why did she do it
He believed first and foremost the strength of the bond between humanity and Pokemon, even going so far as to allow herself to be captured by the player and added to their collection/team. In doing so, the player would act as a messianic figure to unite the warring Diamond and Pearl clans while defeating the Satan and Lucifer archetypes, Giratina and Volo, and in doing so pave the world for the eventual global harmony between people and Pokemon, as observed in the modern age.I also think it's really funny that Arceus decides to keep in contact with you through remodeling your phone into a more divine shape. The Hand of God took a look at your cellphone and said "I can make it better".
>Arceus: My child, I have designed you for the sole purpose of attracting human men. Go forth...>Gardevoir: *Holds breath*>Lopunny: *Holds breath*>Arceus: ... Octillery.
>>737354914Fisherwoman's Husband...
>>737354092holy sexo
>>737354914>shapeshifts into a human to get fuckedwhat was its problem?
Genuinely what the fuck was his problem even
I've a strong desire to type up a proper canon based on the teraleak, with the eggshell attacking Arceus and becoming Regigigas, but I'm not sure if people even know about any of this. Some seem to have made the decision that it's all fake, which, I mean, good for them, senselessly denying everything for no real reason.
>>737357658for being half-pokemon he sure was racist
>>737354092For lovander
No Anon, a degen writing FanFiction in his free time doesn't make it officially canon
>>737357775I don't think people believe they're fake, the common consensus seems to be that they're just early drafts for possible lore because they contradict official lore and even each other, so they might all as well be considered non-canon.
>>737357775>becoming Regigigas,schizo headcanon
>>737354092Because she knows what is best for human men.
>>737357879More like they explain lore already in the game that was never explained in-game, like the emblem and item descriptions that Gamefreak forgot to change.
>>737357879>old religious texts are non canon because the church doesn't acknowledge themSo?
>>737358715That's actually a great comparison. The Shepherd of Hermas would sort of be this equivalent where it was viewed as canon in the early church before being decanonized, but a lot of the traditions and beliefs held by Christians today can be explained by its existence even if no one has adhered to it for 1700 years now.
Everything in the teraleak is 100% real, because Pokémon marrying humans is 100% real, and all this leak did was explain it in more detail. The term "canon" keeps being misused because just because something isn't canon doesn't mean it's not valid.
>>737354092She is a slut for two things:>Killing shit that's also trying to kill her>White human male cock and head-patsSo she made an entire world designed to share those two perfect feelings in a safe-ish way with as many souls as she could.She is just generous like that.
>>737354092>>>/vp/go back subhuman
PUNY GOD
>>737359440
>>737358715better than something being canon simply because it was written at some point
>>737358332pokephilia is bad
>>737361098>Capital-G God in the poke'verse is Arceus>Even if you don't want to fuck this ringed llama it's okay>She's got other formes>Lots of them>Including humans if need be
tina tricked volo into letting it_ out of the distortion realm or something which was causing problems or something and quite literally the only solution was kidnapping a little boy from the futureidk i didnt finish the game as it wasnt that fun
>Pokemon lore is just the good ending to the backstory of Monster Girl Quest.>Arceus is just Ilias but nice.
>>737357879>>737359215Teraleak isn't 100% real but it's pretty obvious a lot of elements were included in Pokemon DIamond in a lesser form. Including both Cyrus and Cynthia being a stand in for Arceus and Regigigas and the entire plot essentially being a repeat of the creation myth.
Did ZA add anything to the lore? I kinda bailed after 20 minutes.
>>737363131It's a sequel to Pokemon X and Y that fleshes out some of the characters and ideas. Similar to Legend Arceus but nobody cares about Kalos.
>>737362875>that picok hear me out
>>737359215Actually I don't think that's particularly true. I think Gamefreak was trying to add some folklore stories, and those usually involve stuff like this. Crane wife, for example.This was a draft after they realized the west would throw a tantrum if they added anything even lightly suggesting anything like this, so they cut it and added the sinnoh stories instead.Except they also realized that the west would throw a fit over pokemon "marrying" so they changed it again.
>>737357859The public zeitgeist doesn't care.
>>737362875>>737363234>"They always told me Satan would be attractive."
Any place where I can easily view all the leaked reference art for the anime, or have they all been scrubbed by now?
>>737363246Just the fact that these concept went as far as the "writing it down" "and keeping it stored just in case" is pure insanity, and I love them for it. This is the finest nugget of gold any leak has ever brought.
