Is Crimson Desert really this bad?
Thx
Yep, just the ubislop of this generation. MC looks like someone commissioned it off Temu, and the controls were made up by some Indian who doesn't know what a videogame is
>>737504067>hurr so boring>slop buzzword>still played for that longwhy does anyone give this old retard any attention?
>>737504067If Light Syde Jeff hates a game, it's probably good.
>>737504609>give game a fair chance>gives his opinions>makes anon seethe like a retardyea he's based
>>737504703>gives a game a fair chance if he gets enough tips>says game is shit if no money is given>makes whales like (You) suck his cock
>>737504067yes
>>737504683>Always do the opposite of PhilIt works too well
>>737504703he only played it for so long because people were watching and stopped when the viewership dropped so now he hates it and dropped itmany such casesalso you're a fag
>>737504803The guy actually played 20 hours retard, it's not like he's saying it's bad because of hearsay.
>It doesn't come in denim.>I don't have a handcart.>I didn't dupe in Demon's Souls.>I'm not poor.>I'm not unhappy.>My wife isn't FAT.>She didn't LEAVE me.>I'm eating healthy.>I do work out and have muscles now.
>>737504067It couldn’t save the business.
>>737505017IT COMES IN DENIM
>Make Ubisoft game>But say its Anti-Woke>Retards will now buy and defedn your openworld colectathon borefest
>>737504890It's on Youtube, mongoloid.
>>737504067DSP won EVO before. He's not nearly as bad at games as most people think. He plays it up a bit sometimes just to get donos, but he knows when a game is shit.
>>737505017>>737505053Can someone explain to me the Denims meme?I know it's from that song he made up but I genuinly do not get what it's trying to imply or why phil is so assmad about saying it and pretending he didn't.I have autism btw.
when will this faggot off himself
HEY U I WAS RVIALSTEY RELS CAT SHE FUN BYE UCE
>>737505147That specifically comes from an event using a Playstation port of Street Fighter with bizarre balance changes that only DSP had played. He's not terrible at Street Fighter, but he's not world class, either
>>737505000>>737505128get his cock out of your mouth
>>737505246It comes in pants of denim and Phil is a heavily closeted gay man. The fact that it bothers him is funnier than anything
>discord trannies resorting to lolcow opinions
>>737505246>why phil is so assmad about saying it and pretending he didn'tBecause a detractor made a couple of songs about it and they became a meme in "detractor circles", and Phillip can't tolerate that.
>>737505246It’s a non sequitur from a song he made up. A song about putting bananas in his mouth and squeezing them. Sounds like cums in denim.
DSP peaked with Dark Souls. I don't know why anyone would still watch him.
>>737505246He's a moron who gets unjustifiably mad about the most harmless things and of course people pick on that to make him even more mad.He's a weird person.
>>737505147He's definitely still really good at unc fighters despite his whining but he has degraded a lot in every fighting game over the years
he isn't he homeless yetmust be a trust fund lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HycOWFERaYs
>>737506007His dents keep him afloat, he's comfortably well off. His wife also has an excellent job
>>737504067Yes, this fag is right once in a while
>>737506014For the past six months I've unironically listened to the DSP detractor song playlist when I'm at work almost daily. Still keeps me entertained and happy.
>>737506137>constantly begging for money>comfortably well offlollmao
>>737504067Despite the constant bitching during gameplay, DSP always gave fair reviews at the end
He describes the game as funslop, contentslop, and gameslop. It's like he reads /v/
>>737506427He probably does
>>737504067It's triple A for people who hate triple A
Why are people so eager to defend this game? It's obviously heavily flawed, when even the people who like the game admit that. Doesn't mean it's still not a fun and ambitious game. Accept that.
>>737506382The king is tough, but fair
>>737504067>"Grrr i hate him because he masturbated once!1!!! I never masturbate1!!!!"
>>737506549People still believe that was real? lol
ironically liking this dimwit isn't cool anymore
>>737506549I don’t hate a clown making a fool of himself. I love him actually.
