HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>737372482Total Rupeesoft victory
>>737372482I'm going to redeem a digital copy of the remake
>>737372482I don't get it
>>737372482this isn't that bad
>>737372482>memory flashback >remake sets it to nighttime
what am I supposed to be outraged about?
>>737372482what am i supposed to NOOOOTICE here
sex with edward
>>737372754Her cleavage is gone or something so porn addicts can't jerk off
>>737372482>REEE the original didnt have enough polygons to show wrinkles, women living on a bumfuck island have to have botoxNah. The series always tried to do realism, and this is the realism with current technology, she looks good.
>>737372707>>737372754The remake version made them look way older/uglier full of wrinkles.
>>737372482I do not remember this scene and I completed the game 5 times (overwritten one savefile twice)
>>737372754She has hag wrinkles
>>737372863Talk to a doctor
>>737372783Wait, aren't porn addicts Ubishit's primary audience?I can't think of anyone else who'd play their trash.
>>737372829Can you show me a single gay man complaining about gay men being made ugly in videogames?no? Thought so.You incels wonder why you have no gf and are miserableas fuck but then spend all day crying about fictional femoids lmaooo
>>737372783I don't know what this game is but it looks to me this is about how much older they look which tends to be a thing nowadays in remakes; more wrinkles = more realistic in these people's heads
I have no idea what game this is.
>>737372482I know you made this thread about the woman but Edward looks old and decrepit as fuck now wtf
>>737372913no, porn addcits are not the main audience of the male protagonist franchise about assasinating targets and then moving onto open world "do all side quests and uncover all ? in the map"Porn addicts are just the ones crying about games they will never play since they are terminally online and have nothing going on in their lives.
>>737372482Accurate redhead aging.
>>737372908Perhaps or it's just because I played it religiously on release and then never again and we are like a decade in distance
>>737372860ok
>>737372923>more wrinkles = more realistic in these people's headsHe's 42 years old.Why shouldn't he have wrinkles?Zoomers are getting wrinkles at fucking age 18.You chuds have wrinkles yourselves.
>>737372482his wife is an english woman of course she looks like shit
Wow, how predictable. The same clique of tourists defend this kind of bullshit yet again.>>737372996>agingIt's a flashback. In a remake. Why did she "age"?
>>737372916niggersneedRAPE INCEST
>>737372979>the male protagonist franchiseAnon, I have bad news for you.You must have recently woken up from a coma you've been in since ~2015.
>>737372482>black flag again but with graphics mod labelled as remake>RPG grind bloat up the assPeople will pay for this and say AC is back.
>>737372916Im married and have 2 kids and my wife’s hot I want hot women in my games too, cry about it nigger
>>737372760another western classic outsourced to INDIANS
>>737373039Way to out yourself as an ugly fag lol
>>737372482I'm glad women will experience complete burka death in their lifetime
Why do you still care about this dead franchise?AlsoKill all twitterniggers, redditkikes and discordtrannies.
>>737373039>He's 42 years old.Huh?Isn't that scene a flashback?
>>737372482>I’m supposed to believe this grandpa is swinging around drop assassinating people without throwing his back out and exploding his hip
>>737373170r/thathappenedWho do you think believes a porn addict incel like you whining about women not being attractive enough for you to masturbate in videogames you won't even play has a wife and children?Have you ever ever ever in your miserable life won an argument by lying on the internet?
Kenway is supposed to age over the course of the game due to several events, why are they starting him off as his end game age?
>>737372783Hey can anyone tell me why this guy instinctively reddit spaced?
>>737373292Because they just copy paste shit from the playbook
>>737373292How do you recognize what reddit spacing is if you've never been to reddit?
>>737373286Jeet quality control.
>fictional attractive women bad>real attractive women goodlynch the goycattle alreadyyour pedo elites will rape you soon
>>737373286The Indians they outsourced this game to couldn't be assed to make more than one model for him.
>>737372860they're pirates who led stressful lives and Eddie is supposed to be an old ahh post-prime chopped unc who settled on some uncina
I’m so glad that Prince of Persia game was taken out back and shot, the superior franchise has escaped the Jeetening
You can't post in this thread unless you curse vishnu right now.
>>737373436Are you having a stroke?
>>737373262Cope harder nigger I also don’t watch porn lmao
>>737372783What cleavage, unless the actual cutscene is longer and shows it.
if you're so mad about this just mod your pornstar in. Learn some skills and be the change you want you freaks.
>>737373615Cute little baby boy was that you in the 70's/80's ? man you have grown
>>737372860What? The bottom one literally looks better. In the above screenshot she looks like a miscoloured ghoul.
>>737373615What's that supposed to show?
>>737373683Better yet, just don't buy it and root for the downfall of Ubishit and all western devs.That's what I do, and it's working out wondrously.
