Why is this allowed?
300 years old privilege.
Because your penis is culturally insignificant.
>>737448851why wouldn't it be allowed?
>>737448851>that avatarIs that the peach mom?
>>737448851The art in Animal Crossing is all renowned real world art
>>737448851Simple, nobody looks at the statue of david sexually. Another example is how you don't even see magatards complaining about the rainbow road in mario kart eventhough rainbows are now associated with gays.Basically both examples aren't tainted by impurity and evilness.
>>737449065You're all think of the kids, they shouldn't be exposed to naked men, until it's a statue by some old gay italian
>>737449065because american puritanism.when dubya first got elected, his attorney general john ashcroft went around to all the nude statues/paintings in government buildings and put purple robes over them.
>>737448851>not Romulus and Remus sucking wolf tits
>>737449065OP is jealous that his penis is not culturally approved artifact of true art and civilization. Just a normal, small, insignificant penis. A pee-pee, if you will. Nobody will look at it and contemplate it's greatness, it won't be printed in books, nothing.Pretty depressing perspective.
Looking for things to get upset about when you have a video game you could be playing. Sad existence.
>>737449240Just for one day I’d like to read what kind of books third worlders use to teach American history, because the shit you retards come up with is hilarious.
>>737449450/threadkill all trannies
>>737448976put 2 of those animal crossing BELLS peakin from under the leaf
>>737448851Because it's Art.>"Nude women are only Art if there’s an urn in it," said Fred Colon. This sounded a bit weak even to him, so he added, "or a plinth. Both is best, o’course. It’s a secret sign, see, that they put in to say that it’s Art and okay to look at." "What about a potted plant?" "That’s okay if it’s in an urn." "What about if it’s not got an urn or a plinth or a potted plant?" said Nobby. "Have you one in mind, Nobby?" said Colon suspiciously. "Yes, The Goddess Anoia Arising from the Cutlery," said Nobby. "They’ve got it here. It was painted by a bloke with three i’s in his name, which sounds pretty artistic to me." "The number of i’s is important, Nobby," said Sergeant Colon gravely, "but in these situations you have to ask yourself: where’s the cherub? If there’s a little fat pink kid holding a mirror or a fan or similar, then it’s still okay. Even if he’s grinning. Obviously you can’t get urns everywhere."
>>737449202Lion King scene with the animals about to fuck is way worse than any candid nudity.
>>737448976I actually would have allowed that.
>>737449489US is full of such stories. I recall one (can't find it somehow) about how one teacher went into trouble because he was showing pictures of David statue during art class and some parents were outraged about "showing pornography".
>an anatomically correct statue is controversial>but no one bats an eye to reducing males and females to a "style"
>>737448851Curious how they'll put this into the game but none of the 10000 historically significant masterpieces featuring bare boobs
>>737448851imagine being insecure in front of Greek child-sized penors
>>737448851Because it is small and cute
>>737449592It seems fitting that someone who is incapable of forming an English sentence would have such specific memories of unverifiable garbage he made up. I bet your skin is the utmost brown, indistinguishable from poo
>>737449603Why does it have the face of a male but bitch tits of a female ? I'm confused
>>737448851and you can have boobies on youtube if its breast feeding cause its a benign activity
>>737449603This could have been me if I didn't chud out in my mid 20s
>>737448851The Simpsons made an entire episode about Micheal's penis making fun of pro-censorship. Fucking clownworld
>>737449489He kind of got some of the details wrong but it's not all bullshit, apparently.>John Ashcroft, during his tenure as U.S. Attorney General (2001–2005), was involved in notable instances of art censorship, most famously ordering the covering of partially nude statues in the Department of Justice (DOJ) and supporting restrictions on artistic funding.>In January 2002, Ashcroft ordered that $8,000 be spent on blue drapes to cover two large Art Deco aluminum statues in the Great Hall of the Justice Department.>Throughout his political career, including his time in the Senate, Ashcroft was known for rejecting public funding for the arts, specifically targeting projects considered "obscene".>Ashcroft's actions were often cited by arts advocacy groups as part of a broader, politically motivated effort to censor artistic expression that was deemed offensive or morally objectionable.
Okay, I guess I found it, it's this story:https://www.artnews.com/art-news/news/tallahassee-florida-principal-fired-art-lesson-michelangelo-david-1234662184/>A Florida school principal resigned on Monday after parents complained that her Renaissance art syllabus was inappropriate for a sixth-grade class. The controversy started after the school children were shown Michelangelo’s David, which one parent called “pornographic,”>In a now-viral interview with Slate, the chair of the school’s board, Barney Bishop III, said that the administration did not take issue with the sculpture, but the teacher’s description of it to the children as “nonpornographic picture” and the lack of advance notice.