>>737363346Apparently Volo is immortal meaning he's probabbly going to show up as a major villain eventually.
can't beat the dick.
>>737363346What happens if an Alpha gigantamaxes?
>>737363234Don't, the last time tina tricked someone, something bad probably happened. This isn't what Arceus wants. Repent.
>>737363425>Dialga and Palkia are half humansHuh....
Hypno status?
>>737363487That could've made for an awesome fucking plot twist in Explorers of Time. I wonder if Dialga was chosen to play its part before the idea was fully scrapped by mainline?
>>737363268I hate how AI can create a perfect lopunny with bobs and vagene but it can't wrap it's mind around the mega lopunny design
>>737363559Possibly? Doubt it though, Dialga was probably chosen on account of being the boxart legendary and the time travel themes.
>>737363649Missed opportunity regardless. The next game dropped the box legendary and just made a random Hydreigon god.
>>737363508Framed by Typhlosion
>>737363620Which AI? Plenty can make a Mega Lopunny just fine
>guys literally want one thing
>>737364346Does Giratina have a personality? Or is it just evil?
>>737363328>Just the fact that these concept went as far as the "writing it down" "and keeping it stored just in case" is pure insanityThey stored all kind of random shit. The folders had personal files like family and vacation photos mixed in. They really should hire a digital janny kek
>>737354092YOU WILL FALL TO YOUR KNEES, IT IS TIME TO PRAYI WILL MAKE YOU BELIEVE IN THE JUDGEMENT DAYSOUND THE HORN, BANG THE DRUMI AM GOD, I HAVE CUMWILL YOU FALL AND SUCCUMBAT THE END OF YOUR GAME?
>>737364423Giratina just fucking hates Arceus, and would do anything to fuck with Arceus. For example, trying to corrupt the young, impressionable child that Arceus brought back from the future. So the plan is ruined, I think.
>>737361096
>>737354092Because as it turns out, corrupting a goddess to become the icon of gluttony itself is rather simple once you've drawn her attention.
>>737363841Frosting mainly. Maybe i just suck at prompting
Manchild thread
>>737354092she wanted to play a funny prank on a dude and then the dude decided satan is my friend now.
>>737354092She's so obsessed with human cock that she's created an infinite amount of herself to be captured and tamed by young boys.
>>737365261>Every time a man bangs a Pokémon, Arceus feels it
>>737354092She know only human boys cum can breed mons
>>737364894post full pic
>>737364651>trying to corrupt the young, impressionable child that Arceus brought back from the futureHow horrible. How would such an act be accomplished, however?
>>737365261>She's so obsessed with human cockBlack cock specifically
>>737365632I definitely used to have it, no clue what happenedLeast there's this as a consolationhttps://files.catbox.moe/3im8ma.jpg
>>737363131AZ made another death ray, it's the Eiffel Tower and the final boss. Like it busts off the additions made to the perimeter and the steel lattices are visible.Whenever one of these death rays are fired it creates new mega stones, which is why there's new megas.Zygarde canonically rescued Lysandre from the wreckage of the first weapon and Lysandre got the same condition AZ has.Team Flare was either jailed or in hiding.Zygarde decided 100% form wasn't enough to take on the second weapon, which is why it was in Alola during Sun/Moon learning how to do a Z move.Mega Zygarde shifts the majority of its cells into a giant cannon that turns Core Enforcer into a Fairy piercing laser.AZ was present during Galar's Darkest Day.Lysandre is now a wandering hobo on a redemption arc.AZ finally dies at the end of the story.It's heavily implied Volo is immortal and alive in the present day.Trubbish are so wanting for affection they get really happy when you aim a ball at them.I think that's all the highlights. The story is basically about people coping with the consequences of poor decisions and moving forward in spite of it and it's actually well done.
>>737365963catbox is borkedlitter works i think
>>737366039https://litter.catbox.moe/usid7u1mvonkypml.jpgI was wondering why it was acting up
>>737365682Usually by leading the kid away from the light and convincing them to come back to the distortion realm where they'll be happy and have lots of time together. Away from Arceus.
>>737354092>she
>>737366652YesShe's my wife
>>737366652She has a big succulent
>>737358332>tfw no Lucario wife to boot the snoop of.It's an abstract kind of pain, Jerry.https://files.catbox.moe/jzauao.jpg
DON'T MASTURBATEBANG ME INSTEAD
>>737366652Yes, in the original myth that OP is talking about Arceus is female.
