Soooooo, all those FUD articles were wrong
>>737443580I thought all you guys said Genki was wrong.
ban twitter screencap threads
ban sales threads
>>737443660>>737443689>>737443719>already seethingThat screenshot you posted why is there no date? ;)
>>737443580All the falseflag ones? Sure, but that's a given how hungry for shiggy diggy dick tendiecucks are.
>>737443719>ban sales threads only when they make Sony look bad
>All Nigtendies have to play is a literal toddlers' gameL fucking MAO
>>737443660>via Mat Piscatella/ Circana>via ????Genki is only reliable when he actually post sources to his claims.
>>737443580I need a second action-adventure exclusive before I buy.
>>737444054Which is the first one?
>>737444007>all snoys have to play is….uh…
>>737444046So are you saying that Nintendo didnt move 7.01M Switch 2s last holiday?
>>737444095Bananza
>>737444007Awww, the liddle baby waby is upsetti spaghetti ;)
Pokopia be crazy.
>>737444108Nothing. That's why I game on PC, nigga. Get bent, faggot.
>>737443580BRRRRRREAKING NEWSTendies will buy anything
>>737444339Wrong, and you still wasted your money on a children's toy.
>>737444390And yet you are crying and shitting yourself ;)And right.
>>737444390but I didnt spend money on 50 dollar fridge magnets....or 100 dollar toy blocks.
>>7374441084 millions people are on the marathon's discord OK?
>>737444127are you crying that PS5 didn't move 8 million units last holiday?
>>737444423>crying and shitting yourselfSounds like something a toddler who plays shit like Pokopia would do lmao. Did it come with a bib too? go kill yourself, you literal waste of oxygen fucking dick sucking manchild faggot.
>>737444667Awww, the liddle baby waby is upsetti spaghetti ;)
The Duskbloods
>>737444715You still bough Pokopia, though. And are still replaying as you cry.
Uh oh, snoy sisters, shield your eyes!
>>737444758>NO UAww, liddle baby has learned how to project! Good job!
>>737444828>He replied againnigga, don't tell me you actually played pokopia while being in your 30s lmao
>>737443580Daaaaaamn a console that released not even a year ago sold more than one that came out over 5 years ago??? That's crazy
>>737444896>>737444902>REEEEEEE, stop raping meLiddle baby has a bleeding asshole? KWABOOTY
>>737444438How much was the nintendo cardboard again?
>>737443580>game that barely sold a quarter of what za did is a system seller
>>737444902Woke up to the news about the USA sales and it's kind of a snooze fest today. The fact that the PS5 pulled that off last quarter and the first two months of the year against the fastest selling console with all the games is hilarious.
>>737444957less than this ;)
>>737444957that shit flopped so bad that Nintendo had to sell the game maker kit on its own for like 20 bucks, no one bought that shit.
>I-IT'S YOU WHO IS A BABY! NOT ME, THE ONE WHO ACTUALLY PLAYED A GAME FOR TODDLERS AND IS DEFENDING IT ONLINE!
I just don’t want to play Pokopia. Why are we all forced to play this dogass?
>>737445038>>737445096>>737445102Sounds like gigacope, lmao.Liddle baby too afraid to reply, I see ;)
>>737445096whats your favorite astrobot level?
>>737445096'ric melty
>>737445102But, anon! We need to justify the fact that we fell for Nigtendo's lies again!
>>737445160Don't know. I haven't owned a Sony console since the ps2.
>Circana thread gets archived>Proceeds to repost his usual seethe threadsHe's mad.
Am I allowed to ask who Eric is? I saw someone mention him in another thread too.
>>737445317If you say anything against modern Nintendo, you’re Eric, and you’re “sametrannying” apparently.
>>737445317eric is a guy who doxxed himself almost 10 years ago while shilling Mighty Number 9 because he thought Megaman 11 was a Switch exclusive, he has since then become a big lolcow on the board for being constantly ass raped every single day due to the mere existence of nintendo.
>>737445317Its just a tendie boogieman
>>737445372Okay, anon, I'll hear you out. Sell me on Pokopia. If it sounds appealing at all, I might just get myself a switch 2.
>>737445578Holy schizophrenia, anon. I was being honest when I posted >>737445509
>>737445578Mr. No Games won the holiday quarter last year. Cry about it, Edwin.
So we HAVE to pay a $70 fine (Pokopia) to keep using our Switch 2? Back in the old days you’d get a game bundled with your mandatory system fine, but now you just get a housing builder that you can get for free on ikea.com.
Imagine being the same anon calling every other anon "Eric" in these threads, day after day, defending your favorite company out of sheer loyalty and autism. Has to be a sadder existence than that of your average anon by quite a wide margin.
Tomorrow's famitsu thread is going to be a good one
lol niggy is mad
Nintendeens bloated (and raped) corpse was found at the river bend.
>>737443580Switch 2 US sales estimates by month:June: 1.58MJuly: 480kAugust: 300kSeptember: 290kOctober: 330kNovember: 450kDecember: 1.03MJanuary: 175kFebruary: 230kMarch: 570kTotal: 5.44M
>>737443580/v/rowns lost as usual
>>737445042so close...
>>737446224>Pre order>Already on sale Is xhe even popular in japan as a design?
>>737445910You and I both know what happened. You're not going to believe anything I show you.
Worth keeping in mind that the first half of the year is usually the weak one as far as Nintendo releases go.If they had mega hitters like Pokopia and Tomodachi Life already imagine what they're saving for the rest of the year.
>Tomadachi life is the best selling game in France this year so farWell guess Japan, the US and Europe doesn't count anymore, only Burundi and the Virgin Islands does.
>>737443660let me know what happens next on twitter anon, it's the reason i come to this board
>>737443580>the only thing Snoyjeets know how to do is lieWho would’ve thunk?
>>737445865Ah right, we still have the one before Golden Week.
>>737445317Theres a single discord tranny that is obsessed with this eric fellow. If you have anything that isnt cult prayers for nintendo, you are eric apparently For some reason pedomods dont ban the spammer, but perhaps its due to the sharing of troonypedoism
>>737447451Nice try Eric, we know it’s you who has a discord server to shitpost
>>737445317>>737445463http://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/398986401#398994318For anyone interested
>>737447682>posts his own discord tranny nintendo defense force Why would you post this publicly? Why would you expose yourself like this? Do trannies really not have any self awa- nevermind
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>>737443580I know people wanting and who got it, that never even had a nintendo before. I ain't getting it though, but they are selling.
