A hundred dollars, steve!

I had Spelunky on a flash drive.

>>737347949
Scars of summer

>>737347949
Meet and Fuck Kingdom

Soldat
Unreal 98
WC3 custom games
Some retarded dolphin jumping flash game
Lemming ball z

pfft bitch you had to come and tell me to log off because you can literally just exit out of whatever RAT shit your C- System Admin installed. By the way if you "confiscate" my property I will kill you.

>>737347949
Spongebob memes are the zoomer equivalent to millennial Simpsons memes.

>>737347949
Super Deepthroat

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>4th grade
>Browsing one of those funny picture websites
>Come across this picture and start giggling
>Teacher comes up from behind me and tells me that picture "isn't appropriate"

CS 1.6
used to hop on the same server together with my friends in the computer lab and have a lan party
good times

I'm paying your salary. You log out.

HentaiKey Azumanga Daioh

>>737348076
i used to jerk off to classical literature sex scenes in the back of my class with books i borrowed from my library ngl
some poor bloke is probably using my used copy of wuthering heights for his book report rn

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>>737348153
>>737348056
>>737348027
>>737348008
fucks wrong with you niggas

totally organic thread

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>>737347949
Frank's Adventure 3

>>737348097
Was going to say this. I think it was actually cs1.3 but someone had put the game on the school’s shared drive where teachers would put assignments. After school in the library and computer lessons with a cover teacher were so much fun because of it.

>>737347949
Tribal wars. But our teach lady was nice enough to let us play if we did our assignment first. This shit unironically worked wonders on our IT class because we shared knowledge of word and excel and how to complete each task as fast as possible.

>>737347949
>playing games in computer class
>my teacher is on other side so he can’t see my screen
>don’t notice another bitch teacher behind me
>bitch teacher snitches on me
>my teacher just gives her an “and?” look and ignores her
>bitch teacher leaves without saying a word
Some of my teachers were really chill

I'm not shoulder.

Friends and I would always play the quake 3 demo

Why did teachers get upset over this when you finished your work?

>>737348201
Care to enlighten the rest of us with the purpose of this artificiality?

>>737348615
Power Tripping foids are usually the perpetrators of this. Most male teachers don't give a shit so long as your work is done and you are passing.

>>737347949
I dunno try expressing yourself without reddit bob emptyposting and maybe I can tell you

>>737347949
I read through all of Calvin and Hobbes, garfield, and a couple other comics. Teacher would tell me to focus at least once a week, even though i was done with the daily practice.

>>737348052
you are almost 30, grow the fuck up already

>>737347949
Bloons tower defense 3

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This thread reminded me of one of my school stories.
>kindergarten
>girl I'm sitting by starts swearing and laughing
>tell our teacher
>"MS. SO-AND-SO SHE SAID 'FUCK'"
>teacher gasps and screams "YOU GET DETENTION"
>we both get escorted to the main office
>had to defend myself to the principal
>try to explain how classmate was saying bad words, not me, and that I was just telling the teacher what she said
>principal didn't care
>as punishment me and the girl had to eat lunch in a classroom of fifth graders
>the teacher in that class played an episode of the pokemon anime (the one where a shellder gets sick and Ash has to deliver medicine)
This was around 25 years ago and I'm still kind of mad about how it was pinned on me. In retrospect I think that girl lived in a not-so-great household since she acted out a lot, knew all of those swear words, admitted that her dad would shave her head as punishment and wore hats to hide it, and she would be missing from school for entire weeks.

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>>737348164
AYO TEACH ANON FINNA BE TUGGING THEY SHIT TO WORDS AND SHIT

>>737347949
meet n' fuck kingdom

>>737349298
You deserved it for being a snitch.

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>>737348858
I'm alpha, I watch picrel
and XRA

>>737348076
>1st-3rd grade in computer lab learning how to use search engines
>Google names of kids in our class
>Google Chris Brown
>title comes up with the word "Damn" on it somewhere
>show classmate next to me because I thought it was weird
>TEACHER, ANON IS LOOKING UP BAD WORDS!!!
>get in trouble
I wish I was a more violent person.

>>737347949
CS 1.6
It wasn't the teacher, it was the principal
The teacher was playing with us

There was this flash game where you go around collecting pictures of nudes. It had like 5 games. It even had characters like Wario selling cocaine. Anyone know the name?

>>737349298
I second this >>737349427

>>737349427
Fuck that brown mindset

>>737347949
I was a teacher, I was an in-school supervisor during the Covid pandemic for the kids with keyworker parents and dog shit home lives. It meant all the kids were on computers around the edge of the classroom.

We had software that let us view every kid's PC at the same time. The same software gave us options (take control, share control, user control) which did as it suggested. If they were playing games, I'd use 'share control,' manipulate the controls to kill them (like tapping one directional button), if they kept going on shit they shouldn't be on, I used to take control of their PC, put it on their Zoom lesson, and not give them control back.

Sometimes the little assholes would be in a shitty mood, I'd phone home, and it'd turn out the kid is up til like 2am playing games on their PS. So I got my PS4 and my XboneX, and went through screenshotting the entire process of how to set up parental controls. If the kids were assholes repeatedly, I would e-mail a copy of those screenshots as a PDF to the parent.

Have a blessed day /v/ :)

>>737349564
You're a bootlicker.

>>737349515
Kramer's hentai adventure?

>>737349515
Frank's Adventure

I played Dwarf Fortress and no one knew what they were looking at let alone I was playing a game
They thought I was hacking the planet or something

>>737349582
It was a top down game in a city. It felt kinda like pokemon or earthbound

>>737347949
>on you are shoulder
Maybe he should've paid attention after all.

>>737349576
>Commie thinks his commie buzzwords can wound me

>>737349461
>3rd grade
>best friend looks up bad words in a dictionary
>we both laugh and I join him
>he tells our teacher
>she bitches me out in front of everyone and threatens to call my parents
I hated him for months.

>>737349605
That's the one. Sort of off-topic, there was a cartoon network flash game sort of like Frank's Adventure, except you're fat and bald like Homer Simpson

>>737347949
I remember getting this after playing that one killing game with the ragdoll guy you could paint. The librarian tried to bring my cursor to the exit window but I fought against it and honestly I'm surprised they didn't come up to to ask me to quite.

>>737349461
>>737349642

>5th grade (probably)
>Learn fun song that is the vegemite song, but it's about condoms instead, me and a couple friends sing it all day
>"We're happy little condoms, we come in packs of 6. You buy us from the chemist and put us on your dicks. You do 100 push ups and then you here a pop. Out comes a baby with a 100 meter cock"
>Tell my best friends little brother
>He snitches on us to his parents
>They tell the principle
>We all get in deep shit for it
Little fucker.

>>737347949
In credit recovery, a class for retards who don't do their work in other classes, I was playing Unreal Tournament '99 GOTY on a laptop I had checked out from the library. This was back in 2012.

God bless whoever decided to name it "cool math games"

I used to play Fire Emblem on Visual Boy Advance back in the day. That was until executables got blocked.