>>737449603I feel like some of these are contradictory.
>>737449731obesity + estrogen
>>737449703Nah, it's white. Everyone in Poland is white, you know, it's pretty monocultural place.
>>737449897Poland is based, way more than united mutts of america
>>737448851Surely the Venus de Milo is also in the game?
>>737449847this school fired 3 principals in less than 3 years so I don't really think it's indicative or any larger trend, just some bible thumping nigger shit in some Podunk town
it's ok as long as the shlong is not long
Dog I evol sinep
>>737448851my penis looks like that. What a funny coincidence
>>737449819>not being given free money by the government>censorshiptell me you're a eurocuck without telling me you're a eurocuck. I agree that wasting public funds on putting drapes over statues on public property is technically censorship, but it's still the government deciding what the government can do, not what you can do.
>>737448851It’s a safe penis. Small, flaccid, and non-threatening.
>>737450029this. it's not in Attack Mode
>>737450008>specifically targeting projects considered "obscene".
>>737449851lefties don't thinkthey just pretend to give a shit about whatever they're told, just so they can have an excuse to fight people
Is not funny that for those ratings they treat visible vagina as being the equivalent of a erect penis?
>>737448851Simpson's did it.
>>737449982Sure.
Its ok cause no one gets turned on by a small penisBut a BBC? it would be rated A
>>737450092not being given free money is never censorship, anon. you just think it is because you're addicted to receiving taxpayer dollars.
>>737449960It ishttps://nookipedia.com/wiki/Beautiful_statue
>>737448851It's because it's uncircumcised.
>>737450126well if you want to start posting more examples to reinforce the idea this is a larger trend then feel free. Otherwise it just looks like hillbilly shit
>>737450147David is too masculine but I quite like small dicks on girls (male)
>>737448976I would have laughed. I don't know why they didn't.
>>737449564John Nintendo?
>>737450175>specifically targeting
>>737449209Michelangelo was a based chud who made his statue of the Virgin Mary young looking because he thought sex made women look older>Michelangelo said to his biographer, the compatriot and Roman sculptor Ascanio Condivi:>"Do you not know that chaste women stay fresh much more than those who are not chaste? How much more in the case of the Virgin, who had never experienced the least lascivious desire that might change her body?"
I'm more offended that they used a straight-on image of the statue that makes its proportions look fucked up. Michaelangelo sculpted David knowing that people would be looking up at it so he made the the head and torso bigger than they're supposed to be to counter the effect perspective would have on it.
>>737450175>take $5 from Sally and $5 from Joe>give $10 to Sally to paint a painting>give $0 to Joe because of wrongthinkI guess it's not censorship. More like discrimination
>>737450325targeting to not receive grants you illiterate coon. not to be destroyed or something
>>737449489It is called reddit. Reddit is a tool the globalists and thirdworldists use against America.
I love cock. I want to rub it on my face and cheeks.But I'm straight.Animal crossing is for straight people.Like me.
>>737448851Mass Effect 2 censored the penis
This site is just a recycled X feed now
>>737450573yes but the jews like it that way so it will never improve
>>737450573is twitter the new 4chan?
>>737450373I think that's a decent argument but it relies mainly on the instinctive gut reaction that making this distinction is somehow wrong. However we don't normally complain that it's impermissible for the winning party, following an election, to selectively change what it spends money on in support of its' aims, rather than the aims of the parties which lost the election.why is it wrong for a democratically elected government to show preference it what it allocates funds to based on the preferences of the voters who elected it?alternatively, why is art a special exception to this rule where funding needs to be allocated even to viewpoints contrary to that of the elected government, especially when the democratic process already allows for the people to change funding allocation?To be clear, I personally am skeptical of the idea that governments should fund art at all, so I don't necessarily agree that governments should do what we're discussing.
>>737450642more like the internet's communal toilet.Like that sonic pic.
>>737450642in twitter your comments get hidden if you say any slurdon't know why elon hasn't bothered allowing people to say tranny if he's so upset about trannies grooming his son
>>737450412>But I'm straight.
>>737450573
>>737450850lol, twitter is just busted in general. whatever dumbfuck ai moderation it uses constantly catches strays. you'll see a bunch of real posts under spam and top comments are bots, or real people getting suspended for no reason.
The one time censorship would’ve been better is if his dick was covered by an animal crossing leaf.>>737448976Mods deleted my post for some reason.
>>737450573latest one
>your penis will never be culturally significant
>>737448851I filled my town with booby statues.