>>737357612That it felt the need to shapeshiftin the first place. It’s normal form is already hot as is
>>737366880Congrats, Tyrone
>>737368391my nigga
>>737368175why the fuck did this slut need to kidnap a kid from the future anyways, doesnt hisui have plenty of kids to groom
>>737369584Have you seen a Hisuian's hand-eye coordination let alone their fear of Pokemon? What was Arceus supposed to do with them? It would have taken years to get to the point Lucas and Dawn were immediately.
>>737354279>He believed first and foremost the strength of the bond between ________ and _________Why are japs like this
>>737368391True.Should've had more confidence in herself.
>>737370024True, god forbid Arceus kidnaps a kid that can't use his hands. Oh, and doesn't let them go back home after the problem is solved.
>>737370387Arceus' literal hourglass figure...
I like the contextualization the leak gives that the Pokemon setting is Arceus's human fetish battleretard world.
>>737370387She kept them for herself once the job was done.
>>737368240Delusional.
>>737370479Need to be more well-rounded.
arceus cry in gen 4 games: oiiiioo
>>737357829she doesnt have cool attacks or fire feet like salazzle
You're telling me THIS thing had to be locked away forever because it was so evil? I don't believe you.
>>737370387>Oh, and doesn't let them go back home after the problem is solved.This point always felt like the writers didn't think about it at all.
>>737364952use better ones like google. they are insane
>>737371119She killed billions...
I love drawing big arceus
>>737361251But Arceus is just an avatar. The actual god is still nowhere to be seen
>>737371418Thanks for being one of my best suppliers, anon
>fatfaggot subhumans with no self awareness ERPing in the thread nowFUCK!
>>737371418
>>737354092For the lulz. Arceus could have very well just made things perfect at the onset, but it NEEDED the world to go in such a direction that a descendant of its chosen race, Volo, would go on a schizo downward spiral and want to remake the universe in his own image alongside the effective embodiment of Arceus's own self-loathing in the form of Giratina.
#5845784
>>737371732>Arceus could have very well just made things perfect at the onsetShe is neither omniscient nor omnipotent.>For the lulzThat's part is true tho. The entire pokéworld is just her own amusement park / fetish-club-by-proxy.
>>737369584payback for the kid cheating the azure flute in the DP days
stop making me lust for gods
>>737372440>She is neither omniscient nor omnipotent.Existence literally only exists because she was born. She also absorbed the other aspects of her existence, the Primordial Giants, who are explicitly not Pokemon, and repurposed their essences into Type Energy, which became the foundation of other Pokemon lifeforms.
>>737372734Oh, and for the omniscience, she pulled the PLA protagonist from a future that had yet to cement itself in order to steer history in the direction of that future, which comes with the implication that Pokemon is wholly pre-ordained and that free will is a myth.
>>737371134>sent back in time and forgotten>to a time where pokemon were infamous rapistsarceus wtf
>>737372805Don't worry, she also gave the young, impressionable child a phone where she can be in contact and track him at all times.
>>737372805Guess we know that Dawn is the canon pick, then.
>>737372695
>>737366006Honestly the only Legends game I want now is Unova, gimmie that merged dragon.
>>737371134That's mostly just the consequence of "if the player gets to go home, the game is over and they don't get to use Arceus despite that being the ultimate payoff of this entire game." so they justified the game's indefinite nature as "Arceus wants to walk alongside the player for awhile as if they were any other Pokemon".Legends: Z-A kind of provides a likely answer to what happened to the protagonist through Ingo's own experience as someone displaced through spacetime, he just abruptly went "It's time. I must go now." one day in Hisui before disappearing, presumably being put back where he belongs in Unova.
>>737373247>ingo gets to go back>dawn was last sighted being forced to ride the alpaca around like a merry go round 150 years agoAZ is 3000 years old. I wonder how many arceus shenanigans he's seen. I wonder what is arceus's opinions about this guy becoming immortal and making nukes plus getting a massive walk of shame.
>>737373551>"holy shit, did this guy just reproduce the phenomenon that I gave Rayquaza as to encourage an ancient form of Human-Pokemon bonding through deific worship and make it accessible to more species? fuck yes, now more people can learn the joys of a strong bond by having it literally manifest in the form of a power-up"
>>737371160google censors bobs and vagene
>>737373658arceus I think fug just choked on a rock
>>737370759Cope post
>>737373857Arceus is god, it can manifest itself into any body it wants with a fraction of it's power
>>737354092>whyIt's a rouge psychic alien that toys with humanity for entertainment because of how dead and boring 99.99% of space is. It at best is the one responsible for sending pokemon to earth via asteroid, the real origin besides whatever world their DNA originally evolved on. It's not "god" though, and its utterly retarded to hold that belief in a society with such advanced science.