>>737448330
>>737448330Bananza is still the best exclusive thoughbeit
>>737448330i look and talk like this
>>737443892ban sales threads that make sony look good tooban ALL sales threads, without exception
Someone should make a collage of all the tranny pictures with a switch after getting surgery
>>737443580Do you fags actually play games or just stare at sales numbers all day?
>>737443580>just in 4chan proves how much of a consumer they are so, sales threads are the only racketeering traffic on this stale ridden site.
>>737443580I love how sony can win like 5 of the last 6 months in the US but it all gets wiped because Nintendo makes games
>>737449664So Nintendo was making less games than Sony in the months that ps5 won?
>>737443580Nintendo always wins!
>>737448920I do both. And honestly if you're an adult and you don't have somewhat of a passing interest in the business side of the hobby you're in you probably just have a low IQ.
>>737449726heh, gottem 'ric
>>737447451You'll survive
>>737444952I accept your concession. PS5 pro shits on Shitch doo doo.
>>737445839>called his shot that switch 2 would win march>switch 2 wins march>celebratesI see nothing wrong with this. You're just mad he was right.
>>737449817>4chigger pretends to be an investor Lol, lmao even
>realizing his scat fetish againsnoys never change
Last thread melty was impressive He kept spamming CANIS like a retard.
>>737449726No, Switch 2 was just pacing like a year one console does, and sony was pacing like a year 5 console does, and in unprecedented fashion Switch 2 won because Nintendo makes games.
>>737450128So what allowed PS5 to even have the curve of a successful console? Did it have games?
>>737450010I have over 200k invested in stocks and etfs, yes
>>737450196gacha
>>737450212Sure you do anon.
>>737445839Imagine being analy devastated by a children's toy company
>>737450196
>>737449892sorry you were raped macao >>737449817honestly sales are mainly a monkey paw, it can either cause a company to get lazy (just look at strangerthings the worst finale in history) or straight up improve (mad max fury road yes i know the 3rd sequel sucked but don't act like an contrarian and pretend mad max fury road was bad) but most of the time there hasn't been any innovative games in the last few years besides lethal company which was an actually original concept, honestly sales threads are mainly just driven by people who act like they're special gloating about the sales of console/game despite not seeing a single cent of that money, they're basically advertising for free but on a molecular level of autism that's almost obnoxious.
>>737450328>>737450292Why weren’t they buying that stuff on PC? Online talks are always about how stuff is on PC
>>737450294that's not even hard with a big boy job, you're either a child or a basement dweller
>>737443580>people are too retarded to understand gross/net/revenue/profit>now they just say dollars made which doesn’t explain anythingthere is literally not a single shred of hope left for this planet
>>737450396Its 4chan retard. You are a larping faggot until you prove otherwise. No one has credibility on this shit hole
>>737450372Brazilians.
>>737450294Dude I'm almost 40 and have a company 401K match, that's not even a lot
And he just made another seethe thread>>737451098
>>737450475"dollar sales" was always cope game journos made to cover for Sony when they were getting victory lapped by a cheaper system.
>>737451264instantly deleted kek
>>737451264>two literal retards suing a multi-billion dollar company They're not going to win this
>>737450048It makes sense he's going to think about dogs considering he has to suck a bajillion dog dicks due to the Switch's success.
>>737450048He really thought he was going to trigger tendies just like how saying "barrier" makes snoys seethe
>>737443580>Japan and America doesn’t matter, we still have Euro-ACK
>>737452565So now we trust VG?
>>737452565Keep in mind, Sw2 numbers are likely underreported and PS5 numbers are overreported because vgshartz
>>737452629no, those numbers are probably still bullshit, but we can trust them to be consistent in their habits of over reporting Sony's numbers while under reporting Nintendo's.
>>737444108Grand Theft Auto OnlineNo joke, there are millions of Normalfags playing that game on PS5 to this day. And they are buying Shark Cards out the wazoo.
>>737450185Ok. Keep shidding yourself tendy. PS5 is untouchable.
>>737452957>no one's touching the PS5we know.
>>737452957>PS5 is untouchable.More like untouched.
>>737452957>PS5 is untouchable.yeah, the barrier it generates is really powerful!
>>737453081>>73745309392.2M units sold
>>737453138And not a game to play.
>>737453138how the fuck sony managed to scam so many people?
>>737443580What the heck psbros, /v/ told me the Switch 2 was dead in the US and was only selling in Japan
>>737453165Elden Ring>>737453193It’s better than anything you have, chump
>>737453138Yet no games to play.
>Nintendo adults are happy that Nintendo received moneyFucking dystopian behavior
>>737453251Elden Ring and Astro bot
>>737453138>it's already close to 100 mil and they didn't even get the GTA bump yet
lollmao
>>737453303Not everyone is as unhinged about a brand as you, homo.
>>737453352Time to remind them that the most popular portable PC was outsold in a week by the Switch 2
>>737453421155m is pathetic compared to ps2
>>737453257Well yeah, Nintendo receiving money means they'll make more games and the switch's massive success is proof of that. Also, because it makes snoys like (you) mad
>>737443580>The newest console on the market is the best sellingSay it isn't so!
>>737453550Too bad you don’t care about their exclusives and wanted to play mainly multiplats anyways
>>737453421The only console not made by Sony that reached 100+ mil was the Wii. And the ps5 is about to clear it.
>>737453584So that means 3ds, Wii, and GBA were pathetic consoles
>>737453598>snoy is projecting againSay it ain't so.
>>737453652>>737453646Sounds like the piss5 flopped.
>>737453634If Astro bot and demons souls remake arent exclusives then Bananza and Mario galaxy arent either
>>737453257More money makes more games. Unlike Sony.>>737453307>Elden RingComing to Switch 2>Astro BotWhat's your favorite level?>>737453352The Problem being meeting customer demand.>>737453416George Cacioppo.
>>737453352Weren’t they saying the same thing about the switch and new phone models at the time?
>>737453598Funny you say this as I'm playing tomodachi life right now
>>737453705>remake>asstrannyflopKWABOOTY, piss 5 has no exclusives.
