Metro 2039 just got announced a few days ago and with that I'm reminded again of how much I miss my wife.
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>>737461368>>737461438>samefagging your first replyfucking loser
>>737461368It is a shame her game is the worst in the series.Hopefully the next one is more refined, because god damn is exodus raw.
Makes me wanna play exodus again, it's been years. I remember spooking an NPC and it broke his dialogue and he would not stop saying "son of a bitch oh fuck shit, son of a bitch." Etc, I got to a cut scene on a boat and I could hear him in the background still
>>737461484You're retarded.
Post Anna.
>>737461653>Scars
>>737461438Anna a cute!
>>737461653damn, this guy makes good Aloy art
>>737461508I'm replaying the entire series right now and I just finished 2033. Man what a great series of games. Exodus is probably my least favorite of the 3 but it's still damn good.
>>737461618There are some genuinely bad pictures of her in there. Especially bottom right.
>>737461653>Artyom gets to do the horizontal mombo with this every night
>>737461884If you can't handle her at her worse, you don't deserve her at her best.
>>737461653>Moans lustily in Russian
>>737461884>bad picturesstill good
Any last light anna?
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>>737461653oral sex
>>737462241>she's a massive cunt to Artyom>you both get separated/she gets captured>kinda forget about her >finally run into her again and save her>suddenly she loves you and wants to fuckI still have mixed feelings about Last Light.
>>737462241>gets close to you>shirt strap falls down slowly revealing breast>clasps he face in your handShit was cash, and I was diamonds.
>>737462325Just like a real woman!
Anna is made for:>loving>being the best sniper in the metro>lustful romance>cuddles>kissing>handholding>being a mother>hugging when it's cold
>>737462241there needs to be more of this in games
>>737462241Thank you.
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>>737462285I thought radiation was supposed to make things bigger?
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I watched the promo video and at the end of it the hipster onions dev screams slava ukraini.How to lose buyers lmao.
>>737462374You got me there. The only thing that's unrealistic about her is that she isn't constantly getting a train run on her in the Aurora while Artyom is away. And then blaming Artyom for not being there for her.
>>737462594Yeah I wonder why the nation currently being invaded and at war would be patriotic
>>737461805Agreed!
>>737462661A nation of literal nazis lmao >>737461591
>>737462594Agreed but them shitting on Nu-Fallout was pretty based at least. Fuck you Todd
>>737462720under your own logic we're all nazis too because of /pol/
Love her.
>>737462728What did they say I don't remember anyone saying anything about fagout
>>737462661Being patriotic from their office in Malta instead of the trenches and half of the dev team being Russian and everybody speaking Russian while making games based on novels written by a Russian.
>>737462720>a nation of nazis with a jewish president and zero far right factions in the parliamentNani? Stop drinking pedorussian cum.
>>737462934Some of their devs literally have fought and died defending Ukraine and Glukhovsky was put on trial in absentia because he was critical of Russia
>>737462819“We’re not romanticizing the post-apocalypse or making a theme park out of it". Bethesda constantly describes their maps as “theme parks”
>>737462976You're not beating the nazi allegations, bud. Maybe don't fly literal swastika flags, and maybe don't use the literal black sun (a natsoc symbol) in your own military insignia >>737463006
>>737463106>>737463006Tankie or RussianCall it
>>737463051That doesn't make any of my points less true. They're just larping.
>>737463180You're retarded
>>737461368I really don't give a shit about some war happening thousands of miles away. I just want to play games
who the hell are the shitters arguing about the russo-ukraine war? It's 4 am over there. don't you fags need to sleep so you can get back in the trenches tomorrow morning?
I only played 2033, how do the sequels compare?
Let's get this thread back on track.Do you think any of the women of the metro do this? https://files.catbox.moe/lig6qp.mp4
>>737463446you think anyone is gonna click that?>>737463419I likelast light the most
>>737463419Last Light is kinda all over the place, if 2033 is in my opinion a 8.5/10. Last Light is 6.5/10. It does have some really strong moments but its weak parts and the lighting they did hold it back in areasI personally love Exodus though after playing Stalker and then replaying Exodus its open world segments are for sure the weakest part of the game but thankfully the scripted segments and more linear levels address this, so a solid 8/10. Would suggest playing the PC enhanced version too if you can
>>737463419Last light is the best and exodus is kinda good but gets old.>>737463557>you think anyone is gonna click that?I don't see why not.
>>737463346>Just a red, white, and blue American that hates nazis.right, right
Replaying Exodus made me more excited for 2039. While the game has issues with the open world segments(and honestly i kinda struggle to call them open they're just big levels) the linear and metro segments were the best they ever were and I hope they double down on that.
