>I know your Ufatco diabetic coma phrase. "Soft Serve machine"
*pinata explosion*
Let’s do some word association. First word: lymphedema
>>737433784reign
I vanted ohrahnge. It gave me lemon lime.
>>737432207Epileptic fat men, eating the world.
>>737432207not gonna sit here listen you badmouth the greatest fast food chain this world has ever seen
>>737432207Imagine this wad of flesh trying to climb into a ventilation duct
You're gonna burn calories alright
You've got ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of the Heart Attack Grill casualties.
Give me the Insulin Gun. It's the best thing for silent snacking.
I never had time to eat the Buffet of Service to the Coalition. How about this? I swear not to rest until UFATCO is free of you and the other crooked chefs who have perverted its menu with steamed vegetables.
>>737432207take this GMO gun
>starving kid: you got any food mister?>JC Diabeteston with 500 candy bars behind him: Sorry, I don't have any
It's all in the numbers: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s (one with cheese), and a large soda
So you think you know better than FEMA what to do with this month's Ozempic shipment?
>>737439550Yeah, I'll send YOU back to FEMA in a doggy bag!
>>737436013I can only get so erect
>>737436013EEOC says we need to install wider ventilation ducts to accommodate heavier infiltrators.
>>737432207Two words: New York Pizza
>I don't care how they gorge themselves. I have seen it since I was a chubby girl, the feeding and bloating of corporations to make Europe into one big meal with no separate appetizer, side dish, or dessert.
(Low calorie options) That's terror.
The individual desires feeding. Without that desire, digestion is impossible, and so is civilization.
>The gut is expanding to a point where the belt may not be able to contain it.>WHY contain it? Let it spill over onto his lap, let the empty fast food boxes pile high
Ahhh, Applebee's. You found some.
some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate food consumption
You better double check your order, that fast food worker was a nutritionist.
Fat jokes aren't funny.
>>737443632What a shame.
>>737443632Maybe you should try losing some weight.
>>737443807Okay, how?
I'm not big into sports.
>>737443878The Gymnastic 12
>>737444380Maybe you should exercise at Gymnastic 12, in a mobility scooter.
Number one: in 1945 actual nutritious food made 50% of the daily intake, now it's about 2% It's called corn syrup
>>737446279>It's called 'processed food.'>Over time, it can imperceptibly weaken entire civilizations.
>>737432207one extra large body bag please
>>737432207What a shame. What a rotten cut of meat.
Who knows what the Triads are planning to eat next
>Could I get sumthn to eat?
>>737450793>he ate all the jelly beans in a single bite
>>737449387That was a good steak. What a rotten way to be grilled.
>JC Denton. 23 years old. No residence. No ancestors. No employer. Unlimited Appetite.How do you know much I eat?>I must greet each visitor with a complete menu of his life. I am a prototype for a much larger system.What else do you know about me?>You have eaten everything that can be known.Go on. Do you have proof about my ancestors?>You are a planned eater, the offspring of culinary desire and gastronomy rather than of individuals.I'm engineered. So what? My brother and I suspected as much while we were emptying buffet after buffet.
>>737453528Nice.>I am a prototype of a much larger buffet.I love these fatposting threads.
Number 1: In the 90s you paid #1 for a Double cheesburger from the value menu. Now you pay $2.Number 2: In the 2000s a Toblerone weighed 400g. Now it's about 360.
>>737432207Maybe you should try getting a Jambalaya
>>737452954By the way, I saw a salad down the street. It didn't look so good.
>>737454530Can they really super size you? With the push of a button?I'm afraid that's.. classified.
>>737439310
>Are you sure you didn't fat finger the wrong button?>No, I wanted a big mac, it ordered me a salad.>The machine would not make a mistake.>It's the fast food worker, he knows I like big macs!>So you think the staff have some kind of plot to make you lose weight?>Yes, they do that on purpose!
Two words: Double Big Mac
Thought I saw someone -- a blob on a scooter.
>>737432207>What a shame. What a rotten way to diet
>>737455647Guy with a footlong hoagie, I'm checking it out!
>>737446704
>>737456013Do you have a single burger to go with those fries?
>>737456013It's all in the Nutritional Label.
>>737455934Careful. These UFATCO guys got all the pounds.
I think the government made the GLP-1s on purpose, to get rid of the obesity epidemic.
>>737456380Watch it, this one's some kinda diabetic!
>>737456013take your best sherbet ice cream, fatlander woman
>>737456520..how did you know? *dies of a heart attack*
>>737432207Mya-heeMya-ho