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I used a proxy to bypass their filter and just played flash games. I was banned for the rest of the year after that.
The next year I just chucked .SWF files on a flash drive. I think armor games actually has DRM and I really didn't care to bother cracking flash games so I just downloaded them off of websites in bulk to see which would work.

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>>737348076
in 6th grade computer class the teacher's assistant (another student, barely a year older than me) had a huge stick up his ass and would ride everybody for everything
set this as my desktop background, he'd tell me to change it, I would and then I'd change it back 30 seconds later
this went on for a few months before he finally just gave up
neither of us was fat, I just liked pissing him off because he was such an annoying cunt and the teacher liked me so she'd never actually do anything about it

>be 2006
>playing club penguin in the middle school computer lab
>teacher leaves and i get a bright idea
>use his network admin controls to set every computer in the school's wallpaper to a giant dildo
>smoothoperator.jpg
>friend i was playing club penguin with snitches on me a few days later
>i get banned from ever touching a computer at the school
>forced into being a janitor's aide
>way more chill than computer lab

that was my first true feeling of betrayal.

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>3rd grade
>me and my friends make up a game for recess
>team 1 has frisbees and they can only move on the playground
>team 2 has tennis balls and they can only move on the ground
>frisbee team has to use them as shields
>if you get hit by a tennis ball, you switch places with whoever threw it at you
>teachers made us stop playing because one of my friends was walking backwards, fell off of the playground bridge, and cried

Runescape and then they blocked the site.

>>737350078
I had a similar experience but I altered the school's presentation powerpoint with a bunch of swearwords (I didn't realize they are still using it) and my school ended up showing that powerpoint to a bunch of parents.
one of the teachers manages to trace down my class but he couldn't get anyone to fess up because he has no other evidence outside of the part where he knows someone from this class is responsible for it so nobody was hurt.

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>>737349461
>I wish I was a more violent person.
Unironically, the best advice I can give to kids in school: hit people more often.
You need to be selective, don't just do it every time somebody annoys you, but most shitheads in US public school are so used to the no-tolerance policy that they genuinely don't anticipate a violent response to their actions. Try to avoid getting suspended or worse, and don't beat the fuck out of somebody, but if some retard keeps pushing, just clock them in the jaw or land a hit square on their nose. The times I did it, it worked, and the behavior stopped. Words do not get through to some people, and teachers will not help (also that's gay and lame).
They should enjoy being able to hit people who piss them off now, because once they turn 18, the state's monopoly on violence kicks in and they're no longer allowed to kick a guy's ass for being a cunt, they call it "assault" and it's a crime for some reason.

>>737347949
UT2004, except the whole class played that shit together on LAN and the teacher didn't give a hoot.

also, i got caught looking at a lewd image of mewtwo with tiddies

>>737349307
Yes Jamal, and if you could read you could jerk it to literature too instead of getting raped by your half-sibling

I remember hiding a bunch of emulators and ROMs on one of the network drives and playing in class. People thought I was some kind of god. My brother would show everyone in his classes too. Good times.

I think one day I was pissing off the teacher by randomly playing clips from the Michael Jackson's Moonwalker sound test

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it was a google image search of carmen electra's butt

>>737350563
>instead of getting raped by your half-sibling
Ayo...dat ain't funny, anon...dat ain't fuckin funny...

>>737347949
Stickdeath

>>737349564
Being a snitch over petty, harmless shit like that makes you a bitch of any culture and race. It's only a brown mindset when niggers are actively hurting other people and making things worse for everybody around them and you still refuse. Snitching over minor infractions that don't hurt anybody is when you become the one making things worse for people.

>>737347949
I didn't get in trouble for it, but I got someone else in trouble for it back in like 2002. Teachers had us online for whatever reason in the computer lab, and we were only allowed to use ask jeeves kids to search. Told some kid to look up bible black, and it immediately pulled up loads of porn, despite jeeves kids big selling point being that it was supposed to block porn and "bad" searches. I raised my hand immediately (we were supposed to if we saw something bad on the computer) and just pointed to the kid's screen, and the teacher shut off his computer and sent him to the principals office. Of course he said I told him to type that, but no one believed him because he was one of the shithead kids always up to something, and I was the quiet straight A student who just read a lot of books.

>bring an emulator with roms on a usb to play
>already finished the assignment in the first 5 minutes of class, easy as shit Word or Powerpoint shit
>teacher uses her computer to force her screen on every computer when she notices me playing games
>makes a smug "I want EVERYONE to pay attention" statement
>pull the ethernet plug
>continue playing games
>smug look disappears
Fuck you Ms. Sanders

>>737347949
>pornhub

>be me
>drafting class
>county wide network shield goes down
>only 56k at the house
>watch game trailers on youtibe at school
>teacher doesnt care as long as we work
>look over at my neighbors screen
>titties
>titties everywhere
>roll eye and watch gears of war 1 trailer
>neighbor watching hard-core anal scene
>teacher walks in
>no more internet for us

Fuck you Jesse, we had a good thing going. You sat right next to the door!

>>737348038
Think this is the first time I've seen anyone else mention soldat, great game.
>>737349298
Kids are taught not to be a tattle-tale for a reason.

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>>737351794
Reminded me of when a severely retarded kid would be in our high school computer class once in a while and often watched really trashy ghetto rap videos with huge twerking asses if his wrangler wasn't on top of him. When I say severely I mean it, like intelligence of a 3 year old at best. Super pale, super skinny white kid that was maybe 5'6" at 17. One time when we happened to go into the bathroom at the same time I entered a stall and before I could close the door, he just entered and scooted past me towards the toilet without saying anything or having his expression change. All of this to say: I am really curious how his brain interpreted giant black booty taking up 80% of his vision and why he continued to seek it out. Based on my interactions with him (elementary through high school), I find it hard to believe he had any sexual desire whatsoever, so he was getting something else out of it, I just don't know what.

>>737348719
I don't know what ugly brown people gain from dumping their obnoxious porn addiction everywhere, the mess is the point it seems

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>That kid who tried to use the printer to print off porn

>>737349771
Good song though, I'm saving that

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>>737348198
sakura mating press

I didn't have a PC or internet at home yet in the 90s so I IMMEDIATELY went and looked up porn as soon as possible for my mental spank bank. Most other kids did similarly. The games only happened in the early 00s when newgrounds got popular.

>>737347949
Our teachers straight up didn't give a shit and we basically had several hours per week of free flash games or fucking around on the net at school. Often the teachers weren't even around.
I don't remember when it was. But it was a time when every TV station had ads about internet safety, never telling anyone your name, warning about muh pedos and stuff like that. One of the girls managed to enter a chat room with some guy, he started asking some weird personal questions. I think the whole class dropped what they were doing and gathered around, telling her wacky dumb stuff to write just to fuck with him.
Amazing in retrospect.

>>737352385
In kindergarten there was this girl I who had a deformed face like someone turned her face 30 degrees in photoshop. Someone from guidance counseling would have her sit next to random students for a few minutes, then someone else, repeat a few more times, then guidance would walk out with her. One of my neighbors was in a different class and it turns out the same thing happened with the same girl. I'm not even sure who at staff approved of this, if her parents were okay with this, why any of it was done to begin with, or how it was ethical/legal.

