Who is the most dangerous xeno faction in Vidya?
Probably the Flood if its allowed to spread I guess.
>>737500871Any with blue-skinned women. Humans are weak to them.
I need an anthro alien gf or bf
Na'vi are every bit as off-putting as that Cats musical.
>>737501192this, I'm glad someone said it
>>737500871Why niggas so quick to betray their species?
>>737501404What the fuck have you people ever done for me?
>>737500871>>737501192Avatar as a Series would have been better if it went into that scifi Cowboys vs Indians angle. Really the only element from 3 people liked was this weird romance of bad guys. It was fun
>>737501620Umm...you trade 40+ hours of your life every week until you die so shekelbergsteinfried's cookie pile gets a tiny bit bigger.
>>737500871Why are space cats so fucking sex- I mean....evil..
>>737501907Crazy how the fanbase is all about those hypothetical aliens that are always invisible in the actual game.
>>737501725>the most sadist
>>737501404have you met human women?>>737502024>tfw no navi gf to milk your prostate with her tail while blowing you until you pass outfeels bad man
Human male gamers literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>737500871If only the Na'Vi actually looked like that
>>737501907#not all space cats
>>737500871If there's anything these films have taught me, it's that the best way to get a cute alien gf is to be a goofy white guy. Works like a charm.
>>737501019It's pretty definitively the flood, yeah.
>>737501019Was it the Flood that obtain reality warping powers once they grow enough?
>>737501404Humans (women(female(biological(derogatory)))) were the real monsters all along
>>737500871Avatar spacecats aren't nearly as hot as that though, they're closer to the uncanny valley. I dunno if this has anything to do with that "we needed them to look more like humans for the audience to care about them" thing or if that's bullshit, but I believe it.
>>737502457All I got from hazy Memories of that move is that you have to Rape back your rapist.
>>737502341https://e621.net/posts/6111118>>737500871https://e621.net/posts/6143156you're welcome
>>737502423Hitoner 2 when?
I’m not a furry, but I’d give anything for a 7’ tall anthro gf
>>737502423gata...
>>737502713>you have to Rape back your rapist.That is also a valuable lesson
>>737502840>he doesn't know
>>737502840Anon...
>>737502840anon...
>>737502840Its been serialised
flood/necromorph/any other hive mind zombification stand-in need not apply, those aren't aliens, they're just space zombies with nothing else interesting about them.
i want to have sex with alien women
>>737502840Fella...
>>737502840Saaaarr...
>>737501404I'm not a coping virgin incel, I just want to FUCK alien women because they are HOT
>>737502840Enjoyhttps://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1029291
Alright guys I get it.
>>737503050The flood is an intelligent being, kill yourself.You just want space waifus and you can't waifu the flood.
>click xeno thread>get exclusively furries/anthrosodd, though I guess this IS 2026 /v/
>>737503473Be the change you want to see
>>737503473what kinda xenos you looking for fella?
>>737500871The Shivans
>>737503447>flood is an intelligent being because of this random talking plant thing that speaks to MC!!!!!the flood are literally just as intelligent as the necromorphs. gravemind=brethren moons, but lets be serious, gravemind was just a one-off, throwaway cutscene because the devs thought it was neat, beyond that, flood are space zombies, nothing more.>b-but all of the shitty novels!!!lmfao
>>737500871The combine. Earth&humans are so insignificant in the combine empire that they are a rounding error. At least, if the half life 3 ending released by one of the writers is stil cannon.
>>737502865There was a webm of that somewhere on /tv/ but I dunno where to look.
>>737501404Alien ruling Earth is better than the alternative.
>>737503678They use both human and alien weapons and they hijacked a ship and used its slipspace engine to get to earth.You don't need the books to know they are intelligent
>>737503802>space zombies, that can shoot guns and pilot ships!!are they still dead things that only seek to spread their virus to other things? yeah? cool story bro
>>737503473Post your sexiest alien
Great, more pathetic self-inserting.
>>737500871Xel'naga maybe? Or whatever 40k has, their scale is just different.
>>737501728cookie is a metaphor for pedophilia
>>737503678>one-off, throwaway cutsceneIt speaks to you several times in 3.You clearly haven't even played the games.
