What game anon?
dark souls
Alcohol is yucky.Coffee is hucky (unless starbucks with lots of almond milk and sugar)Greek and black teas are yucky. Water is boring.Steak? Meat is murder, but if I had to choose, I'd go with well done.Favourite beverage? Monster energy.
Fromsolf games, a bunch of people that don't like them play them to prove they're hardcore.
>>737501020For me it was playing Rainbow Six Siege with friends.
>>737501175You forgot your favorite brand of progesterone
>>737501020Normies genuinely pretend to enjoy beer much more than they would naturally for the sake of social posturing. It's not that all beer drinkers are fake and actually hate it, but the expectation to like it to fit into normal sports watching culture results in people defaulting to beer over other drinks and treating it as something it would be odd to not drink, even if many would drink something else without these expectations.
>attention seeking faggot makes off topic bait thread
just drink wine
>>737501175>humanity's friend since antiquity is "yucky">the most putrid zogslurp imaginable is a fav drinkEbin.
MMORPGs, Gacha games, or any other sort of game about grinding shit for days that lives long enough to have gronards.
>>737501326Undertale.
>>737501315>old goydrink good>new goydrink bad
>>737501315>humanity's friend since antiquitylimpwristed alky faggots will say anything won't they?
Been smoking my own fish and it's so goddamn delicious in comparison to store stuff. Thinking of trying my hand with brewing some beer to go with it. How difficult is it?
>>737501539He's quoting a cartoon made for children who want to pretend they're grown up and are also insecure about liking Japanese things.
>>737501326>this was a decade agowhere does the time go bros...
>>737501675Bro you're choking on your own irony. Lighten up.
>>737501020>be xcjdaexdedcd >doesn't understand what "acquired tastes" areWow! :)
>>737501797I liked the taste of my very first beer (pic related). Then again I used to drink kvass a lot growing up. I'd argue it's not "acquired" but rather de-conditioning from a diet consisting entirely of sugar water. It's only americans I hear call it an "acquired taste".
>>737501020Any flavor-of-the-month new release that gets embraced by streamers and youtubers kind of is like that. Many of them just play it because they know it's hip at the moment.
>>737501797>>737502030I've been able to appreciate the taste of beer more lately due to social drinking and i still think it tastes like alcohol and sour.Now, bitters (the cocktail not the ale) on the other hand are a whole different level. Genuinely how the fuck do people enjoy those?
>>737502030I've once had someone argue that "water tastes bad"Some of thesecreatures are not human, I swear.
LOL
>>737502245water in cities taste like chlorine
All alcohol makes you stupid but beer makes you fat and stupid.
>>737501326>>737501727>been almost a decade since i first came hereSo this is how oldfags feel.
>people I know who try alcohol the first time give a repulsive reaction>people I know who have been drinking for a long time admit that it tastes shit but you get used to it>makes everyone sick and gives awful hangovers>somehow drinking alcohol is still super popularseriously what the fuck are you guys poisoning yourself for. And how am I considered a minority for not liking it?
>>737502310I heard that he had some sort of redemption arc and became better, is that true?
>>737501797Its stockholm syndrome but for drinks, put the slop down and drink something that fucking tastes good.
>>737502436the taste grows on you and drinking in moderation is fun as hell. I don't feel autistic when I drink and I've never had a hangover or anything
>>737502436In the past it was the only way to drink anything at all because alcohol naturally kills bacteria. But the drug effects are what cause people to associate it with maturity, and they all follow the herd to be normal.
>>737502217>Genuinely how the fuck do people enjoy those?For me it's whisky. Tastes like a mixture of bitter medicine and cologne.
I genuinely don't understand the "beer tastes bad" meme. I just had a cold Heineken last night and it was absolutely lush. What kind of disgusting piss are you niggers drinking?
Booze tastes good, I don't want to hear shit from the kind of feminine man who enjoys sweets and drinks shit like soda. Sweets are for women and children.Sour bitty salty etc are men's flavours.
>>737501315both are good. what is poison to the body is medicine to the soul.
>>737501020/v/ wishes they were as smart and XQCD and you make fun of him still
>>737502436Good beer tastes delicious to me.>>makes everyone sick and gives awful hangoversDon't have this problem because I am not a retarded teenager who drinks to get shitfaced.Life pro tip: quit drinking soda. Start drinking water and loose leaf tea.