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This isn't school related but I don't know when else I could post this. When I was around 7 I wanted to be a police officer because I thought cops couldn't go to jail. My logic was that if I was a cop, I could rob banks and get rich easily.

>>737351774
For me it was my friend telling the nearest to type the link for meatspin in his address bar after turning the volume to max while he was away from the computer.
He panicked and literally grabbed the monitor and threw it downwards onto the keyboard tray.
I don't think he got in trouble though because he did end up unplugging the computer, the monitor, and the speakers all at once with his tard strength

>>737353207
Postal 2 mindset

I never had computers when I went to school.
Not because poor (we are) but because it was a fucking long time ago.

>>737349461
>>737349642
>be me, 10-ish years old
>hear slightly older brother saying swears
>tell parents
>they tell me to stop being a little tattletale bitch
pretty based of them lol

I really didn't like playing games in school, I just read a shit ton of snopes when it didn't suck

>>737349298
>anon alienated himself from his own future ex wife
Damn, sucks to suck.

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>>737352917
If you're a similar age to me (late 20s) there was some kind of obsession in schools with forcing tards to be around all the other kids as much as possible. I think the idea was two-fold: get the tards more used to humans, and get the kids to see that the tards are normal people just like you and me. Neither worked, ever. Being forced to exist in the same space as them as a young child, and their being held to such a lower standard in behavior just made me hate them for life. They'd scream, chase girls, hit other kids, throw tantrums and the response from teachers would always be so minimal compared to normal kids. They always should have been isolated from normal people, they didn't belong and they made everybody's lives worse for no benefit. It's not like that kid I mentioned before was ever going to mentally grow from getting to be in the same gym class as me in kindergarten. He walked the stage at graduation and still didn't know what planet he was on.

>>737348762
I had an extremely based CS girl teacher in highschool.
She was among the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Atleast top 3, but very possibly number one. She was very cool and didn't mind any of us goofing off as long as we got all out work done.
She was so pretty bros
She was just out of college
I loved her so much

Playing sim tower in computer class, black girl complaining the value rating on the condos kept going from green to yellow in this one section
"Something must be wrong with that family"

Was pretty funny

>>737348430
>>737349298
>>737349461
>>737349642
>>737349771
>>737353318
tf is up with all these soon to be jannies kek

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>fat retard kid would always take credit for me putting NESticle on all the cumpooters in the lab
>got really pissed off about it since it was a cat-and-mouse game with the IT guy who doubled as the general maintenance guy (as was the style at the time)
>few months of this, by now he had already gotten detention for it a few times
>get the meanest, nastiest, downright heinous script I could find off IRC and slap it onto NESticle, leave the disk out
>sure enough, he finds it, puts on NESticle, tells everybody how smart he is
>every fucking PC in the lab burns down
>this was in the 90s, so every PC in the whole school goes up in flames since they were all using the same fucking network
>got so bad some IT guys from the state had to be called in to salvage fucking anything
>only PCs not to be butt fucked into oblivion were the old Apple IIs in the elementary computer lab
>fat kid is crying the whole time, said it wasn't him and it was never him, he just took credit for what I did
>get called into the office
>wasn't me
>we saw you bangin on the counter
>wasn't me
>we saw you bangin on the sofa
>wasn't me
>we even saw you in the shower
>wasn't me
>we even caught you on camera
>wasn't me
>everyone says the fat kid had been doing it for months
>he gets fucking suspended for the rest of the year
Thanks, shitman.

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>>737349298
In a better world, this would have been the origin story of a life-long romance full of love, happiness, fun, and beauty
Alas, we live in a gay and cringe world, full of cringe and gay posters, like this anon, here.

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Week long Detention btw.

>>737353458
>nesticle
>genecyst
man I miss shit like this

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>>737353458
>>we saw you bangin on the counter
>>wasn't me
>>we saw you bangin on the sofa
>>wasn't me
>>we even saw you in the shower
>>wasn't me
>>we even caught you on camera
>>wasn't me

>>737353458
Why did he do it though

>>737353382
When I was in around that time, they always had to attend a sped class with physical therapy sessions.

>>737349642
>8th grade on a field trip
>sitting next to my friend on the schoolbus
>we pass by some big building
>I say, "look it's [name of a highschool]"
>many students were looking into applying for that highschool cause it was well regarded
>I didn't know if it actually was, I was just making a pointless comment
>he repeated after me, but louder, so the kids around us could hear
>everyone called him a retard because it wasn't that highschool at all
Lol

>>737353562
I feel like most people should given the Billy Cobb cover making the rounds on the recommendations thanks to the door guy

>>737352917
fuuuck poor girl

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>>737353382
>my elementary school had two playgrounds
>one for regular kids, other for special ed
>main playground was off limits for a while because it had to be repaired
>we had to play on the other one with special ed kids during recess
>they kept chasing us while grunting like cavemen
>we ran from them, not in a "haha you can't catch us" way but "holy shit get away from us" way
>abnormally tall girl kept sneaking up on me and pulling my shirt really hard
>another kid kept throwing sand at my friend
>our teachers did nothing about it
Now that I think about it this kind of sounds like something out of South Park.

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>>737353458
Can confirm the efficacy of denial.
>county school PCs have logins like this:
>John Smith's default username: 2040123
>John Smith's default password: 0123
>use this information to log into random people's accounts whenever I want to do something suspicious
>security is really fucking bad
>can open cmd on a student account
>can open cmd as a fucking admin on a student account
>use this to see all the usernames and passwords of everybody in the entire county
>commit a few to memory
>get called into the office
>handed a printed out screenshot
>it's a /gif/ rekt thread
>ohfug
>i dindu nuffin
>you logged into your account, logged out and then logged into somebody else's account
>i dindu nuffin
>you've done it before
>i dindu nuffin
>we have other screenshots
>i dindu nuffin
>who did
>idk, somebody must be using my account, shit ain't secure
>don't do it again
>keep doing it but don't show people any more ISIS videos
>consequence-free
I wonder if they knew how much damage I could have done but chose not to. This was before everything moved to google drive, people's files were stored on the intranet accessible only by logging into your county account on the network. If I wanted to, I could have deleted whatever I wanted from people's accounts, including staff who had grade reports, lesson plans, presentations, etc. on there. I only used this power for evil once by putting furry bara porn on some guy's account.

>>737347949
Unreal tournament demo during computer class, teacher was a cool guy who joined us sometimes.

Aside from friends school was a waste of time. It's not a good idea to send your kids to school.

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>>737349454
>gen alpha is starting to post here
Jesus christ we are fucking doomed

>>737353402
I don't get it

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I got introduced to black souls because of some guy in 10th grade decided to sneak in the file of the whole series in his own file. I was just snooping around and there i saw the file itself. I've never been the same since but it was worth it.

>>737353871
kek we had this shit too and my friend was a little bastard who had what he called the pig list that he'd just login to ancient library laptops with

>>737353458
At my elementary school we would sign in with just our names and no password. People would sign in as someone else and delete their powerpoint files.

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Runescape
I was homeschooled

>>737354070
We didn't have usernames or anything. You just fired it up.

