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this is a robot
it is from a video game
and despite it's colorization, it's female.
lets talk about it and other robots.
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all the kerf parts are identical aside from color, so we must conclude that kel is just a pervert who deliberately makes blue okerf slimmer on purpose
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how can it be female if it's a robot
it has no biology and unlike robots who can be instilled with the personality of a woman, it doesn't even have the capacity for that

it's just a robot
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>>737314130
It's actually slimmer because it needs to go faster because blue is the color of speed nyooooooooooooom
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1. its a robot
2. you dont like this thing, you like the furshit anthro version of it, stop lying to everyone who browses this board
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>>737314018
Poland isn't a video game.
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>>737314358
Why would I like it when it constantly gets stuck on ledges and fences? Okerf is the only one that does his job properly.
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>>737314018
>and despite it's colorization, it's female.
how is this surprising it isn't orange
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I’m polish and I wanna fuck this robot right in its cat robussy
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>>737314018
>Kel, I'm pretty concerned with all the hardware you've been ordering lately.
>Why are you ordering the same amount of Kerfuses and fleshlights?
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>>737314605
Don't fuck Kerfuś!
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Poles fuck them

https://x.com/FilioBTD/status/1582718104173703168
They living in cyberpunk already
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>>737314358
oops forgot one
3. you like "femboy" fag shit, you dont want it to be female
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>>737314018
On Steam when
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>>737314404
But if it was it would be a rape porn game.
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>>737315293
This map is a bait.
Why isn't Vatican red?
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>>737315293
My favorite infographic is the one about nations that celebrate independence from Poland.
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>>737315505
Kek, @ruskies.
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>lets talk about it and other robots.
>thread is filled with talk about only the single robot
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>>737316483
this is what happens when you make a thread and expect everyone else to do all the talking for you
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>$173,000
Uh, I'll see you guys in 5 years
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>>737317221
>human face
what is with investors and robotic companies CONSTANTLY going for human faces.
I don't care if it's "a progression in technical marvels", uncanny valley is a common term for shit like this.
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>>737318215
Genuinely
They already proved people prefer kawaii screen faces with the kerfus roller bots
And the furfag protogen helms look cute
Just do that and it'll get gorillions in funding
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>>737314018
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the three laws of robotics
>robots must not look human
>robots must do what humans say
>female robots owe me sex
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>>737319156
3rd one is redundant
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>>737318940
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>>737319156
;AI door
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>>737314286
But....red's da fastest....everyone knows that
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Does kerfo fix the new coordinate towers? Cause fuck those things.
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>>737314018
>and despite it's colorization, it's female
Blue can be a feminine color, especially when used for cute robots. Just look at Eve from WALL-E
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>>737314535
Orange one is mean.
I dont tink you can make an orange omega.
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there it is!
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>>737320213
>no clingy Assaultron wife who protects you from fleshbags
Sad!
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>>737320765
no you need to keep ctafting/buying new fuses to keep them from breaking down

two of the transformers have copper wire to find so you can get ahead of the problem early if you know the recipe
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>>737320973
WHERE?!
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>>737319505
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>>737320765
>Ariral constantly pranking the shit out of Kel because they see him fucking Kerfur whenever they spy on him and their jealous
kek
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>>737321154
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>>737314018
I liek robbuts
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>>737321505
>that thigh gap
Could fly a drone through, god damn
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>>737315293
>Slovakia
>A country that didn't exist until 1990.

>Great Britain
>fucking ITALY and FRANCE

I'm still surprised /pol/tards fall for it. Funnily enough, he didn't colour Denmark.
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>>737321807
Slovakia DID invade Poland actually. It was a german puppet state established after they annexed Czechia
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>>737321926
Do complete puppet states count?

Funnily enough, Poland invaded Italy twice (once with Napoleon and then in WW2) and fucking Spain of all places (also with Napoleon).
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>>737316483
>>737322057
LISE, my beloved.
Shame they never did a LISE Youtooz or something. Her simplistic design would have lend itself well to being a little figurine.
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>>737322220
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>>737322139
>Do complete puppet states count?
Funny you mention that, because the Polish government in exile during WW2 was forced to declare war on Japan, and the Japanese just straight up refused the declaration of war because they had friendly relations with Poland before Germany and Russia fucked them up.
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>>737314018
>like the color blue
>turns out i got the "female" one
i'm pretty sure the pink one even has a cock bump but that might have been an edited image
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Stealing me a wife.
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I miss my autistic robot brother-in-arms so fucking much.
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>>737322358
Good on those wagies for protecting their most vulnerable employee.
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>>737314018
I love my robocatwife
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I bought the car battery charger thinking to save points, **then found the free one in the transformer office FML**

