HAHAHAHA...ha........wait...this is actually....good?
>two braids
>good director >no shoe horned blacks there's a chance
>>737452412How are they going to make her good in the movie? In the game she fucks everything up and basically destroys the world. The game is a bunch of men trying to put everything back together while a few more women fuck everything up even worse.
>>737452518All the women in that picture are fucking ugly, that's going to be a problem.
>>737452412that's a man
>>737452548Marika was horribly abused and forced into an amorphous blob of flesh in a jar
>>737452468A different angle shows a hornsent in the frame, this is sometime in the past.
>>737452548>The game is a bunch of men trying to put everything back togetherThe only one trying to do that is your character who may or may not be a woman
>>737452412>>737452518When I heard that Jaktiplier was producing it, I figured it would either be faithful or hilariously bad. I guess there was a chance of Hollywood getting their claws in, but it seemed less likely than either of the other two options. So yeah, there's a chance
>>737452518>>no shoe horned blacksbut then who will play my nigga Big Boggart
>>737452548she's objectively a villain and a shitty person but a tragic one since her whole family got genocided by the horn people which caused her to be racist against every single horn person regardless if they were horncent or not
>>737452518Crabbro was black I thought
>>737452412Who will play Miquella?
>everything has to be turned into a live action moviewhy?
>>737452647Marika was punished for despicable behaviour and murder and then she destroyed the world. She's objectively evil.
>>737452743hunter schafer
>>737452518>>737452714there's shoehorned in blacks though
>>737452630>All the women in that picture are fucking uglyYour standards aren't even human if you think those women are ugly. At worst the two in the middle are a bit plain.
>>737452719>which caused her to be racist against every single horn person regardless if they were horncent or notShe was racist against other races too
>>737452518Who is 2 guy from the left at the top? He plays scandalous shit snatcher
>>737452679Almost all the main bosses and the other tarnished were trying to do that.
>wearing shoesIT'S OVER
She looks like she needs to pin me against a wall
>>737452839And by trying to do that they fucked up the land even more. Also, are you really going to say that men like Godrick or Rykard were trying to improve things?
>>737452548The DLC actually made her pretty interesting, honestly Marika lore was the best part in Miquellas DLChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zh4jIgrrB8
>>737452721It's funny to say this because of his name but he's just swarthy when you actually look under the helmet.
>>737452412man they should have just made this movie cgi.
OBJECTIVELY Marika was fucked in the head and Ranni did nothing wrong.
>>737452412are video games now nothing more than sales figures and movie adaptations? are gamers now just paypigs?
>>737452897Godrick was trying to improve things and Rykard is a more tragic figure that got corrupted in his quest to fix Marika's mess.
>>737453035>now
>>737452956that requires a modicum of talent
>>737452412already ruined she was supposed to be tall woman
>>737453035>are gamers now just paypigs?Have been since 1978.
>>737453187They can fix that in post.
>>737452518so who's the dung eater? the guy who played Joel's BF in the show?
>>737453374looks to be second from the left, top row, if the last threads pictures are real
>>737453374Second guy at the top, no idea whats his name
>>737452412Did my Queen dirtyFirst of all, we shouldn't see Marika's face at all; makes me think the movie will be targeted to browns.
>>737452548she destroyed the world because its been taken over by an unchanging and archaic belief system that's caused endless war strife death and discrimination. and literally controlled by an outerworldly entity.Literally the only reason You even exist is because she revived people who were abandoned by that belief system aka the tarnished and is leading you via the graces to kill the gods. Be grateful she let you have another chance at life
>>737453583You haven't even beat ER
>>737452839(You) are ostensibly the only person actually trying to fix the Elden Ring.>Godrick is just trying to consolidate power and protect the shard he managed to get away with>Morgott is actively hunting the Tarnished (collective) to prevent them from fixing the Elden Ring>Rykard wants to eat everything>Mohg wants to claim the power for himself>Radahn is essentially acting on animalistic instinct and has no real drive or motivation anymore>Malenia doesn't know what to do without Miquella so just hangs around infecting the Haligtree with Rot before becoming a cocksleeve for the Rot>Mohg wants to rape a femboy and supplant the Greater Will with his Blood god
>>737452719villain and shitty towards the golden order.She's chaotic but not necessarily evil. Her whole goal was to kill the elden beast. She's the reason all the tarnished have a 2nd chance at life.What she did to meszer was awful though and she obviously thought the ends justified the means, but the world's better off without the golden order cunts ruling anyways
>>737453604>Be gratefulI will be so gratefull that i will lobotomize her with help of my best guy goldmask
>>737453723>he didn't get the lore update
>>737453071>he's actually defending Godrick and Rykardlmao
Here's your Marika bro
>>737453890m..mommy
>>737452518>nick offermanpass
>>737452548>Implying there's any semblance of a story to follow in this game
>>737453890ugly
>>737452518Which one plays Zanzibart?
>>737453890The entire world suffered for this.
>>737453723>Mohg wants to claim the power for himselfEverybody wants this. My playthrough is the only canon playthrough and my character was much, much worse.
>>737453723all of them are trying to become elden lord to "fix" the situation like you, its just none of them are powerful enough to overwealm the others. Its implied there are countless other demigods who perished in the war and the ones named are just the ones still existing.Malenia and Miquella are the only ones who aren't involved because miquella's trying to become a god instead.You aren't special you're just a regular tarnished Marika bought back to kill her other half and the elden beast. Morgott was trying to do the same he was just a bootlicker who cared too much about the golden order to commit a cardinal sin, when he's literally housed next to the goddamn tree.Rykard and Mohg would've likely ended up doing something similar to you one way or another.
>>737452548They shouldn't have her in the movie at all or barely seen just like in the game. Having her walking about and talking would be weird and destroys the mystery.
Ranni literally caused every problem but she's treated as being a good person and it's so obvious that she's a forced Mary Sue
>>737452786>enslaved as a breeding cow to feed a giant space parasite>nooooo why are you rebelling? that's EVIL
Who's playing the fuccboi.
>>737454237She's not treated like a good person except by gooners
>>737452412how in the heck is elden ring ever going to work as a liveaction movie??? an anime i could understand but IRL? am i going to see maliketh shoot laser beams and swinging around big marble pillars? what are they smoking
>>737454225she should just be there hanging the whole show, then have radagon pop out of her corpse alien facehugger style when we get to the finale
>>737454175Godrick, Morgott, Malenia, and Radahn (and Rennala) are not trying to become the Elden Lord. Rykard isn't really either, but he does essentially want to supplant the Golden Order with himself, to a more literal degree than Mohg and Ranni want to.And most other Tarnished can't even see the guidance of grace, so you are a bit special. And some Tarnished (like Gideon) actively want to prevent a Tarnished from becoming Elden Lord.
>>737454225>>737454352She will be in the brief opening showing the history then disappear the entire movie until the tarnished finds her dead in the erdtree at the end. Source? It came to me in a dream
>>737454275> something bad happened to me therefore I get to destroy everything for everyoneAlso you always seem to avoid the fact that Marika was a mass murdering psychopath before she was voluntarily "enslaved" and also ignore that she consented to be a breeding cow.
Ok but who's playing Igon? This is very important
>>737454443desu I don't really know the "lore" that well hehe
>ctrl f "feet">0 resultscmon /v/ better better
>>737454449You'll have to wait until the sequel
>>737454237>Ranni literally caused every problemRetard alert
>>737452412Why did they put anti-soul gas in the movie?
>>737454282your dad
>>737452630>All the women in that picture are fucking uglySo it's true to the game then?except Millicent she a cute
Can anyone here even explain the actual story of this game? I played it and beat it but none of it makes any fucking sense to me. The story seems to quite literally be nothing more than Zanzibart forgive me tier
>>737452468Oh man, lol. Hopefully that's not AI slop.Partially because of the nature of the film industry, I suspect the movie will be less about character driven drama and lore, and more just CGI battles during the Shattering. It'll give them less room to screw up.
>>737452518>Jonathan Prycekino confirmed
>>737454689>there's literally 1000+ hours of people explaining every single detail of the story and setting one simple search away>"UHMMM I didnt understand this so it doesnt exist"Are you allowed to post on the internet unsupervised by your retard handler?
>>737454689Lovecraftian entities invade a world and one of them makes a pact with a WHORE. She then creates a world order as a queen and has a pantheon going on, but since the lovecraftian entities are lovecraftian all manner or weird and grotesque shit happens and it all goes to hell.
>>737454398morgott wanted to, he's literally there pleading wondering why the tree won't let him pass, and by the time you meet him he's given up and is just defending it from the others.godrick's death line is him saying he wanted to return to the city with rays of gold, the guy's way out of his paygrade and is just lucky he didn't die already, he just wants to return to lyndell and be lord there so fair.Malenia doesn't cause she's propping up miquella like I said whose doing his own thing.Radahn is a mixed bag because he did start joining the war to fight for the runes but at the same time he's still seemingly siding with the golden order by stopping the stars. Rykard/serpent wants to destroy the golden order and by extension the elden beast which would accomplish marika's goal anyways. so He'd be closer to something like the lord of flames ending where the world except instead of everyone burning and being melted its everyone being eaten and assimilated into him.Because the other tarnished are useless cowards who've given up and are just waiting it out. Gideon only wanted to prevent you from being elden lord at the very end because he was terrified of what Marika was planning, for most of the game he was competing and planning to take the position.
>>737454485You're old, unc
>>737454893Morgott never had any intention of overthrowing the golden order. He's literally the stockholm syndrome posterboy defending it, hence why he calls all of his siblings traitors for trying to fill the power vacuum.
>>737452518The fact that I only recognize one person here tells me the movie is some low budget crap.
>>737454812>there's literally 1000+ hours of people CONJECTURING every single detail of the story and setting one simple search awayFixed that for you, goober.
>>737454996or you're just out of touch with modern Hollywood which is also ok
>>737454967to add to this:>Though born one of the graceless Omen, Morgott took it upon himself to become the Erdtree's protector. He loved not in return, for he was never loved, but nevertheless, love it he did.
