People that buy early access be like ‘honey breakfast’s ready’
>>737315883>People that buy early access be britishSickening.
>>737315883That's a fairly small amount of breakfast for an average sized person, I'd say?
>>737315883wheres the tea and crumpets m8
>>737315883Just needs some ketchup and some ketchup over everything and it’s all good!
>>737315883Good oid fashioned English brekky Nothing is better than waking up to the missus having made this on a chill sunday morning and then heading to pub with the lads for a pint and quick gander at the league. Bosh!
>>737315987>no black puddingNot British
That shit is raw.
>>737315883just give em some time to cook
>>737316172let him cook, breakfast should be done by October.
>>737315883early access would be one uncracked egg on the dirt with a brochure called 'breakfast roadmap' saying "bacon, sausage, beans, bread, a toaster, a plate, a frying pan, a cooktop, jelly, butter, a plate, metal cutlery, a restaurant, a cook, all coming soon!" and then when you come back 8 years later it's just a foundation laid for a restaurant and a plastic fork.
Salmonella for breakfast, honey
>>737315883Isn't this thing supposed to also have tomatoes and that thing that's made with potatoes, how's it called again?
>>737316461
>>737316172I think that's his point.
>>737315883>>737315987The stereotypical American breakfast is better than a Full English. >Pancakes>Eggs>Sausage>Bacon>Hashbrowns>No beansOurs mogs the fuck out of Britbongs. We keep all the good shit and kick out everything else. The only thing they have on us is the roasted tomato.
>>737316979pancakes and hashbrowns are god tier but beans are great too
little poopoo baby needs his eggy weggy cooked for him boohoowhy not just ask for me to chew it and spit it down your throat for you like a good little gay birdy
>>737316979>eat big American breakfast>take a napno better time in life imoalso don’t forget the biscuit and gravy
>>737316754>japan the only one with raw food culture no?no
>>737317068I know that "biscuits and gravy" isn't actually what it sounds like to us but what it sounds like is extremely weird. Like dunking digestives into a cup of bisto.
>>737316754>eats raw eggs>eats rotten beans>meat is 99999999,99 per gram>diet consists 100% of rice until you die of malnutrition>chews on fucking jellyfishJapan is literally not allowed to judge food habits
>>737317068>breakfast>napBro, you just wake up
>>737317263but japan has sushi and ramen. also the best snacks.
>white people """"""""""food""""""""""I swear y'all the reason why you timmies have your heads stuck up your ass and you niggas are so dense cuz you fr wake up in the morning and inject all that shit cuh
>>737317295pancakes make you sleepya little nap never hurt anyone
>>737316979I agree that hashbrowns and pancakes are high tier. I'll even admit that fluffy American pancakes are better than clammy flat English pancakes.But we should behead those who insult baked beans, inshallah.
>>737317263The raw egg thing is so you can mix it with boiling hot rice and onions sauce, I think.I've also heard it's a kid's meal, forgot the name, and they also put ketchup on their omelette.
>>737317295Im not going anywhere. If im having a Sunday brunch Im doing a few chores and lounging with the rest of my day
>>737317332isn't ramen chinese? I mean, every country has their own pork soup.
>>737317419The only time you should be eating baked beans are with as a child if you want beanie weenies, or with BBQ.
>>737317419I will not question your dietary habits, but I will urge you to give fried beans a chance.They're like baked beans, but after you cook them you fry them up in lard, optionally ground it into a paste, you'll know you did it well when the bean paste slides from the pan.
>>737317263Brits still haven't recovered from this.
>>737317523Noodles are Chinese originally but I think ramen is a specifically Japanese way to prepare them.
>>737317523I'm sure Muslim don't have pork soup
>>737315883Meat should be cooked to the minimum safe temp and not a single degree higher. I love barely cooked meat.
>>737317263>malnutritionnotoriously for a muttoid anything that's less than 6k calories per meal is considered anorexia level fasting>Harvard Study Classifies 70% of U.S. Adults as Obese Under New Definition
>>737317676Did the worms in your intestines force you to make this post
>>737317676Raw pork actually tastes good but you have to be careful with it because it could have paracites.
>>737317263Raw egg by itself has awful mouthfeel, you're supposed to mix it into something hot like soup or freshly made rice so it mixes very well and gets this creamy texture.
>>737315883I do purchase early access games only for the discount and touch it after release or half a year later to enjoy a tested game that was cheap. Cyberpunk2077 was the last game I've played on release (already waited years for the release), never again. That buggy mess generated some funny memes but that game was such a trainwreck on release, my god.That game also cured me out of preordering games, especially from AAA studios. Never again.
>>737317797>americans out of nowhereeating only carbs lead to malnutrition you waste of meat. and for the record spamming raw fish is not good for your health either.
>>737316979Only an American would argue about how much fatter they can get.
>>737315883Is this a thinly veiled jack thread?
>>737316754gymcells drink raw eggs and they are fine.
>>737317612Blood sausages are fucking kino, though.
>>737317969I see no ringyet
I honestly grew to love American cuisine particularly the Eggs Benedict where you can add on different savory meats into it as well, not just bacon. Feel like I'm part of the Thirteen Colonies whenever I prepare and eat it despite not existing yet back then.
>>737317924>ball of lard talkingcrazy if real
>>737315883Why have they burned all that food like that? It’s basically charcoal. t. British
>>737317980/fit/fags drink pastuerized whites. i dont think people do that whole rocky balboa drinking eggs in a cup thing.
>>737316754>>737315883>>737318148>>737317980I have drank raw egg yolks with literal shit on them and never gotten sick but have gotten sick twice for eating mayo and tortilla(spanish,eggs and potato) leftovers they day after.(I like the yolk raw the white I put in a bowl and cook or throw it away)
how does your country season their barbecues? answer carefully
I don't think I've gone through a week in my life not finishing a carton of eggs. I fucking love eggs.
>>737317980>>737318148Raw egg in a cup mixed with a pinch of sugar aka Kogel mogel is awesome but perhaps not for everyones taste
>>737318369There's a wrong way to season barbecue?
