>kill large enemy>achievement unlocked: The Bigger They Are…
>>737410765I'm not sure you get it, but in first world countries there is a common saying:> "The bigger they are, the harder they fall"These achievements are a reference to that saying.
>>737410862Oh ok
>>737410862
>>737410765>Die for the first time>smarmy smug achievement pops up like “yep… this is big boy game :3”
>kill ice element boss>achievement unlocked: How Much Does a Polar Bear Weigh?
>>737410862>A 5m tall, 4kg cloth pillow falls harder than a 4m tall, 500kg lead pipeAmer*can education
>>737412231Too late, goo goo gaga. We have all of those in California because they made it a sanctuary city in more ways than one. Its like you took Marathon 2 and made a state out of it.
>737410865>Hear an Israeli cultist say he didnt rape any children during his many visits to the island of child-rape>Achievement unlocked: Fell for it again((again)again)
>>737411790>Never die>Cant 100% the achievementsHate how many games oppress pro gamers
>>737411790everyone thank Dark Souls 2 for being the first with this
>>737410765>Beat the game>achievement unlocked: You didn't beat the game
>headshot 10 enemies>achievement unlocked: Headhunter
>shoot enemy in the neck>achievement unlocked: Not Counting Gang ViolenceWas this really necessary?
>>737412218What weighs more anon, 5 lbs of feathers or 5 lbs of lead?
>>737412713Leads heavier than feathers
>>737410765>kill fire boss>achievement unlocked: Better To Burn Out Than To Fade Away
>>737412218Why is that dog so long?For what purpose is that length?
>playing one of those NBA street games>unlock Shaq>cheevo unlocked "...The Harder They Ball."
>>737410765Do dogs have their own parasites they transmit to humans ? Most dog owners are pieces of shit unless it's a very small dog that stays indoor.
>>737410765>kill OP enemy >achievement unlocked: The Fagger They Are…
>create female character>Achivement unlocked: AGP
>>737410765Why does this dog's face look like it could make a baseball mitt.Also fuck dogs, fucking retarded pieces of shit that yell outside.
>>737412796To kill wolves
>>737410862that's genuinely very funny
>>737412713That's kind of my point, mutt-kunThey weigh the same (have the same mass)Realistically, the feathers will be spread out over more volume, and encounter more air resistance than the lead.If both are dropped from the same height, the lead will hit the ground with more force ("harder"). Ergo it is fallacious to assert that bigger objects will fall to the ground harder. If anything the opposite is more likely, as the increased size will result in more air resistance.I understand that, given your nationality and upbringing, elementary physics such as this may be difficult or impossible to comprehend.
>>737413131Why are you muslim/jewish?
>>737412780>kill ghost boss>achievement unlocked: Better To Fade Away Than To Burn Out
>>737412218harder NOT heavier
>>737412964>>737413131>dogs have been humans best friends for multiple generations>due to this we’ve become accustomed to loving and protecting them>this anon is so inhuman that he double posts to seethe about something coded into us to love
>>737410765>kill a boss without using the intended debuff for it>achievement unlocked:>mfw I turned off notifications because I don’t give a shit about achievements
>kill skeleton enemy>achievement unlocked: Bone to Pick
>>737413324What's up with dog lovers being such deranged cultists? No, I don't what to put up with your mutt tied to a tree barking at me while I'm on a walk. Sorry this offends you.
>>737412796>Hairless ape doesn't longmaxxwoofoow
>>737413371I’ll never get over the video of that guyHe’s like the perfect embodiment of Plebbit, yet somehow it isn’t satire
>>737413324They're mudslimes anon, this site is increasingly infected with them. Their pedo worshipping religion says dogs are bad, so they agree. More proof to remove all hajis from the west
>>737413390>sorry I lack the traits of being a human, erm, get triggered libAlso we have to put up with you seething on 4chan which is considerably more annoying
>>737413371>kill a boss without using the intended debuff for it >no achievement because you were supposed to use the debuffFuck Nine Sols for this
>>737413179Owning a dog and letting it bark outside is like being oblivious to the life of others. Owning a dog has to be a mental disease.
>>737413178Stop overthinking it you autist. It's a fucking expression. Big things tend to fall harder because they tend to be heavier, that's it.
>>737413482Your mother let you bark at others on 4chan, so clearly she’s an irresponsible bitch
>>737413390>Hating on one of the few things in this world that can grant you unconditional love, support and companionship>On a creature so deeply entwined with the history of man that it is encoded into your brain chemistryAnd you will probably deflect by saying it sounds gay or some shit, genuine subhuman behaviour. Return to whatever sun bleached, God forsaken shithole your bloodline originates from
>Beat Stage 1>ACHIEVEMENT: BEAT STAGE 1>Press Start>ACHIEVEMENT: "This is where it begins..."When they don't try to add flavor text or effort it can be funny but going overboard is also just as bad in a different way.