>>737453660Too bad I am correct
>>737443580>switch 2 was selling bad in February>incredibly good switch 2 exclusive game releases in march>switch 2 starts selling good in March>"HOLY SHIT THEY LIED!!!!!"
>>737450196>So what allowed PS5 to even have the curve of a successful consoleSouth America and Europe will buy this device because of regional indoctrination that occured in the early 2000s. They just buy Sony and that's how that works.
>>737453771>>737453778>y-you totally wnt that REEEEEEEEEmentally ill snoy.
>>737453716Elden Ring not on switch 2 already? Sounds like it’s a gameless console>>737453751Because you barely have any options outside of first party
>>737453550>they'll make more gamesThey haven't made a good original game in over 2 decades. All they did was make shitty remakes and lukewarm copies of other games. And the only people buying that trash are pathetic retards like you desperately trying to get your childhood back. >Also, because it makes snoys like (you) madOnly Nintendo adults have this creepy obsession with a brand. I have never seen a Sony/Xbox/Sega/PC fag behave like you retards.
>>737453769Bananza is ai slop, and Mario galaxy are re releasesSwitch 2 has no games
>>737453646Wii, Switch, DS, Gameboy, and soon to be Switch 2
>>737453358How many hours a day do you spend on /v/?
>>737453852>>737453871>>737453917>using the same pathetic copes that have never worked before.The only good games made in the last 2 decades were all on nintendo systems ;)The famitsu thread will rape you ;)
>>737453871>They haven't madeStopped reading right here. You should have just posted "IT DOESN'T COUNT"
>>737453705No one even bought Astrobot because Snoys don’t play platformers. The game only sold 2 million copies AFTER winning goty.
>>737453931Meant for >>737453778
>>737453934Bloodborne is PS exclusive
>>737453852GTA6's not on PS5 yet? Sounds like an air humidifier.
>>737448583>even gay cartoon admits game is goodUh oh stinky
>>737453917>>737453871>>737453975this snoy is DESPERATE
>>737453652>Raped the Vita, PS3, and uhhh Nokia N-Gage respectivelyno, those consoles all look like winners in retrospect.
>>737453920>Wii>Handheld>Handheld>Handheld>Handheld>HandheldNintendo can't make consoles. They need the Pikachu carry. If you want to talk about pathetic maybe we should go check the sales for the N64 and the Wiiu
>>737453871Studies have shown that Nintendofags have the least brand loyalty while Snoys have the highest.
>>737453975>>737454025totk reviewed better than all piss5 games ;)
>>737454025>handhelds don't count...Pathetic.
>>737453852Is Elden Ring the only game you can think of? I don't even care about rollslop and releasing on switch 2 isn't going to change my mind
>>737454025I just listed 4 consoles that crossed 100 milly
>>737453997If you like Animal Crossing, Minecraft, or Stardew Valley, you're gonna like Pokopia. And if you're on the fence, there will probably be a mainline Mario or Zelda next year to get you to commit. And this is likely the cheapest the Switch 2 will ever be.
>>737454025>d-d-doesn't count...Then why is Sony rushing a handheld out?
>>737454123Handhelds do NOT count, because.... they just don't, okay??
>>737453934Yeah man that 2d Mario game with Mario in a different fursuit was a hecking blast>The famitsu thread will rape you ;)Im white so I don't go there.
>>737454207>ImYou are definitely not white, KWABOOTY
>>737454116Handhelds are for children. ironically the best handheld was actually made by Sony as well. but unfortunately they didn't have bulbasaur to help them out. They did have tons of other games that completely destroyed whatever Nintendo had on their underpowered handhelds.
Bonjour Eric, tu es un sataniste maléfique qui ruine ce forum ainsi que la vie des gens. Je veux que tu subisses la colère de Dieu, et ce, sans le moindre délai. Ma théorie sera confirmée, et j'obtiendrai enfin ce que je réclame à Nintendo depuis neuf ans.
>>737454207>Im whiteThen what are you doing cheering for Sony?
>>737454319No not really.
>>737454251>Grammar copeSo basically i won.
Pokopia did what DKB couldn’t
>>737454319>>737454387Sounds like the sony handhelds are all trannyshit.And white people care about grammar ;)
>>737453416But enough about Snoys
>>737454365>>737454382>N-n-noCry harder, fags.
>>737454426Hide yo' baby boys! Tripster Zero's in town!
>>737454428meant for >>737454387>>737454319
>>737454413Sony handhelds had more than just 2d platformers and Pokemon unlike Nintendo.
i bought a switch 2 today
>>737454428Cry harder fag
>>737453871>Only Nintendo adults have this creepy obsession with a brand. I have never seen a Sony/Xbox/Sega/PC fag behave like you retardsI mean every snoy with a social media have playstation slogans and shapes on their profile like if it's their pronouns and PC niggers glaze Gabe Newell 24/7 but apparently nintendo fans are the ones with the creepy obsession lol
>>737454319>needs a bulbasaur to sell the best handheld ever
>>737454387>>737454515>iNigger.And sony handhelds only had niggers and trannies on them, basically an electronic dilator that doesn't have games.
>>737454410Bananza and TomoDacHi Life are more fun for me to play than Pokopia.Bananza has Mario's daughter, and TomoDacHi Life is a holodeck tool.I want to be sold on Pokopia.
>>737454515No not really. Btw it's handheld, singular. PSP was their only handheld. Shita was PS4 peripheral and just port machine.
>>737454565There are videos online about nintendo adults holding funerals for Iwata. Find something on the same level as that and you have a point. Anyone can make some shitty AstroTurf Xitter account.
>>737454648>Find something on the same level as that and you have a pointOkayhttps://youtu.be/R2UHhyIBlmw?si=VEzya-mTGbFOsQDT
>>737443580Can't underestimate how stupid the average casual normalfag is. Fanboys are an extremely loud, extremely retarded minority. All that matters is nonstop marketing and easy availability for the braindead masses.
>>737454515Go on; tell us more about how ignorant you are.
>>737454648>>737454709Snoys literally do this.
>>737454590>more grammar cope i am now just going to do it because it makes you seethe. The PsP had one of the best libraries of any gaming system. LocoRoco alone blows anything Nintendo has out of the water.
>>737454648the pajeet snoy surgeon that doxxed a patient during surgery to shill the piss5 and lost his medical license.
