Anyone else starting to get buyer remorse for the Switch 2?
howd we go from yoshis island which is an actual game kids can beat to this baby shit?
Hasn't every yoshi game been like that since Yoshi's Story?
Unironically yes
>>737462474yep, havent touched my switch 2 since slay the spire 2 came out. only games i got for it are pokopia and pokemon legends za and mario kart though. i knew yoshi was gonna be made for babies based off all of their previous games on the switch so i never really cared. metroid prime garbage and donkey kong is baby game trash
tbf Kirby's Epic Yarn did that and that was still a good game. Though Good Feel's Yoshi games have been mediocre at best.
WHY couldn't they simply make a worthy successor to yoshi's island? a dozen yoshi games since then and they're all hot garbage.
>>737462581Mega-corporations need to reach ever-larger audiences to survive. That's just how it is. This basic, universal rule is why small businesses stand a chance, and the balance is eventually restored when the mega-corporation has watered down its product so much that the masses start looking for more alternative options.Then yhe smaller company takes the place of the big one, and the cycle repeats itself.
It's not even a good weeb machine anymore and It's being carried by subpar first party games, like what the fuck is even the point
yoshi is for fags and children
>>737462474Wario Land 2 is one of the best games ever, thoughbeit.
sounds good, casual charming platformer game.
>No timerThis was always a yoshi game thing>You can't dieKill these retarded nu-gamedevs
>It's okay when Wario does it
>>737462954yeah Wario Land was my first thought tooThough in that game sometimes I'd rather die and start over than get stuck in a transformation
>>737462474lolwe are finally the complete opposite of yoshis island in terms of yoshis game. started at the top and went straight down in a parabolic fashion.nintendo stopped being something to buy 2 decades ago now.
I will never understand why Nintendo can't do two things at once.Have traditional RPG Paper Mario and the foofy nonsense experimental gamesHave the once in a decade 3D Marios and have more sequels like Galaxy 2 that do more of the sameHave Yoshi games that do the weird side stuff and have a proper yoshi's island successor
>>737462474I did like Epic Yarn, but even this looks a bit too kiddy for me.I'm sure it'll be nice to chill with or something for your 5 year old to get used to vidya, but my older ass has zero interest.
I'll probably still get it, but they is disappointing. I hope there's at least co-op. I enjoyed playing Wooly World and Crafted World with my younger brother
>>737462474>platformer with puzzle/exploration based gameplay>NOOO WHERE'S THE COMBAT? WHY CAN'T I DIE SO I CAN RESPAWN AT A CHECKPOINT 5 FEET AWAY
Game journalists don't want to admit the game is aimed for 3 year olds just like how Peach's game was for 10 year old girls.
>>737462773because nobody that works there anymore has a fucking brain. the only people worse than nintendo for yoshi games are yoshi game apologists.
It all went downhill after Mario Kart World and Donkey Kong Bananza, just an continuous slopfest
>>737463084But super mario bros 2 was also a peach game for 10 year old girls and you could die in that
>>737463058What a waste they ported Epic Yarn to 3DS at the end of its life instead of Switch.
Seriously though Nintendo needs to release some boys games too, 90% of their output lately has been aimed at women
>>737462474It started slowly with marop kart world having no staying power once the novelty wears off.What i did not expect however, was that bananza is an overrated game for brown retards. The game is mocking levels of backseating and appeal to brown retards.
>>737462954That's not the point though. You're not penalized at all for taking hits here. The whole point of the Yoshi game is just passively observing things.
>>737463190I think you mean women and basedboys, and toddlers.because since sega died, that's been their entire audience.
>>737462474What was wrong with the Yoshi Story approach?Game is babby-tier easy, but has an outrageously difficult challenge included if you’re dedicated enough and not a toddler?
Iirc the last yoshi game, wooly world, had some pretty hard secrets to find. Maybe they will be doing difficulty along those lines instead.
>B-but pokopia is good lolLMAO
>>737463260 you're the reason we are in this mess now you dumb nigger.
>>737462773>Takes place in a book>Analog tongue/egg aiming>Nonlinear scavenger hunt for objectivesIt's a Yoshi's Story sequel.
>>737463234I don't understand why third worlders like you who can't afford videogames at all are allowed to post herego to /vr/ and talk about how great soccer '94 on the tectoy was
>>737462474>Anyone else starting to get buyer remorse for the Switch 2?No, because I wasn't retarded enough to buy one.
>>737463126Times has changed for the worse unfortunatelyPeople and even kids are uber retarded these days
>>737462474>Announce Mario Galaxy 1 & 2 for Switch>Follow it up with the Galaxy Movie announcement>"We have one more announcement...">Yoshi game nobody asked forThey really fumbled that build-up.
I waited until 2024 to buy my first Switch, I’ll gladly wait until 2033 to buy the switch 2
>>737463126SMB2 was for men, fuck you.
I don't know why developers always think that small children want braindead stuff. The best games when I was a kid was the ones that feel like you're trying to make progress or advance somewhere. There's a very strange false dichotomy where developers think difficulty is either zero effort or impossible, when this isn't the case. Nobody as a kid ever thought "This game is good, but it would be better if I was always invincible". Nobody ever thought this.
>>737462773Because yoshis island ds exists and you rejected it for being too hard
>>737463289>the last yoshi game, wooly worldI am forgotten.Wooly World was the last good Yoshi game.
>>737462615you could die in Yoshi's Island DS and actually some of the level design was borderline kaizo tier. I never played any of the others besides the original.
>>737462474do you think yoshi is okay with his entire world being sanitized of all conflict? it sounds like a hellish existence
are you kidding? the switch 2 has only been out a year, and its already got more exclusives than the xbox and ps5 COMBINED, despite those things being out for like, what, 5 years now? im very happy with actually getting games for once
>>737462474just when I thought Nintendo games couldn't get any more casual
>>737463434nah children definitely consume games differently and care less about completing "objectives" and just want to mess around in a sandbox. It's why minecraft is so popular
>>737463434case in point, cuphead is still popular among kids. yet none of them give a fuck about the last kirby or yoshi game. literally its all just nintendo manchildren who care about those games
>>737462474what's the point then
>>737463535>its already got more exclusives than the xbox and ps5 COMBINEDWhat good is having more exclusives when every single one of them is absolute trash?
i want a Yoshi game where he is my wife (male) and we have sex like 50 times a day until i die
>>737463473No, I rejected it for having worse physics, shit music, and boring level design. it wasn't hard at all.
The 'Yoshi games after yoshi's island are never allowed to be good' mandate
Ngl bros, the SW2 feels almost Wii-U tier, I'm pretty bored of it right now
>>737463535Considering everything besides MK and DK has been pretty disappointing I don't think that actually matters
>>737462474>toddler these days can't even handle getting ass handledGrim, we need to bring back beating children
>>737463336The fuck kind of retarded reply is this shit?sega vs snes was good because sega said nintendo is for babies and nintendo had to prove otherwise.Now you say nintendo is for babies because nintendo is just for babies.
Why did Yoshi become the ultra baby level game? Actual children don't have any interest in these games, only tendies, so just make them real platformers. Are they afraid of it competing with Kirby and Mario?
All you had to do was buy and play Kirby Air Riders while we waited for the other hardcore ludo (Duskbluds and FE:FW)
>>737463709It always was retard, the reason most people don't care about the original enough to replay it is the annoying baby noises
>>737463670>>737463589oh sorry im pc master race, i just like remind people of that to dunk on consoles in general. sorry, if its that grim for the winning team i feel bad for yall.
I'm just waiting for Fire Emblem, so I'm good.My Switch 2 has been collecting dust outside of some times where I feel like playing Air Riders, but I'm putting that bitch through its paces once I get my vidya version of cocaine.
>>737463473I distinctly remember that game being for retarded babies and the sprites taking up half the screen.maybe im thinking of "new" yoshis island, or maybe they're the same game. It sucked bad enough that I don't even remember which is which.
I got mine along with Mario kart world a couple weeks after release and I played that for a couple weeks trying to convince myself it wasn't complete horseshit. Donkey Kong and Air Riders seemed pretty solid but I never bought em due to trust issues after Mario kart. I didn't really pay attention to what the proposed road map was looking like for releases so maybe it's on me for having such high expectations but I just really wanted a new Mario, Smash, or Zelda. Whenever I bring this up I get a ton of replies saying Nintendo doesn't have to release those so early but I just don't really see why they wouldn't drop at least one of them early. Metroid prime was never my cuppa tea but I likely would have bought a 2d Metroid because I liked Dread a lot. Pokopia also isn't my thing, Animal Crossing during covid completely burnt me out to that genre. I probably won't sell my console though because I know I'll just wanna buy another once one of those 3 franchises I listed has a new game release. For now, I'm pretty unimpressed with the lineup but I'm treating my purchase as an investment in case they drop something really sweet soon.
