https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaag4cVKOo8>$50 digital, $60 physical>releases July 23>Salmon Run meets mission based campaign>online and local 4 player co-op>”dungeons”Game has a ton of customization options>weapons that level up>gadgets with upgrade options>relic powers (implying at least 5 bosses)>ink tanks that have unique ability options (as implied by the double jump being available on all tanks)>deep cut bot buddy choice with their own special, if not more variationsWhat do you think of the game now that we finally have some real info on it?
Sex with Shiver while Bigman watches
>>737373839I think Shiver makes my peepee hardDay one purchase along her amiibo
>>737373839sounds good if it has more offline or coop play. I wanted to play splatoon but I refunded it when I found out I had to play to level 4 in PvP to do salmon ran and it was only a seasonal event.
Looks like ass
Looks kino, first worthwhile game for me since Bananza so it's been a while, seems like it's their summer game so I'm excited, really happy about the multiplayer.Still not sure if it truly is level per level on the map because it would be weird to have a normal compaign with multiplayer, I'm honestly expecting Bowser fury/odyssey levels where it's more open zones with some clear objectives, maybe even sunshine where shit could change on an island. The crafting ui was saying you could use Scrapper parts so there's farming and shit. My dream game would be Ratchet and clank style levels, open while still being somewhat linear with multiple paths and shit
Sex with the blue haired chickAlso this is the first Splatoon game that looks interesting.
>>737373839that looks really awesome. I should buy physical right ?
>>737374543Yeah
>>737373839Shit is going to be 2 hours long
>>737374161sex with big man
>>737373839Don't care. And I was an OG Splatoon fan. Splatoon friendslop? Focused on the worst shit [singleplayer/SR] No thanks.
>>737373839>60 physical>no KWAB cardim in
Only interested in porn, I'm not going to play that
>>737373839>>$50 digital, $60 physicalNINTENDO KEKED ERIC WONNINTENDEEN WONTENDIES GETTING RAPED BY TRANNIES
Any ideas on the>blue ticks below the gadgets>relic powerThe relic isn’t the orbiters, that’s the first gadget.Also, it seems like you can save 3 loadouts, based on the top right? The UI having the tank above the gadgets is interesting too. Maybe only cwrtain tanks can carry certain gadgets
looks like a $20 roguelike dlc tbqh. maybe the amount of content will justify the $50 price though.
>>737374514That's not a giant paint brush or a big paint roller, that's straight up an axe. The Mechanic does not fuck around.
>>737373839So this game is basically...Nintendo Warframe?
>>737374820I think relic power may be the "big" abilities you get after every big boss, in the trailer the jump one seemed to use the salt to double jump from the mech so they may be related, maybe there's the bosses abilities? The games seems to have a theme with ancient salmons and shit. And i think the blue ticks are how many abilities each gadget have when you "tinker" them?
>>737374797Get hit by a bus.
I'm sure the game will be fine but the trailer really isn't doing it any favors.
>>737374797slopnicsissy delusion
Is that a tank level at the bottom? Or maybe a spirhalite engine level that unlocks new missions?>>737374926It’s not really roguelike. It has upgrades and builds, but there doesn’t seem to be a run. You choose missions to do on a map
So this definitely just splatoon 3 dlc that they decided to flesh out into a full game right?
>>737375235No.
>>737375235Could be. That’s not necessarily a bad thing. Super Mario galaxy 2 was the same way.
>>737373839>mfw we finally get a dedicated Salmon Run game
>>737373839This feels amazing after I had to drop 80€ on fucking Mario Tennis. I really hope 60 stays the standard for games of this scope, it probably has to do with cards less than 64GB large being now available.
>>737375235If we see Salmonids that are suspiciously wheel or ghost themed, yes.
I never liked salmon run
>>737375324Why the fuck you bought Mario Tennis in first place?
Lol Deeny mad
>>737375291>its singleplayer
How much you wanna bet we'll get this as a skin in Splatoon 3 and/or 4? Or maybe even as a third kit.
>>737375235Probably yeah, but I don't see it as a bad thing, it means they had too much ideas for it and made a new game on switch 2 instead, my wife deserves the ultimate spotlight
>>737375404
My guess at the main villain
>>737375286>Super Mario galaxy 2 was the same way.I still don't understand this, they said that SMG2 was supposed to be an expansion and not a full game but that doesn't make sense since the Wii didn't support DLC
>>737375207Yeah, tanks will be important because certain abilities seems to be only available on certain tanks
>>737375389NDS in its final stages, is truly a sad thing to see.
>>737375369Both Aces and Fever are great.
>>737375389>feltedwhy is it always the tranny casino faggots? they still never recorded after dsp king snaked them
>>737375507Wii kinda supported dlc. Rockband and guitar hero had it. Probably was more just a wiiware type deal
>>737374820The blue stuff is how many modifiers you can have equipped to your weapon
>>737375521>the tank is a bubble levelgod splatoon visual design is so fucking cracked
>he makes new threads solely to copy paste all his old pant shitting retarded shitpoststhis melty is going biblical by the hour
Dungeons seem to give little salmonid artifacts as rewards that are worth monetary value (no a currency seen being used, maybe a Deep Cut greed goal we have to reach) and an ability. These may actually have to dangle from your tank to equip them
>>737375613>number gear slop screen
>>737375579Sup Quarterpounder
>>737375530It's hilarious lol. This dude probably thinks Rhythm Heaven will be shit because it's $40
>>737375507 it was planned as a Majora's mask like sequel or a 1.5, but turned into a Galaxy 2In today's world it would have been a dlc turned game I guess>https://iwataasks.nintendo.com/interviews/wii/supermariogalaxy2/0/0/>Right. We began with the intention of making a game labeled 1.5, but the development staff members were saying things like "It would be fun if we had more environments like this" and "Let's put in more new stuff." It was like "More, more, more!" and new environments started multiplying rapidly. The next thing I knew, more than 90% of the courses were new and I couldn't tell where we had kept anything from the previous game! With how pasisonate the Splatoon team is it wouldn't surprise me that happened too
>>737373839>$15 DLC sold for $50Wow, what an amazing deal!
>>737375696So he admits Mario Kart World is the best game ever made?
>>737375774Keep seething Deen
I really hope we get a chance with the Mecha.
>game is 20gbWhat does this mean?
>"it's the famitsufags shitting up the thread!">it's the snoysbarking on the wrong tree as alwaysanyway now that I got it out of my system, why are retards already judging the game that's clearly just showing the beginner's area? already got people complaining about "same kinds of enemies" which is funny because it's the first time I'm seeing a bird-like salmonid
>>737375665>e-ermmm y-yiu are le villain of le weekfat dyke and tranny fucking retard lost and got raped, ralph won btw suffah bish
Any guesses on this UI? It’s what we see at home base>>737375634I made this thread to talk about the game, shut the fuck up
>>737375389there's something profoundly sad about this, even when they get something they ask for they cannot allow themselves to be earnest, everything has to be run through a veneer of thick irony and mocking, they don't even actually care for the things they ask for, they don't actually care about game prices, they just want an excuse to trash on something no matter the reason, that's truly what's most important to them, sad
>>737375696Why people gove attention to this type of people? Imagine if people just automatically ignored "lolcows", the internet would be better.
>>737375696this nigga high as fuck.
>>737375829Not switch 1 textures
The new girl’s pretty cute
>>737375829the file size is larger than Splatoon 3 so that's a good sign
>>737375829that's it's big for a nintendo game.
