I will now buy your game.
WHAT GAME EHAT GAME EHAT GAME
so how is the gameplay?
buy an ad
>>737342195... gameplay?
>>737342150read the filename
Yo let me get a free steam code I'll definitely give u a positive review
>>737342070The way she lands after every skip is so bad, her knees would snap in half backwards. I can't play this shit.
>>737342070agp thread
>>737342070A FUCKING JUMP ROPE GAME?!
looks like those weird phone game ads
>>737342684>a fucking jump rope game>can literally make this shit in blender with models from smutbase in an afternoonand how much is the creator charging for this?
>>737342693The ancient Romans and Greeks made statues of women with big asses and hips
>>737342684>game is described as roguelikehas that term lost all meaning at this point?
>>737342741Not on sale yet. But fuck, I might have gone for this if it was like variety of different fitness things, maybe some house decoration or something.BUT JUST JUMP ROPE?!
>>737342070Literally Safe Horny: The Game approved by Mossad™ edition
>>737342070>I will now buy your game.Seconded
>>737342856Watching a sexy girl with big titties jump rope has been a horny classic since the invention of the jumprope
>>737342782You get random upgrades after completing a set.
I'll pass. This is a game you let other people play and watch clips of and wait for the porn, which is likely already on the way.
>>737342856>Bitches and pisses his panties about safe horny>While he's safe posting
you can just tell the dev is a daisy fag
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4513480/Scarlet_Skips/
>>737343507Huh I knew she looked familiar.
>>737343507i hate how i love daisy but am forced to be lumped into the annoying faggot group that currently like daisy. when did these people start to leech off her?
no customization with booba slider, no buy
>>737342782>has that term lost all meaning at this point?Yeah.
>>737343557bro imagine how easy this would be to program, you could have this running in an afternoonholy fuck why am i not doing this
ok but where is the early access femboy jump rope co-op roguelite jrpg game?
>>737342070>this fucking stupid bean-mouth inspired smile>>737342195Well you see, you press the jump button, and then she jumps.Yes, that is all of the game.
>>737343695add hoola hoops, situps, squats etc
Alright, I know ONE of you niggers has her nude modelI've seen it, but I can't seem to get a clean one
>>737343739>>737342836>>737342684this entire game could have just been an mp4
>>737343739>calarts shit
>>737343695to be honest the animation quality is pretty nice, that's probably where the effort went into
>>737342684>>737342836i've seen this character before
>>737343739so... do her tits spill out if you go for long enough, at least?
>>737342684Simplicity is attractive. And I also want to make her jump higher and watch her boobies bounce
The game needs more characters. Helltaker is also minimal-effort pornbait, but there's several distinct girls for people to latch onto and argue which among them is best, plus some minor characters for worldbuilding.
>>737342684bruh
>>737344172>needs more ram than the actual game’s size
>>737344172lolMaybe that's the rig of the creator Literally "Works on my machine"
>>737342205don't expect for his patreon, mostly are futa.
>>737344085it's from yerkdiff
>>737342684Me on the left
This character design is repulsive. The sunken in eyes with visible skull sockets. The bean mouth. The ayy lmao alien pencil neck. The retarded waddling walk animation.What the fuck. If you're gonna bet on coombait, at least make an attractive character. I'm pissed off now.
Needs more belly
>>737342684Unironically if you made a waggle peripheral mode you could probably get a lot of NEETs in shape with this.
>>737344540Meanwhile you jerk off to anime where every single face is exactly the same
>>737344540>He doesn't crank his hog to cartoon charactersEw faggot
>>737342070I don't get it? What's even going on in this picture?
>>737344693Pigeon is chillin
>>737344751She should be glad, pigeons are capable of great evil.
>>737342195It's rogue-like skip rope.I'm not joking.
>>737342941The good times, they're gone now.
>>737344693>no jump ropeREFUNDED
>>737342070sexo
>>737344693lol that is not on the steam page... right?
>>737342941this game would be better if there was customization for her. like you can unlock alternate costumes, characters, hair, or even jump ropes. hell even unlockable environments would be neat
>the amount of assblasted anons in here shitposting because a simple clicker game has a voluptuous cute girl as the main characterHoly fuck, /v/, ARE YOU OKAY?? It's just a 3d model, IT CAN'T HURT YOU.
>>737344641Wiimote in one hand, another one in the other
>>737344412Who?
>>737345232the creator of his OC scarlet
>>737342070They should make her chubby with tummy physics and a sweat mechanic
>>737343739looks like a modern dragon quest design, aka terrible
>>737345615Pokemon Go was 9 years ago?!?!?
>>737345061It's not because she's volutuous, it's because she is a cartoon character rather than an an*me character. It's weebs seething because their taste is narrow.
>>737345615Soul.
>>737345615Oh no
>>737345653>9 years agobout to be ten..
>>737345670Not your scapegoat
>>737342195There isn't any, this is just a run of the mill obvious astroturfed marketing campaign for gooner bait. Next up is Asmongold shilling it.
>>737342070Is that faggot doing porn? He has a 10/10 waifu that's clearly rigger for porn but all he does is act coy on his socials.I'll buy this game for her though. She's really hot.
>>737345851If he plays this I'd rofl irl
>>737345675lul exactly what I was thinking
>>737345653Feel old yet?
>>737342070gayi want werewolf men
>>737345910The audacity of this literal faggot
>>737345905>>737345712haha... everything is fine. 30+ bros how we feeling?