>>737452518he's only good half the time
>>737454689evil outer alien comes to planet earth makes a tree to have people worship it and blesses some people but ignores the rest who are called tarnished and grants the power to a god in the form of a ring that's the embodiment of the world's aspectsone of the god's kids gets killed through the ploy of her other kid, so she goes mad destroys the ring into fragments making the world go into chaos.She then seemingly revives the people who were tarnished and has them compete to kill the demigods with the ring fragments and reunite and "fix" the world.
>>737454996Are you one of those normie sthat needs to see popular celebrities in order to see the movie? You're part of the reason why the Mario movies have been ruined.
>>737455029Elden Ring has the most straightforward story Fromsoft has ever done outside of Sekiro. You are simply too dimwitted to understand it. That's fine, they freely give you the option to ignore all the background and unga bunga your way to the end, but that does not mean it wasn't there for you to discover
>>737453890insane levels of butterface
>>737452630>no dei hires to bitch about>better bitch about women now!!Kek
>>737454893Radahn at this point holds the stars to protect himself from Miquella, even in this state he doesnt want to become consort of his brother, and its his fate.No star movement = no fate can happen
>>737454689The Elden Ring was shattered, triggering a massive civil war that resulted in utter devastation and has stagnated into an eternal stand-off. You are a tarnished, basically someone who was damned and had their access to God cut off, resurrected by God as a last resort to acquire enough pieces of the Elden Ring that you can restore it, becoming Elden Lord in the process.That's the high level view.
>>737454175>to kill her other halfDoes that even make sense? They're the same person like boy Ranma and girl Ranma.
>>737455147What exactly the Elden Ring is, never established. Marika can form a male counter part for reasons, because she can. There is more but its been a while since I played. Nothing straight forward about it.
>>737452412So lame, but I'm happy they didn't touch any of the other, better Souls games, they went straight and ruined the shittiest one.
>>737454967he's the bootlicker of the golden order, but he still wanted to become elden lord if possible, hence him talking about the tree denying him. If he became the elden lord he'd of just restored it to the way it was previously. without changing a thing.If any of his siblings get it they'd probably change it in their own image which likely would mean rejecting the golden order so he's actively against them.
>>737454316The literal best and true ending of the game involves her>>737454514She literally stole a piece of Destined Death and is responsible for the Night of Black Knives
>>737455260>Does that even make sense? Yes, Radagon is his own person just like her, and he is golden order fundamentalist.
>>737452518Sorry but I'm a real racist and see two bugs
>>737455260Its implied radagon got assimilated into Marika later on they weren't born like that, so its closer to like 2 people 1 body thing instead of a a ranma genderbend.Radagon has his own ambitions that's why when you reach Marika he takes over her body and tried to kill you.
>>737455306she caused a lot of problems but not EVERY problem
>>737455403How is that implied? The big reveal with the statue just says they are the same.
>>737455306I actually prefer the frenzied flame ending because the real best girl actually stays alive.
>>737455465marika is a jar
>>737452518We know who plays Marika and Dung Eater, any info about rest of the cast?
>>737455465there's literally a passage in the game with marika saying radagon thou art yet to become me. and its pretty obvious radagon and Marika have different objectives.
>>737455507Actually she is closed
Will we see a scene of Rennala and Rellana as little girls glimpsing the moons together? Would be cute. Would be cool to see them as adults gaining political influence and ousting the evil primeval sorcerers, too.
>>737455476i always meet the three fingers AFTER melina kills herself :3
marika is a broken jar, radagon is glue and jailor
It’s literally irrelevant if Marika and Radagon were separate individuals or not when Lord and God are meant to unite in the end anyway. Placidusax’s amulet has him with four heads. His in-game model shows five head stumps. He has both male and female heads. The Beast got ripped out of him.
>>737455476Only if you do that before going to the giant kiln place
>>737455559I believe that’s probably more to refer to him gaining the upper hand as the dominant half. She doesn’t want Radagon to do the thing she doesn’t want to do. He was loyal to the Order. She was not. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Beast wanted Radagon to rule instead of her.
Maybe it's because I don't obsessively watch millions of lore videos, but I still don't understand how Marika is Radagon and vice versa, and the actual significance of that
>>737453723>>Mohg wants to rape a femboy and supplant the Greater Will with his Blood godSorry dude but Mohg beat the allegations. His will was supplanted and he's just a puppet acting on Miquellas machinations.
>>737455810Empyreans are schizophrenic. Split personalities.
>>737455294Now I know you're trolling. The Elden ring is a metaphysical collection of runes that dictate the current laws of the lands between. It's not subtle. >Marika can form a male counter part for reasons, because she canDLC covered this pretty explicitly but reading the rest of your post I've decided it's not my job to sit here and explain every nuance of the setting to someone who can't be assed to refresh themselves on the game before making boldly retard assertions in a thread literally about discussing the finer details
>>737455754Marika wasn't born with radagon as a part of her, what likely happened is he got attached to her after she successfully became a god and the elden beast turned her into the vessel for the elden ring. We know the elden ring can get mended with parts detached and added aka the rune of death being removed and you adding whichever parts you want in the optional endings.
>>737455683I like this.
>>737455810I'm sure someone will come up with some fanfiction to answer your question shortly.
>>737455810Marika is an artificial god that was created by combining lots of people's meat into a jar. Later on Radagon joined the jar somehow, likely to imprison her by the Golden Order.
Reminder that runes are a psyop. Life is blue. Not yellow. The Elden Beast is just Lavos from Chrono Trigger.
>>737452412Queen Marika is suppose to have big boobs, especially after giving birth to more than 8 children, so it is disappointing to see some short, flat chested actress play her in the movie. The movie studio couldn't find some tall blonde, volleyball player to play Marika?
>>737455683Please help, my jar keeps thowing itself from shelf and it constantly gets more broken, what can i do?
>>737452630fromsoft women are supposed to look realistically homely so i dont see the problem
So... I'm assuming 3/4 of this thread are people who have never even played the game and just want to chime in with their ignorant nonsense? Reminds me of every Elden Ring thread when this game was current
Erdtree sucksGlintstone rocks
>>737452412Wheres the rest of the costumes details? Looks cheap.
>>737455810split duality is a recurring theme in the game desu, it's just another manifestation of it.i think people tend to overlook goldmask's quest on interpreting its meaning. the moment he learns of radagon, he basically goes haywire until you tell him that he and marika are "one". after that, he cautiously resumes his work and in the end we get a mending rune that scolds the "gods" for being fickle, and causing much of the disorder of the world. my read on that is that marika's relationship with him isn't quite the same as miquella and trina, and there's dialogue that outright states at one point radagon was not "yet" marika. thus marika's fusion with radagon implies she fucked with the laws of the world to become like miquella and trina.
Maliketh is the most tragic character in Elden Ring
>>737456080no, not really. they have plenty of smoking hot babes. rennala is literally custom crafted to make chinese gamers goon.
This movie will have men being emasculated because it’s a feminine world where the women are smarter and stronger than the men
>>737456005I'll take a flat chested slut, over some old used MILF, if marika was real she'd of been one of those bloated broodmothers in dragon age. Like can you imagine giving birth to morgott and mohg and your vaginal cavity not being busted
>>737452412>shoesruined
>>737452518The director fucking directed DmC Devil May Cry, I'm not holding my breath. The only saving grace is they've got the guy who played Mild-Mannered Pate, who's a Dark Souls superfan
>>737456161No?That would be Rennala.In a world where wizards are regularly ruining themselves via various forms of alien transhumanism, Rennala’s ruin was a surprisingly human one.She lost the love of her life. This broke her. Then she lost her three children: two to suicide and one to the Rot. I doubt she was even aware Ranni was still alive. It’s likely Ranni found her like that.
>>737456281nobody gives a fuck about that party hat jobber bitch
>>737456281You can't be tragic while wearing a dumb hat
>>737456185wdym the game is already like that
ranni did everything right
>>737455810https://youtu.be/SJtRdEAedOc?si=NO9NdyAJ3-VroqAi&t=1365think of it like this
>>737456327That’s his point retard
Marika is Radagon?Radagon is Marika?
>>737455147You're a crazy person.Miyazaki said the story was straight forward also, but that was also the crazy talking. Some of the most basic of basic things are simply unknowable in this game. Unless the story just wasn't finished, they left a lot of it to player schizophrenia and head canon. And that's just the background lore. Concerning the events which actually happen to the player, a number of these things are simply incomprehensible. Why are there two separate versions of most NPCs in the game, like Guranq? And why do we get teleported to Farum Azula by burning ourselves and the Erdtree? Shit, a question I have never seen anyone ask ever, and I mean ever, is "why did Miquella need Mohg's body to get to the Realm of Shadow?" If its such an important plot device, how did it come to be so? There isn't even a vaguely alluded to reason in the game. It just declared as being the case and labelled as "information." For the core of the game itself, we have two very profoundly notable incongruences in its story-world building and its gameplay design, which are backbreaking for understanding. The first concerns "death." Sure, the game tells us quite a lot about death, but it never actually explains anything. If we, the player, can come back, due to grace, how is it that other things die, especially when they claim to retain and possess "Grace"? No where does it say that Marika withdrew grace from anyone but the Tarnished. So the mechanics of what were even trying to accomplish makes little to no sense, if other creatures and NPCs aren't supposed to be able to die. The other is, "why don't the other Tarnished of the Round Tablehold drop great runes when slain?" Gideon mentions that they have them, so where are they? A significant portion of what should have been apart of the game, demigod lore, and great runes, is just missing. If the story is ostensibly straight forward, then why is there so much essential content that's AFK?
>>737456281>>737456317>>737456325
>>737456379then why bring it up? it sounded like he was implying that the movie version of the world was going to be different from the games world based on what he said, but that is identical to the game, so again, what is the problem?
>>737456405so you're telling me Marika's two consorts had sex with each other?radagon and godfrey are bi sexual lovers in a threesome with marika
>>737456430ER is their most unfinished game apart from Bloodborne.
