Why does everyone love Miquella?
>>737412057femboy
>>737412057He was kindly and fair like Sauron was once. Considering how mean Marika and her family members are, he was probably a welcomed breath of fresh air to everyone not kissing Marika's ass or being suplexed by Hora Leiux.
>>737412057Nobody likes this character except literal faggots who like the idea of brainwashing straight men into being their sex slaves.
>>737412057everybody loves a good femboy
>>737412057Because Miquella sexo
>>737412057I'm super new to elden ring. Got like 10 hours. When does Miquella and that sort of thing show up? Story is reasonably bare bones atm.I haven't bought either dlc
>>737412310I want the reverse
>>737412138ruined
>>737412057tight assholebig cock and succulent balls with a medium load
>>737412495It's a Miazaki game so the story is entirely told through items and environmental details. If you wanted a movie to tell you what's going on, this isn't it.
>>737412057I guess I missed this person in the game
>>737412754Yeah I almost said that its mainly the gays who want to be brainwashed like that.
>>737413013I just wanted like a small amount. Like my little sessions with that maiden, she tells me things, just a little bit.
>>737412057>incestous faggot in a drag
>>737414071
>>737414318brehs, if you were a hollywood jew, would you... you know...
>>737414318You can just tell by the look in his eyes
>>737412057elden ring is amazing for all the waifus they gave usmore from soft wives please
boi
>>737412057I'm not gay but I would fuck this dude.
>he is not that pretty in-game!he is prettier
>>737412057Initially, Miquella was a genuinely kind, compassionate person who wanted to put an end to the unjust discrimination, prejudice, and abuse in the Lands Between. He created Elphael as a haven for the downtrodden, such as the Albinaurics and the Misbegotten, and tried to cure the suffering, such as Malenia, instead of shunning them. Of course, Miquella later learned how to charm people, perhaps initially as a means of self-defense if attacked, but it proved to be very easily abused. Miquella was still mainly legit with Elphael, but most of his plans coming up short and the apocalypse worsening made him desperate enough to try chasing a more conventional godhood and power, which was a major hit to his morals.Mohg then abducted Miquella from the Haligtree cocoon and probably tortured and raped him before enough of Miquella's soul was roused from the comatose state to charm Mohg. This torment no doubt worsened things for Miquella's psyche in a severe way. After improvising a way to the Land of Shadow, Miquella finally began abandoning every trait that made him actually good until what was left was willing to try the clearly bad idea that was the Gate of "Divinity." Eventually, the only people who "loved" Miquella were charmed to be his slaves.I get the feeling that you didn't actually want an Elden Ring story clarification, but I wrote one anyway in the hope it'd make you rethink using this as a thinly-veiled porn thread.
>>737414867I'm enjoying it. I don't really have the wherewithal to figure out the story myself if its all in items etc so a synopsis is really good for me personally.
>>737412495Miq is nearly absent from the base game aside from some text and snippets to the point everyone theorizes he might be another character.It's not until SotET that he actually becomes an integral character to the plot. Hence, his more recent popularity. He won't be just some randomly supportive npc either like Melina, just so you know.
>>737412057Feet
>>737414963>drinking monster with a strawwhat a faggot
>>737414975Yeah somewhat obviously I really want it but its pretty expensive honestly so I'm kinda waiting for a sale. Does the expansion do anything in the main story or does it just contine after the events of the main game?
I pity those who shall never know the joys and freedoms of this aesthetic
>>737415126How do you mean? I thought that sort of thing is just about being true to yourself. I truley honestly like being a man and dressing as a man. Maybe I could play around cosplaying as a peaky blinder or a landshnekt
>>737415126get it over with, nigfag
Does sucking cock even taste/feel good?
>>737415208No I don't feel like it today I just really like the privileges it gives you thoughIts actually very accurate how looking cute makes you disarming to literally everyone>>737415223It overrides your fucking brain dude
>>737415001If Miquella were to rub his sweaty boyfeet on my face I would instantly fall for him but it would only be because he's a demigod. I am NOT gay.
>>737415117It's a sidestory where you step directly into Miquella's bussy dimension. It has no bearing on the main game other than ''this is the place where a lot of niggas fled to'' similar to the Ringed City
>>737415571idk what ringed city is. Around what level should you be to get into the expansion?
>>737412057
>>737412057He has mindrape powers.
>>737412384Just realised I have a fetish for pretty, girly guys who have perfectly thick thighs and nicely toned, defined legs and calves
>>737415731When you're about strong enough to get through Consecrated Snowfield. And you will notice the difference.
>>737415963I can't even get through the first castle. That fucking homonculus keeps killing me because he doesn't stop attacking at any point.