>>737354092She was feeling lonely>>>/trash/82402834>>>/trash/82402847>>>/trash/82402900
>>737373097I'd like to see a Johto (or Johto + Kanto) legends game, prequel game like PLA with the original beasts before they died or something. Or a sequel game would be cool in general I just want more Johto lore
>>737374038Humanity didn't exist until Arceus diverged a specific sect of primordial Pokemon away from Pokemonhood and into its own classification.If humans were wholly independent from Pokemon, then they wouldn't have latent PSI (all the psychics), superhuman strength (all the martial artists and folks like Drayden who literally physically spar with their mons to train them) or even the extremely rare potential to use Pokemon moves (Koko in Movie 23).
>>737354092she looks like she fucks human men
>>737374132Fair, wouldn't mind that. Seeing both towers in all their glory, the relationship between Johto and Kanto, possibly have a conflict where Kanto wants to become more advanced, while Johto opposes it, wanting to stick to traditions (which of course we know Kanto WOULD advance ahead, while Johto kept towns like Violet and Ecruteak thriving).
>>737374038>muh aliens>>737374158>muh evolutionwe need to address the eldritch elephant on the room. all 28 of them.
>>737374363Yeah a conflict revolving around tradition vs progress would be cool.
>>737359215this, N's mother was 100% a female Zoroark and clearly Ghetsis is 100% his biological father I just know GameFreak or some high exec in the big N had cold feet and change it at the last minute
>>737374158>all the psychicsThe PSI are simple mutations that came later on, likely from radiation or DNA altering (stat boosting) micro-organisms like pokerus, carried from the pokemon homeworld.
>>737357879I don't remember all the details but I'm pretty sure some of the leaked lore references giants which are also mentioned and go hand in hand with text on Arceus platesAs for human/pokemon fucking, one such folklore tale already made it to the canon so the rest of them don't seem out of line at all
>>737374415Given they have very literal direct ties to Arceus, they're the architects of language and communication, the same way you have Dialga for time, Palkia for space, Giratina for matter and antimatter, Azelf for willpower, Uxie for knowledge and Mesprit for emotion.
>>737359440Can I get a quick rundown?
>>737374637>PokerusRetconned into not existing anymore due to COVID IRL because the idea of a "helpful" virus is now incredibly controversial.
>>737374542ghetsis 100% got catfished by a zoroark. that's why he's so mad
>>737374658That's how I see it, they're the "original tongue" and the Pokemon language the games use now (meta wise as a means to not have to translate signs and the like) is something that evolved from them.
can we please have normal animals in pokemon so that pokemon can feel special? what's the fucking point of calling them "dog" pokemon, "whale" pokemon if there's no dogs or whales in the first place? if they're normal wildlife the term "Monster" means fuck all.
>>737374890it's just a classification anon, like calling species by their scientific name IRL, but in the world of pokemon, that is their scientific classificationHave some more imagination
>>737374650this one is still crazy to melike they actually flat out said "this dude had a froslass for a wife, they fucked and had kids, and when he found out she was a pokemon and she left him he still wanted her back"like man nothing else has been that fucking blatant
>>737363328It was a glorious time for /spt/>>737363234>>737363447For me it's Giratina with 6 teats>>737363131Just like the previous Kalos games, ZA has an awful story and worse characters and the game feels like it's lacking, like, half of itself
>>737375054Yes, the two Snorunt you meet are their kids, and they hold on to a half of daddy's journalSad tale, just like the original Yuki-onna, but on the other hand it confirmed human/pokemon offspring
>>737366006>Galar and Kalos 3000 years ago>Kingdoms with nukes and shit>Praise their guardian pokemon who are out in the fight with them>Sinnoh 100 years ago>Still living in mud huts>Worships pokemon as if they were untouchable godsGiratina had a point, Arceus is a retard.
>>737375382It'll be even funnier when we go back to ancient Galar, who were moving and grooving leading entire Pokemon armies like Pikmin to fight rogue Dynamax Pokemon and crafting giant Poke Balls to capture them, at least based on the initial Legends: Galar concepts from the Teraleak.
Why are all Pokemon exclusively weak to dark types?
>>737375481They're not. Dark types eat shit from bugs, fairies, and fighting.
>>737375353>it confirmed human/pokemon offspringghost pokemon gets a free pass because like half of them are human souls mad about something and they nonstop take on human forms for bullying people. but the pokemon breeding rules applying to humans is pretty whack.