>>737506293it's insane how he completely changes his attitude whenever he reaches his "totally not a goal" of $150 per stream
>>737506508I just don't care what lolcows think.
>>737504067it's pretty bad, I quit it after 10 hoursstory is boringcontrols were clunkyquests were all MMO tedium which makes sense considering their previous game was an MMO
>>737506137isn't his wife a janitor at a school or some shit?
The fact that you all still keep this guy popular and allow him to make money off his content proves he's more high IQ than all of you. The average person is terrible at reading people and takes everything at face value, DPS knows how to get people to believe his schtick.
>>737506741No, she's a shift manager at some dept store IIRC, she has to open and close each day and this has caused hilarious first world problems for DSP when he has to stop streaming to go help her out from time to time
>>737506549this was the beginning of the downward spiralhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPgEi-6-L1g
>>737506771I still think his detractors are paid by him, or at least they all have a "you scratch my back" arrangement behind the scenes. It's like he manufactures his own detractors, I've noticed this especially with a lot of the incidents since he left Kino Casino, it's very bizarre.
This dude lost crazy amount of weight, isn't he like 40? Good for him anyway
>>737505729>DSP peaked with Dark Soulsthis
>>737506771I only watch on rawphil. Please explain how I’m supporting Phil assuming Rawphil is an actual troll ofcourse.
>>737506923not hard when you can't afford food
>>737506961Nah he's in good shape >>737505017
>>737506835Whenever i replay kingdom hearts 1 and hear that end of the world ost i crack the fuck up, because ill always associate it with this tantrum
>>737506508>obviously heavily flawedIt does what it advertises, it's a single player MMO with 100.000 fetch/kill x/go talk to, quests. Now convincing people that is riveting gameplay and not chore level entertainment is what bothers me.
>>737506996is that DYEL arm supposed to impress me? I've seen bigger natty 50yos.
Why are you parasocial for a fat retard that spends more time begging for money than playing games he's not interested in.
DSP playing RPGs is peak comfy, don't care what the detractors say
>>737507126post body
>>737504067https://youtu.be/646FgxFnxh0Some fucking retard nobody can't even find a round shape on screen
>>737507013he ruined the PS4 home screen music for me...
>>737505147Him being good is a bigger cope that marathon doing well, suck a bbc and kys right after
crimson desert is the kinda game you come back to every now and then while playing other games. it's an extremely slow burn game and I couldn't imagine playing for straight for 20+ hours. it has a lot of interesting mechanics but it can feel like a jumbled mess. i still don't know why it focused to 3 characters instead of one we can create. especially considering black desert had an amazing character creator.
>>737505147He has never won EVO in his life, who even comes up with this shit kek
>>737506549Phil is a national treasure that must be protected at all cost!
retard got filtered by the puzzles kek
>>737504609are you a slopenjoyer?
I just watched his video. He is literally mad that he keeps dying.
>>737504067Isn’t that guy a little old to be playing videogames?
Nobody can be as retarded as DSP pretends to be for his videos.
>>737505987>he's really good at unc fightersHe's between 1500-1600 MR in SF6. That's not a good ranking for a serious fighting game player.Most of the people from his generation with names who play the game casually are clearing 1700+. His ranking has basically proven he was nothing more than just another scrub in the scene.
>>737507316He played the game 10 sessions of 2hrs 1 time a week.not 20hr straight
>>737505246Being a closeted gay man but also this low IQ and out of control, phil absentmindedly made a song about putting bananas, that come in denims, in his mouth and squeezing them (meaning a penis)Then when confronted he tried pygnosis and it failed
>>737504067If DSP said it... Its over CD bros we had a good run
>>737505147>DSP won EVO beforehe finished 4thin the USin a offshoot game no one played
wake up faggot mods
>>737507924Nothing you can do!