>>737345946More like the sneedacity
OH BOY ANOTHER SHILL THREAD WITHIN AN HOUR. BOY I WONDER IF OP IS THE DEV AND HE'S HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH HIMSELF, THAT WOULD BE A TWIST
>>737345948I got a house and get drunk every dayCouldn't be better!
>>737346010would be funny if was from his patreon members, but nevermind, they care for money only.
>>737345948I can only drink once a week cuz the hangover + acid reflux is unbearable and my knee will kill me if I run too much and the last time I ate a bowl of ramen (granted it was Jiro Kei) my heart palpitated for a month.
>>737342195>*click *click *click>yo this gameplay is litdo zoomers really?
>>737346124uhhhhhhhhhhh We fucking LOVE ff9 skipping rope here
>>737346124Unironically, yes. Literally every frontpage game on a mobile app store. Not even a joke.
>>737346010I literally just saw this on youtube and decided to make a thread, it's not that deep.
>>737342070The dev definitely has made porn of her right?
>>737344986BRB, making my own Grils jumping on trampolines 3D game
>>737346259Yeah, all of it is futa
>>737346194Sure ya did! With almost the same exact OP and clip that was posted in the last thread!
>>737346285
she's a total butterface
>>737345061shes hurting me by not having art posted of her butt
>>737345615Bros why did they delete it?
>>737343829This is what I always say to coomer games. Like 99% of them would be better as just a video or comic. Games suck for porn and yet half of this board is just porn spam.
>>737346578why do you have to be 18 to post here anon? Tell me.
Pretty fraudulent her tits bounce way, way more in this cutscene than in the "game" itself.
>>737346285Now I'm interested
>>737345480I want to see a "safe" stuffing mechanic, turn some sort of currency into food for "buffing" her, if you give her too much she gets a lil' pot belly with jiggle physics that she needs to do a few sets to work off.And since the dev is likely itt or someone who knows the dev is itt I hope he'll see it and implement it.
>>737346654
>>737342070Isn't she from a youtube channel?
>>737342070SPANKING THAT ASSJIGGLING THOSE BOOBS
>>737343739Ruined. She still has nice titties tho.
>>737344540She's cute, fuck off. What you are describing is literally just a cartoon character. I bet you jerk it to these uncanny Daz3D visual novels.
>>737345615OshToby could learn a thing or two from this guy
>>737345061It's gotta be religious right types pissed off at people posting sexually attractive characters, or bots. Maybe some of the new wave prude zoomers I've seen cropping up.
>>737344986Dude, fuck that show, and especially fuck that intro.
>>737346432debilitating autism
>>737346993There will always be Puritans no matter the generation. The annoying thing for the past decade is that the suits want to cater to them. Things are changing though.
>>737343557I have to say, the presentation is really good. Like yeah tits and ass, but the animation is crazy fluid. I like the musical notes that play as you jump, and how the rope changes speed. Nice touches.
Laugh all you want, but this is going to be better than whatever wins the GotY circuit.
>>737343557That is some nice animation.
>>737343695Same. I keep telling myself my game ideas need to be like 2 hours minimum but really I should be making clicker shit with softcore porn.
>>737346273>BRB, making my own Grils jumping on trampolines 3D gamewhy not both?
>>737342195Spbp
>>737347653Tits aren't as bouncy as the actual game
>>737346302I may not be original, but I did download the video and get the clip myself.Also I don't go on /v/ much, I'm sure you know why, so I didn't know of any other threads.
>>737342070Dev's name is yerkdiff, and there is porn.
>>737342741and yet you won't, because when you try to code it's ugly shit nobody likes.
>>737348739Coding is hard.
>>737342782It never had any meaning. Mashup terms rely on a deep knowledge of whatever the fuck its made of, which means theres only like 11 people alive that understand what metroidvania means
games not gonna make money. character isnt remotely hot enough or taboo enough for 1 button gameplay.
>>737348614Where is it? I've been looking up his socials and can't find em.
>"1 Button Gameplay"What did he mean by this?
>>737342070This would be so fucking hot as an exhibitionist eroge where the more you progress the more you undress her and can put vibrators and shit on her and make her jump rope during different parts of the day to where she's jump roping completely naked blindfolded with clit and nip vibrators on during rush hour where thousands of people can see her
>>737343557>https://store.steampowered.com/app/4513480/Scarlet_Skips/cant wait to buy it
>>737349193It's an old genre, Sony-like
>>737347004you not turtley enough for the turtle show?
https://youtu.be/M7Fl3QGe1qg?si=dzQfjQ7Y9dQ7Wt1oThe full trailer is cute'Girl Jumping Rope' with a single button for gameplay sounds like one of those Atari 2600 games that came in leather cases.
>>737345948I started feeling old and out of the loop around my 20s, I'm 46 right now.
Literally no point unless you can unlock things like lewder costumes and bouncier boob physics. The game seems to focus on her assets, might as well go all the way.
>>737345948I don't drink in excess anymore because my joints will be in unbearable agony the next day I don't get hangovers surprisingly but I still feel drunk even after 8 hours of sleep so I can't drive or do fucking anything
>>737347653amazing. I was scanning the thread for a webm. And I get an AI slop mp4 before an actual gameplay mp4.This is the tipping point right here. When people are more likely to make an AI video of something that already exists, instead of just clipping the existing video. That's when we're doomed as a species.
>>737344172Vibe coding doing it's thing.
>>737349215Go on...
>>737345948>30+ bros how we feeling?it's ogrenot much hope left
>>737344656>It's good that it's hideous because... It's DIFFERENT!