>H-hey Arceus, n-now that we've defeated Tina and everything c-can I go back to my time period? Why do you keep saying things about waiting until I'm 18?
AAAAH AHHH SEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!!! POKEGIRLS SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!
>>737357775Considering some Nip was already making art of the whole thing years ago I'm pretty certain that at least in JP it's pretty well known there
>>737375562dark being weak to bug is pretty funny
>>737375663>There's a non zero chance that a alola legends game will actually commit to the nihilego lusamine fusion and give us a proper bossfight this time
Huh?
>>737369346>>737365787
>>737373097>gimmie that merged dragonFuck no. We should never see the original dragon, it'll never live up to the hype. It'd be like making a Castlevania game showing the battle of 1999 or an Elf Wars Megaman game.BW's backstory already suffers from how vague and nonsensical-sounding "ideals vs truth" is, but at least it sounds grandiose. Going back to the time of the two heroes will ineivtably turn out lame as fuck because we're not gonna get their war depicted in a satisfying way.
Am I the only one still weirded out that the mods now allow pokemon on /v/ ?
>>737376575Mods haven't gave a shit in a very long time, it's only if you post something that a mod doesn't like, like the mod with a hateboner for Umamusume, that you'll start getting nuked.
>>737374038>It's a rougeThat Arceus, she's sexy and smooth
Tina is clumsy.
>>737376575>now
>>737376731why did she do it?>>>/trash/82320459
>>737376575pokemon was never banned on /v/ just because /vp/ exists newfag
>>737376731Why did she molest cyrus when he was trapped with her?
>>737376810thats pretty bad, giratina looks awful with tits like 99% of ferals
>>737376575It's not banned from v, you can read the rules again.
>>737376829She has a thing for autistic men.
>>737376829That's just what Pokemon do when they can get away with it.
>>737376829she was trapped ALONE for thousands and thousands of years and doesn't understand personal space>>737376917thats great news for me then
>>737354092He crawled so Palworld could run.
>>737357775>with the eggshell attacking Arceus and becoming Regigigasthis one in particular is 100% true and accepted by the staff, it has a shitload of references in-game across multiple entries. PLA in particular made it especially blatant by tying Regigigas directly to the Plates
>>737363425ok but why did humans exist if time and space didn't exist, where were they
>>737376882Too bad. Legs or noodle?
>>737377154True. Celesdir is hotter too.
>>737373857Canonically a girl, canonically got impregnated by a human male, canonically got daughters out of that union.
>>737377907Celesdir and Arceus can both be wives
>>737378086this
>>737378042>google how to catch giratina in platinum>wake up with this looking down at you with an angry scowlwhat the fuck
>>737376115It's a Kamen Rider reference.
>>737374637>The PSI are simple mutations that came later onYou mean: children of psychic type pokemon fathers and human mothers
>>737376392She must have made a mistake and appointed a meeting with the wrong kid, happens when you can peer into timelines and one has got the girl a local and another where she's from the far future yet looks identical to the first
This thing was such a dangerous beast that a god had to kidnap a kid and bring him back in time.
>>737354092vagueposters should be shot
>>737374542But aren't pokemon eggs the mother's species?
>>737379792>male human + female pokemon = human child>female human + male pokemon = pokemon childSo it was written in the sacred texts.
>>737374542It makes a lot of sense why he was so angry in black and white 2 then.>>737380157I wish the anime could make their mind up about pokemon being pets or equals.
>>737380157Didn't the Legends guy fuck Froslass and get Snorunts out of itMaybe it's 50/50
>>737361098I agree, these threads are bestalist slop
>>737374750This. He found a good looking woman, they hit it off, he lost contact with her for a bit and a Zoroark saw him with her and wanted that same companionship. So she transformed into her and appeared before him. He was so happy, he probably took her to bed with him that night and then after fucking her down bad, she transformed back and he got fucking pissed he fucked a Pokemon and now couldn't tell if the woman was ever real in the first place. Then months later, N appears and he just knows that it has to be his kid with the Zoroark and he hates him for reminding him of that night.
>>737380807Bestialgem, actually
>>737380462>I wish the anime could make their mind up about pokemon being pets or equals.what's the matter, not into petplay? the poke-wives are freaks too, anon.
Need a Pokemon dating sim
>>737379637A real chad never elaborates and just leaves.
>>737378086>>737373857>>737373950>>737378121>Arceus wife.