I don't see the problem. The game is already so easy that you'd never die anyway. This just opens up the game to new audiences, while still allowing gamers to play the same way they always have. If you think this is a bad idea then you're probably just some false flagging sn0y
>>737463589>What good is having more exclusives when every single one of them is absolute trash?DKB was good, MKW isn't great but is still decent, and Air Riders is great. The only bad ones are Drag X Drive and maybe this Yoshi game is if turns out to be as boring as it sounds.
They already did this in Kirby's epic yarn.
>>737463730Does this game still have a decent player base? I might buy it because it looks fun but I don't wanna waste my money if lobbies take forever to fill up.
>>737462474I love all one game on switch 2
>>737463670Air Riders is good though
>>737463758>annoying baby noisewoah it's like, if you do bad you get punished, but if you play well then you never hear the baby at all.like, an objective or something.
>>737463058At least in epic yarn you can lose your money like in Lego Star Wars, with the point of the game being to unlock stuff
>>737463730Kirby Air Riders is too complicated to learn and too chaotic to be find enjoyable, I rather just hop on MKW desu
>>737463914Nintendo games pretty much never have problems finding lobbies ever unless they're either shit (Drag X Drive) or named ARMS.
>>737462773Because Yoshi Island single handedly destroyed every 2D Mario game to date and Miyamoto is making it pay for its sins.
>>737462474Not really because the Yoshi game on Switch was pretty bad too so this is more of the same. Even the composer for Wooly World hated Crafted World. Plus assuming NateTheHate isn't a liar Star Fox and Ocarina of Time will be sick.
The Switch 2 library is so desolate right now that I played NES games today. NES games.
>>737463816video game consoles use to come with actual good games on release. It's been 9 years since the last mainline mario so it's to be expected they would release some good games on launch.
>>737462474Air Riders made the machine worth it for me but otherwise yeah
>>737463990>getting filtered by kirby air ride
>>737462474Wario Land already proved that works well 84 years ago
>>737463961Most people don't actually enjoy the gameplay of Air Riders, It's niche for reason.
>>737463079>puzzle/exploration based gameplay>literally has you bounce on the frog things with coins on them (only one at a time) in a set path to play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star>in an isolated room
Nintendo has always been all ages but Kirby and Yoshi are strictly toddler games. Nobody older than 8 should be playing them.
>hourly snoy cope thread
Nintendo players are mentally stunted. They like little babby cutesy kiddy stuff. That's why the 30 year old manchild feels like he's 17.
>>737464140Too bad Wario Land actually forces you to think. It was a game for children, not fetuses like everything Nintendo's making nowadays
>>737464153twinkle twinkle little star is kino
>>737464105It's not really fun to play, like if kirbyfags like it then cool, but I played two hours offline and I just think it's painfully unfun
>>737464334NTA but the fun is from playing City Trial online with randoms.
Yoshi has always been the baby platformer you fucking retard. You have been crying about this since the N64. Metroid was their "adult platformer", Mario their " boys platformer and Kirby their "girls platformer". DKC was " cool kids platformer".
>>737463709>Are they afraid of it competing with Kirby and Mario?are those franchises not also baby tier? I mean Kirby's Epic Yarn already did this 15 years ago. I haven't played Kirby since the WIi though so idk if the newer games are still piss easy.Mario actually does a decent job at being engaging even if it's not particularly difficult, although Wonder was definitely a step towards toddler-difficulty. if anything, a game with some actual challenge would have pretty much no competition within Nintendo's library lol.
>>737462816Compa kneel to nintenGODS and now you'll have game that even more censored compare to playstation
>>737463730This is literally the only game that makes me want to get a Switch 2 but I I have bought a console for one game before and I still got buyers remorse
>>737464393tranny cope
>>737462474why do normies like "challenge"? the real challenge is working to make money to afford the game. if i have to continue to work while playing the game i just shut it off. imagine paying a whore and then she says ok where are we going for dinner
What the fuck is this revisionist view that Yoshi was always baby games? The only thing baby about the first game was there was a literal baby in it. But it was a pretty challenging game. Same with Yoshi's Island DS and even New Island. Wooly World didn't have this problem either. None of these games like Crafted World and even Yoshi's Story were just about you passively watching things do stuff.
Unironically this got me more interested in the game than anything before lel.The GVG video makes it look promising.It's more of a puzzle game rather than a pure platformer like Mario or DKC.
It's fucking nuts that the original switch is still getting ports of all the cool stuff that's actually worth playing like the espgaluda 2 port, I have no idea why anyone would buy a switch 2
>Yoshi is shovelware ONCE again >New fire emblem doesn't have an avatar system this time >OOT remake (It'll be worse) >Star FoxIt's actually over
I haven't bought one yet.There's no game on it I absolutely MUST have yet.
>>737464637imo, every game you mentioned besides the first one was very much a baby game.and as a kid I enjoyed the first one, and as an adult I still enjoy the first one. And as an adult I just want to play everything about the first one, but new levels.that's all I've ever wanted since YI, and expected that to be what yoshi story was, but it was less than half the original game on a system capable of making it double the original game. and it's been like that every fucking game since.now we're at a walking simulator.
>>737462581Yoshi's Island was made for Asians and middle-class Whites. This new slop is made for Somalis.
>>737464637have you even played crafted world. that is one of the most baby games ever made, same with kirby the forgotten land and star allies. and games like donkey kong and mario odyssey are just one standard deviation away from it
yoshi should have ended at Yoshi's Island.
>>737464692>New fire emblem doesn't have an avatar system this timeUnless dot theory turns out to have some legs.
>>737464393>autistic anon forces compartmentalization where it doesnt existhate these episodes.
>>737464754It's okay you can just say you didn't play any of the games past story like everyone else saying it was always for babies. DS wasn't a great game but it's by far the most difficult game in the franchise. New Island is great but it isn't braindead easy either.
>>737463126It was only quarter-peachy, thoughbeit
>>737464754the DS game actually had challenging content, from what I remember beating it normally wasn't hard but to 100% you had to do some kaizo bullshit. I doubt many people played that game though let alone bothered to 100% it.
If the game has no fail state, then it's not a game.Congratulations Nintendo loyalists, you've managed to lower the bar from ground level to subterranian.
>>737462474>Anyone else starting to get buyer remorse for the Switch 2?No, because I didn't buy the Switch 2. Hell, I didn't buy the Switch 1 until the Switch 2 already came out, and that was only because I'd picked up some Switch games like Unicorn Overlord, Ultra Kaiju Monster Rancher, and SMTV for it ahead of time. Nothing on the Switch 2 has interested me and it doesn't look like anything will in the future, so I'm safe from that.>no dying no timer in the new Yoshi gameThat's not as terrible as you might think. Woolly World was pretty good and there was no real risk of death in that one, either. And I had a lot of fun in Legendary Starfy, which basically had zero danger either.The bigger concern is the game design. Even with Woolly World being good, it was nowhere near as good as Yoshi Island 1. The trend of the series just seems to be going downhill, and while it being a literal baby toy is fine in principle, it's not going to make me interested in buying the console anytime soon.
>>737464151As someone who didn't get that into the original game, I like Air Riders. But you're right it isn't for everyone. A lot of the praise and adoration it gets just seems to be because it's Sakurai that made it and because he created Kirby and hasn't been involved with the series since the original
>>737464945Death isn't the only fail state.
>>737464923I played every single yoshi game besides crafted world, and didn't pay for a single yoshi game after yoshis story.and they all fucking sucked.>>737464937I didn't bother to 100% yoshis island even though I played it 100 times.That doesn't mean I don't like the game. iirc I did 100% it on ds.same for mario 64, beat it idk how many times but only 100%'d it on the ds.
>Yoshi's Island is one of the greatest games of all time>literally every single other Yoshi game ranges from "eh" to garbagehow is this even possible
>>737464795Yes but at least you had some goals and you aren't just watching things and still had to put in some level of effort to collect everything. Kirby's Epic Yard was a baby game but you were at least penalized by losing beads that would have went toward collectibles. Wario Land you couldn't die but you were penalized by losing money and having to climb back up a tower again. There's nothing here.
