>you saved my farm, my animals, and my livelihood; please, accept this bottle of milk that I will charge you to refill as my gratitude.
>>737500073You’re supposed to be a hero, chud. She could have given you nothing and you would be grateful for the opportunity to serve her.
>>737500161Any man would be happy to serve Malon
>>737500073she doesn't give you a bottle, her dad does
What does lon lon milk taste like
>>737500201this, plus she gives you a cow with free shipping if you show her howmuch of a chad you are
>>737500073She had to hand express for days to get that much milk.
>>737500073>Mixing up Cremia and Malon
>>737500418Like raw milk I'd assume
Malon does not give you a bottle in OOT, the first one comes from Talon, the 2nd from Anju if you help her with the chickens, 3rd comes from Ruto's note and the last one comes from the mystery man from the destroyed Hyrule city if you give him enough Poes. OP is a faggot.
>>737500073She literally gave you a bottle. There are like only 4 or 5 of those in the world.
>>737500778Cremia doesn't give you one either, Romani does
>>737500073I love blushing
>>737500916Stop doing it, you zesty nigga.
>>737500978No I meant on cute anime girls
>>737500073As if money is not infinite and useless in that game.
>>737500839Based game playing Anon.
>>737500073>>you saved my farm, my animals, and my livelihood; please, accept this bottle of milk that I will charge you to refill as my gratitude.Dude it's a magic unbreakable bottle, they seem rare as hell and probably a family heirloom.
>>737500418like milk, probably
>>737500903Cremia gives you a hug and the best 5 seconds of your childhood
>>737500778He did those things for both of them. Also OP's girl is 100% Malon according to my autistic cross referencing artist intentions even when they mix the traits of the two up.Also she's not offering a bottle, just Lon Lon milk until three more pictures into the image set.
>>737500073She doesn't give you milk, she gives you a horse.
>>737500073I mean what do you expect her to give you?
>>737501840Sex
>>737501828That's incomprehensibly sluttier.
>>737502202Well, she gives Link a receptacle for all the milk he wants to pour in.
Malon isn't a slut
>>737502545Epona is the biggest slut in Hyrule
>>737501828>>737502545she gives you a cow
>>737501767this, she's talking about Talon and Ingo
Her love is enough
>>737504473She gives you a cow for a lap race, not for saving the ranch.
Would she give a lap dance?
>>737506746only to her husband and it would be an ol' timey square dance in the barn
>>737506494she gives you nothing for saving the ranch
>>737500418Salty bitter milk
malinkers are starting to get as bad as zelinkers used to be.
>>737500161this, a hero does it for the love of helping others.
>>737508168>used to be
>>737500418sweet, creamy, and mild
>>737508168>starting to
imagine an rpg or action adventure where you run around a small world helping npcs who reward you with free milkwhat effects would these different types of milk havei imagine that all potions and "bottleable" items are replaced with only milk, so you have to help more npcs to progress
I prefer Cremia's special adult's only "milk", Chateau Romani.https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/5603/dc4d8ce02ded9259369a4f8dad255525.png
>>737500073>Miyamoto was planning for Ingo to lose it. Set the ranch on fire and have Link save Malon and the horsesno wonder there wasn't much to do in the ranch
>>737511273>Miyamoto was planning for Ingo to lose it. Set the ranch on fire and have Link save Malon and the horsesreally? I guess after that the chance of Talon and Ingo becoming friends again in the credits wouldn't be an option
>>737507628You get a fucking horse you stupid bitch tit.
>>737508168Zelinktranny spotted.
>>737511273that gossip stone was one big reference to it>>737512668maybe ingo would be forgiven in the end. we'll never know
>>737513164no, Ingo gives you the horse
>>737513729NO HE DOESN'T. HE LITERALLY LOCKS THE RANCH UP TO KEEP YOU FROM FUCKING TAKING IT REEEEE
>>737513918he gave you the horse but he said he won't let you out
>>737514030I'm not going to let you out you little fucker.
>>737514335fuck you Ingo, i'm going to jump the fence with the horse (You) gave me
>>737500418Sodium enriched dairy beverage and currency.
>>737514646It always did bother me how artwork, marketing and the game's own title screen emphasize Epona so much as a big new mechanic to the series and Link's adventure, and then she only matters for Big Poes, Gerudo archery game, and the Biggoron Sword quest because the warp songs make her more of an early convenience. And in theory you don't even need her for the Big Poes.
>>737500418Salty milk and coins
>>737500073You're not saving these people expecting something in return, right...?
>>737515043it's kinda amusing that the phones are flip phones
>>737500219the older sister does in majoras mask n64
>>737515618no, Romani does (the younger sister), Cremia gives you the cow mask
>>737500839Malon gives you an entire cow if you beat her horsetrack record.