>>737374602vore with big man
>>737373839Instead of resembling the single player campaigns it looks more like Salmon Run. So I’m not interested yet.
>>737375874yeah right. and yet you said nothing to all the shitposts, except the one that tells the sad truth of your life.
sex with frye
>>737375829That is aproximaly the filesize of warframe on switch and that game is MASSIVE.
Think I actually noticed something big: ink skates
>>737375874Power eggs power the mech, Shiver is driving the mech right now. That's my guess
>>737375851These are all becoming boss salmonids in Splatoon 4's Salmon Run, right?
>>737375507it was likely going to be a standalone expansion, akin to something like new super luigi U, then they added enough to it they figured they might as well go all out and make it a sequel
>>737375696This is flat out mental illness. He isn’t interested in a good faith argument.
>>737375696>people flipped their shit over $80 Mario Kart and thought Nintendo was going to charge $80 for all their games>Raiders is going to be $50, and people are still complaining and saying it's badWhat the fuck do these people want?
>>737375874>buddy meter>health bar>level
Looks like more of the same nonsense. The music is notably awful.
Is there matchmaking?
>>737375813>>737375836>>737375774Please please go back to the famitsuthreads or whatever console war threads you want we do not care about your lolcows >>737375874It also appears as the normal UI so I'd guess the shiver bar is the special, like Master mega and the tank one using an abilitie with it?
>>737376029looks small to be one
>>737376061also I lost and got raped btw
No limited edition colorway Switch 2? It's like they don't want me to buy one.
>>737376035This is the same situation that led to SMT IV apocalyse.
>>737376058>>levelshit thanks mate I couldn't figure that one
>>737376049Nintendo to go third party or fire bomb them not a cult btw
>>737375914i have wanted twintails for veemos since they were introduced
>>737376049To complain.
>>737376058I don't think it’s health, since you’re presumably safe at the base
>>737376065It's PvE, why the fuck there would be matchmaking?
Are those the cut Big Golden Egg from the splat 3 files??? Are we back?>Please looks at what my favorite grifter said about the galekill yourselves btw
>>737376163might be some kind of energy meter for your gadgets/relic powers
>>737375962Really? I've found the main campaigns of every Splatoon game to be kind of meh. They aren't terrible but definitely and afterthoughts. Octo Expansion was the only time it worked. Salmon run is fucking great and I love the idea of trying to make a single player game out of it.
>>737373839Do we know if we can use the joycons mouse mode to play it?
>>737376290Kinda sucked that splatoon 3s campaign was kinda just easy octo expansion
>>737376290Yeah. I love the main three Splatoon campaigns. I never played any of the DLC though. So I have no idea what Octo Expansion and Side Order are like.
>>737376001>>737376094Interesting. You can see the “ink skates” here assigned to R. Probably a gadget then, not a constant option. I’ll have them equipped constantly, if they are what I think
I just randomly remembered that back during the splatoon 1 days, one of its trailers had a part featuring a 2d inkling shotting an octo in what looked like a 2d plataform game, whatever happened with that? it was one of the minigames unlocked by amiibo?
>>737375235depends on if you consider bananza an odyssey asset flip and pokopia a builders flip and mk world a rehash of the last 3 karts (yes)
>>737376382I’m a glass half full guy. I think it was great that the campaign took notes from OE. It was always going to be easy, sadly. And the little hub areas were soulful and had great music
>>737375389not another Deen melty
>>737376387Sorry, you might just have shit tastes then. I for one, I'm glad this is the direction they're going for a spinoff.
>>737376527Splatoon?
Like every splatoon game, it will take a quantum level of samefagging to trick normies into thinking this shit is mainstream
I am happy we're getting ton of new salmon niggas to abuse, i like the bird
>>737374504game has online and local co-op
>>737376636here's your team past victory bro>past themed salmonids
>>737376694kek
>>737376425>I just randomly remembered that back during the splatoon 1 days, one of its trailers had a part featuring a 2d inkling shotting an octo in what looked like a 2d plataform game, whatever happened with that?it was pretty obviously just a little animatic made for the trailer, there was other little 2D animations interspersed in that trailer as well
>>737376636Fuckers are supposed to own like 90% of the planet, I should hope we get new guys.
>>737376049The nintendo library available for free* with the purchase of a 250$ PSN PLUS ULTRA subscription.
>>737376552Yes, it's a melty over Splatoon
>>737376694you losted
>>737376780wonned and boughted new game
>>737376636Imagine an insect Salmonid.
>>737376164For the pve
Seems like there will be incentive to do certain missions/ares to get resources from the particular enemies there. Probably to encourage replayability or doing optional content
>>737373839my only question is how will they shove the squid sisters and off the hook into this? I never played splat 3 so I never really got to know Deep Cut but I heard they were overshadowed in the main campaign by the sisters and the DLC was entirely for Off the hook
>>737376993doesn't look like they will be in this at all
>>737376993at most, amiibo charmsotherwise this is fully a deep cut game
>>737374797>>737375813>>737375389>>737376527nobody cares about your secret gay e-celeb loverboy faggot
>>737373839Main chara is a girl or a boy? inklings become so androgynous by Splatoon 3 that is difficult to say now
make your own damn thread to talk about grifters, this is a Splatoon thread to talk about cephalopods>>737376846I'm thinking the structure might not be far from something like the most recent Pikmin. Returning to areas at different times or with other powers to get somewhere new.
Can upgrade your base, and there’s some UI to talk to Big Man? The trailer does an interesting cut at this menu to go into gadget development. May be hiding some other options
>>737373839Day 1. I've played Splatoon series thousands of hours and this looks great. I'm glad Nintendo's still experimenting with ideas. Pricing makes it a complete no brainer
>>737375050i love how many games splatoon raiders is compared to today
>>737376049There seems to be their weird high level of hatred for the Switch 2 and Steam Hardware coming from normalfags. I have a feeling it has something to do with paid grifting from Sony, Microsoft, or both since both are pushing their shit in to the point that Xbox is irrelevant and PlayStation is on decline.
>Splatoon raiders thread>LOOK WHAT MY GRIFTER SAID ABOUT IT! ISN'T HE DUMB? AHAHA WHAT A SNOY!why are you people like this>>737376993Callie amiibo to summon Callie into the island trust the plan.More seriously I don't think they'll be in but I expect their amiibos to give some cool stuff, maybe the callie one gives you the Agent 3 gears and shit like that. Marie is still their boss so maybe she'll call in at best
>>737376993>my only question is how will they shove the squid sisters and off the hook into this?amiibo, otherwise I don't think they'll appear
>>737375613i hope the percentage goes nuts by the final upgrade
>>737376993you fish for old merchandize and craft yourself costume pieces for you and for Frye/Shiver
>>737375235The main reason I believe that is that it's the Splatoon 3 idol group, with neither of the other pairs of idols or new characters in sight.
Fuuuuuck bros.I absolutely loved Splatoon's singe player campaigns and DLCs, maybe this is the game that'll make me finally buy a Shitch 2.Never liked the multiplayer.
>>737377127What? I only have seen the Warframe comparation.
>>737377042stop false flagging Deen. Let people talk about the game
The game is 20gb because of the size of shivers compressed titles. If she freed those things from their bindings they'd be the size of the big eel. They're just too powerful.