>>737382961cannot even begin to fathom how poorly made that would be
>>737374693At the beginning of time, the DEMIURGE (Arceus) created the physical universe, entrapping all creatures in it. Regigigas, aka the agent of Gnosis Sophia, and equally powerful Pokémon of each time appeared after to end the PRISON PLANE but Arceus had already been growing in power and she KILLED and MURDERED them all, except Regigigas himself who is waiting for his power to grow large enough to free the souls trapped.
>>737374693>Pokegod hatches>Eggshells form regigigas and gang>Regigigas gets pissed at pokegod because existence is weird and scary so tries to beat it up>Pokegod wins>Regigigas now forever BETRAYED and TRAPPED to be a level 1 scrub
>>737383257>The demiurge traps us in a world with super powered and highly fuckable pokemon and encourages us to fornicateAm I meant to dislike Arceus here?
>>737383092yeah but this isn't some greentext story, it's a board where people talk with context.
>>737383347I think the eggs one, arceus got booted down, fucked humans (later in the timeline?), then came back and one, the titans were reduced to shards, except regigigas who is forced to slowly wander the world in penance like the wandering jew
>>737366652it's god, it can be any gender it needs to be
>>737374693In the beginning there was only an egg. Arceus hatched from the egg, giants came from the eggshell itself. Giants didn't like existing, they tried kicking Arceus's ass. Lost badly, as they lost Arceus got stronger by turning them into plates. Only Gigas is left, gets BETRAYED AND TRAPPED by Arceus. Arceus liked the battle so much it create created Pokemon who have a natural WAKU WAKU. Also Arceus somewhere along the line did get injured and had sex with human men
>>737382961Palworld beat them to it
>>737383486isn't that just in dev hell?
>>737383384Brother isn't even aware of how those greentext stories are made.
>>737383680It was an April Fools joke a year or two ago that Palkeks thought was real because it's all they have to cling to other than talking about how much better Palworld is in Pokemon threads unprompted.
>>737383364somebody make pic rel but with Regigigas
>>737383874lapras PUSSY
>>737383823Isnt it on Steam?
>>737383874Not entirely sold on Octillery but I'd let Lapras wrung me freeze dry...
>>737383874lapras feels like it was a japanese psyop solely invented to fuck my brain up since childhood, the nation of japan MUST say sorry
>>737383979Sorry?It's me who should be saying thank you.
>>737383364Yes that's how Gnosticism works
>>737383347>be nothing>feels good man>[...]>be something>what the FUCK>this shit SUCKS>The Creator is right there in front of you>They are the only one that could've done this>violently attack God for accidentally (You)'ingpretty relatable actually i can understand where regifag is coming from
Pokemon is like MGQ, except Illias is also Goku and has better taste in girls.
>>737383743whose brother are you talking about
>>737384251Pokemon are natural subs though.
>>737384050well i'd be more thankful if lapras was real, but for now all i can do is imagine
>>737354092Did the apocalypse in Pokopia involve this bitch? We see so many legendaries who have no idea what happened to the humans, I feel like the Sinnoh quartet might have known something was up or even played a part in it. It's utterly bizarre that the implied environmental disasters had fuck all to do with Kyogre, Groupon or Rayquaza. If we ever get a sequel, I want to build a quaint, little habitat for god.
>>737384405So is Goku
>>737384390UNDERAGE B&KILL YOURSELF
yeah uhhh ill take being anally vored and absorbed into the godly ass of arceus for the rest of time
>>737384512wait for the next life anon(You) are gonna get isekai'd to your favourite region with your pokemon partnerArceus is reading this thread. trvst the plan
Arceus' strongest soldiers
>>737382961Best I can do is Flaming Flagon.
>>737384640I won. Thanks for playing.
>>737383940Yeah sure, go download it and report back.
>>737363040huh, yeah it is. It's just MGQ but without a random universal fuck you in the form of Alice.
Wow, this Arceus chick sounds really cool and fun. You should totally keep gushing on about how great she is, haha.
>>737373832oh right. use the grok one with the pasties or opacity boxes as censors
>>737374890there were some until the series became mainstream. i guess they wanted to relate nature with pokemon themselves with gen 3 & 4
>>737372937>Guess we know that Dawn is the canon pick, then.WrongArceus send back BOTH Dawn and Lucas and forced them to change their names to hide that fact
Reminder that Arceus did nothing wrong, existence is good, and if you don't like it, you can just kill yourself. Fuck Reginigger.
>>737386475Arceus didnt let me invite mars in my summer house when i donated 1 million pokedollars
Do you think human Arceus looks like Cynthia?
>>737386601Stop digging.
>>737383145>>737386601
>>737385412Images like this one make me feel sad.
>>737379792>But aren't pokemon eggs the mother's species?That's pokemon x pokemon matingHuman x Pokemon mating results in the child being the father's species
>>737380556The guy was already half-ghost type at the time so he counted as a pokemon instead of a humanWhen he got better his typing changed
>>737386601>Do you think human Arceus looks like Cynthia?yeah
>>737386601>Do you think human Arceus looks like Cynthia?other way around - Cynthia takes visual cues from human-form Arceus
>>737387445but why?is cynthia even aware she's one of the hottest bitches in the world
>>737387127>ywn carry your lucario home to rest after a long day of training.
ayooo who want they laprussy ate?
>>737387909>is cynthia even awareno, that's the best part. she's too busy dorking out about ancient poke-ruins
>>737387924>ywn be stabbed by lucario when it hugs you
>>737388050The evil and foul demiurge made it so pokemon can't really hurt humans accidentally precisely for this reason.
>>737387307>the human male seed dominates any egg it touches>>737388050>tfw awkward sex positions to accommodate pokemon bodyshapesArceus tests the bravery, strength, and ingenuity of all Her trainers.
I'm surprised in all the degenerate autstic people out there nobody's bothered to make a full fan game with detailed sex scenes with at least their favorite pokemob.
>>737388441the problem is post-nut clarity kicks in and they stop what their doing
>>737388539Hopefully AI will get good enough eventually. I'd love to just plop in "give me a game where I fuck all the horse pokemon"
>>737388441great way to get raped by nintenlawyers desu
>>737388945it actually is. but you still need to get the art and polish the code so it works
>>737388945do you prefer twilight sparkle or rainbow dash?
>>737388947The key to any fangame is shut the fuck up and release it when it's done. Or at least post on places like here where the DCMA fairies can't get you. All the retards putting up trailers in public places are dumb.
>>737388945AI can produce videos now. That's almost as good.
>>737389018>shut the fuck up and release it when it's done.a totally lost art in the modern age. kids these days are doing it for discord clout and reddit retweets.
>makes her husband into 3 shota pokemonsWhat was she thinking?
>>737389685come on. you know why.
>>737389685triple penetration, bro.
>>737376541>It'd be like making a Castlevania game showing the battle of 1999 or an Elf Wars Megaman game.When you put it that way... yeah I guess. Dam, they really did take too long to make that 1999 game.
'twas a good leak
>>737388441I mean there's pocket campfire but that's the closest we've gotten.
>>737391326i always go for gardevoir and umbreon to befriend them in my tent
>>737354092>why did she do itReally, really bored.
>>737385807I like the way Suecra thinks!
>>737357658the actual fuck is this shit
>>737388441I've played like 6 games like that.My favorite was Monstermind.
>>737374693regigigas doesn't do anything quick
>>737380807>I agree, these threads are best>>737380157>>737380556If a human could breed Arceus herself to conceive god-like beings of space and time, then the sky is the limit, or there is no limitNow we just need an occurrence of hybrid children>>737383145Thanks for posting that pic, I would've assumed it would get janny'd
>Just remember, you must help me overthrow the whore god. Now let's get some ice cream.
>>737392293The idea that the Regis are made in the image of some being that were stronger and came before them is quite interesting
I worship the real god. This one wouldn't kidnap a kid from the future, I bet.
>>737392293I'd play a fangame where you have to capture the 18 titans
>>737389018>The key to any fangame is shut the fuck up and release it when it's donethat's the key to a lot of products success. back in the newgrounds days, people would announce they were making a cartoon, then they'd get zero engagement or hype, and then lose all interest in finishing it. very few people are going to hype some tiny indie project unless the developer is already well known.
>>737383874>>737383920>>737383979
>>737354861>game is set in 1800's japan>btw heres a modern tabletIm supposed to believe this game was better written than PL:Z-A?
>>737392504It's more that we wouldn't even know about all the projects that weren't announced and were cancelled. We only know about those announced.
>>737368391>literally has an ability called suction cups>it succs your cupIt also has moody which is incredibly fitting because women. ignore Sniper
>>737392638i mean it was god sending you back in time so yes
>>737392293>Now let's get some ice creamregice is right there, isn't that a bit insensitive?
>>737392724>uhh its okay cause god said soDont @ me you stupid faggot
>>737392534Yeah but they aren't real, there's the problem, and scientists appear to be making little progress on making them real.