>/v/ complains about this being a game for babies>/v/ will also cum in their pants for pic which is just a game where you press A to the beat of music while looking at preschool character designs
>>737462615no, you could die in story and you lose a yoshi color when you die
I don't get what makes someone buy a switch 1 or 2 to begin with. Not a single Nintendo release has interested me at all since the Wii/3ds era and even then it wasn't that much. People genuinely go and spend hundreds of dollars on a chink 0lastic baby machine made for cultist cattle and wonder why it's not worth it.
>>737463234>tourist
>>737465059>implying (You) and the majority of /v/ can play rhythm games
All of the Switch 2 problems could be solved with a good Direct and a solid lineup for games releasing in the second half of 2026.
>>737465059You're not supposed to point that out.
>>737465059t-that doesn't count
>>737462581yoshi's island was a game for kids, disgusting faggot
>>737462474spotted the zoomer faggot who wasn't even alive when this masterpiece released
>>737465041>I didn't bother to 100% yoshis island even though I played it 100 times.>That doesn't mean I don't like the game.I never implied that was the case, I was just saying it wasn't exactly a baby game. and I'm talking about the actual game called Yoshi's Island DS, not the GBA port of Yoshi's Island or whatever else you might have played on the DS.
>Biggest release for 2026 is fucking Fire Emblemit's so over lads
>>737464024he literally made the game
>>737463229>passively observing thingsSo it's like any Sony game?
>>737462773Wooly world is better in every way
The suspect has been seething all day
>>737465251He's full of shit. Yoshi's Island DS is teeth pulling to 100%. New Island had SOME level of challenge to complete too. He can't admit he didn't actually play or complete them.
>>737465286>Biggest release for 2026 is fucking Fire EmblemAs it should be. FE kino will save the Switch 2's 2026.
>>737465059rhythm heaven is a legitimately good way to practice your timing as a musician. It has a very tight window to achieve a perfect score.
Miss me yet?
>>737465286Fire emblem chads rise up
>>737465837who the fuck are you and how did you get in my house
>>737462474dying is an obsolete mechanic, only boomers keep asking for it. Boomer should die in real life instead
I know you guys hate remakes but wouldn’t it be cool if they remade the first yoshi’s island but with hand drawn animation?
>>737462474That's just Yoshi's Story again right?
>>737462816idk sounds to me that you need to censor your games in the west if everyone else is doing it>Steam isn't Yes they are. Mind linking the Dungeon Travelers 2 page?
>>737466043It would be better than whatever the fuck Yoshi’s Book is supposed to be.
>>737464675>espgaluda 2 portThat was 5 years ago anon.
>>737466089Not really. It's a puzzle game that looks like a platformer.
>>737465552That kinda proves his point. If normal rhythm games are playing an instrument, then rhythm heaven is just doing the warm-ups. You’re not playing to the beat of a song, you’re playing in accordance to cues and having to keep time, which is far easier compared to an actual rhythm game where inputs are done to the beat. There’s a reason no one ever brings up the series when talking about rhythm games; it kinda isn’t even a real rhythm game
I had remorse way back in august
>>737462474fuck no it's the best console ever
Why does every mildly negative nintendo thread have someone screeching about sonyfags?
>>737462474I will still find a way to get game over and nintendo will be forced to make it more easy in the future games.
>>737466182>You’re not playing to the beat of a song,Yes you are.Some of them give you misleading visual cues on purpose, or even no visual cue.
>>737462474We didn’t need this much conformation as to how nintendies really are..
>>737466182>There’s a reason no one ever brings up the series when talking about rhythm games>Rhythm HeavenGet real.
I'm not sure why the difference between "you literally can't die" and "well technically you can die if you're blind or kill yourself on purpose" matters. All these games are designed to be beaten by 5 year olds that have never played another game before. If you cared about difficulty you never would've bought another Nintendo game after Zelda 2.
>>737465045personally im fond of blaming this guy for everything
>>737466376It's like you feel actual accomplishment from beating video games lmao
>>737465045Yoshi's island sucks dick
Nintendo is for children. Grow up.
>>737465045Obsession with covering different audiences with different markets. I guess they saw Yoshi overlap too much with mainline Mario, much like how Paper Mario was overlapping too much with Mario & Luigi.
>>737464570challenge = funretard
>>737466601It's not the only road to fun autismo
>>737462783>he doesn't know that corporations are too big to fail and will get bailed out with his taxes
>>737466710this is true, challenge is fun, but people get way too tunnel visioned in insisting it's the ONLY way to create fun. there are absolutely other ways for a game to be fun besides being challenging. that said, I'm not really sure this Yoshi game is going to achieve that lol.
>>737466376>If you cared about difficulty you never would've bought another Nintendo game after Zelda 2.It requires some unmedicated autism to believe there is no difficulty middle-ground between NES Zelda 2 and a game with no fail state at all. Do they keep you chained to a radiator?
>>737466710>anons here have never enjoyed myst it's sad
I just can't see what people see about Yoshi. I never understood why it even became a separated IP from Mario
>>737466992Yoshi's Story and Smash Bros.
The Yoshi's franchise has been dogshit, the most babified franchise in Nintendo's stable. Even Kirby is harder than any Yoshi's game.
>>737465059You do not know shit about rhythm heaven, but you are right that the people that biych about babby games are hypocrites that rave about mario
>>737466992If the IP had been handled to intelligent people it would've leaned into bouncing eggs more to hit enemies, stage hazards and bosses. The less it focused on the things that made it unique the less it justified its existence.
>>737465189that's what he said ESL. and yet it was challenging.. for starters you could actually die.
>>737462672Kek
>>737462474>Peach game = baby shit>Yoshi game = baby shitWhat else? Will Luigi's games also become baby shit?
>>737465189>zoomer doesn't realize games for kids used to treat them with respect instead of drooling retardsKids are getting dumber, games for them are getting dumbed down to compensate. A kids game in the 90's would filter the fuck out of grown ass zoomers now. Which is why NSO has rewinds.
>>737467187anything that doesn't have a gun and ball is baby shit
>>737467241>anything that doesn't have a gun and ballSounds gay
>>737466920The "middle ground" that every Nintendo game has been at since the N64 is just 1 or 2 steps away from having no fail state. You literally have to try to fail in order to die, if you wanted a challenge you should've been complaining for the last 30 years.
>>737462474>It ain't got no point to this game, you just walk around jumping on shit.>This shit stupid as hell mane
>>737467187Weirdly, Luigi's always used as the mascot for the "harder" Mario platformer stuff.
>>737466561you're confusing yoshi's island with your mother
>>737467345GOT EM!
>>737467232>Kids are getting dumberThey are getting browner you mean. The average black kid doesn't want hard games and he especially doesn't want platformers. He plays GTA Online on the family Niggerstation with an open mic when he isn't busy getting railed by uncle Tyrone.
>>737465327Yes, but he didn't expect a spinoff that had to be named "Super Mario World 2" to ensure sales would end up being even more critically acclaimed than Super Mario World proper.
>>737465059The condition to win is not easy and to get the best rank is way harder. Timing is very precise.
>>737467462In fairness, nigs are really good at fighting games.
>>737462474No, because I didn't buy it in the first place.
>>737468008It really says alot when/v/ calls RH of all things babby shit.
>>737468146FGC niggers are the autistic kind of niggers.
>>737463038You haven't played most Yoshi games.
>>737463340Yeah, you're retarded enough to post here instead.
Are tendies allergic to challenge or something? Genuine question here.
>>737468380>challenge >in a single player gamelmao I bet your mom is proud
Are snoys allergic to games or something? Genuine question here
>>737462474Why nintendo keeps to fill this non-existent niche of "no challenge" plataformers? They already have Kirby, and Hal laboratories is very good at making these games at least have flow and energy. If people don't want challenge they can play Animal Crossing or Tomodachi Life where there is no real "failure" but at least things will happen to keep you invested instead of this "pay 50 to 80$ and walk to the right" shit
>>737468539People bitched about Nintendo not using all these forgotten IPs.Nintendo is now using all their forgotten IPs.Aren't you happy yet?New Star Fox soon, given his popularity in the Mario movie.
>game made for toddlers :(>game made for toddlers but it has Mario on the cover :)
>>737468467>jumping isn't a challenge anymore let's dumb it down for everyone anything that fillers people is a challenge on it's own even a fuck tutorial can slap your shit in if they try people just want the full plate.
>>737468467what kind of retarded reply or argument is this?
>>737462474Not at all. I'm pretty happy.
Let's face it, DSP will be paid to play this game and he'll find a way to somehow fuck it up. And then we'll have things casualize even harder because suits unironically use him as a metric for "games aren't accessible enough".