>>737377354Buy it for her, and get Bananza too it's pretty good
So is this game Borderlands or Arc Raiders
>>737374602Based.
>>737377054They're a squid
>>737377378>titles*titties
>>737377404i'm buying it for frye tho
>>737377416it's concord 9
>>737377362>is this nintendo's concord?>is this nintendo's marathon?>is this nintendo's warframe?>is this nintendo's borderlands?
>>737377125>press L to talk to BIg Man>press R to also talk to Big Mani'm guessing you can switch between progression trees the same way you switch between shops in regular Splatoon, and you unlock more "shops" as you go along (starting with the pictured Hideout Ship Construction and whatever Big Man's is).
>>737377378she isn't wearing a binder in this game and they're still tiny as fuck, just give it up lil bro.
>>737377337when has Nintendo ever revealed everything about a game in the first trailer? nintendo is not above misleading people about their games. just look at DK Bananza. nobody knew that Pauline was in the game (besides leaks) until the final direct.
>>737377193>why are you people like thisSocial media got to the point where people don't care about anything anymore, they just want to "win" and feel superior to an imaginary enemy. I blame the long peace period, if people can't bash in the skull of their enemies or fear for their lives for a while they tend to find ways to be upset about something.
>>737377404>>737377446Someone needs to make a webm of the bot getting bounced around by the salmon. Shit looks so funny
>DUNGEON MAPNobody spotted this yet?
>>737377482I only saw the bordelands one, the concord and marathon ones sound like outright shitpost though.
>>737377446Also based
>>737373839seems cool. I haven't played the first 3 so I'm probably gonna skip it though.
>>737377416It's Salmon Run but on a grand scale
>>737377498But you can see the wrappings in the trailer. Her tits her gigantic, I've seen them.
>>737377337>The main reason I believe that is that it's the Splatoon 3 idol groupor maybe they just want to do a story with deep cut as the main group
>>737373839I think...this is one of the laziest covers I have ever seen
>>737377404I'm gonna be annoyed if we don't get a chance to pilot the Bot Buddy.
Spats status?
>>737373839>Splatoon Helldivers>But is single playerwasted oportunity? I dunno much about this franchise at all really
>>737377496>>press L to talk to BIg Man>>press R to also talk to Big Manit's big man all the way down, there's no escaping big man
>>737377641it has co op dumbfuck.
>>737377537>canonically mechanic gets a haircut by frye according to the trailer>this is what we end up with
>>737377632>wasted oportunity? I dunno much about this franchise at all reallyYou really don't, considering there is online coop.
>>737377641it's single player with additional online/local co-op
>>737377632The spats were stolen by the Salmonids.
>>737377496i bet it's like how you navigate between shops in Splatoon except here you have to rescue Shiver and Frye first
>>737377561>no timer>no endless horde>no limited random equipment>no egg collecting>no 4 player requiredit's not like salmon run at all
>>737374602sex with deep cut (with big man by my side fucking the girls too)
>>737377684the octo gets the bests ones I hate them so much.
>>737377743stfu
>>737377684The Rubber Duck commands us to kill more Salmonids.
>>737377416Salmon Run: Side Order
>>737377749the default inkling hairstyle clears though
>>737377684>>737377537The base unkept hair looked way better than anything shown after it was "cut" so they better let us keep it as an option.
>>737377682>>737377696I just read the bit about single player focus. I guess it's fine and it will print them more money. I know that this franchise is very popular but I've never played it. I felt like missing the initial ride in WiiU made me not qualified to enjoy the sequels. I'm dumb like that.
>>737373839If it's good I'll play it.
>>737377684The duck-throne is a powerful haircut.
>>737373839shiver's lookin real fucking sex in this
I hope you can customize the tank.
>>73737604950$ = we are selling you kusoge but please be thankful it's not as expensive as a full game.We already played the story mode of splatoon, 3 bad story modes in a row. It's impossible to feel excited for this game
>>737377548It’s a completely standalone spinoff and cheaper entry point into the series. You should try it if it looks appealing to you
>>737377684you know what I haven't seen anyone mention, the freckles, wonder if that means the scrapped face markings customization's back or if we all just have freckles by default
>>7373775483 is still alive if you're willing to get slapped around by sweats even at low ranks
>>737377981>he doesn't know about fighting the bear on the spaceship with your salmon bro
>>737374984Its a garden hose nozzel.
>>737377981>games should be cheaper>okay here you go>WTF. Why are you selling your games for cheap? Don't you have any faith in it?Kill yourself huntard
>>737375080You’re still around? You lost btw
>>737377532Read the OP>>737377641Read the fucking OP next time
Kill it with ink.
>>737377981>applefag enters the thread
>>737378072>missing the point of selling a half baked gameI...nevermind, you are just stupid
imagine how sweaty shiver and frye are out at sea
>>737378054mechanic doesn't know that
>>737378226>I-it's half baked because I said soAgain. Kill yourself huntard
>>737373839literally looks like a switch 1 game kek
>>737378287>literally looks funyes
>>737378226>say stupid shit>gets raped>b.b.b.but it wasn't that actually its <even more stupid shit>>gets raped and gapedis this some sort of sexual fetish for you or something?
>>737378226>its half-baked in my mindretard
>>737377957The customizations are likely linked to powerups, like this implies>>737375649Someone should do a pic compilation of the different tanks, like they’ve done with the hair styles
>>737373839Where's the special edition?
We need to tell Nintendo to let us keep the default hair style, there's still time before the game comes out.
>>737375080Loser
>>737378287Go back and play a switch 1 game. You’ll say otherwise if you’re honest. If you look at the splatoon 3 4k switch 2 upgrade and said it looks like that, then I’d agree. The 60 fps animation upgrade in the switch 2 update is big deal as far as presentation.
>>737378343are you ok? you sound like a freak obsessed with porn
>>737378226oh right, I forgot how Nintendo famously reveals everything about their new games in the first trailer. silly me.
>love salmon run>don't have a switch 2go on without me team
>>737373839I've been interested in splatoon but I don't play multiplayer so this caters to me.
>>737377832Nobody will judge you from missing the previous games. 3 is still somewhat active but there's a lot of staggeringly good players. Make sure you get comfortable with gyro controls to stand a chance.
>>737378542hopefully you'll have a switch 2 by the time splatoon 4 comes out
>>737378437>We need to tell Nintendo to let us keep the default hair styleyou vill let frye shove sea trash into your hair
I’m surprised no one cares about the ink skate gadget >>737376001 Shit could be ludokino
>>737374797There's been a lot of weird concessions in 2026>Switch 2 Editions for AC was only $65 instead of $70>Nintendo will start selling digital games cheaper>Raiders being $50/60What's interesting about Raider is up until now, it was TBD. Not even 2026. The fact its coming out this early probably means things aren't going well and they needed to push this game up. They absolutely would have sold this for $70 if they could or released it later. This is all happening just before the investors meeting and I'm guessing they missed their software target by quite a bit (maybe even the hardware target but I think they'll just barely make it). Don't think the strategy of relying on Switch 2 Editions is working too well.
>>737378128Kill it with hugs.
>>737373839>first gamrplay shown is body type a body type b kikeshitDamn, nintendi really is zogged out trash now. :/ oh well, guess im passing on this garbage too. Refrain from making tendie threads til smash bros, k basedboys?
>>737378562>"I watch over you while you sleep......."
>>737373839The npc squids... are gyaru right?