>>737456445Unfortunately you are replying to the dedicated shitposter who makes daily elden ring threads with a bait OP about women being smarter or something.
>>737456518*demon souls* *cough cough*
>>737456445The movie will make it apparent that women are better than men at magic just like the lore of Liurnia would have you believe >>737456524Oh look an unironic female poster
>>737456473Marika scissored Rennala while Godfrey and Radagon frotted
>>737456430>Shit, a question I have never seen anyone ask ever, and I mean ever, is "why did Miquella need Mohg's body to get to the Realm of Shadow?" If its such an important plot device, how did it come to be so? There isn't even a vaguely alluded to reason in the game. It just declared as being the case and labelled as "information."Pretty sure that he just wanted it to resurrect Radahn
>>737456569Unlikely Radahn is the most impressive magic wielder in the original game, and Ranni barely even fights beyond evaporating you when you try to drug her.
>>>/tv/
>>737455810Marika is based on the Virgin Marry (Maria) but if she was Jesus instead of Jesus.Radagonn (look up Red King and Rebis) represents the idea of losing her individuality to a 'unifying' force that seeks to 'optimize' and wants to unify at the cost of her individuality.Red is associated with 'unity'/melding of a different kind than Gold. Gold is 'trying three dogs together and saying its a cerberus'Red seems to be 'melting the flesh of three dogs together'This all ties to different ideas of 'oneness' and union across history, from Orpheus, Plato and Alchemy, to Kabbalah, Zeus and Art.
>>737456643I 100% guarantee you that Radahn would lose to his sister, mother and aunt in a fight of the magics, sorry.
Reminder that ER is an unfinished game >sleep/st trina questremoved>kalé questremoved>silver tear (asimi) questremoved>vyke questremoved>yura cut dialogue / quest changes>redeemer questremoved>bernahl questremoved>mohg covenantremoved>omen killer questremoved>limgrave quest with nepheli loux, kenneth height and gostoc was scaled down>miquella/malenia questlines are unfinished>boss fight + cutscenes in divine towersremoved>cataclysm mechanicsremoved>crater in radahn's arenaremoved>deeproot depths snowfield astel's arenaremoved>>737456430The great runes were extremely disappointing desu
>>737454996That better be Serafinowicz
>>737456185>>737456445>>737456524>>737456569Where is it said that women > men at magic
How will Nightreign fit into it?
>>737456518100% totally agree. But man, I would have voluntarily forfeited my right to constructive story criticism, if they had just given me a faith//dex scaling frenzy inflicting madness katana. Or shit, even a whetstone blade.Frenzy doesn't even work on normal enemies, what was the point of holding back on it?!
>ER and Bloodborne movie in production at the same timeKinda dumb desu
>>737456161i think metyr is infinitely more tragicangelic being once at the absolute peak of everything, gets carved up by a bunch of shitty lesser beings, gets completely discarded by god. abandoned and isolated, her remaining hope is that she believes her children look after her. they do not.then you have this priest who molests his own mind-broken swordhands and is obsessed with the fingers, plots to take her tail away from her which is the last little piece of connection she has to god. why does he want to do this? because this batshit insane degenerate priest wants to become the new finger mommy.in the end, she gets killed by some slut's disgusting bottom of the barrel dreg of society "chosen one", and has her (still living) head turned into a club. the defining characteristic of this club is to force her into a submissive bow, until she gets so enraged at the humiliation it creates a gigantic explosion.maliketh is literally just some stupid filthy dog man who lives to serve his mommy mistress half-sister. he was never disgraced, just used in many ways (sometimes oblivious to the fact he was being used). he's arguably the one who has suffered least, how can you even mention him in the same sentence as stories like messmer and metyr? for fucks sake, midra has been subject to extreme torture for multiple millenia for literally no fucking reason. maliketh has suffered NOTHING.
>>737456430so you're going to revive your consort in the body of a pig then are you?
>>737452412>No tits>Dumbass face structureHuh?
>>737456796>524 is me and I never said that. I said you are replying to a deeply schizophrenic individual who spends every single day trying to convince people ER is woke because it has female magic users.
>>737456732>Reminder that ER is an unfinished gameall their games are unfinished and are just patchworks of various concepts and ideas strung together into a vague mess. i used to think it was an intentional narrative and aesthetic choice, which was indeed compelling and interesting, but it really is just because they throw a bunch of darts at the wall on shit that they want and then they do a complete revision of all the stories about 75% through developing the game. dark souls 3 is especially bad with this
>>737456796Moons = 68/70/72 intelligenceSpace = 43/52/60 intelligenceNo male has gotten to 70~ intelligence lol
>>737452412I don't care. Making movie adaptions is still slop, and a disservice to the game. The story of ER is for the game medium, not designed or best for a medium like film.
>>737456902whoops, didn't mean to greentext
>>737456796never said that. just that the female characters are more intelligent than the male characters.
>>737456963may i see it?
>>737456902“Why yes, the moon is more special than deep space”.Okay Wiccan.
>>737456782this has to be the game that has caused the single most mind-shattering seething of all time, no? You don't see these kind of melties anywhere else, but if you even whisper about Fromsoft the freaks start frothing at the mouth
>>737452412>wearing shoesfuck you.
>>737456994The spell list points to it. Rennala and Rellana saw their moons as children. This means they both had 70+ intelligence as little girls. This means they were smarter than the ancient ass grand master founders of the academy. As kids. Only the feminine/matriarchal Carian girls did this.
>>737456683his mother is heartbroken and already practically given up on life cause of her divorce,Ranni literally has 0 feats and would've died if not for youRadahn upholds the star with his magic and can use it to ride a horse a tenth of his size without squishing himso you're delusional sorry not sorry
>>737456667examples of "Red" archetyping: Giants, Big Snake, Rot, Bloodexamples of "Yellow" archetyping: Golden Order, Miquella, the Unalloyed, Crucible, ErdtreeThe Frenzied Flame seems to imply the 'melding of both' creating something much more 'interesting'It seems that Gold implies clearly defined pieces and individuality, but can be fragmented and separated from the source as well as turned into something (such as Marika) while red implies something where the individual is lost in 'stew/pot' (Radagonn) but cannot truly be separated and ties to the source more, only merged or in some sense 'confused'?From what I gather: why Malenia becomes 'Divine/Immortal' as he throws away her gold armor but also disappears after she transforms into a scarlet flower. Marika was a person put into a pot of her dead family to absorb them and turned gold. The Elden Ring and Erdtree 'shatter' like glass, as do runes, but are invincible because they control all the pieces and just un-glass. But the Erdtree needs to be set on fire by SUPERHOTFIRE and made red so that its power (which is convergence and authority over many things) stops working
>>737457071That’s gay as fuck. But what’s gayer is that moon sorcery has zero downsides or costs, unlike every other form of magic in this game. Miyazaki is a feminist faggot,
>>737457071>This means they were smarterbut how do you arrive at that conclusion?
>>737457167Yellow and red taken together is the undoing of order, be it the natural order, or the actual Golden Order that Marika implemented.
My man you have to stop replying to yourself. Everyone who has been here for more than a day knows you spend every waking moment screeching about how ER is feminist. You need help
>>737457192>insane windup time>huge FP consumptionhuh?
>>737457216The spells cost 70 intelligence. This means they had 70 intelligence as kids. The academy’s founder only reached 60.The Carians are massive Mary Sues. Rennala is basically Rey Skywalker.
>>737456963>>737457071nice headcanon logicmeanwhile radahn's magic is strong enough to halt the stars from moving. which is the same as him interfering with fate itself when it comes to the carian household.
>>737457282Did you know that goldmask is a hornsent?
>>737457286That’s mechanical. The moon doesn’t appear to corrupt the way the stars do, even though it literally uses glintstone as well. There is no lore consequence to it. It’s just le special.
>>737457314Radahn’s arresting of the stars is one of the worst written parts. If he actually had that power he’d be unbeatable. He also didn’t really arrest the stars, since falling star beasts still land, and “the stars have aligned!”. Clearly he just flexed his territory and the Carians hold heritage in the region to be affected by it.
>>737452518Do you think they did this because of racism?
>>737457408its canon unlike your headcanon
>>737457295The two grandmasters are literally made of the stuff of magic itself and cannot be hurt by the player. Their INT scores would be higher.
If I understand >Radagonn is Red (Fire), Marika is Gold (Erdtree)>Marika tries to destroy the Elden Ring so she doesn't become Radagonn>The Erdtree is a parasite so Marika tanks the shattering, not the Order itself>The Erdtree is destroyed by being set on fire after the Elden Ring is Shattered>Marika also burns anyway (becoming Radagonn) even after being shattered (even though shattering the Elden Ring shouldn't really have shattered Marika since she's an Empyrian? Idk why that happens actually)>but the Elden Beast (final boss aka parasite) doesn't 'burn', it stays Goldinteresting
>>737457458What’s canon is that the stars still move, land and align even though he arrested them. What does this tell you? He didn’t really arrest the stars. Or there’s more so nuance to it. The stars aren’t really the stars in this world.
>>737457295the game imposes the player must have 68/70 points in the intelligence stat to use the given spell. how do you jump from a game balance decision to a meaningful lore implication?>The academy’s founder only reached 60.that's not a sound conclusion. even if we accept this very silly thing you're doing, it means azur had at least 60 intelligence, not that he capped out at 60 intelligence (whatever that even means)
>>737456912This is a refreshing take, and was my initial impression as far back as Demon's Souls. I think the advent of lore videos started to screw with my impression of things. Yeah, Miyazaki even apologized for the issues with DS3's lore. Stating it wasn't a "complete game." Which is pretty unusual for a game developer in general, let alone of that of a popular game. All of this said though, it is pretty fun to notice the tiny squirreled away hidden bits of lore in the background of FromSoft's newer games. Like the visual of scales growing on the one blacksmith, and various enemies of Stonefang in Demon's Souls, for example, which tells you something that's never explicitly mentioned anywhere. Its neat stuff. But increasingly, people have gotten way too fixated and crazy on the world-building and narrative completeness of FromSoftware's titles. You know, I've gotten death threats before, possibly meritless, from people I've enraged by engaging in criticism of ER just before the release of the DLC expansion. The only thing that was spooky, was that a couple of people even bothered to track down my LinkedIn account once. And that was just weird.