>>737468950A tendie one
>>737462474I thought this game looked gay as fuck, but after four reviews I am now going to get it.
Kind of dumb, but nothing is conceptually worse than a screaming, crying baby with a ticking clock every time you get hit. Fucking stupid, eternally stupid.
why does it surprise you that yoshi can't die? nigga was invincible in super mario world.
>>737462773Most Mario games are successors to Yoshi's Island in a way. More open-ended levels, movement options like the ground pound and extra mid-air jump, collectibles in every level like red coins and 5 flowers/stars etc
>>737465243wario land was a puzzle-platformer, sure as fuck the yoshi game isn't that.
>>737463730Air riders got me to buy a switch 2 and I'm happy with it, helps that it also made pokemon SV not run like total dogshit too
>>737465380You're happy a Nintendo game is like a Sony game?
Wario Land 2 and Yoshi's Story were some of my favorite games as a kid so I'm really excited for this.
>>737470438Yes anon it's a yoshi game
>i love yoshi games>also i cant tell the difference between yoshis island and yoshis island advance and yoshis island DS and yoshis new island>i havent played half or more of these games and mistakenly fill them with memories of the other game or games>I cannot accurately state anything about the SNES original that is or is not in any or all of these other titles, but you need to trust me that they are not only different, but also that these differences which may or may not exist also make them worseThis entire thread
>>737462474Nope, I like Yosho, OG Island is the best in the series but they all are also good, weird and cozy, especially Story. Island DS and New Island 3DS are fun too but they just had underwhelmingly bad music. Wooly World made up for that at least. Can't wait to get my grubby hands on this one.
>>737463475>Kills nigger yoshi in smash
>>737463813You are. Yoshi's Island DS is the Lost Levels of Yoshi's Island. It came out right before Nintendo started doing their appeal to casuals thing and was made for people who had been playing games for 20 years. I did a full 100% replay of the Yoshis a year ago and spent more time on DS than every other one combined. That game is stupid hard.
>>737468008Yoshi's Story is difficult too if we're going to base it on getting 100%
>>737465426Yoshi's Island DS was a chore to play just to get through the sprawling levels. Beat the story mode nearly 20 years ago and dropped it after that, and in the meantime I've 100%'d Yoshi's Island at least two or three times again.
>>737462474Yoshi's Island was the best platformer ever made. How could it end like this...
>>737468983Where's the meaningful-style khantent?
>>737471838It's not even fun hard, its genuinely just bullshit. Like, travel through this 7 minute course full of moving platforms and fire bars, you have to loop around the whole thing 3 times to get every red coin, and if you even get touched by an obstacle you have to reset the entire fucking stage because there are exactly 20 bonus+10 starting stars in the entire level and you cannot lose single one of them in order to get 100%; the checkpoint doesnt even matter because resetting at it is still a dead run. You can instantly tell people who didnt play it because they 'cant remember' the game.
>>737462773that was just as easy except you were constantly hearing a baby crying which was really annoying, they just cut out the middleman
>>737462474Bold of Nintendo to treat their fanbase of 30-40 year old men as literal fetuses.
>>737462474I honestly think it could be an interesting approach, and I mean, if you want the more "traditional" shit where everything is trying to kill you all the time, there's only 47 billion other games for that.
>>737470945Just as Snoys love the Gamecube and all of pre-Switch 2 Nintendo, Tendies absolutely adore Sony movieslop games. Notice how quickly they adopted all the Woke stuff Nintendo's added? Lapping it all up and loving it. How they always excuse Nintendo's recent decisions by comparing them to something similar that Playstation did? They approve of it, they LOVE it, they LOVE Sony.Tendies were the true Snoys all along.
>>737468675>SpoilerAfter Star Fox 0, I'd rather they stay away for another 5 years despite it being a decade old as of yesterday.
>>737462954Wario Land's punishments for fucking up are sometimes worse than death because they'll take you back to the start of the level in a slower way than dying would.
>>737463475I'm about to play this co-op with a friend since we played Wooly World co-op before and loved it. Am I making a mistake? I know people say this is worse than Wooly World but I remember playing the demo and enjoying it.
>>737473068It's okay but it's mostly just dull. You have to play the levels over and over but this time to hit cardboard cows or UFOs in the scenery or this time it's backwards while searching for baby Poochies. The music puts you to sleep. I wouldn't call it a bad game and it's not entirely braindead but it's just not great super exciting either.
>>737464984How else can you fail in Yoshi and the Mysterious Book then?
>>737462773source?
>>737473474Yeah I remember the multiple level objective stuff from the demo, though I actually kind of enjoyed it. It satisfied the collectathon platformer part of my brain that likes seeing my number of things go up, though I can see it possibly getting old.
>>737473825The main focus of the game is observing the interactions of the creatures in the world, so some of them are probably puzzles that require some degree up setup to see. Fucking up those puzzles would be a fail state.
>>737468539probably because woolly world had no sales cause it was a wii u game. crafted world got 1 million sales in 3 days.
>>737462954Something is always okay when CHADio does it.
>every single reviewer so far has been positive on the gameOP btfo
>>737462474I would, but I got mine for free.
Having watched the footage for it, it at the very least looks like the 5 year olds this game is for are getting something soulful.
>>737468803>mario on the cover
>>737474893>>737474949It does look like the Yoshi puzzle equivalent of Kirby's epic yarn. not my thing, but it looks like (for once) a decent experimental game.
>>737462474What's the point of a game if you can't lose?
Yoshi’s Island is mediocre, and the egg throwing mechanic is garbage. It’s a bad mechanic.
>>737474959you failed the very basic reading comprehension test anon.I hope you enjoy Mr. E's stupid book for babies.
>Game in the line of yoshi story, wooly world, and crafted world is an easy game for small children >this makes the nintendo derangement syndrome patients seethe
>melty all week>gets supraliquid on thrusdayDo we even have a famitsu thread this week with golden week at the corner?
>>737467462This anon gets it
>>737466880No system is permanent. It will collapse under its own weight eventually.
People memed about the screen but they were right the screen is awful It's got TERRIBLE ghosting. Any movement whatsoever even simple text looks like a huge smear. I'm honestly shocked Nintendo allowed that screen through. The second a new model comes out with a better screen I'm trading mines in
>>737462773the true sequel to Yoshi's Island was called Super Princess Peach.
>>737462474Their first year is giving me year 4 vibes with all the fillerLegit surprised there's no 3D Mario, Smash or Xenoblade given how long it's been
Yet people were calling Bananza a fetus game
>>737476863What does that even mean
>>737476852>SmashThe franchise is done.
>>737476990They need to release a full version on switch 2
>>737467232I wouldn't even necessary say it's due to them getting dumber. It's more that they have next to zero tolerance for frustration and failure. It's baked into the school system too. So I'm really not surprised that rewinds are a necessity for them. Older games feature plenty moments of frustration.
>>737467462>Mutt's Law
>>737462474lol u bought it? Sorry anon, you'll never recover
>>737476624Pretty sure theres no famitsu this week or next week But Circana did report and the usual suspects have been going ballistic
>>737476852I'm starting to think they were genuinely sure they'd get 2025 out of the Switch but had to release it early. It honestly seems like barely any games were ready for it. Stuff like Drag X Drive and all the ports make it look like they were expecting their first party lineup for Switch 2 to launch in 2026-2027
>>737476997there is literally no point to "port" the game to S2. If they included all DLC to the game, it'd still not be justification enough to get the S2 version unless they provide new content for the game (aka characters) which isn't happening as the game is done.Also, they're not going to make SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE with ALL ULTIMATE CHARACTERS + EVEN MORE CHARACTERS because shit just isn't going to happen. The series needs to be rebooted, and at this point people are going to complain either way. Do you really care for yet another Smash game where Mario/Peach/Ganondorf etc still have their same fucking old-ass movesets from 2001? Yeah, Ultimate was a cool project to make the "ultimate" Smash game, but also they pushed themselves into a corner because there's no realistic way to follow-up on Ultimate now.
>>737476347I can tell you were racking your brain real hard to try and come up with a way that you and your blatantly false statement could be considered correct. Alas, it looks like you failed.
It is designed to be a little baby kid game. Like I dislike handwaving games as "not being for you" in general but this is clearly designed as little Timmy's first game to get him hooked on Nintendo
>>737462762Yoshi is often treated as a little kid's game. As in even for younger kids than Mario games. Look at Yoshi's Story where it's a literal children's storybook.>>737462954>>737472929If I'm remembering correctly in Wario games you get punished by losing money. And Wario is a greedy Jew so that's a terrible punishment for him. It's like saying there is no punishment for dying in World of Warcraft even though it deliberately wastes your time and takes away money if you fuck up and die.