>>737349557In his defense, AI prompting is somehow easier than making webms. Like all I have to do is drop a thumbnail and go "hey grok, do this". But with webms, I have to download the video (which in itself can be a challenge if the site doesn't offer a simple download button), find the timestamps, guess a correct bitrate that will maintain good quality without going over 4MB, type in some ffmpeg command line jargon I forget the exact instructions, and then I FINALLY get a clip.Anyways you can just watch the trailer herehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4513480/Scarlet_Skips/
>>737342070It's just missing hobos and park perverts that try to molest her after it starts getting dark
>>737349961>t. absolutely buttblasted weeb on suicide watch
>>737349091https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=yerkdiffSupposedly from their patreon.
>>737349961>hideousWeird bait. May as well claim the Sun is cold.
>>737342070>toned down tit bounce in the actual gamehow the fuck am I suppose to fap now, cringe
>>737350269>futashit
>>737350029I will consneed and admit that the 4mb limit can be quite annoying for making webmsbut you know what's even easier? just linking the source like you did just now instead of making a fake webm that doesn't actually represent the game because there's no fucking trampoline you retarded jeet nigger
>>737350269Just checked the patreon, there is an excessive amount of futa.
>>737350756c r i n g ewhat is it with westfags and futa
>>737350586not to mention the freckles are gonewhat were they thinking???
>>737343739It's a strand type game you wouldn't get it
>>737350716>because there's no fucking trampoline you retarded jeet niggerWhoa, I wouldn't have said all of that. Why did you reply in my stead? I don't need you talking for me and being all racist and shit.
>>737350269>literal tranny gameAmazing
>>737342070Jump rope is unironically a fun effective exercise, helps a lot with co-ordination too.
>>737346124I actually think it's an adept bit of forethought to make it playable one-handed. It'll be kind of annoying to synchronize the rhythm of both hands, but that's just part of gitting gud.
>>737350269>you think this girl is sexy and hot?>how about I add male genitalia to "her"!Futafaggots should be doused in gasoline and lit on fire.
>>737350269Look man, I can accept futa on female, but I draw the line at two futas sword fighting. That shit is gay.
>>737342070bunda
>>737349392That's obviously not the point of the game. All it has to do is advertise the artist who will then sell you all the porn and merch elsewhere.
>>737342070thought the game gets more difficult by her ass and tits getting bigger with each level, thus its harder to time the skipsim disappointed
what is it with /v/ fags and whining about futa?
>>737353343Y'see anon, despite our reputation, most people on /v/ - as with all places - are heterosexual. Meaning they don't enjoy futas.
>>737342070So when will the developer-produced "mod" drop that turns this into an H-game?
>>737353625>"mod" drop that turns this into an H-game?Out of curiosity has the ever happened with a western developer on steam?
>>737353343What is it with futafags whining like bitches when they encounter straight people who DON'T jack off to dicks?
>that one faggot who always has to ask "BUT HOW IS THE LE GAEMPLAY ?!"
she skippin
>>737343695Because you're fucking lazyI have the skills to do plethora of things, but instead of capitalizing on those skills and improving my life and living conditions, I just live off of neetbux and play video gamesI don't even want this, but I can't get out of the cycle
>>737353726>retard goes looking through dev's art>retard finds what other porn they make>retard shares that its chicks with dicks>half a dozen different responses all the same "EW FUTA" because retards went looking for shit for no reason>but its the futa fags whining
>>737352594>>737352527>>737351227>>737350590I swear, you're all fucking zoomers in their 20's
>>737353857>millenials are faggots who jack off to dicksNot sure what you wanted to accomplish here.
>>737342070>turns out to be a girl half a second into the webmwhat a bunch of fuckin bait
>>737353905Why are you scared of being gay? Or even bi? What's with the masculine peacocking? Who are you trying to impress?
Tire
>>737353791Terrible form; her poor knees.
>>737354009I just don't like chicks with dicks, jackass
>>737349220I mean, if it's $5 I might entertain it.
>>737354280Hot is hot. The best thing about getting old is no longer giving a shit about what other people think.
>>737342070Redmoa already commented the trailer...
>>73734594835. i used to play a hundred games per year. now maybe about 2 or 3.i moved to a nice place a month ago with a private stone yard in the middle of a city. i'm also kinda rich. yet, i'm depressed as fuck and hollowed to the point that all i want to do is have a nice sleep for the remainder of my life. i had plans but i couldn't care less.i felt more happy in my teens when i had absolutely nothing, tried at and worked many things, but there was always something of interest waiting for you.now that i do actually have stuff. i want to live like a tree and peacefully rot away.
>>737346695I want to see >>737342070 take a shit like that
>>737342070Huh chuds, you're supposed to play Ex Voto, not this
>>737342070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwcuPG4uMAQ
>>737353857I'm 35 faggot, futa has always been gay as shit. Zoomers are the trannies who love dicks and balls everywhere.
>>737342070>>737350269>futaI already liked what I saw from the game, nice simple cutely animated jump rope game, but now that I know this? instant purchase with hope of a dong patch were she jump ropes with her cock
>>737353805You're forgetting the fact that character in the OP is a girl and has tits, keep coping harder fagboy. No one saw that webm and thought>OH BOY I WANNA SEE COCK ATTACHED TO THAT!unless they're as mentally destroyed as you
>>737344864what do you mean "rogue-like"??
>>737342070An A press is just an A press it can't be more than one button.T. TJ HENRY YOSHI
>>737354009No, I'm just not a faggot.>>737354361Meanwhile you seem to care a lot that people don't jerk off to big dicks.
