https://www.nintendo.today/en-US/contents/77976db9-6256-4c4f-987e-59d40cc85dc4
god damn it i don't want to install nintendo todayis it just the launch date or is there a trailer?
>>737363625There's a trailer as well
>>737363625Wait 4 minutes and they will post it on Yt
>>737363585>what if Salmon Run, but it's just youYeah I dunno about this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaag4cVKOo8
>>737363585>Splatoon but with an actual worthwhile single playerOk Nintendo you got me, please don't pull GKC
>single player SplatoonNobody asked for this. Splatoon is a serious competitive eSport.
>It's uphttps://youtu.be/Jaag4cVKOo8
>>737364674>>737364072Slow ass squid
>>737364802That was, like, so not fresh of me.
what if we sell dlc as a full prize title?
kiss shiver on the lips til i ink
Why the fuck do we still have plots revolving around stupid fucking pop idols?They could actually be introducing new characters relevant to the lore but instead we keep getting this "they're divas and badass too!" bullshit
>>737365106Shut up retard. Beloved Idols are the face of Splatoon.
>>737365202They're fine as hub/stage announcers, but I want to see more underground octoling characters, or the cuttlefish brigade or whatever they were called. It would have been nice to have grizz have a bigger presence than just showing up at the end. Instead we get really inane dialogue of washed up cunts trying to be funny
>>737365106>divasanon, Deep Cut are literally bandits from bumfuck nowhere
>>737364959How long does it take you to ink?
>>737365435i wanna kiss shiver for 3 hours straight til i leak my ink everywhere
so it's bowser's fury?
>got raped and gaped in the real thread>so he's making a new one where he can talk alone with his bff deen and spread 500 post of self shitting misinfo alone, away from the real players sight
>>737365751That would be a very messy situation.
>>737364959the models are more detailed for sure but we lost a lot of the shininess there. the trailer looks dull. even the water and sky boxes look really basic.
>>737363585I've never seen anyone talk about this splatoon game in /v/It's always just some lewd image spam in threadaWhat's the point of a new game when none play it lol
I didn't follow anything is this for switch 2 only?
buy her game
>>737366406nigger, I made this thread around the same time as the other one. calm your ass down.
>>737367704>I've never seen anyone talk about this splatoon game in /v/really eric? that's the sort of bullshit you will spam from now????
>>737367717Yes
>>737367825goodbye then
>>737367809post a screenshot from a match you have played or just play time hours
But Deep Cut, I want to pilot the Mecha!
Made for BMC: https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1927/804a3947b63b6925b913117ce4a1b3a3.jpeg?15897507
>>737363585Game looks like shit. And another extraction shooter? Even Nintendo isnt confident it will sell ($50 lol)
>>737367936>extraction shooterokay dumbass
>>737367929>boobstouristfag go away>>737367923i want frye to pilot me
>>737367936You didn’t even watch the trailer
>>737366406You are mentally ill lmfao
>$99 to play a 15 hour game
>weapon>gadgets>relic powers>tank>bot buddyThere’s going to be a ton of build options
>>737368110Is Sony releasing a new game finally?
>>737368062and yet here you are again after the other thread is autosaging, reposting the same schizo shit.
>>737368110The Shiver and Frye sex mini-game makes it worth the price.Hopefully they put that into Raiders as well.
>>737363585>Another barefoot loli game>Comes out on my birthdayI can't stop winning
>>737367929off model = death
so why isn't this just dlc
It's basically mixing Salmon Run with Side Order, which sounds like a winning combination.
>>737363585This isn't what I was promised!I was promised;>Car on car combat a la Mad Max >Drive by raids >A complex slave trade simulador where me and my woomis go out into their lands to kill their women and kidnap their children Also why bring back the worst idols?
>>737364072Are we going to have a single set of feminized animations for the player regardless of their gender?
>>737368284why don't you just kill yourself?
>>737367809I'm not wrong though look at this.>>737367929 Splatoon threads are just coomer spam threads. No one plays this game in the west.
>>737366406>>737367809Please.PLEASE stop giving the niggers attention.They'll latch onto these threads lije abarnacle andnever be removed.IGNORETHEBAITYOUTWATS
>>737368303So they’re charging $50 for the extraction game mode?
>>737368303Side Order was ass though.
>>737363585Fag/women/pedophile franchise. Skipped
>signle player splatooni asked for this, i dont NSO or any kind of online paywall
>>737365106Because music is a central part of Splatoon's culture so everything has to center around the people that make music, devs go out of their way to make lore for non idol bands. It all comea back to Calamary Inkantion.
>>737368351they have been doing this shit for nearly two decades. they aren't just going to stop because people ignored them. they latched on the moment info about the game was posted.
they're all gonna be sweaty and dirty. imagine them grooming the mechanic
>>737368381This.Didn't hold a candle to OE
>>737363585I've never played a splatoon game in my life but this looks pretty cool. Am I wrong?
I'm fucking Splatting bros
cloth custom is there, hopefully it keeps the "wasteland" theme 3 failed to have in the end.With some later biomes allowing fancier stuff (salmon world fashion? hawaiian tiki stuff? alien futuristic atlantis stuff? coconut bra? )
>>737368351You don't play this game faggot.Post play time hours.You are just a stupid coomer.
>proper melee weaponsok it's a must buy for me, the ink axe got me>BUT SPLATANA1. It's shit2. It still fires ink at range
built for hotglue
>>737368326>A complex slave trade simuladorWrong splatoon game anon.
So when will Fire Emblem release? June? August? September? June and August do not sound likely because those are important months in FEH; June has book midpoint movie and the first summer banner and August has the CYL banner
>>737368591she's ugly without her make up
>>737368595>Thinking FEH has anything to do with mainline Fire EmblemCome on now.png
>>737368591>She even has a net for catching Inkling Boy Mechanics.
>>737368523
>>737368595>FEHnigga nobody cares about that anymore
So this only really appeals to people who like that shitty salmon run mode?
>>737368284Yeah! In fact, why can't there only be one game in existence, and every subsequent game be DLC?Every game should be DLC for Pong.
>>737368679They can just turn into squids and phase through the net like grating.