>>737373704That’s me last year I’m 29 fag, what’s your next cope?
>>737373683Not going to say you are right or wrong the thing is modding Ubisoft games was always a hassle on top of other problems
>PORN ADDICT! PORN ADDICT! PORN ADDICT!What's with the influx of literal Karens on /v/?It wasn't like this during gamergate.
>>737373679ToT
>>737373683>just keep paying us money for bad products that don’t appeal to you and fix them yourself What a great insight Rakesh hope Ubisoft sends your rupees on time this month
>>737373793That clown with his Reddit channel wasn't me :) if you thought that, I only commented on your picture calm down browny
>>737373789Is that Crimson Desert?Didn't you trannies have a MASSIVE meltdown that the protagonist is male to the point you made an entire mod to remove the male protagnoist and all men and create your own female self inserts?
>>737373772That I’m a sexless incel porn addict
>>737372482woke?
>>737372482on the one hand: wasn't she supposed to be 20 something?on the other hand: britI guess it checks out
>>737373851It's just trolling against eachother nothing has changed, nice gen btw, reminder that she hates gamers and calls us losers not users ...
>>737373913Yes I am clearly brown from my picture also how am I supposed to know fag
>>737373954In a nutshell, artistic changes some people dislike, it's the usual
>>737373851unironic underagefag zoomers that grew up with ugly westification games like TLOU and Horizon. They see those games and think anything with non-ugly women is 'porn' and 'coomer game-coded'.
wut game?
>>737372916TP and image BP and image./vpol/ BTFO in one image.
>>737372754>>737372783based blind smug retards
she's in the game for like 13 secondsyou're allowed to seethe when they reveal the other women
>>737374089No that's a figure of speech, you posted a member of a brown party and then you started to behave... because certain retards want to cause a flamewar in here the usual suspects, don't let your mood get swayed by them all good
>>737373789>western devsWhat do you mean, the remake was clearly made by asians >>737372615
>>737372482They're supposed to be 19 in this scene btw
>>737373851I think they are just deathcon level 10 ironic and sardonic but it does beg a question that if you spend your whole life just being ironic, were you actually just unironic the whole time?
actually scratch that: maybe Mary will look like an actual guy this time when she's in disguise I mean
>>737374160It's honestly sad how brainwashed these faggots are. You can see zoomers actually flinch when confronted by anything approaching sexy. Then some major disconnect happens and they watch degenerate shit like euphoria no problem.
>>737374303Indians are honorary westerners as far as entertainment goes.They're even more untalented and even less capable, which is why they rely on AI for everything they do; it's like magic to them, it's like that "push button, get banana" test scientists did on monkeys, except it's an entire race.
>>737374279Yeah, I wonder how Mary read and our cute red head (Anne Bonny) will look... certainly adewale will look zesty as ever KEK
>>737374326Elise is hot but damn might be the dumbest broad in the AC franchise. Her leaving Arno so she could die a minute later was full retard after Arno, and what should've been her arc, is letting go/not doing revenge.
>737372916>737373262>fags falling for very obvious baitdude even linked a subreddit c'mon man, he's not even trying
>>737374627they should say "fuck it" and reuse Yasuke's modelwe wuz pirates n shiet
>>737372482You're frankly retarded if you were poised for this thinking something wouldn't be fundamentally worse. I don't know what to tell you. Remakes are glamorized cash grabs.
.... El Impoluto, the twin ships HMS Fearless and Royal Sovereign, La Dama Negra, and HMS Prince I want to see our PTSD enemies in new glory WHERE is the footage??
>>737372979The third one is weird because essentially any pushback qualifies.>stop playing basketball>but i like basketball>you are a basketball addictAlso sneaking around?. Im pretty sure almost 100% of porn watching is done sneaking around, unless you are a weirdo jacking off in front of everyone. I think the spouse one makes the most sense, choosing porn over your spouse does signify some kind of issue at play.>>737372482I hated Asscreed 1/2 , is this game worth playing if so? I heard the story is really good but then again you retards also convinced me to dogshit games before.
Anyone who thought ubishit would do a proper remake is a fucking retard
>BE MAD! BE MAD ABOUT THING>HERE'S A SCREENSHOT FOR YOU TO BE MAD ABOUT (I WON'T TELL YOU WHY THOUGH)Nah. You should kill yourself, I think.
>>737374568it's all happening as the j*ws planned. Destroying nations from the inside.Banned from every landmass on Earth for a reason...
>>737375245>BE MAD!Does anyone here still get mad at Ubishit fucking something up?That's like getting mad at the sunrise.
>>737373851Heres the ones I don't get. Shills, wokies and faggots will often say if you want a conventionally attractive woman to just watch porn. They will also throw the word porn addict around for people who want conventionally attractive or heterosexual depictions in traditional media. So they want people to not pay for the media they love but also think you're a porn addict after recommending porn in the first place. I'm not asking you to make sense of it because I sure as fuck won't.