>>737354890>to big dicks.uh oh...
>>737342684this but every time she jumped her tits got biggertake notes dev
>>737353857>>737354676I'm 39, and the only straight futa is futa on female. The rest is gay. Solo futa = you're lusting after cock. futa on futa = you're lusting after cock. Mele on futa or futa on male = you're lusting after cuck.But futa on female is just enhanced lesbian porn. And Lesbian porn is straight for male viewers.
>>737351043Link to the steam page was already posted in the thread before the ai vid was posted, so try reading the thread?
>>737354823It's basically a cookie clicker game with tits. I love it.
>>737342070Why did they make her tits look like diseased blood sausage
>>737354280They don't exist in real life, retardthe fantasy is hot, not the logistics>>737354890Your pompous masculine act, being afraid of being labeled as gay is peak faggotry, faggot. Futanaris are not something that exist in the real world, you're one of those morons who can't separate fiction from reality.
>>737342070People are saying she's ugly but I feel like she has the same facial appeal as like a Mario princess. That contrasted against her hot as fuck body is honestly extremely boner inducing.
>>737354676So what? Why are you so affected by all of it?
>>737355374>People are saying she's uglyWeebs and fags aren't people.
i will mod your game
>>737351267Is that Riker?
>>737353791How much porn is she gonna get?
>>737346993nah, it's liberal hagsluts from HR threatened by sexual market value they don't have
>>737355559Less than 100.
>>737355623Unless this game somehow becomes a giant hit like Balatro did
>>737344540>posts a manfag
>>737354610Interesting
To think Flappy Bird is mechanically much deeper. And that one's free.Hair animation is okay, rest of the body does not bounce organically.
>>737355859I'll allow it if she does it with another hot girl.
>>737356209About that...
>>737354751>No one saw that webm and thought>>OH BOY I WANNA SEE COCK ATTACHED TO THAT!>unless they're as mentally destroyed as youThat happens in every thread about slightly muscular or big girls.Or Widowmaker.Or Rosalina.Or Sindel.Fuck it, I think the only thread where I don't see this happen is a Marie Rose thread.
>>737342070You're supposed to commission artists to make porn of your OC or at least have AI do it by the bare minimum retard
>>737355859she looks creepy, like some sort of ghoul
>>737356569>>737342070>>737342684This better be R18
>>737356569I don't know what it is exactly but there's something off putting about this animation style
>>737350716Damn no wonder people use AI if its this easy to get (yous) now. Thanks for telling me.
Why does she look like Daisy?
>>737353791wait a secis this in the park where JFK was killed?!Is this the Libery building in the background?!
>>737356569>lets take the frenchs idea of sexulizing everything>yes, and>and do the western thing of making it ugly>BRILLIANT
>>737356607i looks good to menot weird like that other one, star something, where the girl character didnt even look at who she was talking to
>>737356795>uglyHave you thought about not being gay?
>>737356840your sons probably cuter then this slop my man
>>737356569temu daisy
>>737350716seethe more tranny bitch
>>737356569I'm not gonna lie fellas I could nut to this video as it stands.
>>737357371Do it. I already did.
>>737342070built for youknowwhat
>one button gameplayCan I connect this to my lovense?
>>737357416bluehaired futanari
>>737350269Dropped faster than a rock swarming with bugs on it's flipsideThis is equivalent of seeing a cute character and then finding official diaper, scat or vore art of them.You won't catch me supporting that kind of degeneracy
>>737356569Built for hypercasual public sex.Just taking her and no one seems to care.
>>737344986>tfw i used to watch this show when i was a kid.Indeed i grew up in a better time. Zoomies and alpha kids couldnt even imagine.
>>737353857Why dont you like pussy anon? Their warm, gooey, soft, and feel really nice.
>>737350269Based
>>737353791What force propels her off the ground?
>>737359741flatulence
>>737342070I already played this game in flash form years ago.
>>737346432GR15
>>737345061If it's free then it's fine
>>737361747Holy sex kino
>>737350269>not even good art
>>737347653>he didn't post any actual gameplayDeath to all sloppers
she's rusty
>>737353791Is this just Getting Over It but for rope skips?
>>737361747That's the slowest drinking ever. And no burp, what's the point?
>>737354201Holy fuck that belly button
holy shit
>>737342070reminds me of redmoa
>>737361747Men will see this and say "wife"
>>737342070>>737354201>>737356569>>737361747so what's the deal here? is this just some porn animator getting into making vidya?
the guy has over 100k followers on twitter and he doesn't post nsfwgood for him
>>737342070Why didn't he just make a porn game if there's going to be gratuitous shots of her ass and bouncing breasts?
>>737354501hot based and same
>>737362550because cheesecake is great
Doesn't the dev draw futa porn of this girl?
>>737362565>he doesn't post nsfwUh
>>737344693>the aislop makes the tits smallerThis has to be a first
>>737356569Is there ANY other WEG with a character design or animations this cumworthy?
>>737362791I scoured through his posts and found nothing explicit, he doesn't draw anything with nipples or vageneif you however found said some examples, then please share them so I may admit I was wrong
>>737361747Err wtf?
>short nailstranny coded
This thread proves that tons of threads are just bumped by one person, I made this thread yesterday >>737313832 , linking the video of it and it got 57 replies and now this one is over 260?
What's stopping you from vibe codding a thinly veiled eroge, anon?