>>737353814
skirmish between homo sapiens and neanderthals, circa 800.000 years ago

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I had typing classes in middle school and everybody passed around Halo CE on flash drives like drugs and we all played class sized lan matches since we always had a substitute who didn't give a fuck
I remember sniping people on blood gulch and hearing someone yell FUCK from across the room

Halo CE, the demo or whatever that just Blood Gulch. put it on the shared drive and everyone copied it to their local to play.
also had the modded version with sniper shotguns and rocket pistols, and the skybox TP on top of the rocket launcher pickup. good times.

>>737347949
Mostly Zsnes.

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>>737352696
>the kid in middle school who looked up Scooby Doo humping Daphne on another kid's computer while he was in the restroom and printed the html page
>the teacher immediately hears the printer whir up and goes to retrieve it
>his face when

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>>737347949
CoD
I remember calling myself Pvt. Parts in those lunchtime multiplayer lobbies, it was funny hearing one of my classmates go "WHO THE FUCK IS PVT. PARTS" out loud one time

>>737349461
>2nd grade
>Lunch
>Everyone talking
>They ask me who I'd marry of all the girls in our class
>Say the one girl I was crushing on
>Kid immediately blurts it out across the lunch room
I learned early to never trust people with secrets because they're all retarded and conniving.

>>737354512
Exact same for me except he ran to the girl and pointed at me.

I remember seeing some kids watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4PuF4tPTdA in 8th grade (I think around 2010). The cops on Segways a little over a minute in are burned into my memories since that's when I remember looking over at their monitor.

As for vidya, I can't really remember - we had a pretty small class and I think aside from edutainment stuff like Mavis Beacon and Kid Pix we weren't able to play anything (although I think I remember playing some Andkon - specifically the bike climbing game that glitched out and had you fail a level around 15-20 levels in regardless of what you did).

>>737349307
Shut that gaping hole in your face you little shit chicklett.

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>pokemania in full swing
>one kid is the envy of the class because he had a link cable
>he's also the epitome of the Charizard fanboy
>chimps out during a battle when it gets beaten
>rips the chord out from the other kid's gameboy, then tries to grab it away from him
>other kid shoves him to the ground
>gets up screaming and crying then runs inside
>proceeds to cut the other kid's backpack up with scissors and trash his desk
the cards were already an issue, from thefts to swindling trades. Now the boomer teachers/parents were made aware of another issue from the same brand that they couldn't make heads or tails of

>>737354330
Well you cant just say that and not post the image, baka anon

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>>737347949
>what game was it /v/?

My buddy installed the original GTA in a file that he hid on the school network so we could access it from any computer.

>>737348076
I got in trouble once because some faggot put typed "gay" or some shit into Google on my PC while I wasn't paying attention. He clicked on some photoshopped image of Justin Beiber sitting provocatively on a bed wearing a dress and my teacher saw it.

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>be me in primary school
>teacher takes a vote to decide on a class pet that each student takes home and looks after for 2 days
>we all decide on a turtle
>teacher says they'll name it "Quick"
>class_laughter.jpg
>a few weeks go by
>my last name is fucking Q
>class nerd's turn and then it's mine
>apparently has a crush on a fucking orange pencil he used every day
>autismo's time is up and it's exchange day
>class nerd asks the teacher if he can show off something "cool" with the class pet
>teacher says sure
>asks me as well
>yeah sure why not
>class gathers around as he places the turtle on the ground
>it crawls around
>he cute
>class nerd goes over to his bag and carries it
>he's struggling
>I help him out
>fucking thing is like the weight of a bowling ball
>we place it down slowly and he unzips his bag
>the fucker actually pulls out a bowling ball
>three in fact
>nigga what the fuck
>he lifts it up
>everyone's screaming thinking he's going to smash the turtle
>he gently rolls it infront of it
>panic stops but the teacher is visibly mad
>he moves the second bowling ball behind the first
>the turtle begins to crawl backwards until it's stuck at one end of the room
>it begins to jump backwards, still stuck
>class is visibly confused but amused
>look at him go
>class cheering
>teacher begins to speak up, "How'd you get it to do that?"
>class nerd has the biggest shit eating grin I've ever seen
>"I'll tell you later."
>"But first, we need to talk about parallel universes."
>he rolls the third bowling ball infront of the turtle
>turtle fucking disappears
>mfw the class chaos afterwards
>mfw autismo got expelled afterwards
>mfw I didn't even get to take care of the turtle because my last name was just after Pannenkoek

>>737354713
did he at least give you a blj

None, my teachers were pretty chill, one even played Deus Ex HR during a free period, absolutely fucking based guy

>>737347949
I never even got the chance for this to happen
Bitch computer teacher singled me out and put me at the isolated computer that faces her desk day 1 because she thought I'd do that while my dumb ass friends actually played shit
Didn't matter that she had a system in place that she could see what was happening on every computer, it just had to be me

>>737354713
Lmao

>>737354623
It's the fourth result if you search 'scooby doo daphne doggy style' on google.

>>737354974
It's funnier if you post it

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>>737354713
haven't read a nice greentext joke in so long
god bless you anon

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>>737351794
>last year of middle school
>volunteer to tutor other kids from lower grade levels
>friend marcus also volunteers
>not many kids show up
>essentially spend 45 minutes to an hour after school each day with half a dozen or so kids that mostly just do their homework
>marcus and i spend almost the entire day monopolizing the two computers at the back of the room, getting hype for modern warfare 2 and reading the wiki page about the new guns, maps, killstreaks, etc

Every now and then we would have to help a kid with a problem or get off the computer so they could look something up but overall it was chill as fuck. Lost touch with Marcus after that year, last I saw him was about ~7 years after that when I was a high school graduate NEET doing jackshit all day and he saw me walking down the street and we talked for a few minutes. I've long since moved away to the city, graduated college, and gotten a real job but I still wonder how he's doing.

>>737354713
lmao took me a while

>>737347949
>Be in elementary
>Classmates openly visiting rotten and hentai heaven
>No single teacher bothered in checking what anyone was doing
>I thought nothing could surprise me yet latter on 2016 was still ass

>>737349454
>I watch picrel
ch-ringe
>and XRA
b-based

>>737354713
i had my doubts at "the autist obsessed with a pencil"
nicely done anon

>>737347949
Starcraft

>>737355306
Kek

>>737353382
They call it "mainstreaming", which is pretty much what happened to Chris Chan and why a lot of people think he's as fucked up as he is (not to say he wouldn't be fucked up without it, but it certainly did some damage).

>>737353207
I wanted to be a priest because i thought they only worked on sundays.

>>737349298
>be me
>4th grade
>raised in a Christian household
>retarded poor kid who acts out because he has a bad family life asks me a if I know what a virgin is.
>reply that I do
>cunt teacher over hears this and has a complete meltdown
>pulls me, class clown and several other boys just in the general vicinity out into the hall and berates us for 20 mins
>for being disgusting perverts and knowing what a word means
>try to explain to her about the virgin Mary
>she double melts down and is actually yelling at me in the hallway
>we all get detention for the day. I get an extra two for talking back.
It was at an early age I realized that women are utterly retarded emotionally unstable monkeys.

