What the FUCK was his problem?
>>737445948who's he?
>>737445948they're doing this to me tomorrow
>>737446008He's coming to eat your asshole so hard that your prostate grows horns
>>737445948He's trans. Unironically. He wants to be an Omen and hates that he can't be.
>>737445948caca yum yum
>>737445948he didn't have a problem, just a guy trying to have fun
It's over.
GRRM self-insert
>>737445948If only real life we jailed and killed people for being unrepentant evil psychopaths like in fiction.
>>737448365They were pelting the fuck outta him lmao
>>737448365why are they throwing produce instead of feces?
>>737449760a-anon...there's no one in that suit dipshit
>>737445948He got a taste of that crust and was hooked.
>>737448365W-why are there N-NPCs and citizens
>>737448045oh god, they're putting him in the movie? I had some hope they were going to do a side story, or flesh out some of the pre-game events. I hope this isn't a soulless retread of the game's "story"
>>737445948le poopoo peepee man
>>737445948He got memed too hard with Andy Sixx's log of shit and took it seriously.
>>737450530Why would they throw the thing he likes?
>>737448365What a shame. Unfit to even be cinder.
>>737450612The movie’s looking to be pre-shattering
>>737450632It’s most likely gonna be pre shattering, the sets don’t look as decrepit as the games
>>737446060shouldn't have poopoo raped and forever cursed all those guys
>>737450632I could see them doing a rendition of the intro from the game
>>737448365>”shit, boom mic in the shot, we need to clean up all that rotten produce and do another take”
hopefully we see these dudes in the movie
>>737446060First time?
>>737448365>Distributed by A24
>>737445948No one else has felt the curse with their whole being, the pox upon life itselr. They are but lambs, strangers to defilement. Ignorant of their own ignorance. They are uninteresting.
>>737451085guaranteed they'll be there
Wait are you fucking serious? Why an Elden Ring movie and not maybe a Dark Souls? Also who the fuck asked for this?
MY NAME IS VARGRAM THE RAGING WOLF, MOTHERFUCKER
>>737448189This but seriously.The Dung Eater wants to be an Omen so he does everything he can to act like one including eating literal shit and being a huge asshole to everyone he meets, but he will never actually be an omen or have a womb.
>>737451485Wondering the same, even Bloodborne setting looks more friendly for a movie than Elden Ring. Maybe George "The more she drank, the more she shat" R.R. Martin pulled some strings.