>>737368381>>737368475Tastelet retards
>>737368693>So this is only for people who like the best mode in Splatoon?Yeah. I guess so.
>>737368523>splatting brosThat's pretty gay, anon...
>>737368627She's a natural beauty.
>>737368671>>737368687Isn’t FEH the backbone of modern FE discussion now? On /vg/ and Twitter nobody really talks about FE stuff other than FEH and Edelgard inflation
>>737368503The games are excellent. The ink mechanic is the biggest innovation to shooters in decades
SEX
>>737368693It's salmon run for children. They made it easier.
Remember when Nintendo had directs? I remember
>>737368829>discussionThat's not what drives sales>Edelgard inflationThis however....
>>737368591More like built for day one dlc. Think it’ll be egregious like metroids was?
>>737368829>On /vg/ and Twitter
>>737363885I'm 100% on this.Team is the worst part, they're so fucking useless.
Yeah, Shiver's great and all, but where's Marie?
>>737368893(You), don't spend it all in one place.
>>737368885>directs are just 3rd party sloppy seconds now>what little nintendo outputs these days just gets shadowpooped on their app>modern nintendo fans still throw money at them
>>737368834I just never understood it. It didn't click with me. Is the point to have the most paint on the map at the end of the match?
>FREEDOM.
>>737363585>Rated for fearWhat's that?! A-a-a SQUID?! BROS, IM LOSING MY MIIIIIIIND!!!!
>>737363585I like what I see so far, there will be 4 player co-op too.HOWEVERWhy do they use the worst idols?
>>737368872>hey squiddo wanna ss?
>>737368930Dead by now, giant squid only lived 5 years, evolved squid are probably only 25 or so years.
>>737369013That's a kid.
>>737368893Just get one of the amiibo emulator things and never care about getting one unless you actually like it?
>>737368885Who the fuck cares how they announce games? If you care more about game announcements than actually playing games than you need to kys
So are Inkling/Octoling clothes made of solidified ink or something? Why do they merge into forma de calamaro?
>>737369013Squidaphobia mode when?
>>737369018But they aren’t using Pearl and Marina?
>>737369086Cope retarded faggot.
>>737369086Don't give attention to the seething retard, xe'll burn xerself out in due time.
>>737363585>50$ digitalMore evidence that the variable pricing IS NOT a "physical tax". Eat shit you dishonest faggots.
>>737363585Why is this 50 dollarsThis makes me concerned
futuregods won.
>>737369086But I can't make react videos to upload to youtube now :(
the submarine better be used for underwater segments.
>$50
It's Salmon Run, but without the shit Weapon rotations and trash Teammates.It's perfect.
>>737369165your concern trolling is noted.
who else watched the trailer while listening to kpop?
>splatroon
>$50throwaway dogshit
>>737369147Okay tranny
>>737369195>without trash teammates>he doesn't know the deep cut salmon run lorefrye gets constantly killed by smaller salmonids, shiver doesn't do anything but revive frye and big man only collects eggs
>/v/ will now pretend that directs were never good
>>737369201Ok tranny
>>737369259>big man only collects eggsAlready better than any teammate in multiplayer.
>>737369259I wonder if they chose Frye to be the one who dies because she’s ugly as shit and Shiver isn’t. That makes sense.
>>737369259So, THAT'S why they're in the Mecha.
>$50Lmao Nintendo shovelware
>>737363585Looks like a Wii U game. Only tendies eat this trash up.
>>737369161>>737369165>>737369193>>737369238>all these posts about the price all at the same time E33 was cheap and it was goty.
>>737369238>70$: Nintendo over charges! Boycott them>50$: Nintendo only makes cheap shovelware!Damn, this game really has you faggots seething for some reason. Who pissed in you cereal this morning?
Why did she do it
>>737369310no you retard, it's because of her personality, she's constantly on the attackalso ur gay
Salmonids don't deserve the right to exist.
>all these seething snoyswhat having a no games barrierstation does to a motherfucker.
>>737369339e33 was dogwater
>>737363885>salmon run without your useless retard teammates
>>737363585>not delayed to 2027>confirms Nintendo made digital games cheaper Snoyjeets on suicide watch
>>737369339But Splatoon will never be GOTY worthy, its gay and cringe hence why they charge retards a premium
>>737368351Ignoring them does nothing, they'll just self reply and shit up threads with or without (you)s.
>>737369310>>>/pol/
>>737363885>what if Salmon Run, but it's just you
>>737369413>50 dollars is a premium
>>737369367God i wish shiver would ink on me..
>>737369413>50 dollars premiumI know snoys are poor and brown, but come on.
This game looks very bad, unlike Marathon. The pulse pounding extraction shooter from the award winning developer Bungie and Playstation Studios. This message was sponsored by SIE.
>yoshi doesn't count, it's a smaller game, they're actually increasing the prices of the games>splatoon raiders doesn't count eitherok so what counts
$50 is a small price to pay for all the post-game Marie content.
>>737368930Too busy in the inkmines.
>>737369405>YAAAASSS shovelware on the no gaems console
>>737369362I don't have any coherency to my beliefs, I change them depending on who I want to piss off on this website. Please understand.
>>737363885>solo salmon runDon't threaten me with a good time
>>737369486post-game deep cut orgy*sorry pastfag but your victory was used as an aesthetic for the salmonids
>>737368981That’s only the point in the casual mode. But the ink mechanic itself intuitively incorporates stealth, reloading, map control, special charging, movement, health regen and team play. It’s genuinely brilliant game design
>>737369517That's what I said when they announced Marathon, don't quote my posts.
>>737369393It wasn't. It was great. I undersold it by just saying goty. It was game of the decade.
>>737368449They'e soundly been ignoring splatoon threads.Ignore. Them.Dumbass.Yes they'll be here TRYING to shit up threads for 2-6 months.Just.Ignore them.They will get bored and go back to zelda, mario, pokemon, etc.Ignore the niggers.
>>737369517but enough about the Barrierstation
>>737369413But enough about Saaaaaros being $70 + tip
>>737369484Nothing counts until it's mainline Mario, Zelda (OOT remake counts), or Smash Bros
>>737369413>premium>$50Bitch nigga you can work a day as a part time dishwasher and pay for it, good job telling everyone you a broke ass nigga
he's melting faster than a squid in water now.
