look who it is
>>737431135Pizza Delivery Boy 2
>>737431135It's DA PIZZA BOY
>can build every land vehicle imaginable>cant build a helicopterBRAVO HIDEO
zesty deliveries
>>737431542Something something chiral clouds
Just finished Mr Impossible's last mission. It was kino.
>>737432418How did you do it ? If you didn't use the coffin ur gay
>>737431135
>>737432348kek at those physics. Kojima is a hack
>Kill the lord of the tar lake>Game forces me to wade through tar all the way to the shore at a snail's paceKojima you fucking asshole. It isn't immersive, just annoying.
>>737433365>kek at those physics. Kojima is a hackthis entire game is about physically climbing mountains with loads and these hacks settled for janky canned animations instead of dynamic physics like GTA4 had a decade prior
>>737433467Bro your coffin??
Raindrops keep fallin' on my...HEAD
>>737432348Who plays this slop, goddamned nigger shit
>>737433467You didn’t bring the coffin?
>>737431135VIDEO GAMES, ANON, VIDEO GAMES!
>>737433787If the game had more songs like this it would have been 100x better still a great game though >>737433828It’s kino only white men would get it though achieving greatness and all
>>737433467kek sameI can't be arsed to learn to use the coffin
>>737433917>kinoCircumcised we wuz half italian\irish\nigger mutt spotted
>>737434119I have my foreskin, brownout, and nope full German
test
>>737434225Sure thing shlomo go apply your foreskin cream ratman
>>737434361Cope kike
>>737434225>full Germansure you areThe day of the rope for mutts can't come soon enough
whatchu gonna do now
>>737434406Stop hitting yourself ratman lel
MINUS SIXTY ONE
>>737434480>>737434464Okay jews
>>737434521I haven't seen any germans in my country (germany) who look or dress like that lelYour finger looks suspiciously circumcised and brown too
kino game
>>737434470Tumbling down tumbling down tumbling dooooown
>>737434659My wife is also German, and btw Jew German is blood bound
>>737434781Lol whatever helps you cope 56% burgerman
>>737434781>tfw barely interacted with Lou at all in DS2 because it just isn't the same.Take me back...
>>737434470Now in the sequel, you just die if you fall for too long.
>>737434872I picked her up all the time, she’s still alive bro, although idc if it made his story go further then shooting Lou in the beginning was the gayest shit and almost made me quit, love that little nigger. >>737434856Shsss little kike
>>737434521>cowboy hat>pickup truckALERTA DE AMERICANO
>>737435057Lol mutt seethe
>>737435065Not my truck I drive only Toyota and Hondas as Hitler would have wanted from my fellow ayrans
>>737434470BY THE SKIN OF MY TEETH
>>737432348sovl
mystery niggas
>>737434517HAVE YOU EVER HAD FUN
>>737437823its really too bad going to bathroom is meaningless in 2, i wanted to have a shit, piss, and blood boomerang to throw at gazers.
>>737435065Fucking german immigrants fucking up the pristine american culture. Benjamin Franklin warned us about those germanic fucks. GO BACK TO YOUR SHIT COUNTRY!
>final boss is the spongiest most tedious boss in the game>game ends with a bunch of monologue ridden cutscenes>kojimer makes you watch the credits TWICEDS2 has to end better than this, right?
>>737441018It's a more entertaining ending that's for sure.
>>737438672DO I DESERVE MY VIDYA
>>737434095It controls like a vehicle, there's nothing to learn
>think up DS2 criticism all week>forget my posts for the DS thread
>>737442013I OWN A MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF SONY STOCK
>screenshots taken get posted in SSSCan people in your friend list see them ? I'm going to take an ungodly amount of screenshots on my second playthrough, I don't want to litter the SSS if friends can see it>>737442703>mfw anon's post reminds me of a question I wanted to askThank you for your service
Should I lend this guy a hand?
>>737444443A chiral hand
one of the things I love to do in DS1 is to avoid private rooms for as long as I can, using hot springs at every chance.can you do this on DS2? or is the magellan obligatory for stamina regen?
>>737433780>>737433843The coffin is too awkward to use in a fight so I figured I'd just leave it. Especially since the tar before you kill the lord is treated as water where you can move relatively fast.
>>737445056You can, but you need to dig up the hot springs yourself. NPCs will tell you about a couple, rest is up for you to find and it's not always clear>>737445086You can dismount at the start of the fight and leave it there, if it's not in bad shape it won't get destroyed. Unless one of the catcher's stray attacks hits it
>>737434257E33 won since it's more easily digestible, it's build using a normal and standard structure but DS2 is a strange unapproachable game. DS stands monolithically alone in its category and doesn't resemble any other game. It's not actually like euro truck simulator, it's not like other TPS, too focused on gameplay for a cutscene game but too cinematic for a purely mechanical game. Too much budget to be an indie game yet too indie to be a mainstream game.With E33 people understand what they played, it's like final fantasy, it's comprehensible. They have the keys to comprehension therefore it's palatable.Death Stranding: they throw it back up. /v/irgins have gaming stomachs of iron in comparison and can handle strange gaming experiences.
>>737445056DS2's all about hotsprings.
>>737434470>NOO MY SPERMS AND EGGS CARGOwebm brings me back to 2019
DS2 is a game with a talk button that makes Sam yell "hello!" on command and if you push it near an enemy Sam yells "watchu lookin' for dumbass" but if you push it near a monster, he instead yells "AARRGH" though if you push it while summoning your own monster he yells "go! get 'em!".Pushing this button incurs no in-game benefit.
>>737448658I'M SAM!
>>737448750ABIBABIBABIBA
I can't finish the sequel for the life of me while I played the first game for two weeks everyday until I finished.
..doesn't make any god damn sense...
>>737448875IYUDANA
>>737449098AHAHA
>>737449324ABIBANONO
>>737447895what is wrong with the trucks in this game? I let go of the gas and it just keeps going and going.
>>737450335Electric cuck vehicles just suck compared to the real ones
>>737450335the physics are rigged in hilarious ways. its even funnier in the second game if you go down a mountain slope the screen starts wobbling and the truck will lift off like a mercedes clr at le mans.
>>737448658>Pushing this button incurs no in-game benefit.have you tried doing it while your fighting large bts and bosses?
>>737452769Oh, thanks. Was looking for my old webm's but I probably deleted most of them.
prooproo
>>737453579I have a couple
Is it ever explained how Lou goes from dead baby - BT baby - BB baby? Cuz that happened in like 1 cinematic and that's it. I'm still fresh in Australia so idk yet but felt very weird
>>737454701Anon... Did you not notice the state of the pod on mirrorSam when going through the plate gate?
>>737434257>like doom enemies fall overFor fuck sake...I hate it when people I agree with, make retarded arguments.I saw some noname youtuber who had the EXACT same metaphorITS MORONIC AND WRONG.The equivalent would be if the Chainsaw ammo would be refilled by Chainsaw kills and you could killEVERYSINGLE FUCKINGENEMYwith a stupid game interrupting kill animation.Sure, you could not do it, but its easy and why the fuck would they design the game that way if they didnt want you to do it?