>>737318330That's because the salmonella is on the shell of the egg, not on the inside.
>>737315883>People that wait 10 years for the game + all DLC's to go on sale for 15 dollars total on Steam
>>737318498Who the fuck eats the shell of the egg?
>>737316037>for an average sized americanFTFY
>>737318369Salt.You don't need anything else.
>>737318369With bbq sauce, of course.
>>737316754The naivety of Japs sheltered in their own country has no boundaries, we have known this for quite some time only weeaboos were their vehement defenders,this curtain is falling more and more thanks to auto translation, same with the mysticism of pajeets, you cannot deny this everything else is just double down cope
bacon is best when its undercooked, crispy bacon sucks enjoy your salt because thats the only flavour you get anymore
>>737318692people do that, but they should bake the shell it's pure calcium
>>737318509if he cut down of the fizzy drinks, it'd be manageable
>>737318978anon japan got closed off for hundreds of years long ago. they were always shut in retards.
>>737318794OH WAIT, Barbecue covers all types of grilling?, then yes we only use salt, the other things are added after, as a side dish or in other cooking methods.The bbq sauce is only used to make hamburgers.
>>737319062That's legit crazy.I know boiled eggs but I ve never heard of eating the egg shell in my life.
>>737319065Yeah or that iced coffee and that other drink on the side>>737319102Yeah I know but didn't Netherlands and the Portuguese and later USA pretty much opened their carapace? They should have learned alone from travelling.. or interacting internationally to the least
>>737318369I think the most common practice here is paprika marinadet pork
>>737316979roasted tomato is vile, it makes me want to fucking puke. i typically only put it into sandwiches or in other food arrangements where the cold freshness of the tomato complements the other hot ingredients very well. some food should stay cold.
I fucking love tofuI like it better than meat, it has a better texture than meat, it soaks up flavors better than meat, I cook it in a fried tomato/onion puree sauce with curry powderIt's $1.50 for a lb of it or 40g of proteinOnions isoflavones are good for you and don't lower testosterone or anabolism
>>737319651post tits
>>737317815I said safe temperature. Learn to read. Well done meat is an insult to the food. >>737317820Never had it. Beef tartar is good though.
>>737315883remove everything but the egg
>>737319690I have defined pectoral muscles with no gyno
>>737319728What game?
>>737319748did i stutter?
>>737316754Japanese food is the blandest food on earth. People who eat sushi and prepare it are literally cult tier.They half cook eggs in hot rice and eat the gloop as fine cuisine. The right cut of the right fish, often raw, is served on rice, often cold, in tiny portions as an expensive delicacy.Some of these sushi chefs claim not only to individually pick out each fish from a special market, but to pick out the individual grains of rice.They also look down on seasoning their food.
>>737315883For people unaware, the meat isn't uncooked. It's much worse than that.It's boiled
>>737319651If you really like protein alternatives instead of meat, try legumes I love lentils they are an underrated powerhouse but I couldn't live without meat as a side dish
>>737319787>Japanese food is the blandest food on earthIdk kev, onions sauce and wasabi have pretty intense flavors. Too bad sake tastes like watered down vodka.
>>737319831>boiled meatYou mean like a stew?I have never tried those boiled hotdogs Yankees like eating so much, we cook them like you cook burger patties, rolled in bacon strips where I come from.
>>737319281>Netherlands and the PortugueseI think they just exploited their nerdy asses with exclusivity deals because the dumbasses walled off with only 4 tiny fucking island to live in and had minimal agropecuary, industry space and shit for resources.USA were the ones who spread Japan open to the world. The nuclear bomb was a massive bitch slap and Japan has been behaving like a good submissive bitch since then. they always had an interesting relationship. Also what the fuck is going on between Japan and Brazil? Japan content is almost always distorted because they're weirdo shut ins that at most messed with the SEA but for some reason they know about BROWN like no other country
>>737315883shit looks raw, wtf man...
>>737319835It's not an "alternative"I PREFER it over meat, I like the cube shape and airy texture and mild tasteI like that it's healthier, cheaper, doesn't cause cancer like red meat, and is good for longevity.
>>737319941Not like a stew. Stew you add more stuff for flavor. It's literally just boiled in water and served.
If you think about it, boiled meat water is pretty much what you drink in ramen
>>737316061In the garden and there is some dough in a bowl
>>737320042>cheaperit's still kinda pricey. lentils and beans are cheaper protein.
>>737320058>boiled meat water is pretty much what you drink in ramen>anon literally just figures out what "broth" is after 18+ years alive
>>737319651Tofu is absolute god-tier food. Asia has spent thousands of years perfecting it—there’s even an ancient cookbook dedicated to a hundred different ways to prepare it.Have you try dried tofu? Fried tofu is the best.
>no hash browns>no mushrooms>only one eggI wasn't planning on being turbo mad today but here we are.
>>737320042RightYou PREFER the meat alternative, it's designed to be a meat substitute, don't get all prissyI can tell, by the fact you have to have uniform texture in your food, that you're autistic so please try to accept the facts as they are. I hear you're kind are good at that.
>>737318509While these portions are big, the real problem is the 300-500 calories worth of drinks alone. One can really cut weight by just stopping drinking sodas
>>737320042You rly think taking a bite of a cow is worse than some processed beans? lmao at you. your beans are a last resort food not alpha food.
MCD is absolute trash today but the sausage mcmuffin with egg is an SSS tier breakfast itemI like how it's real egg too because sometimes I bite into eggshell due to the min wage employee getting overworked making 20 of these in 5 minutes, you can taste the misery
>>737317641muzzies pick and choose which of their 100 laws to followim sure there are a few mohammads who crush a mcrib and eat bacon
>>737316979you do know people have a choice between the two? The british and Americans are not limited to just one option. They are free to choose which they prefer.I'm english, sometimes i have full english (my preference) but sometimes i have american breakfast or Continental (european)
>>737320256>beans are a last resort food>rly>alphaimpressive how you manage to waste that much good meat nutrients to be as dumb as a grass eating cow.