>>737457536If he went any higher he would have noticed the moon. Oh wait he didn’t. This means no male has seen the moon - which means no male has gotten to 70 intelligence. Rennala’s staff also costs more than his staff too btw. It’s just a fact that women are smarter and more magical than men.
>>737457552Ranni-simp boys are nuts.
I feel like the concept of Elden Beast flies over people's heads, but I really do love that it's an interpretation of the cosmic web, which is basically if you were to zoom the universe out an infinite amount of times, it'd eventually just look like a tree with all of these various branches and whatnotHe is the universe, and in a more literal sense, God (duh)
>>737457408>If he actually had that power he’d be unbeatable.the game literally tells you it wasn't actually that impressive. whatever he's doing, it's probably not what you're thinking.although considering he's intentionally positioned as the hardest boss in the game, it does stand to reason he's pretty fucking unbeatable. even his boss gimmick is one that's normally reserved to make a boss "easy mode"
>>737457643chat, is this true?
George loves writing exaggerated mythological accounts that didn’t exactly happen the way the stories portray.He obviously wrote the ‘arresting the stars’ bit for Radahn, and stars in Elden Ring aren’t the stars we’re familiar with.
>>737457552yeah, a moment i thought was distinctly soulsian in this way was the introduction of blacksmith vamos showing up with a whole cutscene, who is this weird skeleton dwarf blacksmith guy that looks completely unlike ANYTHING in the whole game. blacksmith vamos was very interesting and just has literally zero lore or really anything, but he was so fun to think and ponder about back in the day. i wonder if he also is a symptom of these fromsoft revisions and they had more plans for him but never did anything, but still included him as a character. dont get me wrong, i still like the fromsoft style, to an extent, but i am getting a little bit tired of the same tropes over and over. it was very interesting in DeS and DS1, but by the time i played ER, i felt like i had seen all of this shit before and they didnt have any new tricks up their sleeves at that point.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpeKn1Ai9TY
>>737457767sorry i also just noticed now that you were also referring to this npc in your post here >>737457552 with "the visual of scales growing on the one blacksmith"
>>737457523>>737457621ranni simpcel smellyour headcanon makes no sense and you're using gameplay attributes to make justify your arbitrary lore nonsense.
>>737456912Not really.If you know mythology, Dark Souls, Bloodbornes, Sekiros and Elden Rings stories are completely coherent and consistent. Nothing in them seems random, unfinished or lazy. The story telling and the specifics of the details redacted are very consistent in creating the 'layered maze to the truth', but if you know mythology, you can see the end before going through the maze, and it becomes very obvious why certain details are omitted.For example, almost no one on /v/ ever caught the idea that Gwyn is a 'Soul Invictus' prototype who seeks to converge all 'Souls'/Gods unto him, and that the Convergence at the end of the World in DaS3 is the Fire literally growing to consume the world, not because of the flame going out (even though that's what Fire does when it is fed, it grows. The big Darksign in the sky is Gwyn sacrificing everything to the Fire). Instead they only see the 'Platos Cave' of Gwyn being a tragic character fighting against the end of the world or 'cycles' of Light and Dark (which are fake and are in-setting propaganda to justify feeding the fire by creating the panic they claim to be solving).
All this schizophrenic shitflinging has done is convince me they need to bring back simpletons spice.
>>737457643There are very likely other Elden Beasts (“yellow stars”) out there, colonizing other worlds to instigate and then feed off life’s evolution. Life is seen to form away from the yellow/gold. It’s blue or purple, on its own. Fallingstar beasts become malformed stars, or Astel, etc.
>>737457621>If he went any higher he would have noticed the moon.the moons are a carian occult thing. ymir realized they literally weren't shit and abandoned the whole carian house to worship the greater will, and he's positioned as the best sorcerer we come across (excepting for maybe sir gideon)i'm going to flip this around on you, comet azur is an infinitely more powerful spell that's more FP efficient AND easier to use while also being much better at absolutely destroying super powerful bosses.in other words, it's a much better formalized and designed invocation of magic. the "70 intelligence" requirement on rennala's moon is more or less an "idiots admire complexity" moment.
>>737457843Actually a good post but more than /v/ndia can handle so it will fly over their heads. Some content not making it into the final version of a game does not mean the game is "unfinished"
Rennala can’t be smarter or more powerful than the two founders. She’s nowhere near as evolved or as advanced as they are. They ditched their staves. They are their own catalysts.Evolution is a theme in this game. Mages are meant to return to rocke.
>>737452897Godrick is legitimately the person in the best position to make the world a better place at the start of Elden Ring.Limgrave is relatively peaceful. There's no obvious ecological disaster, there is functioning highway patrol and a semblance of social order. The Misbegotten and Beastfolk uprising happened recently enough that there's still things actively on fire when you show up, meaning functional industry, a functional economy, and functional local leadership are actively things in Limgrave. Godrick on paper lost, but achieved strategic victories in every confrontation he was in.
>>737457934>"70 intelligence" requirement on rennala's moon is more or less an "idiots admire complexity" moment.Anongoogle what intelligence actually isAnd before you ask, its been scientifically proven intelligent people like complexity.
>>737457842Do you understand that he's actually complaining about it because he thinks this makes ER a feminist game? Or is your seething against Ranni too much so it blinds you?
>>737456806Nightreign would unironically work really well as a show an animated one like sekiro would be great
It's crazy to me that we literally never hear about the Elden Beast until it comes out of the water. Not a single mention from anybody, not even Gideon Ofnir.I just think that's kind of crazy. We get a whole big reveal but it's basically a gigantic asspull. You could remove the Elden Beast from the story entirely and it wouldn't affect anything, because it's not mentioned anywhere else except for its drops.
>>737452412Is that really Emma Laird?
>>737457987buddy did you read up the chain? the retard is a Ranni simp whose saying she's a mary sue off his own arbitary spell interpretations.Its like if the narriator said superman could defeat anyone! and using that to conclude superman is literally god and could 1 shot true darkside and is a multiversal omniponent diety threat.
I never played Elden Ring, but I like a couple of those actors. What's the movie about?
>>737456473it's more like>fuck godfrey>goddamn omens. plural.>"you know what? fuck you godfrey, get the fuck out of the lands between!">"i'll fuck myself!">twin kids>turboaids and permashota>"FUCK">elden ring shattered
>>737457985stupid people do think that, hence the whole "idiots admire complexity" thing. i'm not surprised you're in that category.
>>737457934> and he's positioned as the best sorcerer we come acrossAre you sure about that? He’s a lousy ass mini boss, just like Gideon. But what’s more? His spell is dog shit. Conjuring a miniature universe costs 30 intelligence less than conjuring a miniature moon. This means the feminine moon is more important and magical than the masculine cosmos. This game is a feminine train wreck.
>>737458072Almost like the japs don't really give a shit about having a story and just want to make something cool because that's all they really care about
>>737455029No. Some part is speculation, some part is fact.Just because some things aren't stated directly it doesn't mean you can't deduce or infer them. If you look at the facts alone you can absolutely reconstruct the story.
>>737457985Women overcomplicate everything to the point where efficiency is lost. Feelings first, logic second. Are you a woman? Her spell is crap and the 35int spell does its job faster and a lot better.
>>737458134I'm MENSA certified 99th percentile. Would you like to see my MENSA membership card? Also you can literally google these ideas. Niggers don't worship complexity for example.
Ymir was coping about the moon lolThere is nothing more important than the mewn
>>737453604>Erm actually a God giving structure and meaning to life and not letting me have my tranny liberal "utopia" where I can do whatever I want is LE BAD ok. Reddit is that way NIGGER.
>>737457767Ha. Vamos is my favorite character from DS1. And we literally know next-to-nothing about him other than his tie in to this random armor asset. He is such an enigma. He talks, but doesn't drop humanity, or anything, and there he is, doin' his thing. Its strange that the game feels more complete with him being there, despite him not making a whole lot of sense. On that note: We're never provided with anything approaching an explanation for skeletons post-DS1 at all, which were due to the necromancers and the presence of Nito. Which is a pretty strange thing.
>>737452518About that
>>737458072the elden beast is just a beast servant manifestation of the greater will isn't it? we know about the greater will throughout the whole series, the beast isn't relevant in of itself just that, but since its a direct aspect or servant of the greater will it should be far stronger then what we fought before since we're basically fighting the embodiment of the golden order's last resort
>>737458096Ranni is a Mary Sue, the story basically paints her as perfect. If you try to turn her into an actual doll, she knows that you're tricking her and kills you on the spot. There's no alternate ending that has you siding against her, or to do anything else with her curse mark. She is very obviously portrayed extremely clearly to the player that she is important and to do as she says. Not to mention that she gives you the bell so you're inclined to like her from the very beginning.
>>737455465>How is that implied?>O'Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order, thou'rt yet to become me. Thou'rt yet to become a god. Let us be shattered, both. Mine other selfDid you even play the game? Is this one of those cases of zoomer attention span?
>>737458214certified 99th percentile of profound mental retardation? well, we all have deduced that on our own.
>>737454443>Marika was a mass murdering psychopath before she was voluntarily "enslaved"Are you the legendary retard that thinks the hornsent were the good guys by any chance?
>>737452412Tits too small
>>737458280Um actually ur a tranny fag and ur interpretation is as insightful as the retards on reddit, so go shoo shoo.The god didn't give structure, its literally a system where some people are systematically excluded, even beyond body aspects like horns and legs, there's countless tarnished because god is going around and saying nah you too ugly go kill yourself I ain't blessing you
>>737452412Is she also playing Radagon?
