ITT: post vidya characters you would like to lose your virginity to.
>to lose your virginity toYou have to be 18 to post on this site. 18+ people who are still virgins are literally unheard of.
>>737374398>18+ people who are still virgins are literally unheard of.
>>737373993Most of them
>>737374398I'm a /v/irgin, hear me roarRAWR
>>737374398YOU'LL SUMMON THE WIZARDS WITH THOSE WORDS!
>>737373993I’d eat Aoi’s donut, if ya know what I mean.
>>737374634me too, rawrrr
>>737373993
>>737377648shelleh
>>737373993Mommy Poison! <3
I lost mine to a prostitute/porn actress at 26 or 27. Like a normal person.
>>737374398Four more years and I'm an official wizard.
>>737377816That is a child
>>737379457out of 10
Becoming a wizard rewarded me with numerous chronic diseases and zero pussy.
>>737373993I already did but I could go back a woman like Lusamine.
>>737381350
>>737379229FYI it's not that you don't have sex you also have to not masturbateHow many celibates actually don't jerk off? 0.
>>737384567
>>737384567You're wrong, your masturbation material defines your future wizard specialization.
>>737379091Not a virgin, but she's welcome to break my butt hymen anyday.>>737384567At the risk of debating this completely fake meme, I'm calling you a liar. Source or silence.
>>737374398This bait is too obvious but that doesn't stop it from working
I could see hitting it off with Peppermint. I dunno. I find it hard to get comfortable with people, much less comfortable enough for sex but she seems like a cool girl. She wouldn't judge me if it's not working out.
Honestly, regardless of who it is, I imagine it'd be a short, depressing experience that ends with me crying.
Maya, but only if I'm Phoenix Wright.
>>737373993her penis is bigger than mine
>became a wizard>found a gf and lost virginity at 31there's always hope lads
>>737391827how many kids did the new gf had
>>737391924none, and i'm her first bfno, she's not a landwhale
>>737374398Where do you think we are?
>>737391979how old is she
>>737392101my age
>>737392115lmaosomeone forgot to tell you the girl has to be real
>>737392171believe what you will my little anon
>>737373993I would choose Ayamari.
>>737373993Yeah, she's insanely hot. Like, 12/10-tier hot. It's not often than anime characters are designed specifically for me, but they designed her specifically for me. I don't even like Danganronpa and they designed her for me.
>>737392196where did you meet this 31 year old woman that never so much as had a bf before
>>737392302japanese language class
>>737392351oh, well, fair enoughthat would be the place to find one if they were to exist
>>737374398That's not trueI lost my virginity at 22
>>737392302NTA, buit life is a rich tapestry, anon. Becoming demoralized by doomer memes, understandable as it is, doesn't necessarily mean your life is guaranteed to be shit forever.
>>737392416
>>737392554based
>>737374398wizardry age has been raised to 40 virginity is far too common in this era
>>737392548im demoralized by my lived experience
>>737392926I was too, until one day I suddenly wasn't. And suddenly, being a spiteful cunt didn't make a whole lot of sense anymore.
>>737392856There's unironically a HUGE spike in people who lose their virginities in their early-mid 30s, it should really have always been 40.
>>737391827well I'm 32, it's over.
>>737393151it kinda was always 40 hence the movieaccording to some guy on reddit>At age 30, you have 56% of ever having sex later>At age 35, you have 43%>At age 40, you have 28%>At age 45, you have 8%
>>737394385>mfw i turn 35 in augustfug
>>737386041real
bump
>>737394385>>737394463none of us are making it
>>737374398YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Would you count cunnilingus as a way to lose your virginity? If so, I lost it when i was 6. If not, I lost it when I was 21
>>737379457No, that is artificial intelligence. Fictional artificial intelligence at that.
>>737373993Teacher!
>>737398369I like to think since I'm evidently too retarded to be a human it should at least also mean I'm too retarded to make predictions about the future
>>737398546Family doesn't count
>>737379091source btwhttps://imgur.com/gallery/RoS7nY6
>>737398930dunno bro that seems like cope to me
>>737399109Such beautiful code. It only grows better with age.
>>737394385this shit sucks where are my wizard powers
>>737399347It may or may not be. It's not for me to say, only time will tell.
>>737392554Nice anonHow long have you been together?
>>737398546Doesn't count anon
>>737373993i lost my virginity to a whore
>>737374398>tfw still a virgin at 27it's over, and yet I don't really care.