>>737369530I don't want to have sex with Big Man.Pre-order cancelled.
>>737369615Those won't count either because [arbitrary checkbox]
>splatkino
>>737369580they won't ignore them retard.Splatoon is getting a new game, that's enough for them to shit up any threads that get made now.
>>737368503Shoukd try the main games, 3 is still lively. Though full of try hards.But this will be a realky solid introduction yes.
>>737368930>>737369486>>737369501There's no Callie and Marie. This is a Deep Cut game. The Squid Sisters will be back in Splatoon 4, where they'll lose the spotlight to Off the Hook again.
>>737369639big man sits on the chair
You guys think Squid Ink Pasta is a dish in the splat verse?
>slop33 flopped and plopped
>>737369615Zelda then gets seethe threads.
>>737369593Pfff what in the hell does that game have to do with this pedocore game? MUH SNOYYYYS
>>737368595August most likely>muh mobile slopLulLmaoWho cares.August is likely and let's duskbloods have october.
>riding around on big manlmao, I love that retard
>>737363585>>737364072So it's just single player Salmon Run? Meh
>>737369732>snoy seethingJej
>>737369707>order squid ink pasta>if you don't eat it fast enough the ink just disapear
>>737369517Case in point. Full on suicide warch
>>737369713That game was easily worth $70. Fucking mario kart was $80 and that game was dogshit.
>>737369615Even Zelda and Mario doesn't count if they're shit or try to be innovative The eternal goalpost of the snoy
>>737369707Only for the most kinky ones, so you know Shiver eats it daily
>>737369802>UE5 ghosting mess with bland characters and a passable but generally derivative combat system is worth a clean 70Nah
>>737369707Wouldn't that be like those crazy women who make bread with menstrual blood?
>>737369768new spam shitpost aquired
>>737368381Pretty much. OE took skill and thinking to get through it. SO just felt like brute force and luck (if you lacked the skill).
>>737369615Mario, Zelda, Smash will be $80 physical, $70 digital instead of both being $80
>>737368981Sometimes.Yuh.But like the other anon said ink is used for everything.Better movement options, sneaking up on opponents, refueling ammo, cutting off enemy escape routes, getting specials, etc.
>>737369854Do you tend to shoot menstrual blood from guns? And/or regularly dive into it?
>>737369707Wasn't there a lore bit that came out with the robo ramen map that a popular topping for the ramen is ink?
>>737369842There are tons of games charging you $70 that are worse than e33. The point is, a high price tag doesn't equal high quality.
>>737368353is it really an extraction mode
>>737369669Sex with Frye
>>737369631>squid in water>meltingum, retard tendie?
>>737369913Inklings are freaks.
>>737369802It's not even worth taking a fat stinky shit on because it is already a fat stink shitMario Kart is an absolute timeless masterpiece and will go down as a classic while slop33 will be remembered as a jornoshill flop and slop
>>737368595>FEHNobody cares about this anymore since reddit took over and chased away all the real fans
>>737369902They're squids. Where else would the ink come from?
>>737369615>>737369879I expect OoT remake to be $70/$60 since it’s a remake.Just like Raiders is $60/$50 because it’s a spinoff. Splatoon 4 will be $70/$60
>>737369914>high price tag doesn't equal high quality.Which means Raiders will be great.
>>737369195I really, really, truly, hooe the splatana stamper can be found early. It's alk I need.Hopefully can upgrade it to grizzco rape tier too.If it's locked to a late game zone imma be pissed
>>737369918no dumbass
>Singleplayer Splatoon gameI'm surprised it took this long.
>>737368591>sarong is clearly made of rattan or whatever hard fiber that matches the abandoned tropical vibe>"why isn't it transparent?!"
>>737369960>Where else would the ink come from?Their ink sac? It is a real thing you know. Though Inklings and Octolings seem to be wholly made of ink.
>>737369913>this Ramen tastes so much better when I put my bodily fluids in itWhat is wrong with them?
>>737369956>This post>Calling anyone else a shillCome on now. I've still never heard of the amazing features they say justified the inflated price tag.
>>737369940thanks for admitting that you don't play the games.
>Big Man heard you weren't being nice to each other.
>>737369959t. redditor who browses reddit daily
>TOTAL>FRYE>DOMINATION
It's not open world, right?The map and crafting aspect gave me flashbacks of how Nintendo's IPs lately seem to all get BOTWfied.Is this another victim or am I retarded
>>737369362>knows its bait>replies anyhowPlease dont. Anon. Please show self control.Plus the release date killed amnother narrative 'muh no gaymes lulmao' abd cheap price killed 'muh greedtendo' narrative
>>737369362cant be pirated so they're seething
>>737369935>tfw you live long enough for her to star in a spin-off game despite majority of /v/ hating her back in 2022it feels good to be vindicated
>>737370060no, it's level based or "open zone"
>>737370015It's still one of their bodily fluids. Would you rather me compare it to them spitting in your mouth? Don't answer that.
>>737370048More like reality but keep projecting retarded nigger.
>>737370060yes you are retarded
>>737369375Li'l Buddy bros....
>>737370060Kill yourself retard
>>737370072she is coasting off her costars
>>737369707It literally is, they confirmed it when they revealed Robo ram-en
>>737370037The price is justified because it isn’t an ugly ue5 melodramatic trash journobait
>>737370138she's literally carrying the entire group with her voice alone
>>737369940wew lad
>>737369935Sexo
>>737370082>Don't answer that.I won't for both our sakes
>>737370072Can't wait for her to be even further overshadowed by Shiver.
>>737370005I mean every game came with a single player campaign so I guess they didn't see the need to until now
>>737370109Lil Buddy grew up, returned to the sea, just to come back and get shot in the face.
>>737369707
>>737370060>The map and crafting aspect gave me flashbacks of how Nintendo's IPs lately seem to all get BOTWfied.Name 1 besides mkw. Mp4 does not count because it's desert was far more similar to the classic overwolrd formula of past zelda games, and it was nothing like botw.