>>737378635you act like this is the first time that Nintendo has done something like this. stop concern trolling you stupid faggot.
>>737378437>literally only difference between male and female is the default eyebrowscan we stop with this "style" shit already
>>737378693frye despite being dark skinned with yellow hair(?) is not a gyaru, she's more of an athletic tomboy
>>737378663maybe you should kill yourself.
>>737378635>the game not being in dev hell is bad to a schizobabble doomeryou are too unintelligent to do the analysis you’re attempting
>>737378635>The fact its coming out this early probably means things aren't going well and they needed to push this game up.Nothing but schizo headcanon. Nintendo has been shadow dropping release dates a ton lately. It's just been their marketing strategy for whatever reason.
>>737378635A low retail price just means nintendi knows it's gonna bomb
>>737378635>What's interesting about Raider is up until now, it was TBD. Not even 2026. The fact its coming out this early probably means things aren't going well and they needed to push this game up.I think Nintendo just sits on their games alot, then reveals them for the 2 month marketing cycle.
>>737378693>normalfag redditor learns a new word from his dogshit fotm tranime
>>737378815>splatoon>bombingokay buddy
>>737378845it's not a big franchise tendie
>>737378693
>>737378845I meant reviews wise, of course modern nintendoddlers will buy anything.
>>737375696Rhythm Heaven is infact already overprized for 40. It's very short, there aren't many songs, and the animation are made with pngs. Still, fun game
>>737378872sure buddy. whatever helps you cope
>>737378845he doesn't know anything about the game, in the other thread he didn't understand "melting like a squid in water". He's a twitter gamer that only reads hashtags
>>737378872It's part of the main four
Why can't be on the Switch 1? The graphics look the same, with a touch of "HD".
>>737378909https://www.metacritic.com/game/splatoon/https://www.metacritic.com/game/splatoon-2/https://www.metacritic.com/game/splatoon-3/huh?
>>737378962cry about it poorfag
>>737378921>being smug about consuming manchildslopNta bu oh brother, you are gonna kys when self awareness finally hits you
>>737378635They have a huge reserve of funds and everyone else is destroying themselves.They're aware of how much everyone is paying attention to the cost of products.Taking a small hit today can mean the assurance of tomorrows success. It's already being questioned by people outside this site with images like >>737369717
>>737378872>splatoon 3 sold more than spider-man 2 for the PS5>not a big franchisekek
i feel like the digital and physical price difference is already gonna psyop retards into thinking in the future "why do you care if it isnt going to get physical release the digital one is cheaper anyways quit complaining and be glad we get games chuddy"
>>737379019you are so mad. Your parents will feel relieved when they hear the gunshot come from your bedroom.
>>737375235more commonly called a "new game" yes.
>>737378982B-but muh journos!Not an argument. Splatoon stopped being fun 2 hours into 2.
>>737379093stop moving those goalposts, you faggot.
he's fucking liquid. 4th thread in like 3 hours and he's still shitting himself
>>737375547hate how everything is tiebreaker format. challenges, online, 100%'d the game and felt like barely got to play a single game of tennis. needs more tournaments, especially for the sillier court types.
>>737379078>n-no you!Lol, tendie melty
>>737379145tiebreaker is great for ranked honestly
>>737373839ITS TOOOO EXPENSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I CANT AFFORD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>737378962Frames too. If you played splatoon 3 salmon run you'd know how hard the game starts lagging and struggling when you get to evp 999
>>737375861You have the same irony-poisoned prose as a Manlet Tears fan.
>>737375829that the game has more content than Splatoon 1, 2, & 3 combined.
>>737378872yeah splatoon in general sold the same units as the next big franchise ARMS so it BOMBED. god you guys are retards
how much more woomy are we talking here?
>>737378706>stop concern trolling you stupid faggotInsecure Tendie hands typed this>>737378816>I think Nintendo just sits on their games alot, then reveals them for the 2 month marketing cycle.Yeah, or they just waste a lot of time over polishing it (that was basically ToTK). If it was just this game coming out at $50/60, I wouldn't put much stock into it (like another anon said, they've done this before), but the fact they seemingly pushed this title up, knocked off $10 and they did the other concessions with price elsewhere (discount on download titles) makes me thing some of these recent decisions are due to low software sales. Nintendo would have absolutely charged $70 for this and released it closer to October if they could get away with it (and I could see them pushing up another title for the holiday).
>>737378917we don't know how much content the new one has. i remember mix being pretty dense for the price (tho only one song with lyrics which was the only song to be in english in the jp version, fucking cheap ass NOA)
>>737379275how's the hairline baldcpedo? still non-existent?
>>737379123>goalpost movingSure i guess i shouldve been more concise about it just being shit instead of journos. But you know, youre really only splitting hairs because you know im right.
>>737377743You played the game
Shame you idiots are biting the bait and ruining my thread. We were having good discussion about the actual game for a bitI wonder if the king salmonid will appear along with the new salmon horrors
>>737375207>erp island
>>737379232Well, if you play as an Inkling, that's 50% woomy. But if you're an Octoling, then the only Inkling is Frye, so it's down to 25%.
>>737379382daym shame
>>737379307>I-I meant it's not a big series review wise>gets proven wrong>th-that's not what I meant.
>>737373839Looks neat. I haven't bought a proper Switch 2 game outside of MKW and DK Bananza.
>>737379349I think the Salmonid Queen is running the operation on these islands and she's after something to use against Inkling-kind.
>>737379275I’d imagine the cheaper price is there to drive home the fact that it isn’t Spl4toon.
>>737379216Fucking delusional.
>thread was going fine until the usual suspects showed upYou retards need to stop responding to their bait. Their whole goal is to derail threads and prevent people from discussing the actual games. You faggots are giving them exactly what they want by responding to them. Who the fuck am I getting, you're just as addicted (you)'s as they are.
>>737379349we need more salmonid abamonations, I'm talking eldritch horror shit
>>737373839Splatoon has been and always will be gay as hell. Next
>>737379275>or they just waste a lot of time over polishing it (that was basically ToTK).We have a very well documented account from the developers exactly why TotK took so longhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-dPDsLTrTEThey very carefully had to rework everything to ensure the physics didn't collapse under the players freedom. None of it was time wasted for how robust the final product was.
Any rumors on the OLED yet? I want to play this and Pokopia but not badly enough to get the worse screen
>>737379429Its clearly going to be a shitty pve mode that shouldve launched as a free update with splatoon 3
>>737379446hey, its fine, they'll give up to seethe on a "nintendo is evil" thread after today, they don't stick around games specific threads (except for fire emblem)
>>737379029>They have a huge reserve of funds and everyone else is destroying themselves.I mean, Nintendo has also been shooting themselves in the face. Nintendo absolutely planned to coast on Switch 2 editions but no one buys those. Software sales are complete dogshit on Switch 2 but I think Tendies ignore that because they see headlines about FASTESTEST SELLING CONSOLE. Nintendo wouldn't be dropping the cost of games like they are if everything was going well, and there is a reason investors have been pretty negative on the company since late last year despite the cheerleading coming from die hard Nintendo fans
>>737379447Full on Final Boss in a Kiby game levels of "Oh, dear God. No."