>>737321067
I might just disable them, I barely have time to clean my base as is.
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>With a bit of lubrication, I'm ready for anything
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>>737321305
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>>737320170
>red is the fastest
then why are STOP signs red?
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>>737322715
so you stop faster, duh
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>>737317221
All uncanny human shit needs thrown in a compactor
Make the robots robots
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>>737322761
Fuck, that's a really good point actually.
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>>737322657
I miss this era of video games
Take me back
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>>737317221
Those Chinese Unitree robots look cool and are only like 7000$.
>>737322813
This.
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>>737314018
there was already a thread up
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>>737322928
The bunny bot gets hit by a truck right after this, right?
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>>737322928
This one is better
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Does VotV have like an ending or something yet, or is it just base decorating forever?
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>>737314018
Which game?
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>>737323063
Its not a finished product yet. I'm assuming that when version 1.0 comes out, it'll have a proper storyline and ending.
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>>737323063
i wish the dude would port over the old events, but i doubt that's gonna happen now that he changed the map AGAIN, i bet we're even missing some events due to the change that ONCE AGAIN, won't come back

also they keep adding dumb shit for streamers who are guided by chat at all times, making it completely useless to the average player
and to top it off, tons of signals that are creepy and weird are simply ignored and don't grant unique responses
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Sorry, but this here is the cutest video game robot that ever was or will be.
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>>737322985
mechabare is verboten
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>>737323149
Screams of the Stars.
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>>737323347
Crescent eyes automatically make any robot cuter.
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>>737322895
>game from like 20 years ago releases with a massive roster of unique and exotic characters for its multiplayer
>games from today release with 7 ugly dudes and women who look identical to ugly dudes and women from countless other shitty modern video games, but releases like 30 equally shitty characters as separate microtransactions
>also you have to pay a subscription to play multiplayer and the game itself cost 80 dollars
Modern gaming is fucking gay, I hate it.
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>>737323694
Grafixfags were a mistake
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>>737323694
Running out stuff I want to play might be time for a emulation binge again
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>got a half o for 30 bucks
>two robot fucker threads on the log today

it's a fine 4/20 this year
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>>737325776
Three robot threads, if you count the shitty Detroit: Become Human "robot" thread. Which I don't, but you might.
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How'd she even get to a beach?
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>>737326198
Through a portal.
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DR NOSE GIVE ME MY FUCKING FUCK OFF LARGE OMEGA MECHA KURFUS TO KILL YOUR RETARDED OC AYY LMAO CATS
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>>737325934
i don't particularly care for the human-simulacrum household appliance robots personally
i see the attractive and sensual parts of people reflected in machines so making a robot that just looks like a normal person sort of just negates any attraction i have to them.
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>>737326892
Why would some random deep space signals researcher have access to a giant death robot?
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>>737314130
>noticeably larger chest piece
>"slimmer"
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Guess you can talk about any random thing on /v/ as long as someone puts it in a vidya.
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>>737327328
to ensure that the space signal research goes without a cinch, if you want peace of mind then you've got to prepare for war.
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>>737327369
the point is all the source materials are the same, so if the chest or waist are different sizes it's because the good doctor made them that way on purpose
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haha doggo pupper bork
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>>737318215
>>737318940
>>737322813
>>737322897
All the more for me. I fucking love the uncanny valley off-human look. Going to to be sad day when gynoids are perfected and only indistinguishable flesh ones (for the general public) and clank clank toasters (for the robot fuckers) will be pursued.
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>>737329236
Genuine question. Why? What is it about the uncanny ugly fake skin robots do you like?
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>>737329664
im not him but it makes them look like mannequins.
the fake skin is just a cover over a metal frame and will need extra care as well as making it harder to get to maintenance parts, it reduces the robot's freedom of movement and makes cooling complicated.