>>737370189>boobstourist detected
>>737370164So no, you can't explain why mkw was worth $80. Thanks for trying.
>>737370189Poser
>>737370160>ywn shoot ink into your squid gfs noodles to enhance the flavor
>>737363585You can adventure on your own in Splatoon Raiders, but you can also bring up to three other players in on the action, near or far. Don't worry about balance or difficulty—whether you team up with friends or go solo, it all evens out!
>>737367980I mean it kinda might be. Your retrieving loot from an island. But the trailer doesnt really show the collection process other then the mech digging some crystal. Im not expecting extraction shooter inventory management. But It could be that the waves just keep getting worse until you escape.
>>737369656It'll be a few months but if we don't engage they'll move on in time.Stop. Fucking. Engaging. Just wait them out they'll get bored if nothing bites such low effort bait.
You have to collect all of the eggs.
>>737370220>Name 1 besides mkwDoes that count? It's not even an open world racing game ala Forza Horizon, there's discreet circuits and the open world aspect is just a free roam mode.
>>737370250I just did and your puny estrogen poisoned mind couldn't handle facts
Also not a game-key
cute
>>737370296that's a pretty generic cover art
>>737370296>>737370306Agent R is the cutest one yet.
>>737370296b-but, our narrative... oh no
>>737370293>Justifying a game's inflated price tag by comparing it to a game $30 cheaper that came out later
>>737370224IT's a tight wrap. Any true fan would know this.
>>737370296why her forehead so goddamn big
They won
>>737370306that's the face of someone who is doing all the work while the spoiled idols just laze around all day
>>737370025Wait till you hear about American chocolate.
>>737370306I want to keep this as my hairstyle.
>>737369362soemone told me this is a dlc being overpriced. yes it's retarded
>>737370296>anti-fryefags will have to buy a game with frye's forehead on the coverfryefags truly won>>737370352stop coping, if you don't like her being flat then you don't like her at all.
>>737370015>Though Inklings and Octolings seem to be wholly made of ink.They are not.And the devs have been quite clear on it. Why do you tards still push this idea?
Remember when side order was hyped here for a year by two avatarfaggots?But when they played it they suddenly stopped talking about it kek
>>737370306kinda sad you can't just keep the messy hair, it's really cute
>>737370306She looks like she stinks
>>737370427>Why do you tards still push this idea?Because I actually didn't know, I'm not entirely in the lore know. Sorry anon-sama.
>>737363585Reminds me too much of Side Order. Hopefully it's better than that.
>>737370349slop33 isn't worth it's inflated price tag, the hrt has scrambled your brain
>>737370371Beer also has butyric acid but you don't hear people talk about it.
>shit, we can't doompost, quick, compare it to side order!!!real subtle
>>737370352This is canont. true fan
Snoy is big mad goddamn
Game looks cool, unfortunately Splatoon 4 probably ain't coming till at least 2028. On the positive side, it's fairly cheap.
>>737370296Pokopia is the exception to a first party title getting the GKC treatment and that's because it was developed by KT. All other first party Nintendo games will be fully-installed.
>>737370275Of course Mr. GRizz. As always.>>737370263Curiius about this.Will more players simply up salmon spawn rates, or affect other things too?
>>737370503$50 is not an inflated price. It could easily have been sold at $70 and no one would've batted an eye.
Give me bikini Marie or give me death.
>Every night the Mechanic has to build defenses to keep Shiver and Frye from breaking into their room.
So this is Nintendo's answer to concord?
>>737364072this looks like a ton of fun.
>>737364145>GKC?
>>737370617it's splatoon so it's guaranteed to sell in one region, so it can't be an answer to concord
>>737370604Looks like she fell into a dumpster then didn't pick the shit out of her hair.
>>737370604>"Shiver, Frye, stop gluing stuff to my hair!"
>>737370617Brothership.
>>737370591I should get paid for suffering through the abysmal dogshit that is slop33
>>737370360I wish they stopped with the negro pandering, Marina is ok but I am fatigued on seeing them everywhere
>>737370604Micro plastic hair.
>pokopia $60 200 hour game>Tomodachi life $50 300 hour game >Raiders $60 15 hour gameoof
>Directs are fucking deadEnd of an era.The casual news drops don't generate nearly as much hype but it beats sitting through bullshit nobody cares about in directs.
Jesus these shitposts are really fucking scattershot, guess he's trying to figure out his strategy for the coming months since this completely blindsided him.
>>737364072How does this game look worse than the last entry? Isn’t this supposed to be much better hardware?
>>737369339>>737369567>>737369802>shilling Epsteindition 33 in a random ass Splatoon threadGrim.Notice how actual organic GOTYs don't have to do this.
>>737370296Yuh no shit.Nintendo stated all of their first and second party published titles will be real carts.And they continue to affirm this.>>737370371Don't look into many European cheeses that also use that acid. You dumb fuck.It's literally just a chemical found in nature.
>>737370681>Tan with frecklesI'm in love.
>>737370432Nope, just remember playing and enjoying side order, cause the schizos in these threads don’t live in my brain
>>737370581Unless they're making Animal Crossing on the side Is imagine most of the team is working on Splatoon 4 already.
>>737369768>he never played salmon run beforeit shows
>>737370664Same for the piece of shit that is mario kart world.
>MUH HOYPEthe brownoidification is complete
Amiibos are $25 each, and they sell them individuallyThe 3 pack bundle will probably be $60-$70
>>737370634Game Key Cards. S2 cartridges are limited in their file sizes, so if your game can't fit in them, you can download the rest through a one-time internet download. Also>>737370296
>>737370556>>737370569STOP. FEEDING. THEM.DISCUSS THE GAME. OR THE LARGER SERIES!The more you engage, the more they infest.Just ignore their faggotry for the next few months.
>>737368441Splatoon has that real 2000s era beachpunk (nobody called it that, but I dunno what else to call it) vibe.Where unrealistic coastal cities, laid back culture, sunshine and music made up the entire aesthetic. It's nostalgic, even though it pprobably wasn't designed with that intention at all.