>>737502584You'd love the taste of my balls anon...
>>737502568it's just people baiting or tried a lukewarm beer when they were 16
>>737501020Guilty Gear Strive>>737501175Are you from the states?
>>737501272>the drink we have been drinking since civilization began and is a foundational story in mesopotamian myth where getting enkidu to start drinking beer was part of making him into a civilized human being is actually just slop that we drink because umm modern peer pressure culture bro!!!you are retarded. i hated beer for the longest time until i turned like 28. there was no peer pressure then, it just started tasting better and better in my mid 20s. i still dont drink much, but the occasional beer is nice.
>>737501020Pretty much any popular game has that guy hanging around.
>>737502620>teaI'm not gay tho.
>>737501326Pokémon Go
>>737502559(good) brandy, whiskey and rhum were a bit of an acquired taste for me. took me a little while to properly appreciate them but they're my go-to drinks nowadays.
>>737502436>super popularNot among Gen Z and Alpha. The kids are alright.
>>737501020He kind of makes a point and voices his opinion but then he turns himself into an annoying strawman. Why.
Stouts are deliciousAnyone who thinks "beer tastes bad" is either a tasteless faggot or they only know beer from drinking goypiss like Bud Light or Corona
>>737502552>In the past it was the only way to drink anything at allholy shit this fucking moron againPeople drank water in the past. That's what well were dug for.Water contamination from sewage runoff was a specific issue in select massive urban centers.The boiling of water that is part of the brewing process was what killed the bacteria. To kill bacteria with just alcohol. you need concentrations much hogher than what is found in beer. Just read the fucking label of your hand sanitizer. And stop getting history knowledge from youtube clickbait videos, you fucking moron.
>>737502790A is like 14 at most you fucking moron, and zoomcucks put plenty of other dumb shit in themselves instead.
>>737502870>14yos don't drink!lol
I assume most of you beer haters are very young because after work beer literally tastes like holy nectar
There literally doesn't exist a single thing that's more slop than alcohol.
>>737502436Booze blocks off certain parts of your brain that makes you less insecure and numbs depression. Hence why it's fun because it literally makes you happy.
>>737502940soda
>>737502940american burgers
>>737502637That's gay. Typical sodaboy.
>>737502464I don't believe it. His mind is so thoroughly cucked and reactionary that anything like this would have to be performative. He has severely limited awareness, and he cracks and spews the most unhinged and vile shit when he drops his act. He's patient zero for being the "nice guy".
>>737501020Gran Theft AutoSoulslop RollslopSony Movie Games
>>737501727I spend most of my time outside work just playing vidya and getting drunk/stoned and I wouldn't have it any other way. I literally feel blessed for having these magic boxes that will let me explore virtual worlds
>>737501539Post stomach
the only alcoholic drink I ever enjoyed was hot coffee drink with whatever my dad added, I miss him
How about can we mock meed drinkers? Like we get it, you're an insufferable nerd who treats your DnD sessions as open mic night and thinks having a beard and believing in Norse mythology makes you a man. Real cool there dude now please go take a shower and break up with your toxic pegan "partner"
>>737501272I am 33 and will enjoy a night off in the house enjoying beer, nothing to do with social posturing
>>737502590You are killing yourself retard
>>737501020>>737502728Yeah, I'd say Pokémon as a whole is a good pick.It feels like people drool over the series even though it has been stale for decades, but heaven forbid anyone dares to talk shit about it.
>>737503209Modern day viking larpers are some of the most cringy motherfuckers on the planet, It would be like an african pretending to still be some tribal spearthrower while living in modern day chicago
>>737502938almost 40, beer still tastes bad. Like i can drink it, but if i'm gonna drink alcohol i'd rather just drink liquor.
>>737501272>for the sake of social posturingI drink alone exclusively, infrequently, and never more than two beers. You're projecting bullshit.
>>737503264Which is not as big of a deal as you're led to believe. We're all dying.
>>737501020Minecraft and Call of Duty
>>737502568zoomies can't handle bitter flavours
>>737502245lots of water does taste bad. My town has really hard water that tastes like there's rocks in it.
>>737503459or bitter feelings, or friction in general
>>737502584>Sour bitty salty etc are men's flavours.Lol, I wonder why you think that. I don't swing that way.Honestly I'm glad you'll never enjoy a well made mojito, you're clearly too manly for that.