>>737462474Every time a game for this thing gets announced I feel fomo for this thing, then the game actually releases and it makes me glad I haven't boughteded a switch 2
>>737463491>was borderline kaizo tierI completed that game when I was 10
>>737476990>You know those games that sell millions of copies and are a household name? Yeah, we're not making 'em anymore :DEven Nintendo isn't THAT stupid; there will be another Smash game whether Sakurai works on it or not.
>>737462474The fuck? I swear nintendo thinks their entire audience is purely female now.
>>737462773Woolly World is better than SMW2, mechanically speaking.Narratively SMW2 is better (who the fuck plays a literal baby game for the story) and aesthetics is a tossup.
>>737463535It still has no games when what it does get is trash. PC gets loads of exclusives all the time. You don't hear about 95% of them because they're garbage.
>>737477817Ok, and what is that Smash game going to be?Ultimate + even mooooore characters?Or a reboot that slashes the fat and brings something new to the series?
Children are evil why won't Nintendo understand?
>>737477230>If they included all DLC to the game, it'd still not be justification enough to get the S2 versionThat's an incredibly valid reason to port it and refresh it
>>737463079Aeiou cow goes mooooo isn't a puzzle
>>737462581Yoshi's Story locked in Yoshi as Nintendo's designated "games for literal babies" series
>>737477840Roasties are the best paypigs
>>737477817If Sakurai doesn't work on it it's going to be dogshit.
>>737477956Ultimate S2 editionMaybe the nigger from drag n drive as dlc
>>737465243Literally only the first Wario Land was good and I am tired of shitters pretending these gimmicky turds that came after were anything but shit.
>>737477439Super Mario Land 3 would take away a life and your current coins in the level with a game over removing a treasure, Wario Land 2 for the most part made you backtrack with some enemies being able to make you lose some money, Wario Land 3 was almost entirely just making you back track with the exception being Rudy who just kills you and Wario Land 4 went back to you being able to die.Honestly I guess it depends on how it's done but I'm not holding out too much.
>>737467153>it was challenging
>>737478102Wario Land 4 was cool
>>737478681World 5 wasNote: Challenging does NOT mean the hardest thing ever. It just means some effort is needed.
>>737462954Warioland 3 would filter modern tendies
>>737462474Should have done your research before (not) buying
>>737462474So it's a puzzle platformer like Wario Land 2 and 3.>>737462773They decided that Yoshi games were going to be for young children only.
>>737462581>>737478043This. Nowadays you have people yelling and screaming about Yoshi's Story being an underappreciated hidden gem with layers of complexity, but the truth of it is that game did the series in for good.
>>737462474How can I get buyer's remorse for something I didn't purchase?
>>737462474Even Super Mario Wonder is lame kiddie shit. Many, I truly miss the good old Super Mario World days.
>>737462474Fastest selling console of all time.It’s nice it has so many games I can just play something else instead of shitting my pants a Yoshi game is for kids.
>>737481273You subhumans are pathetic. Get your shit together.
>>737467232>>737476998I think it feeds into each other>Wanna reach more kids so you make games easier>Easier games lead to less skill development>Helicopter parents and schools having no say in anything adds to the fireThere are still plenty kids that grow up fine, but man it must be terrible to never be challenged on anything.
>>737462581>>737462816Because Nintendo simply make bad games nowadays. Their consoles are worse too.There's been like 5 good exclusives since the Switch came out, and the Wii U and it's lineup was pretty poor too. Nintendo have sucked for well over a decade now.I don't know why this is so hard for people to accept?Every games company eventually gets bad or dies, but for some reason people struggle to understand this can happen to Nintendo too.
>>737483075>for some reason people struggle to understand this can happen to Nintendo too.Nintendo has been around for the longest if you discount zombie companies like Atari that keep getting the name and rights passed around to unrelated companies. Kids have grown up and built their personalities around Nintendo games.
>>737462816Vita, is that you?
shitch poo lost and got raped
^ totally not mindbroken btw
>>737462474I'm waiting to see more of the Yoshi game since it's apparently more of a puzzle/exploring game similar to Wario Land 2 and 3. That alone makes it more interesting to me over another generic, boring platformer.
>>737462474Didn't Kirby do that in the Wii era with Epic Yarn. Also Wario Land 2 and 3 are built around the fact you can't die and theres no timer.
>>737462954Of course, because the Wario Land games are fucking kino. The only good Yoshi game is Yoshi's Island. It's a one hit wonder franchise.
>>737462474>buy children's console>act shocked when you're treated as a child
>>737462474I don't get what the point of this tweet was? is not dying in a game supposed to be a talking point?
Well I have seem to sunk back into not using the thing, which my original Switch often suffered from.Though I've dialed back my gaming recently in general, only very lately starting to find the energy for it again.
>>737485093>NOOOOOOO DONT ATTACK MY TODDLER SLOP ITS A 10/10 GAME AIIIEEEEshitch poo lost
>>737485374You're just proving his point here honestly
>>737485420proving what? Your games are toddler slop
>>737462474No, every Switch two game I've bought has exceeded my expectations.
>>737462474People tricked me into buying this shit and I hate it>"Anon, this is the only console that has games, you're crazy if you're not buying it!">"The lineup is insane, it has games unlike Playstation!!"So I buy a Switch 2 and look inside>eshop feels more like eslop with the amount of AI made slop thrown in there>exclusive titles so far are unapealing and bland>multiplats run better on other consoles or better yet on PC>very few major announcements so farThank God some of my cousins already have kids, maybe I'll sell it to one of them, but then again, I kinda feel like I'd be tricking them into buying this crap just like my coworkers did to me
>>737485535its a cult anonyou unironically fell for the cult trying to convince you that this shitty toddlerslop lineup of games made for retards is anything but mediocre slop for toddlersyou shouldve listened to the normal chads making fun of it. Seeing that pauline schizo act like some chris chan tier zoomer who just discovered nintendo games and the schizos endlessly obsessed with eric and sales as a big red flag that the people defending modern shitendo arent normal
>>737485535nice larp
>>737485646>that pauline schizoThat's just eric's newest tripcode, why do you think pauline schizo always replies to eric shitposts?
>>737485535>So I buy a Switch 2 and look insideand you find games, games, more games, some games you wont like, some games you will like, gaming feels comfy on a handheld console, you rediscover your love of gaming as you go from TV to handheld and back again, once in a while you hand a joycon to a buddy and you get this intense nostalgia as it dawns on you you're enjoying splitscreen multiplayer in 2026, and just as you're finishing up a session you realize that holy shit, there's more games coming in the near future
>>737462581Its been 30 years, anonHow did you get to a point where you still care about a thing not aimed at you for over 3 decades? You're pushing 40.I'm also pushing 40 and I will get this games for my kids so they will go online and complain Yoshi's Assblast isnt as good as this one when I turn 70
>>737462474Warioland did that almost 30 years ago and it was great.Why do people dislike this now?
>>737462474DOUBTING DADDY NINTENDO Who was always there for you as a Child while your Mom was at work.
>>737462581this shit mogs Yoshi island
>>737485842said no one ever
>>737462474
>>737462581It's not for babies.It's for moms.Women control 85% of household spending and only become more dominant on deciding over their children. This is not what boys want at all.
>>737485748>gameslike what? Nothing aside from bananza was worth buying a console. Every game in 2025/2026 that was good was something you could buy without a shitch poo
I’m still hung up on the shitty name“Yoshi and the Mysterious Book” is a title you’d see in a half assed fake direct leak
>>737485932if you can't find something to enjoy on Switch, then you're not finding shit to play elsewhere
>>737462474The only thing I don't like about the Switch 2 is that you can't play Ringfit without having to fuck around with the Switch 1 joycons.
>>737485535>buy a console and then look for gamesCattle behaviour. Make sure to buy a Virtual Boy as well.
>>7374624744 months in and we have:>switch 2 edition>another 6/10 mario sports spinoff >pokemon spinoff (on a game key card)>another switch 2 edition>remember xenoblade x switch 2 edition?>tomadachi life (also on switch)and in the future we have>another yoshi baby game>splatoon spinoff (this one will probably be fine I just don't care for splatoon)>rhythm heaven? probably will be good
>>737463914No. Matchmaking got completely screwed up and is region locked. If you are stuck somewhere like midwest US, or europe, get a VPN set up and play in japan where you can constantly get full lobbies. During peak hours on weekend, getting full lobbies isnt a problem.Online is the only bad thing about that game.