Big Man's amiibo should be in the sub
>>737379349I'm pretty sure king salmonids will serve as the bosses, bring back the original 3 and add 4 new ones
>>737379545>what is Bananza, MP4, Pokemon ZA
>>737379532but splatoon 3 DOES have a pve mode, multiple in fact
>>737373839>Nintendo is seriously going to charge more for physical games going forward I really hoped they would cuck out of that
>>737379526Not happening for years probably
>>737375368same. i love splatoon but never clicked with salmon run
>>737379406No... shit splatoon 1-3 got the nintendo bonus??? I never said they didnt? This isnt splatoon 4 it will be recieved lukewarm as, what should have been, a free update to splatoon 3
>>737379585why do schizos insist on posting their headcanons as fact?
>>737379381Nice catch
>>737379594>"press x to pray to your inkling gods"
>>737379646>nintendo bonusyou lost
>>737379526>Any rumors on the OLED yet?no, but I don't think it'll happen until 2028
>>737379598I'd like that. Love fighting against fat fuck, fug, and joe.
>>737379526It took something like 4 years for the Switch OLED. You might be waiting a while.
>>737379609You mean the one ported over from splatoon 2? Yeah ok kid. In fact, 3 shouldve just been a 20 dollar dlc to begin it robbed you so hard lmao.
damn, where is that one nigger who sperged out when Nintendo said they would do cheaper digital versions? Did he fucking kill himself or something because he got proved wrong?
>>737379595I'm think it might be because his Amiibo could give us his outfit and they wanted to promote that instead.
>>737373839I haven't played any Splatoon but am willing to give this a try; am I going to need to know anything from previous Splatoon games?
>>737379741in this thread. his new cope is that cheaper games means that Nintendo has no faith in it.
>>737376627delusional
>>737379720>eric>You said reviews were badLol. Lmao even. Delusional, and seething.
>>737379349Goddamn mind augus
>>737379679You lost and were raped, tendie boy.
>>737379802CoD and Overwatch being beaten by Splat3 was funny
Well, at least there will be one Switch 2 game I'll buy this year.
>>737378562TENDER LOVING SPOONING WITH SHIVER
>>737379741How was he proved wrong? Digital and physical are two different prices, it’s in the OP
>>737379764I hope that sub gets an amiibo. It looks cool.
>>737379729>You mean the one ported over from splatoon 2?3's salmon run mogs 2's in every single regard, they've added and changed so much fundamentally it's totally disingenuous to act like it's just a port
>>737379802>metacritic of 80 Lmao the melty tendie was also calling this a high metacritic, holy cope!
>>737373839Casual handjob with Frye plus some small talk on the side
>>737379802>Almost 5 million copies sold on Wii USplatoon truly was the best thing that came out from that console
>>737379772A few things.The three people we're with are a Idol group called Deep Cut and they like to do treasure hunting as a side business.The fish enemies we're fighting are called Salmonids. In previous games, we worked at an illegal part time job to sneak into Salmonids territory and steal Golden Eggs from them.
>>737379871he sperge out saying that nintendo would INCREASE their prices, so 70 digital, 80 physical for all their games going forward
>>737379772From the looks of it yes. You're going to have to learn how most weapons (and most likely specials) are used and for a lot of people it takes a while (I've been playing since splatoon 1 test fire and just recently I have mastered every weapon/weapon type).
>>737379598The relic powers imply 5 bosses, maybe a 6th final boss. I hope the Kings are actual level hazards or something. Would be much cooler if a coho came out in the middle of your mission to fuck shit up
>>737379903No it isnt. It's what shouldve been a free update.>i like giving nintendo their tax thoughSlave mentalitySplatoon 3 shouldve been dlc and you know im right. Cope you bootlicking loser.
>>737379093No it didn't, hell octo expansion is one of the games of all time
>>737379927>totally legitimate.>salmonids want to be gunned down and eaten
I am really excited to see new salmonids and new implementations of salmonids. And the inevitable chaos they'll be able to cause.
>>737380005Nah, live service is cancer for niggers and trannies like you. I bet you worshipped concord
>>737375829That you should get the cart version so that you don't have to use up 20GB of the Switch2's paltry storage space.
>>737379998>I hope the Kings are actual level hazards or something. Would be much cooler if a coho came out in the middle of your mission to fuck shit upthat's a cool idea
I feel bad for him, getting so worked out already when thursday is Tomodatchi Life sales days
>>737380005you sound upset
>>737380050they planned the salmonid around the cramp space in salmon run, i wonder what bullshit they'll invent for the most open spaces. i bet there's going to be a super fast salmonid
What the fuck is this
>>737374543Depends. All Splatoon games have been a daily thing for me, so I go digital for them. I will easily get 1000 hours in this one too.
>>737379998>>737380074Hard Mode is now you have to fight The Triumvirate at the end of every Dungeon.
>>737378917>It's very short, there aren't many songshow do you know?
>>737380064He doesn't actually play video games he just sits and seethes about Nintendo on /v/
Mouse support?
>>737380085he's worried that marathon won't last till july, while the switch 2 get their own single player shooter the grapes are extra sour
>>737380158i was so dumbfounded forgot the pic
>>737380158Splatoon Raiders. The OP should answer your questions, that’s why I typed it out :)
>>737380037That was literally the only good thing about it and surprise surprise because >>737380064 splatoon 3 should have also been dlc. 2's dlc campaign was by far the best thing about it.
>>737380196I love that Big Man brought actual gear with him.
>>737379434If he means singleplayer content (not counting DLC), it's probably accurate. The whole trilogy of the splatoon singleplayer campaigns is not that long.
>>737380196So does the text mean you can buy them separately (not a three pack)?
>>737380181because this isn't a new franchise and I already played this song and dance
>>737378743Is this really upsetting for you? Nintendo's still enforcing binary genders but sanded off the nameplates to shut people up. And it worked.
>>737380217it looks like two giant knives wrapped together
>>737379275>but the fact they seemingly pushed this title up, knocked off $10Dude what? Proof? Evidence? Any kind of basis?
>>737376029what if Splat 4 doesn't include salmon run because of this game?I mean Raiders looks like a fleshed-out SR anyway, any SR mode in 4 would be a straight downgrade.
>>737380000Thats not what samefagging is you stupid nigger tourist.
>>737380251adding in the new mechanics would have killed splat 2.
>>7373802513 literally cannot be DLC, Eric. It changed fundamental mechanics
>>737373839did they scrap pvp entirely or is it still going to be the same stuff from the other games with all this new stuff too?
>>737379967Isn’t this a spinoff? It’s not 70 dollars digital or physical. I’d wait until a full price game comes out first to see, like that fire emblem game. I can easily see Nintendo being retarded enough to regularly charge 80 for their games
>>737380217are those fucking tongs? like to clamp you?
>>737380354Even in 3, male and female use all of the same animations. There's barely any difference, regardless of whether they call it something or not.
>>737380285No the maps too tbqh. Splatoon 3 was cod levels of robbery. And now raiders prives 3 was shipped an unfinished game that's gameselling gimmick was going to be sold to you again as a side game.
>>737380406sounds like you just desperately want your headcanon to be right. SAD
>>737380370What if they make a totally new co-op mode?
>>737380419Salmonids wielding frying pans and pots and spatulas and other cooking implements don't faze you but the tongs bother you?
>>737380396It's a single player spin off game
>>737380385????
>>737380451why are you in this thread?