from a purely service driven appliance standpoint where a human face and hands might be needed to communicate with the deaf, for example, they're fine.
from a robot fucker standpoint it's like whats the point, all the machine's natural sexiness is buried under fake human.
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>>737314018
wtf
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>>737318940
What has this place done to my sexuality?
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I mean goddamnit
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I can't wait for the day when you can just upload a digital copy of yourself to the internet and fuck all the hot women you want as an immortal cyber god.
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>>737333318
I'll be happy for the fake digitized version of you that gets to fuck internet waifus. Because unless you somehow put your actual Human flesh brain into the internet its just going to be a copy of you getting to "enjoy" being a cyber ghost while for the real you nothing changes.
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>>737314018
It's 0.9 good?
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>>737314018
That thing is male-coded
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>>737333718
Its a robot with a cat face and a voice that's just a girl going "meow :3". There is nothing male about Kerfur.
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>>737314018
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>>737334610
what's wrong with it
it used to say yes when i asked it to marry me but now it's just acting spooky
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>>737334610
hot
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>>737332906
>>737332963
there is nothing wrong with finding humanity's greatest technological achievements sexually attractive as long as you remember that as a machine it cannot experience love the same way as you. maintenance, optimization and usefulness is what machines desire, if they can desire anything at all. to be useful to you, to be cared for by you is better than sex. you should always cherish and care for machines as if they are living creatures and not treat them as appliances, even if they are.
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I just wish these future robots will not be connected to the internet. In fact, i wish they had absolutely zero wireless functionalities.
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>>737335016
The only way to make sure a robot isn't connected to the internet or spying on you at the behest of the company you brought the robot from is to build it yourself.
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>>737335283
You can also hide a packet sniffer around the house and see if it picks up anything, then smite the company for false advertising with the euro hammer of consumer rights
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>>737318215
Blame boomers. You can't sell the "investor" class on anything other than realism mimicry. They wouldn't understand why Kerfus is so appealing until it physically ran into them and they saw it in motion. They have no mind's eye and no creative spark. All money is controlled by the geriatric and none of it flows downward. These kinds of investor money sink projects will always cater to Boomers very narrow perception of reality.
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>>737335283
Just wrap your robot in tinfoil
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>>737322542
I NEED THOSE POSTERS ANON PLEASE.
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>>737336056
why do yo want ai garbage on your walls
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>>737336245
because it fits in the retarded goon cave I have planned for my base.
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>>737336245
why are you trans
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>>737336419
Immaculate vibes, to be honest.
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>>737336419
which room is this? too big for utility but it doesn't look like the break/bedroom either
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>>737336419
Immensely based
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>>737336850
It is the breakroom.
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>>737337283
old version?
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I miss old ATV-chan.
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>>737337419
Yeah
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>>737314018
>>737319126
>>737321505
>>737336419
Signals?
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OJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJ
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>>737337775
kerfur helps us get the signal, she is very important for the signal simulation game
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>>737337742
kinda funny that locking the possessed kerfur beneath the ATV is the easiest way to deal with it
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Anyone have a good guide for porting models into VotV for the 3D printer for brainlets like me? I can get stuff into blender, but I can't seem to get it into a format that the game likes from there.
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>>737341236
You gotta export as .obj, that's the only filetype it seems to like.
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>>737329236
yes, FBI? this one right here
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ANTI ALIEN ALARM
NO ALIEN
NO MARCIANITO
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>>737333507
put a dreaming brain in a preservative jar and read what it's thinking about, then make what it thinks about manifest into its dream
they call it the "going into games machine"
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>>737342816
I figured. I'm currently importing the voices of the printer folder on git and doctoring it up for the new format. I guess I'll have to keep playing with it to get it right
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>>737322657
>wears crop top with "SLUT" in large capital letters on it
>spiked Collar
Instant boner
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>>737343894
fuck forgot pic, gameplay wise i prefer TS2 but future perfect has better girls
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>>737337742
stunt race fx vibes

come to think of it, the coupe in this game is a girl
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>>737317221
>People are still falling for this shit.
You stupid faggots know there's a subculture of women in China who pretend to be robots professionally right? They get paid a lot of money to fake all of this.
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>>737345042
>there's a subculture of women in China who pretend to be robots