>>737507887>offshoot nobody played>3rd place was tokidokeep coping retard
>>737505115It has all the systems lazy ubislopers didn't bother to include
>>737508069Such as?
I told you to Buy. The. Figure. WHY DO YOU DONT LISTEN TO MEEEEEeee!
>>737505017>I don't care about the song it comes in denim!>seriously I don't and if you do you're a loser, also IT DOES NOT COME IN DENIM I just want to make it clear that I don't care but to set the record straight it does NOT come in denim it comes in nanam not denim nanam I am not mad
>>737504067It sucks because it made him only 20 bucks. He put Pokemon Scarlet as one of his game of the years because that made him money.
>>737506996>>737507126He's using his other hand to push up the muscle and make it look bigger lmaoIt's why he refuses to do that with the other arm.
>>737508725meds
>>737504609>IT GETS GOOD 30 HOUR IN
>>737504067>finally making videos he was told to start making years agoThings must really be tight behind the scenes in the snort fort for him to be willing to try this.
Kojima World Order!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfq9ikU4r6Q&t=370s
>>737508868You literally see him doing this with his hand, when he tried it with his other arm.
>>737509074>"Reviews videos dont work on my channel, Im on an Unique position, because my trolls"
>>737509217he's puling his shirt sleeve to define his biceps
>>737504067Has he owned up to (or more likely accidentally revealed) that's on ozempic yet?
>>737504067He's right. Listen to uncs.
>>737506961he eats junk food all the time
>>737504609>WOOOOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY NEED TO PLAY A GAME TO SHIT ON IT
>>737504067Based gookslayer
>>737509529Phil being the retard that buys the "protein snacks" is so on brand it hurts.
>>737506771who cares? it's funny to laugh at him. I don't even care if he's completely faking it for money and attention. that doesn't make him a bad person, it makes him a good actor. either way I win because either way he's gonna be making me laugh.
>>737504067>literally only played cause one whale was bankrolling it>hated every moment of it and never tried to even like it>as soon as the money stopped he crashed outbiggest faggot on the internet
>>737509636i still dont know what the fuck a "snack pizza" is. is that like lunchables pizza?
>>737509738he did that for that korean ps5 game with the girls too.
>>737509741It's a frozen mini pizza. He showed off a picture of his freezer a while back to prove he couldn't fit a cake in there.
>>737509947...is it really? and were supposed to believe his wife is healthy?
>>737510045Hey dood my family (my wife and cat) are extremely healthy mkayIts jus tthe detractohs mahn, they dun like mah cawntent and say shit like oh your wife is fat, your cat is sick, and other nawnsense dood
>>737506137im pretty sure dsp is the definition of house poor. makes enough to cover the bills. and thats only cause of the bankruptcy alleviating a lot of debt.
So you have all commented on and liked the Jayuck in the BAHX Dsp tries it, right?
>>737510045Everything he says is a lie. He'll lie a dozen different ways for years then tell you he's telling the whole truth this time then tell you that was a lie too the year after. That's what makes him so entertaining. He's the most reliable guy online because he is literally always lying.Him breaking that faggot grifter Stuttering Craig over his knee for an hour was insane. He was saying shit like (paraphrased) "I answered your question Craig, I never said I was telling the truth. And when I say I'm being honest I actually mean I'm being serious."
>>737509738>as soon as the money stopped he crashed outMore like he cashed his chips too early, since the game was still gaining traction at the time.
>>737510350You've fallen for the pignosis. He makes more than 150,000 a year and has throughout his entire career.
>>737511043if dsp lived frugally he'd be totally fine but he has an extreme ego problem>huge mortgage >spends on mobile games>has a massive spending addiction in general>is a huge mark and will always pay top dollar on bullshitmany such cases. nobody lives within their means anymore it seems.
>>737510983My favorite DSP lie absolutely has to be him pretending not to be DownFromTheRafters. When he finally admitted it, it was the funniest shit ever:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Eh12eRssisGenuinely one of the most unintentionally funny guys ever. He is such a pathological liar that it borders on parody.