>>737413439I'd have the brutal mass extinction of sandniggers over dogs anyday
>>737413526Stfu dude, we can joke about cats but can't say shit about dogs being overly annoying ?They're literally used as weapons and threats.
>Find weapon cache>Notification pops up, telling me I've made progress towards an Achievement for finding all the caches>Sound makes my brain happy>Scour every inch of every level for the next two hours, realise I'm not having fun>Look it up, there are several dozen caches to find>Immediately stop caring and just play the game for fun again Fucking Valve, man
>>737410765>kill a black faggot>achievement unlocked: The Nigger They Are...
>>737410765>Finish game>Achievement unlocked "The End"
>>737413595>The harder it is to breathe
>>737410765>>737410862The bigger the cliché, the harder the cringe.
>>737413589There’s only one thing overly annoying in this thread
>start the game>70% of people have unlocked this achievementmole people really just own games and dont even play them
>>737410765>Chapter: This is the part where she kills you>character, "This is the part where she kills you.">achievement unlocked: This is the part where she kills you.
>>737412713Lead's heyvier theyn feythres.
>>737413642Stfu furry retard
>>737413604>after credits cutscene plays>achievement unlocked: The End…?
>>737413571Anyone with an IQ over 80 (conveniently excludes arab incest babies) would
>>737413485I accept your concession
>>737413654It's possible that some people pirate the game first, and then buy it to support the developers.Funny anecdote, apparently Steam might have picked up on this since when I bought Anthophobia on Steam, I had some achievements as soon as I launched it.
>>737410862>Achievement in the first game is named "The Bigger They Are">Achievement in the second game of you doing the same thing is "The Harder They Fall"I love shit like this
>>737413669(you) bent over the chair
>>737413589your sub-human low IQ brown part is showing, tuck it in achmed.
>>737413696>revisit an area from a previous game>achievement unlocked: Deja Vu
>>737413670>after credits cutscene finishes>achievement unlocked: The End!
>>737410765>beat off boss>achievement unlocked: the harder they are...
>half of the achievements are for the multiplayer that died a week after the game came out
>>737413590>3/4 into game>1/12 collectables found>autism forces me to restart the game on the spot
>>737413826>play a multiplayer match with a dev
>>737413801that's kino too
>>737413853To this day I'm still decently upset that Garry from Garry's Mod never joined my Garry's Mod server while playing Rust with him when the game was on a browser.
>>737413654Bundles and giveaways. I have over 500 games on Steam and only actually bought a handful.
>>737410862retard or bait?
>>737414319Just doing my bit to explain the joke to OP because he is a brown ESL third worlder.
>>737414486So you're actually so retarded that you fail to understand the complaint is about the same cookie cutter reference being overused?
>>737413657It's he, though, not she.
>>737414578Fuck.
>Mis-enter Captcha 10 times>achievement unlocked: Turing Tested
>>737413810>after after credits cutscene cutscene begins>achievement unlocked: The End?!
>>737413131>he doesn't know where baseball mitts come from
>>737412796
>>737413842>Clear up sidequests before finishing game>Trying to finish one that I've done before on other playthroughs, doing everything, it should work>Look it up on Gamefags>Yeah, I'm doing everything right, so why->"You get softlocked out of this for the rest of the game if you did this other totally unrelated thing first :)"SUCK MY OoT DEKU NUTS
>>737410765>beat stage 1>achievement unlocked: Stage 1 Complete>beat stage 2>achievement unlocked: Stage 2 Complete>beat stage 3>achievement unlocked: Stage 3 Complete
>>737413390They are badly trained(or not at all), just like their dogs.
>Credits Roll end>Achievement Unlocked: Just the Beginning...
>>737410765> "The bigger they are, the harder they fall"technically false in a vacuum
>>737410862based informative anon
>>737414938Reddit-tier response
>>737414801shitbulls BTFO'd
>>737412712>Guy has been dead for years>You're still seething he DARED to sit on college campuses saying Jesus is based and trannies are retarded, or whatever he saidI don't know what he was trying to do but he clearly won in the end.
>>737413178They means peopleBig people are heavier than small people, and fall harder (and heavier) because they are not made of pillows, feathers, or lead.Glad I could help this post was made by 1776 gang
>>737410765This is why I see achievement pop ups as jarring, garish, distracting. Imagine going through a very emotional scene in a game and then some smug reddit tier achievement pops up out of fucking nowhere, completely ruining any form of investment you might have.Thank god Steam finally gave us the option to disable them recently.
>>737414552No I am actually a balding miserable 165cm short king who comes here to jerk off to other people gfs and wifes. Please don't be cruel to me I can't take much.
>>737410765>play with achievements on
>>737410862Thanks for the info, keep my posted
enjoying achievements is a huge sign of having a double digit IQ
>>737414845ADHD is this big, devs need to reward you for actually playing the game and progressing the story
>>737416368employing the term "huge sign" places you in the single digit IQ range
Felines are so much superior than d*gs
>>737410862Chat is this Nigger serious?