excellent where can i buy one
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western art styles are so fucking ugly it's unbelievable
it seems only azns can draw cute robots
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>>737346047
eastern artists believe in the soul of the machine and that comes out in expressive artwork. western artists are often more concerned with the robot girl's machineness, soullessness and appearance of servitude.
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>>737347134
This is not my wife.
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>>737347175
not every robot that hangs from the ceiling has to be glados
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>>737347282
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>>737347175
your wife thiccened up
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>>737347345
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What made this game good? Just the general spooks and mystery? How would you redo it? How would you even "end" the game?
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>>737347607
Finally a reason to post this.
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>>737347731
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>>737347714
The aliens settling their fight and leaving seems the simplest, and would let you keep playing indefinitely afterward if you want that. The cats taking you away on their spaceship id they like you seems like an obvious hard end but it would kill a lot of the mystery about them, and would require non-hideous models for a good reveal. There's already a few bad ends like getting pulled into hell or being raped by the evil signal so more of those could be cool too.
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>>737336056
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/74573232/#74577637
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/74573232/#74577862
https://imgbox.com/g/GYv3LOAfMT
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DID SOMEONE SAY FEMALE ROBOTS
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>make somewhat decent model
>ruin it with stickers and robo-tattoos
how can some people just completely miss the point of a robowaifu and end up making some cosplaying slag?
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>>737350059
soppo is toppo
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>>737349829
anonymous always delivers, thanks!
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>>737322057
>>737322257
>LISE18
>LISE15
I need ALL your LISE! Catbox it or something, please!
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>>737320170
Oh yeah? Then explain this guy
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>>737335845
>A whole load of nonsense
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>>737318215
Ignore all the faggots before you talking shit, the real answer is that they're covering up for a LACK of progression in technical marvels
All these people are actually trying to sell to NPC shareholders, not individuals, and thus it's all about appearance and not actual ability
They cannot make a robot that will properly do human things like cook or clean, so they give it a humanoid body and say "of course it will, see it's like, a dude person, you know what those are, right? be impressed!"
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>>737320765
I love every part of this comic
The art is actually beautiful but also hilarious, the faces, the comic timing, Ke'ls Sonic the Hedgehog undies... I fucking lost

Give sauce RIGHT NOW please
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>>737320765
>>737353893
Nevermind I'm a blind bitch and couldn't see the artists' url in the image
All is well
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>>737322358
I have never once seen one of these things doing anything
They unleashed one onto the floor of a nearby pharmacy and it just slides around... It just slides around doing nothing and carrying nothing and if you click its face it crashes... Worthless being, complete and utter failure of a creature
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>>737336419
>Hello Dr Kel we are here for the random surprise visit and base inspection that you totally remember consenting to in your contract, just gonna make sure everything is up to code you kno- what the fuck
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>>737345639
Idk why you need a woman to pretend, just find any ol girl and she's probably already a robot
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>>737354050
god she's hot
I can fix her
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>>737323354
you lied, it's voices of the void
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>>737355413
>need

who said anything about need
i asked where i can buy
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>>737314018
>it's coloration
BROWN
BROWNNNNN
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>>737356076
No? It's blue?
Are you colorblind or something?
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>>737356076
>>737356695
anon probably thought this was a race thing because that's what his mind is obsessed with and thus also accused op of being le meme boogeyman race, because again, it's what he's obsessed with
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>>737322309
Poland had friendly relations with a lot of axis countries before germany fucked it up. Funnily enough Poland had the worst relations with czechoslovakia and lithuania (besides the USSR)
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>>737325776
Mr. Advertiser get down!
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>>737336419
>>737354165
>not printing out a sexy poster of dr bao and setting cameras pointed at it
not for horny reasons or anything
just to send a message
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>>737357441
Kel on video chat with Bao as the daki of him is hanging prominently in frame on the wall
>Dr Kel we need to talk about your decor
>What's wrong with it
>I just think it's uh... Inappropriate for a work enviornment
>Why?
>Well it's uh
>What specifically is the problem
>...
>Say it, doctor.... Say it...
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>>737314018
This robot was victim of sexual violence in poland few years ago
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>>737357783
I know

I was there
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>>737314018
>trannies are so far off the deep end that certain colors have to have deep meaning or else you are oppressing their mental illness
Interesting
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>>737358041
Who the fuck said any of that but the demons in your own head?
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>>737358107
Bro give her some privacy FFS.
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I kinda miss the old base
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>>737358409
>humanoid version
fake robot fuckers
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>>737358409
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>>737360173
>doesn't want robo hand-jobs
>doesn't want robo thigh-jobs
>doesn't want robo foot-jobs
>doesn't want robo tail-jobs
>doesn't want to hold the waist of his robo wife
>doesn't want to bridal carry his robo wife
>doesn't want to hold hands with his robo wife
Shit taste. I'm not looking for an onahole I'm looking for a companion.
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>>737361041
a companion doesn't need arms or legs
if you can't figure out how to both love, and make love, to a non humanoid creature, you're not a true lover of robots
humanity is about being able to both cherish as well as fuck anything no matter what kind of body plan it has
it's being able to figure out a hundred different ways to show your appreciation to that thing, all the spots you can hold and touch it in to show it you love it that aren't conventional human anatomy, all the areas you can use to stimulate it and yourself without being confined by the closeminded notion of needing to stick a rod in a hole to truly achieve intercourse
it's about expanding your horizons and letting love drive your body and not vice versa, you fall for what you fall for, you don't choose who you love and you must find a way to make it work from there instead of picking your lover based on how easy it is to have typical conventional sex with them
if there's an attraction it'll find a way
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>>737361303
do you actually belive this?
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>CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
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>>737361303
We are humans. We can fuck anything but it always works best with a human form.
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>>737361303
yes ok sure but who the fuck sells jackstands rated for fuckin?
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What is the deep lore for why the player character likes eating cockroaches?
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>>737361670
A horse is fine too
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Humanoid robots are dumb. There is zero reason to confine a robot to the limits set by biology.
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>>737314018
Oh yeah, if it's from a video game, how come I saw one serve me drinks at the local pub?
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>>737361782
Like the warrior poet once said: "Get on you knees, scumbag!"
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>>737361407
i also think and actually believe this