>>737319835I like to make a bean-lentis "chilli" by mixing both of those with tomato paste, crushed tomatoes, basil, onions, garlic and other spiced. I take part of the mix and blend it, add a little bit of miso paste and then reincorporate into the beans-lentils to add creaminess. I usually add bacon, ham or chicken to it as well but it's not required.It's cheap and tasty. Easy to make as well if you made the beans and lentils beforehand.Guess you can serve over rice or eat with flatbread or tortillas. I eat it alone or with nachos most of the time.Quite good.
>>737317964it's supposed to be a workers breakfast to supply the energy they need until lunch.
>>737320461The bacon egg and cheese biscuit meal is literally breakfast distilled to its most pure and delicious form. literal perfection.
>>737320506is there even a bad meat + bean combo? all beans I see go well with meat.
>>737320179No I didn't just discover it yet, it's just "Japanese adjusted people" will tell you its this magical tasty water folded 1 bazillion times and nobody else comes close to their superior taste buds,just tired of it,that's all
>>737320483BETA BEANSALPHA MEAT
>>737319941>I have never tried those boiled hotdogs Yankees like eating so much, we cook them like you cook burger patties, rolled in bacon strips where I come from.Lived in a deep south college town and that's how they prepared their hotdugs during football games for concessions. I imagine pretty much all southern football concession stands boil their hotdogs. This isn't a north vs south thing, it's just easy as fuck and cheap to boil massive quantities of hotdogs.
>>737320620funny because the mythical folded steel is just low quality recycled iron since the nips had almost no iron to work with
>>737320461Nothing beats a double saus. and egg mcmuffin when you're starting out on an extra long road trip early in the morning, keeps me going until dinner
looks like it was cooked over a cigarette.and also this is not really vidya, but good thread none the less
oi you got a loicense for tha bo'oh o wa'er
>>737320017>What the fuck is going on between Japan and Brazil?Japan experienced an overpopulation of poorfags at the same time Brazil needed a new source of subsidized immigrant labor to work the coffee fields (because the Italian government told them to fuck off), most of the Jap-Hue population today are their descendantsI have no idea what their modern relationship is
>>737320574Their biscuits are absolute garbage, though. Like 20 or 30 years ago they did make their own biscuits so maybe you're just stuck in the past, but their modern biscuits are the cheapest frozen biscuits money can buy. Bojangles and Chik-fila-A makes their biscuits in house, but McD's is complete garbage these days.
>>737320461Why yes I do like glue with my cardboard for breakfast.
>>737320461That's a dogshit deal for those 2.
>>737315883you can tell this is an american breakfast because the british fucking smother the entire plate in beans
>>737320465If you're not having having a full english the only acceptable choices are>weetabix>corn flakes>porridge (not super thick because you're not a highland savage)>ready brek as you are under the age of 16If you have fish for breakfast then wtf are you doing here mi'lord, the peasants are getting uppity.
>>737316754Based
>another world seethes at British food being superior again thread
>>737321082this is an old image too, there hasn't been a deal like this in forever. they are standard $5 for a single sandwich most of the time
>>737320574Every McDonald's in my US state is fucking SHIT. They couldn't get an order right if a gun was held to their heads. Missing items, bizarre substitutions etc. It may just be fucking slop for my whitupiggu hog-ass but I'm fucking paying for it.
>>737320052If you hate life that much you can also drink bleach.>>737320653It's a logistics thing?, Good to know.Still, not sure if want.
Bongs should unironically be proud of pot pies. Ain't nothing quite like a savory chicken pot pie on a cold as fuck day.
what's your ideal breakfast /v/I usually have three eggs fried in butter and three pieces of bread (also fried in butter) as open-faced sandwicheswith orange juice
>>737321307I miss when I could get the same deal for a dollar a pop.
>>737320506Sounds tasty will try that out too>>737320017You are talking about ww2, I'm talking way earlier,the Meiji Restoration era,that's a whole different world kek
>>737315883That can't be real
The quality of fastfood somehow manages to plummet everyday while the price soars to new heights. Sit-down restaurants are a much better deal these days, both is price and quality. $41 for three people are McDonald's. $41 for three people at Chaddar's. Fuck fast food.
>thought beans on toast were a meme>went to a restaurant recently where they served some already on the bread with a sprinkle of cheese>it was really good
>>737321481of course it isn't
Dirty hippy jeets coping ITT
>>737315883I want to eat a balkan breakfast bros
>>737321520Beans on toast is the fuel of the working man who has to go down t' road, down t' valley and down t' pit. It is the supercharger of the man who works with his hands.
>>737321519>seeing McChickens go up to $5
>>737321369The usual American with fried beans instead of hash browns with some coffee, Black with half sugar and half artificial sweetener.Sometimes I change the bacon for ham cooked and served under the eggs.
>>737321562They have to reserve all fuel for survival heating, can't waste any on food preparation.
>>737315883Bread is so disgusting I've replaced it with buns
>>737321562Oh yes you would love a good Balkan Pljeskavica, I know already looking at your image
>>737321369Skillet fries/potato hash2 Over easy eggsRefried black beans with farmers cheese crumbled on topMinute steak or chorizo
>>737321369>two slightly runny eggs>toasted bread to dip in the yolk>a sausage or 3 bacon strips>hashbrowns
>>737321369>scrambled eggs>bacon>bagel>orange juiceit dont get much better than that, sometimes swap the bagel with hash browns, but thats a perfect breakfast
>>737321369Perfect bacon that I've cooked myself(I mastered it, no other person's style or restaurant can compare)three poached eggs, buttered toast, and half an orange.
>>737316754steak tartar and ceviche comes to mind>>737316979my issue is that british food is always so plain. i know thise motherfuckers are eating cold baked beans too. its just sad. i like beans but not any sad ass beans. for me its the latam breakfast>plantains>eggs >refried beans>sour cream>breadthats all you need. sorry for the shitty pic. this also has a tortilla but i always see bread rolls too and im not a big tortilla eater
>>7373213693-4 eggs. Usually over-medium but will scramble if preparing for a larger group than just myselfSausage pattiesAir fried red potatoes, seasoned with garlic powder, salt, and parsleySourdough toastI have a lot of things I am fond of preparing but this is my go-to if Im not in a rush out the door.