>>737462474you're a few decades late to complain about yoshi being a game for babies, Yoshi's Story was a complete piece of shit and they're still making them today
>>737462474I’m not buying a console until there are enough games on it I’m interested in to warrant a purchase. No console in the history of ever fit that description at launch.
you don't hate nintendo enough
>>737462474I got mine for 300$ on sale so im happy with it. I only use it to my Switch 1 games that ran like dog shit in my Switch 1.
>>737485932Normal people would have simply said it doesn't have games they are interested in instead of saying it has no games because they are all shit.
>>737486340>No console in the history of ever fit that description at launch.The Wii didThe Switch 1 did
I was actually moderately interested in the Yoshi game after they showed off the different interactions between objects of the world. While suggesting that the stages would be full of secrets of different kinds. It gave me Yoshi's Story vibes. Which for all its flaws, was certainly a game full of intrigue. But I really have no idea why Yoshi became the designated babby-franchise. So I feared that this new game would have no challenge or complexity to it at all and now it seems like that might be true. Unless its secrets and puzzles actually are genuinely complex, but if the devs don't even dare to have failure states then I kind of doubt that. Especially considering how the last few games were baby-tier through and through. Fucking why?
Fetus game is about to be dethroned lmfao
>>737486205>Nintendo hater>always lists games that I don't even likeif I have a stack of games in less than a year, then you need to fix your shit
ALL THE SCHIZOS ARE HERE
>>737486438>But I really have no idea why Yoshi became the designated babby-franchise.I assume it's because he's a cute, marketable dinosaur that kids like and Yoshi's Story cemented that with his voice and the overall feel of the game. I like Story, but it's kind of ground zero for modern Yoshi as a whole.
>>737486340>>737486427*The Switch 2 didI had to skip the first one for 8 years until it caught up to where it needed to be.
>>737462474No. I'm not retarded enough to buy a console with no games
>>737462474>Nintendo marketed the Wii as for adults/family>It was a success>Nintendo marketed the Wii U as for kids>It flopped>Nintendo marketed the Switch as for adults>It was a success>Nintendo marketed the Switch 2 as for kidsI wonder what the outcome will be?
>>737486550i'm just saying the switch 2 really doesn't have much going for it this year
>>737486438Nintendo structures their franchises in tiers-Yoshi-Kirby-Mario-Donkey Kong-Zelda-MetroidThis is how they've always done it.
>>737468539Nintendo has hired way too many people that don't play video games. Even Tomodachi Life is a fucking non-game.
>>737486563>I like Story, but it's kind of ground zero for modern Yoshi as a whole.I wouldn't argue against this. You could absolutely feel how Story had very different design priorities and goals from Island. And yet Story had the balls to give the player a small handful of finite lives as the differently coloured Yoshis kept being abducted every time you lost. So not only could you fail given attempts with a specific Yoshi, but the game even had a hard fail state where you'd need to restart from the beginning. That is not to say the game was difficult or anything. But at least it meant that there were consequences for playing like shit or for messing up. Also. Story does have cool secrets. The game didn't just give you all the content on a platter.
>>737486626>Nintendo marketed the Switch 2 as for kidsWrong, they're marketing it for adults. Only difference is that they're pretending that the games aren't for literal braindead toddlers.
>>737486659I find it hard to keep up using it as my primary device.>Bubsy and Indiana Jones next month>Adventures of Elliot and FF7 Rebirth in two months>now Splatoon Raiders a month after thatWith speculation surrounding a new Starfox and Zelda game this year, I'm quite strapped in.
snoyim coping general
>>737464008ARMS usually had decent sized lobbies from my experience. It wasn't dead
>>737486834this, I never had trouble finding people even years after it released
>>737462581Children are no longer the target demographic, it's the game journalists they're trying to cater to
>>737486968then they forgot the melodramatic family drama and gay niggers
>>737462581kids only play fortnite, roblox, and games with an 18+ age rating. nintendo has to move their target audience down to infants and small children.
>>737486612>>737486427Your standards are too low if you truly believe that.
>>737462474Unironically no games. Sold my switch 2 after I realized that Nintendo has gone the way of Sony.
>>737487258And adults with the minds of infants
what if this game has a mechanic like epic yarn or warioland where the money or collectables you get decrease?like levels could have 3 stars to rate players on how many of these collectables you had, and if you got hit a lot sure you'd finish the game but would have no stars.Or maybe something in the end where your final score gets affected
>>737462773they did, you retards didn't buy a Wii U so you couldn't play it.
>>737462474>Manchild buys switch 2>Manchild surprised games are for children>Manchild has a childish tantrum
>>737487308Enjoy your high standards lol
>>737462474No buyer's remorse here.I bought my Switch 2 for Bananza and it was worth it for that game alone. I'd say it's one of the weakest Donkey Kong games, but it's still the second best game to come out last year. It's a 9/10 while DKC2, DKC3 (fight me) and Tropical Freeze are a 10/10 for me.Mario Kart World is not really my thing, bought it mostly for the kids and they love it. If you have a family this is a 10/10. If you're playing it alone then you might as well skip it.Pokopia is GOTY so far, played it for over 200 hours, I even dropped Resident Evil 9 (my second favorite game this year) when it came out.There's also Metroid Prime 4, which is an OG Switch game, but I made sure to play it on Switch 2. Another 9/10 for me. Again, arguably the weakest entry in the series when the other games are 9.5/10 or 10/10 for me. But still better than 99% of the games out there.Also the third party support has been stellar, the best games in the industry (RE9, Pragmata) are coming day out day. Some games are still skipping it like Crimson Desert, but it looks like absolute slop.Overall, I can't really complain. Looking forward to play Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave. I bought the OG Switch for Three Houses alone so it's definitely system seller category for me.
>>737488269>I'd say it's one of the weakest Donkey Kong gameskek
Tomodachi did nearly 600k in Japan btw
Nah because I play switch 1 games, but I haven't bought an exclusive since Air riders, I'm sick of cozy and baby shit I can't wait for Raiders and the star fox game if it's real.The Yoshi games looks like a boring mess but it's quite litteraly for 6 year olds so I don't really care about it, same tier as peach showtime
>>737462474Yet everyone loved IWBTG. Curious.
>>737488381I don't get it?
>>737465045Rareware outdoing YI with DKC. That legit mindbroke Yoshi into becoming a kiddie franchise.
>>737488354DKC3 is probably my most replayed game of all time, it's that one game that takes me to that comfort zone and nothing can replace it. And DKC2 in my opinion is the only game ever made with literally no flaws whatsoever. Bananza not living up to that is expected. No game ever lives up to them IMO.
>>737488452Nintendo made money so nothing else matters :)
>>737462783only public companies NEED that survivepublic companies are literally legally forced to make the line go up forever for the investors or they get sued, privates not so much
Baby yoshi games have been a thing for ages now, at least they’re making it a different type of game than “Mario without even a slight bit of challenge” this time. Dumb bait thread
I'm not really a platformer guy but isn't this kinda common?
>>737488584raped and lost
second trailer is out, still looks boring i guess, if i had a kid it would be cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJKeApK6vOs
>>737462474After how shit Xenoblade Chronicles X Definitive Edition Switch 2 Edition™ looks yeah, I'm starting to get buyers remorse.
>>737488269>Looking forward to play Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave. I bought the OG Switch for Three Houses alone so it's definitely system seller category for me.Have you ever played the pre-awakening games? If you enjoyed 3Three Houses that much you'd probably love them, they're really good.Awakening lead to a massive drop in quality for the series as IS tried really hard to chase mass appeal in order to stop their series being cancelled, and as Awakening was a financial success they've been making the same mistakes that game made ever since. The games before Awakening are all better than three houses (not that 3H is a bad game, I enjoyed it) so I would highly recommend you try them. Except for Shadow Dragon, that game is REALLY shit.
Is it still counted as a game even if there's no way to fail or lose?
>>737462474No because I bought it to be a more powerful Switch and didn't go in with any firm expectations on software for the first year. Third party games have definitely been doing a lot of the heavy lifting, playing shit like Steet Fighter, Cyberpunk, Yakuza 0, Tony Hawk, etc. has been pretty cool though. Playing Pragmata now, I remain impressed with how well these games can scale to lower power hardware but I understand that is a niche perspective.
>>737489093yes
>>737489093Yes.