>>737416065>years
>>737415291how would you know that without being a redditor yourself
>>737412915>Unlock Larry Bird>Achievement unlocked, "welcome to Bird Country"
We need attention based achievements that are based on eye tracking. You saw the hidden tung tung tung sahur good job! That way we can collect even more telemetry for direct feedback to make even more cancerous games.
>>737414801pitbull owners need to be genocided
>get every achievement>achievement unlocked: unlock every achievement
>>737416686Reddit behaviour can be observedIf someone 500 pounds in a trenchcoat and a fedora tells me that god isn’t real, I can conclude he’s a redditor. I don’t need to browse the site to know that
>>737416825>game then recursively applies a new achievement to show you’ve now gotten every single achievement including the new one>steam crashes
>>737416825>can't get the "achieved all achievements achievement", because you haven't achieved all the achievements
>use cheats to beat a level>Achievement Unlocked: <my home address>
>>737410862Found the Geman
>game uses achievements as an anti piracy measureTruly genius software skills
>>737413227No it's >Kill ghost boss>Achievement unlocked: Who you gonna call?
>>737416502>employmentGo back to your cagey. Your opinions are not worth anything here.
>the achievement is not getting the achievement
>>737412796bred that way to help hunt wolves
>The Bigger They Are…>successful people suffer more catastrophic downfalls when they fail compared to those with less to losehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNszh3AfjQ
>out of the frying pan
>>737410862I'm not sure you get that achievements are cringe
>>737413227>Not: Who you gonna call>Even uses gigachad despite fucking up that badYou have a shocking lack of self reflection and make questionable choices in life anon
>>737412964Third worlders just wouldnt get it.
>Get hit by enemy>He taunts you
>>737410862Based infoanon shitting all over op
>>737419060>get killed an enemy>he dabs on you next time he sees you
>complete chapter>achievement unlocked "Chapter X completed">mfw
>kill large enemy>they fall onto you>they have no collision box and your character just clips through them
>>737417129They really are like this
>>737412218Rent free
>>737413390>dogtards seething at this commentface it fags, your furbabies are not that great, in fact, a few months back i had one of those small little shit dogs bark their life out at me like it owned the place, even thoguh I was just passing by on a public parking lot.
>>737418924>mirror>self "reflection" Heh
>complete the "see all the things" activity in game contextualized as a research institute >no achievement
>>737413390>>737414860>>737420017All (you)
>>737410765>Achievement unlocked: Caught a fish!>Achievement unlocked: Caught 10 fish!>Achievement unlocked: Caught 100 fish!>Achievement unlocked: Caught 1000 fish!
>>737412584>Factorio>Achievement for getting hit and killed by a train>Achievement for stacking enough armor and surviving after getting hit by a train>Achievement for suicide by remote control vehicle
>>737421348Factorio actually has some really hard achievements>Destroy your first biter base with Artillery cannonUnless you play on peaceful, this means you have to defend your base without ever clearing out a single enemy base for possibly many tens of hours before you unlock the artillery cannon.Which means that every hour the biter bases basically multiply and some end up building their shit right next door to your base, sending a 24/7 stream of biters into your base>Finish the game within 40 hoursAgain, unless you cheat and play on ez mode settings, this one is pretty hard even if you have already finished the game once, you really have to plan ahead and always know what the next step to do is because the game tends to trap you into optimizing your builds and suddenly an hour or two has passed and you just got a single mining outpost built
>>737410765>Casts Ice spellTime to CHILL out!>cast's lightning spellSHOCKING!!!>Casts Fire SpellLets TURN UP THE HEAT
I hate Nintendo but one of the few based things about them is not giving a shit about the achievements meme
>>737414801>had a German shepherd that did the same thing to a neighbor’s shitbull back when I was in highschool >faggot tried to sue despite another neighbor having surveillance footage of his toddlermauler 3000 being off leash and trying to attack my motherWhat is it with shitbull owners? Their pets cause problems and yet they either chimp out and attack the dog defending itself/its owner or demand restitution for their shitty ownership skills.
>>737411790>throw enemy off cliff >"he didn't fly so good!"
>aggro a rat enemy>"Cheesed to meetcha"
>>737425264shitty owners with shitty dogs, like you must be fucking subhuman to even get shitbull in first place
>>737413821kek
>>737412796Dhalsim/Axl Low of dogs is the meta for keeping wolves away from livestock.
>>737425679>IGN proceed to give the game a 6/10
>>737412964what shade of brown are you?
>>737413665>>737412752Kill Jester
>>737410765>ice boss >"ICE TO MEET YOU"
>>737413131We need flags on.
>>737414801this sound fake at first but an average borzoi larger than a pitbull