Why is Yakub in Metro also
>>737463089Well they'll get a point for that one!
>>737461839Same, after replaying the series as well OG 2033 is by far my favourite. I probably like Exodus more than LL, but there was so much I found lacking in Exodus. It just missed so much of what made Metro good.
Anna looks like one of those legalporno slavic whores they bring in to get gangbanged and pissed on by a bunch of black dudes
>>737463784>excited for 2039NGMI
>>737463916You do you, man.
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>>737464397It's actually from the same crowd that support ukraine
>>737463106>nazi allegataions>the same spammed images of like a dozen of people How retarded do pedorussians think we all are? Your shithole is getting balkanized after Ukies win, lol
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>>737464537Actually retarded.
Bump for anna
Ukrainians are using Anna like this >>737465669
>She gives you this lookWhat do?
>>737463446Who gets off to that shit? It's like the people that like that shit want to fuck the monster themselves.
>>737466584I don't know what I would do.Be patient with me, I have autism.
>>737467114Story of my lifehttps://youtu.be/C-AeejnrOCQ?si=hcXlpoc0uMMnPFmE
>>737467061>Who gets off to that shit?Quite a lot of people.
>>737467114Just like me fr fr
Could you survive in the metro universe? be honest.
>>737468990Survive? Yes. But fuck surviving that.
>>737469038>But fuck surviving thatWhy? could be comfy.
>>737468990the redux universe, sure. people are all deaf and blind
Dogshit games, cinematic shitslop
>>737461368Russian whore, fit only to be fucked with a bayonet.
>>737468990Yeah, probably.There is no way in hell I could do what Artyom did though.Especially not the fucking amoeba room.
>>737469156No. I can't imagine parting with my comfort. You have to share living space with others, you can't be picky about food, not much to do. No vidya etc. I'd be even more miserable. The only comfy parts in postapoc would be in those parts that are warm, so South of the equator or something like that.
>>737469589>You have to share living space with othersI think that depends on what station you're in and what you do. You could join the rangers/reich and be pretty well off if you work hard.>you can't be picky about foodTrue, but you can always try to make things better.>not much to do. No vidya etcFriends,family,girlfriend, and they do have electricity so you could probably find something.
>>737469576>There is no way in hell I could do what Artyom did thoughIf you get training from the rangers then you could do much more then what you think.
>>737469909>You could joinNot interested in running around and potentially getting shot. You'd probably need some sort of military background or something as well. I'd just be forcing myself into something that I don't want to do.>Friends,family,girlfriendThis is only assuming that you all somehow made it but that might not even be the case, since you are not necessarily within the same proximity to the shelter.There's an old live action trailer, that served as a promo to either LL or 2033 showcasing the Doomsday. Basically, most people weren't even allowed inside, since there are quotas on how many it can actually host or something like that. So even though they were actually trying to get in they would just get mowed down. Fuck that type of misery and living like a rat, reminds me of that scene with Neo and Cypher from The Matrix. Just unplug me right there and then.
>>737470465>Not interested in running around and potentially getting shotUnderstandable, but i'm sure they still need something like the police.>You'd probably need some sort of military backgroundThey would take anyone who is healthy enough.>This is only assuming that you all somehow made itI'm going off the idea that you just get teleported into the metro.
>>737461653The first time I played Last Light and saw the sex scene, I had to quit right after to fap because it made me too fucking horny
>>737470790>I'm going off the idea that you just get teleported into the metro.Definitely sucks, with friends/family or not, there's only so much I'm willing to endure for them. And "living" like that is just not something I'd be willing to do but I don't think I'd be able to sudoku either to be honest.
>>737471228Eh, it's not for everyone.I personally would love to be in the metro universe as that would be an escape from the modern world.
How does Exodus hold up? I liked the other 2 games.
>>737472371It's alright the caspian area is a bit tedious.
>>737472371Jank controls, pretty buggy, open worlds a little generic, and the best parts are the linear sections where things are actually happening instead of>ARTYOM, go here and return to go here and return to go here and return and while you're out there if you find this thing grab it and return!while you're slow as hell and can't sprint more than six seconds before tiring out.It's the weakest out of the 3 games but it's worth trying purely for the characters and the well designed areas with multiple ways to tackle every objective.
I reinstalled Last Light because I didn't remember it at all, played it for 90 minutes then asked myself how I ever liked this shit to begin with. Boring cinematic piece of shit where you constantly follow someone else down a path.
>>737461368>Ryan Gosling.gif
>>737472705I am biased against last light purely because ranger hardcore despite being a pre-order bonus was tacked on and made QTE's & level interactives invisible for no discernible reason with the checkpoints being minutes prior to triggering them.