>>737375245This isn't telling people to be mad. Just pointing out that Ubisoft is still retarded. The only ones being "mad" are redditors like you trying to farm screenshots of you "owning stupid chuds".
>>73737385130 year old faggots larping to bait for (you)s
Are they remaking this?How the fuck did I get so old. Nigga I had Six Golden Coins on the GB Pocket just end me now ;_;
>>737372482i genuinely do not know what i'm supposed to be mad at here
>>737372916>invade the gaming industry by being retarded moralfaggots who think they can change the world by inserting their pseudo-progressive brainrot into completely unrelated entertainment>fail and crash so hard that you kill projects with billions in budgets and tens of thousands employees attached, from publishers, studios and adjacent logistics, technology and marketing>world is worse than ever, attacking people who minded their own business playing video games for no reason whatsoever surprisingly did not fix all the -isms and -phobias, only made more enemies>people will now notice every single obvious censorshit, because they have over a decade of pattern recognition courtesy of obnoxious faggotry where every bit of skin showing was exaggerated into rape of all the womxn>shit gets posted, because they are still somehow at it in their burning wreckage of a company>"ACK-tually if you notice this tiny unimportant change you are a porn addict"Damn, you can't afford rent or healthcare? I wonder why, it's a mystery to be sure.
>>737375395>>737375619Check out these idiot retards. They burned their brain down so much that they can't even recognize that they live in a perpetual angry state.>I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST ALWAYS EXPECTING THE WORST OF EVERYTHING AND SNARKY ABOUT IT
>>737375395sadly I don't have the meme reaction of a dude sitting behind his pc getting blinded by the sun outside just to shut down his window have this one instead>>737375952We are drowning in time Anon, it won't stop for anyone
>>737376062> My vidya is being invaded because i can't masturbate to fictional characters anymoreHow old are you that you're old enough to claim vidya was stolen from you? Because if you're 30+ you should be having a wife and children instead of avatarfagging as anime girls and masturbating to fictional women.
>>737376136>I'M JUST ALWAYS EXPECTING THE WORST OF EVERYTHINGJust Ubishit.Why would I not expect the worst from Ubishit?In what universe would anyone expect anything good from modern Ubishit?
>>737373370
>>737372916noticing that there's a petty restriction on the number of pixels on a cartoon ass is a pretty good reason to get radicalised honestly
>>737376262>headcanons a bunch of shit about a random anon instead of admitting "aesthetically pleasing women don't belong in vidya games" which is the real argumentPathetic.
>>737376262What are you even saying, did you notice that you are also /here/? "Pretending" to be retarded 24/7 does a real number on baitfaggots, huh.
>>737376463Why do you want "aesthetically pleasing women" if you're not a porn addict incel?
>>737372482This just reminds me that the soulless fog in every game today is just a continuation of that bullshit dull teal color grading that was popular after brown and bloom wore out its welcome
>>737376568>I'm extremely retarded.What did he mean by this?
>>737376278Case in point. Can't even reply without stupid nicknames the kind a kid would come up with, or that perpetual anticipation of bad things. Your brain is a defective lump of shit now, and nothing but suicide awaits you, anon.
>>737376878The fuck are you talking about, Ubishitter?
>>737372482To no one's surprise.>737372754They look like they're 10 to 15 years older, Retard.
>737372754>>737377541>They look like they're 10 to 15 years older, Retard.Also Caroline's clothes, Retard.
>>737375245>I think.I don't think you do, at all.You seem to be as retarded as the other Anon in fact.You should kill yourself, I think(TM).
>>737374303Am I racist for saying that we shouldn't associate South Asian with the rest of Asian?
>>737373851the ones where it gives her offmodel tits are stupid
the spergs ITT really haven't seen women outside of pictures. Like they haven't seen a woman gesticulate or do facial expressions, they don't know anyone has wrinkles when they raise their eyebrows
>>737372916Video games are a form of hyperreality. The average video game protagonist is capable of inhuman, impossible feats of acrobatics, stamina, reflexes... Single handedly besting hundreds or thousands of foes. Because cool, flashy action is appealing and exciting So tell me... Why is it okay to chase flashy, appealing action, but not attractive, appealing character designs? The hero capable of unrealistic feats can't also be unrealistically attractive? Why not?Other industries figured this out. Movie leads are cast , generally, representing the pinnacle of human attractiveness. These stars have entire teams of comesticists, fashion designers, photographers, and fitness trainers dedicated to making them look sexy and appealing because that's what sells....
>>737378648No. Jeets are a subhuman species and are only considered Asian by an accident of white people deciding where Asia is on the map.
>>737374672entire story in unity is just forgettable nonsense
>>737372482UBISOFT IS STILL ALIVE???