>>737347949
Sex with teacher

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>>737347949
Ghost X
Never did find out who installed it tho

>>737356327
You should've told her that just because she's a virgin at the ripe age of 50 doesn't mean she should be upset at hearing the word

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>>737347949
Kino Defense

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>misremember the name of a flash game site
>enter it diectly into the address bar
>it redirects to a porn website
Luckily this happened at home, and nobody else was around

>>737354713
idgi

My friends and I snuck into a "hidden" computer lab in the corner of our high school to play Doom 2 over LAN. There was some teacher we'd never seen before, watching Netflix on the main computer connected to the projector, and he didn't give a single fuck. I miss 2016, /v/ros :(

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>>737347949
>walk into school one morning
>every one is crowding around the school computers for some reason
>Ask some kid whats going on
>I'm told they're trolling creepy guys on some "talk to strangers" website
>It's pretty funny so once class starts I decide with a couple of friends that im gonna try it out for myself at break time
>Once break time starts I make my way to the computer area and have a good time trolling some creeps on the website.
>Suddenly a teacher comes and I switch to another tab trying to play it cool
>He walks over to me and tells me to come with him
>I'm confused because theres no way he could know I was on that website
>Turns out someone snitched on me going on a talk to strangers website
>I get interrogated for like an hour and get my parents called
To this day I still dont know who the fuck snitched on me but I hope they burn in hell.

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>>737347949
>on school laptops playing games instead of working on our task
>teacher comes up to us and says "Boys what are you up to?"
>"Level 5"

>teacher
>touching a student
That's a SA lawsuit.

>>737347949
Fortnite

>play Rule the Waves 2 on a USB
>teacher walks right past me, looks, and doesn't say a thing
>It was in high school
>Probably thought it was fuckin excel or something
It's a skill issue to not play.

>>737347949
N the Way of the Ninja
TANKS
Fancy Pants Man
SpongeBob SquarePants Joust and other Nickelodeon flash games
Liero and Liero X
Lemming Ball Z
Orgasm Girl
The Samurai Jack flash game
And uhhhhh homemade games I made in Klik N Play

>>737359871
This except ASCII rogue likes
Looks like I have a command prompt terminal up. Lol

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>>737356327
>be me
>3rd grade
>have to go to after school tutoring
>get put in the autism group with a mixture of low and high functioning kids
>we're doing that thing were everyone reads one line at a time, one after another
>kid before me is completely unintelligible due to being literally retarded
>couldn't figure out were to continue on from
>say I couldn't understand him

And then I get a talking to for this. In hindsight reading every line should have keyed me in on when my turn would be but Im autistic, what did you expect when you say every line and not at the end of every sentence.

>>737360471
>were
Anon... Was this story about you?

>>737349615
I was still doing that shit during sixth form, good times

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>2008
>big bro was really into dwarf fortress and got me into it.
>would play it on a USB at school
>most teachers would see the ASCII art and assume it was high level computer work.
>eventually IT teacher catches on and tells me to cut it out
>one day have IT in the room with the main server PC
>anything installed on the main PC would show up on all of the other PC's in the school.
>proceed to install dwarf fortress onto it so everyone could play

>next day the servers are horrendously slow
>turned out all the people who tried booting up the game (nobody knew how to play that shit) would cause immense strain on the servers
>apparently it caused shit not to save right
>approx three weeks of the PC's being unusable
>worst fucking part is my IT teacher knew and would hang it over my head saying if I didn't work she'd tell the faculty what I did.

I am a retard.

>>737354330
Someone did that at my middle school except it was Mr. Burns getting fucked by Smithers

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>>737360516
>were

Are you insulting me or did I make a spelling mistake? Eithers fine, I'm just looking for clarification.

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>>737348076
>Download funny picture on Kazaa back in 2000
>Pic is titled "Funny Barnie Wilma Flintstones" but i have no idea what its gonna look like
>Start download in the morning so i can check what it is in the afternoon
>It's a pic of Barnie getting a blowjob from Wilma
>Mom is mad

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When I was in highschool, the shared network C: drive had CS:Source on it and we'd always set up LAN parties in AP comp sci. On the last day of school, our 70+ year-old teacher joined in too and actually got some kills. Fun times.

>be me
>buddy next to me is blasting annoying sounds and shit
>yank the speaker jack from his PC
>teacher goes ballistic and asks if i even know what i did
>explain that pulling a 3.5mm audio jack in use won't cause any problems
>still have to copy bullshit from a textbook

The IT teacher was a literal midget and clearly had some issues too though

>the first week our class got the first computer in the school
>the brown kid finds a giant red magnet and bricks the screen and the desktop
>we never get a computer in our class for the rest of the year

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I remember vividly

>The kid which would just do their work
>The kid who genuinely did not know how to type.
>The kid who found it amazing that they could check the news or wikipedia
>The kid which was playing Torture Game
>The kid which was making really shitty MS Paint drawings and thinking it was amazing
>The kid who was browsing shit like HALOZ or FAILBLOG and laughing at all the repackaged memes
>The kid who kept trying to break the adult lock to go on Newgrounds
>The kid who kept watching Happy Tree Friends or JoeCartoons since they weren't blocked
>The kid who kept spamming lemonparty and meat spin on all the empty computers before leaving
>The kid who would just watch retsupurae and lotax shit while not know what SomethingAwful even was
>The two kids who would go on Habbo or Gaia online and was probably being groomed.
>The kid who managed to bring a PC game disc and spend all class trying to install it and being unable to play it.
>The one kid browsing deviantart and being exposed to all the countless fetishes which will define their adult life
>The kid who only plays the Pac-Man Google thing.
>The kid who found out 4chan wasn't blocked (me)

>>737349298
Reminds me of that time
>a girl in my class started kicking me and I landed a single kick on her
>she then went to the teacher and told I hit her
>I tell the teacher and the fucking subhuman of principal that she kicked me first and I just kicked her once after her
>Principal and teacher tell me since I'm a big guy, if I hit a kid that's either smaller than me or a girl, even in self defense, I'm the only person guilty of the offense
>Fast forward like a week
>The subnormal principal pulls me as always
>Brings me to a room with the girl and her mother
>Forces me to tell her I'm sorry for retaliating because she kicked me
>This instance of me taking culpability for shit others did happened several times with the same excuse that girls are untouchable
>Fast forward to today and, even though I'm bisexual and mostly attracted to women, my brain is unable to think of a future with a woman, only with men
>Every day it passes and the nazi women's law in my country does its nazi things, I grow to hate women even more
Thanks schooling system, you made me both gay and hate women because you couldn't be arsed to treat both genders equally

>>737360959
>brownoid destroys thing
Kek. Dey do be dey like Dat don dey.

>>737349575
i hope one of your students fucks your wife

Madness Combat
Thing Thing
I remember i had an executeable version of quake 2 and my friends and i would lan it up on that too sometimes

>>737349615
Lol i did that too in the high school library

>>737349298
the principle knew you were a snitch and punished you for being a crybaby loser.