>>737489093It's for babies so yes, you and me aren't the audience for this game because we know how to hold a controller already
>>737489093I don't remember anyone complaining about being able to retry jumps infinitely in I Wanna Be The Guy or Super Meat Boy so yes.
Why is the 'caco throwing a tantrum this early?
>>737462474Is this an easy modo setting or is it baseline and can't be adjusted?
>>737465189someday you'll learn how to read but apparently not today
>>737480930melon/lucky fruit runs in it were pretty fun but it did clearly indicate what they were planning to do with yoshi going forward
>>737462954at least the wario land games are built around getting hit to get temporary powerups, which can lead to interesting puzzles/level design
>>737489216Those aren't the same aim anon, IWBTG was hard, the point was to do it unil you succeed because the game were hard and precise (and sometimes bullshit). Yoshi is an exploration game for young children to run around in without a challenge. There's nothing wrong with either and Yoshi looks competent for what's it's trying to do, but I can understand people that loves Wooly world or Yoshi's island being sad the series is doing this instead of more normal platformers
>>737489302that's just getting touched by a power up instead of touching one, tho
So we have to choose between…housing slop and baby slop? What the fuck happened to Nintendo?
>>737489496Raiders release in 3 month don't worry we're almost out
>>737489390>restarting from checkpoint 2 jumps ago in game 1 bad>restarting from checkpoint 2 jumps ago in game 2 goodIt's the same. It's not like the levels are 10 minute long slogfests that need perfection through.
>>737462816>It's not even a good weeb machine anymoreit was never a good weeb machine, it was only ever relatively good. SCEA courted weebs, microsoft did a bit when they were trying to break into japan. nintendo never courted weebs, in fact treehouse was well-known for censorship and over-westernization, it's just that when SCEA turned into SIE nintendo ended up as the least hostile console platform to weeb titles. it was luigi winning by doing absolutely nothing; they just let third party weeb titles be and that was enough to put them ahead of weeb-hostile SIE and 42%ing-itself xbox.the proper weeb platform has always been pc. even then, that's just the platform as a whole; valve is weeb-bipolar because of the way their approvals process works (the bias of whoever is doing the approval is what ultimately decides if a title is allowed or not).
>>737462474>game is advertised as kiddieshit from the jump>surprised when it actually turns out to be kiddieshit
samefagging off the charts
>>737489607There's no checkpoint or anything because you're not punished in Yoshi, you can't be hurt at all, the point of the game is to observe the creatures and test stuff out, basically a way to make children use their imaginations, those other platformers are meant to be hard and punishing quick die and retries until you figure it out, you never "retry" anything in Yoshi book. They're polars opposites and that's okay, it isn't meant to be a normal platformer. I'm not interested in the game because of that but it's probably great for kids or people that wants a chill fun experience, I think Kirby epic yarn was kind of like that Yoshi game? Never played it but I've read you couldn't die either, and it looked like a competent game so it'll probably do what it's trying to do well too. But i guess it's a consolewar thread to shit on nintendo so i'm the retard here
>>737489895it's more that it's literal toddlershit instead of all-ages/family-friendly.
>>737462581Whining cunt mothers that destroyed the westEverything needs to be restricted, everything needs to be censored. It can be "harmful".Everyone HAS TO win (except white men) or it will be censored
>DK>Mario Kart>Air Riders>Mario Tennis finally being good again>Pokopia>couple decent Switch 2 DLCs and graphics boosts>Splatoon Raiders on the horizonNa, very happy with it so far
>>737490023retard
I'm happy with it but i wish they'd made a direct instead of dropping shit randomly every thursday
>>737490023Again, nothing about the initial trailer would lead you to believe that this was anything other than an experimental game where the only goal was to fuck around with no stakes at all rather than an actual platformer with fail states.
Basically Peach Showtime again? Lame we'll never get real Yoshi games again....
>>737490209dumbass
Death is and always has been a pointless mechanic>die>go back to title screen>start againLike what's the point lol. It's not real death you can just go again. It wastes like 30 seconds and that's it>but it's a punishmentIf your title screen is so bad to look at that it feels like a punishment to the player then nobody is playing your game anyway
Wooly world will never be topped
>>737489064I have played every Fire Emblem games except the the Remakes of FE1, 2 and 3. I also skipped Fates because it looked like trash and I hate these Mary Sue avatar characters
>>737490223just saying there's a difference between stuff that's fun for parents to play with their 6 year old and stuff designed for a 2 year old hitting buttons. since n64 yoshi has generally been the former which is why people are raising a stink.
>Can't get hurt>No timer>Spend the game "thinking" of interaction for the level's creature>Get stars to get access to the next level>You can't lose and at the very worst miss an interactionIs it a mobile game???
>>737490714>SteamCorrect>PalworldSure, I guess>SilksongI have never seen anyone talking about Silksong since a month after its release>PlaystationDoes Playstation still have fans? Their only noteworthy exclusives left are Astro Bot, Demon's Souls remake, Tranny of Yotei and Gran Turismo.
>>737478016SHUT UPYOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMARTOKAY EINSTEIN HOW DOES THE DUCK GO, THEN?
>>737465045>>737466447In spite of the pastel graphics, YI was a great game mechanically, save for Baby Mario. They could have simply built on the egg-throwing mechanic and stray away from the pastel look that the Yoshi games have always had, but the gameplay was never matched or exceeded from YI and that was the real killing blow to Yoshi.And I love how people reluctant to defend this game knowing their arguments up to this point would also apply to Yoshi's Island and even Yoshi's Story. Mysterious Book is a bust, just admit it.>>737466992It needed a DKC-type entry, one that breaks away completely from Mario like DK did and expanded on the gameplay. It's funny how Wario and DK broke from Mario and succeeded but Yoshi didn't. I think it was Miyamoto wanting to hold on to one of his cherished characters and having some control over it compared to Rare who mostly did their own thing without his input starting with DKC2.
>>737485535Anyone who somehow manages to get "tricked" into buying a console deserves all the buyer's remorse in the world.
>>737464221>tendie making up a boogeyman as alwaysWhat? No Eric this time?
>>737490939Miyamoto is a killer to creativity and needs to kick the bucket already.
>Trying to defend or hate on a Pajama Sam tier baby gameFunny thread it's a game for toddlers who cares there's nothing wrong with that nor is it interesting
>>737491494>responded to a random 13 hour old post in a seethe threadSounds like you're the butthurt one here
>>737485535>muh runs better on pee seaOf course, Switch 2 is a handheld you can take anywhere. Always play it on airports, flights, trains, buses, etc. PC is an huge ass tower for people who never leave their mother's basement. My GPU is already bigger than the Switch 2, let alone the rest of the PC.
>>737491618>i-i know y-you are, b-but what am I? heh, checkmate chudIs this the best you toddlers can conjure?
>>737486761>dude the switch 2 has games!>look inside>it's just ports
>>737491803You responded anyway.
>>737491649>muh mom's basement2013 called. It wants it's insults back.
>>737491829>Adventures of Elliot >Splatoon Raiders>portsI know you're being disingenuous, but could you at least try?
>>737462816but it's all worth it to play that animal crossing with miis game
>>737463547I mean, they've been adding baby mode secondary characters to the platformer games for a while now. It must've been making line go up, so it makes sense they're cutting the bullshit and just making the base roster also immune to all forms of punishment.Nin-toddler's eat it up, so why not?
i bet that one guy who draws rhe gay stickman comics is seething right now
I was hoping we'd be seeing more 3rd party ports by now. I don't regret buying it early because I figure a price increase is probably inevitable right now
>>737491856So did you lel.
>>737491936>Adventures of ElliotAny update on when that comes out?
>>737492112We're two pigs in the mud.
>>737491868Mom wants her basement back kiddo
>>737492109Check the ratings.
Oh is this the hourly Snoy meltdown thread?
>>737492198>one jokeI accept your concession
>>737491936>Platforms >Nintendo Switch 2>PlayStation 5>Windows>Xbox Series X/SThe only non-port there is Splatoon.
>>737465189>yoshi's island was a game for kids, disgusting faggotAnd now it's for fetuses, retard
>>737492193True. Wanna discuss rom hacks?
>>737491604That's why I think that quote with DKC was real to an extent, just misinterpreted. The Super Donkey build also makes me think there was some concern with that game getting retooled and then Yoshi's Island becoming the game he put so much stake in compared to DKC. Miyamoto is still human and humans have their flaws.
Snoys heed to be killed.