>>737506934how was he supposed to know
>>737506014https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWW97YWy-KU&list=RDIWW97YWy-KU&start_radio=1
>>737505246He actually says "it comes in then out" but people heard comes in denim and rolled with it
>>737508176the ones that they stole from other games
Why does he pronounces ass like AYUSS lmao
>>737504067>ZOMG HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF CONTENT!!>already lost two thirds of players in less than a monthThe tide is turning on Crimson Slop
>>737505017based DSP more fit than 80% of americans
>>737511901I seriously think his incredibly strange and bizarre accent is the final boss of ESL fluency. English is my third language and I have no idea what he's saying half of the time.
>>737511798the truth is hes an alcoholic and mush mouths words all the time. its just funny to torment him with it cause he gets so mad.
>>737511607https://youtu.be/eSB29qx6sWw?t=2276This is always going to be my favorite DSP moment
>>737504067Wouldn't you notice if you were bored after, say, 10 hours?
DSP's detractors are wayyyy more committed than him https://youtu.be/rSdU1KbK-Qc?si=YHmf6Ad_BoTqf9R6
>>737512070The fact that Philip is unironically the man responsible for developers pivoting to yellow paint is both hilarious and sad. It's his biggest achievement, arguably
>>737512103https://youtu.be/3vVy1zapb-Y?t=4221Waste of time video. This shit got proved by napkin math in a youtube comment at the time. Anyone who cared to know knew.
>>737511918Damn it kept players longer than Marathon despite being a single-player game
>>737512332I think the idea is that he's going into the evidence thoroughly to "own" Phil, so that there can be no room for doubt that he did spoof all those souls.
>>737512103>all this because he simply cant admit he duped a bunch of souls to save time....for some reason
>>737505115Yes.
>>737506007Unironically his haters give him thousands of dollars a month to keep him around so they can keep hating him.
I worry for Phil's mental health. I like his JRPG playthroughs and I don't want him to drink so much
>>737512578They don't. His whales are known. One of them is on his way to a fourth bankruptcy from whaling Phil for so long.
>>737512741Who?
>>737512741>fourth bankruptcy from whaling Phil for so longHow? How are you allowed to go bankrupt four times?
>>737512939Timbo (now StalkingTiger)
Is PWR the most based dent?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBTKIjE-Wio
>>737512578everyone knows not to jump in the exhibit with the animals. he has like maybe 2 or 3 real psychopaths who have multiple accounts they donate on to give the illusion of "success"
>>737505017The whole banana song thing was so bizarre that it ended up being hilarious. Why the fuck was he so adamant that he never sang about a banana shooting hot ropes inside a pair of jeans when there was video evidence of the fact.
>>737505115...and that's a good thing, actually.
>>737513094OIC chasing off other whales to try and corner dsp financially for what I think are depraved sexual fantasies is the most based dent and it's by a mile.
>>737513239by the way, is IronChefSakai an OIC sock account? I'm not caught up on the dent lore
>>737504067This game broke the board. Not as in some users or bot re-calibrations, but actually broke the entire board. Up until this game everyone here was apeshit tier against ubislop. CD came out and everyone slops it down their throat while it's even worse, by a mile, than any ubislop that shitfest of a company ever put out. Not even Valhalla's map is as packed with useless, utterly pointless press X to collect icons. The Concordian saga was the grande finale and CD sloppers turned off the light. Each and every single faggots here that ever cried about ubislop can go eat shit fucking retarded apes.
>>737513468buckbroken troon
>>737513412Different. That guy broke off from DSP when he found a lesbian on kick to simp for and dsp got jealous she was getting his money instead. DSP called her a slut and stuff it was great.
>>737506934"WHY AM I TOXIC!?" is still the funniest shit to me.
>>737513514go slurp the slop faggot. take your troon friends with you and rope together
>>737513047Ah thanks.