>>737370670pokopia is seventy buckstomodachi life is sixty bucks>>737370672>NINTENDO HAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT DIRECTSalso rhythm heaven managed to snag so much hype especially from japan
I hope there's a fishing mini-game with a lot of collectables in it
>>737370681Captain Cuttlefish warned us about this.
>>737370604qt, definitely maining this hairstyle unless top left is cuter
>>737370670>Tomodachi life>Game
>releases right before my 2 week holidaynice
>>737370758who the fuck still buys amiibos
>>737370775>what is samefagging Without ip counters there's no way to stop schizos
>>737370739>not for the piece of gold that is mario kinokart worldexactly, that was well worth the price
>>737370672It's all the YouTube content mill sloppers to blame.
>>737370813me
>>737370813Jar collectors.
>>737370680You stupid mother fucker. It directly relates to the retards saying the game is bad because it's $50. Are you brain damaged?
>>737370758I'm worried they'll unlock something I'll really want, but I'll never be able to find them in stock.
>>737370813Me, I will be cumming all over shiver while using frye as a buttplug
>>737370805Tomodachi life threads have more anons who DISCUSS the game they playSplatoon threads are just image dumps
>>737370845Not even tendies believe this. You are a paid shill.
The somg in the trailer kind of sounds like a Splatoon take on Spyro music
>>737370890the shiver looks better as a buttplug whilst the frye has more space to cum on
More chocosquids please
>>737370902>t. the raped and gaped of eternal lost
>>737370890There's no way that forehead will fit in your ass anon.
>>737370296>Also not a game-keythat looks like a fan made mock up but obviously it won't be a game key card as a worldwide nintendo published game
>Nintendo made their own BazzKino
>>737363585Looks great, Splat 3 burned me out on the multiplayer aspect but I still really like the core gameplay and world and shit like that, so this is perfect for me.
>>737370758Are they normal sized or big like the Rosalina one?
>>737370560Real recognize real.
>>737370864I don't care who's "side" you're on. Entering a thread about splatoon and bringing up a completely different game and screaming GOTD is autistic and annoying
>>737370542>b.b.b.but I also like vomit in OTHER things!
>>737370927They'll each get their turn
>>737370938Mkw died a month after release. The only thing anyone talked about were the shitty straight line courses. You're a fucking fool to think that game was worth $10 more than something like cp2077.
>>737363585
>>737370060Which Nintendo IPs have been "BoTWifed", exactly?
>>737370813Me
>>737370039>tfw you see Harry Dresden in the thumbnail.
The Mechanic is a pilot that survived a helicopter crash. Clearly, he's the most powerful Splatoon Protagonist yet.
>>737370604oct*gers "culture"
why would you play a game you can't pirate piracy let's you play a game before you pay for it
>>737371045>diedLOLstill get into a nearly full lobby within 10 sec, dumb faggot.
>>737370974oh they're jars, I thought they were plastic bottles
>>737371010That too relates to the fact that you can sell great games for $50. If you weren't such a stupid fucking retard you'd realize I was defending your tendie bullshit.
>>737371045>raped babbleyou lost btw
>>737371048>That rubber duck is extremely racist against Salmonids.
>>737371051he's gonna say MKW despite it not being botwand then he's gonna say bananza despite it being like odysseyand then he's gonna say metroid prime 4 despite it again not even being open world
>>737370421Her redesign here makes her look somewhat tolerable, not like they're forcing you to look at her horrid original design anymore (thank God).
>>737371048i'll be donning that rubber duckie
>>737371074I live in a developed nation.
>>737370556It looks like fucking Side Order, fuck you. At least it won't be a rouge-like.
>>737371045The only dead game is Kirby Air Riders.
>>737371013It's not vomit, it just tastes like it.
>>737370773Oh, I don't even think about that stuff, I just get all my games digitally. I don't wanna have to swap them in and out.
>>737368747You can't seriously rank SO above OE anon come on
>>737371145>he has never played side orderlol it shows bro
>>737371137it makes her sex and she's literally built to be my wife
>>737371074Zoomers will never know the utility of video rental stores.
>>737364328It made me sad you bait got nothing so heres a (you)
>>737371172Fair, I wish I did the same, but I tend to find better deals physically>getting Yoshi day one for $40
>>737370556But it's literally building off of SODid you shit yourself in rage when people said SO looked like OE?
>>737371074Í’m white
>>737371213>Zoomers will never know the utility of *thing they experiencedright
>>737371117Look nigger, the only way your argument works is if everyone agree that e33 was gotd, and not everyone does. A ton of people also fucking hate the game awards so appealing to it does jack shit. Your argument is bad precisely because you brought up e33. I've beaten it, btw, and it was absolutely not my goty last year.
>weapons that level up>gadgets with upgrade options>relic powers (implying at least 5 bosses)>ink tanks that have unique ability options (as implied by the double jump being available on all tanks)>deep cut bot buddy choice with their own special, if not more options>clothing options (some amiibo locked)>seemingly 3 savable loadoutsLot of cool looking buildcraft here
>>737371272Sure you did. What, for one year when you were 4?
>no spatsIf I cant have my squid half naked, shaking her fat ass around, what's the point? That's literally a splatoon staple...
>>737371180Speak for yourself.
to those still doubting
>>737371287can't wait to see what the main weapon options are. gonna need me a luna blaster
>>737371275Yeah, I get it, you're a tendie retard too poor to afford more than one console.
>>737370296Like every other Nintendo game?
>>737371310nta but rentals were still a thing up until the early 10's
>>737371175I don’t, but they’re very different experiences, so the compulsion to compare them to shit on SO is dumb as fuck. SO is fun. I still go back to it for a run every now and then
>>737371062Surviving a plane crash isnt that hard. Remember super jumps is something squids can just do.
>>737371341Fucking based. Finally.
>>737370582it's not because it was developed by KT, it's because all spin-off pokemon games are published by TPC in Japan
>>737371368I don't need an air humidifier (PS5).
>>737371368What part of "I beat e33" did you not understand, faggot?
>they're trying to spin the game being cheaper as a bad thingAbsolute fucking desperation
>>737371420It literally is because it's developed by KT. That is the only reason.