>>737454787>LocoRoco alone blows anything Nintendo has out of the water.How so?
>>737454787>still can't use proper spellingAnd that's how I know you are a nigger ;)Then you should hate sony for shutting down the dev of LocoRoco.
>>737454787>>737454816Too bad Sony abandoned it.
>>737454742You have a profound lack of self awareness.
>>737454704>Chris ChanI was hoping you'd post that. Where do you think the chu in Sonichu comes from? If you weren't such a newfag you would know that Chris Chan started out as a tendie and hated Sony. But even HE saw how much Nintendo had fallen off and smartened up. So that basically confirms that Nintendo adults are even dumber than fucking Chris-Chan.
>>737454898meant for >>737454787
Can someone explain to me why there would be a single sony fan in this thread right now? This is a thread about Nintendo, not sony.
>>737454816Having soul and a good soundtrack. providing something unique. It's not some lukewarm 2d platformer.
>>737454648>nintendo adults holding funerals for IwataAnd this is bad because? PC vegans are going to be doing the same for Gabe when he dies
>>737454925So the more of a lolcow he became, he started worshipping sony?KWABOOTY
>>737446224Looks like a 3DS custom home menu
>>737454925So he used a piss5 then raped his mother?Wow, the average snoy development.
>>737443660notice how the one in favor of ps5 has no source
>>737454925Meanwhile in reality, Chris chan is remembered as a major Sonicfag that the franchise has officially referenced. Has Pokémon ever referenced a certain wedding between a man and his Reshiram? No. Has Mario ever made a "my Private Vietnam" joke? No. But guess which series has made a Chris chan reference?https://youtu.be/e6pWkk09auc?si=F0j5FoWA-KgVDFZchttps://youtu.be/6-CSnISub6M?si=2ZkTRz0ni6tesKib
>>737454992Again if you weren't such a newfag you would know he was always a lolcow. But even a lolcow like CwC knew that modern Nintendo fucking sucks. No wonder you nintendo adults try to get back into your childhood. No way you can cope with the reality that you are dumber than Chris Chan.
>>737455137No, let snoys claim Chris-chan. It's fine, they are all like him anyway.>>737455167So chris-chan worships sony? Good to know, I guess all snoys are like that.
>>737454925>you would know that Chris Chan started out as a tendie and hated SonyHe was always a playstation fag you retarded nigger. He loves parappa and little big planet
>>737454925So you're saying the next step for all snoys is to become transexuals? Okay; We'll accept that.
>>737443580>Nintendo will release their fiscal year earnings on May 8th>Switch 2 probably shipped around 21 million units>21 million units and it's not even a full year oldGet ready, we're about to see apocalyptic levels of butthurt.
>>737455346>apocalyptic levels of butthurtWe're already seeing it.
>>737455221He worships Sonic most of all but at least he wasn't stupid enough to worship Nintendo after they had fallen off. Imagine being worse than the guy who drank his own semen mixed with Fanta.
https://youtu.be/XcRC60KVBhY?si=vg-IJNVcjMPXSoSVA tendie made this btw
>>737454603I like both Pokopia and DKB. Pokopia just had that effect to attract normies who don’t often play games
>>737455381>Imagine being worse than the guy who drank his own semen mixed with FantaI'm not a snoy so I wouldn't know.
>>737455381>>737455451Sounds like chris Chan is the prototype snoy. You worship him just like he worships sony
>>737455236It only started in the mid 2000s you fucking mongoloid. He started being a Sony fan after the ps3 (likely because of the Sonic games). He fucking despised the ps1/2 due to his sheer Nintendo loyalty.
Is he really holding up Chris-Chan as his latest idol?
What's funny is that if Chris was still a Nintendo fan, this guy would say it was proof that Nintendo fans are bad.
>>737455498Maybe if it had a $80 price tag and a Nintendo logo
>>737444007Kek
>>737455536So he only became a lolcow and tranny and mother raper after adopting Sony? Makes sense.
>>737455593Nah.
>>737455653Lmao get him
>>737455597>>737455593Nice sametrannying, Eric. You worship tranny Chris chan
>>737455603You newfags clearly have no idea about the lore. Before he became infamous he used to dress up as a Pokemon gym trainer to beat 7 year olds at the game place.
>>737455381So is he a tendie or not? make up your mind
>>737455738So before he was retarded. And he became retarded because of Sony. Good job proving me right.
>>737443580>muh “30% reduction in production”!>Nintendo sells 600k units in MarchJewrnos and everyone who blindly believes them should be hanged
>>737455653Some shitty collector's boxset is nothing compared to the time Nintendo charged $60 for Mario64 for the Switch. It didn't even run as good as on an emulator on PC.
>>737455861They didn't, Eric. Lying won't save you.
>>737455861You know, the moment you start to lie it just shows you have no ground to stand on
>>737455738He also entered a Parappa contest in order to take a girl who was actively avoiding him out on a date. Also the contest had so few contestants, he managed to make it in the top 10.
>>737455773>>737455796He used to be but even the retarded Sonic-fag knew when it was time to quit. You guys seem very upset that I pretty much proved that you are below an individual such a Chris Chan. Maybe it's best if you guys play another overpriced Wiiu port.
>>737454515Vita sure as hell didn't have Monster Hunter HOHOHOHOHO
>>737455653Imagine how amazed Tendies would be if they ever got to play a real game like TLOU, sprawling landscapes, realistic mechanics/weapons, pushing graphics. All they're stuck with is Baby Einstein stuff
>>737456002>>737456041>worshipping Chris Chan and the goy of usKWABOOTY, Eric actually wants to be like Chris chan
>>737456041>a real game like TLOU
>>737456128Should we start calling him Erica? It'd be more respectful...
>>737455897>>737455926>L-l-lies...Super Mario 3d all stars for the Switch. An arbitrarily limited run game and for a long time the only way to play Mario64 on the Switch.>B-b-but it had 2 other gamesNot interested in those. I wanted to play fucking Mario64 on my big screen and those fucking kikes at Nintendo expected me to pay $60 for an N64 game. They could have done a digital run and only sold Mario64 for like $15 and I would have bought it. But they are such greedy kikes that they went with a shitty compilation.
>>737456008It had GodEater which was better
>>737456173I hate you, Eric.