DSP is the following:-Former pro fighting game player-Originator of the Let's Play phenomenon-Has over a 10 year legacy of high-quality videos-His detractors continue to drop like flies (Kiwifarms, Kojima World Order, Sons of Kojima, Tevin, Cult of Hate, Hate Army Watch, etc.)-Survived the Adpocalypse-Survived the death of Machinima-Survived the death of EVO-Survived being (unfairly) kicked from Curse-Survived being (unfairly) banned from Twitch-Survived being dropped by all his sponsors-Survived the IRS-Survived getting swatted-Survived the #MeToo era completely unscathed-Survived a barrage of illegitimate DMCA strikes-Survived (unfairly) losing his Twitch partnership-Survived having his identity stolen (a federal crime)-Survived having his bank info leaked-Survived having a rogue Comcast employee hack his modem and commit fraud-Survived getting exposed for his lies regarding WWE Champions-Jerked off live on stream and only got more popular as a result-Got a smoking hot 9/10 wife-Released the corona virus upon humanity to prevent foreclosure on his rightfully deserved house-Took down Cloudflare after being unfairly banned from Twitch again-Embraces positivity-Will outlive every single e-celebIf you choose DSP, you won't choose wrong.
>>737513798But can he beat kirby?
>>737513468You prove your own point but not in the way you think.
>>737513923https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhI0k7eTWCIHe doesn't need to play every soulslike. Just Fromsoft ones.
eceleb cancer
>>737513798>Has over a 10 year legacy of high-quality videos>high-quality
>>737504067It's made for the "gamer demographic" that believes in the following>calls gameplay "content" and treats it as a checklist>more = better>measures their enjoyment of a game as dollars/hour, so more bigger = more betterer>falls for "you can do anything in this game" minigame shitSo this unfocused, meaningless gruel is like heaven to them.anyway, DSP is a national hero
>>737505017You can't hide what's inside
>>737514102DSP is gaming culture, okay
>>737504067you know it sucks if DSP doesn't like it
>>737509827he played 5 hearts under 1 roof? no fucking way. if he rage quit that on stream he gooned to it later no doubt. if would never show hours played because that would expose him
>>737514945no, stellar blade. dsp would never acknowledge that games existence. he gets really weird when women are on screen these days.
>>737504067I bought it and really fucking regret it.It's boring as fuck.
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
>>737514102phil is board culture, newfriend
>>737505729Yep and it was sad too because it was around then or just after that he started using the chat as a walkthrough and his lets plays were never the same after that.
>>737506826What the fuck, how does she need outside help for a job she gets paid to do? Do women really?
>>737515326I want to suck on those face tentacles
>>737504067Not really, no. It's much better than the little girl game people on here are obsessed with. I bet half of the people shitting on this game are the same people posting pictures of that girl in the other thread.
>>737515861i think kat has anxiety which i dont blame her for in the slightest as she lives with the most fidgety restless reactionary guy ever
>>737509219Unironically the trolls have kind of ruined his life. He's not even some evil mastermind, just a shitty e-beggar who makes boring videos.
>>737504067>20 hours Is it actually 20 hours of gameplay or is it 20 hours of burping, reading chat, and being confused?
>>737506007If it wasn’t for his trolls he would be working at Walmart or a Taco Bell by now. His streams give content to probably hundreds of repost channels that would die overnight if he stopped streaming.
>>737513798>>737514117He went to shit when the chat started telling him what to do.
>he needs AT LEAST 10k views by the time he's back so the Editor Arc continuesGet to it, bros.
>>737509219this little spiritual goblin jew nigger always has an excuse for everything anyway
>>737516838He's so fucked if Wings keels over. The migration of trolls over to the detractor community might actually end dsp
>>737516609When phil was going through his fishing game phase he mentioned he was too scared to actually fish cause he might get stalked. i found that profoundly pathetic even for him. thats his fucking life.
