I just played this “Klonoa” game you guys always shill and…it really wasn’t that good. It was short, easy, and worst of all, the main character never shut the fuck up, always making gay little noises. Why is this so popular?
>>737487262It's not popular.There's just some very vocal people that want to fuck Klonoa, that's it, you found the secret. Sorry you got meme'd into playing it.
/v/is not a hivemind, it's very possible you got tricked by 1 dedicated autist
>>737487262>Why is this so popular?it isn't, it's like one furfag autist that spams the threads
dreams are memes and OP is a faggot (homosexual)
Sorry you got tricked by pedo-zoophiles, anon
Finish drawing this tonde for me
>>737487262>gay little noises>>737487262>Why is this so popular?Dude.
Petting Klonoa...
>>737488841Gays are a fringe minority. They alone cannot account for the level of popularity this game has.
>>737487262This game isn't popular though, that's why the series is dead in the water unlike other Namco properties like Pac-Man and Katamari.It's only liked by hipsters who think they're cool for liking something niche and gay pedophiles who want to sodomize the main character.
But it is a cool game. Did you get all dream stones in each stage? This unlocks a secret in the first game. It's sort of similar to Yoshi's Island in that.
In both games there are collectibles... the collectibles do absolutely nothing. So the only point is to get to the end of the level so I eventually just skipped past enemies and stopped collecting things. Bad game design
Tonde sex
I'm gonna say it.....
>>737487262falseflag thread by daily thread spamming faggot holy fuck give it a rest you fucking sperg
>>737489551That's how many platformers are. You can just get upgrades and tank every enemy in Mega Man X, or not bother at all in Kirby. A lot of casual players are appealed to through games that make challenge optional for the most part, but it's still an interesting challenge to go for
>>737492259Go on
LoloShe's the lowest of the low.
>>737495305Manipulative cunt
>>737496764That's not Huepow though.
>>737496869yes it is
>>737487262I also was psyoped into playing by the constant gay furry threads but I liked it. Definitely a cute little game I would've loved playing on a Saturday morning as a kid.
>>737499998Why Saturday specifically?
>>737487262You actually thought Klonoa fans played the games? Bro, my only interaction with Klonoa is busting fat loads to him wearing tighty-whities.
>>737493432Wahoo!
>>737487262>gay little noisesThat is his language, you are being rude.
Wahee?
>>737503079Ok homo
>>737507959very nice
>>737487262I tried it too because I also failed to realize what the fans are actually interested in.It's neat for it's time. I can see why it got a sequel which sucked.
>>737507959Based!!!
>>737510359>WHOOPS>not WAHOO!
>>737508818>which sucked
>>737507959>>737510359The appeal of Klonoa is being a kemoshota, why did you give him the body of a brazillian favela drug dealer?
>>737511786what's the difference
>>737511786it's a sex shape
>>737511786Klonoa is addicted to cocaine.
>>737511786and also pairing him with black men, that's what seals the deal.
>still aliveBased
>>737513551I wonder if you can see his tiny toddler cock up one of his pant legs if he positions them just right.
>>737487262>>737487262MANYA!!WAPUWARAPUDOO!!!
>>737515139Wanyuwanyurupu?
Hello, old friendIt's good to be with youTime is standing stillOur love shines true and brightIt always willMy wishing starHas guided all you doMy empty heartYou fillWe still feel forever young
>>737487262You literally run around collecting stars of david bro idk why you played any further than that. It's just one degenerate kike pedophile faggot here who spams this trash.
Klonoa smelly ears
>>737518987Lolo says they smell good tho
>>737487262Bro, its a children's game and you're in your thirties...
>>737519768The game is for the children, Klonoa is for the 30 year olds.
>>737520198>phantasy reverieStop
>>737520359Did someone say slop?
>>737520834Stop
>>737520834Ai sloppas should stay away from my wahoo boy
>>737521334>>737522678Sloppa gets a pass if it's Klonoa.
>>737522898you can cover sloppa with boysloppa
>>737524358Tonde boy milk….
>>737489045i am personally a maladjusted autistic manchild and i like the story
>>737524765what is tonde
>>737525128https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oW6dBt6xe8
>>737489045true Klonoa has tranny chasers like JoCat too
>>737526274You would think with how much incels screech about transexuals they'd be everywhere, but I've never met one in my life. Statistically I probably have but didn't even know it because they're normal people too instead of the boogeyman you goobers sperg out about.
>>737526527You've never met them because you're a NEET, faggot. They make up about 10% of my coworkers, and I'm not exaggerating. It's fucking absurd.
Someone post the dead Seinfeld guy tweet
>>737526618Where do you work that a group of people who make up less than ten thousandth of the population is ten percent of your workforce?
>>737526689you mean the guy from Friends lmao
>>737526834A white collar job in a red state. I can only imagine how awful it must be in a shitlib city. The stats you're reading do not reflect reality. They're fucking everywhere.
>>737526908Whatever you say Mr. Incel.
Klonoa threads have turned into this...
>>737527378Klonoa threads can be whatever you want them to be
>>737527480I want my Klonoa threads slightly chubby wearing tighty-whities.
>>737527557I'm having trouble imagining this. Can you give a visual aid?
>>737527643I don't feel like catching a vacation quite so soon after my last one.
>>737526908you probably work in programming or some shit especially with your vagueposting about a "white collar job" instead of just saying what it is
>>737527786It's not programming or anything that has a strong reputation for attracting autists like that. It's not something you would expect to have more trannies than the general population.
>>737527480I want them to discuss the games, creates cool drawings, maybe even have a never ever fangame to meme about, and have a tasteful accenting of lolo...
>>737528003then why dont you say what it is instead of being vague? are you ashamed?
>>737528142I'm not doxxing myself, retard
>>737528186>trust me bro
>>737528226Would you believe me more if I told you the exact place I work? No, obviously not. It's pointless.
>>737528097The only part of that you seem capable of contributing is LoloGood enough I guess
<3
Nini
>>737531940I would give anything for one night in bed with Klonoa.
>>737533034What would you do with him?
>>737487262Furfags want to fuck him.
>>737533182Why?
>>737487262Kemoshota peepee!