>>737503406Yeah? Why don't you kys then? we are all dying anyways no?Would you take a billion dollars if it meant you don't wake up tomorrow?Yeah yeah you would because you are badass and suicidal like everyone here and then a terminal illness happens or an accident and you all become hypocritical pussies who suddenly want to live.Seen it countless times.
If you ever visit Belgium or Netherlands try pic related, it's so tasty.
>>737502436because being slightly drunk is great, it obliterates social anxiety by getting you out of your own head and letting you just talk without overthinking everything. striking the right balance is tricky though because the effect that makes you less anxious also makes you worse at judging when to stop drinking.
>>737502568you get what you pay for, and when the cheapest can of beer can be on par with bottled water in price, it showsthere are much better beers you could get by spending just a little more but you should expect the pirate board to rat out on everything, booze included.I like some beers, but I still prefer wine
>>737503545that's what he's doing tho, you said it yourself here >>737503264
>>737503545Ok? We'll both be equally dead in a few decades, and you skipping a beer won't change that.
>>737501020>Me trying beer for the first time at a party>Tastes like shit, tell friend it tastes like shit>He admits it tastes bad but its not "supposed" to taste good and to have another one till i get accustomed to itIf i want to drink something i'd rather have one of those carbonated alcoholic fruit drinks or wine, fuck beer.
>>737501315>>humanity's friend since antiquity is "yucky"Most people in the world don't like beer, they just drink enough to not hate the taste, more or less like those old nanny TV programs that told mothers to just force feed food kids don't like for like a month so they grow accustomed to the flavor and stop hating it.
For me it's Blue Moon.
>>737503658yeah, it's an acquired taste, just like coffee and licorice
>>737501175>Meat is murderyou're illiteratemurder is when a kill has no justification killing for food is a perfectly fine justificationif you disagree you should kill yourself or leave this planet, you don't belong here
>>737503209>How about can we mock meed drinkers?That's completely fair game. It's stuff that only hipsters drink. Being the one thing you're lazy enough to homebrew is the only reason for it.
>>737503604Lack of longterm planning/thinking,typical of niggers
I'd drink alkies' tears but they probably taste like alcohol LMAO
>>737503527I've had them, they're the kind of thing you have one on at a beach or resort before going back to a normal drink.
>>737503209I like mead and I couldn't care less about viking shit, it's tasty. I have to order it online though because of how rare it is here.Which is how I learned it is possible to somehow brew BAD mead. Don't get lokis, you can thank me later.
Beer is tasty and alcohol is a good litmus test for whether a person is genuinely friendly and approachable or just putting on airs.
>>737503712that's not the definition of murder
How the fuck is wine so popular? It takes up more shelf space than all other booze combined, and I like maybe 5% of it.
>>737504059But it is though.
>>737504059>>737503712murder1 of 2nounmur·der ˈmər-dər plural murdersSynonyms of murder1: the crime of unlawfully and unjustifiably killing a personan attempted murderAnimals aren't people, some definitions use the word human instead.
>>737504085the only kind of wine i enjoy is fruit wine
>>737504164Are you a 40 year-old woman with no children and 2 or more cats?
>>737503624Cool, why not shoot yourself in the head?
>>737504164All wine is made of fruit. If you mean one that taste sweet rather than spicy then drink merlot.
>>737501020Dark soulsMinecraft ARC raiders
>>737504269Not him but I'm a 40-year-old man who brews his own cider.
>>737501020>>737501797>don't want to drink cat piss>"no guise, you just don't understand what acquired tastes are" :)xkcd is right, alcohol tastes like fucking shit and I'm tired of all you fuckers saying it's an "acquired taste"nobody drinks alcohol for the taste, people drink it to get fucked up, it's that simpleanyone who says it tastes good are either brainbroken by peer pressure or their taste buds are fried from years of drinking
>>737503209I once drank mead that was so fucking sugary and cough syrup-esque it gave me a hangover on the spot. Cannot touch that shit now.
>>737504085Because it's awesome, incredible range of depth, even if you're not some snooty sommelier if you drink a lot of wines on the basic level you can tell something is different even amongst the same wine, even within the same vintage. It's truly like drinking life itself. Wine also reflects a lot of how it's stored and transported, your store's shelf spaces may be stocked with a lot of crumby wine but at least a few of those will taste completely different at the place they were made and probably haven't been handled with proper care.