>>737456173*play Mario64, Sunshine and Galaxy on the Switch
>>737456173Cant believe Sony charged 100 bucks for a PS3 game with its multiplayer mode removed....
>>737443580The debate I kept seeing in the comments for this game was from people who never played Animal Crossing or Pokemon or both, asking people whether they should be buying this or New Horizons. If I had to guess most of the sales are coming from normalfags that have barely touched a Nintendo console.
>>737456173So not actually just Mario 64 for 60, you post and got raped.
>>737454925Chris Chan was always a SEGA/Sonic fanboy who just happened to like Pokemon. He got a Playstation 3 for Sonic 06, dipshit.
>>737456145yes, majority of it is gameplay
>>737454515>Sony handheldsI'll give you the PSP but the Vita might actually have the worst library of all Playstation consoles which is impressive since the PS5 is right there.
>>737443580Breaking news: pig eats slop more at 8
>>737456273YOU ARE REPLYING TO YOURSELF WITH YOUR REPETITIVE CATCHPHRASE.
>>737456271Probably, the FOMO was huge enough to reach people not familiar with any of those franchises, same as Tomodachi
>>737456354But enough about the Chris Chan station 5
>>737456341see its a good thing people like you arent running a company because you are out of touch, if your definition of having games in relation to success was applicable in the real world, then ps5 wouldnt be as successful as it is today
>>737443660Both these could be true they arent contradictory
>>737456251>>737456273Sunshine and Galaxy fucking suck. Mario64 was the last time Nintendo made magic and they didn't even want to give me that at a reasonable fee.
>>737456002Bro, you're seething so hard you're not even making sense anymore. You started this by claiming he is the way he is because he's a massive tendie but now you're saying he's a better person because he doesn't 'worship' nintendo anymore
>>737456408sorry op i stopped playing on consoles around ~2013 Only browns still buy consoles
>>737456173So it’s not $60 for Super Mario 64, you little lying bitch?
All this talk about the next Playstation handheld is the exact same shit people were saying when Valve announced the Deck lmao.
Is this nigger seriously resorting to using chris chan as a cope?
>>737456441Too bad he was right about both
>>737456424>>737456469Why are snoys so mentally ill And lying?
>>737456551The PS6 handheld will make quick work of the entire PC handheld market. Vita flopped and it sold 14-17m units.
In conclusion, you'll get more enjoyment with 3D All Stars ($60) than TLOU 1+2 goy edition ($110)
>>737456547Except it was. If I wanted to play Mario64 on my switch I had to pay $60. I am not interested in anything else. Just because Nintendo forced their other shovelware on me doesn't mean I didn't have to pay $60 to play their last actually good game.
>>737456546>iYou are definitely a Nigger.
>>737456469hi deen
Your tendie Discord tactics were fucking pathetic and you got owned.
>>737456673TLOU 1 would destroy anything on the Switch platform
>>737456781But we all know you want to rub clams with Chris-Chan now, Erica.
>>737456679You lost and got raped.
>>737448590it's not bro... it's not.
>>737456608That's obvious, I wouldn't even be surprised if the Portal outsold most of them at this point. People really overstate the popularity of those pieces of shit.
>>737456792what does that even mean?
tomorrow will be an interesting day
>>737455346>21Moh no
>>737456792>>737456781You lost and got raped, tranny eric
>>737456884It is better than anything you have ever played on your Fisher Price tablet
>>737443580'fraid so
>>737456890why, are you getting a ps5 finally?
>>737456792Sure buddy. I bet it's very fun to do boring stealth sections and push boxes for 9 hours
>>737456928>>737456986Eric, nobody is falling for your snoytranny cope
>>737456995You wish you had something as good as TLOU, all you got are cow goes moo games
>>737456890If he's melting this hard already imagine when Nintendo drops that new financial report.
>>737456986>>737457057Ewww, tranny of us.
>>737457057>cow goes moo games
>>737455346>Switch 2 will outsell the Gamecube in less than a fucking yearBased, this is gonna get cubies mad.
>>737457181Switch 2 outsold the Wii U in mere months so I think it's the Shitwata fanboys who will be the most mad, actually.
>>737457181that moment when you realize there are more Xbox Series X/S in the wild than Snitch 2s
>>737457235>toddlerbotKWABOOTY
>>737457235What's your favorite Astro Bot level? Pics would be appreciated.
inb4 archive misdirection
>>737457057I don't know snoy, but I have over 50 hours on tomodachi life so far and it's better than any movie slop on the playstation>inb4 "b-but you can't play TLOU!"I played it a long ass time ago on the PS3. It's not as good as you make it seem
>>737457348>>737457320What's your favorite Elden Ring area? (oh yeah it's not available on your system)
>>737450517yooo if that's what it takes to get a ps5 included in my rent then so be it.
>>737450517so, this is the famous PS5 barrier.
>>737457396>>737457429>toddlerbotKWABOOTY
>>737457057
>>737457471cocomelon ass game.
>>737457471>Bing bing wahoo>Bing bing wahoo, for the players
>>737457471lol come on, forced waggle section?
>>737457471>>737457493>>737457509>>737457537>>737457475but can your cocomelon win GOTY?
>>737457396Why, Liurnia of the Lakes of course.
>>737457590Goy of the year for toddlerbot? Sad!
>>737457590can your Cocomelon garner an audience?
>>737457471>>737457509>>737457578Ah, so these are the type of games that "mature" gamers play
>>737457579The game has more forced waggle than every single first party Switch game combined.
>>737457396not my pic, but I can remember the Elphael like the back of my hand. Ran well on my Steam Deck. There. I answered your passive aggressive question. Answer mine. Now.
>>737457590*boughtalso. Answer the question.
>>737457698>>737457651>>737457613>>737457660>>737457746Switch 2 doesnt even have elden ring yet, no amount of Famitsu will save you from that fact
>>737457787Answer. The. Question.
>>737457509>Somehow is more linear than Prime 4
>he's already seething about famitsu charts >it's not even thursday yetlol
>>737457787You can only name elden ring because the PiS5 has no games
>>737457787And PS5 doesnt have GTA VI yet.
>>737457787ps5 doesn't have bravely default and no amount of coping will ever bring it to your system.
But jewberg told me a trusted source said they had to cut their projected sales significantly!