>>737503907shes pretty neat, i never played destiny though so don't know the backstory
>>737503875Oh that was bait. My bad.
>>737503972whoa, cryptic gibberish from a disembodied, deep voice. well, that settles it, what an awesome alien species. everyone totally thinks of zombies when talking about aliens.
>go to sleepover at alien neighbors >girl next to you look at you like thiswhat do?
>>737503678>one-off, throwaway cutsceneIt speaks to you several times in 3.You clearly haven't even played the games.>>737503875>dead thingsNo, the flood isn't dead, it isn't a zombie.
>>737504018She cute, would buy her a drink
>>737500871Paradoxally, the most dangerous aliens aren't the spacefaring ones but the disgusting backward landlocked technologically deprived barely sentients ones
Anything that can procreate quickly will always be more of a problem than something that's just big and scary
>>737500871The Flood, retard. They're so dangerous that the intended countermeasure to stop them isn't to eradicate THEM, it's to eradicate all OTHER sentient life in the galaxy to starve the Flood to death and hope the next evolution of sentient life fares marginally better.
>>737504069>i-it's not a zombie! it technically isn't dead!just like how the clickers in last of us are still zombies, the flood are still zombies, you disingenuous retard.
>>737504053>everyone totally thinks of zombies when talking about aliens.No, just you apparently.>>737504018>MonsterfuckerBased.
>>737504134They're not zombies because, unlike you, the flood is an intelligent species.
>>737500871What the fuck, in my times no one wanted to sexualize the Avatars, why do porn addicts have to ruin everything?
People saying the flood aren't wrong but the flood requires a host species to piggy back off of to get started.I think the most dangerous would be the reapers because they are an outside force rather than an infection
>>737502483Wouldn’t surprise me.IIRC the flood are basically the corpse of a dead eldritch space god.
>>737504225>times no one wanted to sexualize the AvatarsYes we absolutely did. You were just to young to notice it.
>>737504225>Someone hit this guy with the compilation of very deliberate na'vi ass shots.
>>737504225>Suddenly
niggas would fuck ANYTHING as long as it has tits and an ass
>>737503473All the xeno lovers are in the Mass Effect thread down the street.
bros, did you know that all of the zombies in resident evil aren't actually zombies, because they're just infected humans and animals, and are still alive?! holy shit, what a mindfuck!
>>737504271>IIRC the flood are basically the corpse of a dead eldritch space godWut?I don't think that's true for Bungie or 343 canon.>>737504250This is true, it all depends on how first contact goes.
>>737504328sometimes you dont even need that
>>737504225>in my times no one wanted to sexualize the AvatarsNigger, we had FLASH ANIMATIONS about that shit already day 1.
>>737504328>as long as it has tits and an assI don't even need that.
I'm a simple man. I enjoy large anthro cow women.
>737504365>seethinglmao
>>737504367>I don't think that's true for Bungie or 343 canon.It’s established in one of the billion Halo books. Though not sure if that piece of lore was before or after Bungie left the picture.
>>737504328My question is what alien species would make the greatest Ally?
>>737504440What planet do they hail from?
lil niggas in here actually arguing over whats an alien or not lmfao
>ywn get abducted by some super advanced alien species from an unthinkable amount of distance away and forced to live in an alien zoo and get gawked at by strange looking fellas that arent even sure if youre sapient
>>737504486Halo lore became such a mess outside of the Bungie games, I'll just take your word for it.I just don't consider anything outside of the Bungie games canon, everything just works better that way.
>>737504440don't let this man play mario kart world
>>737504271There's two "precursor" species in Halo: The Precursors, and the Forerunners. The Precursors came from outside the galaxy and could change their form at will, and seeded the galaxy with intelligent life. They also created the Forerunners, and intended to give them the Mantle of guardianship over the galaxy. Eventually though they decided the Forerunners weren't worthy of the Mantle and decided to give it to humanity instead. The Forerunners retaliated against their creators, destroying almost all of them. The few survivors were reduced to space dust, mutated, and went mad, turning into the Flood. The Precursor-Flood swarm thus decided to liquidate all their creations to prevent any other species from rising up against them again, and sought to consume them all to deprive them of free will, uniting all life in the galaxy as one; the Gravemind. The Halo rings were built by the Forerunners to target the Flood and keep the Precursors' plot from coming to fruition.