Penises under 3 inches are g-rated.
>>737450573>>737448976even the comments are recycled
>>737448851not all penis are equal to each otherlook at me, im average while everyone below me is microscopic
>>737450740>why is it wrong for a democratically elected government to show preference it what it allocates funds to based on the preferences of the voters who elected it?Because a government serves the entire populace not just it's voters? The government should not exploit it's power for own political gain just like how politicians shouldn't exploit their position for personal gain.>funding needs to be allocated even to viewpoints contrary to that of the elected government,You mean freedom of the press, freedom of speech, the cornerstone of a free society is a problem? The government shouldn't be able to take away money/power/voice from any party solely because it is in dissent with the ruling party's political position
>>737450412yes
>>737451253Gachaniggers functionally have no penises.
>>737450008>get BTFO>"y-you're european!"lmaoi love exposing how little sharts know about their own country
>>737449382VVGGGGHHH... MAMMARAE PULCHERIMMAE LUPAE
>>737451837They don't on /a/
>>737451395No one is entitled to free money from the government. Not giving people up-front cash on the tax-payer's dime isn't a form of oppression.
>>737448851>tiny white dick is so unsexual that it's allowed in kids gamesLOL
>>737449489he's right, american puritanism has been it's long lasting pneumonia no catholic nation has a problem with sensible nudity, america was formed by the kicked out religious nutballs who wanted to ban christmas in england for being too fun, wanted to ban all colors in clothing, ban all public music, and ban all food spices in ENGLAND of all placesoriginal americans barely evolved out of this state, immigration was the only reason why attitudes on these things even changed somewhat in america, and even then, you'll still find weirdo puritans in america
>>737448851How do I get a culturally significant penis?
>>737448851Because not everyone lives in florida
How big of a cock do you think Goliath had?
>>737450740>To be clear, I personally am skeptical of the idea that governments should fund art at allthis is why the only culture america produces is consumerismmozart was financed by the holy roman emperor Joseph II, you people are clowns
>>737451837it doesn't need to be porn to be removed (and you banned)
>>737452289Why do you think they called him Goliath anon
>>737452289have you ever seen a camel dick?
>>737452062>No one is entitled to free money from the government. israel, however, is!
>>737448983I remember an anon who said he posted a photo of his penis on the Wikipedia article about penises. He managed to make his penis culturally relevant.
How does one make one's penis culturally significant?
>>737449603what's a "hof" or is it "hoe"
Did they put the statue with the tits and covered in a shawl? That shit is nice to look at.
>>737449424Let's not jump to conclusions here, OP's penis might be well worth a good look.
I wonder how the artists created this asset. Did they recreate it by eye? Did they 3D scan the original statuye? Or did they just grab some random model off the internet?
>>737453053show me your cock and ill tell you
>>737449987I actually look like this
>>737453217Are you perhaps an expert on this subject?
>>737453289>send dick video to a girl>she likes it>surprised at how big my dick looks in the videofelt good
>>737449209>You shouldn't see a statue because it has a penis>Seeing a penis will literally mind break and kill children Do Americans really think this way?
>>737452150david was jewish though
>>737448851That's a fucking penis
>>737453492For some reason religious people believe that everyone is pure and innocent until they see a genitalia. When they do, they suddenly want to have sex all the time, everywhere, with everyone. If you won't tell teenagers about sex they won't even consider such depraved act. Most certainly not!
>>737453409dicks always look deceptively big in pics. so do vaginas. they're always real tiny irl
>>737453605Weird considering when I was around 4 I used to kick cat full force in their ass if they were in my way.Abhorant to think back on this now.But children are literal psychopathic monsters who eventually get beaten down by society.A child untainted by societal norms will unironically revert into a cannibal if given the chance
>>737453826>But children are literal psychopathic monstersmaybe you were, psycho.
>>737450573Do American boys not grow their penis until adolescence?
>>737453384If anon's penis is emotionally moving or artistically significant to me should be my decision, that's all.
>>737450573Even better; it's a 4chan thread for a twitter screenshot of a tumblr screenshot
What's with all that extra skin? My penis doesn't look like that.
>>737453817because people always take closeup pics
>>737448851Are there any culturally significant boobs in animal crossing or otherwise?
>>737449202>Another example is how you don't even see magatards complaining about the rainbow road in mario kart eventhough rainbows are now associated with gays.I was watching a Vinny Vinesauce stream and all the trannies started spamming gay and tranny flags because at one point Rainbow Road became pink and blue
>>737448851There are some "philosophical" questions that just aren't interesting enough to actually consider, and this is one of them.
>>737452358I would rather just pay less taxes and be free to do as I please with it.