>>737364120This has long been known and janny doesn't care
>>737342684i hope this is just so they can get money to fund an actual game for the character
>>737364120OP picked a better image
>>737356607Over-the-top facial expressions are a double-edged sword. Some people will love them, but others will find them off-putting.There's a reason why older Nintendo games didn't give their characters more than just the most basic expressions. But with Mario Odyssey, Nintendo started creating more expressive animations, and I think that with the movies, this trend will only become more exaggerated. Mario, who was a character everyone liked because he was neutral, will start to come across as fake and unlikable to many.DK, for example, is being hated by a lot of people because he keeps making those goofy expressions of his. I personally find the new DK extremely uncharismatic, not because of the design, but because he makes expressions that I find particularly ugly and repulsive.
>>737361747Wife
>she has dark skininstant skip, instant flop
>>737365816>thats dark skin to youdamn ben franklin, when'd you get back?
>>737365816Yes Rajesh we know your dark skin is repulsive but she is tanned at the very best
>>737353791>she
>>737342684HI! SHE'S DAISY!
>>737342070
>>737367010There's porn of her drawn by the artist with and without nuts, so we might have yet another case of Schrödinger's cock.
>>737342070Reminds me of Potionomics. The animation, probably
>>737350269i don't like futa. But i've seen some manga covers, as we all have.I still think there's nothing funnier than a girl you know being drawn as a dickgirl with a massive schlong and the tissue over the tip of "it".
>>737353791look like those AI ads on youtube
>>737342684The outfit kinda annoys me. If you're exercising you'd wear more comfortable attire like just a tank top and shorts. Here she has her jacket, gloves, belt, and earrings. A strange decision to leave those on considering he has other clips like >>737361747 without all that stuff.
>indie 'game" with gameplay that's either entirely braindead or lifted from another game>literally only exists to pander to twitter gooners and waifufagsI hate this shit so much. Just stick to making lewd animations and stop wasting everyone's time.
>>737369465Admittedly the animation quality is pretty nice but this barely constitutes a game yet it will sell like hot cakes because of TnA.
>>737369465but lewd stuff is pornographic. a game with abit of fanservice is fun for everyone
>>737369749and anon will complain that nobody buys his game because it's "too hard". Schrodinger's TNA
>>737369465>when Nintendo does it: :O>when a stranger does it: >:(
>nintendo all the sudden;)
There should be a power up where she she uses her fart to hover in the air to bypass having to jump a bit.
>>737370375
>>737353791>level up>no option for increased breast sizedfake game
is the dev mexican? the artstyle just reeks of mexican
>>737353717Probably that french loli game
>>737342070Looks interesting, also what's with all the trannies and faggots QQ'ing?
watchu doin' tomar?
>>737344267>needsMight just be the weakest PC they had access to.
>>737372696If doobs, Oney will play itIf treeps, he'll play it with Zach
>>737373287>dubs and trips on /v/You're betting on some astronomically low odds since you can only zeroes.
>this thread outlived like 10 maratroon threadsgrim
>>737373642People like jump rope, and don't really care for marathons.Makes sense, doesn't it? /v/ users are fit, but not fit enough to run 26 miles!
>>737373642How is that grim? Who gives a fuck about Marathon? It sounds like you don't even give a fuck about it so what is even your stance here?
>>737343695You completely neglected the fact you have to spend 5 years learning how to draw, 3D model, animate, and make good character designs.
>scarlet shits
>>737369465It's just another vector of advertisement for the artist. Even if everyone pirated it, it would still fulfill that purpose.
>>737374075That'll be on the patreon
>>737342684lelpretty good punchline
>>737354402welcome to real adulthood
live
>>737342684this one i'm gonna have to.............SKIP
>>737353791>lands on heelsI guarantee the troon that made this is autistic
TORONTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>737376963It's funny how the proompted vid looks somewhat better than this. It's so over for artists.
I hope this game flops just to prove sex doesn't sell. There are hundreds of not thousands of inde developers trying to make it in the industry with games backed by story and gameplay for this shit tier "game" to get so much hype is insulting to all those who put so much effort into developing their experiences.
how can one dude get so much budget for all that 3D animation but can only code for a rope jumping game? Is this a fake indie?
>>737348739>and yet you won't, becauseI won't, because a stupid jump rope game isn't something people want except for when it hits the algorithm jackpot like this.On 99,999,999/100,000,000 timelines, this game is getting no attention except for a few people ridiculing it as it gets ignored.
>>737377382Did you ever consider that they are an animator and just did them themself?
>>737377340uhhhhhhh your Wicked Seed proof of concept?
>>737374058Fuck that, just vibecode the game with SD generated assets. Some jeets and seafags will throw enough money at it for a few hundred bucks worth. At least Yerk seems to be more motivated to just shill his OC cartoon waifu.
>>737373642Good.
>>737377559doubtfoul considering the time it would take
>>737377340It'll sell enough to keep a 1-man dev afloat, which is more than most "narrative experiences" manage.
>>737361747This and other animations like it better be in the game as a reward for progressing or something
>>737378829And that's absolutely bullshit. You may not like the stories being told but the amount of effort passion and resources to make these games deserve to be rewarded overr this shit. There is nothing to this game that merits any sort of success
>>737365816Can't tell if self hating brownoid or blotchy skinned pale whiteoid
>>737379052What a reddit opinion.