Xbox won btw
it's a kid's gamemove on you nintenoids
>>737491936Yeah, neither of those games are ports, but they aren't lighting the world on fire either. Like, thats the thing, even if we look at the new titles on Switch 2, they aren't great. The only games that look good are Bananza (which you can probably beat in a weekend or two) and Kirby Air Riders (which I have no idea if anyone will still be playing by the time I get the console). Sure, Raiders looks cool but its just another spin-off. The line up for this thing is luke warm and they want $450 bucks for it? I'm not even playing my normal Switch that much to want to upgrade. I don't think I'm going to touch this with a 10 foot pool until it gets a revision or a big title (like Smash or something). People want to keep saying "Switch 2 has so many games" and hit you with the most mid line up imaginable.
>>737493107So was this.
>>737493345>snesnoy at it again
>>737493345>Islandsnoy 600k for tomodachi btw :)
>>737493345yes but I was a kid when that released
>>737493490>>737493535>conceding this hardThis is sad.>>737493561So you admit that kids games back then weren't dumbed down.
>>737462694The last time I touched my Switch 2 was to bring it to my family gathering so the kids could play it. The last time I played is was DK Bananza which was...august last year jesus.
>>737493345It's for a even younger audience to be fair, but it's sad we're never getting anything this kino and a lots of nintendo games are way too easy, Wonders having like 5 easy modes is really funny
>>737493692kids are fucking retarded these days bro have you seen them
>>737462474Most yoshi games are made for toddlers. The only one that was decent was the original super Nintendo yoshi island.
>>737462954why can't nintendo be this based anymore? fuck man
>>737493897That's why you have to call out companies dumbing down their games and ask for a moderate challenge. Mario of all games understood this with being easy to learn but hard to master when you played the later levels. I really can't believe people will use "ITS FOR KIDS" as an argument when kids were beating SMB1 without warps.
>>737462474Not really. Bananza and MKW were fun. Splatoon Raiders seems cool, and we're supposed to get a new Star Fox soon.
>>737494237If you do give them a challenge, they'll just quit and play something else. Just happened with my son and Wario World.
>>737462581Yoshis island is one of the most perfectly drsigned games ever made. Its a baby toddler game that can still be a decent challenge when going for 100% since it demands knowledge of the games mechanics, and some of the bonus levels are legitimatly just fucking hard. It manages to appeal to both kids and adults this way. I dont get how the yoshi series just became a series for 2 year olds. Maybe it was yoshis story fault
>>737494464Your son is weak, make him play that game again and git gud.
>>737493237>doesn't countGot it.
>>737494618>forcing my son to play games he doesn't like for no reasonYeah, don't think so. Maybe if it was Co-op. I'll get him on Cuphead
>>737493897Have you seen all the info coming out about literacy rates in Gen Alpha? It's insane. So many kids can't read or don't know their alphabet, or can't write basic paragraphs without AI.
>>737462954Wario Land 2 is worse than 1 and VB in every way
>>737462954you lose coins and i think you needed coins for certain mini games to get all treasures? correct me if i'm wrong.so there is a incentive to play at least good
Kirby, Donkey Kong, and Yoshi are all the same shit. Thankfully Yoshi is going in a further direction from the others.
>>737472087same with paper mariothey caught lightning in a bottle with both games
the pablum of video games, the kind of game that should not exist, if you ever had issues with call of duty being "repetitive" you cannot excuse this factory devolped slop
>>737462474I haven’t touched my switch 2 since august
>>737486416But it's fine to say that about PS5 (also a no games machine like Switch 2) because...
>>737486021NTA but I can, it's just that Switch 2 has no exclusives I'm interested and I wouldn't want to play multiplats on a Nintendo console either.
Fascinating how the>1 flop>1 successrule of Nintendo consoles has been going ever since the snes era
>still refuse to just make another Yoshi's Island even after Mario Wonder demonstrated they still had it in them>get Yoshi's Story for the 4th timeYOSHI IS DEADALL HAIL JOSHTHE GAY MOANING FROG
>>737491649>He actually plays on his Switch in publiclol
>>737497076>Switch 2>flop
>>737462474i'm still waiting for it to get cracked but hey that might take ages at this point
>>737481273Lol go back and replay the same 3 games while everyone else is playing actual games. Get hype for the drip feed tendie lmao
>>737486761>getting hyped for fucking bubsyHoly hell nintendo
>>737488269>Prime 4>9/10Strange bait
>>737478054>If Sakurai doesn't work on it it's going to be dogshit.The last good Smash game was Brawl. That overrated narcissistic faggot lost his touch decades ago.
>>737494668>doesn't countUnironically yes. Nintendo needs to get better games
>>737462773Touch and Go has a place in my heart ;_;
>>737462474>Yoshi's Island was legitimately one of the best platformers ever made for its time>Every Yoshi game after that has been horrendously nerfed babyshit with zero gameplayWhat happened?
>>737462581Yoshi's island is still the best Yoshi game btw even with crying baby mario
>>737462474Yoshi centered video games never had a timer in the first place. Not being able to die is cringe thougbeit.
>>737500127https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QxQfZVnr9khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFLF_kGnV2EVariation the first one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPGxLLEly4QVariation of the second onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS2uEsguhpwThank you anons for this nostalgic walkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3uZtGBqqfU&list=PLj1H_HZqVeJ2k9qd9Km1OLRx8WKIWEBel&index=1
>>737500293baby mario did have a timer
>>737463434Market researchers and MBAs ruined everything.
>>737465059You have no idea Trigger warninng
>>737491979Bro, Tomadachi 2 is on the Switch 1
>>737462954In Wario Land 3 at least, I've haven't played 2 enough you can't die but taking damage gives you knockback which a lot of the time deliberately makes you lose progress.
>>737494489I think 100%ing yoshi's island is genuinely difficult, some levels are long and you can get stuck on points of no return that force you to savequit and start all over. I think some of the extra levels are bullshit actually.Still did it, but damn. Not doing it again. Wonderful game for a casual playthrough though.
>>737462474Nope, why would I buy a console with no games lmao?
>>737464427Normal outfits are cute as hell, CPU forms are definitely a downgrade but besides that>Not turn based>Retaining the tales gameplay from GMR and SvSThe fuck they were thinking?Hell, i would've taken PSO gameplay like 4GO instead of that shit if they hate turn based so badly.Still might get it, especially since it'll have a switch 1 release
>>737462581>why is this baby game for babies?All games are for children, by the way. There is no videogame you can play that does not make you a manchild while playing it. You're just upset because your cognitive dissonance over this is finally exposed when the game you love so much is incontrovertibly proven to be explicitly designed for babies and babies alone.
>>737462474marketing thread cuz literally nobody bought a a switch 2i live 15 min outside of dc and nobody here had a ps5 but the really really rich kids until 2023/2024lol
I don't regret buying a Switch 2 :)
I remember my first game being Super Mario World but don't remember how old I was. I've slowly been seeing my nephew get better at games like Mario Wonder but he still struggles with multiple actions at five years old. I was probably shit at that age but games were harder as well.
>>737502434My earliest memory was waking up in front of the Livingroom couch and turning on the SNES to play Mario World. I don't remember how skilled I was, but surely terrible cause all I remember was being in the early levels for a good while, and eventually trying to make my sister teach me how to fly.A few years later when we got the N64 I was scared of all the enemies in Mario 64, so I would make her play whenever we encountered a new enemy, until I would get fed up with her sucking so I'd take the controller back once I knew how each enemy worked lol
>Last Zelda I cared for was Skyward>Last Mario I liked was Galaxy 2>Interested on Metroid Prime 4, it died>Bananza looks entertaining, for an hour>More interested on Splatoon as single-player campaign, the new solo game looks to be vampire survivalIts not appealing. Theres few games I'd buy for 30$ each, on release. I do not understand how the console is selling.
Bros, one day we we will be watching trailers for the Ocarina of Time remake, the new Smash, 3D Mario, Monolith Soft‘s next title, and other great games that we don’t even know exist yet. It’ll get better, this is just a slow year.
>>737502942the only thing in your imagined list which is worth shit is mario and that won't be ready for years because they just made bananza
>>737502720>the new solo game looks to be vampire survivalWhat? I'm a zoomer, and I got it.
>>737503208>gotI meant "don't get it "
>>737497183I do, and many others do. Last time I was on a plane some Taiwanese guy was playing Dragon Quest III 2DHD Remaster right next to me.
FYI if you want me to read your posts, you should stop speaking in buzzwords.
>>737462474>Yoshi game>BadIs anyone even surprised at this point?
>>737462672IT'S NINTENDOVER.