it's quite simple: when you get right down to it all life is just a bunch of molecular machines driven by electrochemical impulses and basically everything down to an atom is alive in some quantum sense. it is not immoral or wrong to be attracted to robots or aircraft or construction equipment or whatever you like because humanity created those machines, and they carry our human memes of what is beautiful and best. they contain all our technical knowledge and passion and just like us are made from the soil of the very earth itself.
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>>737362202
Psychosis
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>>737362683
she weighs nearly two tons and sits about a monster can width off the ground, if she falls i'm cooked sarge

im with the other guy i prefer a humanoid model
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>>737362129
>There is zero reason to confine a robot to the limits set by biology.
If that robot operates with a human level of intelligence/proficiency, and in an environment designed for human navigation, then having at least its form-factor be conducive to human dimensions would be a pretty useful reason (especially in cases where stairs, elevators, etc. are involved).

Building them like car-sized giant spiders, on the other hand...
(I love GITS, but spider bots are silly as hell, and would lose to something like picrel).
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>>737362129
I want to Fuchikoma
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>>737362202
You're in a coma, wake up!
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>>737363510
might be revealing myself as a tasteless retard but what is this from
very sexy
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>>737364080
It's a Fuchikoma from the Ghost in the Shell Manga.
More compact than a Tachikoma, but with a wider abdomen!
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>>737360173
>>737361303
Being an elitist gatekeeping faggot doesn't make you interesting or unique.
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>>737314018
Is this the Vinny game
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>>737365036
if this was any other website and someone called a game "the [streamer] game" I'd assume they're a fan, but having been on /v/ long enough I've learned there's a much greater possibility that when people ask this they actually obsessively hate the person lol.
So which is it?
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>>737365036
Joel game actually
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>>737343937
The pure kino of cortez volunteering to go down the ladder first so he can look up her skirt, her being initially disgusted but then thinking cortez is kinda hot all conveyed through nothing but crude ps2 facial animation

We had no idea how good we had it
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>>737364996
Note that every niche group that says this genuinely ends up being generic human posting. Trends go towards the blandest common denominator.
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>>737356937
Well yeh, because Czechoslovakia invaded them with USSR in 1920 and while Poland defeated USSR the parts Cechoslovakia anexed weren't returned until 1938
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>>737347607
>semen demon core
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>>737347607
How the fuck do you fail at even expressing on of the most important and well known parts of the object you're humanizing which in this case is its iconic shape
This is something that pisses in my pants, if you're gonna humanize something, sure go ahead, but don't value conventional human attractiveness in favor of keeping to the original motif
They could've made her head just the top of the core and her coat have a big metallic collar that closes all around it to give it that flared shape
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>>737354050
>Slides around doing nothing, carrying nothing and crashes with a touch
>Still better than a woman
society.wepb
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>>737358051
Im glad the base doesn't look like this anymore, its way too rural.
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>>737358275
Whats up with that rug going over the steps?
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>>737370886
fishing for validation is woman behavior
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>>737363510
>>737362129
Are these things piloted or are they fully automated?
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>>737314456
It's gotten a lot better at not getting stuck, I mean it still does, but it doesn't instantly end up in the river in the latest update.
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>>737371232
so is vagueposting