>>737504281You're a psychopath and don't even realize it.
>>737503564Never tried that one, but you've caught my interest. How does it compare to Chimay?
>>737504318Alcohol is yummy, sorry the progesterone fried your tastebuds
>>737504304>All wine is made of fruityes but fruit wine is a cheaper and sweeter type of standard wine
>>737504318A lot of things taste like shit on first taste and we would all be eating chicken tenders and drinking chocolate milk daily if we couldn't cope otherwise.
>>737504318Nobody drinks "alcohol" for the taste because every alcoholic beverage has a different taste, duh. If you can't see that you need to git gud at drinking.
>>737504406>psychopathIt's autistic manchild
>>737504085tastes goodproof usually high enough to get buzzed easily but not high enough for blackout and headaches (unless you're REALLY trying)can be enjoyed at most temperaturescan be used for cookingcan be mixed with soft drinkscan even be mixed with waterthere's the parasocial faggotry of discussing which foods each kind goes best with>It takes up more shelf space than all other booze combinedyoung wine bought in gallon jugs serves an equivalent purpose to beer packs if you just care about getting smashed
>>737501020>you're only allowed to like sweet thingshuh?
>>737504565American website
>>737504450>cheaperHeh. Fair enough. If you want really cheap then you should try brewing some yourself. It's not that difficult and costs pennies per litre (though obviously takes a while to ferment).
Is there anyone at all who likes sour beers? Every little hipster brewery makes that stuff, and I can't imagine there's much of a market for it.
Don't you think water just tastes kinda bland and everyone is just pretending? Why don't we all just drink coke all the time?
>>737501020these people are annoying as fuck
>>737504085because you are quite literally a tastelet.
>>737504041You don't really know someone until you've hung out with them while drunk.
>>737504604I know a lot of women who love them. Typically dudes who don't like regular beer will go for them too
>>737504604I do. That's like asking why they make sour candies, some people enjoy the flavour. Sweet is the only flavour I dislike.
>>737503545Willing to bet you sit for 10+ hours a day, eat like shit and don't exercise
>>737504441>>737501260>le tranny memeAlcohol lowers testosterone.
>>737504604Most of that hipster microbrew stuff tastes like dish soap because they go way overboard with the hops. Disgusting.
>>737501020literal autism
>>737503332https://youtu.be/iriqsHqLM0o?si=8Mxffu5DU9RTg-NZ
Eating fried food with beer is one of the best things in the world if you do it in moderation. It's like cake and coffee.
>>737501020I don't play phone games but Genshin Impact, my friends all play it and when we get together they will put their phones together and summon for a character which is kind of fun to see. But they ALWAYS bitch about the game constantly, I have NEVER heard a good thing about it from them but they still play it for years. Stockholm syndrome makes you think something is good but these guys fucking hate it and still play. Sounds like a mental illness or addiction. Oh and when they GET the character they bitch and whine because now they need more copies of them
>>737504705Your tastes are identical to a sistas. Sorry not sorry
>>737504604I liked sour beers before they became popular and I'll keep liking sour beers until the day I die. The sourer and stronger, the better.
>>737504395based alcoholic
>>737504705Beerchads have testosterone to spare.
>>737502310Never understood how the so called wymin allies and male feminists seem like they hate seeing the female figure most of the time.
>>737504085cheap and women can stand it.
>>737504318Your tastebuds are fried from years of drinking soda and shitty american cuisine that doesn't know how to marinate meat without burying it in sugar.
>>737504318drinking beer to get "fucked up" has to be the stupidest idea possible. Liquor gets you there faster and for cheaper, and with fewer calories.
>>737505537at least beer doesn't taste like getting throatfucked by a bitter chili pepper
Natural tastebuds don't like bitter things. Bitter literally means poison. Sour means bacteria.Salty means meat and fat and sugar means fruit.Everything else is some moderate generic mush taste like boiled cereals.Everyone who "likes" beer got their tastebuds "adjusted" by drinking out with friends. Hence why so many bring up "lukewarm" beer, the coldness literally masks the bitterness which they correctly dislike.