>>737392721>spoilershe breathes through her skin, so you can plug her blowhole without fear.
>>737370243Patrician Kino. Western stories jut fallShort most of the time.
>>737392768yeah, any human fucking horse creature that lives outside of space and time is ok in my book
>>737354092You're Almighty Sinnoh's chosen champion, simple as that.
>>737354092Just started up Legends Arceus yesterday and I'm a bit surprised about the tone not being so happy go lucky like proper mainline, niggers are straight up threatening to throw out into the harsh wilderness where they don't even imply but straight up say you'll die there. Some actual facial expressions during cutscenes also feels like a breath of fresh air after gens 6 to 8.
>>737354092Can't beat the cock, man
>ITT permavirgin loser men literally circlejerk with each other as they erp as slutty female animalsHmofaggotry is the gayest fetish
>>737354092>the pokemon world is all about pokemon battling, humans bonding with pokemon, and those two things being strangely interconnected>the first things arceus did in life was battle the titans and then be cared for by a human>the state of the world is informed by its god's formative memories they perfectly justified the setting via some obscure lore that was too clever to be canonized
>>737394923I suggest you check the FF7 thread it pales in comparison to this one in gayness
>>737388945Kill yourself.
>>737395609Need a Cyrus version of the angry man who enters threads he doesn't like just to complain.
>>737359440>>737374693>>737361083>>737387667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKwVFWwA_x8Never forget his name!
>>737383145>THE pokemon god takes a human form>literally CynthiaSEX!!!! WAAAAAAAGH!!! SEX!!! OREWA SEKKUSU SURU JAREOREGAORE JISHI GA SHINO SEKKUSU RI NARIJASEX!!!!
>>737396349YAMERO TAKESHI
>>737388006There need to be more fictional women who look ultra-sexy & mysterious but are actually just huge nerds.
>>737383145Saltyoxidium should never ever draw giratina again, only fuck that face is hideous
>>737392293>the whore god.Is regigas deep into incel ideology or something? The pokemon girls are free.
MEMES AND PORN
>>737398385I don't get why anyone would think this is a bad thing.
>>737398385That's like every fandom ever
I didn't mean any of the posts I made in this thread.
regirock is based
>>737392872I wonder how it felt for Pikajota and other dedicated Lapras fuckers when the leak happened, that must've been a whole new level of vindication>Yeah but they aren't real, there's the problem, and scientists appear to be making little progress on making them real.God blessed us with the ability to imagine Pokémon and cursed with their non-existence
>>737399364hmmmmmm
>>737374693
The least scientists can do is spend literally all of their budgets (all scientists) on uplifting dolphins or orcas or something (not apes) so I can at least experience what it feels like to have another species on this planet capable of deep communication.Not that I am capable of that, of course.
>>737361083>have to watch your brothers turn into paperweights>spend the rest of your life trying and failing to recreate themregigigas... had a hard life...
beta arceus is kino, LA should have added a form that's just a formless cloud of light or something
>>737400480betagigas is not quite as kino
>>737371885s-sand??
SEX WITH FAT POKEMON BELLIES!I prefer male ones, but still.
>>737400480>LA should have added a form that's just a formless cloud of light or something
>>737400704
>>737383840
>>737400389WAR BROKE OUT IN HEAVEN
I remember the weird pokemon manga where people could transform into pokemon hybrid things and a guy absorbed the power of god and could become any pokemon instead of just becoming arceus. it was weird
>>737401657ooh yeah, I vaguely remember this it was by the time X & Y and mega evolutions were about to be released, right?
>>737376575Pokemon was never banned from /v/ at all, it's the same situation as /vmg/. /vp/ was created to stop page 0 and 1 from being nothing but Erika, Misty, Sabrina, and friend code trading threads which worked effectively and most people moved to /vp/ because there was now a place to discuss something that popular with ease without a fifth of the board being solely Pokemon threads.Years later /vg/ would exist because of the game thing since /lolg/ and /ksg/ threads started taking up a lot of page 0 again, though at this point people were more often than not using catalogs instead of the normal way of browsing via pages so it wasn't as big of a deal, but they wanted to nip it in the bud because at points where were like three /lolg/s on page 0.
>>737401657I strangely remember that manga too. It was pretty bog standard shonen, but the premise enthralled me. The MC was able to become zekrom, I recall.
>>737400546You take that back you liar.>>737401192Kino.
>>737402115Yeah, also had a cute Emboar loli