>>737380451Nice sametrannying, Eric. Your schizo cope failed
>>737380251Suggesting that a game should have its mechanics gutted and replaced (what was necessary for 2’s specials) is idiotic. You’re essentially stealing the game from people. You have to be completely impoverished to think that’s worthwhile
>>737380370GASP. Don't say that, we can't have a Splatoon game without Salmon Run, it's the best Mode!
>>737380501i know what happens when you're locked in place against these fucks
>>737376627Oh shit bros, anon here is right! how are we gonna enjoy this game if it doesn't get a "Normalfag seal of approval"?
>>737380419>are those fucking tongs?yes, salmonids basically worship eating religiously, they see being eaten as the highest honor, they fight with cooking utensils like pots and pans and you can see giant foods hung up high in salmon run stages
>>737380370Not really, aside from the fact your killing salmons We dont actually know what the victory objectives are yet.
>>737380396It's single player-focused. Splatoon 3 got a Switch 2-focused update so they expect that to have a little longer lifespan until Splatoon 4 is out the door.Either way Splatoon is a monstrous new IP so Nintendo is probably eager to see what the appetite is for spinoffs. At least take the pressure off Mario to do everything.
>>737376049The internet has trained people to complain and reward them for complaining. If they got shit for free they would complain about something.
>>737380465What head cannon? I said to wait and see what happens. Are you replying to the wrong post or something?
>>737380370It’s not at all a similar gameplay loop. This isn't horde mode. Don’t be stupid
>>737380540I agree it's the best mode but Raiders has online co-op (already confirmed) and looks like salmon run with way more content. Nobody would play SR in Splat 4 when this exists, unless splat 4 is 5+ years away?
>>737376694still more than team Chaos got. >Chaos wins>next game has an Order themed campaign followed by an Order themed DLC campaign.
>>737377446There's something so right about a goblin in tank or mech
>>737380582>>737380635it looks like SR style gameplay to me, I can't imagine how else this is going to play. It even has 4p co-op and is split into missions. I'm about 80% sure it'll be SR with significantly more variety.
>>737380639>Nobody would play SR in Splat 4 when this exists
>>737380629>n-nintendo is totally going to charge 80 dollars for all their games.>j-just ignore everything that proves me wrongdumbass
>>737380629>wait and see what happensyou're seeing what happens right now, the game is 50 digital and 60 physicalwhat's there to wait
>>737378226damn, you already played the game? how was it?
>>737380435In 3 the females had noticably more aggressive hip sway
>>737380525You keep using that word, i dont think it means what you think it means.>>737380532>poorfag copeWhat mechanics are you even talking about? I know youre probably like, genuinely a nitendo manchildz but new maos, mechanics, is normal for free uodates in other games. What game breaking mechanics are you even talking about?>>737380517melty
>>737380719>implying level based raid missions = horde mode survivalWhy do simple video game concepts escape your understanding? Are you mentally handicapped?
Took it's sweet time getting a trailer, looks really good, salmonGODS always win. The new haircuts are weird but I guess it fits thematically so I'm not complaining. The games looks like Side order but goodAlso>Saleschizos discussing how much Nintendo is making and selling games>Even bringing up random grifters youtubers >In a fucking raiders threadI'm convinced you niggers don't even plan on playing the game and just care about it selling or not, fuck off already
>>737380639>looks like salmon run with way more contenthave you ever played salmon run? do you not know the difference?
>>737374602You're a big man
>>737380858>implying this ISN'T a series of horde mode missions
>>737379174i'd rather do a Bo2+Tiebreaker. just doing the tiebreaker is too short.
>>737380856>meltythanks for admitting it I guess.
>>737380569More specifically they see the circle of life as absolutely sacred. So it doesn't matter if they eat or are eaten, it's still a divine ritual. But if they had the choice, they'd choose to eat. So their armies constantly assail cities on the surface to devour the residents, where dedicated mounted autocannons constantly repel the hordes back into the sea.
>>737380915>>737380915>>737380915>>737380915
>>737380884I've played every splat game, even the shitty local multiplayer of splat 1. Is Raiders not a bunch of horde mode missions? That's the impression I got from the trailer. If I'm wrong then what exactly is Raiders? What's the gameplay loop?
>>737380856I never said gamebreaking, you illiterate retard. They removed a ton of specials to rebalance the game. Removing content from a game just so you don’t have to buy a new one is something only the terminally poor would want. Anyone with a full brain and wallet would want to be able to choose whether they can play the game with new mechanics or not instead of being forced into them
As an aside I'm honestly enjoying retards on the internet growing more and more deranged every week because Nintendo's new strategy has been to de-emphasize directs in favor of "we are going to talk about this game that is coming out in the next few months" so they don't get a 40 minute video of random ass bullshit with no real release dates every few months that they can milk for vapid engagement bait nonstop.Shit I used to get my video game news from monthly print magazines. Nobody has any patience anymore.Announce Splatoon game. Then months later announce that Splatoon game comes out 3 months later in July. It's a simple strategy and you'd swear from the way people act that Nintendo is committing a hate crime.
>>737380918Correct, it is not, you retard
>>737381059Then what is it?
Will Splatoon Raiders be the first good extraction shooter?
>>737380867famitsu threads and their consequences, it's pure tribalism, sad but once fire emblem or whatever get a trailer they'll start shitting those threads up instead
It's been a while since I last played 3, excited to play not-Salmon Run with everyone again.
>>737376049Most of the people complaining are tranny pc gamers.
>>737381073I literally posted it a reply or two up, you illiterate goldfish
>>737380982>explore the island>find new weapons and tools>there's areas to clear of enemies so you can gather more resourcesliterally, where's the horde mode timer?
>>737380982You've seen exactly as much as what we have. Which should tell you why it isnt like salmon run. Where are the golden eggs? The egg basket, the objective?
>>737380217Is it actually holding those or are they stage decor?
>>737380737When did I say Nintendo was going to charge 80 dollars for their games? I said I could easily see them doing it, learn english if you want to have a conversation in english>>737380739On the switch 2 the standard full game price is 70 dollars, I’m saying wait until we get a game they charge 70 dollars for to see what the physical digital split of that would be
>>737380996>He entered a thread that does not appeal to him>A franchise he does not play>With a new singleplayer game for a console he does not ownOh, I figured it out. You want the game but are mad because you can't emulate it.
>>737381218that's what headcanon means retard.
>>737380856>>737380996Nice sametrannying, Eric. Your snoytranny cope got raped just like you ;)And if you don't know, you literally don't have a right to complain about splatoon.
>>737377684hey they work with what they have
>>737381057I just know she gives the sloppiest, wettest, most intense paizuri imaginable
>>737373839>Immediately dropped the 80$ pricetag because its fucking absurdstill not gonna forgive this bastard draconian company, still not gonna buy a switch 2, still gonna emulate
>Nintendo see that 70 dollars games aren't working that well in their last report>Price them down a bit so they sell againThat's it. Mario tennis did poorly partly because it was too expensive so they're trying stuff out, they're not doing digital games 10 dollars cheapers to be nice
>>737381372how you gonna emulate it, chief?
>>737380950LolFor real though, the nintendo internet defwnse force is the funniest shit in the world to instigate. I used to like nintendo too, dont get me wrong but the devotion to what is now one of the most jewish japanese corporations in the world is just downright clownworld shit. Wouldnt even buy a new smash bros if it had picrel groomer shit in it
>>737381373>>737381372Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>737381372it was never going to be 80 you retard
>>737381145if these are proper raid missions where's the strategy? where's the story?All the gameplay shown so far looks far more like a series or horde mode missions than raid missions to me. It really looks like SR with more variety in a tropical setting.