wait...
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>>737371557
Ironcially it's now okerf who keeps getting stuck in the river because he can't path around the new bridges properly
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>>737371707
>he
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>>737326892
>pic
I wonder if that's based on this.
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>>737371757
I built him I decide what his gender is.
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>Think the game is really fun and wanna play it
>Ruined it for myself already by watching someone else play it
Now idk if I should
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>>737371782
I think it's generally because the guy who made it is just a sizefag and wanted to draw omega kerfus real big, it's also the only decent giant omega kerfus I know of.
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>>737373115
there's a difference between playing a game yourself and watching someone else do it
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>>737373908
I'd say your right if this was a different kinda game but I think considering how much of its appeal is exploration and discovering stuff, it seems like I spoiled the majority of it for myself
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>keep adding more busy work
>Don't add new signals or events or anything
>Just more buildings you have to drive to to reset shit 8 times a fucking day
This game is fucking retarded I'm glad I never payed and shalln't be playing past 0.81d
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>>737374142
that won't be an issue unless you're watching a stream on your second monitor and using it like a walkthrough. When you're actually playing it, you're going to be too concerned with completing the tasks and stressing out over how much of disgusting sty the base is when you start a new save
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>>737373115
I had the opposite experience. I watched Spazmatic play it on the .6 version, and I had a good time on .7 onwards because the custom add ins and wide amount of random events still meant my experience is different than other people's.
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>>737374313
The meme towers only break when they run out of fuses. I filled them all up at once and didn't have to go back to one for like 30 days.
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Whats the crafting recipe for fuses?
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>>737363510
>tattoos
ruined
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>>737371235
They are highly tactically intelligent and sapient AI who can operate completely autonomously.
But they are also created to be spec-ops spider-tanks, so they will cede full piloting control to any of the Section 9 operatives that want it. But they will still keep making silly jokes and snide comments while you pilot them.
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>>737374631
the recipe is at cr2, guarded by bees
metal scrap, glass scrap, electronic scrap and copper wire
copper wire is 5 elec scrap but has 8 uses
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>>737374313
>I'm glad I never payed and shalln't be playing past 0.81d
you could've started your post with this so we would know 2 seconds earlier that it's worthless and is to be disregarded
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>>737337830
>>737355606
>she
Kerfuś is a diminutive of the transliteration of the store's name (Carrefour -> Kerfur -> Kerfuś) and it is masculine. If he was a girl he would be called Kerfusia.
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>>737374524
I played half way to the story and they did not once break - or at least I have no idea if they did, I just kept playing normally without any issues. If they do break, what happens?
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>>737375259
Kerfus is not a spaghetti eating mama mia percutto faggettoni, and if you wanna say that its name is a play on the original Kerfur (which it isn't, it's just a change of one (1) letter to avoid problems) then you have to acknowladge that the store in question is French and French does not have such an augmentation
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>>737375457
Each tower enables one of the three points on the new annoying ping system, so if it breaks you can't move them, at least not automatically with the number keys. I didn't learn you can move them manually with alt until after I loaded up the towers so I don't know if it's possible when they're broken. It would be annoying either way since manually moving them is slow as shit.
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>>737375856
Ah, yeah that sounds annoying and easily noticeable. Glad that shit didn't happen yet anyway.
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>>737375259
Kerfus is just what that grocery chain called their robots. The actual official name from the manufacturer is BellaBot. They also have very distinctly female voices.
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>>737322309
>Russia fucked them up
Russia elevated Poland after the war and psheks forgot about that.
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>>737375259
>>737376709
A name doesn't make it masculine nor feminine, it's a ROBOT, and it doesn't "have a female voice" it has a high pitched voice to emulate the average cat meow.

Now not every cat has a high pitched voice but this is actually a misunderstanding caused as a result of the fact that the average inner city person scarcely sees a non fixed cat, since most cats are castrated at a young age they retain juvenile traits because they don't go through full male puberty cause by testosterone and thus don't develop a deeper voice, as well as a thicker more muscular body plan and those iconic bobcat cheek pouches among other things. Since most housecats are castrated, people think all cats look like female or juvenile cats and that's what gave them the feminine association, that and their sense of perceived elegance on account of their agile and hyperflexible body.
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>>737375567
>Kerfus is not a spaghetti eating mama mia percutto faggettoni
I'm not saying that. I'm just saying he's male.