>>737321884fuck I'm hungry, just wrap all that up in a tortilla for me
>>737320603Random roadkill perhaps? IdkEven heard of fish being eaten with beans though I've never had it>>737321431Yea it's okay. Depends on what you add to it to change the flavour. I tend to add a little bit of GMS if I don't have miso. The miso just adds a crap ton of "umami". I guess parmesan or other cheese could do this as well. Beans also go very nice with cheese.
>>737315987That is not British Bacon. Better luck next time fatty.
I fucking love breakfast, bros.I fucking love eggs, meat, cheese, and bread. I fucking love fruit.
What's with brownoids eating refried beans for breakfast? You aren't southern Mexican farmhands, you play vidya and sit on your ass all day stealing our bennies.
/v/ - Breakfast
>>737320042I sometimes blend tofu with the beans to add more protein and a "ground beef" texture for a tofu "beef" chilli.
>>737322201always the beaners with their AY CARRUMBA YOU DON'T SEASON YOUR FOOD YOU DON'T LOVE YOUR FAMILY AIAIAIAIAI
>>737315883IT'S FOOKIN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>>737322334Oh... You have holes in your brain. I'm sorry.
>>737322315>hurr durr europoor bongs eat fancy bacon for breakfastNice projection "nigel".
>>737322456While at the same time dumping a shitload of sour cream and lemon on everything and mixing it into what looks like vomit
>>737322456Sorry that milk of magnesia is too spicy for you anon.
>>737316979Makes sense that Americans would substitute healthy Beans for fatty Pancakes.>Cold BeansI'm a 40 year old Brit and I've never heard of British people eating beans cold. Not through word of mouth, on TV or radio, or even on the Internet. Probably another American lie told through your indoctrination and brainwashing systems, like the idea that British toilets don't have water in them, another popular American lie.
>>7373213691 can of white monster
>>737322603American here, that looks good as fuck.
>>737322603Are faggots as delicious as they are depicted in their hilarious commercials? Because I could go for some faggots and mash right about now.
>>737321369>eggs in a basket>sautéed tomatoes>seasoned potatoes>a piece of cheese
>>737321562I mean it doesn't look bad but I can't imagine living on that.Imagine the farts...
>>737322481Stay wrong, fat and babbling.
>>737322603>I'm a 40 year old Brit and I've never heard of British people eating beans coldAs in straight from the tin.
>>737321562This looks like the collected ingredients that would go INTO a cooked meal, not the meal itself.
>>737322730That asparagus is overcooked...
>>737322456hey hold on they might be on to something here
>>737322603> I've never heard of British people eating beans coldI do occasionally because i'm a monster who needs to be locked up. Cold beans (brantson btw) straight from the tin is great.
>>737322603>I'm a 40 year old shut inFascinating. Anyway, I eat cold beans.
>>737321369I skip breakfast. But my lunch is usually sometbing simple and protein dense. It was eggs and English muffins today.
>>737322456Yes.t. beanerI love my wife and kids and our food is wonderful.
>>737322675Ive never heard of these before and now I need them
>>737321369Scrambled eggs, bacon, toast, mandarin orange and some black tea. It's some good shit.
>>737319787nah Japanese cuisine is one of the best in the world for a reasonthey understand umami very well
>>737321369I make a breddy gud breakfast bake>eggs>cheese>cottage cheese>diced tomatoes, potatoes, onions>sausage>old bay>serve with hot sauce of choice
>>737322603Y’all are weird
"raw" bacon is completely edible
>>737323020I understand urmami really well too.
>>737322315looks yuropoorean to me anon
>>737323020>nah Japanese cuisine is one of the best in the world for a reasonGagh is best served live.
>>737323039Chips and doner if fucking LIT
>>737322883Are they supposed to be eaten boiled/baked?Cause once I tried them grilled I didn't want to eat them any other way, one of favorite cooked vegetables.
>>737322994nta but they're easy to make>cut hole in bread>plop in pan with egg>toast the bread circle on the side toodunno how others do it but I butter the bread beforehand
>>737323039A local burger van to me did some excellent chips and chilli. Admittedly only on big match days would jezza whip up a batch but he kept that hot and hot for punters and it was great.
>>737323081did the worms tell you to post this
>>737323081Maybe like if it's well smoked or cured that way? Still, there's no point of risking getting something like trichinosis and properly cooked bacon renders the fat in a way that tastes amazing.
>>737323167Grilled is great for asparagus, they can be steamed, roasted, or grilled over flame or in pan. I wouldn't boil them unless I had to for some reason. High heat, shorter cook time, retains the snap. Asparagus should never be soft/floppy.
>>737316979>eating pancakes for breakfast
>>737323390when the fuck else would you eat themI swear to god if you say brunch
>>737315883>be likenigger
>>737323390When do you eat pancakes? On your birthday?
>>737320017>Also what the fuck is going on between Japan and Brazil?They're both island countries, think it's just a mutual form of respect.
>>737323426Dessert, after dinner. I don't want to start my day with a fucking pudding, do you eat cake for breakfast too?>>737323447On pancake day
>>737323039>no fries and nutellaweak lineup
>>737323426Never made breakfast for dinner?
>>737323478I will now ignore you.
>>737323470>Japan and Brazil>They're both island countries
>>737323478>>737323569Our ancestors ate them for breakfast, you know.
>>737323569>acknowledges its a breakfast itemI accept your concession
>>737323632My ancestors are smiling on me fatty, can you say the same?
>>737323625both full of monkeys
British people are so fucking confusing justhttps://youtu.be/phLn93jNbe8look at that it takes basically no time to make and its delicious
>>737322603>he's never eaten beans straight out of the can during his lunch breakNgmi
>>737316461>raw porkmore like brain parasites
>>737323478Do you consider oatmeal and yogurt desserts, you fucking fruit
>>737323726
>>737323039>chips and mincePure delish
>>737323695As in the Greeks, nigger.
>>737323726>just a country fried steak but less breading
>>737323821There's a difference between having a yoghurt and having pancakes drizzled with corn syrup for breakfast.