>>737457787And yet asstrannybot is a cow goes moo game ;)
Do remember that Astroturf's award would have gone to Concord if that hadn't crashed and burned instantly.That's how legitimate The Geoff Awards are.
>>737457826>>737457850>>737457858>>737457861>>737457864PS5 has Elden Ring, your console doesn't. PS5 has +1 more game than your favorite console. Checkmate.
Since the coward won't answer. Here's a reminder. Astro Bot has no real fans.
>>737457952So you admit asstrannybot is bad ;)
>>737457952why can't the ps5 run Bravely Default, a 3DS game, but the Switch 2 can?
>>737457952
>>737457969Astro bot just steals Mario mechanics. They just like Mario games.
>>737457952Your PS5 doesn't have Elden Ring either.
>>737458021Astro Bot won GOTY because it went right for Nintendo's pride and won. A hell of a move.
>>737457590Its funny you can just post Astro Bot and it triggers the fuck out of Tendies. It's unreal how sensitive these people are.
>>737458081reminder that Team Asobi sucked Nintendo off during their acceptance speech.
>>737458104What's YOUR favourite Astroturf level, anon-kun?
>>737458128You can beat your opponent and still respect what got them there too, you know?
>>737458104>sonic fag is trying to punch up again.
>>737458081And the devs at Asobi dedicated their award acceptance speech to Nintendo, not Sony funnily enough.
>>737458162oh, they did more than respect them. they deepthroated Nintendo's yellow cock.
>>737458081Sony bought the award and even then, Team Asobi praised Nintendo.https://youtu.be/4FVYoM-h6fc?si=I7uI3nOI1RIsVPL7>>737458104>says the Sonicfag
>>737458265Unlike Nintendo, the only thing available on Sony consoles isn't only first party stuff. You have thousands of third parties to choose from.
>>737458162>>737458237>respecting Nintendo in any waysounds like they should have their throars slit.
>>737458317wanna try typing that again ESL-kun?
>>737458317We know. Sony knows this. They don't make games anymore and have to suck the tit of third parties just to keep their console afloat. And those third-parties are starting to realize the barrier before them.
Barrier.
>>737458265
>>737458494lookie at what just popped up.
>>737458104Cow goes moo game ;)
>>737454991>PC vegans>he's still desperately trying to push itrothschild lost
>>737458317>Unlike Nintendo, the only thing available on Sony consoles isn't only first party stuff. You have thousands of third parties to choose from.Switch (1) has by far the largest 3rd party library of that generation. 15-20% more titles at approximately 12,000 (SW1) vs 10,000 (PS4). The PS4 has been out longer too (by 5 whole years) and continues to receive new titles to a degree. PS5 has about 1,000 unique titles (over 6 years) while Switch 2's "Switch 2 only" library is already at approximately 500 (been out less than 1 year).So... you're not just wrong but wildly wrong to a hilarious degree and if I were you I'd be embarrassed.
>>737457787It's on pretty much everything but Switch 2. I've been playing it on PC. Assuming the optimize the hell out of it, it come eventually.
>>737444542>answering with a questionbuttblasted :)
>>737457952PC has it too
>>737458483To think... PC bros will miss out on such an interactive experience as this. Keeps me up at night.
>>737458791We'll survive... just barely.
>>737458273They rightfully won the award, why are you so hurt by this?
>>737458791your loss!!
>i can only afford one consolemust suck to be poor
>>737457969Fans or cultists? Because there's a big difference there.
>>737458709So does that third party on Switch 1 include Elden Ring or Call of Duty? Crimson Desert? Sekiro? RE4 remake?I doubt it.
>>737458937>black girl>purple magic WAKANDA FOREVER!
>>737443580But /v/ told me the switch FLOPPED outside of japan???
>>737458791Not necessarily.
>>737459151>made up scenarios
>>737459053he tried his best, so proud of him!
>>737459159>snoys HATE this one trick
>>737459053wow, this is truly the best game of all time
>>737459053riveting.
>>737458937Why must you torture me with such tantalizing footage I'll NEVER be able to experience on my pathetic Nvidia 5090 FE. I'll never get to play as God of War's adopted sun or hang out with black Loki and enjoy some chill 1 action per minute gameplay and nonstop cutscenes. Unfortunately I cannot afford a PS5. Guess I'll just have to settle with my poorfag native 4K HDR PC games on my poverty tier 48" OLED monitor with unc-tier input device (keyboard and mouse).>>737458853I don't know if I'll be able to cope with this great loss anon. May have to end it all. >>737459159True true, but then I won't get to engage with the thrilling QTEs! It just won't be the same. Not like I could just press X on my keyboard and pretend it is doing something. Clearly the game needs my input so it wouldn't be the same as genuinely being in "control" of the mo... game.
>>737458987Both.
>>737459038No? That's a weird thing to ask. Who the fuck wants to play COD on a controller? Or any shooter. Shooters are for keyboard and mouse. Those things are on xbox and PC tho. I can't imagine suffering through Crimson Desert on anything but a PC personally. I only have 185 hours in it (have a job, wife, and a kid) but I've toggled off raytracing and/or path tracing and turned down shadows and shit to match console settings (based on DF's settings) and it looks like ass. Wouldn't wish that on anyone. Not to mention mods on PC for it are critical (though the dev is crazy fast to implement said critical mods to the base game). I wouldn't wanna play most mainstream slop and the few I would (Sekiro/Crimson Desert) I'd play on PC. Switch 2 is for Nintendo games, 3rd party indie games, RPGs, puzzle games, party games and platformers. That's what I use it for at least. Get to experience everything gaming has to offer with my 5090 + Switch 2, except the non-games Sony fans seem to love (Press X to experience Plot). There isn't any software I want that isn't on PC, except Nintendo first party games. And they're the only developer that makes software good enough to get me to buy an inferior experience. Nothing on the Goystation or the XGoy is appealing enough to lock me into an overpriced inferior experience. If Nintendo released on PC I'd never get a console again. But since I have a SW2 it is handy to get shit like Hades 2 on it vs Steam so I can game at work on it easily. Steamdeck is a lot to pack.
>>737459038I can play all of those, yes.
>>737459646You'll be here seething in September over Wolverine. Just like PC fatties are seething to this day over DeS remake.
>>737459720>over the shoulder slop starring geriatric Jean Greynah
>>737459709*not on your favorite console
>>737459786ok.