>>737371387So you experienced them for a year or two while they were on the decline? Wow
>>737371310my local rental place didn't close until I was in my mid-late teens, grabbed spirit tracks for like 2 bucks when they were clearing it out
>>737371446We don't sign our posts here
>>737370320That’s how all splatoon covers are, yeah?
>>737371062>he
>Kino game finally get a trailer>Check the threads to discuss how good it looks>It's famitsuschizos shitting it up AGAINFUCK OFF Anyway fucking dungeons?
>>737371470no dumbass, KT developed hyrule warriors too and that was still not a GKCit's because of TPC
>>737371446>Beats game he supposedly hatesSo now you resort to lying?
>>737371453They just went from defending Sony gaping their anuses with another price hike.They can’t just admit Nintendo is pro consumer
>>737371453Maybe if you keep indirectly replying they'll leave.
>>737369193>haha nintendo games cost way too much 80 bucks for a game?>oh donkey kong is 70? 70 bucks for a game?>oh yoshi is 60? 60 bucks for a game? Do tendies really>splatoon is 50? Man that means it sucksGamers are the dumbest breed
>>737371473>youdon't look at me I rented vhs tapes, just saying rental was a thing until that>a year or two while they were on declinezoomers start at late 90's so anon has a good chunk of 5-6 years I reckon, dvds and games after all were still rentable
>>737371506there's at least some underground areas, looks like some lagoons or cave system
>>737371506>dungeon maphuh, I wonder what that entails, maybe dungeons are more like the traditional splatoon stages?
>>737371538They've been at this for over a decade anon, they're never going to leave regardless.
>>737371506Map reminds me of Legends Arceus
>>737371506Feels like they’ll be pikmin style dungeons. You can see underground looking areas with little manhole type spots to delve further into
>>737371506>It's famitsuschizos shitting it up AGAINyeah clearly it's not the shitpostersanyway it's clear they are calling the levels dungeons, the short trailer showed the pod locating treasure sites
>>737371513It. Was. KT.
>>737370813i doi've bought every single female amiibo
>>737371536>pro consumerCome on, let's not go overboard here.
>>737371503Yes>>737371506Would Salmonids build Dungeons to mess with Invaders or were they built by someone else and the Salmonids just moved in later?
>>737371547>Gamers are the dumbest breedit's just shitstirrers
But WHY is it "only" 50/60? How is Yoshi 70 and Splatoon not? Is the game lower budget? We know it's a reused idea for a splat 3 DLC but I still expect meaty content from it
>>737371538>he doesn't know that the schizo will reply to themselves for hours while no one responds to them
>>737371527I didn't hate it, I liked it quite a bit. I just don't think it was goty. Is that really so fucking strange to you?
>>737371627Salmonids are like a swarm of locusts just eating and taking everything in their path, so it was likely just shit that they swarmed over.
>>737371547Ive seen some faggot on twatter trying to push that this is like the DLCs that were $30 before so Nintendo hiked the price
>>737371647>We know it's a reused ideacitation needed
>>737371673Then why are you trying to say it wasn't worth $50, you retard?
>>737371607KT had no decision making ability. They were just Game Freak’s code monkeys
>>737371647yoshi is 60/70and that's because yoshi is more marketable in the west
>>737371647we know that the dev team can set the price for their own games, so the yoshi team and the splatoon team set different prices
>>737371403SO was a boring RNGfest
>>737371647Probably because of a console price hike between now and then.
>>737371756>we knowno we don't, it's the publishersource for your claims btw?
>The first worthwhile game since BananzaFUCKING FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU NINTENDO FOR DROPPING IT RANDOMLY AND NOT DOIG A DIRECT BUT MY WIFE LOOKS SO GOOD
Genuinely what the fuck happened within the past decade that brings out the worst in everyone when it comes to Nintendo? Why is the shitposting and bad faith arguments cranked to 11?
>>737371647>How is Yoshi 70 and Splatoon not?one's a more broadly iconic brand, I personally think yoshi at 70's a mistake but idk they're banking on the movie getting people wanting yoshi>>We know it's a reused idea for FANFICTIONcan we stop pushing this bullshit idea out of nowhere
>>737371647Looks like Yoshi was made from the ground up while splatoon is reusing engine and assets. At least there’s still some 4 player mode.
>>737371647Because the Yoshi game looks better.
Side Order needed more content. 30 Floors and only a pool of 3 Bosses, plus the Final Boss was not enough for a good Roguelite.
>>737371814Because tendies are mentally ill.
>basically DLC sold for $50Why is thia a good thing?
>>737371803our wife*
>>737371723Lmao I never said that either. You have no ability to see any fucking nuance, do you? I just thought is annoying that you jizzed yourself out of nowhere over the game, and I wanted to explain to you why people were shitting on your post. No one likes fervent shilling, it's just obnoxious, especially when your argument hinges on the assumption that everyone unanimously loves the game
>>737371723>t. raped retarded niggerslop33 is worth the shit floating in my toilet
>>737364072Very nice. Summer seems like it'll be packed with releases.
>>737371873Congrats on spelling 'mentally ill' correctly this time.
>>737371814can't pirate so shitposting
>>737371647Yoshi has Mario affiliation. That's it.
>>737371814nintendo winned too hard/too long with the switch, right after people thought they were finally done after the wii u, this combination has completely and utterly mindbroken some people making normal discussion almost impossible unfortunately
>>737371647Raiders is probably gonna be stitched together from recycled stuff and pretty short
>>737371824>>737371714>Reuse the color palette from the Expansion pass with the two missing colors>Game focused on Deep cut for some reason when they're the less popular by far>Side order took 6 more mont to release than planned It's not official but it's pretty easy to guess it's a dlc idea turned full game, that's pretty cool imo
>>737371213The zoom zoom anons saying they do know it don’t realize how expensive cartridges were for the time.
>>737371962woneded*
>>737364072This is just salmon run X side orderAs much I love Splatoon 3 I still cannot justify buying a new console just for this
>>737371770>aiiiieeee rngYeah, it’s a roguelike, retard>>737371814Ramifications of engagement monetization
>>737371963would you rather have it fully new and original but $70?