Space is technically, by default, much more occult and much more nebulous (it has nebulae after all, *snicker*) than the moon. More arcane (this word is very much synonymous with the occult, the esoteric, the eldritch, etc). There is nothing more occult or mysterious than the deep black abyss that is space. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Looking up at the night sky and accusing the stars of being the gods was the birthplace of religion and magic. So you’re left to assume that there’s something *more* to the moon. If not alien, then what? Human, I’d imagine. It’s closer to home and less inhuman.
>>737458309the definition of a Mary Sue is someone who can do anything and everything perfectly with very little effort.She literally cannot do anything without YOU choosing to help her.
>>737458193Provide literally one example of such an idea. What you may be misunderstanding is the notion that 'complexity is in the eye of the Beholder', and not a universal object quality ie are finding things complex yourself and are dismissing them when they are in fact simple.Also see >>737458214To compare, I'm also the person who wrote >>737457843And I am currently analyzing Elder Scrolls lore for bits of comparative metaphysics and occult notions between Hellenism and Buddhism. To me, this is simple. But if I bring it up to /v/ or reddit, they say its too complicated for them to understand, then they invoke Jesus or something.
>>737458096If we go by intelligence then yes Ranni and her mom and aunt are the smartest people in the setting.
>>737458391He needs to be a giga chad that looks like this
>>737458443> the definition of a Mary Sue is someone who can do anything and everything perfectly with very little effortSo… just like Rennala and Rellana? As children they were smarter than the entire academy. “The moon is smarter. The stars are dumb”. She literally barged into a men’s magic club and took over and declared her feminine magic superior. Don’t forget that academia is a male dominated environment. She’s a very literal Mary Sue if you bother to analyze the politics and lore of Liurnia.
>>737458072elden ring has no coherent story
>>737458489in bed,Ranalla was a hooker who got impregnated then had papa radagon divorce her to go sleep with MarikaRanni literally honey traps you into doing her ending if you don't then she's irrelevant to the story.Rellana literally ditched her hope to elope with a god who doesn't even sleep her with her because he's stuck with mommy issues.
>>737458591whats incoherent about it?
>>737458474You claimed that Souls lore is coherent and consistent, when it’s just not, and uses assets from other games. Architecture has never meant squat. Miyazaki wings literally everything if it’s cool enough. You are a doofus.
Would anybody like to see my Ranni-Renalla daughtercest fanfic?
>>737452630This is what a brain destroyed by anime porn looks like.
>>737453890uglyass bitchstill would
Bloodborne, even with chalice dungeons, is the most complete Souls game.
>>737458713not a souls game
>>737457643There's also a very small organism that looks just like that, I forgot what it is. So I guess you have one of those cases of "as above, so below".
>>737457054>this has to be the game that has caused the single most mind-shattering seething of all time, no?Without a doubt. It's the only game to immediately compels normalniggers to post how much it filtered them just by the mere mention of it's name
>>737455810Resurrection / respawning is a part of the lore. The erd tree is like a huge soul data bank and it revives/respawns things or keeps them alive. Your soul can go into it and come out to take different forms.>>737456430>Shit, a question I have never seen anyone ask ever, and I mean ever, is "why did Miquella need Mohg's body to get to the Realm of Shadow?" If its such an important plot device, how did it come to be so? There isn't even a vaguely alluded to reason in the game. It just declared as being the case and labelled as "information." probably has something to do with him being an omen, and omens being a result of the old tree before it was grafted to make the golden order.> "why don't the other Tarnished of the Round Tablehold drop great runes when slain?" Gideon mentions that they have them, so where are they?He doesnt say that.The greater will wants you to collect as many runes as possible, all runes are a part of the Elden Ring, but you only need some of the "greater Runes" to fix the elden ring
>>737458713No it’s not. They fucked up Byrgenwerth and couldn’t even finish a proper spell casting system in time.
>>737458680only if it involves Ranni deciding to use magic to make herself a futa and ramming her mom so hard she forgets about radagon and becomes an aroused slut whose only purpose in life is to get fucked at night by her daughter.Then one day when radagon comes back to make amends, she kicks him out of the home for his cheating and ranni is there smug at her father and tells him there's no place for a loser in this home anymore all the while having her dick in Renalla whose clenching her teeth to hold back cumming in front of her former husband before deciding to spray it all out and telling him that Ranni is 10 times the man in bed you ever were
>>737452412Where are Marika's tits?
The moon is actually masculine. It’s only superficially feminine. It doesn’t require a sorcerer to be submissive at all. This is a lot unlike the stars. Rennala became powerful on her own terms. She is dominant, not submissive. The stars would have you submit to their cancerous ruin just like a woman getting fucked in the face by the cosmic cock. To become taken over. To become a stoned out rock. Just totally checked out. Like an abused woman in a horrible relationship. Azur and Lusat maxed out their intellects but got covered in hardened cosmic space jizz in the process. They’re “smart” because their brains were beaten into an alien/inhuman shape. Submission to the cosmic forces. The moon in contrast reflects the stars’ (the sun’s own) light, or filters its cancer radiation—and is this symbolic reflection of the witnesser (the Carian twins were close, glimpsing their moons nestled in one another’s embrace, together as one body), and as such is the reflection of the sorcerer’s own intelligence and ingenuity. “There’s a man in the moon. Have you seen him?” It’s (You).Tldr; academia is masculine but the stars require you to be submissive; meanwhile the moon is superficially feminine and its magnum opus philosophy is a masculine or symbolic representation of the sorcerer (that moon sorcery takes up a bit more intelligence than a deep space primeval sorcery should clue you in that there’s a bit more to the moon than meets the eye) and Carian philosophy is about perfecting the self, not alien trans-humanism. Sellen even says as much when she points out that her philosophy focuses on (altering the human) Mind to the detriment of (the human) Intelligence. Compare Lusat’s staff with Rennala’s staff; the former boosts magic more than the latter despite its lower Int requirement, but is largely impractical or just highly situational due to an unreasonably high increase in FP/Mind expenditure.
>>737458663>You claimed that Souls lore is coherent and consistent, when it’s just not, and uses assets from other games. Architecture has never meant squatI'm not that into architecture, but DaS is consistent throughout 1 and 3.If we say there's the 'public' layer and the 'true' layer to DaS1 and 3, then 3's story perfectly answered much of 1's 'true' layer. In fact, the entire mystery of DaS1s plot is solved in the opening words said by Narrator-Lady>Kindling Seeketh Embersthat the entire story of DaS1 was about setting up a system of belief where people would become 'kindling' to seek 'embers' and converge into Gwyns 'fire Cult'. It was all a setup for Gwyn to do the equivalent of Griffisu~ 'Eclipse' except on THE ENTIRE WORLD, which is why the ending has the Dark Sign in the sky, like Berserk's eclipse. Everyone is being sacrificed and no one knows why - in reality, Gwyn just wants to be a 'real God of everything' and not just 'a King who people claim is God'.This 'Gwyn cult' was weak at the start of DaS1 which is why Gwyn temporarily lost his lightning in DaS1 but got them back in Phase 2 of DaS3s last fight (because Lightning depends on Faith, and Gwyn Lord of Cinder, not Sunlight, only had Faith by the time of DaS3 when everyone is being sacrificed)
The contrast between Carian magic and Raya Lucarian magic is interesting to me. Their philosophies. Their end goals and beginnings. Raya Lucarian magic is foundational in its origins, as the very beginner of glintstone sorcery, but embracing it ends with the total or partial loss of one’s humanity. To change the mind altogether. It’s the goal. It’s a trans-humanist philosophy. It’s not required, but it’s in the implication; or at the very least it’s the whole allure around it; unavoidable if you cannot resist it. It’s a form of spiritual cancer. Carian magic is less foundational, being more martially derivative; it doesn’t need you to ditch your humanity. In fact the lore points to the moon being the sorcerer’s own reflection of themselves. Perhaps. Is the moon closer to home, than the stars? Closer to humanity than the alien? I’d say yes. Carian philosophy ends with the rare discovery of one’s own moon, taking up a lot more intelligence than what is usually typical of Carian sorceries. Why? Clearly it is an indicator of something. What I’m saying is that while the Raya Lucarians’ breakthroughs happen through contact with the alien cosmos, working all the way down from cosmic prototypes (the primeval sorceries) to their smaller forms, Carian breakthroughs appear to transpire through more personal matters; that of martialism, and works up towards the moon. The finishing philosophy of the primeval isn’t a big spell, it’s some transformation. The finishing philosophy of the Carians isn’t an alien transformation, it’s a spell (that transforms you into your own magic rock, momentarily, ironically enough — in contrast with the primeval sorcerers who appear to be rocks permanently). This isn’t always the case, though. Raya Lucarians have their own martial (Haima) derivatives and Carian’s still stare at the stars + moon (Carian philosophy is that the moon goes together -with- the stars).
Another thing to consider is that in the earlier text versions of the base game, a glintstone crown was described as a sort of “resurgence”, implying that they may not have even been a thing during Carian rule over the academy. But this doesn’t mean that some Raya Lucarians don’t still side with the Carians, as seen with the Lazuli, who are found at the Carian manor and share the halls with the other sorcerous conspectuses. That there isn’t a glintstone crown for Rennala is likely a form of respect. Maybe. Or maybe since men are much more common it’s just the standard to make it men. How unique is Sellen’s crown, for that matter?It’s also possible that the Carians are fine with the glintstone crowns. But this is still pushing it. Shoving glintstone to your face sounds a lot like shoving glintstone into your chest. It borders on primeval philosophy if we really pay attention. The primeval patterned drapes have also placed over the main seat in the debate hall. This is likely a statement of some kind. Going back to the roots. Rennala’s statues around Liurnia co-opted the patterns. Rennala was a symbolical mother to the school. Keeping her students and faculty safe from staring too far into the stars.
>>737458827SHATTERED BY SOMEONE
>>737458984I’m still confused whether Rennala banned the primeval current or if Radagon did. Rennala seems kind so she wouldn’t like it. But using space rocks instead of the roots of the Erdtree for revival would probably irk Radagon.