>>737504495this is just a humanoid with blue skinyawn
>>737504018Ahamkara are living monkey's paws so you could wish to fuck her, but maybe you'd never cum again or your cock would fall off or something like that, just be careful what you wish for anon
>>737504760This is 343 lore and is self contradictory and stupid.I'm still mad.
>>737504760>uniting all life int he galaxy as one, the gravemindisn't this the exact same plot as dead space?
>>737501907>furless catgirlsWeird, but I'm game.
>>737503473you clicked on off model navi blue catgirl thread
>>737504858precursors are actually in bungie canon too, although they didn’t do the same things as 343 precursors
I've been indoctrinated
>>737501019with infectious xenos like the flood and xenomorphs and tyranids, its always just a question of whose infectious powerlevel is the strongest.>Xenomorphs will breed inside both flood and tyranids and take their powers!>Tyranids will take biomass of both!>Flood will take biomass of both!whats the difference between nids and flood, really? that flood can capture tech?
>>737504495If we replace the prophets with humans in the convenant that would unironically be the strongest faction in fuction
>>737504983It's the forerunner/humans that got massively changed and goes against the main plot of the first three games.
>>737505070Honestly I'd be more worried about cross-sharing inducing adaptive mutations, combining the species.
>>737504789>this is just a humanoid with blue skinbased
Snake women
>>737500871Muv-luv's beta seem to be near the top. even if not individually, they've apparently spread to so many planets that there's probably not a starsystem without them, and that's just in their capacity as mindless mining drones. if their creators also have an attack fleet, I think any civilization would be fucked.
>>737505016
>>737504328>niggas would fuck ANYTHING as long as it has titsfixed
>>737504760This doesnt sound right, where is this from?
>>737502457Can't breed tho
>>737504495that guy must be three feet tall because Tau sure as hell aren't seven feet tall
>>737505070While the flood and nids are probably an even match on the battlefield, the flood have the advantage of not needing to process the biomass. They can infect the living and dead nids right there on the veil of battle and add them to their ranks.And there's the potential of infecting a hive ship and that changes the dynamic completely.But I don't want to turn this thread into a power levels argument so I'll stop here.
>>737500871The Beast from Homeworld Cataclysm.Basically its the Flood but its techno-organic instead of just a tumor that can work a steering wheel. The material that spreads the infestation fuses organic and inorganic matter into silvery-white alien circuitry, and then seeks out more matter to convert.>This is the...Kal'Shto...bringing reinforcements...nnhgkrgl...from Hiigara...>...Come to us.Or my favorite line>SOMETHINGS LOOSE ON THE LOWER DECKS, ITS KILLING US>YOU HAVE YO CUT US LOOSE FROM THE REST OF THE SHIP>CUUUT. USSSS. LOOOOOOOSSSSE.>*thousands of people screaming through the radio channel as their doomed section of the ship is sent carrening into the void*
>>737503726>combineThe Combine can definitely find a way to contain or suppress The Flood. I personally think their advanced tactics and technology can give them the edge.
>>737505352>veil of battle*field of battle
>>737505308the greg bear novels iircI wouldn’t trust them though because they retcon a lot of bungie lore and are basically the start of the 343 era lore style
>>737505159Yeah, I'd go with xenomorphs winning (im completely biased because im right) because the facehugger eggs will evolve to become airborne like flood spores. Although I don't like the evolution bit of xenomorphs at all, the alien in 3 already was too much, but I'm still going to use it as something to win an internet argument
her concept art is much better, idk why they went with that head, make it more human looking?
>>737505382The easiest way for the Combine to contain the Flood is to just decide that this dimension isn't worth the trouble and leaving.
OP should have just made the thread "which is the most dangerous infestation in vidya", thread would have been just as boring and pedantic.
I love Kass!
>>737505656OP made this thread to have some furry ERP tho
Whatever the fuck those things are in God eater
>>737505720Not an alien
>>737505761would have at least gotten some good art probably, instead of a bunch of basement dwellers arguing which "by-the-numbers" faction is stronger
>>737500871Bydo from R-Type who can subvert both organic and mechanical stuff. Think The Flood from Halo, but on steroids. Followed by equally both the Flood and the Tyranids and Zerg.Would've added in The Beast from Homeworld but it's not a species but a sentient eldritch bio-mechanical virus from hyperspace that turns everyone and everything organic on a ship into biocircuitry and take it over.>>737503647Aye. Literal Juggernauts. Shame there won't be a Freespace 3 to continue how Humans and Vasudans get out of the incoming anal annihilation the Shivans are charging at these two.
>>737505198
>>737505915>not a specieswho said anything about species? OP said faction
>>737505656>>737505840How are you still mad?Get the fuck over it.
>>737505973the fuck are you sperging about
>>737504556The moon
>>737505331He's already part of the mushroom hivemind by the end of 3
>>737506057Oh fuck you got me
>>737505973Trash like you still infect this board. Leave.
>>737505804>Non-human from another world with few distinctly human traits.>pseudo-teratophiles draw him with human features anywayEh, close enough. I see your point though.
>>737502840Based, dude, it's your lucky day.
>>737506091How exactly am I supposed to have sex with this thing?
>>737502423...Peina?
>>737506197like a hotdog down a hallwau
tfw no 2-3 meters tall space cat gf
Flood from Halo seems pretty savage. Reapers from Mass Effect are also pretty rough.
UHM ACKSHEWALLY, they are from another planet. so I vote these big, hunky guys.
>>737501019The Flood and the Beast are pretty god damn scary.The Bydo empire are probably the objectively strongest because they are just as infectious but also have access to time travel and pocket dimensions
>>737502423>>737502846>>737502953>>737502995>>737503432>>737503081Imagine creating absolute abominations with her
>>737506197it's an alien, you are supposed to KILL IT
>>737505956Wouldn't even call it a faction. The Beast is like one super-organism (sure, you could call the Tyranids and Zerg this way but each Hive Fleet and Brood are shown to be distinct from each other due to the tactics and units they use...the Flood also isn't a faction and more like an eldritch ocean of corrupt flesh with no distinction and constructs that infect to create more Flood creatures and corrupt the environment too) with the Naggarok being the exception. While the usual Beast units communicate as if they put everything through a text-to-speech device and use at times weird terminology and analogues, the Naggarok talks fluently with multiple voices due to learning from the radio-trasmissions from various civilizations for 1 million years while it was stuck in the middle of nowhere at the edges of the galaxy.
>>737504225>ruin>Avatarkek
>>737506376imagine pulling out your skin
>>737506420ain't reading all of that dawg. Happy for you, or sorry that happened, whichever fits.
>>737506403i come in peace tho
>737506112>737506032Nevermind, don't get over it, it's funny.
>>737506339The difference is that when people draw porn of this character they aren't drawing them grossly off-model because the design is too non-human for their taste.
spending the effort to type out post IDs but not actually quote them to prevent giving (you)s. lol, lmao even, triggered as fuck lil niggy?
>>737500871I think the Unbidden from Stellaris are pretty fearsome when you think about it
Anons, do you know any ffm xeno femdom stories that don't include those obese ugly super disgusting lizards? Has xeno kino been produced yet?
>>737506317>obese mindrape smell fetish aliens who put you in burqas and want to genocide aalll womenNo thanks.
>The BeastI thought you guys were talking about Shadow Raiders... :C
>>737501907>>737500871>>737501725>>737502457>Aliens women are just big catsWhat do scifi writers meme by this?
X parasites are worse than the flood tbqh
>>737505268>niggas would fuck ANYTHINGfixed
xeno is when you combine two earth animals and then dont even bother pretending theyre from outer space so you can ERP
>>737506536h-hot
>>737506935They are kinda landlocked to wherever they are. Sure you're fucked if they are anywhere but the home planet but you'd have tohave a specific retard willing to transport them
>>737500871Humanity first retards can be so retarded sometimes>Uhhhhhhh FUCK the jews! Fuck globohomo! Fuck eating the bugs and fuck big corpo! We are for the people!>DUDE, you support tha Na'vi over Earth's most influential megacorporation that is purposely suppressing the developments to alternatives to unobtanium and is slaughtering sentient hyperemotional space whales for juice that extends human lifespan and will almost certainly be just available for major politicians and ultra wealthy? DUDE you're a race traitor!
>>737502423Technically. The guy was the alien in this case
>>737505070blob from cataclysm is molecule sized distributed interdimensional intelligence that can infect anything organic
>>737504225>zoomie zoom too young to have known about all the avatar porn that was there form day onewhy do they always report themselves so easily?
>>737506536>Xeno girl takes a liking to you>You have no choice but to be her little toy.Unf
>>737507047>DUDE, you support tha Na'vi over Earth's most influential megacorporation that is purposely suppressing the developments to alternatives to unobtanium and is slaughtering sentient hyperemotional space whales for juice that extends human lifespan and will almost certainly be just available for major politicians and ultra wealthy? DUDE you're a race traitor!Yes.
>>737500871The Getter Invaders.And yes, it counts - because SRW.
>>737507071This would be extremely uncomfortable and miserable, and would prompt me to sleep in the guest room instead.
>>737503647Based
>>737503050'nids are not dead or zombies, they're a normal hive mind species (just like ants) that just happens to eat biomass and digest it and process it into more of themselves
I just want a space babe gf that's twice my height
>>737505382>tactics and technologyIsn't the Combine's thing that they are inflexible juggernauts with no tactics or intelligent thought, they just brute force assimilate shit, extract resources and leave it to rot?
>>737507047Humanity first is usually from once humanity fixes itself and removes all the abhorrent corruption, filth, degeneracy and subhuman savages from Earth you dumb idiot.
>>737506768Well, maybe if foids weren't so mysandrist, I'd feel bad for them. Also, they don't genocide them, they just ship them off to Mars where women can live in peace without men mansplaining everything to them. Isn't that what they want anyway?
>>737507071>omg it's so hot!>sleeps fully clothed
>>737505656>>737505840Go find your porn elsewhere faggot
i dont have many pics
>>737506960>niggas would fuckNOBODY here is fucking ANYTHING.
>>737507445>Man has never been raped by fur girls that would take such an action as a proposition before
>>737502840Has anyone translated chapter 2 of the hitoner porn doujinshi?
>>737501404I actually believe in peace and interspecies cooperation
>>737507918>I actually believe in peace and interspecies cooperationThat's pretty gay Anon.
>>737501404the white race is naturally divisive and self destructive.
>>737507345Futanari.>>737507445It actually feels even warmer when you're skin on skin with someone. At least with some clothes there's a little bit of a gap in between you for sweat to kind of wick out and evaporate.
>>737507750God I wish cute creatures would step on me like this
>>737505337that one is
>>737507824no
>>737504124these aren't dangerous aliensthey just want to be good girls
this isnt from a game, its from a bad webcomic
>>737504495Nordics from the Pleiades Starcluster, obviously.
>>737508060https://x.com/sandreiio/status/1935736402601505267no dicks in that picture
good morning I hate womenhuman ones I mean
>>737508271>no dicks in that pictureRuined.
>>737507071>Sleeping with a pillowI sure hope you guys don't do this.
>>737508331Didn't ask
>>737504124Dangerous in the same way Sentinelese Islanders or isolated tribes in the Amazon are dangerous, and that's only because you'd get more shit from others massacring them more than anything else.There's no way there's some gigaretard race out there that's a protected species bwcause of their unique biology, culture, or something extraordinarily uniqie even among the stars.Imagine if we're actually one of those retarded protected species, lol
Why is /v/ suddenly full of furfags and monsterfuckers?
>>737508463>suddenly
>>737508463Blame 2010
>>737507412>once humanity fixes itself and removes all the abhorrent corruption, filth, degeneracy and subhuman savages from EarthAvatar did not fix any of that
>>737508417seethe
>>737500871I don't know if it counts as a xeno, but W'rkncacnter is up there.
>>737505016But not smart enough to post the full size image.
>>737508463always have beencolourful space babes are a staple of healthy sci-fi
In my mind, I think I would one of the combine hunters. In reality, I'd be scared shitless and I'd be in fight or flight mode and wouldn't be able to get hard. Also the suppression field is up. And they'd be sent to fucking kill me, not fuck me, unless the combine NEED my autism genes or something like that awful predator movie. (actual plot point of the movie)
>>737508598Ironic post
>>737508463Personally, I think all aliens either look like us, grayy lmaos, or lizardmen. Actually, I think traditional little green men ayys are super uncommon in fiction nowadays. I want less furries and more bald little niggers with big beady eyes piloting mechsuits and saucers and giant robots and shit.
>>737506061The cats dont have dna his sperm literally cant get to her eggs Also how the fuck is the mushroom infecting him If the funny planet doesn't run on dna the whole concept of parasitism depends on creatures being extremely related to each other that fungus is doing a fucking Olympic leap
>>737508646>Alien woman>just a human woman but blue>instant bonerwhy does this happen?
>>737508463why is animal/v/ suddenly full of anime girls and humanfuckers?
>>737504124>Cuck naylor you can do better than that
>>737506935>LarvaMOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>737501404>Why niggas so quick to betray their species?Im not betraying my species, im just expressing our superiority in another manner.Also, its in my blood, i cant help it.
>>737508463>Suddenly Brother this board has had monster fuckers dating back to at least 2013 at least because MonMusume was all over this place
>>737507108ok unc
>>737508463Monsters don't run away when they see us. They should.
>>737508463i get the impression that a lot of it is just disliking women and trying to "get back" at them or something
>>737509059>Cancer cell justifies its existence
>>737507071THIS JIT CRACKS TIGERS
>>737504225Bro even James Cameron himself sexualized the Na'vi in the first Avatar movie, they're literally giant blue alien catgirls, did you think the tantric sex scene where they literally plug their brains into each other was added for shits and giggles? The first movie is Pocahontas in Space and you're meant to be so horny for Neytiri that siding against humanity is a no brainer
>>737500871what are these legs called?
>>737508930blue skin is actually very arousing
I dont know what this nigga is but he is pretty bad>"space dragon">like a lot of metroid species this seems to be one guy with no other specimens>wings can somehow facilitate flight in the vacuum of space>can move fast enough doing this to rival a space shuttle>somehow has biology capable of forming, holding and spewing plasma>body can absorb and utilize something like phazon>regenerates from eating the corpses of anything>said regeneration functions if even a single cell is left intact>intelligent enough to create a robotic replica of himself AI and all>was just singlehandedly defeating armies until a chozo-hybrid demigod challenged him>zero empathy whatsoeverOne of these is bad enough, if there was ever a whole planet of them I genuinely wonder how they didnt conquer the galaxy
>>737508937Little human girls are the apex species in the universe.
>>737509325neck snapper 5000
>>737506462Out?????
>>73750140418% of the world population is curry20 to 25% of the world population is Basketball players18% of the world population is Chinense((0.01%)) of the population control the world by subversion, black mail and baby eatingAnd this isn't including tacobell, gyspy, and other humans that cannot act humans. Is it really Humanity Fuck Yeah moment when most of the human population are these? When many of them are willing to betray each other, are willing to scam each other, and willing to act worst than goblins,orcs, and demons in their actions?
>>737508687Combine sending a specialized hunter to suck you dry with maximum efficiency to collect your genetic autism
>>737509492Well the act of writing fiction so it's preserved at all is exclusively a white thing, so you're kind of yelling into the void here. This is just power fantasy for dweebs anyway.
>>737509447kaban-chan is NOT little
>>737508930may have something to do with 30% of the pic being dedicated to tits
>>737508646too big
>>737501728 But I hate cookies.
>>737504329where? i would like to post this, since this is probably what they mean
>>737508463Outta 10!
Why are human men like this?
Your taste in xenos is disappointing, /v/.
>>737509492>it really Humanity Fuck Yeah moment when most of the human population are theseYes. Human history has always been the story of the few great carrying the many. Alexander conquered the known world despite Macedonia taking up not even 1% of the world population. The great empires of the world weren't founded by sheer numbers, but the vast pool ofhuman labor was put to task by the ingenuity and might of only a few. It is humanity's right to claim the stars, and it is the fate of the vast majority of humanity to serve, to work, to fight, and to die for the few.
>>737508463gacha and tubers took most of the dedicated waifu anons with them
>>737504225>man these fucking gooners! >why can't we go back to the TRAD 2009 where men were men, and no male was attracted to disgusting women! >Yes I was born in 2008, how did you know?
>>737503473>he doesn't know
>>737509674She definitely is, considering her favorite places are small, tight, and dark (like a luggage bag or in a box).
>>737500871Stop. Reproduce with human women. Your world needs you.
>>737509837Being unable to bang her is a tragedy and I will never forgive Bioware.
>>737501907Game was way better when mc was just otacon and not some gay niggas self insertgranted picrel makes him a bit more masculine
>>737509906why is sorlag (ranger's wife) doing that to kleinernote: imagine this is ranger and not doomguy
>>737509743agreed
>>737510089only if they have cute animal heads and fur skin
>>737509906If there's a hole, I'm pretty open to trying it.
>>737510172>not some gay niggas self insertOh the irony
>>737510080she is not fitting into any small spaces with what she’s packing behind (her bag)
>>737510247What if the hole was big enough to fit your entire body?
>>737500871some meme-tier joke setting monster, like tyrannids from warhammer
>>737509743You're gay.
>>737510089i don't think thats going to happen, i am romantically retarded
>>737510460DeviantArt tier shit. Learn proportions
>>737509939And guess what? Those people i mention came in and that leech the accomplishment, then fuck it up. It's was too crab mentality in current era to accomplish anything. Humanity should have achieved FTL travel now, but everyone too focus on muh feeling and giving "welfare" to thieves. We have seen scientists landing a probe on a comet, but it git overshadowed by a liberal woman that bitch about the shirt the scientists wore.
>>737507001Once they infect and consume a space traveling species, they would be able to build and pilot their own transports, even if they didn't have direct access to a functioning transport. The knowledge they gather would allow them to industrialized with the specific goal to infect other planets.That is what makes the X so dangerous, if they are ever given the chance to really get going, its game over for everyone else. Samus herself only survived because of the metroid injection that overwrite her DNA. Otherwise it would have been instant death for her without a fight, even with a super advanced ancient alien sealed power suit.Without that metroid vaccine, someone like the Master Chief and the UNSC would not be able to survive like they did against the flood.X parasites would be brokenly OP without one major weakness, that had to be created specifically to counter them by a ancient bird race because it didn't exist naturally.And that's not the only galaxy ending threat Metroid has, phazon for example. Which I feel is a more fair comparison to the flood. X parasites are at least a tier above those two.
>>737510089Should have treated me better then
>>737509168Way to miss the point that it's not a recent thing you gargantuan retard
>>737510618You are right and I am retarded because I can't read and though that post was talking about metroids not the x
>>737510541Your taste in nonhuman females is impeccable though.
>>737510382Those who dare, win.
>space explorers want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>737510279Just gotta use baby oil or lube and she'll fit through tight spaces just fine. That or just keep smacking her butt until she wiggles her way oit.
>>737510674I do not care about your excuses, cancer.
>>737510709Nah its alright, honest mistake.
>>737501019If W40k is allowed, Necrons stomp modern Flood even with a massive headstart. They probably beat Precursors too.And Crons aren't even the strongest 40k faction, that's Chaos. (which is technically Xeno since the core Chaos units, daemons, are interdimensional beings)
>>737510781>PicIs this the invisible show people talk about?
>>737510967Of course not!Youre saying all bugs look alike you fucking racist?
It's still coming, right?
The Combine, but only because they are multi-dimensional. They'd win only by virtue of simply outlasting their opponents before returning at some point since you can't beat them unless you can just hop dimensions over towards them.
>>737511113the lips really ruin the design, a simple W mouth or something would be much better
>>737508463Turns out we are pretty tame compared to a our femcel counterparts.
>>737503726>combine>that new ceno0 animation
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>>737507367i think inflexible assimilation is an oxymoron
>>737511313>ceno0 animation?
>>737511276Weak
>>737511313I didn't even know he made NSFW, whew.
>>737511358I've seen the hentai doujins. That fish is getting the link dick (don't tell Zelda)
>>737511419he entered new horny arc of his SFM animation, after pootis engage animation, he started doing nsfw
>>737511296oooh buff vampires and buff frankensteins, thats freaky!
>>737511551The heavies did find the anime girl ass after all.
>>737511276noi deserve bimbo dicksucking lips on mine and maybe my cheeks and also maybe on my penis