>>737381373>they're not doing digital games 10 dollars cheapers to be niceNo one ever suggested that was the reason
>>737381415Nice sametrannying, Eric.And it's already in ultimate, you retarded pretender.
>>737381274Again, learn english if you want to talk to someone else in english, headcanon would be me saying they are going to do it, not that I could see them doing it
>>737381434nigger, when has Nintendo EVER revealed everything in the first trailer of a game? this isn't a snoy experience where you know everything about the game from the first 30 seconds of a trailer.
>>737381176You'll fill up that green meter instead with "research" or something, you're still ultimately fighting masses of salmonids
>>737381480you headcanon that you can see them doing it dumbass.
>>737381434>the story determines the gameplay structureplease mercy kill your few remaining braincells
>>737381434are you literally retarded? have you never played a single player shooter? you keep moving from map to map collecting upgrades and weapons while fighting the enemies on the map. the story is that they're trying to get off the island, fix the helicopter, and figure out what the hell is happening at the center of the island
>all your favorite games are gonna be dropped on a random Tuesday Shit At least the new amiibo looks good
>>737381498>when has Nintendo EVER revealed everything in the first trailer of a game?Mario Kart World, unironicallyThe MKW direct later had nothing new to show as the trailer had basically everything already.Raiders is out in 2 months, I think it looks fun but I cannot see it as anything other than an expanded SR without the timer.
>>737380867All schizos from the famitsu thread yeah, sad bunch next thursday they'll jerk off to tomodachi selling well and leave us alone don't worry>>737381208You can see some walking around earlier on in the trailer so it's part of them, there's ton of fishes they probably didn't show
>>737381415>literally made another mistake that proves he was never a Nintendo fanWhy are snoys so mentally ill?
>>737381372Why the fuck are you retards still so fixated on the $80 price tag despite literally only one game having ever had that MSRP, and that being Nintendo's A-lister among A-listers, fucking Mario Kart? The game most people just got for cheap anyway since it came in the launch bundle.
>>737381474>eric?
>>737375448Jeh
>>737381564>>737381576All I've seen is the player fighting salmonids in every area they've shown with various new abilities...
>>737381665You lost and got raped ;)
>>737381474>>737381642Samefag detected
>>737381608Nope, open world missions weren’t revealed in the first trailer. Neither was Ko Tour
>>737381727>Neither was Ko Touractually it was
>>737381716>>737381665>no rebuttal>NOoo U!I accept your trannyscession, Eric.
>>737381727>open world missions weren’t revealed in the first trailer.those "open world" missions (it's not an open world btw, not even Nintendo calls it one) are pathetic. Also KO Tour was in the trailer.
>>737381702it's shown during the announcement trailer
>>737381372>still gonna emulate?
>>737381704Delusional
>>737381753https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEVBSZk51R0kill yourself retard
>>737381823Meant for >>737381415
>>737381372he completely lost it guys
>>737381753>>737381785https://youtu.be/kEVBSZk51R0?si=xz2eWwn6Gs-f4tICRetards
>>737381054I lurked Famiboards pre-Switch 2 announcement for the rumors and now I lurk for the seethe that Nintendo Today replacing directs is causing. It's too funny
>>737381828Check the aftermath trailer in the switch 2 direct, you tardo. I explicitly REMEMBER THIS
>>737381893that's isn't the reveal trailer now is it, dumbass?
>>737381929It was shown along with it, don't kid yourself.
>>737381828>>737381873May I remind you we first saw MKW in the first NS2 direct, the trailer was IMMEDIATELY followed by confirmation of features including KO Tour.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrTVeYm4iIM
>>737381632Nice spot, the red the different colored light beams are interesting too
>>737381553That’s called an opinion not a headcanon, please learn english before going onto an english speaking website
>>737381984opinions are headcanon though?
>>737381893>>737381954>it was actually revealed in the addendum segment that this Splatoon trailer doesn’t haveHey look, your counterpoint is actually retarded! Who knew?!
>>737381879Pretty funny that the same Nintendo >>>>fans that complain about the lack of directs are the same that did shit like this kek
>>737382069>in the addendum segment that this Splatoon trailer doesn’t haveThey posted additional info on Nintendo Today alongside the trailer, as well as information on the website & twitter...
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Nintendo suck balls like every single company but make good games, it's been the consensus and truth for years btw, now they also make good wives for me, now please post hopes and fears for the game instead of whatever console war this is>HopesNew weapons outside of gadgetslot of deep cut musicFINALLY getting a name for their grand festival never never song>FearsToo shortNot enough lore/story
>>737382124aww he's smiling!!
>>737374797Venezuelan oil deal could lower gaming plastic cost
>>737382124>>737382160>naww he don't bite
>>737381980bet the enemies will be way more varied at the red lights, i expect a nice blend of boss salmonids
>>737382078tbf that direct was utter shit
>>737382124where did you get this image of me?
>>737382109>an ad for amiibo and *there is also co-op>this is equivalent to additoonal segments in a direct and implies everything is revealed despite a thread of discussion about mechanics teased but not shownYou’re unintelligent and unloved :)
>>737378693Theyre all gyaru hungry for human cock
>>737381415>picrel groomer shit in itWhat are you even talking about
>>737382292disingenuous nigger
>>737382078This type of shit is likely exactly why they're phasing out directs.
>>737382010No? A headcanon would be something you insist is fact, an opinion is just something you personally think. To use a shitty example, if I thought red was the best color that’d be an opinion, but if I went around claiming that red was the best color and anyone who disagreed with me was wrong, that would be a headcanon. It’s why fandoms with a lot of head canons are so annoying
I completely forgot that Shiver and Frye have a shark and eels.
>>737381980Yeah I wonder what's up with those, maybe these are spot where salmons spawn a lot more or something dangerous. There's also the blue thingies on the left that looks interesting, looks like collectibles, they appear a few times in the background of some levels but I don't get what they are>>737382292>>737382228>>737382078>>737381954Splatoon Raiders???
ora ora
>>737379861Deserved considering how dogshit MWII was.
>>737382124cute apple
>>737382418I hope we can get rid of that towel somehow
>>737382510Eeltail Alley but CoD
>>737382418The red must have some unique resource, or at least quantity, considering the green points to spirhalite. But red likely implies higher difficulty too. And the gold in the reveal trailer is probably a huge treasure haul, maybe reserved for bosses or story relevant objectives
>>737373839Genuinely, I am kinda excited for this, I didn't really enjoy how competitive Splatoon 3 was designed, hated the fact they had things like battle passes which outright made me have burnout to avoid FOMO after the first one, and the splatfests felt kinda inferior after Splatoon 2's special maps.
>spawn point is a hatchi bet there's going to be multiple of these to take down before you get overwhelmed, maybe need to hold down a torch or something to seal them
>>737373839currently playing octo expansion for the first time. can someone tell me why they made agent 8 so fucking hot?
strange that you dont see the player swim in ink even once during the trailer.