>>737458996she squished her tits out of existance?
>>737458883Incorrect, as per Miyazaki's authorial intent.I can disprove you very easily:https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/caria+manorhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carianshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HecateHecate (/ˈhɛkəti/ HEK-ə-tee;[3] Ancient Greek: Ἑκάτη)[a] is a goddess in ancient Greek religion and mythology, most often shown holding a pair of torches, a key, or snakes, or accompanied by dogs,[4] and in later periods depicted as three-formed or triple-bodied. She is variously associated with crossroads, night, light, magic, witchcraft, and the Moon.She had popular followings among the witches of Thessaly, and an important sanctuary among the Carians of Asia Minor in Lagina.[7]
>>737458931The moon isn’t a finishing philosophy. It’s just special moon gurl power. Remember that they found them as little girls. Cringe.>>737459096Holy shit. ESL alert. The moon is female on the surface. Trying to stay human and not submit to the crystallized jizz of space is a masculine aim. Wanting to cover yourself in crystallized space jizz is not masculine. The irony is that the feminine is more masculine while the masculine is more feminine. Freak.
>>737458663How does using assets for multiple games make the lore of those games incoherent or inconsistent by default?You're not very intelligent.
>>737452518>>737452630is spaeny in this?
>>737452518>cailee got her cute dyke friend ruby cast with herbased
>>737459096The moon is actually associated with more male gods than female gods around the world. In Japan the moon god is a male. The sun is female. In the west the foremost god of magic was also the god of the moon, and stars, and indeed all astrological maths in general, later the sun included. It also adopted a triple motif like Hecate. Trismegistus. And before you claim Isis > Thoth. No. She always ran to Thoth for help. Always.
>>737459204What’s not very intelligent is thinking the surface textures tell a story. They don’t. Don’t be an idiot. They re use assets all the fucking time.
>>737458663i distinctly remember some soulstubers talking about this pillar texture and how they had all these headcanons for it until it came out it was just a generic asset with zero meaning. some came out and admitted it, but others never brought it up. i think the tarnished architect talked about it iirc.
>>737459296they do though
>>737459165The star purists would argue you’re a total vagina for not confronting the brunt force of cosmic truth thobeit
>>737452412Chuds getting upity because a rollslop movie has no black folks is fucking hilarious. I hate /pol/fucks so fucking much.
>>737458072>>737458156>>737458591>what is Elden StarsActual retards.
So is GW/Elden Beast evil from the pov the common populace? From what I can tell for the average person life seems decent before Marika decided to shatter the ring.
>>737459346So Path of Exile is canon to Elden Ring now? Okay buddy.
Elden ring had a story?
>>737459407what?
Should have been Del Toro. I can't think of a single other director schizophrenic enough to capture the atmosphere needed for this thing
Rennala being more masculine than the men who want to get fucked in the face by the stars like whores is actually a pretty funny take ngl
>>737459323>it's a generic asset>therefore it has zero meaningNice leap of logic.>>737459296I'm waiting for a rational argument instead of a fallacious syllogism. Call me when you have one. I'll go to sleep, let's see if you'll have by the time I wake up.
who asked for this?it's going to be just as shit as every single other game to movie adaptation. keep huffing the copium this one will be differentalso elden slop has no real story except for some tidbits here and there, so just like all soul slop trash where the only redeeming quality are the boss fights and everything else sucks. nice meterial to make a movi off kek
>>737459436Yes and sadly it's already becoming a white supremacy dog whistle. As you can see in this thread. I hate what /v/ fucking become.
How are they gonna make a movie about a game that has literally zero story?
>>737459536they literally tell you the story in the opening cutscene of the game
>>737458214I see a lot of people on the trolley claiming to be mensa before they tell me about the robot soul stealing aliens, anon. In fact I don't think I have ever heard someone claim to be mensa, and then not immediately begin telling me the most schizophrenic, drug addled story in my recent memory.
>>737459448Alex Garland is pretty kino, though
>>737456445my god this board is really just illiterate millenials
>>737459561Imagine watching a cutscene made by chinks. So you smoke russia's cock too?
>>737452412>marika isn't barefoot
>>737459448Del Toro is a disgusting propagandist. Have you seen the Shape of Water? That movie is awful.
>>737452630What the fuck is this leftie cope in the replies kekI could go to 10 random campuses near me and the average not-fat white girl is way hotter than these bitches
The Loathsome Shit Slurper was just spotted being executed in london
>>737459667>Have you see-I don't watch hollyslop or pedos
>>737459536Tell me you didn't play the game without telling me you didn't play the game
>>737452412Wait faggots. I heard it's impossible to get dubs on this board is that accurate?
>>737459393it'd be like the equivalent of an archangel from Christianity.the average person if you only include the people blessed by grace.
>>737459719Does he get executed? In the game he's alive
> Carian philosophy is that the moon goes together -with- the starsReminds me of the theory in Bloodborne that Insight and the Blood are meant to be taken together.
>>737459723Then why propose Del Toro, retard?
>>737458287They just could not fucking help themselves. Shan't be watching this. Not kidding.
>>737452412Why is the goddess queen of the realm just walking around town? Shouldn't she at least have a carriage?
>>737452630The Lands Between is based on Britain so it's accurate
>>737458072>>737458156>>737458591>This legendary incantation is the most ancient of those that derive from the Erdtree.>Creates a stream of golden shooting stars that assail the area.>It is said that long ago,the Greater Will sent a golden star bearing a beast into the Lands Between,which would later become the Elden Ring.Just to set the record straight.
>>737459847That wasn't him but bits of Pan's Labyrinth is probably the closest thing we'll ever get to capturing Fromsoft vibes on film
>>737454225They need to show her for the prologue setting up the shattering
The most important question: who's playing Miquella?
>>737452518>Marika looks like an ayyMaybe this actually is being made by lore respecters
>>737459942That's another propandist movie. The antagonist is comically evil. I can't watch this guy's movies anymore, they're too cringe.
imagine your ip exploding in popularity and getting adapted into hollywood slop, i would probably seppuku myself if i was in miyazaki's shoes
>>737460043If Hollywood hadnt run themselves into the ground, they wouldnt be combing for ip scraps from vidya.
>>737460043Doubt he gives a fuck as long as the money is rolling in. Bloodborne seems to be the IP he's most precious about and he doesn't even own it.
>>737460043He's a westaboo just like kojima. He's essentially just a step away from supporting more "migrant" influx "to promote expert jobs", like kojima.
>>737459817yes he gets executed and then Marika revives him when she needs tarnished who have the potential to become elden lord all of the prominent tarnished were killed and rose from the dead
>>737452518>>no shoe horned blacksabout that...
>>737460043Miyazaki literally grew up with western fantasy movies he barely understood but loved anyways
>>737458779>DURR I NEED SPELLS IN MY VICTORIAN SETTING DURRRRRR
>>737460416not him but what the fuck are you implying here? that spells are somehow unfeasible because of the victorian aesthetic? make this make sense to me
>>737460416Some enemies legitimately use spells in that game you huge retard
this is gonna be a really shitty movie like pic related
So Gideon didn’t make it to 70 int ???
>>737460580Doubt it as Alex Garland is an acclaimed artist who's done nothing but kino, so I highly doubt he's just going to make slop for gooks and ADHD autistic trannies like yourself
>>737460752at least 60 INT for comet azur
>>737460370The west has fallen....
Who's Cailee playing?
>March 2028 releaseWhy does everything take so long to make now? If they've started filming it should be out in a year tops
>>737452412>is actually....goodThe world must be beautiful after your lobotomy anon
>>737452518HAHAHAHAHAHA At this point even a blackie would be better
>>737460580This is all i ever see, video game movies are just goofy prospects there is literally nothing they could do to make me want to see one and i fucking hate zoomers for making hollywood kikes think there is money in this.
>>737453035It's more like movies are in the trash dumpster and games make more than Hollywood now
>>737460580I liked this movie.
Arguing Rennala is smarter than Azur because her spell costs 10 int more than his is like arguing that Lusat never went above 43 int
>>737452975
>>737461620Yep they’re retarded. Comet costs more than Stars of Ruin but is a less significant spell.
looks like a fan film
>>737452412>wait...this is actually....good?yes fuck coomers
>>737452518>no niggers so farthank God
>>737452903Miquella was the worst part of his DLC, so that's not that surprising.
>>737457054Cyberpunk and Crimson Desert caused some prime Mindbreak, but the King is still Elden Ring.
>>737452930That what they said about the Paladin from Diablo 2 and look what happen.
>>737452548Did she opt for all the genocide or was she just a figurehead for the Greater Will? The kingdom was guilty of atrocities, but it's hard to say that she was the sole reason for them when she was imprisoned and punished so severely for finally going against the system.
>>737454996That's a good thing, retard. What are you, one of those reddit retards that say Idris Elba, Jason Mamoa, and the Rock are perfect for every role?
>>737457683>it wasn't actually that impressiveWho said that?
>>737461628Collateral damage
>>737452548am i crazy or did literally no one say that she was gonna be good in the movie? where are you guys getting that from?
>>737452518>>no shoe horned blacksthere's 3 right in the front row throwing rocks at the dung eater, one even has a gigantic disgusting rat nest hair despite wearing noble clothing
>>737457054It's actually insane how utterly ludicrously mad the mere mention of this game STILL makes certain cohorts. The behaviour is unprecedented. It's always visceral white-hot tardrage kneejerk 'Elden Mid', 'Elden Shit' level responses that seem to suggest it triggers something primitive in their brains - a reflex impulse to seethe uncontrollably. And this is four years and a half years strong now since the game's trailer came out. Mindboggling honestly.
>>737453035Always been since Sony and Microsoft but forced into the industry. Remember the Uncharted movie? Rembee the Last of Us show? Member the Mortal Kombat reboot? Member Mario? Member Sonic? Member Ratchet and Clank?
>>737454846>>737455080>>737455235Did Martin write that shit? Cus it sounds like they literally just did Bloodborne part 2. God, Fromsoft is fucking terrible.