>>737412057good character deign
>>737416064Revenants? They are pretty cunty. Dodge mostly to the left and dispatch them with a (weak) healing spell, these are uniquely kryptonite to them
I swear I'm not gay but I can't stop jerking it to femboys and shemales.
>>737412057>Why does everyone love [guy who uses magic gained from otherworldly elder gods to brainwash everyone into loving him]Alas, there is no answer to this mystery.
>>737416220You are GAMP
>>737416562gay asian massage parlor?
>>737416189I'm lvl 29 so I don't have any of those but I'll certainly try it. Current theory is just to find a bow and then hide in the doorway where he can't get me and pepper him up good. I ran past him but there's like a secret ladder to some items that he guards so I need to kill him
>>737416220Slippery slope
>>737416562What does that mean?
>>737416220Recognizing I was one turned me gay I thinkThe sudden attention from guys when I began dressing differently totally unlocked my brain
>>737417043How did they find out about it? Also pics
>>737417089People said I should dress up like 9S one dayI did and people found it sexy, then I started wearing less and less clothingFucking slippery slope I swear
>>737412057traps are both hot and cutejapan likes to do this thing where they create what would be, in every aspect, a perfect woman, and later make it a guy because fuck you.im not complainig tho, Miquella is the best wife fromsoft has ever come up with, no contest
>>737417118Sounds like a fun time honestly. I never met someone who was into cosplay but I spoke to this guy from Saxony who used to crossplay at cons. He was having a fun time with it. Looked super cute. He got on the girl pills though :(
>>737414963The lumberjack hands ruin it.
pedophile spam thread
>>737417738idk I think he's fun. Wants way too much for his lewds though
>>737416876girthy and manly penis
>>737417904Mmm I googled it and it wasn't very helpfulGAMP primarily refers to Good Automated Manufacturing Practice, a risk-based set of guidelines for validating computerized systems in the pharmaceutical and medical device industries (GAMP 5).
>>737416220
>>737416614>>737416876>Gynandromorphophilia (GAMP) is attraction to gynandromorphs (GAMs), who are males with both breasts and a penis, colloquially known as "she-males.
>>737418028bet you've been waiting forever to post that
>>737418850Seethe gayboi
>>737418850Its pretty funny to be fair. Also pretty true.>>737418737Eh idk. I mean its not bad but its usually the face I find attractive
>>737418870you have that saved for a reason, spread your bussy
>>737412057Who?
what causes this
>>737416064You went there too early, get to level 50 or so
>>737416634You probobly just went straight to the castle without exploring and that's why ir struggleing
>>737412057Because he's a mind rapist who twists them into worshiping him
>>737414867You lying fuck, Miquella charmed Mohg just like he charmed his sister.
>>737419350I don't know but it makes my pp hard
>>737419414Dude how am I meant to get to lvl 50? I've roamed around a bit. I was running the little fort that harpies have over run but the fight against all the harpies was too much for me.
>>737419350fug. Just needs more meat on the arms and thighs anhd itll be perfect
>>737419816no idea what that retard is sayingexplore the south of limgrave called weeping peninsula once you're done with that, you should be strong enough to tackle the first big dungeon (stormveil castle)
>>737420918Yeah it was stormveil I think. I was sneaking around stabbing the shiney bastards in the back but the creture was killing me if I fought it. Apparently I was dodging right instead of left. I also died twice at the big courtyard thing so I just left and found a claymore
>>737421042just keep on exploring and take your time, the claymore is a great weaponin stormveil there's one of thsoe fog rooms that you need to use a key on, and inside you can find a tome that give you some really good faith spells
You guys realize you'll end up with poopy on your peepee?
>>737419527>>737421073Surprised that's still up. Male nipples I guess.Fun fact, The Rock had gyno and had to get his tits removed.
>>737421136Yeah I like claymore but after asking around on /v/ I need to also try flamberge before I super commit. I found the room I think? Its got the little dagger in it? I've been told that has amazing crit.
>>737421165linetrap was so hot shame he became a typical trannoid
>>737421223Yeah actually didn't get much content out of her in the end. Would have liked to see shim get railed when ze was young.
>>737421218> I need to also try flamberge before I super commit>I've been told that has amazing crit.Play the game and stop looking on 4chan for advice and spoilers?You can only find the flamberg way later in the game
we need to return to tradition
>>737421483Yeah but I'm not very good at it so I asked for some pointers. Its also nice to share and go "what a cool game". I've been having super fun with it. Just like I say I'm not very skilled.I was really enjoying the story synopsis from anon.
>>737421689Do you have many 4chan compatible files of him? If so please share. I want more of a collection
>>737414867why can't it be both a lore thread and a thinly-veiled porn thread?
>>737421842I liked it. Don't ahve many Miquella pictures though so just posting that """polish""" femboy atm
>>737415126DoL is not real life
>>737418737I think it's better to define it as having an attraction specifically the the feminization of males.