>>737322456>bongs spends years occupying india for their spices>suddenly offended when people use them
>>737323912yeah its based
>>737319941Stews are better if you fry up the meat first before putting it in the stew.
>>737323923Why are bongs drizzling their pancakes with corn syrup? You can use maple syrup, you know. That's the staple syrup you're supposed to use.
>>737323923>corn syrupNo, we use the real syrup. Our neighbors have the stuff.
>>737324017Spice in bong food is used in moderation. Spice used by many others is to cover up the animal feed posing as human food.
>>737323923There really isn't, especially if you put all kinds of shit in the yogurt.
>>737324062Outside of canada and america maple syrup is for millionaires rather call it gold syrup lmao.Here its honey(middle class) or corn syrup(poors) son.
>>737324145why wouldnt they just top it with fruit in that case
>>737324062>>737324067If you can get it, try golden syrup, it's delicious.>>737324074True if you put crap in it, basically I don't want a tonne of sugar in the morning because you'll just crash, I don't see the point.
>>737317980>they are fine.There is nothing fine about those people.
>>737324195Autism I guess , atleast its better than aussies that use that weird shit that tastes disgusting,I dont even remember the name its some black tar.
>>737316979actual real trve American patriot breakfast is biscuits, grits, eggs, and gravy.
>>737323039I will never understand fries and ketchup. Don't get me wrong, fries and ketchup are great, but just on their own? Just ketchup with fries? That's like just eating spaghetti and ketchup, it's just too barebones. And before you call me a mayofag, I think just having fries with mayo is equally weird, at least give me a marie rose sauce and blend the ketchup and mayo together.
>>737324261Vegemite. It's foul. It's just musty yeast paste.
>>737324202Why is the logo a dead lion covered in flies? That's fucking disgusting. I'll stick with this magic instead.
>>737323039Chips and ketchup seems normal?
>>737324342>Just ketchup with fries?What else do you even need? Am I being trolled?
>>737324398It's a parable from the Bible about a bee hive that some nigga found inside a dead lion.
>>737323039chips and chili > all(and cheesy chips)
>>737318692sometimes the shell bits fall on the egg and lazy people like me don't remove them.
I've stopped using shit life sunflower oil to cook/fry food and now I use mainly butter or sometimes olive oil.I cooked eggs in a pan with a bit of butter in it before, taste the best and they come out nice that way. Tried cooking them with olive oil as well once but the taste they get from it is weird and the texture also doesn't feel the same as with butter, so I haven't done that since, but other than that, I've noticed I haven't really had any issue with acid reflux anymore since I stopped using sunflower oil. I think it might have been causing a lot of irritation I wasn't aware of until I decided to just stop it.
>>737324342>Marie rose sauceyou white motherfucker its called mayoketchup and its PUERTO RICAN
>>737320465>Continental (european)Now I wonder what an Englishman considers a continental breakfast. Not even for the sake of banter, I'm genuinely curious.
>>737324606I genuinely cant believe there are people that ever used anything besides butter for cooking eggs except for the secret bacon grease tech
>>737323039chili > cheesy > doner > curry = gravy > beans > peas >>>>>> ketchup = mayo > coleslaw
>>737324398>sugar free low calorie>he fell for it
>>737321369toasted everything bagel with egg, bacon/sausage, and hummus
>>737323039Honestly Chips and Chilli goes well along with Coleslaw on the side same with Chips and Doner,that goes well with sweet Sauerkraut
>>737321562>think I might have some turkish heritage stuck somewhere up my family tree>notice I'm eating unprepared food on the platter half the time. even the raw green peppers I love are thereis this roach behavior blood related or am I a gorilla
>>737321369ShakshoukaEggs poached in spicy tomato sauce
>>737316172Heat of the plate cooks the egg. It's your choice, really.
>>737324606Why not use corn oil?
>>737316754Japan really loves acting superior because they never developed cooking.
>>737324734Crug no like smelly cookfire, attract sharptooths. Crug eat cold, all go to same place, get warm in belly. Life good.
>>737324202A spoon of golden syrup in a strong black tea is gods gift to the world.
>>737324674>bacon greaseI tried that once as well, cooking eggs in it, like, right after taking the bacon out the pan after frying it in butter, but it didn't come out well since it cause the eggs to stick to the pan.
>>737324734>implying there's anything wrong with eating raw peppers
>>737324398jamboy reference
>>737324398I bet that makes you shit
Lea & parrins & cheese on toast. I will not accept any knocks offs of wooster sauce.
>>737319281the portugese showed up said "'sup we're jesuits" so the japanese did what any sensible person would do and nailed them to a cross just over low tide
Chicken salt is good stuff - one of the few good things to come from the aussies other than bants.
>>737324846kek!
>>737315883beans for fokken breakfess innit
>>737318369salt and pepper is mandatoryeverything else is optional
>>737324737I tried making this one time and I probably fucked it up in some way but I would have preferred butter on toast to this
>>737319651took me way too long to understand thge point is the curdled milk
>>737317980Nobody with a worthwhile opinion eats raw eggs.
At what point do you salt your eggs?There is only one correct answer.
>>737325253Before you've cracked them
>>737317980Are you from the 70s?
>>737325253You salt the pan first then crack the eggs in it so that the salt soaks in from under them after it melted.
>>737325253Feed the hen salt so the eggs come out naturally salty
>>737325253Right before you eat them
>>737325253I salt my tongue so all my food can be preseasoned
>>737325378You could just let them watch a match in LoL that will keep the entire family tree in a brine
>>737323470why was he so mean to Cleyton?
>>737325540He fears people that are different from himself.
>>7373169792000 fucking calories for breakfast. No wonder all of you guys are disgustingly fatpiggy piggy oink oink eat some real food
>>737325306>>737325367>>737325378>>737325416>>737325454You all failed. There is no reason to salt eggs.
>>737324664usually if the first two options are not available.
>>737325743eggs taste better with salt and red pepper. alternatively salsa/pico de gallo
>>737325743Humans need salt, and salt helps flavor. There's two reasons to salt your eggs. You failed at giving a test.