>>737448842ThisThis is /v/ not /biz/
Looks like he bypassed his detention.>>737459720>emulates the original
>>737459786You can say whatever you want, you're seething. Not even this guys fridge-priced graphics card can play Wolverine>>737459646
>>737459313>they made a long queue line >they expected a large crowdawwww, that's cute
>>737459835seethe snoyjeet
>>737459159Pirating is bad.
>>737459850>originalTalking about the remake here, that of which your PC can't run.
>>737459871speaking of fridges, do you think Wolverine will get crushed by one like Spider-Man did?
>>737457969Mechanically I'd like to try Astro Bot but everything about the game's presentation/style/theme is so fucking unappealing. Why were they too afraid to make something original? Even if they wanted to 1:1 clone Super Mario in a greatest-hits style game they should have used their own original characters and stuff. Not just be a giant ad for other games. Feels... gross. And I've seen gameplay. It seems fairly interactive and competent as a platformer and I'd give it a try for that if on PC. But goddamn I can't imagine the developers feel proud of themselves. It's just kinda pathetic. >>737459720>You'll be here seething in September over Wolverine. Just like PC fatties are seething to this day over DeS remake.Nah. I enjoyed Spiderman 1 I'll give you that. I finished it at least. Was neat. But I played a bit of 2 and beyond being a PC tech demo/benchmark it didn't really hook me. It wasn't any different from 1 other than the MJ super-hero segments vs stealth. I did think the Symbiote Saga shit was kinda cool but they only focused on the boring shit leading up to Carnage. I dunno if I'd buy Wolverine even if it was available after playing SM1 & 2. Maybe once discounted to 20 bux? Maybe. Not a big x-men fan. I grew up reading Spiderman though so that's primarily why I tolerated the movieslop. Collecting suits was appealing. >>737459871It cost 2 PS5 Pros and can play infinitely more games. Only a matter of time until it can emulate your movie games, tho I'm not sure who will bother.
>>737459919>which your PC can't runThank Christ. Rest in Piss, Bluepoint.
>>737459816Well yeah my favorite console hasn't gotten a game since like 2002
>>737459720uh huh
>>737459967>>737459959>>737459930Stay seething, you can spend as much as you want on a PC and you still won't get Astro Bot or Wolverine, and you'll be waiting years after console people as far as GTA 6 goes. Demon's Souls remake is one of the finest games of this generation, sorry your money pit can't run it.
Why is he thursday mad? It's only wed?
>>737443580Lost to mararhon
>>737460084why did Blue Point die if the Demake is so good?
>>737459720>DeS remakeThe thing that destroyed all the textures (removed grime/blood/mud) and fucked up all the lighting? Oh noooooooooo. What a loss! What a travesty! Whatever will I do? My internally upscaled emulated copy running at native 4K with HDR luminance maps and other mods only makes it look 4-5x better than the Bluepoint remake.
>>737459930>thrown into a fridge>freezesand it's all "interactive">>737459959Astro Bot's design is super clever. Especially the level where you can shrink and grow in real time. It's genuinely impressive and you can tell the devs had a lot of fun designing the game. But other than that, it's just a sad reminder of what Sony used to have before they got comfortable with MTX and gacha money.
>>737460084>Astro BotFetus game>wolverineCapeshit>Demon's SoulsFrombingshit
>>737460107>digital not included for Nintendo games.hmmmmm
>>737460125>>737460135Why cant your PC run the remake if your 5090 is so good?
You fags are here yapping about about mainstream games while I'm playing OstranautsWhat ever happened to hipsterism, or even basic gatekeeping? I doubt you fags even know what the Rune Factory games are
Wolverine will save the PS5!
>>737460087Circana numbers came in and the Switch 2 cleared.>>737460107>those asterisks
>>737460137>Astro Bot's design is super clever. Especially the level where you can shrink and grow in real time. It's genuinely impressive and you can tell the devs had a lot of fun designing the game. But other than that, it's just a sad reminder of what Sony used to have before they got comfortable with MTX and gacha money.Yeah it does look fun. It is the first game Sony has made since Little Big Planet and Gravity Rush 2 that have made me think twice about getting a Playstation. But the brand-whore shit is just cringe. I don't get why it can't be its own thing like Jak & Dexter... Just kinda depressing. I bet the devs had to wear suits with NASCAR style branding to work. What's worse no Snoygers bought it so they'll never make more.
>>737460179All Switch 2 games>shit
>>737443660>marchVs>december
>>737460197Rune Factory stopped being good after 4, and no, Guardians of Azuma is not a good game.
>>737460250So you dont believe Genki's figures? like you dont know the numbers yourself
>>737458081>pay for Concord victory>Concord dies in a monthno wonder it won lol
>>737460030>>737460206>it's somehow a third person sneaking game againseriously?
>>737460354at least sony has released a good 3d platformer this gen, marios going on a decade of nothing
>>737460242*not on your favorite console
>>737460423That's every sony game ever made
>>737458317>You have thousands of third parties to choose from.so do Nintendo
>>737460440More people played Bowser's Fury than Astro Bot.
>>737460445I have Astro Bot, the greatest platformer ever made
>>737460440>3d platformer>walk down a straight path and jump gaps2.5D
>>737460530what's your favorite level?
>>737460508
>>737460508Call of duty, Elden ring, crimson desert, re4 remake, sekiro, Dark souls 3?
>>737458745please, don't cry.
>>737460545it has a bunch of open space
>>737460584all on PC
>>737460584*Also on PC
>>737460330You’re comparing two different charts you fucking retard
>>737460508>Both Quintuplets VNMy fucking nigga!
>>737460620>all those checkpointsbaby game
>>737460107Marathon got raped by Crimson Desert
>>737460530I have Mario 64, the greatest platformer ever made
>>737460623>>737460626Good thing PS5 allows me to not need a PC to play them thank you very much for those big PC games
>>737460584explain why should I buy casual shit?
>>737460620>one pathJesus... this is your defense.
>>737460620>the straight line sometimes curves slightly
>>737460704and good thing Youtube allows me to play PS5 "games"
>>737460704Show us your library.
>>737460620I've seen more open space in Final Fantasy XIII
>>737460758See>>737460620
>>737460797see>>737460681
>baldy actually considers all this a win and funWhat a miserable existence.