>>737374398i know this is bait but non-virgins don't belong here
>>737374398I'll throw a fireball your way in 20 hours
>>737373993There are lots of vidya girls I would like to have sex with, what kind of question is that? I guess if I had to choose just one, I would choose Fia.I wish I really socialized more in college, maybe then I would've lost my virginity but I was always too autistic for that. There were a couple of girls who maybe seemed interested in me in high school but I was an acne-riddled freak then so they were probably just being nice. Nowadays I have no idea where to meet girls I would even remotely mesh with and my social skills have only further deteriorated after years of NEETing.If you're an anon in college or underagedb&, make an effort to actually take care of your appearance and socialize so you don't end up being a jobless troglodyte virgin loser in your late 20s and beyond.
>>737373993Liz
>>737384567If anyone did that their balls would explode after a few years.
>>737373993I think starting simple like with peach would be the best choice, no?also why do normies act genuinely surprised when you tell you don't have a gf yet?they call you an autistic weirdo all through school and then they can't comprehend why you're still like that as an adult
>>737391827>didn't unlock prestige class before finishing the main storyBricked.
>>737373993Some faggot called me a ken-sama for referring to her by her last nameBitch i don't fucking remember her first name
>>737391827yeah right, as if the very fact that you were a 31 yo virgin wouldn't give her the ick
>>737373993she's sucha fucking asshole, she was going to kill everybody for getting revenge on sakura. instead it turned out they did jack shit and she was just gonna kill them for no reason. she barely apologised for it too
>>737411757>guy being sincere and telling the truth no matter how humiliating it is>"red flag"women are hopeless.
>open thread>it's all lame anime girlswhat is this normie taste?
>>737374398I'm a wizard and I don't care to lose my virginityI like some women though.
>>737391981On 4chan in 2026. Look at /v/. 90% of the threads are some tranny shit, gacha games, manchild tendie shit, "le comfy" slop like minecraft, tomodachi life, sims, and /v/'s bread and butter is bethesda slop like FONV and Skyrim.This boar is for ultimate normalfags who think that browsing 4chan past 2010 makes them special or something.
>>737411641You are a man of profoundly good taste; however, I have slightly different preferences.
>>737373993Kyoko is best girl in THH and its not even really close.
>>737374398They are unheard of because they are literally wizard hermits.
lets all love Kyoko
>>737373993Selvaria Bles. I guess it says a lot that I didn't even have to think about it >>737374398You are in the company of wizards.
i lost mine when i was 18 but if i could choose who i lost it to it would've been felicia even back then
hes the one for me
>>737415973>>737416286Baste
>>737418605Then why did you post, retard?
>>737410313>they call you an autistic weirdo all through school and then they can't comprehend why you're still like that as an adultBecause your designated role in society is a punching bag, so every option you choose is the wrong option by virtue of being the option you choose. No matter what you do, you will always be in the wrong , and you will always be punished for it. You didn't do anything to have that role assigned to you. You didn't do anything to deserve being designated as a punching bag. It was purely arbitrary. And there's nothing you can do to change it.
>>737421353Wrong.
idk why but this autistic lil noir nigga from a terrible SMT spin off everyone hated is the one for me
>>737421513Then why are you punished for trying to escape your assigned role? Society needs punching bags, and you drew the short straw the day you were born. Don't like it? Tough shit, your wants and needs are irrelevant. You exist to give other people what they want and need, and they want and need to make people like you suffer to get through the day.
>>737418421raitabortion
>>737421683People think I'm creepy and a loser so it's my goal in life to maximize discomfort in the world out of spite
>>737421535Are you gay?
>pathetic creatures: the threadKeep that in mind when they try to push some gospel on you regarding anything
>>737418605>>737410313>>737393187is it too late to jerk off
>kingly deities: the threadKeep that in mind when they are speaking. Sit down and learn.
>>737392171Wait til this sad sack learns I got my first gf this year while I'm 28 and she's 17. She rocks my world every night too.
>>737426247grim
>>737426247How'd you get her?
I think she is super underrated!
Why are so many of the characters posted in this thread children?
>>737373993Her
She is perfect.
>>737431096
>>737416107You got balls. Which he may bite off.
>>737409723If occasional wet dreams count, sure they explode, but otherwise jacking off never did anything for me and the couple of times I tried I never coomed.