My stomach can't handle alcohol harder than 6% now god dam acid is a bitch
>>737505916Fuck off goatis
>>737505916>Everyone who "likes" beer got their tastebuds "adjusted" by drinking out with friendsThis. Same for coffee and green tea. People only pretend to like green tea because they got peer pressured into getting wasted on it at parties. Coca Cola is the only beverage people with pure tastebuds appreciate.
>>737506056ngl famalan I feel honored when zoomers compare me to their youtube gods
>>737506127Most people put sugar in their tea. Or honey. Or milk or a million other things to cover up the bitter taste.I personally drink green tea as is. But I don't like it, I do it for the health benefits.
>>737501020>a game that people insist I'm only pretending to like but I actually just likeA lot of games actually.
>>737505916Retarded manchild here never heard of citrus fruits.
>>737501020Real response to OP is Counter-Strike 1.6.Everyone was playing it. Nobody *actually* liked it. It was just... there. And so we played it.
>>737501020Rather than a particular game it's more like most of /v/ is the retard on the right.
>>737505916Congratulations, you just described what an acquired taste is.
>>737506290>I do it for the health benefits.Figures the absolute dumbass believes in homeopathy.
>>737501020This shit happens with League of Legends a LOT.About 50% of the people playing actually really, really like the game and enjoy it.The other 50% hate it, have a horrible addictive relationship with it, and only really play it because of their friends. But they project that onto the normal people. It's very annoying.
>>737504462I don't think you're point is going to register with these people.
>>737505916Based
>>737501175>yuckybehold, the palate of an 8 year old
>>737506486Drinking warm (and boiled) water is good in and of itself, especially in the winter. Tea does have antioxidants which are proven to have benefits. May not me much given the small quantity but it's better than plain water.
>>737505916why would you limit yourself to things you only liked as a baby? I don't understand this thought process, I didn't like coffee before but now I love it, how is that a BAD thing, I'm not worrying about poison
>>737505916Yeah well water made me puke as a kid and I only liked coke.
>>737506682I'm didn't do anything specific to limit myself.The real question is why do you go to the trouble to acquire a taste for bitter things? Where's the benefit?Don't tell me it's the taste because there are thousands of things I can think of that I'd rather enjoy than coffee and beer
I found that most straight edge people are atheists perpetually stuck at age 13.
>>737506290>Most people put sugar in their tea. Or honey. Or milk or a million other things to cover up the bitter tasteI've never seen anyone do this with loose leaf tea.
>>737505916>erm, it's natural you should only do natural thingsDiscard your clothes, your refrigerator, and your air conditioning, ape. Chop chop.
>>737504085middle aged white woman is a very large demographic
>>737506821>go to the trouble to acquireagain, see>>737506367Are you deathly afraid of ingesting oranges and satsuma mandarins because you think they're poison and they make you gag? Why are americans like this?
>>737506821Even tomato sauce is an acquired taste and opens the possibility to enjoy italian food. Also everything you do in life requires you to explore and going through a (painful) learning process, otherwise all you would do is be in your room masturbating and eating chocolate. Why would someone spend hours reading the rules of a board game? Or doing repetitive practice to perfect an instrument?That thing you call trouble is life itself and applies to everything. There's sacrifice and then there's enjoyment.
>ew, this is bitter and yucky! where are my nuggies and choccy milk?
>>737507058>otherwise all you would do is be in your room masturbating and eating chocolateReal chocolate is bitter actually so he can't enjoy that either.
>>737507058tomato sauce isnt an acquired taste ive loved that shit since before i was capable of coherent thought
>>737507008Oranges are sweet and sour though. Hate grapefruit.>>737507058I don't eat tomato sauce, I usually use Ketchup which has some sugar in it. Like the vast majority of people.And those who use tomato sauce prepare it so it doesn't taste bitter or sour much (garlic, onions, cooked etc).
>>737506869those are natural for humans. extended phenotype. eating/drinking things your body didn't evolve to process isn't natural. actually, the natural thing for a human would be to make sure the things they eat/drink are capable of being processed by their bodies, through the process of cooking. we're currently doing the opposite because we are a deeply misanthropic civilization of genuine retards who wouldn't survive 20 years without standing on the shoulders of millennia of giants come before them and who spend all our time actively undermining all of their achievements out of hatred and stupidity.
>>737507189>I usually use Ketchup >Like the vast majority of people.Very American post
The only good alcohol is white wine and ciders.
>>737507193"we shouldn't pursue better experiences because they're not natural" typed a very intelligent man on his 21st century digital entertainment device.
>>737507189Ketchup is a sauce for literal children. Your taste buds change as you grow and sweets shouldn't be as appealing. Maybe you're stunted or a child.
I love beer, but I think a lot of beers are fucking awful. Isn't that funny?
>>737507189>I usually use Ketchup which has some sugar in it. Like the vast majority of people>>737507193>eating/drinking things your body didn't evolve to process isn't natural>his body can't process tangerinesIs this the birth of a new lolcow?
>>737507193Yeah that's a nice cope and all but plenty of things that are good for our bodies are bitter and sour. That was the topic since you've forgotten. Your argument is, quite plainly, completely retarded. Eat your tendies little guy.
>>737507459>Your taste buds change as you grow and sweets shouldn't be as appealingare you implying drinking rotten cereals with disinfectant is what adults "should" do?I don't eat as many sweets as I did as a kid but I still like them.Maybe you're not using your brain enough :^)
>>737501020Does it genuinely taste like cough syrup to everyone else or do I have defective tastebuds?
>>737507193>Exercise isn't good for you because it tires me out and makes my legs hurt. It's unnatural.
>>737501574Nothing you can't conquer.
>>737507189Anon you sound like an autist who only eats dinosaur nuggies
>>737501020I'd like to give this guy a wedgie.
>>737504318>nobody drinks alcohol for the tasteI drink alcohol for the taste, but beer does not taste of alcohol, it tastes fucking yuckyWhen I'm drinking I usually have 3-4 shots of vodka, everything in moderation, I don't like getting drunk either let alone "fucked up"
>>737507696im not even a fan of beer, but it does not taste anything like cough syrup at all. maybe certain rums like bacardi taste like cough syrup, but certainly not beer.
These threads are always funny, alcoholics are actually trying to argue that the trashiest slop of all time is an "acquired" taste. The bevarage that's consumed by the lowest of the lowest people, the most trashy and lowest IQ people is actually some kind of sophisticated thing you have to acquire a taste for.This is the exact same kind of argument indians make when they defend eating poop.
>>737501020This comic really is a masterclass in triggering socialslaves.They absolutely hate being told this.Like if someone claims I don't really like video games as much as I do cuz they're just addictive I'd say yeah maybe w/eBut man when a socialslave gets told he doesn't actually like beer and it's just a social thing, he goes balistic. Just look at this thread lmao
>>737507470>sweet stuff shouldn't be appealing if you're not a childWhy do old people have so much candy then?
>>737507904to give it to their grandchildren who are, you guessed it, children.
there is no such thing as "good" tasting beer, just beer that tastes "less bad". you've never LIKED beer, you drank beer because your friends made you drink it at parties. Then you got so used to drinking it just to get drunk, that afterwards, later, you became able to enjoy it because you got so used to its awful taste. Basically, if you enjoy the taste of alcohol, it's because you are a pathetic weak-brained loser who got peer pressured as a kid (and folded, equally pathetically) and drank beer because your friends made you, despite not even liking it, and just wanting to fit in.There is no argument to this, nobody naturally enjoys the taste of beer, so you areA: only drinking to get drunk, because you feel like you have to to either be likable or you are immatureorB: your friends made you drink it and you wanted to feel cool and like an adult, so you drank it until the taste tasted less shiteither way, you're a bitch, and if you enjoy alcohol it's the easiest way to tell you're weakwilled and crumble to society's expectations of you.
>"I don't like beer">Look inside>He tried a lukewarm bud light once and decided to base his personality around disliking it
>>737507856Everything is an acquired taste except for sugar and salt.
>>737507965>lukewarmevery time lmao
>>737507874Do you ever have independent thoughts, or do you just regurgitate the talking points you see on the internet?
>>737507938'If you like sweets you're stunted or a child' sounds like something an edgy teen wanting to be taken seriously as an adult would say.
>>737501020Why do people who don't drink or like beer always take the passive aggressive approach?
>>737501020battle royales
>>737507856You just offended so many people. Dude I can’t stop screaming in anger, ive been screaming curse words after reading it. I kicked my dog and its coughing up blood all over my carpet. Im so fucking angry. I can’t stop screaming. Oh my god you delusional piece of shit, im going to end your life myself.