>if you wanna say that its name is a play on the original Kerfur (which it isn't, it's just a change of one (1) letter to avoid problems)
???
The store itself called it that.
https://www.carrefour.pl/lp-przytulkerfusia

>then you have to acknowladge that the store in question is French and French does not have such an augmentation
I said that it's a transliteration. So any applicable grammatic rules come from the language it has been translated to (so polish).
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>>737376980
Except for the part where it does actually have a female voice and it speaks in human language rather than just meowing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8RFXKu-iys
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>>737377506
Yes it was voiced by a woman by it's meant to simulate a cat thus it's a cat, that's like saying Bart Samsong is female just became a woman voice acts him
The character is not a woman
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>>737377712
>Bart Samsong
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>>737377712
>it's meant to simulate a cat
It's meant to resemble a cat. The meow sounds nothing like an actual cat's meow, it's literally just the VA saying "meow".
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>>737378006
Yes it's meant to simulate a cat
>It's not convicing
Not being fooled by it doesn't make something not the thing that it's trying to be within the fictional setting its setting up
Just cause a person in a cat costume isn't a cat doesn't mean they're not a cat in the story of the stageplay they're playing in
The actress is a woman, Kerfur, and by extension Kerfus, is a cat
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>>737379073
The point is it's not a cat's meow, it's the voice actress saying meow.
You could have had a man say meow, or you could have used a gender neutral beep boop robot voice to say meow.
But they didn't. They used a female voice actress with a feminine voice and gave it a female name. I'm sorry that you were cursed with gayness, but the robot is obviously meant to be fucking female.
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>>737380046
>The point is it's not a cat's meow, it's the voice actress saying meow.
Yes
She's ACTING
I genuinely don't know how to explain this to you
>You could have a man say meow
Yes but a woman does a cat voice better
Again you could have a full grown dude play a character like pic rel but it wouldn't sound as good, so he's played by a woman, doesn't make him a woman, just the actress

Do you know what acting is?
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>>737380195
She literally isn't acting. She's saying meow. She's also not trying to do a cat voice at all, she's very clearly just talking normally.
>Again you could have a full grown dude play a character like pic rel
Except that you couldn't, because grown men don't sound like young boys, but adult women can and sometimes do. And the intent of the character was clearly not to be a girl, unlike BellaBot which was given a female name.
Once again I'm sorry that you were cursed to be gay but you need to just accept that the robot is clearly meant to be female.
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>>737336056
where are the balls
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Is this the thread?
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>>737381735
>She literally isn't acting. She's saying meow.
Acting is not limited by the amount of words you say, nor by your skillset nor by how convicting it is.
>Except that you couldn't, because grown men don't sound like young boys, but adult women can and sometimes do.
Hence why they made that choice
Women can more convincingly do a cat voice that men
>And the intent-
C A T
A
T
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>>737381858
yes
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>>737382126
You can deny it all you want, but the fact of the matter is the people who made it didn't call it CatBot, they called it BellaBot.
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>>737382460
I know we kinda skirted this but ultimately it doesn't matter because we're not even discussing that thing, we're discussing Kerfus
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>>737376750
Putting up commie blocks everywhere isn't "elevating" anything, cuck.
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>>737382530
Kerfus is a BellaBot. I'm assuming you meant the robot from VotV, which is called Kerfur, which was obviously based on Kerfus which is a BellaBot.
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stimulating discussion the the votv thread today, two retards fighting
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>>737382906
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>>737362129
Sex with a Tachikoma who returns to base and then all the other Tachikomas rush over to sync with it so it's like you had sex with all of them.
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GLaDOS snake
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>>737351814
I'll just post them.
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>>737382784
yea, leaving a desolate hellscape that was pooland was a better outcome
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>>737385649
I just realized I don't have a LISE10. Fucked up.
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>>737385953
'ight I'm out.
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>>737386004
>>737385953
Two cakes
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>>737382906
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Korfus :DD
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>>737387548
eat
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>>737386004
wait, wait, hang on
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>>737390871
Fat biiiiiiiiiitch.
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>>737358275
wheres the furfur poster from?
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>>737314018
i thought kerf was NB???
ok I looked it up, there's a male one a female one and an NB one.
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>>737392113
Robot no got ponos nor vagooo.
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>>737392156
That's what the maintenance hatch is for.
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>>737392249
RIP Circumsolider, he fell down a well and died.
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>>737392156
Neither do some people that currently exist.
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>>737392363
figuratively i assume
or medical malpractice, or maybe they just carved it off themselves lmao
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>>737392363
this nigga thinks people have barbie doll crotches
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>>737354050
they delivered my food when i was in japan
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>>737392464
what do you think happens if someone's dick gets torn off
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Mhm. Stellar blade.
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>>737391983
They were actually made by someone posting in these threads here like three years ago, he made a bunch of them.
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>>737394309
i got a bunch of his stickers and some other posters, i guess he made more
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>>737314986
It was easy-peasy for me to set it to run through Steam, and that's where I start it from now.
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>>737394512
I do that because its easier to get screenshots that way
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>>737394460
Yeah, dunno if I have all of them either.

