Why is Peach so angry in these movies? I get they want her to be the character little girls can LARP as but isnt it counter productive to give your role model character anger issues?
>>737370302Women are angry at your lack of attitude and backbone
>>737370302because illumination are talentless hacks
Because Peach being a gentle, kind and friendly princess that gets saved by Mario was problematic or something
>>737370302Every strong woman in media has anger issuesWriters confuse strength with anger
>>737370302century long plot to make white women intolerable
>Miyamoto made mario>In his games he makes Peach a damsel or brainless bimbo>Miyamoto directs a movie>actually I've always envisioned her as an epic girlbossIt doesn't add up. Did Miyamoto really direct these movies or did Illumination take full control?
>>737370302You guys will slam western studios for making tropey characters when literally every shitty anime has been using the same 3 tropes for 30 years
>>737370302Shes angry because theres no viable men around to fuck her. Just midgets, toad creatures, turtle monsters and aliens.
>>737370302Because Mario is already the kind everyman, Toad is the wacky sidekick and Luigi is the coward. To make a character dynamic Peach needed something different, and anger/aggression fills out a niche the group is lacking otherwise.Is this a genuine question or do you just not understand how stories work?
>>737370548With how easy it reportedly was for them to push for Fox to be in the movie, Miyamoto is a wet rag and lets them do whatever if they want to.
>>737370302Just admit you haven't played the Princess Peach game on DS.
>>737370561I'm sure DK could give her the fuck of her life.
>>737370302deranged girlboss syndrome
>they stole the scene from zootopia with the slothBRAVO ILLUMINATIONS
>>737370654I still resent the fact they completely rewrote Luigi's character for the second movie. He doesn't get scared at anything anymore, in fact he is more confident than fucking mario, wtf is up with that?
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>>737370548One day this entire board is gonna realize people can say one thing and not mean it. Whether its simple things like your parents telling you they love or a girl telling you look cute, its a strong possibility that they don't mean it at all and are just saying it because they're supposed to or to spare your feelings.
>>737370990Gorillas on average have 1.5 inch penises.Reptilians often have internal always erect penises that sometimes can even be hemi-penises.Bowser would be the better lover.
>>737371116Luigi is the safe man archetype, and women think he's cute cause he's harmless.Mario is the masculine hero, and they hate that. Double cause it's Chris Pratt playing him. It seems the jews in hollywood really do their best to humiliate a christian actor.
>>737370302>Why is Peach so angry in these movies?Dunno i don't watch movies based on video games.
>>737370302Westerngolem studios insists in giving her a shitty personality and a disgusting designFags in charge of making this 3DPD movieshit franchise never played the games to begin with, or are also unable to catch what makes these games special
>>737371849Imagine the smell....
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>>737370302They want to raise girls to be angry at men, and feel really entitled to be it.
>>737370302>Come Mario 3>We need you to tell the difference between Peach and Daisy>I can’t tell they’re the same person.
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>>737370302Anita was right.
>>737370302Writers genuinely don't know how to write women anymore.
>>737370302>Why is Mario angry in Smash Bros I can’t with you manchildren asking the dumbest questions
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>>737370302What’s even the point of adding Daisy to the films when she and Peach essentially have the same personality now?Unless they rewrite Peach in the 3rd film to be more soft and gentle like her game counterpart, Illumination backed themselves into a corner.
>>737370302She's putting the BOSS in GIRLBOSS.
>>737370990I said men not animals.
>>737371985Uhhh what's going on here, anons?
>>737370990The Kongs are too busy making Princess Daisy into Daisy Kong.
>>737372259If animals were sentient they would be considered men.
>>737371930“This is Fox McCloud here, reporting for duty!”
>>737370302Why are you spamming this dogshit in multiple different boards
Why is it always like this bros?
>>737370302Would YOU be happy if your only options was a fat plumber from New York or a fat dinosaur that talks like Jack Black?
>>737372415Can’t wait for Marth or Ike to steal Daisy’s screentime.
>>737372464Maybe I'm weird, but I feel refreshed and floaty after jerking out, don't know why people want to off themselves every time.
>>737372415>>737372714Shantae will appear, right?
>>737370561Bowser is literally right there
>>737372714It'll be Link.
>>737372714Fire Emblem fans will unironically defend it because it’ll piss off the evil Smash fans or shit.
>>737372714I’ll laugh so fucking hard if Daisy is another Luigi/Rosalina who appears briefly in the opening but is held hostage by Tantanga or Wario for the entirety of the film until the end.Meanwhile Mario teams up with Pit or Captain Falcon who give us a brief introduction of their games and are heavily involved in the plot.
>>737370408Women can't tell the two apart because they only have men as their references for strength, and men are usually at their strongest when motivated by anger. Like every action hero ever.
>>737373973Sounds like the problem isn’t DK or Fox. But rather Luigi and Rosalina having to take someone else’s place as the damsel.
>>737372883Only for people who doesn't control themselvest. I've fapped 12 times or so in a course of 2 days, some months agoI've felt like shit for not being able of doing any demanding tasks (room/kitchen cleaning, taking a walk outside), always in my bed, sniffing my crotch and being urged to cum again, feeling down and a bit depressedThe frogs doesn't call it "Little Death" for anything
>>737370302She know she's used good, no self respecting men would want her
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>>737370548I don't even mind her being competent or action-y. I love her characterized as the first person to run into the fray to help others, even if it gets her in trouble.Why the fuck do executives think she has to suddenly be angry all the time for audiences to accept that?
Why the fuck didn't Nintendo make these movies in house? They have the budget and resources. Anything would be better than this mario minions mashup
>>737376000>those numbersAlso to answer your question they save more money by having Illumination do it. Same reason Disney hasn't made a serious and longterm dip into videogame development despite having the characters and resources to do so.
>>737376104Butcher the IP to save a couple bucks, great trade off coning from a company mind broken by the existence of tourneyfags
>>737372898Why does Shantae always come up in Rosalina discussions?
>>737376227Artistic integrity and people wanting to make a profit have never gone hand in hand. Look at how 2D animation died just so people could hop on the Toy Story/Shrek trend of making 3D animation. Nintendo would AI generate a Mario Movie 3 if they could get away with it.
>>737372898Hopefully notShe's not from N*ntendo, so she doesn't need to suffer this shitshowBeing assimilated by smelees is a red flag
>>737374459Rookie numbers
>>737370302VA for Peach wants Peach to be angry or she said she wouldn't voice Peach (this is also true for the first movie). Miyamoto and Illumination should have canned her immediately, but they bent the knee.