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>>737472371It takes away a lot of what made the original 2 what they are, I get why they did it, but it doesn't feel at all the same. Still say it's a bit better than LL personally. Some of the areas you can tell were pretty rushed though i.e. Taiga.
>>737462192Pov: you have the best reward for saving the metro
>>737463106based nazis making /pol/troons seethe. Heil Hitler
How bad is the new one going to be?
>>737461561im realizing now i never beat any of the dlc. just beat the games when they came out and redux.are any of them worth it storywise?
>Two games>Better love story than any WRPG in the last 20 years.
why did an fps have a better romance simulator than most rpg's?
>>737474139>Bullshot and cutscene trailer>Nahtzee child abduction plotWe'll see.
>>737474652>Nahtzee child abductionI always wondered why they don't have "breeders" to boost their population.
>>737474197Sam's Story is Artyom but American.
>>737474552La Pasión
>>737461486>Tfw you will never have a cute russian sniper gf to help you kill mutants
>>737461368You know what? FUCK russian girls. FUCK EM ALL
>>737461368>Devs decide autistically they'll make a "self-insert" protag, so he can't speak in cutscenes and limit themselves with that decision for the entire trilogy>MC's voice is literally heard in every loading screen narration text>MC's face is shown immediatly in the first CGI cutscene of metro 2033 as a kid, and multiple times throughout the game's cutscenesWhat the FUCK were these slaviggers thinking, would've made the games so much better if they just voiced the MC
>>737478543>would've made the games so much better if they just voiced the MCNo it would not. the main point of the metro series is immersion so getting a voiced protagonist would take you out of the game.
>>737461368the train parts were kino
>>737461368Can't wait for it to be desexualized realismslop with scanfaces that I will never play
>>737479680It really was.
>>737462241Clavicular ahh jaw
>>737461508Interesting, I liked exodus the most
>>737462720I bet russia has even more
>>737463106How's the vatnikbot life? Are you still getting as much rubel as in 2022?
>>737461653>no pubesI am only half erect
metro desperately needs VR mods so i can experience her scene and the lap dances
>>737461508crafting systems are NEVER good and ALWAYS take away from encounter design when i can just keep crafting throwing knives and other op shit
>>737461368I just picked it up on gog./v/ referring to it as a "girlfriend simulator" put me off playing it for years even though I really enjoyed the first game and mostly enjoyed the second.I sure hope /v/ is mostly full of shit when they call it a "girlfriend simulator" because that just sounds horrendously boring for a survival fps.Also got Chernobylite and I think I'm going to play that first.
>>737483079shes window dressing in like 95% of the game
>>737482939>That train scene where she is on your lapI can imagine some anons would sit in that scene for hours.
is exodus any good?think I started it twice and both times dropped right at the beginning in the swapms for some reason.maybe it was some kind of 'semi-open world fatigue'
>>737484032its inoffensive but i really hope with 2039 they finally fix ranger hardcoregetting instakilled by a cutscene qte you cant see and not being able to see what grenade you have equipped fucking sucksits not immersive irl i can look down and see if i have a fucking throwing knife or pipe bomb at the ready
>>737461591Calm down, anon. Five years is the normal time for a three day operation.
>>737461368>zelensky propaganda gamelol
>>737485176What?
>>737485791:(
ANNA
>>737461979for that you need subtitles HIVan AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>737485791The game forces you to get girl cooties? That's fucking gross!
why are slav accents so erotic
>>737487885Sex magic. they want to steal your mana.
>>737487885They're not. Neither is French, Italian, Spanish, etc.They're just not earrape is all.
>>737488126french and italian suckspanish and slavic are sexsimple as
>>737487885All accents are unnatural, Brittish included.
>>737488126>FrenchIs sex (i say this as a brit)>ItalianHit or miss>SpanishIs sex + more sex
It's going to be the one game with more western political psyops than CoD. The cutscene areas in the previous games looked good but the gameplay parts looked like ass. I will play on youtube so i can fast forward the parts with trannies, "strong" Africans and "smart" Jews. There's no shortage of hollywood movies and tv and radio news programs to cover every inch of that stuff. No need for video games to waste pixels on it.
>>737485575Pay the brown monkey from /pol/ no mind.
>>737487885i think for me, i sort of associate the globohomo american english accent with disgusting coalburner/singlemom/celeb trashy whores, so girls having yuro accents makes them seem cute and more posh and less of a cheap feeling in comparison
>>737461368with how shit the new game looks i guess metro exodus is the last good game we got in the series
What do you anons think the worst they would do with 2039? FUN IDEAS ONLY
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Reich or nothing!
>>737461368you're gonna keep missing her cause she wont even be in it