>>737454732These are leaks from people taking photos of the filming since they're doing it in a public locationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptG55MO-4y8
>>737459607fuck me the third act of that movie was pure fucking kino
>>737455285The Elden Ring is the Elden Beast, an eldritch being that descended onto the Lands Between and establishes the Laws of the world as a physical thing that can be manipulated. It's like if physics was manifested as a literal board of equations and someone (a god) could go and manipulate it to their whims
>>737452412She doesn't look like the porn model, it's literally unwatchable.
>>737452518>Tom BurkeOh neat
they have a chance to make the ranni story actually coherent. i always headcanoned it as >marika and radagon split >each forms their respective families>radagon ends up loving his family wholeheartedly>marika as well to some extent but realizes that the greater will holds too much sway into them down to their very essense, which will shackle their lineage forever if she ever gets replaced as the golden queen. >as host to the greater will, she ironically is free of its mental influence but not its surveillance >marika then plots to create children that are free of the greater will's influence, and requests radagon to do the same>none she makes are close to the task, radagon however avoids involving his children in the affair and lies to marika without investigating too closely if his children are suitable>marika goes desperate measures mode and plots the selfcest plan with radagon.>radagon hates the plan but reluctantly agrees with it as it is for the sake of his family to break free. >radagon leaves rennala which causes her to go insane with grief>ranni who by luck was actually a child that naturally was low in the greater will's influence develops a hatred for marika as a homewrecker to her happy family. in an ironic sense, marika made the very child she was searching for her enemy>marika in the meantime creates miquella and malenia as two beings free of the influence as marika and radegon are the two gods that are not fully shackled by the will. she also plots to use the black knife to kill the greater will at the right time>ranni however plotted to use the balck knife as well in a more petty manner, killing godwin, cause he was considered marika's favorite
>>737464481>marika did not really consider godwin her favorite but was thought so due to the preference she gave him when she considered him an early candidate for her plans>as such marika didnt not weep for godwin but the act of using the black knife was a different matter>by using the black knife before her, ranni put the greater will on high alert, which forced marika to enact her plan much earlier which resulted in merely shattering the elden ring and killing the greater will. im sure netflix or whoever would want to focus on the drama aspects of the story. someone in the boardroom's gotta be eyeing the game of thrones demographic for sure
>>737464481None of that shit will be in the movie, I think what they're filming right now is just the "prologue" showing what happened before and the movie will mostly be Kit Connor's character journey though the world, meeting characters that talk like Zanzibart and then encountering the Elden Beast at the end
>>737464575oh, well thats gonna be a bigger mess then. the story progression in a normal playthrough is fucking wonky if you actually look at it.
>>737464721I just don't see Alex Garland making a convoluted generic fantasy slop, his movies have been pretty minimalistic but also unnerving, and since he's the one who wanted to make this I'm going to assume that's exactly what he's going for
>>737452412>no feetAI generated slop
>Would you like to see my MENSA membership card?
>>737452412>wearing any sort of shoeNOT MY ELDEN RING!!!!
>>737462770Wait, Dung Eater? So its not taking place during the Shattering? That's so weird. Its going to be the plot of the base game.
>>737464575Yeah, that seems likely. Sad they're already fucking up visual design elements from the game.
>>737452518Column 3 Row 2 is clearly RanniColumn 2 Row 3 is clearly Gideon
>>737452518>>737460370AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's going to be a trilogy that will cover everything from the pre shattering era until the events of the game, but you didn't hear that from me
>>737454689Ask 5 people and you'll get 6 different answers. Its all too vague.
>>737462761Martin wrote some amount of backstory but no one knows what the hell it was because the game as it exists has Miyazaki's fingerpints all over it.
>>737462312That collateral damage has become a problem for the entirety of the lands between. Even the shadow lands. Marika needed to go but so does Ranni.
>>737456949Glad at least one person can identify the correct opinion about this crap. I have slop fatigue, and if disgusting whales like Nintendo want to make more sellable slop in the vein of movies for their IPs, whatever. But we don't need a netflix adaptation with nigs nor any hollykike adaptations for muh cinema.
>>737466760>Sad they're already fucking up visual design elements from the gameLike what?>"ummm the actor is not 8 foot tall or something"Oh, so nothing that a normal non autistic person will care about then? Okay
>>737455810Radagon is based on a character of the same name from the play "A Looking Glass For London". In the play he's a conniving and sophistic man of low social rank that was elevated to the level of a King with a scientific outlook on life in defiance of obvious divine intervention who is punished with a curse because of him denying his own family.A lot of this fits our Radagon clearly. His origin is mysterious, he's a scholar that tried to understand divinity through a scientific and logical lens, he's implied to carry a punishment curse from the Fire Giants in some way. In this case him being elevated to a King follows him being elevated to the role of Elden Lord either by Marika's schemes or the Two Finger's. And his downfall by abandoning his first wife, is patterned off of Ranni's murder plot on Godwyn and its consequences.
looks like a cheap ass fanfilm cosplay
>>737456087Those are the Two Fingers, but intentionally obscured showing that the Hornsent didn't quite know what they were actually making contact with up there.
>>737456518What is unfinished about Bloodborne conceptually other than the fight with the second Moon Presence (or its Phase 2) being cut?
>>737455810>>737456125i struggled with this in elder scrolls too, i know there's heraclitus and stuff who talk about dual natures and things being part of a whole even if they are different, chiral things or whatever but what is the actual mechanism by which these things come to be the same or different/same at the same time? were they always one (clearly not, because marika said 'thou are yet to become me', right?) or were they "one" even when apart?radagon is noted to have basically come out of nowhere in the history bookswas he actually just some guy or what?havent played the DLC yet btw
>>737452412>video game movie
>>737458072If the Elden Beast didn't exist people would complain that the Greater Will didn't leave a guard behind to protect its territory.
>>737467746>Even the shadow landsHow? The DLC never mentions Godwyn does it?
I didn't care for the elden ring lore at all dark souls was always much more interesting coherent
>>737459393The Greater Will was probably the equivalent to Izanagi in Shintoism, or like Uranus in Greek myth where people know it exists, but the deities are so far off from human affairs that it doesn't matter. Only some well educated weirdos like Bernahl or Goldmask care about it.The Elden Beast was probably secret to everyone.
>>737459750Yes, they're intentionally removed.
>>737468194>>737468350
why do the subhumans on this board obsessively feel the need to propagate every leak they get their brown hands on?
>>737453890>wrong turn to wrong the return movie
>>737468350the dlc doesnt say it outright but instead tells you the process necessary for achieving the level of godhood that marika has through miquella's own attempt. to obtain godhood, you must cast away your worldly form piece by piece. miquella cast away his flesh, his love, and the part of him that that would eventually have its own sentient personality as st trina. its a paradoxical and a perverse take on obtaining enlightenment as what remains is a god without the true selfless desires and resolve that led to creating it, leaving an all powerful puppet thats easily controlled by something like the greater will. st trina is not miquella but is, its similar but not completely the same as marika is not radagon but is. i guess it differs from person to person
>>737456430>Why are there two separate versions of most NPCs in the game, like Guranq?Faraam Azula is a place outside of conventional time. They're the same Guranq, but it'd be better to say that the Guranq at Faraam Azula's a 'screenshot' of the original. Nothing that happens to him happens to the original, and vice versa.> And why do we get teleported to Farum Azula by burning ourselves and the Erdtree?Faraam Azula seems to be a failsafe that imprisons those who would attempt to harm the Erdtree. It's no surprise that all of the npcs you come across in Faraam Azula either have interacted with the Flame of Ruin (Alexander, looking to temper himself with the Flame of Ruin), or the Rune of Destined Death (Guranq, Recusant Berhnal using the Blasphemous Claw)>why did Miquella need Mohg's body to get to the Realm of Shadow?Omens do not return to the Erdtree when they die, instead they are sent to the Realm of Shadow. To be able to travel to the Realm of Shadow, Miquella charms Mohg and makes him taint Miquella with copious amounts of Omen blood, desecrating his body similar. His body then acts as a conduit to travel to the Realm of Shadow.> If we, the player, can come back, due to grace, how is it that other things die, especially when they claim to retain and possess "Grace"?'Grace' is a blessing that ensures victory. Functionally, it retroactively removes any of the scenarios where the one blessed by Grace would lose. The caveat is that it only remains as long as you do not give up on your goal. Your Tarnished canonically never dies.> why don't the other Tarnished of the Round Tablehold drop great runes when slain?They never slayed any of the shardbearers. You did. Gideon never actually mentions that anyone else gathered any of the other shards. He does say that he only considers you a true member if you get a Great Rune, but he doesn't extend that challenge to anyone else. He's just manipulating you to see if you have potential.
>>737464481>ranni kills godwin out of pure teen girl angst just to spite marikain what way does reducing the enigmatic and freedom seeking motivations of one of the setting's central female characters down to a retard lashing out on her period make for a more compelling and coherent story than what we got?
>>737474085cause ranni's a stupid child throwing a tantrum. its a very human response when thrust into a world full of grand and lofty ambitions that makes you understand her.
>>737452412Is the movie setting before the breaking of the great rune? I really hope so because that way they can have more story to tell but then again it would break the mystery of the game.
>>737452412would
>>737452412It would be crazy if this pops off as a LotR movies spiritual successor.
>>737453890how was she able to braid her hair
Are we going to see Ranni before she killed herself like a moron, I wanna see redhead tall big mommy amazon pressing Ranni.
game of throne fanfic in the making.
>>737453374Me.
>>737452518Why are they all white
>>737455810Jesus is god, and god the father is jesus too. It's like that, nigga.
>>737457643>We are literally the Florida of the entire fucking cosmosUhhh based?
>>737457843hehe gonna make this into a lore video, thanks retard
>elden ring>movieThis is how under a rock I am these days. Didn't even know this was a thing
ITS IN THE PAST SAAAR ITS IN THE PAST!!!!