>>737457386The Venus de Milo is in.
>>737448851Why does it says s'abonner when it's clearly flaccid?
>>737449987big men with small peckers are CUTE!
>>737449489>...and some guy named George threw up a revolt against the British>anyways, back to the important part of the world
>>737448983Your mom says it's significant.
>>737453053It is the whole statue that is a marvel of art. That is to say, it's culturally significant due to what it's attached.
>>737448851Fun fact, this also works for pussy as well!
>>737448851Because most of AC's playerbase is comprised of women and Nintendo (including NoA), while not being totally above some minuscule levels of pandering, isn't going to risk rousing the hive with a potential nudge like adding the Venus de Milo or Olympia. It is all carefully considered by some overpaid sensitivity group in marketing, I can guarantee.
>>737448851because it's symbolicalthe manly man, looking ahead, flaccid dick represents the evolved man, the thinking man. illuminated, intelligent, not a mere slave to his urges but in control
>>737453124it is hoe, this must have been taken during the peak of anti slut shaming and the like
>>737448851I can see his mini peepee aaaah!!!, save me Nintendo!!.
>>737458227The nips were too scandalous for someone it seems
They didn't show it in that season 2 episode of The Simpsons, which goes to show you how much Nintendo really, really wants to show you penis and will take absolutely any excuse to show you and your sons and/or daughters and/or their neovaginas or neop*nises dirty bio dick given the opportunity UGH NYUCKERS my polycule biome is aware of these transgressions and one thing about xus, xwe do not forgive *drops sp0rk*
>>737458707It's surprisingly hard to find yakshi statues where both the tits and pussy are intact. Muslims in particular really hated these.
>>737449987that's definitely part of it, as well as being flaccid
>>737449847>they bitch about this and not the softcore porn they made kids read just years ago
>>737457992lmao anon, shut the fuck up hahaha
>>737448851Because it's genuinely art.
>>737448851You can even have sex in your game as long as you're a Western Developer
>>737450642yeah and I'm glad it's taking attention away from us
>>737449847yeaha bunch of 11 and 12 year olds don't know what a penis is and should never see one
>>737448851Americans are fine with gore but hate natural human genitals, even if it is on a piece of art.
When did humanity become so puritan
>>737453409you really just gonna say that and not post the video huh?
>>737448983There is a significant amount of culture on my penis. A doctor gave me some cream for it
>>737449987It was specifically sculpted to be small because it's not meant to be pornographic, that's not the point of the statueIt would be vulgar
>>737459357it's always been puritan.
>>737453492A statue like David typically no. But some art galleries will just have pictures of vaginas or dicks as a form of women empowerment or lgbt pride thing
Fact: being weird about one's flesh vehicle is a self-imposed mental illness.
>>737458836It was a method of removing Greek and roman influences. They made artwork, plays, stringed instruments illegal to get rid of them. Of course the elitists Muslims would have European concubines that would perform, but the peasants couldnt watch.
>>737451253>your dick is so small it can appear on a nintendo game
>>737458157I didn't know you were a necrophiliac.
>>737462379why dont any modern greeks look like this?
>>737448851Aren't there also bare boobs?
>>737462528They've evolved
>>737462567no way. that would raise any games rating to XXX. dicks are just funny
>>737462606Moving painting?Beautiful statue?
>>737462446Those statues are indian lol
>>737462528Same reason why modern jews don't look like this
>small peniswhy are people saying this? do they not understand it's flaccid? is it just cut jewmericans not being aware that this is what an actual flaccid penis looks like?
>>737463678If I posit that a penis is small, it signals that my own penis is big,btw cock is HUGE
>>737463678to ancient greeks, big dicks were unbecoming
>>737464531They were not unbecoming, they were the butt of jokes. One of the most popular stock character in greek comedy was the satyr, which was just a guy with a fake horse cock strap on and he'd wave it around on stage.
>>737448851say it with me>Its OK if nintendo does it!
>>737453492>Seeing a penis will literally mind break and kill childrenA penis doesn't just appear in a kid's game on its own. It has to be deliberately placed there by an adult. At some point an adult made the conscious decision. He decided>Yes, I want to show children an adult penis, so I will.And there's no way to really defend that.
>>737462101This. What is it that these niggers don't understand
>>737448851For those born after 2008 like OP: watch Marge vs Itchy and Scratchy
>>737449851Like what?
>>737464531It's an Italian sculpture based on Ancient Roman statues
>>737448851didn't people used to goon to statues like this because they had nothing else to goon with, why are they considered safe now?
>>737465803You wrote all that and did nothing to address the topic at hand.