>>737508013I've seen that no matter how retarded a comic or youtuber's opnion is, all the comments are always agreeing with it, it's bizarre.
>>737501020Every single N64 game, especially OoT.
>"I don't like poop">Look inside>He tried lukewarm dog poop once and decided to base his personality around disliking it
If you don't like a single beer it's cause you have a child's palate and can't handle anything bitter or complex. Ask a "beer tastes bad" fag what they actually enjoy drinking and it's always something sweet.
8th decile here.
People who don't like beer can never shut the fuck up about it.
>>737507856Its not sophisticated, but it is acquired taste. Like how coffee's bitter taste is unappetizing at first until you associate it with pleasure of caffeine, after which you struggle to perceive the bitterness at all (assuming its not extremely shitty coffee). Same with beer: it tastes like poison first because thats what it is, and bitter as well. After drinking it enough to associate it with dopamine-releasing ethanol, you dont taste the bitter notes from hops as unappetizing, allowing you to note/appreciate the other tastes in it as well.
I fucking love the taste of beer. I genuinely adore the taste of IPAs. The more my beer tastes like a tree the better. An ice cold beer in a frosty glass is one of my favorite things. I'm going out to drink with my dad tomorrow and I'm really looking forward to it.
>>737507856Okay nuggy boy, whatever you say. Got enough ketchup for your little dinosaurs?
>>737501539>fucking orange juice drinker calling others limpwristed LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>737507956you are obviously an inactive NEET who sits inside all day with no life, because there is no greater feeling than being outside in the sun all day in the forests and mountains and then getting home to chill with your buddies and having a few nice cold beers. just feels nice and filling and refreshing.
>>737502552How does it feel bein a retarded parrot?
>>737508013>original image, that I personally took from a realatively obscure anime>"socialslave" a term I personally created to refer to what most refer to as normalfags, cattle, average joe etc.>come up with concept specifically to logically parallel the beer issue being discussed by OP>some retard somehow thinks this is from some youtube video or whateverhave you considered that maybe you're just a retarded zoomer with sub 80 iq?
>>737504085womenalso great for cooking
>>737504781Legit autist here. I don't understand how this is an autism test. Anyone, autistic or not, would answer the basket, because that's the last plave she knew it was.
>>737508012>This ice cream sucks, it's all melted and sloppy>No I won't eat it cold, if it's bad warm it's bad always
>>737501020Webcomics are peak millennial cringeslop, ESPECIALLY ones about video games.Also, the correct answer is Nintendo games after Iwata died.
>>737508142coffee tastes way better than alcohol if prepared correctly thoughalcohol will always have the same baseline bitterness
>>737508062not bizarre at all, people who disagree just browse away instead of stating their thoughts and risking getting insulted or even doxed by a clique of yes menchildren desperate for any kind of validation by the mobthey don't call them "social networks" for nothing, it's by design
The creator of the comic is clearly autistic and can only eat dino nuggets with soda.
>>737508191Genuine question, why are you here?If you really like hanging out with people and drinking beer, why are you on /v/?
Yeah beer taste so good, people drink it for the taste and not because of the alcohol. That's why alcohol free beer is so popular
>>737508236It's 100% not an autist test, this is the ability to recognize that individuals have different minds and is something that humans develop at the age of 4 and what separates us from monkeys.
>>737508291>alcohol will always have the same baseline bitterness>oyster stout is the same baseline of bitterness as IPAYou are genuinely retarded.
>>737507904For kids.>>737508019I stopped liking sweets after puberty so it's my right to look down on people who didn't. Tell me a man enjoying sweets doesn't seem soft.
>>737508269yeah retard, it's called whipped cream and it still tastes good
>>737508342People are allowed to enjoy more than one thing. Non-autists understand this.
>>737508342because i like video games you stupid faggot? who says that i have to be a miserable neet hivemind loser like you in order to enjoy video games? you can remain insular and circlejerk with people who comport to your exact personality, but you unfortunately share this site with a diverse set of people. used to be the spice of this site.
>>737504041>Beer is tastySaid no one ever
>>737508494>who says that i have to be a miserable hivemind loser like youBut you are if you drink beer
>>737508379Yeah youre going places dude. Your iq is literally 25.
>>737508379Nice, I always forget this argument>>737508494>miserable neet hivemind loser>coming from the literal normalfag who drinks rotten cereals to fit inkys senpai
>>737508435>already starting to cherrypick alcoholslol
>>737504269No but i am a male with functioning taste buds
>>737508567>retarded beer drinker can't refute what is being said so he goes on a personal attackexpect nothing else from a white trash
>>737508558literally like 2 beers a week means i am an alcoholic loser who rots in his dark apartment all day?>>737508583i am not a normalfag at all, i just happen to have a few friends and i live in a beautiful white country where going outside to hike is wonderful. also i have normal, functioning testosterone levels so i am naturally driven to do these things unlike you
>>737508595It's not cherrypicking you're genuinely saying an espresso has the same baseline of bitterness as a mocha. You're genuine a clueless underage retard who has no idea what he's talking about.
>>737501020if you can drink black coffee, hot tea, or carbonated water then you should be fine drinking beer since they are all equally acquired tastes.
>>737508627Dude im not even white, im Jewish. You can trust what im saying, you have brain damage. Lots of people have recieved brain damage without noticing. You need immediate medical help, go to your doctor. Your family loves you. Ask him for help, say the word “I need help”, and he will take it more serious.
>>737508869For me it was the tonic water to beer pipeline
>>737508869by that logic, water is an acquired taste
>>737508379I drink alcohol free beer
>>737509007It is, when I was a kid I only drank soda and water made me gag, I'm not joking, bad parenting I guess. Veggies are also an acquired taste, who the fuck likes tomatos or peppers as a kid
>>737508972Everyone who says they like drinking water is lying. We would all be drinking soda if it wasn't so unhealthy
>>737508972I have a friend that used to drink nothing but coke and sugary shit, and would vomit the moment his tongue touched water.
>>737509007How are they these days? Historically most beer was "non-alcoholic" ie. so low in alcoholic content for it to be irrelevant at least in Sumerian times.
>>737507856Is that why it makes you angry? You think people who drink beer look down on you? They don't.
>>737509203Nobody is thinking that, beer drinkers are the trashiest of the thrash that exists.
>>737508972It is. Fizzy sugar water is the only natural taste for untainted taste buds.
>>737509256Indeed, they're also right that it's an acquired taste (yes just like poop I guess?). The question is why do you think they believe to be sophisticated or some shit, which would indeed imply they think they're better than you, which would explain why you're angry about it honestly.
>>737509256You think that and it's very obvious
>>737507856But this isn't a weed thread?
Fucking alcoholics can't appreciate the fact that chicken nuggets with ketchup and topped off with a warm glass of coke are the pinnacle of culinary perfection. baka, why are these vile beasts always looking down on me? Liking tangerines is not natural. Your body can't process them and they cause it to shut down.
>>737509372I look down on him. Not people who don't drink, but straight-edge weirdos.>>737509256I look down on you.
>>737507856>This is the exact same kind of argument indians make when they defend eating poop.No? They eat poop because they believe it has magic properties and will heal them, not because they think it tastes good. Also this is only one town in India, they have a good that was born from cow poop and that's why they worship it.
>>737509517I get that you're joking, but the idea of someone liking ketchup and looking down on a good beer or wine is laughable to me.
>>737507956lol
>>737507956god what a faggot
>>737509604I've never liked ketchup because it's way too sour, and now I'm wondering if it'll taste better if I eat it ice cold.
>>737508236>Legit autist hereYou're typing on this website that means you're high functioning. It's like those "legally blind" people who aren't allowed to drive and otherwise their life is fine.Actual deep autists, the non-verbal kind, the practically retarded kind, can fail a test like this.
>>737501020All I know is, I saw my mother become a psycho bitch and die from booze, so I will drink as little as possible
>>737508972in the military I knew a guy who claimed to hate the taste of water and nobody ever saw him drink any water. he would just drink juice, sweet tea, or gatorade to hydrate.
>>737509834it honestly baffles me how people can get addicted to drinking that cat pisslike is it really worth killing yourself for some mediocre tasting liquid
>>737509638lmao
normalfag meltie got so bad it autosaged the thread
>>737508972aren't americans afraid of drinking waterseems like water really is an acquired taste
no beer and vidya make anon something something
>>737510017it regularly happens to ritual threads don't it
bros why did they autosage...
I think all alcohol is shit but people are free to kill themselves if they want
>>737510115first world water is wateramerican water makes the frogs gay