>>737371647Crafted world was 60 when mario odyssey was too. I think Nintendo just sees yoshi as a strong enough brand or something. Either that or we're just in the middle of a shift when it comes nintendo's pricing after the strong reaction to mkw.
>>737371982man, reusing assets being a thing will surprise you
>>737371814Success breeds jealousy
Unironically. What are the chances of Salmolings of some variety becoming real with this game?
>>737371912Why do you think I know the posts you made, retard?
>>737372058Zero, fuck off
Is it a roguelike/lite game?
>>737371814being raped and losing does that to you
>>737372058Very low, the nearest you're going to get is smallfry in 3. They're animals.
>>737371982>splatoon games/advertising using colors this proves it's a DLC>heh I'll even say it's pretty cool so just agree with me that it's a DLCfuck off retard
>>737372058NEVER, they will never be cute girls and will always be disgusting hill billy freaks
>>737372017>Yeah, it’s a roguelikeit's a roguelite and not a good one
>>737372130what about sexy hillbilly girls?
>>737370985Definitely bigger than their others judging by them having a dirt platform on top of the usual amiibo platform
>>737372021...yes? A SP Splatoon would've been a good chance for something other than Octarians or Salmonids yet again
>>737371982Just wait to you find out 90 percent of vidya reuse assets
>>737372059>accuses someone of saying something they didn't>gets called out>h-how was I supposed to know it wasn't you!?Lmao get fucked. Always sad to see niggers desperate for one final gotcha before they fuck off
which emulator can I run this on?
>>737372152Hacks aren’t permanent progression, it’s a roguelike. Sorry you’re retarded and have shit taste
>>737370758>$50 day one disc locked content Grim
>>737372058One will exist. But not as a sub species. But as a mutant anomaly. It'll be intelligent and will be leading other salmonids as an antagonist.
>>737372058some people are vehemently against it but salmonids taking a more humanoid form could be a possibility given how much their forms vary, they'd be purely as enemies in this game if it happens given that we've seen the character creation without them
>>737372247It has meta progression, it's a roguelite
>you have to buy the amiibo to unlock the dlc dungeonsscam
>>737372041The cyan of the new logo is the same as the one from the expansion pass logo, idk what's so asinine about that, especially since each wave was idol focused>Wave 1 was squid sisters>Wave 2 was off the hook>Wave 3 for the idols of the fucking game??????We also knew early on during splat 3 Salmon run was supposed to have more boss and modes, all shit they could finally focus on here>>737372112I didn't say it was a dlc? I said it's a DLC turned into a full fledged game. Somewhat like how Galaxy 2 started as an expansion of Glaaxy 1, but they had so many ideas they decided to make a game instead I genuinely don't get why you're so aggressive, it was a popular theory back when the expansion pass was revealed we'd get 3 wave and shit
He's lying now.
>>737371536>They can’t just admit Nintendo is pro consumerLmfaoTendies don’t even believe this themselves, not sure why you’re trying to get non-cultists to believe this too
>>737372058It would raise way too many questions about our continued involvement in Salmon Run and I am not giving up Salmon Run for Salmonlings.
>>737372317:)
Is it just SP or is there coop? Salmon run was incredible, I want more ideas from that team.
>>737372403There is co op yes
>>737372317proof?
>>737372403there's co-op mode, there's pictures of the option in the menu
>>737372296>run modifiersit’s a roguelike, terminology pedant
>>737363585>>737363585Splatoon cummers when?
>>737371814/v/ is a shitposting board.
>>737372451>*taps the chart*
>>737371814/v/ has always shitposted against greedy companies like EA. Tendies just can’t handle the fact that their friends are somehow even greedier than EA of all companies They’ll survive.
>>737372513im not reading that
>SSplatoon without sweaty tendie tryhards and metafagging nipsSTOP, I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT
>>737369161This is a popular take on reddit but nothing is proven until Yoshi and Raiders is out. If both games are short on content then it is the reason and not Nintendo being your friend. The only time Nintendo was selling cheap games when their platform was doing bad.
>>737372553then don't cry about how it's not a roguelike
>>737372531>their friendsSup baldy.
>>737372359>it was a popular theory back when the expansion passit was always an utterly retarded theory, the idea that they were hiding two secret DLCs instead of advertising it as four parts from beginning makes absolutely zero sense
>babby mode salmon run Keep it
>>737372579it is a roguelike tho
>>737364072it really finna do be like that tho
>>737370813i do. just see them as cheap figures for characters i like
>>737372616what's your favorite roguelike?mine's Tetris
>>737371814Switch was supposed to flop and make Nintendo put games on Playstation.You can trace it all back to this moment
>>737372513>taps the glass of your confinement cell
Harmony still best girl
>>737371982>Same colors mean they are the same game>Bringing back previous characters also mean it’s the same gameHuh?
>>737372583Yo.
>>737372716who are you quoting?
>>737372557>filtered by squiddos onlinePathetic.
You can really tell how unprepared the schizos were for this announcement
>>737372775>muh asterisksI’m calling the orderly to start the shock treatment
>>737372740Harmonussy sexo
>>737372740She has autism.
>>737372686This, to this day Snoys still dream of having Nintendo games in their barrierstation
>>737370582>Nintendo has no power over their franchise, they were literally forced at gunpoint to make a first party game a GKC
>>737372837>>737372840
>>737363885Yeah. Best part of SR is playing with others. Otherwise, it's just a single player mode.
>>737372567You’ll find some other cope to discount any examples that prove it until you drop talking about it without admitting you were wrong once it is business as usual
>>737371814People haven't been able to cope with the fact that Nintendo can release "weak" systems and still succeed. It makes them upset that they dropped $700 on a PS5 Pro or $3000 on a 4K 120fps PC and yet they're having less fun gaming than people playing on a tablet with tech from 2013
>>737372871>nintendo offered to help gamefreak>they had a list of devs for gamefreak, also including a team from square>gamefreak told them to kick rocks
>>737372840>implying that doesnt make it better
>>737372686Years later and history repeats.
>>737372970pokopia isn't gamefreak
>>737372970gamefreak is gamefreak's biggest downfall
>>737372871Nintendo has no power over Pokemon games.
>>737372894autistanemone tummy erotic
>>737372953Two 5/10 games will be enough to know even Nintendo knows these won't sell much.