>>737379052You sound like a coping indie dev, it's okay, there's always next time, make sure you make something that catches people's attention instead of undertale clone #9376
>>737379497>everything i disagree with is redditJust fucking stick to porn if you want to goon so much. Get out of the fucking demographic so actual games can succeed
>>737379731Id rather play a thousand deltarune clones with an attempt at gameplay and story than this push one button nonsense just for jiggle physics. Fucking caveman brains over here
>Help Scarlet break out of her funk by helping her touch grass! She's not even touching grass, fucking lying dev
>>737379813>deltarune>gameplay
>>737379052People like you are exactly why schools need to stop giving out awards for effort.
>>737381151If the rope has only just gone under her legs, shouldn't she be jumping upwards at this moment in time? The direction of her breasts suggests she is already falling down
>>737381426Yes. Bad artist
>>737355374it's the weird mix of Pixar-style face/expressions with anime bimbo physique that gives it a weird uncanny look
This dude gotta be frenchHis animations smell like french to meThat or some mutt flavor of south american.
>>737361747NOOT NOOT
she looks like she FUCKS human men
>>737382358Imagine the succ
Oh boy, this is gonna get a shill thread every day for at least a month isn't it
Weird how so many anons are dogging on the style. I've seen you guys praise worse. I think /v/ may be allergic to /co/ or something, because all I ever see here is anime or realism.
>>737342070>read steam description>you do youDropped. Anyone who uses this phrase is a faggot.
>>737355518divine bait
>>737382632>why aren’t people talking about cartoons on /v/ - Video Games?
>>737377340>I hope this game flops just to prove sex doesn't sellit never will, just like gachas will never die out. Shitty gacha games and especially the ones that were about to eos are solely still running because of sex. people's standards get lowered when it comes to sex.
>>737383003I'm talking about the artstyle. There are games with western cartoon styles that I notice /v/ doesn't like to talk about. You are such a mega retard holy shit.
>>737382632>because all I ever see here is anime or realism.Well it's because of retards like these on why gaming is mostly shit.
>>737382632she looks like an unused weg asset
>>737382242>uncanny lookthat's anime in general, though there will be a few exceptions.
>>737382632What did you see anons praise?
Zoomer-crafted smut is just so repulsive to me even when it's relatively traditional like this and I can't explain why at all
>>737382632>dogging on this style I'd be okay with it if it wasn't futa.
>>737382891yup, pure aave ape speak
>>737344172>game needs NASA's supercomputers to run
>>737344172You guys must surely know indie devs don't often have access to multiple different setups.
>>737382956I thought that was Riker, it's fucking Stallone
>>737351267>If he dies, he dies.
>>737345061It's just the Gay™. It infects every community eventually.
>>73734417216 gb of ram and and amd ryzen 9 is n->can't even get any of this without spending 4 grandnvm, I feel bad for wait fags...
>>737342070>>737361747That's a nicely modeled shirt on those fantastic titsHowever,>buying a game where you jump rope and that's itBetter at least come with a model viewer that simulates physics so I can coom to those tits whenever I feel like it
>>737354402It's only natural. Biologically/evolutionarily, your existence is pointless because you have no reproductive prospects. You're not fulfilling your prime directive so you feel lost and aimless.
>>737382606Do you even have to ask
>>737382632It's all over the place. She has this lewd body, but the face looks like something out of a toddler show. She has this pink pig snout for a nose, retarded expressions on her face, and weirdly desaturated skin color. And for a cartoon character her movements aren't very cartoony (it's like the opposite of what anons complained about ZZZ where characters were anime-styled but animated in a ridiculously exaggerated way). Especially the skipping animation is hardly bouncy enough - not to mention the bad skipping form, jumping on your heels, really?
>>737353791Is this game just an attempt for the dev to get more porn of his OC prdocued?
>release date 2026Why is it not out now? It's a fucking jumprope game
>>737384824It'll be out when it's out, and we like that
>>737384824most disciplined post-00s indie work ethic
>>737353625Are you telling me this isn't porn? What's the fucking point then? Am I just too low T to goon to fully clothed women doing mundane activities?
>>737354610>belly not bulging from the beerso close...
>>737385048just abstain for a little longer and you'll be masturbating to target catalogs before you know it
I will buy it when it gets quest characters.
>>737385048The point is to ogle her while she jumps rope.
>>737377340here's a very important point you're failing to understand;those indie game devs could make games with story and gameplay, and sexthat's all, get bent retard
>>737361747the way the beer flows down her throat in gulps is hot as fuck, it should be a dick instead of a bottle and cum instead of beer>>737353791this however is inexcusable because you're supposed to skip rope on your tiptoes and theres nothing hotter than a cute bitch on her tiptoes but nooo, he had to animate her to land on her heels, which is incorrect posture for rope skipping, absolutely fucks you up like other anons said and looks like shitDEV YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THIS THREAD, CHANGE HER TO TIPTOES RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>737385048>What's the point of an attractive woman if I'm not masturbating?
is this some sort of masturbation rhythm game
>>737385838
>>737385879based
>>737342195Gameplay?
no nudity with an intro like that is false advertising
>>737385859No it's an incremental look-at-the-bouncy-girl-em up.
this is actually pissing me off
>>737355562puritans are puritans no matter what flavor of retarded they happen to be
>>737385985Being gay must be frustrating.
>>737342684>>737342070ring fit bros rise up
>>737342070>Short shorts wrapped around fat ass>Tight top wrapped around fat tits>Baring midriffThe Lara Croft school of character design will always be peak.
>>737353791The horrid animation and palette are reminding me of pic rel. I know it's a fucking porn game but I've fapped to traced hentai flashes circa 2001 with more skill present than this
>>737342070This game is following the Potionomics way: Get a great animator and just let them make hot characters while adding some excuse gameplay to show off their stuff.