>>737360724
NTA but "couldn't figure out were to continue on from"
it's where, not were

>>737354330
kek

>>737361161
I don't think that's happening somehow ;)

>>737361226
This but for us it was SC: Brood War and Q3A
Two of the most skilled games ever made come to think of it

idgi

>>737347949
iwbtg at the library computers. We had a substitute who knew about alt tab

>>737357220
This is THE tower defence game for me

>that brown kid that looked up "9 year old anal" and then tried to blame it on his dad
i know you were 13 years old Ahmed but what the fuck

>>737347949
Happy Wheels
Kitty Cannon
Basically any flash game out there

>>737360752
Quite funny

>>737360959
>finds a giant red magnet
Kek, you mean like those cartoon U shaped ones from loony toons?

THEY LOOK DA SAME
WOW
YOU ASK ONE THEY WANT ICE CREAM THEY BOTH SAY YES

>>737347949
anything that was out at the time that had LAN support. the caveat was that our high school had malware called deepfreeze that would reset all the computers to the state of when it was first installed on the master computer. our lab teacher would let us play so long as no one touched the master setup and that we were quick to close the game(s) whenever the school board superintendent showed up

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>4th grade, last day so we have class party
>brought board game to play with few friends
>dumb girl loses her glasses, says someone stole them
>retard teacher decides to let class vote on who they think stole it
>I get voted and have to spend whole day getting grilled by principle instead
>cry entire time and keep repeating I didnt do it
>one hour left he gets called and told they found them in some other kids desk, so I am allowed to go back
>too sad to do anything, cry for last hour of 4th grade
>transfer to different school next year

>>737362926
sounds like some MKULTRA shit

>>737347949
I made alot of violent inappropriate stories in storybook weaver.

>>737347949
I have PTSD of this happening except it's because I fell asleep in class pretty much every day.
>tap tap
>*spring upwards, see teacher telling me class is over and I'm the only one still there*
>literally no kid ever bothered to wake me up
I really was just a background character, but I won the school's scholarship which proves you truly don't learn shit in school anyway. You either self-learn because you genuinely want to know something, or you don't learn a damn thing.

>>737362926
What utter shithole do you live in? That teacher would be FUCKED if they pulled that in a civilized country.

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>in HS
>some computer science class
>teacher was really cool. Young and beautiful, fresh out of collage, I was in love with her but that's besides the story
>me and the guys next to me and the guy across from us, who was facing us, would always goof off and show eachother stupid memes and shit
>teacher didn't mind because we did always get out work done
>one day we're particularly slap-happy and in a laughing mood
>guy across from us keeps turning his monitor to show us retarded pictures, like the piccolo from dragonz ball P and whatnot. Classic 2014 memeage
>after a particularly funny inage we're all still laughing at, guy across from us puts on his most retarded voice and says
>>hay guise, check dis oud
>as he turns his screen quickly, he hits the power button on the monitor without realizing, so all we see on our side of the table is a black screen
>the three of us lose our fucking shit
>laughing so hard the rest of the class stops to look at us
>I had tears in my eyes
>the best part is that the teacher was watching us from her desk and saw the same exact scene
>she gets up and tells us we need to calm down while trying and failing to hold back her laughter
>sends us out into the hallway to get a drink of water and regain our composure
>alas, in the end, she had to separate us and put us at different computers because this was the straw that broke the camels back
>it was fine, though, because nothing would ever be funnier in that class than that moment, so it was more like she sent off our shenanigans on a highnote
>for the last couple months of the year, every so often we would grab the attention of the original guy from across the classroom and turn off our monitors when he looked in our direction
You had to be there, honestly

>>737353382
>there was some kind of obsession in schools with forcing tards to be around all the other kids as much as possible.
Oh shit you too?
It was fucking hell.
The tard-wranglers always just told you to suck it up because "hurr durr they don't know better" when these creatures would terrorize the area.
It was a group of 4 tards each with their own gimmick. One would scream his lungs out frequently, completely unprompted. Another would try and kiss (practically headbutt you with his snotty nose) anyone who got near etc.
Demons I tell ya.
I was once held hostage by kiss-fag as I was just reading some good ol' donald duck on the couch when he came by and sat next to me and started patting me on the head because I let him read the pages before turning them. All the while this hag was observing the ordeal, so I knew I couldn't tell him to fuck off lest I got in trouble.
Absolute horror.

>>737361064
I had something similar happen to me.
>Told to hit bullies back
>Female bully hits me
>I hit her back, as told
>Some faggot white knight teacher sees that and spends an hour screaming at me
It wasn't the only reason I fucking hate women these days, but it certainly was the start of it. I can't even remember that douchebag teacher's name, but I hope he got fired eventually or something bad happened to him.

>>737348038
>>737352338
>Soldat
hell yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTudaVsOGoU

>>737347949
just keep playing, fuck teach gonna do?

>>737362986
I was put in the GATE program at my second elementary school and had my first clearance at 18 and more at 21 and was constantly given more responsibility until I dropped it all and tried to neet so maybe

>>737347949
>see a girl browsing rotten.com
>the image of a body that got ran over by a tank
>she starts laughing at it

also
>go to hamsterdance
>people lolling
>sub teacher comes over and slaps me on the back of the head
>report him and never see him sub there again

>>737361064
Lol
This anon is a faggot

>>737363609
>I can't even remember that douchebag teacher's name
https://web.archive.org/web/20260000000000*/https://ratemyteachers.com/
you can probably find him if you look on the archived year you graduated, unless you graduated after the site got pozzed in which case you could go further back
>>737363835
made no sense to needle you in that way. children are known to lie, but it isn't hard to check your desk, bag, locker etc. and drop the accusations when there isn't enough sufficient evidence to justify your punishment.
that's that sick CIAnigger psychopathy in play

>>737360679
did you fuck her?

>>737362926
What kind of collectivist hellhole are you from?

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>7th grade
>Grew up in a religious household
>Went to a very small private school
>Computers were set up facing away from the teacher for whatever reason
>The boys and I would always sit in the last row so no one could see our screens
>Always got our work done quickly and then played games
>One day one of the guys hands out a couple of CDs
>Says he's been playing Age of Empires II at home and it has multiplayer
>He wanted to play with us but most of us didn't have PCs at home
>So he made copies to install on the school computers
>Picked our battlestations and installed the game
>For a couple of weeks always pick those same computers for a secret Age of Empires lan
>One day one of the guys' towns gets annihilated because 2 others formed an alliance
>Bro gets super pissed and makes a scene
>Teacher obviously notices and comes over
>Teacher takes a moment and watches the massacre on screen and is horrified
>"Anon's friend! Where did you get this game!?"
>Bro says nothing
>"Who else is playing this game? If you confess, you won't get in as much trouble - yada something God"
>Bros and I glance at each other and all raise our hands in solidary
>We'll take the fall together
>Teacher sends the 4 of us to the principal's office and explains what happened
>We get lectured on how sinful it was to bring a violent game that promoted "evolution" into school
>We tried not to laugh at the stupid speech because wtf this is related to history
>Also found it funny we got in trouble for the contents of the game and not distributing pirated copies
>Or installing unauthorized software onto school computers without permission
>We all get let go with a warning
>Next day we got to those same computers
>They didn't know where we hide the files and so Age of Empires II never got uninstalled

>>737360959
i had a blue one of those I would hold up to my crt tv and fuck with the colors

>highschool has a program that let's you take local college courses for credits
>finish the entire curriculum in 1 quarter
>instructor just tells me to do whatever for the rest of the year
>have an entire computer lab at my fingertips
>do hobbydev, have weekly LAN parties with other students that were actually thinly veiled multiplayer bug testing sessions
I miss those days.

>>737348027
MEET AND HHUUUHH!?

>>737361064
damn didn't know koreans posted here

>>737353520
source?

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>>737363407
>Classic 2014 memeage

>in highschool
>friend I met played RotMG in class
>emailed himself a copy of adobe flash and the game so he could run it locally on the school PC
>sent me a copy too and we played together
Good times

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>>737352904
for me, it's the kung fu kusogaki

>>737369493
Yea and then that soulless fucking story, shit is looking really bad for the younger generation.

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>Itt anons actually had a school life
Bullshit. Try being on ADHD medication from kindergarden to 11th grade leaving you social stunted and porn addicted and basically kinda retarded. Whose laughing now

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>be me
>be grade school
>be always depressed
>everything is easy but making friends
>always eventually made one true friend per grade from my class by the end of the year
>school feels less like social torture by the end of the school year
>somehow never in the same class as that friend the following year
>repeat of the same year long attempt of making at least one friend
>this goes on till 6th grade where i give up caring about school since the social isolation hurt so much
>school constantly brings me to the office to ask if i'm on drugs of not caring anymore
>told later by parents that apparently some counselor at school was making sure i never had the same class with the friend i would make because they felt it distracted me from school work

>>737347949
not a game, classmates told me to google with i'm feeling lucky (when that existed) 'the dangers of nuclear power' or something and the result was two naked chicks kissing with massive horse cocks
this was just as the teacher happened to enter the room behind me
my user was banned from school internet access for like a year, fucking bullshit

>>737370941
Let me guess, the counseler was a roastie karen female?

>>737347949
boxhead the rooms

>>737371313
i don't know, but the vast majority of teachers/faculty there was easily over 90%. it's sad how some random big brother figure in the background that i have no idea about helped mentally destroy me without them even being aware of how badly and yet they probably eat/sleep/shit without a care in the world. someone just thinking they helped a child for the greater good and that's that

>>737354713
I dont get it

A guy in my school looked up the Tulisa blowjob video and got suspended

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>>737354713
wellplayed

>>737347949
the readme for Hard Time
not the actual game, just the fucking readme

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>>737371653
>authority figures are almost entirely female for almost all of your childhood and your entire teenage years
It's honestly insane how apparently no one seems to notice how hard this fucks boys

>>737357554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlLGbZ0CcrY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-2LsE4Ci5c

>>737372416
The ratio between men and women in teaching basically flipped in just a few decades. Honestly though, can you really blame men not wanting to teach these days? One wrong move, or one that's perceived as wrong, and you're fucked for life.

>>737347949
I think the name was mancala or something close. It’s was basically a bomberman clone.

>>737347949
ultimate sonic flash

Whale wars.

>>737348045
That’s nice Timmy.

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>5th grade
>get asked by teacher during lunch to run down the hall and return textbook to another teach
>go inside
>he's sleeping on the job in one of the bean bag chairs
>run back to class
>teacher, teacher, mr anon is nappin
>she doesn't believe me
>we walk down the hall and she kicks his bag telling him to wake up
>rest of the year he gets on my case for ratting him out
heh...nothin personnell...

>>737372580
Not even a wrong move, one false accusation can absolutely ruin you. You can make sure you are never alone in a room with a student and they will still get your ass.

>>737367579
Spaniard actually, which is worse, 90% divorce rate country and everyone knows a man who has been falsely accused of either rape, sexual assault or gender violence falsely.
Literally 200k men accused of gender violence every year and less than 70% of those even reach the court, and like half of the 30% even reach a guilty verdict, but the life of the man is forever ruined and he's on the viogen registry for the rest of his life and unable to leave the country.

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>>737347949
remember the entire class was playing

>>737372802
t. retard who doesn't know how to do shit on a computer other than be a fucking retard

>>737350340
its still the same past 18. You cant do it and never get caught, but you CAN get away with it if youre sly/lucky

>end of senior year IT class
>IT teacher + admin comes in and offers extra credit for any exploits, bugs, etc students can show them.
>one kid shows them how to create a full permissions admin account
>could have mass deleted all files throughout the school, probably changed grades, etc.
>admins shocked faces

Really cool class, almost everyone had some of exploit or bug to show. They prob were better off not knowing, kek.

>>737373692
I remember in high school shop class around 2009-2010 being sort of a combination of that and IT. Our teacher trained us how to use like basic CAD and BIM commands to model all of the stuff we made in the shop. It was pretty fun.

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I always put weird/funny pictures as the desktop background.

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>>737370941
I don't like that this could be true. So I'll simply reject it entirely and avoid getting angry.

>>737370941
>this one kid is very obviously isolated and needs a social group
>I know, let's keep them isolated and miserable that'll help
???

>>737372580
why do americans ruin and destroy everything

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>>737347949
For me it was Nanaca crash, Motherload

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>be me
>be in school library
>looking up funny mario gifs to put on my shitty webpage
>this gif flashes across the screen since it's google images
>librarians catch it since they're monitoring the screens
>pull me aside to go on a tirade about how I'm a good student and that I shouldn't be looking at this kind of stuff and they pray to god I be better
>I try to explain that it was just on google images and I didn't search for it
>banned from the library

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>1st grade (2003-ish)
>mexican girl in my class
>looked exactly like a goblin, kind of like the amerimutt face
>she would steal from everyone
>stole quarters from me when I dropped mine
>stole pencils from my friend's desk when he was absent
>stole fruit snacks from a girl when she went to the restroom
>friend lends me Mario Kart Super Circuit and she pickpocketed it while sitting behind me, but a classmate took it from her and gave it back to me

>>737354713
But did turtle made it???

>>737367123
Finally an anon with non-shit friends

>>737349298
A traitor's reward
You were meant to save her btw

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>>737354713
good story

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>>737347949
Aliens vs predator 2, i managed to find some website that had a demo version of the human campaign. i didn't get in trouble though somehow

>>737374615
>In library on computer doing HS group work
>librarian kicks us out because she could see one dumbass browsing memes
>have to do it all myself at home or fail
In retrospect, Jeff probably did it to get us kicked out because he was always skipping to smoke weed. I don't think he graduated because the last I saw was a cop escorting him out.

>>737362926
Kinda reminds me of
>be middleschool dweeb
>wear glasses
>glasses go missing
>teacher assumes it was a bully and threatens severe consequences to whoever stole them
>"hey teach ain't that gonna make them not wanna give it up"
>friendly people get real angry that someone would be mean to me and steal my glasses
>teacher starts threatening worse consequences for if they don't give back the glasses immediately
>girl who had a crush on me immediately confesses and starts apologizing saying she didn't do it to be mean and didn't want to give them back because she didn't want to get in trouble
>she was a real nice person who'd never get in trouble or break school rules too
>I accept her apology but she looks terrified and gets all the detention the teacher was threatening anyways
>I start laughing loudly to the point of tears at how much detention she got because the teacher had gone over the top with how much detention she was threatening whoever stole my glasses with
Not really that amusing of a story but your post reminded me of it.

