>barges into your room>interupts your video game session>refuses to leave
I don't have bug infestations because I'm not a filthy animal.
It's a reincarnated person from your past
>flies into this thread>interrupts it>refuses to leave
I don't have to worry because spiderbro will get him.
for me it's the fucking fungus gnats
>falls on your desk
>>737429852Flies are always plotting shit like they're cartoon villains. They know what they're on. Literal fucking shiteaters.
>>737429709>Sits on your monitor>Leaves the moment you decide to get the electric racket.
>>737430027Those things are good to have around though. They're like spiders, they eat other bugs that you don't want around. I only ever see these things sometimes really late at night and they scatter when the light comes on.
>feel an itch>see this
>quietly tip-toes into your room>spectates your gaming session>makes no fuss>kills intruding insects>will climb into a container and leave if you coax them gently
>>737429798You don't open your windows? Ever?
>>737430347Most people have AC. If you're too poor for AC, put up mesh on your window frames, retard.
Windex works wonders.Spray it once and fucker cant flyThen it dies because I guess its poison to them.And whatever surface the spray lands on can be wiped cleaner than it was before
come outside
>jumps onto your hand while you're gaming
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>>737429918>>737430274Spider hands typed these posts.
>>737430347Window screens, man. Having fresh air in the house constantly is amazing >>737430527>heating and cooling Enjoy huffing carpet gas and hot plastic, faggot
>>737430624I haven't had one of these things bite me since I was a little kid.
>enters your asshole
>>737430624these things are waiting for you to >touch grass
>>737430347>Come home one day>Mom has all the doors in the house open>She says it was just such a nice day that she wanted to get some fresh air in the house>Tell her that bugs are going to get in the house and she's gonna be miserable>She says that won't happen, and gets angry at me for even suggesting it>Bugs end up getting in the house, and she spends well over a week loudly and constantly complaining about it
BZZZZ*THUNK* BZZZZZZZZ*THUNK*BZZZ*THUNK* BZZZZZ*THUNK*LET ME IIIINLET ME IIIIIINI'M COOKING ALIVE OUT HERE
>>737430274>leaves shitty, poorly made webs flopping on random parts of the wall, not even close to corners
>>737430841>hear this but it's coming from the walls
>makes an obnoxious noise while flying>will constantly smack against everthing in your room>will eventually land/smack against you then get mad and stink up everything>Impossible to clean/wash off the smell
>>737430841wasps are the niggers of insects>ooga booga you in da wrong hood muhfugga *stings you 10 times for no fucking reason*total wasp death
>>737431193never been stung by a wasp and encountered them way more than bees. been stung by bees twice
>>737431193mfw I hear people say "I got bit by a bee"No you were stung by a wasp.
>>737431223Bees will just kinda buzz near you when you get too close. Wasps and hornets will chase you for a long time and get in your face without provocation. We have a type around here called bald faced hornets and they are little fuckers that deserve death.
>>737431023despite the name, I’ve literally never had a stink bug “stink”SE US btw, maybe the ones here don’t do that?
>>737431283When I was young one of them flew into my ear and stung me. An adult had to take it out, it hurt like crazy. Fuck wasps.
>>737430598It's the ammonia. It interferes with basic vital activity for them. If you try using ammonia free Windex, it won't work.
>>737431023>go get some toilet paper>chuck the fucker in the toilet
>walks on your skin>gives you a little love bite
>>737432554>defecates on you
>>737429709>keeps banging his head in the window trying to get out>open the window for him>turns 180 degrees and flies away
>>737430841>I'M COOKING ALIVE OUT HEREGOOD.
>>737429709>hangs out on the wall near the glow of your monitori don't mind these lil guys, they keep me company
>>737431712I'm EU so maybe NA variants are different, but you can just squash one (outside preferably), if they stink you'll definitely notice it. It's completely random if they use it as a defensive mechanism, I had some just fly onto me and stink me up like it was my fault, but like this anon >>737432147 says, you can just grab them and they won't do shit. My uncle just scoops them up with his hand.
>>737431193I hate wasps but that's definitely the mosquito. Those fucks basically exist to spread diseases.
>>737432728This gives me the same satisfaction as watching shitbull death videos
>>737430629>incredibly loud when hornyI hate these little shits.
>>737434653That's a cave cricket, not the kind of cricket you're thinking of. These things are completely silent and very jumpy. Harmless, but extremely annoying.
>>737434526>bullying good
Just never open your doors bro. Get one of those bugnet kinda things for your balcony if you need
>>737434897It's not bullying if they don't deserve to live
>>737429709Time to goTo hell
>>737429709>Snatch fly out of the air>Crush it in clenched fist triumphantly>Wash hands three times autistically because there were maggot eggs in it
>>737430274I had to kick the last couple of these out when they failed to kill the mosquito that got in and bit me.
>>737435761she was trying to train your gamer reflexes and you betrayed her... monster...
>>737432554>gives you a little love bitehuh?
>>737432728>The bees aren't stinging it, they're just piling on to make the hornet overheatHeh thats pretty cool->temperature in the middle of the pile reaches 110°c Jesus Christ bees aren't fucking around with the group hugs
>>737429709I don't mind the big boys because at least you can see 'em and they're smart enough to leave if you pop a window. Fruit flies are the real bastards, you think you're alone until this lil prick hovers in front of your face>>737431223I punched a wasp right on its faggot head back 15 years or so and they haven't fucked with me since. You've just got to show them you're the alpha dog... try it next time you see one and tell me how it goes
>>737429709why is it a bro what if it's a girl fly
>>737432554>pisses on you
>>737429709In used to pick my cat up and run around the house with her chasing flies which she'd catch and eat.
>>737432554>cums on you