>>737515671you should get your head out of the clouds.
>>737515691i know. what i don't know is how did she do it
>>737515727and you should get your head out of Cremia's boobies and remember that she doesn't give you a bottle
>>737500073Theres like four bottles in all of hyrule its a pretty sweet deal.
>>737514869You don't need her for anything other than cow in house and Gerudo archery. It was just a big thing to ride a horse in 3D back in the day. Originally Hyrule Field was a lot bigger and you could ride wild roaming horses.
Redhead pussy just hits different
they feared Malon competition so much she was written out of later zelda games...
>>737500161What the fuck even is a chud?
>>737516692goddess M just switched tactics
>>737516784A type of underground spirit that plots the destruction of civilization as a punishment for its decadence
>>737513256HELP ME ERIC SAMA
>>737516692they did the same to my golf playing wife, she is not allowed to be seen again. MARIO YOU FUCKING NIGGER, LET HER PLAY AGAIN
>>737516784A failed chad. At least that's the idea before it became another word for incel, itself corrupted from its original meaning.
>>737515737>beans>waterIt's that simple.
>>737517373Wait, I just remembered she doesn't have the Ocarina to travel back 7 years in time.Unless there are other ways...?
>>737514646
>>737517406>>737517373>>737515737
>>737515737She sent it in the mail. Obviously. You think she doesn't know to stay out of the forest?
>>737500073that's a lovely gift and I would happily accept
>>737500465how did the dudes get the cow out to Link's house without getting lost in the woods and becoming stalfos?
>>737500874There are more bottles but they are owned by greedy shopkeeps. Basically in Hyrule if you are born to a family that owns some bottles, you have to run a shop. That's your destiny, there is nothing else in life.
>>737518759they hired Kokiries
>>737500073that's a cool gift
would you?
>>737518353yeah, you'd be surprised what good enough support and a stupid amount of pulleys and blocks can do.
>>737517801Cool
>>737518353cow tools
>>737520648Men pray for this
>oot was originally supposed to have dating sim elements until the story reached the point that it would've been pointless to have it with link not sticking arounddamn
>>737514646I never knew you could take that wall and I would always jump out over the front gate. You do get a different scene where you jump over Ingo if you go that way.
>>737522315he got them all instead
>>737522680>You do get a different scene where you jump over Ingo if you go that way.yeah, it's pretty cool
>>737500073Fun fact, those aliens were based on the Flatwoods monster
>>737522920i can see the resemblance, spoopy
>>737515043I do not miss this dumb fucking artstyle. The damage Scott Ramsoomair did to webcomics should be punishable by rape and death.
>>737523592Jeeze fucking cry about it
>>737523592>The damage Scott Ramsoomair did to webcomics should be punishable by rape and death.who that? Can i make a thread about him in /co/ and make people angry at each other?
>>737500161Real heroes only do it for themselves
>>737500073If you are talking about Majors's Mask, Cremia gives you the mask that allows you to enter the bar. In a second rerun she gives you a big hug. I'm pretty sure she would had fucked Link if she could considering she got cucked hard by Anju.
>>737511060god i love futajust seeing a vidya girl character or anime girl but with a dick and balls is so hot.
>>737524020The hero of time did it for clout, according to twilight princess
>>737500418it was alcoholic in majoras mask, maybe it has some bite to it.
Boob guys like Malon Ass guys like Zelda
>>737524521Wrong. He admits he wished he had fame, but that was not the regret that lead him to linger as the shade. His only real regret was not having an inheritor for his supreme combat skills. He lingered because he feared for the world without him to protect it.Once he had a worthy successor, he was willing to let go. Not when the bards sung his praises, as TP Link doesn't do anything to that end.
>>737523592i'd still fug her, if my peepee touches her womb and she makes that face i'd be satisfied
>>737517307It's actually a movie reference
>>737525004when OOT Link shows up in the TP manga is fucking KINO
>>737525381
Reminder that tampons were not invented yet and she bleeds everywhere and shits in a chamber pot.
>>737525504
>>737525548
>>737525651
>>737525682
>>737523592Better than CalArts bean mouths and faux Ghibli shit.
>>737525504>>737525548>>737525651>>737525682>>737525724HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>737523592>Scott RamsoomairWhomst?
>>737525724Always cool to see artists putting in effort for what is basically just an advertisement for the games. People have posted some great panels from this and the MM one, I'll probably try to read them soon
>>737525682Malon's husband looks like this?
>>737508168>>737509204>>737509797I've been complaining about how malonfags are all shitposters in the zelda girl threads a thousand times and you fags never took me seriously.