>>737325743okay third worlder
>is god tier in your path
>>737325936white people don't eat this mexican shit
>>737319787>japipo don season they food
>>737315883>fucking beanswhy are bongistanis like this?
>>737320206It's not meant to be an alternative that's entirely a western idea. Imagine a ching chong telling you that cheese is a meat alternative and never eaten alongside meat
>>737326095'cuz they are baked
>>737325936>somehow manages to be Tapatio for white people even though Tapatio is made in California
>>737316754>seanigger whoreirrelevant
>>737319831>boiled sausages*pukes*
>>737317295>>737317068It's because of the insane amount of high fructose corn syrup and carbs that Americans eat per day causing a "carb crash" which defeats the whole point of a breakfast. It's also the food which is the reason why their young population is dying from ass cancer and diabetes under the age of 40 at alarming rates.
>>737326121>It's not meant to be an alternativeIt was literally invented as a cheaper meat alternative
>>737322209You fat fug
>>737320574how fat and retarded are you?
>>737323039
Why the fuck do I keep getting drowsy and feeling like taking a nap every time I fill my stomach up?I woke up today, went out to buy some food, came home, got the food on a platter, eat while watching some videos then did a bit of work on the computer, so far, 4 hours into the day and I'm suddenly struck by this feeling of just wanting to get in bed and pass out that comes along with my stomach being full as it was at the time I finishing everything.I powered through it and didn't sleep, but it was just weird.
>>737325936Yucateco is best.
>>737326408Because you got the itis
>>737326408What was the food? This is important.
>>737320461I have many a fond memory of biting into a mcgriddle at the South Station food court in Boston, the morning before going into the city to do something cool like go to the aquarium or science museum. Say what you want about boston, but for a 12 year old autist with a buss pass and student discount, it was the place to be.
>>737326306I understand how portions work.Im not eating an entire pound of sausage and a sack of potatoes at once, the excess is for later meals.
>>737326464boneitis?
>>737322315I thought bacon was haram
>>737326574nostop eating so much fatty high carb foods
>>737326408Do you actually work out and/or do physical activities to where you have actual endurance and energy? Or you just a fat fuck with literally zero endurance? I can eat a pretty big breakfast but I exercise 5 days a week and do a bunch of physical activities so I'm just crashing out at 11am. Other than that, I guess a really shitty diet
>>737326408>Why the fuck do I keep getting drowsy and feeling like taking a nap every time I fill my stomach up?Possibly pre-diabetes, not a joke, even if you're not fat you might have high blood sugar. Have you tried a lab carb diet? I would start from there and see how you feel.
>>737326490mashed potatoes with sausage and egg fried in butter.
>>737326602>so I'm *not* just crashing out at 11am.
>>737326285>Tofu making was first recorded during the Chinese Han dynasty.[15] Chinese legend ascribes its invention to Prince Liu An (179–122 BC) of Anhui province@grok do you think this random Chinese guy in -1st century made tofu as a meat alternative?
>>737321082From personal experience, it's actually pretty great. The two sandwiches are decently filling and will keep you full for a while unless you're just a fat monster. For 5 bucks, it's pretty good considering how expensive McDonald's and fast food has become in general.Of course, there's better breakfasts you could be having but that's an entirely different topic.
>>737324218fuckinMIRRIN
>>737326651>high carb starch, high fat and protein>guys why am I sleepy
>>737324346Vegemite is great but don't slather it all over the bread like it's peanut butter or something, use a small amount. I've never tried marmite, how does it compare?Cheese on toast with vegemite is heavenly btw.
>>737323039>Lard ass shit foodBongs and mutts need to be nuked
>>737316754>no gook no gook
>>737326708Keep reading the article
>>737326781No, it's absolutely not good. Do you not have chikfila or something where you live?
>>737320573Doesn't mean shit if it makes you crash after you eat it
Bunch of fatasses talking about food
>>737327117Imagine being at food and wanting to talk about computers.
>>737326940:(
>>737321519>The quality of fastfood somehow manages to plummet everyday while the price soars to new heightsIt's amazing that this is a universal phenomenon. What the hell happened? Also I disagree, restaurants are fucked as well. Service industry is entirely cooked, no pun intended. You're better off cooking at home.
>>737315883I add a raw egg to my protein shake what now?
>>737327069We do, but one breakfast sandwich from them is like 11 dollars.
>>737326708>stuff meat into a noodle bun>this is fine>sear some meat onto some breadAAAAAAAAAAA IMA GOING INSANU HERP ME JACKIE CHAN
>>737316157I miss black and white pudding. Can't get it where in living.
>>737327117and yet its the best thread on the catalog
I want to lose some belly fat so that my stomach can flatten up again but I just don't seem to have anything to push me for it. I want it but I guess not as much as to go out of my way to make any big changes that require constant care and dedication to achieve.I saw people saying fiction characters inspired them to want to go workout so they can achieve a similar physique or whatever, but that really doesn't work for me. I'm not "inspiring" by anyone or anything to actually go do something, and I know I would just do it if I had enough of an interest or drive to do it, but as it stands, I just don't seem to have it as with other things. Fuck me.
>>737326708Love this dude.
>>737324342Ridiculous postin the first place fries are usually an accompaniment to some form of meatin the second fries and ketchup make the perfect combo and need nothing else. sure as hell not fucking mayo.
>>737325936
>>737321369I don't like eggs, which means there's no such thing as an ideal breakfast for me.But I do tolerate a nice bowl of cocoa rice crispies with some grits and bacon. Serve that up with a glass of milk or oj.The best part of that meal is drinking the sweet milk from the cereal after munching on some salty bacon n' grits.
>>737327407If you plan on dying before you get old, then don't worry about it. If you don't plan on dying before you get old, then start working out and getting into shape or else the last like 20 to 30 years of your life will be in misery and you will only be a burden on everyone around you (but who knows, maybe you want to bring everyone down with you?)