>>737385838Would you really buy a game to look at an attractive woman and nothing else?
>>737382632im just mad the game is so simple. should of been a adventure so i can see her climb ledges in those shorts
>>737385381Tell me what is the story on this one, numbnuts?
>>737386496>horrible animationYeah ok sure pal. Have a (You)
>>737386573I think it's a genuinely novel idea, and the gameplay could actually be fun if it's responsive. Bouncing tits are also a huge plus.
>Scarlet Skips threadFinally some good ass video games.
>>737386496Places like where the girl is exist in real life, man. Maybe you'd know that if you went outside.
>>737342684Imagine if this got a bikini outfit.
>>737386573Gacha games made a multibillion dollar business based on that.
>>737384729You pretty much hit the nail on the head. For its style its not animated properly so it just comes across as some mobile game ad
>Erm actually this (high quality) animation sucks>You just... jump rope? I don't get it. Anyway, have you heard about this game where you just flip a coin? Super fun!>Am I supposed to be attracted to a girl with big tits and ass? Where is her dick?>She has clothes on, am I supposed to be aroused?>That doesn't look like anime...Holy fuck this site is so gay
>>737364120>IPs : ?
>>737387030All me.
>>737342070>>737342684>>737342836>>737344693>cute tan redheadBOUGHT
>>737386632>missing the pointI'm not playing your game, retard-kunjust add sexy women in all your games, and we'll talk, until then; keep seething
>>737386496modern cheap animation focuses on staging rather than spacing the environment. most of the time it results in flat backgrounds with the characters just appearing
rope clips through hair
>>737387249but what clips through those shorts?
>>737387327My dick lolololol xd
>>737386739It looks like modern anime where everything's muddy with 0 contrast
Fortnite skin when?
>>737387370same fr
>>737387417anti-soul gas got western eroge
>>737387120Fucking idiot over here thinking throwing money into porn game is somehow a flex. I bet you waste mortgages worth of payments into onlyfans whores and you wonder why you are alone and a fucking loser
>>737382632It's just weebs. Even with the longer replies, their weeb is showing.Weebs are harder on and demand more skill out of Western cartoons than anime. The kind of shit they'll praise in anime would get severly picked apart in a cartoon.See pic as an example. If it had been drawn in a style more similar to a Western cartoon, this developer's games would get far more flack.
>>737364120well anon maybe if you laid down some good bait or kept it bumped it would have lived to bump limit.
>>737386573I'd buy it to play the game. Having an attractive woman there is a bonus.
>>737342070Are you people that horny that you need video games to jack off to? I would rather play something actually good.
>>737365816my favorite tags are dark skin and garyu tho.
>>737377340>There are hundreds of not thousands of inde developers trying to make it in the industry with games backed by story and gameplayhahahahahahahahahano
I know she has flat feet in gameplay but I'm guessing when it gets harder it's just easier to tell what's going on with her being flat footed instead of on her toes.
>>737387627Anime style has less detailthis artist has given her no nose to make ugly and bring her down by 3 points, for exampleeyebrows are a line, hard to fuck upit's not that standards are higher
>>737386573I guess nothing matters if you wouldn't buy a game with only one thing in it.
>>737377340I shall be buying, tripfag-kun. Into my filters you go.
>>737387605>still missing the pointyou will forever seethe, and I will win either way
>innocuous dreamworks face + sexed up bimbo bodyWhy is this so hot bros?
>>737388808same reason mario princesses get so much porn
>>737387980>Anime style has less detail>this artist has given her no nose to make ugly...How do moefags manage to be so wrong about their preferred style?The nose thing in particular. You'd think they break in to tears every time they look in a mirror with how much they hate noses.It does show just how absurdly narrow weeb's taste are. Anything that's not a very particular type of anime is 'ugly'.
>>737350269>scat not autofilteredjfc no wonder I never use this site.
>>737378646>the time it would takeDude, I don't think you understand just how much time things take. If you have familiarity with the tools and any kind of actual experience or training in animation it really doesn't take too long to pump out some loops. A basic walk cycle is just a two second animation.
>>737388808Butterface has been an archetype of women for ages.
>>737342070Why are American games so sexualized while euro/canadian games are full of woke black transbians?
>>737389082>you just don't know it's just <imaginary schizo shit>
>>737382632shes not fat and has freckles on tits, i dont know what else to say, its not bad
>>737389325>American game
>>737389325This is literally being made by a Canadian.
>>737389696Why are people saying this?? Dude our trash cans look just like those too.
>>737342382I searched for not this one retard and didn't find it :(
>>737342070Zuck destroyed the metaverse instead of funding VR games like this
Just play this niggashttps://booth.pm/ja/items/1240597quota reward30 Socks come off80 Shoes come off200 Gym clothes can be taken off200 Bloomers come off800 Bra comes off1200 Pants come off2000You can use secret mode(There's a secret in the title)4000CG that can be touched on the results screen
>>737391642This is cool too. Two cakes and all that.
>>737350269>futaCHADwishlisted
>>737391642>4000 to get everything>Literally nothing changes about the game except having to prevent the timer from reaching 0The Desert Bus of jump rope games.
>>737391642ToT
>>737391642Oh cool, I had no idea an offline version of this existed, I played the browser one back then>It's been 7 yearspls no
>>737393409It takes about 1 minute to get to 45 jumps. If you maintained that consistently, it would take about an hour and a half to get to 4000, and that's assuming you never fail (you will). It's not worth the effort at all.