>>737378948Thats entire series basically apart from AC2 and Black Flag. Some games had kino moments like Haytham stuff in 3 or Ezio finding Altairs tomb(Fratello mio) but rest was always trash.
>>737379080I think the idea was always more interesting than any stories themselves, but Ubisoft really stopped giving a fuck with the new games. They made the modern day character a lynchpin to the story even though no one cared about her. Fact modern day is basically gone in Shadows tells you everything you need to know.
>>737378648you can call them subcontinentals, it makes it clear what you think without anyone being able to say why "you shouldn't refer to them like that"
>>737379259or you can call them filthy dravidian apes. that works too.
>>737373851Porn is extremely bad for the mind, body and the SoulNot that i want uglification, but the addiction is real and its effects are well documented.MindGeek execs should be put on trial for waging Psychic Warfare on younger generations convincing them that shit is normal.
>>737372482
>>737372860You sound like a total faggot. Remake looks good.
>>737372754>let retards here tell you how to drink, eat, breathe and sleepMost feminine thing I ever witnessed
>>737379046Barely thats why they want to push out this remake of their last popular game.But anyone who isnt a complete retard stopped buying from them years ago so it shouldn't sell.It will because people are dumb as fuck but it shouldn't
>>737379197Never liked Abstergo stuff but at least I wanted to see where and how Desmond will end up. After they killed him off modern stuff became pure dogshit slog.
>>737379080Ac3 was absolute dog shit.Why is the native guy tracking down the invention pages when his dad is the only one who met the guy.Why do you give up on revenge the moment you meet the dad character. Why do you just do whatever the fuck he wants.Why is there 3 separate fast travel systems when you can just fast travel from your map and none of those matter.Why is the collectable reward an anti bullet magnet when in order to be shot you need to be an actual retard.Why is every forest area the same 3 trees on repeat.Why do you never need anything other than the starter equipment to win the entire game.Why is the plot this retarded. Why is the game this bad.Answer Ubisoft didnt give a fuck.
>>737379298Apes are closer to being humans than jeets are though.
>>737379392No it doesnt.The original looked like shit and so does this.
>>737378648Not really, when people say Asian they mean Japanese, Chinese and Korean people. It's like how Arabs aren't meant when you talk about Africans.
>>737379670because AC3 was the first game where so many internal studios collaborated. they put so much shit in the game and then had you climb like, half dozen big trees in a game where wilderness was supposed to play a big part.
>>737379670I know anon. I literally said that some Haytham stuff is cool but then it overstays its welcome and rest of AC3 sucks balls. AC games always had small portions of high highs but then majority are lows as low as deepest darkest abyss there is.
>>737378876>Why is it okay to chase flashy, appealing action, but not attractive, appealing character designs?Fantasy and escapism are for doing cool things. You can't be a pirate killing people in real life.Meanwhile you can just open a porn page if you wanna jerk off instead of having a meltdown some fictional female character no longer has cleavage.Also why is it always men avatarfagging as anime women the ones getting the most angry about such changes? Are you trans?
>>737372482Imagine buying Ubisoft games after all that's happened...
Isn't this the game where one of the women dresses and acts like a man? One of the pirates. Anne something.
>>737372916>I am the chad and you are the dumb wojak, I wingcj is not sending their bestor they are, makes no difference to me
>>737380078Why do you jump to porn as an excuse? Porn is grotesque and sleazy. Also, guess what? A lot of the time the people in it are not the kind of attractive or idealized that we're talking about... Since they're real people, not pieces of art.I'll let my nigga frank frazetta btfo you now.
>>737372754ubi wants you to pay for a poor remaked game like II/3R and so on
>>737372860How else are you supposed to justify 4K textures and 100 shaders over a face?
>>737373436The flashback take place years ago he's supposed to be early 20's
>>737373851It's projection.The fact they think seeing an attractive video game character means they expect you to drop everything and jack off to it is all you need to know.
>>737373851This is what late-zoomers are just like. They are sexless cucks.
>>737373683I think I'm just....not gonna buy it. Sorry! I know, I know, it's just...no thanks!
>>737372482Both of these look like fucking shit. Reminiscing on Ubisoft, fucking dire.
>>737373851It's always testosterone deficient millennials.
>>737379197Honestly, I think the main reason Ubishit got rid of the modern day stuff wasn't because people thought it was shit, but because they got shit on by LGBTQ types who were upset about Kassandra in Odyssey ending up being with a man, since, y'know, the whole memory-reading thing required the character to be a direct ancestor of the modern-day person, so they would have to be someone who had kids at some point.
>>737372754They made her look like his mom.
>>737378867I wasn't even looking at that to be honest, I just thought the new graphics look kinda bad.
>>737376834It's highly likely his skin is the color of shit