>>737370582it's on a gkc probably because carts are too slow for the game to run properly / without 5+ minutes loading screens
>>737373049Game Freak oversees all Pokémon game development. They hired Koei Tecmo to make it for them
>>737372592I don't see how that's weird, especially since a deep cut focused expansion would have been a bigger deal so announced after side order was done. But If you think it's retarded you do you, they'll probably confirm or deny it in a interview soon and that'll be done, and it doesn't change the game much anyway>>737372756>It's the same gameNot what i said, I'm really happy and excited with the game what the fuck are you on about? I'm saying it probably started early on as a dlc for 3 and they quickly decided to do a full on game instead, that happens all the time withs devs too
>>737373135If this was true Pokemon would be multiplat and making ten times as much.
>>737372871>>Nintendo has no power over their franchisenintendo doesn't control pokemon, the pokemon company does, it was literally created to take independent control of the pokemon franchise to free the hands of game freak and nintendo having to go through the metric mountains of paperwork surrounding collaborations with outside companies and shit
I'm surprised this is singleplayer and not extractionslop
>>737373187>Splatoon>Not sellingyou are genuinely retarded.I'll remind you that the first Splatoon on the Wii U outsold Bloodborne.
>>737373187Yet Yoshi’s Crafted World, a genuine 5/10, was full price on the Switch. Your cope is retarded
>>737373187It's Splatoon. It'll be Japan's best selling game unless DQXII comes out this year.
>>737373158
>>737373367I hope splatoon 4 has more salmon run customization.
>>737373283If Splatoon is a big franchise then why isn't the game $70 like every other major franchise. Because even Nintendo knows it has no content.>>737373337And that is why I am asking this one is cheaper. The only answer is because it is worse than a full title even by Nintendo standards.
>>737373283Yes Nintendo fans actually play games while Sony niggers on average just play the annual fifa and cod release. That’s not any exaggeration.
>>737373590salmon run just needs on overhaul in splat 4
>>737363585Looks fun, a lot like the side order DLC, but not fun enough to justify buying a shitch 2 yet. I'll keep holding.
>>737373217that's tpc
>>737373662It’s primarily single player with a smaller multiplayer mode while the mainline games have a vast competitive 4v4 mode and pve mode. It’s really not that difficult to figure out it’s a smaller scale spin-off.
>>737373662I know you're retarded, anon. no need to keep telling me.
do mainstream coomers even get anything about playing these games? the characters look nothing like how they'd prefer them to look
>>737373758Yes because it will not have any meaningful content.>>737373764Nor argument as usual.
>>737373850why would I argue with a sealioning fag such as yourself baldcpedo?
>>737373850Nice sametrannying, Eric. Your cope and you lost and got raped ;)Nintendo is just Pro consumer, cry harder.
>>737373850Your life has no meaningful content
>>737373367>>737373590IMM GOOOOONNNAAAA GOOOOOOM
>>737373850>Yes because it will not have any meaningful contentBut enough about asstrannybot and ac6
>>737373687Harmony sexo but would likely result in death
>>737363585I want shiver's thigh-highs around my fucking NECK.
>You can't even discuss splatoon anymore because a new release is now an excuse for famitsu threads tier consolewar fags to run them to the groundWhat went so wrong? Will we ever get chill threads again without those people? Where are my fryebros that actually play games?
>>737373887It is okay, you lost. Keep seething.>>737373895Nintendo does what Sony. Previous gen games in higher resolution for full price. Consoletards are a sad bunch.
>>737374017They'll fuck off when the next new game comes out, every new game is a shitposing battlefield for them
>>737373909>>737373964>Harmony sexo but would likely result in deathgotta prove that your worth it somehow
>>737373241>especially since a deep cut focused expansion would have been a bigger deal so announced after side order was done.are you dumb? you don't think they could just list the expansion pass as four parts without showing every part right away? that's is pretty standard for DLC passes, they were never going to add two whole DLCs to expansion passes that weren't previously stated to be a part of it, they would just sell those as it's own pass (assuming they're real, which they're not because the literal entire basis for the two other DLCs existing is colors ON THE FIRST EXPANSION PASS THEY WOULD NEVER BE A PART OF)>But If you think it's retarded you do you, they'll probably confirm or deny it in a interview soon and that'll be doneeven if they do reveal it started as an idea for another expansion after they completed side order before expanding it into a full game it makes no sense act as if it was planned as part of the expansion pass when it never was, it was never going to be in the expansion pass, the fucking color theory doesn't make sense because side order is fucking WHITE not turquoise and I don't see how inkopolis is indigoI'm so fucking sick of this retarded theory, you were never getting two full extra hidden DLCs for free with your expansion pass, it never made any sense from the start, you were told from the beginning there was two parts but you retards hyperfocused on splatoon advertising having multiple splashes of color
>>737374020>generic Nintendo seethe that has nothing to do with the thread. You lost and got raped.>>737374017Maybe jannies should have range banned Pic related.
>>737374017I created a thread for the game with a lot of the info directly in the OP to try and make a thread better than this trainwreck
Imagine the smell of a sun tanned Shiver who has been on the salty sea for a few weeksImagine a tanned Shiver
>>737374105I hope we get fire emblem news soon so they can jerk off to numbers there>>737374130Actually i want to (lovingly) rape the mechanic too but you seems more interested in schizowars than splatoon
>>737372686>>737373045it's a marvel how he hasn't killed himself yet
>>737374130>generic Nintendo rapes everyone but they need to discount their games answer
>>737374428You lost and got raped ;)Nintendo is just objectively pro consumer.
>>737371048these suck where is my hime cut
>>737374017Genuinely, posting fanart alongside anything you say can be a repellent for the worst individuals.
>>737371048wish they showed off all of the new hairstyles, top left for veemos looks especially cute
>>737374638They probably have more charts and screencaps in their folders than actual vidya fanart lol>>737371048I fucking love the theme of all of them using whatever they could to make them work, hope there's a way to get more "classic" hairstyle, I'd like to have the splat 1 woomy hair but it's not a big deal, the space buns one is really funny, too bad I'd never play an octo