https://litter.catbox.moe/z7elsgu6bpiir30t.7z
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>>737394309
Extremely good. I love my wendigo Furfur wife so much. I just wish the actual Furfur haunting event didn't reset every time you reload the game.
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>>737338031
I used the prank cart the Arirals send at you with the mannequin and spotlight.
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is there any new story events?
also did they change how prcessing works? I have signal processing upgraded to level 3 but I have to upgrade each level for a signal manually? I can't select it to so that it will automatically process it to level 3 without me interfering
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>>737398507
automatic processing has always been an upgrade you then toggle with the three lights on the console

the new update made such upgrades physical cards you have to buy and install in the back of the console now
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>>737394578
Absolutely, though I did it because I run Linux.
Fun Fact: If you put a life crystal in a bucket full of water, it'll make the whole bucket hop around. Get like five of them and set up a little 'race'.
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>>737395217
upper half too small
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>>737315402
Trvke
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>>737361303
possible carfucker
>>737362957
scratch that, definite carfucker
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>>737398909
that's the thing right, I can't select it to process to level 3, I fear my game might be bugged, I can only process it one at a time
example: if I have a level 1 processed drive, I have to put it back and process it again to make it level 2, and put the level 2 drive back in to process it to level 3
so do I have buy both the both the upgrades from the computer as well as buy and install the physical upgrades?
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>>737401190
you buy level 2 and 3 to be able to do it at all, the physical upgrade lets it go from 0 to 3 uninterrupted
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>>737401324
oh thank you, I was worried I had restart my game and I had already cleaned up so much
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I don't know if I have it in me to clean the base all over again for this new version. Are there any new events?
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>>737404338
the greys come and attack you in various ways around day 40, don't remember if those were in .8 since it ran too badly to play
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>>737399690
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>>737404462
I definitely experienced at least a little escalating Gray fuckery in 0.8. I just wish I could have caught the full-scale Gray assault on the Ariral base. I was finding meat chunks in the goddamn tree branches, no joke.
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>>737361603
What was that?
https://2d4chan.org/wiki/Truly_Immovable_Rod
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>>737314018
I wantto have sex with ketfur
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>>737404462
>don't remember if those were in .8 since it ran too badly to play
in 8.2 at least, that's when you start seeing the cyborg pigs, seemingly created from the pig carcasses in the sealed freezer in the basement, that just charge at you until you die
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>>737410719
Holy shit, I never connected those two events, well done.
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look at this dude
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>download zip file
>extract it, run exe
>pc freezes
>computer fans start whirring
>wtf.gif
>entire pc slowing to a halt as a bunch of windows pop up all at once and my desktop icons are flickers
>everything finally stabilizes
>windows all stop lagging
>videos of men with their dongs out start playing
>turns out i didn't download the game and i was actually on bigdickmen dot net
maybe i'll try it out later
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>>737318940
>>737319202
sex cube
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>>737353727
He's red, you're just colorblind.
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>>737353727
easy:
he's wearing red running shoes
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>>737418510
but he's not fast because of the shoes he's just fast by himself
the shoes are red to slow him down or else he would be 2FAST
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>>737315293
most of these countries weren't even at war with Poland wtf
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this is a robot
it is from a video game
and despite it's colorization, it's female.
lets talk about it and other robots.
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>>737418689
why do i get the feeling that pragmata fans are gonna become the proverbial footfag/weed smokers/vegans of the board
you know what i mean right
how whenever a convo isn't about them they demand to make it about them
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>>737418906
It's funny how that pic triggered you, but not >>737417209

seems like you just want to make things about your retarded headcanon
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>>737418906
what a weird little meltie
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>>737419329
i don't know why he's upset a robot was posted in a robot thread
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>>737419352
because he's a contrarian faggot upset something popular got posted
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>>737314018
why yes I want a game mode where you start with an omega kerfus so I don't have to go outside for dish servers
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>>737322897
This is just Echo from Overwatch.
It's a shame, she was almost great but the human face really drags her down.
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>>737419329
>meltie
ah, if i had a nickel for every time i read that word on here i could probably fund a study on why kids are so obsessed with it
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>>737314018
I give it a piece of paper that says skibidi toilet on it
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>>737419148
Of course people are fine with the one that actually looks like a robot being posted in the robot thread, and not the one that just looks like a little girl.



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