>>737421754>level vigor to 30-40 asap especially if you're new>explore areas before Stormveil thoroughly because you can meet lots of NPC and learn the general structure of the game world>after Stormveil pace yourself with side content to avoid burnout, because the game goes on for a long while and there are several brutal difficulty spikes>try to have a small arsenal of varying damage types and weapon weight classes, as well as ranged options>don't spam dodge + R1, use weapon skills, charged and uncharged R2s, jump attacks etc.
>>737419527How do they smell?
>>737412057He charmed me.
>>737414867Miquella was a rapist.
>>737425096Who'd he rape?
>>737414867>>737425096Also who the fuck is Mohg?
>>737412310>brainwashing straight men into being their sex slaves.t. MohgBeing compelled to love someone doesn't automatically translate to kidnapping them and fucking them, brother fucker.
>>737425096lowkey I wish he raped me
>>737425178>>737425230If you haven't played the game, get out of the thread and stop spoiling yourself, lmao.
>entire game is filled with and ruled by gay pedophiles, manipulators, retarded cavemen, and other pathetic sorts
>>737426351I'm playing through now. I don't have the expansion and I'm waiting for it to be on sale. Also I'm a dummy so its better if I know the story beforehand.
>>737426793It is a 100 hour game. You'll have time to figure it out on your own.
>>737426747I'm really happy this manga got dumped on /a/. It was really good.
>>737426848I just died to that fucking creture again. It ate all my arrows and I fucked it up. Basically one shot me even though I have 20 vig
>>73742701540 is the early game par. 60 is the late game softcap.
>>737416220Based straight yaoi chad
>>737427048Yeah but I'm a fucking spastic. I tried to dodge him and he got me. Now I have no arrows :(Also got fucked by a bird straight after because I was scattered so now I have no souls. Might actually have to look up a farming guide so I can get over levelled.
>>737427192Anon if you keep dying in the same spot, just go elsewhere. You'll find something easier to kill and level up.
>>737427450Yeah I fucking hate that revnant though. Cunts killed me like 10 times. There's like a little secret area I want to check out there too. But yeah I'll just go somewhere else, maybe upgrade my weapon. Fight some cunts
>>737412384Rape.
>>737427112Coping gay retard.
>>737418737>some fag invented a new word because he couldn't admit to himself that he's bisexual pffffffftttttt bahahahhahahaahahah
Some peepo say that Marika's children are just aspects of her like Radagon instead of actual children she gave birth to.But if that were the case they wouldn't make Radagon stand out, he'd just be one of many aspects of her running around.So yeah Marika actually did get fucked and knocked up an unbelievable amount of times.
>>737412057>>737412138>>737412384>>737414640>>737414867that's a boy
Not been diving into it but maybe is Milkyray really a girl?
I'm polish :3
>737430284literally is a chick larping
>start playing elding>meet the girl and get the horse>game is funny and tells me to go north and get my ass kicked >how were you supposed to know where to meet ranni and get the spirit ash bell?>why won't the game let me refund upgrade materials from weapons?>there is an ever goal with a demon knight clearly meant for late gameit's a great game but man
>>737430340Oh. That hurts to confirm more than it should.
>>737414318Imagine if Kai was really cast in the movie...>>737419527I love tiddies so much bros. Reminds me of that time where one dude posted his titties, it was the single most beautiful natty ones I've ever seen, too bad some mad jelly anon scared him away.>>737416220Based GAMPchad>>737429867>some fagBet you throw "AGP" around
>>737430306Hawt!
>>737416108iykyk :)
>>737412057SOTE is what the base game should have been, if anything i want SOTE to be even more interconnected.
Hourly baby making asspussy sex with Kai
>>737412057Every day I fear we stray further from God's light.
>>737426747>America???
>>737431490Which God are you talking about? Yahweh and Rabbi Yeshua?
>>737430382>>why won't the game let me refund upgrade materials from weapons?This is an actual flaw. There are too many weapons to try for an average player to experiment with even a significant portion of them without hacking in runes to spend on upgrade materials (and thats if you get all of the bell bearings).
>>737432093Jesus was a Buddhist and died in India
>>737432392Buddhism is Chinese
>>737432809Doubt that but he still died in India and that's also where he was during the time the bible has no records of what he did unti he turned 30. Then he simply survived his crucifixion due to luck + healing herbs and went back home to Kashmir where that cool dude with holes in his hands was a local legend
I DID IT I finally have folders of savegames before every single boss (duplicates excluded) and can respec if I want. I can replay the game infinitely now. No way am I doing all that boring ass walking again.
>>737412057>Have girl's name>Have girl's body>Is boyThis is purposeful mockery