For loreautists, how do we feel about the inclusion of Scrapper and Slammin lid? We know from splat 2 and 3 these one specifically exists thanks to their relationships with the octarians (Scrapper's jingle is litteraly Onward). Is it just an oversight or do you think it means a possible connection between splatlands salmon and those salmons? Grillers are from an Octarian collab too but didn't appear yet
>>737382653Good speculation, but they also might be dungeon entrances
>>737381372Bought a switch 2 and instantly regretted it upon playing donkey kong bananza. The fact this is the same company that owns dkc pisses me off. Mario kart world on the other hand was a slow and bitter pill to swallow that it was shit despite its aesthetics.You won if you didnt buy a switch 2.
Kinda disappointed they're sticking with Splatoon 3 cast instead of a new cute girl
>>737382653>now you can now get raped by stingers and flyfish with no one to help you/bail you outt-thanks nintendo
>>737382687They’ll just attribute some new lore to the reskins
>>737381373It's pretty simple. Nintendo has accurately realized and accepted that the global recessions has lowered the purchasing power of their consumers. So they're trying to walk the tightrope of accommodating the consumers while staying profitable. Of course it's not "to be nice", but it is in part an attempt to meet the consumers where they're at. While things everywhere is becoming more expensive.
I liked salmon run a lot but raiders does not excite me so far
>>737382790So true sis! I hope Sony buys Nintendo soon, imagine a third person DK action game with camera over the shoulder! Oh my science I’m cumming from imagining it!
Where the FUCK are the Squid Sisters?
>>737382654Making octos more erotic was their design philosophy
>>737382790Both games are excellent, my condolences for your shit taste
>>737373839>1.7m views for the trailer on X>grifters and professional haters deprived of the oxygen needed to churn out their retarded videos, to the point where even normies are waking up to the astroturfingSounds like not having directs was once again a masterclass in Nintendo keikaku.
>>737382790>instantly regretted it upon playing donkey kong bananza. The fact this is the same company that owns dkc pisses me off. Mario kart world on the other hand was a slow and bitter pill to swallow that it was shit despite its aesthetics.Are you going to elaborate on why these games are "bad"?
>>737382418What is the tactical advantage to wearing thigh high socks on a deserted island?
>>737382687>For loreautists, how do we feel about the inclusion of Scrapper and Slammin lid?they don't appear to be using octarian parts anymore but rather scraps, so perhaps they no longer have a trade agreement now that octolings have intergrated into surface societyI guess the anti-grav for the slammin lids but you could chalk that to leftover parts or scavenged scraps they obtained
>>737382654It might have to do with I guess loli/shota maybe being more main stream in Japan? Agent 8 is around 14 in that game and the age of consent at that time as I can tell the age of consent in Japan is 16 (It got lowered to 13 not within the last 3 years or so)
>>737382938Still, there will be a Direct.
>>737373839Do NOT engage with the seething niggers!IDFC HOW ANNOYING! DO NOT DO IT!let them burn tgemselves out for getting atrention starved!>muh samefagginLET THEMJUST REPIRT AND IGNORE!Stop.Fucking.Engaging.Period.
squids are gross
>>737383028Right!I shall go somewhere else.
>hideout ship constructionso we're building a ship to escape the island?
>>737382953Sex advantage
>>737382604Oh yeah didn't catch the few seconds where they appear as she scans for treasures, good point, I think the spirals one are sphriralite ores then, while the normal one may be the treasures you can sell? Red ones could be those missions that leads you to harder, underground missions like we saw in the trailer for more treasures. I feel like it confirms the game is open zone so you'll do those however you want. I think the gold ones are linked to relics and whetever they are so yeah story and bosses
>>737383025it looks like they'll announce games in a single direct per year (besides partner and indie ones), then trailers and all other info will slowly be rolled out in the app, on a case by case basis.This keeps directs short and to the point, and allows more attention from a higher pool of people when releasing further details. Simple, effective, Nintendo masterclass.
I just hope the MC in this game is at least canonically 18+.
>>737383280why?
>>737383324Maybe he's a big fan of voting?
>>737383169They could escape easily if they wanted to so they're probably trying to do something else, maybe deep cuts are retards that refuse to leaves before they the treasures>>737383280She's sexy either way
>>737383217I think we need 2 Mainline Directs per year.One in the late spring-early summer to announce summer-winter current year games, and one in the fall to announce winter current year-spring next year games.
>>737374602You mat hate it,but THIS is peak performance.>>737374514It's going to be level based anon.Think like mon hun or warframe or such where someone selects a zone to enter. Everyone votes yes/no on it then those who agree head out those that dont stsy behind and select on their own.Just curious how random/hard it is to get weapon drops of if those are fully craftablre too. I NEED the stamper
can't wait to play this with the pool bros
>>737383205Oh hey i just realized there is a lives counter. Hmm.
>>737375369Fever is excellent. Fuck off.>>737375389Stop gifting him attention
>>737375521Give me one(1) reason to not keep Shiver locked in the sex bot.Just one.
>>737383625Probably still level based as >>737383493 said
>>737383768she needs to eat anon. i'd also bring up using the bathroom but I know how you would respond
>>737375649>equippable on all tanksSo the tank type you choose 100% matters.Interesting.Wonder if this is a feature we'll see in 4 as well.
>>737373839Nintendo, your Directs?
>>737375851>mutate so hard your fins become wings>this is your life now Horrifying.Neat.>>737375821>i've come to bring death
>>737384046Directs are bad now apparently
>>737375874Shiver-o-meter is to have her summon Master mega. Which acts like an ultra sized reef slider.Big man is riding him ashe makes his mantashadow. Fyre summons her eels
>>737384046E3 direct
Sweaty shiver....
>>737376001As others said 100% a gadget.Walking/moving makes ink trails, not effected by salmon slime while active. Increased move spped. Etc. Would be real useful.
>salmons covered in varying amount of saltInteresting. Maybe the more salted, the stronger?>>737384090Na, it’s just annoying retards care more about directs than games, like you and that anon bringing up directs in my Raiders thread
>>737384284Would be cool if it lets you temporarily go over water for emergency escape routes
>>737382124I love him
>>737384327this is quite the pretty location, might be one of the dungeons alluded to in the map screen ui
>>737376846Is there any news non how main weapons drop?I know we saw octobrush spawn from something in the trailer.But is it random? Fixed? Treasure chests? Boss salmons?
>>737384327The mech jump and slow fall is also salt themed. Will be a big element in the story, most likely
>>737384601No clue. It being in the open implies it isn’t story boss related. Maybe world bosses challenges. Maybe they’re the red lights
>>737382904>snoyPc masterrace, consoletard, not even gonna read the rest of your post
>>737377684It's cute. Fyre likely has experience due to her siblings.It's a cute detail honestly.Wonder if the mechanic will join the squidbeak splatoon after everything. Lord knows they need the skill set
>>737381784This must go so hard if i was eric lmaoDelusional L tendie
>>737373839>$50 digital, $60 physicalman that next investors meeting is gonna be a bloodbath
>>737378128Fat retard.So cute.Shove it into the sea. This is our sacred land
>>737375050>Make a cool game with ayys>Ackshuly they were human children taken by the lotusI'm still mad.
>>737379349We'll get the oldkings plus some new guys i'm sure.Maybe fight a hugefry even
idk man still not buying a switch 2 but its a good one for the backlog if i ever get one
>>737379545Literally never happens.Zelda,metroid, xenoblade, fe,dk,mario threads are impossible to usenow.IGNORE. THEM. DUMBASS.Yes it will be 3-6months of this shit.Yes they willsamefag.IDFC.IGNORE.THEM.FULLY.stop feeding them. They will get bored and fuck offeventually.