O-game, some shitty space civilization building browser game, the entire class played it exclusively during school hours as the roastie teacher was yapping on about how to open a folder kek

>>737376435
Is this some greentext AI shit

>>737376546
No his post just reminded me of back then. Why does it seem like AI?

>>737347949
my friend had brought HALO CE on a thumb drive and helped us download it on the school computer, during lunch we'd go to this one secluded computer lab that no one ever used, one day thought the 2D digital Art teacher came in setting up for her next class and caught us, thankfully she was cool and told us her schedule so we knew when we had the lab to ourselves for lunch.

>>737376801
There was some greentext stories generator that made stories exactly like yours, lots of adjectives that dont matter+random side characters with a trait and nothing happened in the end.

>>737354713
This was a hard read, dude. Work on your prose.

>>737348254
>I was there Gandalf, I was there 3000 years ago
For me it was Halo on pc. The multiplayer demo was downloadable from their site so it was every guy in the class deathmatching on Blood Gulch.

I enulated pokemon emerald back in the day

>>737348076
Our teacher caught us looking up tism fuckis.

>>737377415
So anon, what will you do for me so I don't report you to the nintendo megacorporation and they sue you for all of the money you'll ever earn in your life?

>>737362268
>Ahmed
pfffffttt

>>737347949
Anyone remember Plazma Burst? I never did beat the original…

>>737347949
metal slug 3

>>737362926
If you arent guilty, then why did everyone vote that you are? We live in a democracy, anon. ;)

Does anyone remember the flash game where you play as Mario holding a pot of water? I remember playing it around 2006.

>>737347949
half life death match

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>>737347949
i put the UT99 demo on the school server and you could install and play it in seconds on any computer on campus
was pretty rad

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>>737353382
I'm dyslexic. Spending my school years in special ed classes gave me a forever hatred for the retarded and other geneitc defects. I'm sure a psychologist will say I'm narsasitic, but when you spend your whole life being abandoned by everyone because you need a bit extra help to read while the downy kid jerks off in the middle of class and plays pokemon with thr sound at max and "he's still a gift from god" you really can't blame a mother fucker. Years of constant bullying and shaming only for those fucks to be waited on hand and foot and they literally eat their own fucking snot.

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>>737354713
fucking hell, you got me. I actually believe there are teachers stupid enough to let students take home a class pet.

>>737378529
Somewhat related but I had to take a remedial literature class because someone at staff mixed me up with another person who had the same name as me. I was the only white student and everyone else was black. They read aloud so slowly that it was like torture.

>>737347949
runescape

>>737370941
Kill all normalfaggots

Mega Man Zero. I was playing it in a little corner of the screen in my Micro-Computers class

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>This thread

>Use ctrl+alt+arrow key to rotate display in computer class
>Get yelled at and moved because I was exploring the functions of a computer in computer class
Do American schools really?

>>737379512
Childhood shit has the biggest influence on someones life besides getting send into a war as an adult

>>737349298
25 years later and you still dont think being a snitch was the problem here? lmao faggot

>>737371189
Get fucked horsecock futa looker-uper

>>737374417
america is a golem of israel
Any problem you think is created by america, or anything you think is destroyed by america, while you are correct. It's because it's an enslaved nation and they do the bidding of the great ZOG

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>>737369946
>30 year old
>younger generation

>>737380513
Yeah, sure, America is just a smol bean, it would be a force of love and kindness in the world if it weren't for that evil, evil, Israel constantly making it do bad things.

Get real, man. Not that Israel isn't garbage but America's been a shithole for longer than Israel even exists.

>>737379512
I still haven't met someone more arrogant and as much of an asshole as a uni professor who also happened to be the director of the place. Her classes were a waste of both time and money, did not answer when I had questions and insulted me when I hadn't read her mind because I didn't do something to her liking. She tried to fail me but did her job so poorly she couldn't.

>>737376435
I hope you guys have a happy anniversary

>>737347949
counter strike 1.6 and quake multiplayer. sometimes we played teeworlds.

>>737377078
There were no side characters and something did happen at the end of the story, thougheverbeit

>>737349771
You Australians are a weird bunch.

>>737378196
I bet all the black girls thought you were cute

>>737379463
THEY VERY FATE OF ALL MANKIND

>>737362926
And people wonder how people end up traumatized and distrusting of humanity.

>>737377078
>accuse greentext story of being ai
>didn't actually read it
You were in the special ed classes, weren't you?

I used to put goatse up on unused computers that were still logged in.

>>737347949
I never got "caught." We were allowed to play sim city, carmen sandiego, and oregon trail, and let me guess, you NEEDED more.

>>737378148
This poster is very dangerous to our democracy

>>737387727
>One class had old-ass computers with qbasic
>Blew everyone's mind when I showed them the gorilla game

>>737379512
you say that like literally everyone in their lives didnt have at least one cunt teacher

i did that "non-zero width whitespace" character trick on the ancient as fuck win98 machines they had in math class to make a folder that cannot be deleted, renamed or moved just to call my neighboring classmate a fag and got detention for it

i also had a private domain & FTP server which i used to install vice city on my terminal in web design class since i already knew web design from age 12 and only took that boring ass class for the easy credit. i'd be completely done with my project in 10 minutes & everyone else was struggling to write basic html for a full hour while i was running over blacks in an esperanto.

nobody had a problem with me playing that since i was helpful to other students if they just asked, but that PC did get taken out of commission next semester because they for some reason thought i installed viruses on it.

>>737352696
me and my friend used to spam the printer queue with meme shit near the end of class when everyone was trying to print their assignments to hand in

it was pretty blatantly obvious it was us since we were the only ones laughing while everyone else was fucking seething seeing nothing but pictures of Mr. T come out of the printer while they were late for their next class

when I was in college, we downloaded Steam on their PC's and would play css surf. one afternoon, we had finished our coursework and started playing to kill time and my friend's desktop locked with a ransomware image and he bugged out and yanked the power cable out the back. I turned around and my lecturer was laughing his ass off

>>737388128
I did but it really in the long run didn't affect me. It's not worth giving my headspace 15+ years later and to have it be the basis of your belief system shows that you lack development

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>>737349298
>she would be missing from school for entire weeks

>>737379551
I used to flip people’s displays upside down whenever they stepped away from the computer and watch them be utterly dumbfounded trying to fix it

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There was this fucker at my school that would use the computers to watch pewdiepie shit on youtube as loud as he could get away with literally any time he had access to a computer, it was annoying as fuck. You couldn't even study in the library because of him he'd always be there during lunch break watching happy wheels or something instead of eating.

>>737390907
Cute opinion. What youtuber gave it to you? You'd be surprised what childhood experiences have long-term, lifelong effects on your psyche.