>Fromsoftware fans just casually eating up their most beloved franchise becoming slop
>>737476082Souls is my favorite franchiseI don't care what they do with elden ring
>MARIKA'S TITS>wait, where are they??
Who will play him?
>>737476082Slop slop slopIs that all you can fucking say?
>>737475893I have an actual question regarding this. Obviously God is God, but Jesus became God or something along those lines. Like, Jesus is literally God. So what does God do now? Is he retired? Jesus is the Son of God, but was also promoted to God. Is that like a dad turning over the family business to their son or something? What became of God once Jesus gained his position?
>>737476298No. God manifested himself as Jesus, his son. And the son, Jesus is God too. There's no "Jesus" became God. He always has been God from beningging.They are separate and at the same time they are the same, just like Marika and Radagon.Jesus even makes it even more complicated because he is part of a trinity, God, Jesus, The Holy Spirit.
>>737458589Mary Sue bends the entire setting, not just one corner of it. She fucks up an entire academy and then ends up being stuck there. Last time I checked, Mary Sue characters bend the entire setting as wish fulfillment. What kind of dysfunctional freak wishes to be locked up in a library making retarded crawling babies and endlessly relive the trauma of being cucked by Radagon?
>>737459367>>737459939That's kind of the problem with Soulsborne story telling. You have to go out of your way to find some obscure item that may or may not work well with your build just so you can read its cryptic item description in order to make head and tails of what's going on.Or you could just have cutscenes and narration like a normal video game.
>>737476149Dark Souls was already irreparably raped by the release of 2 so I understand your nonchalance
>>737476298>Jesus became GodThat's a heresy, anon. God is the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. The Father is not the Son nor the Spirit, the Son is not the Father nor the Spirit, and the Spirit is not the Father nor the Son. That's about as plain as it gets and it's confusing because the nature of God is explicitly inhuman.
>>737452639and? that means Emma can also play as Radagon. Lore accurate
>>737476789So God gave us his son that's also him? Was God just wanting to learn about humanity or something? What was the significance of him appearing at the time he chose to appear? Humanity needing course correction? >>737477003I'm not ragging on Christianity or the Bible or anything, I know I sound extremely ignorant. It's just shit I've been thinking about lately.
>>737452412Wait, so they're making an Elden Ring movie AND a Bloodborne one?
>>737477152Yes but the Bloodborne one is animated, not live action
>>737477054>So God gave us his son that's also him? Was God just wanting to learn about humanity or something? What was the significance of him appearing at the time he chose to appear? Humanity needing course correction?There is only 1 God in essence.But the essence is spread to 3: Father, Son, Holy Spirit.1 Essence is to 3 Existences. They are one, but also separate.Jesus appeared because the Father sent him to redeem and forgive humanity for all eternity as long as they repent .Course correction is what I'd call the Noah and then later on Moses disaster. It was when the Father was still fickly and cunty towards humanity.
>>737477054>I'm not ragging on Christianity or the Bible or anythingI understand, anon. God's nature is confusing which is why talking about His nature requires being extremely precise with wording, because otherwise people tend to get the wrong idea about God.>So God gave us his son that's also him? Yeah. Jesus was intentionally sacrificed for humanity's sake, to save everyone from eternal death and damnation.>Was God just wanting to learn about humanity or something?Because God is the way He is, he can't interact with creation without His presence consuming reality, as in the presence of God there is only His light. As we exist in God's shadow, He wants to form meaningful relationships with us, as we are His creation and He loves us. >What was the significance of him appearing at the time he chose to appear?There were a lot of false prophets at the time and the necessary requirements to fulfill the Scriptures were at hand, I think.>Humanity needing course correction?Also yes, but humanity is always in need of sin correction.
>>737477258Repentence is a natural part of salvation, I think. You can't accept God's gift of eternal life if you don't actually forgive yourself, and you can't genuinely do that if you do not seek restitution. As in, you receive salvation because you genuinely want to make amends, even if it might be in your final hour.
>>737477258>>737477261Sorry for my ignorance, but thank you for enlightening me.
>>737476223Gary Busey
these jews need to stop making game movies
>>737477665They destroyed everything else that people cared about, and video games are one of the last few things that genuinely excite people.
>>737452630Im here to say the redhead is alright.
>>737452786Someone kill this hornsent animal
>>737452412not barefoot>>737453890no titsD R O P P E DROPPED
>>737452630The two on the bottom right are very cute, you must be a closeted homosexual
>>737452412>>737452518How long until aislop puts TV jew producers out of business?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjBBiVsZFRM
>>737460580>the A24 movie will be like WarcraftHow retarded has /v/ become?
>>737452518What's this guy's name? I can almost remember
>>7374558102 people in 1 body
>>737452518Peter Serafinowicz voiced Mild Mannered Pate in Dark Souls 2, that game's Patches. Perhaps he'll be Patches in Elden Ring movie.
>>737476945>>Or you could just have cutscenes and narration like a normal video game.And the game would be garbage. Go play another game, faggot, stop complianing and trying to ruin this one.Exploring and finding things like that is extremely rewarding, I still remember the first time I found it.This game is clearly not for you. You call it a "problem", it's a great feature that makes the games what they are and why people love them.I'm not coming to the Mario Kart threads ibtching and moanign and telling everyone the game should be like Grat Turismo instead, I just don't play the game.
>>737478265Jonathon Pryce, I remembered He was that newspaper guy in that James Bond movie
>>737477258Schizo trinitarian crap.Father is God.Jesus is a messenger.The Holy Spirit is Gabriel, the mediator between the two.The whole concept is contradictory, 1 can't be 3, 3 can't be 1, not a matter of ability, it's just a non-thing. it's like saying something can exist but doesn't exist at the same time, paradoxical.
>>737478850>1 can't be 3, 3 can't be 1That's why you have to have faith ;)
>>737478265High Sparrow
>>737478890Faith can coexist with common sense
>>737478850>when midwits think they're superior to thousands of years of genius theologiansIs there anything more cringe?
>>737478964>theology is exclusive to corrupted Christiandom, >Lead by the best snake oil merchant in the world >Enter: El Paul
>>737478964Do these "genius theologians" have any qualifications?
>>737467746>Marika needed to go but so does RanniRanni does fuck off in her ending. She doesn't want to rule to Lands Between, she just want to give the people their freedom back.
>>737479129Yes, their works, retard. You know, Saint Augustine, Saint Thomas Aquinas..>>737479029>Christian theology is exclusive to Christian theologistsWHOOOAAAForget Augustine, we should all listen to anon here, I'm sure he has something interesting to say and a point of view that's never been put forward on Christian theology!
>>737452518>PryceKino alert
>>737462761No, GRRM has writing credits for having written the game's netcode
>>737479368Being a saint isn't a qualification
>>737479543Good thing I said their works then.
>>737452518Ugly women, beautiful men. Strange. I like old hammer movies, where men have objectively flawed looks and are old and women are young and beautiful.
>>737479553>they know what they're talking about because they have publications Can you hear yourself?
>>737479654Do you not understand those are the reason why people universally recognize them as geniuses?Do you think the word genius is just a label given to people nonchalantly?The works speak for themselves.
>>737478265Sam Lowry
>>737452518>no shoe horned blacksWhy don't you post other set photos.
>>737479814Some people consider Deostovsky a genius, and he was a nihilist doomer incel wtf are u even talkin about here anon. picrel
>>737479929I read "Notes From The Underground" expecting some thrilling narrative from the criminal underworld.Instead it's just schizo incel ravings
>>737479929No, what are you talking about?Do you also think you're a better writer than Dostoevsky?
>>737479981maybe ask God for guidance instead of asking anonymous troons on the internet.>>737480003>you need to produce a work on par with x to even critique Xs workFallacious and you know it
>>737480046>>you need to produce a work on par with x to even critique Xs workThat's not the argument.You think genius theologians over the millennia are wrong because... you don't like their theology.When I point that out you go "where are their credentials", without realizing that you have none and they do, in the form of their works.Now you're calling what I say fallacious kek.We are here.
>>737480241>genius theologiansEvidence that they are geniuses?>Well everyone knows they are!Um ok
>>737452412looks like shit, as expected
>>737480283kek based
>>737480283I have replied to the same question over and over, at this point.Their works are the evidence.Will you keep ignoring what I say like a retard?
>>737460370Random background extras don't really count.
>>737480769But you're talking circular nonsense Their works prove their genius, and their genius proves the correctness of their works
>>737476223Maggie Gyllenhaal
>>737472292I don't think Miquella had to do that. He did that willingly to try and purify himself so he wasn't a flawed god like his mother.
>>737452518>I'll take mid women, gay men, and old frail men only pleaseK-kino
>>737452412should’ve used the porn model as reference and made her 8ft tall. If they don’t have a 20 minute scene of Marika giving the tarnished a pov nursing handjob this shit is gonna bomb
>>737462631Nice wordsalad just to just repeat what the person you quoted said you retarded midwit.
>>737452412Are you praised lord moloch todays /v/
>>737452412>>737452518so is it woke or trad? whats our verdict bros? i havent done my research yet so if u guys have inform me so i know if its ok to give it a look
>>737455810Feels like people are missing the obvious here in that Marika belongs to a race of beings with malleable, bonding flesh and plant aspects. The simple act of grafting itself is a reference to botanical cultivation techniques. It's probably just the case that Marika's people are inherently hermaphroditic with the ability to change sex.Miquella demonstrates a similar duality with St Trina.Malenia isn't, as far as I remember, shown to have a masculine alter ego, but does behave in the more traditional masculine protector role, and her appearance is slightly androgynous.Both of these seemingly hermaphroditically produced children also have the most overt floral iconography and phenomena attached to them in the Haligtree, the Lilies, the Scarlet Aoenia etc.
>>737452903nah, shit retconned she was a numen like the assasins not jar tranny
>>737453890I fucking HATE this bitch, seriously i hope she fucking kills herself
>>737453604because she is a schizo tranny with a bitchfit against the thing that powered up and gave it a dick
>>737453890yup i can believe it has a dick , turn redhead and her tits melts and mold to be male