>>737327085it's not drugs or energy drinks you doughnut
>>737322603beans are subsistence food something is going wrong if you need to eat beans every day
>>737315883In a better world, sausage would be the hyped up breakfast meat item over bacon
Why the actual fuck are food threads here better than /ck/? Next you'll tell me I can make a thread centered around cars and you'll all be more engaged in that!
>>737327624Beans are goated
>>737327746From what I see on /ck/, most of it is just barely disguised /int/ or /bant/ shitposting. There's some /int/ or /bant/ here, but it's mainly about food.I don't think anons realize how much /int/ and then /bant/ ruined this site. /pol/ is shit, but most posters mistake /int/ shitposting for /pol/.
>>737327548I'm not actually fat. I'm skinny but whatever fat that did deposit on me went down to my gut mainly. I do cardio every once in a while and have walks outside for like an hour every day, but I guess that's not enough.I know I should start doing workouts to put some muscles on to better shape my body, but even with that, I have issue sticking to. Tried doing it at home for a while but just fell off it, and as far as going to the gym goes, I don't feel comfortable heading there alone.
>>737327746its a time honored tradition of 4chan that off topic threads are better than the native boards
>>737327407>>737327886>I don't feel comfortable heading there aloneYou seem like the kind of person to make excuses for everything
>>737327886Sounds like you're "skinny fat." Basically you're out of shape, but you just don't weigh 300 pounds. Good thing is it's easier for you to get into shape than a 300 pound lard ass. And it's not about putting on muscle, I was more talking about endurance and cardio. Yeah, get muscle strength too but you don't need to be dead lifting 400 pounds if you're just trying to be in-shape with good energy levels.
>>737327886>I do cardio every once in a while and have walks outside for like an hour every day, but I guess that's not enough.If you're definition of cardio is walking, you aren't doing cardio. Are you at least hiking up a mounting?
>>737316979I dont get americans eating so much so early my breakfast i just tuna and crackers/bread and im already full until lunch
>>737327860truethe constant and never-ending stream of YOUR COUNTRY BAD! NO YOUR COUNTRY BAD! MY COUNTRY GOOD! MY COUNTRY BAD! is just so boringbut it hits really close to home for so many people that it drags them in and ends up consuming threads
>>737315883has any of that been cooked?ps: i love it when i get a little fish captcha
>>737327860/his/ is also a wasteland of a board because of those overlapping board populations.
>>737317024>beans are great tooNobody on earth agrees, not even beaners
>>737328086nobody actually eats an "american breakfast" on regular days. most people wouldn't even have the time in the morning before work or school. the big breakfasts are weekend things, usually sundays.
>>737323039This shit is missing remoulade (Danish).
>>737328086>tunaYou might as well be American eating all that fat
>>737321369Scrambled eggsTwo slices of buttered toastHashbrownsWaffle w/ syrupSausageApple and/or grapes
>>737327486>dude le acid paste is food ex dee
>>737328173I wake up 2 hours before work because i like having my time to get ready and relax in the morning and i dont even live far from work
>>737315883>Full English in OP>Open thread expecting tons of Britfag rage>Britfag rage but in moderationColor me surprised.Also +1 to OP for a decent food analogy.
>>737327624you tell him cletus gonzales *chows down corn syrup flavored, cheese based imitation products*
>>737328234Tuna's fat is healthy omega 3 retard unless youre drinking the oil its not killing you, sardines is a good replacement too
>>737327486Never had this, but I like Coleman's mustard. Tastes like how regular "yellow mustard" should taste.
>>737328480wipipo don set fire to dey food
>>737328234Despite what /fit/ thinks fat and carbs are not bad for you. Obviously an overabundance of anything is bad but you need both of these for energy.
>why yes, my favorite way to start off the day is by eating fast food
>>737321369>2 eggs over easy>bacon>whole wheated bread to dip in the yolk>small 4oz steak cooked medium rare>allow yolk to spill onto the steak>Country butternut squash or delicata inards cooked to be soft with pepper and salt>hashbrowns
>>737328548>and carbs are not bad for you.When I got more into running, I started looking up what professional runners eat (not that I'm trying to get on that level), but they all eat spaghetti and meatballs because it's basically carbs and protein. I come to realize that power lifters have pretty much taken over the conversation for whats good for a workout.
>>737317263You have it backwards. They are the only true judge.
>>737328548I actually went out of my to drink carb drinks when i was fasting to get mass on gym those retards see the word and think its evil and you should cut it all from your diet
>>737326408see >>737326224
>>737328740You meant bulking retard not fasting
>>737321369Microwaved marmite sandwich. 30 seconds in and it comes out soft. Works great for stale bread.
>>737317980Alright let's get you to bed, grandpa.
>>737327616>high fructose corn syrup>shitton preservatives>Shitton of sugar basically is
>>737317263>>meat is 99999999,99 per gramwhat did he mean by this
>>737317980Humans are meant to cook the food they eat. The process of learning how to cook and experiment with spices and meats and varieties of food is what aided in human development, then cooking it allowed us to absorb more calories. Eating food that comes from animals raw is the equivalent of spitting on 2 million years of ancestry.
>>737328914Where is the corn syrup in this list?>>737316979
>>737328878>microwaved marmiteaka actual silage
>>737317295We do a little sleeping
>>737329000>2 million years of white people ruining the natural balance of life
>>737321369Sardines/tunaBread or crackers Few eggs if im hungryGinger, lemon and mint tea (to let out the gas)
>>737329081damn trilobites aint got no meat
>>737328548>Despite what /fit/ thinks fat and carbs are not bad for youThey're not bad but the average person is so inactive and eats so much goyslop that stuff like "stop eating carbs" is an easy first step for somebody who wants to fix their diet. If you do daily exercise and work out then of course eating carbs or fatty food is fine, energy is meant to be burnt that's what it's for, most people aren't active though so this level of nuance isn't helping. Keto being so strict is what helped me finally lose weight, I don't do keto anymore but it's a great reset button
>>737328278I''m the same since I need a long shower but I can't eat a really big breakfast or I'll need to take a massive dump right after getting to work
>>737321145>porridge (not super thick because you're not a highland savage)I haven't had porridge in years.I used to like it about the first thirty seconds into eating it, then it starts to cool and its just gross.Is there a trick to it? Do you have to scarf it down in the 0.00001 seconds between it being too hot and too cold?
>>737322670It is, the Yorkshire puddings you can put the peas into them and pour some gravy and they're so tasty. People shit on our food, until they try it and then they're pleasantly surprised. I get it because it's not made to look appealing like French or Italian food but ours is made to be filling.
>>737329023Assuming you're an American>pancakes made with industrial corn syrups alongside the actual artificially syrup you poor on it>more than often sausages have shit pumped into them to make them sweet unless you go to a local store and make them your own>Bacon is riddled with fucking sugar especially the styles of barbecque flavor, teriyaki flavor, sweet and sour flavor>Haskbrowns come made with a shitton of preservatives and High fructose corn syrup >Beans packaged, again, with a shitton of sugar and some brands do use HFCS>Eggs are the only neutral thingMost Americans really don't cook for themselves and when they do its prepackaged shit
>>737319651LONDONONDON
Someone post jeet street food NOW
>>737329379Please no, if I wanted to watch gore I'd go on /b/ or /gif/
>>737329217The trick for english poofters is sugar or golden syrup.
>>737329457Does that stop it from reaching the consistency of cement when its not boiling hot?
Amerifats could never
>>737329279>but ours is made to be unappealing slopfix'd
>>737329023The fucked up thing is a lot of random meats and vegetable products like these have corn syrup in them. I looked up 'sausage Walmart' and the first result was a Great Value brand that had sugar and corn syrup in pork patties. Obviously not every brand will have it in there, but I kind of got pissed off looking at how many brands did even when they weren't cheap ones. Just another reason to support your local butcher's shop.
>>737329518No but you softies need every bit of help you can get because you can't handle proper porridge.
>>737329379
>>737329517>pours sauce on sytrofoam>then covers it in paper so you never taste it anyway
>>737329457I add a little bit of strawberry jam or banana slices for flavour.>>737329549Sunday dinner is anything but slop, it's home cooked food not fast food 'slop'. Like I said you forrins always mock the food until you try it then you realise what utter planks you've been for years by not giving yourself the chance to eat some tasty din dins.
>>737329517lmao
>>737328171the beans eaten with mexican food are overwhelmingly refried beans. unhealthy but tasty and suitable for combining with basically any food to create a nice dish or to be served as dip instead of the sad soupy yet fibrous accoutrements found in anglo breakfasts
>>737329660>mystery gutter liquid poured straight into the cooking potWHAT THE FUCKhow do they not die of myriads of different diseases from that shit? did they just adapt to not be affected by this?
>>737329753i always can fuck up a southwest omelette with black beans
>>737329683>Sunday dinner is anything but slop, it's home cooked food not fast food 'slop'. suuuuuuuuuure>unseasoned meat>brown water>vegetables boiled to fuck so drinking the water they cooked in gives more nutritional value>bread but in the shape of a cup lmaoThe entire dish is slop by design and execution no matter how much you cope barry.
>>737329517
>>737329753Lil nigga just wanted to gaem
>>737329789Indians are just built different, like roaches.
>>737329683bro why you keep responding to him, he's a brown subhuman who's gonna keep insulting you no matter how reasonable you try to be
>>737329789Have you seen the dysentery statistics for india?
>>737324737I had this at a nice little restaurant some weeks ago, it was wonderful.
>>737329789>how do they not dieConsidering the times I've seen overseas people get horribly sick after eating Indian street foods, either they have developed superhuman guts and stomachs or they know the risks and gamble their health every time.
>>737321369Two smokes, a coffee, a pleasant suunrise with the butcher birds and a gun with one bullet.
>>737329802>Yo don't season yo roast beef cracka!>Yo wut dis 'gravy' I ain't ever hurd no gravy b4 dis brown wata>Yo dis veg is cooked? Fuuck no bro i ain't neva ate a veg-ta-ble b4 in mah lyf>y-y-york... fuck iz you crackas playin' dat you puttin' round breadstick on yo plate? SHIEEEEET
YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH HUH? SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!
I like eating yorkie bars.Naturally I don't let my GF touch them as per the rules.
>>73733008310 minutes after eating that
>>737330020Unironically part of it is they develop the enzymes from an early age to handle it. It's kind of like how a dog in the wild can eat raw animals and whatnot and be fine, but a dog that it's whole life has eaten human-made-dog-food can't. But make no mistaken, dysentery is a problem in India.
>>737329660>>737329789ARMPIT PANCAKES! :-D
>>737330083thought it was cooking with jack for a second
>>737326182phase lost
>>737330141>when whiteoids have weak guts and shart themselves when actual flavor hits their diet
>>737330068I've seen furry porn characters with this exact build, didn't know you could replicate it in real life
>>737329753This reminds me of playing the finals recently and two kids wanted to play roblox instead, and the finals kid wanted to geam on a real game but his tardy friends wouldn't let himhe was doing good too :(
>>737330117You want to know something upsetting? The fuckers removed that rule from Yorkie bars. I was eating one and my Mummy asked for a blocked and I said "NO MUMMY YORKIE BARS ARE NOT FOR GIRLS AND THAT INCLUDES YOU!" but she laughed and said "Son, Yorkie are progressive now, they removed the discrimination from their marketing and now I can in fact eat a Yorkiebar"Well you see I was about to slap her for interrupting my choccie bar but I did in fact take a gander at the packaging of my Yorkie and there was no mention of 'it's not for girls' anywhere. They had in fact cuckolded to the womens lobby.
>>737330068Thats ai btw
>>737330251Never skip squat day.
>>737321369Scrambled eggs with bacon and some water. Speaking about breakfast, I just found out my dad fucking loves cold morning pizza leftovers, is this common? I think it's a waste not to heat it up.
>>737316979You fat fucking fucks are disgustingI eat one meal per day, two if it's an especially physically rough dayI've never understood people who can't function if they don't eat every 2 hours, listening to them mewl when they're "feeling lightheaded" when they haven't scarfed some convenience food or snacks, AHHHH YOU PEOPLE SICKEN ME
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