>>737516997Nah wings trolls are in a totally different sphereLTG retiring on the other hand, that would be a massive boost of DSP trolling
>>737505017Man wtf has happened to Fil in the past 1-2 yrs? Did he start taking ozempic of whats going on. He definitely got thinner, but doesnt look at vigorous.Personally I dont hate him, but rather wish to see him well
>redditors are already asking for pre-made route lines you follow on the minimap so you don't have to open the map anymoreIHATEREDDITNIGGERSSOMUCH
>What if Black Desert, but alone??Sounds like hell.
>>737504067it's pretty fucking boring tho.the shitty control mechanics really help keeping me awake.
>>737517407>>What if Black Desert, but alone??Sounds pretty swell!
>>737504067The amount of kiwitroons, detractors and a-loggers that seethe over this man is glorious. May he live to 100 and continue streaming until then inshallah.Joshua Connor Moon is a pedophile btw
>>737517952t. failed ween who failed to monetize phil
>>737504067Yes. DSP is right about Crimson Desert and the mentally ill dentractors who take the opposite side of literally anything DSP does, those people need to kill themselves.
>>737517952don't forget the people of melanin
>>737518026>pulls over 100k a year playing video games>has a wife and has sex>detractors inadvertently keep him in businesskeep crying a-logging kiwincel. hope another troon takes down your site again for months and makes josh the pedo piss his pants in fear
>>737517952The Casino won.
>>737518104clean ur desk lil bro
>>737509947>He showed off a picture of his freezer a while back to prove he couldn't fit a cake in there.Jfc this lore kek
>>737517952Don't forget Andy Warski. That crackhead was messaging a 15 year old.
>>7375160136/10, it wont win goty and it doesnt make you feel anything like Pragmata does. It's over, go dilate and cry yourself to sleep until the game awards
>>737518738Wow I can't believe Andy Warski is a pedophile. The cracked semite subhuman wants to have sex with children and hangs out with the Jew Gabe Hoffman? How could Andy Warski be a pedophile? Andy Warski can't be a pedophile.
>>737517952DSP and Low Tier God would unironically shit on most of /v/ in games
>>737517952Joshua Connor Moon voluntarily moderated a pedophile forum.Let that sink in.
>>737517952BasedDetractors in meltdown
>>737516609>Unironically the trolls have kind of ruined his life.no the constant lies, selfishness, and shitting on his audience ruined his life. he got a massive leg up from the kino casino and his dumbass squandered it by banning the kick chat. got a bump from asmongold and his viewers left dsp inside a month. the constant retcons and pure lies he tells on the regular as if what he says inst catalogued is crazy
>babby's first intro to DSPigler was an obese bulldyke and a factually retarded crackhead who seal clapsSweet summer child..
>>737504067If the King said it then that's just the way it is.
>>737504067Yeah, it's pretty boring. I should've just kept it refunded instead of giving it another try
>>737517952DSP is /v/ at the end of the day and that's what makes kiwi tards and Enclyclo dramataroons seeth uncontrollably. Id take a thousand of the lolcows that kiwifarms hates like the Darksyde Phil's, Channel Awesome's, Irate Gamers, and Low Tier God's over another type 2, mauler, synth, video essay troon, and spree snooter
>>737519674Asmongold is genuinely DSP's biggest dent to be honest, he stopped by on stream again on Phil's birthday to say hello, but Asmon immediately got banned for unrelated reasons and they never got to chat
>>737515316I played through the tutorial and wasn't feeling it, got a refund
>>737519690...and that's a good thing!
Do you guys think Kat has ditched him?
>>737504067not so boring but it is slop, namely content-slop
>>737514102DSP is one of the few good e-celebs because he is not a woke faggot like most of them.
>>737520394ill never forget his detractors throwing a fit because he said that leftists were whiny sissies then the very next day he banned someone for calling him trump jrhe then went on a massive tirade about his detractors falseflagging on sock accounts making fun of him for his political takes and this was also met with overwhelming negativity by his clipfarmersthe hypocrisy of his trolls is astounding
>>737505017I'M HAPPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4Q86MIaeu0SQUEEZE BANANA!