>>737526764The Thursday Malon threads have been good
>>737527008Why are you here if you hate Malon/Zelda?
>>737527008>have a sage of timeheh
Rauru is the Sage of Light, not Time.
>>737527105I like malon and zelda. I don't like shitposters who spam the same threads. You gotta gatekeep these morons before we get another zelink tranny who spams his :) threads
Sage of Horses
>>737527290Imagine if this were real
Sage of Water
>>737527216Of course retards who hate Malon wouldn't know that.
And of course retards who spam Malon haven't heard of VGcats cause they weren't even alive when OoT came out.
>>737527008Zelinktranny are you okay?Are you okay?Are you okay tranny?
>>737518759Kokiri village is connected to Hyrule field by a bridge.
>>737527258>I hate people talking about their favorite series and having fun in a contained thread >:I
>>737500073>You saved my sister, my farm, my animals, my livelihood, and possibly my life; please, let me take your virginity in the back of my wagonCremia is so much better than Malon.
>>737527674Hotter too
why are zelda girls
>>737527770Why are girls
What member of the Getter team would have a favorite Zelda girl?I think Ryoma would love Impa
>>737527837What's the getter team
>Monday Midna thread>Tuesday BOTW Zelda ass thread>Wednesday Midna thread>Thursday Malon thread>Friday Midna thread>Saturday Zelda Girls thread>Sunday Zelda Girls thread
>>737501760That only happens if you've already done that questline, otherwise she gives you a novelty hat
>>737527928Too many Midna threads
>>737527928We need a day for Zora girls
>>737528087cause midna fags just spam a new thread when their first one gets deleted. There were THREE deleted midna threads in the past several days
>unironically deserves worstgirl status
>>737528160We need a day dedicated to hating Ilia
>>737528120Excuse it's not midna threads it's IMP midna threads.Keep based twili midna chads out of this!
>>737528120The Zelda Girls community is a different group than the imp Midna gooners
>>737528249I'm still happy we kept our last zelda girls thread alive for so long. It was very comfy
>>737528420This one will be as well
>>737527925>he doesn’t know about one of the pillars of /m/
>>737528604just make a zelda girls thread then don't need to make it a "malon thread"
>>737528784You don't know how /v/ works do you?
>>737528604>>737528784>>737528858No worries I'll make a Friday Zelda Girls thread tomorrow and you fags will still post in it, and we'll have two threads again like last weekend
>>737527216The Zelinktard doesn’t play the games.
>>737528782I have never been to /m/ even a day in my life, what does it have to do with Zelda?
>>737529012>he hasn’t messed around with the TOTK building to make a mechTOTK is /m/core
>>737529067I played TotK for thirty minutes, got incredibly bored at the obnoxious pushed build a machine mechanic, and dropped it entirely.
>>737528160The TP manga hates her the most.>got the Casca treatment by King Bulbin>became NTRbait for Shad
Do you think the Zelda franchise in general would benefit from Links that actually did more than emote?
>>737529249Link is a self insert hes not supposed to have a personality
>>737529324But half the series gives him one, even 2D games like Link's Awakening. Yeah he's supposed to be a "link" into the world, but I'd rather take someone that actually gives a shit versus a blank, head-empty stare.
>>737529249the zelda grannies cooked hard with the TP manga
>>737529372I'd rather him have a personality too
>>737528858All right guys I apologize for my earlier rudeness. I hope this thread will go well.
>>737529171>became NTRbait for Shad Amnesia tropes, amirite?
>>737530009We forgive you
>>737529454I have a signed sketch by the Akira Himekawa grannies and it's my prized possession.
>>737530298That's pretty cool. Too bad it's Midna
>>737530298...
>>737530890what's going on here
>>737530982It appears that Ruto is pregnant and Zelda is upset about this
>>737531151but fish lay eggs how can she be pregnant
>>737531216Why does she need breasts?
>>737531328to tempt hylian men into depositing seed for fertilization of their eggs
>>737531328So she can fill out her wdding dress
Will VN anon ever return?
>>737531674he died
>>737526371The twilight princess one is really good. All of the Zelda mangas are written by the same two women and they seem to love midna/link given the treatment it gets.
>>737531809Someone should dump it, seriously
>>737527928Fuck you, it's Fi Friday.
>>737532739You are the only Fi poster on 4chan
>>737533025No I'm not. There's another guy that shows up in the Zelda girls threads.
>>737533084your schizo self I know
>>737532739Who?
>>737533126>>737533493Fuck you.
>>737532739fiday... φday...
It's actually Farore Friday
>>737500073Woah... Malon's milk...
>>737533901Based
>>737533901You have the same person in F and S
>>737520648of course
Keep it alive shitters
>>737523915>>737525974The furry who did that comic about the pink cat giving the grey cat a blowjob on christmas.
>>737534940WATASHI WA SHINEN SHINENZU
>>737535916You lost Zelinktranny.
>>737531216They're more like reptiles or birds, they get impregnated then lay the eggs.
Let it live shitters
>>737508168Zelda fucked Link only in Skyward Sword. Once. That's all. It's impossible to even ship those two together.
Is this the stealth zelda girls thread
>>737537405no
>>737537602yes
>>737538681quite possibly
>>737537405>>737537602>>737538681>>737538732keep it going scholars
>>737539667take off that nose
>>737500073
>>737539667
>>737525509In Majoras Mask in the inn there is a toilet with a hand sticking out that asks for paper. If you give it something made of paper you hear a toilet flush. So toilets were not unheard of in Termina.
>>737542035get this /d/ shit out of here
Strong backno complaining like modern women
>>737542768dont disrespect malon with your AI slop
>>7375429311. That's not AI2. That's not Malon3. ur a fagethttps://x.com/HiitaR18/status/1922739393934106839
>>737500073Woman's got to eat.
>>737543082I knew malonfags were stupid, but you are beyond retarded if you can't tell that some vile AI genner trained his slop machine to generate that art. That """"""artist""""" has some of the most obvious AI slop I've ever seen. Did you also fall for the giant cat photoshops back in the day, or were you not born yet?
is this the stealth ai slop general
>>737543251Go to bed Zelinktranny. Do you ever stop posting? Seriously.
>>737543082That's AI you retarded coomer
>>737543251If that were AI, I'd be forced to accept AI as having surpassed the pen in terms of its ability to make what I enjoy. Thankfully, it's not AI.
>>737543513Look I can tell you are so dumb there's no point arguing with you, we'll let the thread decide once smarter people wake up and judge for themselves
>>737543492You can look at his other works. You need to stop assuming a glossy appearance is automatically AI, if that's your only detector, you'll get thousands of false positives. Some people just like those highlights, it's where LLMs learn them from.https://files.catbox.moe/o31k3o.jpgBut yeah no an AI can never get Malon/Cremia's bowser pendant thing right. Ever.
>>737543591The thread has already decided, for I am the thread and the thread is me.
>>737543593Why do you think he disabled comments imon all his posts?
>>737543750Why do you think that's a compelling argument?
Look a photo of a real cat. It's not Photoshop I can tell by the pixels and I have a degree in online imagology
>>737543795Comments were disabled cause people were obviously calling out his slop. Cmon dude I've seen these coomer AI slop accounts a thousand times how retarded are you
>>737543872Schizo argument for a schizo brain. Anon, I'll post another piece from him. Vanille is the kind of character that AI literally cannot do right. Her layered necklaces and wristbands make generative AI go berserk. And yet this image has both Vanille and Lightning, two very detailed characters, entirely on model. If you believe this is AI, you are flatly wrong; an AI could not make this image.
>Unironically arguing with ZelinktrannyIshygddt
>>737544086I am the most autistic person here, I will gnaw until the stars grow cold.
>>737511060>>737524387KILL YOURSELF FUTA FAGGOTS
>>737543919Congratulations you have officially won. I'm bummed that we have fags here terminally online yet still so fucking stupid they can't tell extremely obvious AI pictures apart from real art.You win. I am triggered.
>>737544252Like I said, malonfags are completely retarded
>>737544252Do they use speed drawing techniques? Yes. Do they use lazy photoshop filters for quick colors? Also yes. But that is all.>>737544424Cremia is not Malon.
>>737543251kys femlink BotW tranny
going to such great lengths to defend ai slop, nigga just jerk off and leave lmaothese threads will be forever plagued by it, might as well embrace it now
Oh sure he turned off comments for no reason....
>>737544613Flippancy is not a real argument. You are silly.
>>737544613This retard seriously thinks it's not AI. 4chan has gone to shit after the hack. Dunno why I still post here.
>>737544662>>737544772Yes anon, other people can be as retarded as you are.
I told you guys malonfags were all shitters. This is what happens when you dont gatekeep your community you get cocky newfag retards
Why did he shut off comments indeed..? HMMMmmmmm?
>>737544934Anon, this isn't an argument. There's a thousand and one reasons to shut off comments, especially on the cesspit that is twitter. I know dozens of artists with comments deactivated, the accusation that that makes an AI artist is farcical. Why would you possibly think this is some kind of evidence for anything?
>>737544967I've seen these AI slop gooner accounts with patreon a thousand times they always look the same Jesus Christ you don't need to keep pretending to be retarded I'm already triggered you win!
>>737545090You chose the hill. Get so mad you die, then.
>>737545147Christ why are you so stupid malonfag. The only thing I could possibly concede is the guy uses AI to generate the lines and colors and he might manually fix AI errors like 6 fingers afterwards which is still AI assisted most of the way
>>737544934>why you shut off!lmao oh no, its an esl, and i can only imagine the only person mad enough to keep this up, IS this anon.>Peduroechioh no. its italian
I bet you make futa and gay nigga AI slop
>>737505941Why does the cow in the back have such a wide ass
>>737515043>young malon>adult linkHmmn....damn thats some hella good cell service that covers the span of 7 years time
>all these retards defending AISure smells like Jeet in here.
>>737522315That's probably why I didn't like the game when I played it then. I just wanted a fun adventure game and they had all these ugly NPCs prattling on nonstop about shit I don't care about.
>>737544613No we need to gatekeep these newfags. What happened to telling morons to lurk moar?
>>737545375kys, you just don't like big breasts, americunt
>>737545419Pretty sure anyone who can't tell the difference between AI and actual art is underaged or low IQ you can't blame them
>>737545375>>737545375Vile streetshitters having the gall to post AI gen art of malon or cremia here and then defend it really need to off themselves.
>>737545538Shut down this AI supporting shitpost hub
>>737543082NTA but you can search this artist hiita on kemono and see his patreon posts where he generates the same prompt 4-5 different times for each monthly image set. It's really obvious it's AI.
>Character has tons of cool fanart>Post gooner AI slop insteadISHYGDTT
What's with these retards hating on Malon so much? Are you jewish? Black? Amerishit? You sure smell like it
sloppa is the best
>>737545419you aint gatekeeping shit when half your general lurkers are slop posters lmao
>>737546134AI defense force is Jeets you retard
>>737517801>>737527290
I have a theory that coombrains who like AI gooner slop are all low test and will never get their foreskins back.The only explanation for their constant faggotry
>>737546460What's up with incels and their obsession with foreskins? Just look at pebblethrow.
>>737546296I hate AI too, but these "newcomers" here just hate Malon/Cremia
>everyone is posting AI>Everyone is defending AI>People legitimately cannot tell the differenceSigh I hate being the only nigger in the woodpile
>>737546853I don't hate malon or cremiaThe only thing I hate are Jeets. Maybe niggers
>>737546134It's literally one Zelink schizo that's terminally online.
>>737546152no, it's not. Post REAL Malon
We appear to be going in circles.
>>737547239I've said this a million times now
>>737547238
I could really use a going into games machine right about now...
>>737547493Oh so that's why cremia fags are shitters, cause cremia smells like shit!
>>737547604imagine how much shit smell link breathed in right at this moment. A miracle he didn't throw up!
>>737547604kys americunt
>>737547604>>737547687Wait a minute...
>>737547854Why is a medli poster always here when shitposting is up?
>>737548151because medli is based
I miss these threads being better.
>>737548191I told you this is what happens when you don't gatekeep your community. Shame all AI posters on sight!
>>737500418like dreams and happiness
>>737548191thiswhat the fuck is up with all the niggers all of a sudden? we used to post zelda waifus in peace without some faggot shitting up every threadYeah, AI is bad, but it's clearly not only that he hates. He hates eveyrthing that's not femme link because he, or should I say it, is GAY
>>737548191I mean, what did you expect when the thread was made by an obvious shitposter who wants to spam his malon threads every Thursday? The thread was full of shitposting last week and the week before that yet he made one anyways to keep shitposting. Wait until the Zelda Girls thread for comfy posting
>>737548413>what the fuck is up with all the niggers all of a sudden>t. Jeet You mad your shitty AI slop is getting called out?
>>737543513Still think it's not AI retard?
>>737548431>"You can't make a generic thread with a Zelda girl as the OP to alert that the new general is made UNLESS its the Zelda girl I LIKE!"
>>737548476your mom is AI
>>737548931Thread got autosaged and deleted. Those are facts
>>737549194Because you cried about it
>>737549269That isn't me. I was honestly surprised the thread go deleted so fast I wonder why l...
>>737549194I have zero respect for anything /v/ jannies do, they've been my footstool for years. They can do this all they want, the threads will still come, and /v/ will still be dogshit
>>737548151Shitposter dogwhistle
>>737548431>spam>every ThursdayOnce a week is considered spam now? On a board as fast as this?
>>737537405No this is Patrick.
>>737549391Announcing sages, which you've done several times this thread, is a bannable offense