>>737460620>ZA somehow has more platforming than this
>>737460620>Linear>hover fully recharges the instant you land>can fully turn around when jumping, with little momentum or commitment>checkpoints almost every jump>most enemies aren't even a threatAbsolutely nothing special
>>737460831and yet its better than anything on switch 2
>>737460620>literal corridor without any real challengeno wonder speedtrannies and jounos enjoyed it lol
>>737460895post your favorite level then
>>737460872delet this
>>737460620If this was in a Mario game this webm would be posted on /v/ to make fun of it daily for the next fifteen years.
>>737460896>speedtranniesNo one has beaten his score yet.
>>737460870You're terminally online, dude.
>>737460620I thought this game was enjoyable but I am glad to see these replies. GOTY? Give me a fucking break lmfao
>>737460620I don't know what's sadder. This clip or this being the first time many have even seen AB gameplay?
>>737461112Then what does thay say about you?
>>737461145You have to understand. It was the first time in the last 20 years Snoy journos got a game to play and not an interactive movie
>>737461191I'm okay, fighting the good fight with my tribalistic pals
>>737460620Can we have a map of this level, so that we can compare it to 3D Mario levels?
>>737461041 and no one will since no one plays this game anymore lol
bros, I will buy and start this this weekend, what am I in for?
>>737461312>wishful thinking
>>737460620>literally a 3D Mario knock-off copycat game >except it's shit Also, the irony of Snoys claiming Mario to be a baby game, but then as soon as they get a bing wahoo on their console, suddenly it's GOTY. Snoys are so fucking embarrassing at this point.
>>737461417A good platformer but without the challenge of previous Marios.
>>737461437Show us your gameplay. Favorite level?>>737461417soul
>>737459053ANCIENT snoy cope, god damn he's bringing shit from decade ago.
>>737461594that ai is fucking ancient lmao
Tomorrow's melty (continued from yesterday and today) is going to be glorious.
>won't post his favorite Astro Bot>won't post his ER build>won't post his Demon's Souls Demake build>won't post anything >just seethes about Nintendo
>>737461417garbage soulless baby mode goyslop. the only mario game worth it on switch is super mario 3d world bowsers fury. and that's only on the switch 2 bc it runs like shit on the regular switch
>>737461660but enough about asstrannybot ;)
>>737461660if the ai is so shit, why the player has lost basically 2 hp?
>>737461294i don't think anyone cares enough to do itit's fanbase abandon it in 2024
>>737461770you are foaming at the mouth.
>>737461741tendies make up people having melties so they can laugh at something
>>737461770>garbage soulless baby mode goyslopbut enough about asstrannybot ;)
>>737461814Because a IGN journalist is playing.
>>737461417docked or handheld
>>737461845Nobody is falling for your lies.
>>737459053>someone made a new seethe webm a decade later
>>737461845clearly not considering the ass ravaged snoys that were shitting up the Splatoon raiders threads yesterday.
>>737461848u wont see me defending that game. but it's a 6/10 when odyssey is a 4/10 at best
>>737461915now where does that mention famitsu threads
>>737461845okay melty
>>737461925In case you didn't know it's the same snoy>>737461943>>737461948Yes you did, everybody knows it's you.
>>737461845They're laughing at you and how you behave when Nintendo is successful. You're kind of a running joke around here.
>trannyterminally online.
>>737461986>>737461987Do you think I don't own all systems? What makes you think I am being biased? You can own something and criticize it.
>>737461986I'm aware
>>737461918No I recognise that one from years ago. It's some day 1 stuff. The remarkable part is them holding onto it as if it's worth posting.
>>737461018>mario flying on switch >mario copies wearing the skin of golden sun, star fox, and f-zero while flying on a GBA, wiimote, and a gamecube
>>737461986lil bro take ur meds. i have every modern console except xbox and a pc with a 5070 ti
>>737462025post your systems then
>>737462025Where the fuck did I say anything abiut your consoles, dumbfuck
>>737462025>>737462082Prove it. The fact you replied to the same post twice proves you are samefagging.
>>737462056What a cute game, I'm glad it won the GOTY.
>>737459151It flopped in my mind>>737459720>bluepointS
>>737462121*it bought the GOTY
>>737462056>4 different franchises here>and astrobot i guess>3 are completely dead>one hasn't had any attention since the ps5 launched and the "power of the ssd" was debunked through the pc portwhat a celebration
>>737462121meant for BOTW
>>737460192
>>737462167>Still cryingLet it go, dude.
>>737462119wtf you talking about schizo. my first post in this thread was responding to the odyssey post. idk wtf else going on in this thread
>>737462056>sniffing your own farts: the game
>>737462243>still losing hair
>>737462213Yeah, that one too but I was talking about Astrobot, control your seethe.
>>737460530Uhh>>737462334Bingslop bot
>>737462318Not really, I have good genes. I wonder what kind of made up enemy is living rent free in your head.
>>737462246Eric, you used the exact same wording about owning all consoles. You aren't good at this. Now price you own them. Twice ;)
>>737462426Eric, you doxxed yourself before
>>737462483Seems like the guy has a fan club. Good for him.
>>737462483That's acpedo. Not eric
>>737462426>frogSorry about your life, incel.
Don't cry, Eric. Once this thread dies I will makes it again ;)Keep seething until the famitsu thread, I know you already have been up for 24 hours
>>737462682Do frogs upset you?
>>737462740Not at all
>>737462763Let it out, anon. We're not judging you.
>>737462810Let it out, anon. We're not judging you.
Not him but attaching frogs to any post is a common indicator that what you're about to read is completely retarded.Similar with wojaks having absolutely no thoughts or self-awareness.If either are used as reaction images, it's about as interesting or original as seeing a funko collection. Copy-pasted, ugly and unfunny.
>>737463195Yeah that about sums up my feelings
>>737463195
>>737463195>it's about as interesting or original as seeing a funko collection.So like watching Astro Bot.
>>737463413...what?
>>737463469All the bots are exactly the same but with the skin of a dead IP draped over them.It's more important that it's recognised as astro first than the character it's supposed to copy.
Yoshi and the Mysterious Book is getting good buzz.
>>737463680>let go of trying to make it some sort of platformer>its a puzzle game, with new puzzle elements in each levelthey're learning