>>737512024eh i wouldnt go that fari agree that he is obtuse but thats just because hes a weirdo shut in who doesnt interact with anyone other than his wife and parentsyou have to remember hes spent over half of his life talking to a camera so when he talks its like hes come from a different planet where they artificially learn english just as a way of fitting inwith enough time watching phil you come to understand his language and manner of speaking better
>>737519674>nyoooo I'm totally justified in my continued harassment campaign, I'm a good guy I don't think I would mind abusive assholes like you, if you could just stop with the moralfagging. At least have the decency of admitting that you're evil.
>>737520873you dont know what evil is. phil is the architect of the scenario that hes in by lying and constantly absuing his audience. i dont touch the shit(unlike you clearly) i just observe and laugh at his retardation like most people. how about you get pissed at phile for lying about playing a mobile game for years, racking up thousands in debt, then coming clean only because he was about to be exposed
>>737504067DSP is with Arin Hanson under IGN-tier tastes, if he dislikes a game that means it's good and if he likes it that means it's gonna go Concord.Yes I got baited.
in phils world bananas come in denim...!
>>737520873You, a materialist athiest arguing about "lolcows" on a videogame imageboard, do not have a consistent or substantive idea of what evil even is.
>deletes the actual on topic crimson thread>lets dsp trash stay upfuck jannies
>>737521853more like cum in denim lol
>>737512963Ask your leader.
>>737522131Crimson desert is trash. Jannies are trannies. DSP is a faggot. LTG is a nigger. 4chan is reddit
>>737522121DSP is evil. Not purest form like a CEO but definitely in top 20%
>>737504067>White beardHow fucking old is this dude?!
>>737520213theyre in a roommate situation
Korea, Send me your mailing address, I want to send you a Spoon...SO YOU CAN EAT SHIT OF MY FUCKING ASS
>>737513798>Aye, laddie. You're a survivor.
>>73752236444 or something. He's aged 20+ years because of his alcoholism and lifestyle choices. Maybe he has aids too.
>>737522312
>>737514475Why did this man become what he is
>>737516416Well I do blame her. She has shit taste in men and she probably calls him over to drive a forklift so she can exit the building through the garage.
>>737522598weed
>>737520873People with this unironic take should go on a journey PPP went. I am 100% sure PPP was hoping he would "redeem" phil and wanted to shit on detractors. And the reason his plan failed wasn't detractors but Phil. Go try to help Phil see if you become a fan or a detractor.
>>737504067isnt this the dude who was begging for donations the other day? lmao
I don't care about my tractors, they are all losers and I am successful.Now let me rant about them for 30 minutes straight like I did just a week ago. Snort.
>>737520213No, they're still together as of two months ago, the reason why we know this is hilarious:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hUpeFAGOzMIn case it wasn't obvious from the animation context, a shitfaced drunk DSP accidentally woke Kat up in the middle of the night when he was calling his Discord boyfriend (WingsOfRedemption).
>>737522738>the other day
God damn this game just keeps getting more and more patches. When is it actually going to be safe to play?
>>737522848You forgot to ask for support king.
>>737521538Why don't I not get pissed because it doesn't effect me or anyone that actually matters? What about that?
>>737520873You’re right
It only took them 3 months.
>>737520078>Asmon immediately got bannedProbably because he's an evil piece of shit with extremely harmful views and a platform that popularizes his malicious political takes.
>>737523003brown detected
>>737520067There's a second snooter in the building!?
>>7375230036.5/10 bait
>>737520873This but unironically. It's like when vidya pirates grandstand rather than just admit they like free shit.
>>737523003True, he should have never streamed with the guy who said airlines should have predicted 9/11 so that he wouldn't be slightly inconvenienced by the TSA.
>>737523129It was free shit in the past. