>>737331454
Do you think they..? You know...

>>737331580
ever take off their shoes? doubt it

>>737331454
>porn mag and cumsock just blatantly out in the open
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>737331454
what does that magazine say?
MILF BLERY?

>>737331454
That looks exactly like my room

>>737331675
Do people really cum into socks?

>>737331795
Bro what

>>737331454
I've always found this art style incredibly lazy. The characters are the only detailed focus and they're clearly just paint-overs while the background is low effort with super fucking scuffed perspective.
>>737331795
Alert. It says MILF Alert.

>>737331454
Where is the Love Fist poster?

>>737331454
why did he nut on the pizza

>>737331454
>fake band posters
>radio only plays real music
baka

what's happening on the right side of this image

is that a picture of his sister in a bikini on the wall?

>jerking off into a sock
Why do people do this? I just blast loads down my bathroom sink as far as I can tell there are no consequences to doing so

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>>737332318
>t. father of 1500 sewer mutants

>>737331454
It will always boggle my mind that americans will wear shoes inside

>>737331454
Who the fuck was using a bong in 2012?

>>737331454
i wish my dad was rich

>>737332318
>Why do people do this? I just blast loads down my bathroom sink as far as I can tell there are no consequences to doing so

I've started shooting my load onto a paper plate and then throwing it in the trash. Way more sturdy than a paper towel or tissue.

>>737331795
the entire right side of this image is nonsense but you couldn't read something that was perfectly coherent lmao.

>>737332392
why the fuck would i walk in comfy socks inside when i can bring in the dogshit and used condoms i stepped on on the asphalt

>>737331454
would you bang your sister if she was that hot?

>>737332771
She wouldn't even have to be that hot

>>737332771
no, because my sister is a bitch to deal with in any and all circumstances.
i have nothing against incest

>>737332771
Tracy's a dumb slut and her mother is a literal whore so no
>Amanda was a Stripper
Who fucked her own clients for an extra tip behind the scenes, all from orders from her own mother btw. You would know this if you went into the optional car friendship side missions.

>>737332771
I like incest, but I wouldn't fuck my real life sister even if she was hot

does /v/ believe that Mud Girl from VI is Tracy?

>>737332526
Are you shooting beams of pure steel??

>>737332771
>tracey
>hot

>>737333732
I just got sick and tired of nutting into a tissue and having it drip on my foot as i'm walking over to the trash can.

>>737331580
Just follow the damn train? CJ couldn't even do that right.

>>737331454
what do you have to do in that videogame? is he like a questgiver to bring you the next bag chicken nuggets or somethin?

>>737333735
sharp knees or elbows?

>>737332771
Did you even play the game? She's an annoying screeching cunt retard. Did you even watch her dance moves for her audition?

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>>737331814
Oh shut up rorke

>>737335049
yeah but imagine she's annoying you so you start playfighting like siblings do then you start choking her because you're really fed up with her shit and want to scare her but then she starts moaning and tells you to squeeze harder. then what

I'm 26 and this is literally me when my bitch mother tells me to get a job

>>737335049
turn those annoying screams into moans

>>737331795
milf blert, mert cert

>>737331825
Yes. Mine can stand up on its own.

>>737332418
Probably most people.

Sure but it's kinda sad when you hit you're mid twenties and you're still a fucking loser.

>>737335263
Hey, it's her fault for not raising you properly. Not even like you could even get a decent job now anyway.

>>737331454
50FTLY? The fuck does that say?

>>737336607
retard

>>737331825
I think it's just like an innuendo invented by media, sort like using lotion to jerk off
nobody really does it but it's an easy to use hint

>>737332771
I'd bang my actual sister if the circumstances were favourable

>>737336747
Hey, I was close. The S looked more like a 5 to me.

>>737331454
Literally me

>>737331454
it's almost based but the tattoos kill it

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>>737331454
I saw this promo art when i was like first starting college 19 or 20yo and I had never seen once a failed adult son and got a strange feeling of cognitive dissonance looking at it like 'why did they give this teenager tattoos and make him look so old? why isn't he in his own place?' my brain was literally creating the concept of a failson in real time and it stunned me. god i love the sweet sweet innocence I so narrowly avoided losing by being born even 5 years later. being 20 and not even once conceptualizing that people could fuck up their lives lmao

>>737337817
>Says all this shit
>Fucked his life anyway
>Still posts on /v/ a decade later

>>737331647
>>737331580
Why do Americans not take off their shoes in their own home?

>>737336770
I would imagine guys that got their dicks jewed need some sort of lubricant

>>737338165
I do. And then I put on my house shoes.

>>737338165
>not having different shoes for your house
can't imagine being this poor

>>737338165
We do. Overwhelmingly do. There are people that might keep them on briefly if they're running into the house to grab something, but if their shoes are dirty they'll take them off. When you're home, you have them off. There are exceptions. Some people are just dirty and don't care. A lot of people vacuum periodically, myself included. If your shoes are muddy, absolutely not. Take that shit off. But if they aren't muddy, wiping them on floor mats is usually sufficient for any light surface dirt. Again, we vacuum.

>>737338386
>>737338570
The only shoes you're allowed to wear at home are slides

>>737338727
Those are my house shoes in the summer

>>737338120
thats why its funny dumb fuck

>>737332083
Not enough smegma cheese

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>>737337817
this post reeks of insecurity
>failure is just so... alien to me. Because I'm such a success you see :3

>>737332318
>>737332526
Just jizz in a cup or glass and wash it you morons.

>>737338165
It's changing. Not long ago our sidewalks were clean so it was fine to wear your shoes indoors. Not any more. You need to learn how to hunt and forage if you want to survive the next few years. Since the price finally went down on some kind of raw fat I took my chance to buy a decent amount. I ordered 12 lbs raw lamb suet, 1 lb goat liver, 1.5 lbs lamb hearts, 1 lamb brain (4oz), and 1 lb of lamb leg steaks. I never cared to read any books except for a few relating to health, since I thought those ones would be useful to me. I'm considering growing berries in my backyard since I can't get untainted berries at any store. I don't know much at all about growing plants, but my mother does. I'd like to eat some moldy too. I tried that once with the least tainted berries I could get at Walmart. They were still sprayed with some kind of pesticide. They were also previously frozen, which is generally less of an issue for fruit than for meat. I wasn't harmed, but it's questionable how helpful it was to eat them. Eating proper moldy berries will allegedly help with detoxifying from heavy metals, presumably through biosorption. Aajonus Vonderplanitz recommended it to people who were vaccinated at any point in their life due to the mercury and aluminum in vaccines. According to him it can be dangerous if you eat too many moldy berries. For most people he only recommended 3 moldy berries a week. Some can handle more. If you eat too many, a high quantity of heavy metals could be forced out of your tissues & into your bloodstream in a short period of time, which could very easily do more harm than good. The same thing can happen with the drugs & herbs other people use to try detoxifying themselves from heavy metals. Now is a good time to start eating moldy berries.

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>>737332526
What is with the jerking off into a sock thing? I've only seen it mentioned in American TV shows and such but the thought of a sock touching my bare penis head sounds horrible

Is it something only done by circumsised people?

>>737340217
You just put it on at the end to catch the load, otherwise you'd pull your dick off

>>737340172
I don't recognize this pasta.

>>737331825
>>737336770
>>737338274
people cum into socks as an easy cum receptacle to prevent the need for messy cleanup
the meme (born from reality) is that they keep reusing it without washing it and it gets stained and crusty hard
when I don't want to get my hands super cummy or my dick super sticky and need to wash it and want to keep the mess discrete I use my trusty cum sock
other people jerk off into papertowels wadded around their dick as they cum for similar reasons
also desu the feeling of the sock around your dick is nice, nice dry jerk

>>737331454
Go suck a >hard dick nigger

>>737332771
I would if she asked me, but normally no.

>>737331825
I don't and find the idea ridiculous, however every time I masturbate, I do it on the toilet, usually in the dark as I like to not see myself doing it which somehow feels more intense, never heard anyone who does the same thing.

I do have a foot fetish and love when my girlfriend gives me a handjob with one of her dirty sweaty socks she's worn for the day. She'll say things like "It's so disgusting" while she moves her head away because of the strong smell, or "I want you to cum inside my dirty sock" which makes me hard as a rock.

>>737332771
Nope. My mom on the other hand..

>>737331454
goes where so hard?

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>>737331825
there are worse things that can happen to socks

>>737335186
Then you should learn how to properly apply a choke hold because she should've been out in three seconds flat without the ability to say a word.
If mid "play fighting" you are just wrapping your hands around her neck because
>you are fed up with her shit
that's called an autistic spergout or spazz attack anon no way to try and make that sound cute.

>>737338165
We do. Did you actually think all the tv shows in which people are wearing shoes indoors were accurate depictions of real life.

>>737331454
this image is so fucking cool... im serious

>>737340367
I have a spare sock in my sock drawer. I don't know where it came from or what happened to the other sock it's supposed to be paired with. I assumed it has been lost to the void forever by now. Should I turn that into a cum sock? I've never used a cum sock before. Not sure I wouldn't just throw it out after one use.

>>737342261
I REALLY wish I didn't see this post...

>>737343107
There's a pic of a cumsock with two long mushrooms growing out of it.

>>737343162
You know what, I think you answered my question. I think I'll just throw out my spare sock.

>>737343232
Or throw it in with the rest of your clothes washing.

>>737340217
>>737332318
>>737331825
I don't get how you would NOT cum into a sock, it's so intuitive
>hurr just go to the bathroom
I want to fap in front of my PC while looking at porn. My PC is not in the bathroom. I guess you could fap with your phone's tiny screen like a savage but that's way too casual.

The sock eliminates any mess, dries your cock for you, and then you just throw it in the washing machine and it's good as new. You can even use an already worn sock to eliminate any rationale for this being messy.

>>737331454
Who leaves a perfectly good slice of pizza like that

>>737343337
I think you nailed the closing arguments, anon. Ain't no refuting any of that.

>>737343306
I did that already. The missing sock did not suddenly reappear with it.

>>737331825
I just shoot onto my hairy belly and let it get dry and crusty, and eventually reabsorb, just the way god intended.

>>737336770
>>737338274
I was circumcised. I didn't need to use lotion but as I got older and developed more of a 'death grip' it makes it easier to get off.
Now fapping takes long enough that lotion gets rubbed into my skin before I'm done, so I switched to a water-based lube.

>>737331825
I do it with my undies and pants on

>>737343702
Any advice on reducing death grips effect? I'm worried that I'm gonna have trouble having actual sex

>>737343857
Fap less.
If you don't mind wasting money on cock sleeves you could start using those exclusively starting with the tighter ones and working your way to the looser ones.

>>737338165
I am butt ass naked right now
>t. rural Michiganfag

Did anyone else cum blood the first few times they did it

What would GTA in Europe be like

>>737338165
why do you even care?

>>737343857
Buy a fleshlight. Stop using you hands

>>737343968
>If you don't mind wasting money on cock sleeves you could start using those exclusively
Brother if he had access to a woman he wouldn't be fappin'!
ha chaa chaa *twirls cigar and walks off stage*

>>737332318
Jizz is just like raw eggs, your drain is gonna get clogged sooner or later from everything else sticking to it inside your pipes.

>>737332370
every time I see this I chuckle a bit; the more of the Epstein files release the more accurate this meme seems

>>737332318
>>737343337
I just put a towel on the floor, shoot onto it, then throw it into the wash. Every other method I've heard on the internet just sounds needlessly convoluted or like it would ruin the pleasure of the fap itself.

>>737344163
kek

>>737344017
no but I remember the day my body started producing sperm
>masturbated since I was a kid
>just rubbed my boner against my sheets through my pants
>one day when I was like 16 I was playing scrabble with my family
>jj abrams star trek was playing on the TV
>saw the scene with that blonde bitch in her underwear
>could not wait for the game to be over I was so fucking horny
>finally get to masturbate
>didn’t cum but my pelvis hurt a lot for the rest of the day
>thought I gave myself ED or something but the pain went away after a day
>shortly after, I started having wet dreams and could actually orgasm

What kind of socks are anons wearing? I tried it once and the "soft" inside of the sock just led to uncomfortable chaffing. I couldn't even get it to stay on while rubbing either, unless I devote my other hand to keeping it draped over my member. Do you merely rest it over the head? Do you need a sock with good elasticity to cling? Do you need a cock with the girth of a soda can? genuine question

>>737343627
use it as a replacement for hair gel. you look slick and it's good for the scalp

cumming into socks is just the retard version
true gooner kings know the trick is to cum into your boxers, then sleep nude

do you guys have watery cum or thick cum?

>>737345956
I've never felt so seen...

>>737347107
I'm healthy

>>737331454
>Goes hard
Kys normie zoomer

>>737341176
>Not wanting a harem with your own family
What a bitch

Why didn't the son just ask his father to mentor or help with the movie set? Surely this would have given him tons of movie experience.

>>737338165
>third worlder (probably european) sees entertainment, which is not true to real life
>DO AMERICANS REALLY TRUST A CRIPPLED MAN WITH A CANE TO CURE THEM?

>>737340367
>is that they keep reusing it without washing it and it gets stained and crusty hard
That sounds like a good way to get an infection.

>>737348406
Your post reminds me, no one has caught onto the OP reference yet.

>>737348691
ligma

>>737332318
>>737331825
It's easier to clean and leaves no mess unlike toilet paper
I use old socks that I either lost the other pair or have holes

>>737338165
Americans drive everywhere so their shoes never get dirty

>>737344104
Are they that good?

>>737331454
This is just your average zoomer man now.

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>>737350239
they can be but a hand is superior because you can apply pressure where you want but that also means you nut faster and the nuts not as good
fleshlights are better for longer jerk off sessions and the longer you go and edge yourself the better the nut
I like them

>>737345956
>he doesn't use his foreskin to trap the cum and waddle to the toilet and wipe it off

>>737331454
>This image still goes so hard.
It really does.

However, the most I look at it, the most I see that he looks slightly jewish.

>>737337817
He didn't really fuck up his life since he's born into money. You're fucked if you're poor and a loser, guys like him can get a bullshit job thanks to his parents and be better off than 99% of the planet.

>>737348391
Answer The Question.

>>737338165
because we actually own vacuum cleaners and have air condition unlike you savages

>>737331454
Was me and my sister growing up

>>737350239
I recommend magic eyes, they're a good japanese company that makes great onaholes.

fleshlights are kind of a meme, they're a big american brand but the products have always been mid.

check out /ona/ on >>/jp/ for more info.

>>737344104
>>737351281
Do you ever feel disgusted with yourself over owning or using a sex toy because I am curious about them but the thought of getting one makes me feel like a mega gooner

>>737350576
Now that you mention it, I wonder if Jimmy was based upon Jonah Hill.

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>>737350550
Ah the old balloon blast. Some are calling it The Kirby.

>>737331454
>This image still goes so hard.
For pussyfree drug-addicted wybois maybe

>>737331454
>woman on the poster is less attractive and shapely than his sister
oof

>>737331454
I'm 37 and this is literally me

>>737331454
>Playstation game
>dude's got a 360 controller
LEL

>>737351462
Just don't get a life-size doll, dude. Women have dildos and vibrating contraptions of various shapes and sizes and you're worried about putting your dong in a tube.

>>737352509
same,
>t. 34

>>737332771
>that hot?
its supposed to be a cunty ugly mom or wife.
if you think thats hot then the girls in your area must look abysmal.

>>737353038
>its supposed to be a cunty ugly mom or wife.
Ladies and gentleman... we found him: the only nigga on planet Earth who hasn't played GTAV

>>737351281
>>737351462
Are there any onaholes who don't look like one at all? I'm thinking about buying one

>>737348546
That would never happen, we Europeans trust our blind wise sherpas with our lives.

I use old underwear instead when there's no paper.

>>737332771
My sister is already hot, that's why I have a folder full of AI-generated porn of her.

>>737353972
Got a link?

>>737331825
Burgers cant jerk off properly because jews mutilated them lmao

>>737338165
They live in filth and have streets covered in shit. The 'white' majority will blame the blacks for this, meanwhile minority whites will walk barefoot in Cape Town. Mutts are just that disgusting.

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>>737351281
>check out /ona/ on >>/jp/ for more info
>>>/jp/50848528
Holy shit I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't that

>>737335139
gemerald

>>737331454
Gamers are oppressed and his sister is a whore