>>737391642hey alright
>>737386573>Would you really buy a game to look at an attractive woman and nothing else?why do you think I bought Pragmata?
>like the cartoony character>look up the artists patreon>it's all futaAnd, another into the fucking bin
>>737365816FAGGOT ALERT!
>>737390003It's clearly Toronto nigga.
>>737394383Yeah, there was a canadian flag earlier in the trailer
>>737361747brehs...
>>737393691Your phone bwo ? just leave the app open and come back after a while
>>737394563Damn...
>>737361747>>737342070>there is lewd stuff of her in the author's patreon>kemono didn't update in a fucking year
>>737342684with EXTRA STEPS of course!!
>>737394660I have an iphone
>>737394563made me bust a fat nut
>>737343803LEAK IT!!!!!
>>737387370no cap unc
So we all agree this was only nade for people to make porn of his OC yeah?Just like that furry game pseudoregalia.
>>737387627>Trying to east vs west in the carcoom threadGrim.>>737346880>Reddit spacing>Reironiclly squirting anal liquid at daz studio in 2026Failed koikatsu poser or blender shartist detected. The best dazbros use the stylized models in the first place like those cg movies. Of course, Emma Watson boomers broke you.
>>737395262It's a based reason to make a game though.
>>737342150literally just a retarded clicker game for 0 IQ vegetables
>>737394924me too ? an ipad a tablet I have a lot of shit.
>>737395353A recipe for success, some might say
>>737395424I dunno if you know this anon but .apk is not an iphone format.
>>737391642>>737393579>>737393646SOVL>>737342070soulless
>>737395262Sounds based to me
What the fuck kind of a name is "carlet kips"?>>737343739>you press the jump button, and then she jumpsI cannot believe that they stole the classic Nintendo-branded gameplay like that. I cannot wait until Nintendo files a lawsuit involving their trademarked "press jump button to jump" which we all know that Nintendo exclusively invented.
>>737350269I like the fat one more
>>737395591>t. faggot retard
>>737345948My torso has grown by an inch and I could kill anyone in my town (I don't because I'm not like that)
>>737395591>T. bVASED anti futafaggot
>>737395580It's classic Sega-gameplay actually. Mario had a run button, Sonic did not.
>>737394228how do you know is futa when you need to pay patreon to see it?
>>737395843see >>737350269
Imagine if you unlocked a special mode where rode cowgirl.
>>737395580Bro, it's clearly 'Ccarlet okips'
>>737394832i think the site is going to shut down by july
>>737395843or just go to kemono party
>>737396224Kemono is fucking dead right now, you can't even look at or download shit anymore since all the content servers are down too.
>>737396289>search kemono.party>scroll down to ArtistsBoom! You're in.
>>737396289that tracks. tried to get something from there and coomer, and it didn't work. so it's over 100% fr now?
>>737396446No nigga I know about the actual domain, it's down right now. Go try and click on any image or download. You'll get nothing.
>>737395613>t. sperg newfag
>>737396446Go to >>737394832 absolute mongoloid
>>737396461Who can say? Sometimes the site owner fucks off for months at a time and just pays no mind to it. Every time this happens could be the last time but we'll have to see.
>>737396289>>737396585i think the forum is just completely dead at the moment
>>737393579Sauce? I can't find this.
>>737396461>>737396289Take this as a lesson. Life is ephemeral and fleeting. Let go of your attachments to material things. If you can never see it again, did it ever exist in the first place? Who can say.
>>737386496>pic rel>LE NEW IS........ *drum roll* .......... LE BAD!>*tssss* *the audience gasps, starts applauding and crying*
>>737396753Sure it did since I hoard data. When yiff died I was here for kemono. When kemono dies I will be around for whatever comes next. This is just the nature of piracy.
>>737396759>le new is ACUTALLY le good?>*makes a 14 hour video response to the le good new situation stating "le new is good situation is CRAZY">"le new is always good and you're a chud if you think le old is better"
>>737396829>>le new is ACUTALLY le good?Yes.
>>737396446>>737396289wait, what's this? there was a site of people posting patreon content without the permission of the artists?
>>737396929Yes there IS a site where people post paywalled content. There are many sites like this in fact. Welcome to the internet.
>>737396929oh my fauci i need to report this dead website!!!
>>737396446The file servers have been down for a few days, retard. Nobody is maintaining the site anymore.
>>737378482And this is why yours wouldn't be anywhere near as popular.
>>737396979If there are many sites like that, why are people saying "it's over" without linking another site?
>>737397269Oh it's more just a lack of concern for one dying in spite of the lack of another right now. Piracy sites die all the time and new ones pop up. I guess Nekohouse exists but that shit hasn't been updated in like a year.
>>737397317>I guess Nekohouse existslollmao
>>737397509To be fair all it was really good for was its fantia importer which kemono didn't care to try and maintain. Point remains that another site will pop up. As long as people want shit for free, shit will be distributed for free.
>>737396979what else is there besides kemono?
>>737398617Kinda depends. There are sites like boorus and shit that play host to paywalled content too, but they often get taken down. Sometimes you can find shit on sad panda untouched and up to date. There's also rule34video for animated stuff. Games and the like are usually on f95. Decentralization is the most optimal way to do piracy, Shit like yiff or kemono is never built to last but to simply be a nice moment in time.
>>737361747It's criminal this guy didn't make this into porn and just draws poorly drawn futa of her. Like look at those tits and belly, just undress her and add a dick to fuck her in this position and he'd become a famous NSFW artist in just 1 video, the model's really good.
>>737396742https://booth.pm/ja/items/8166479
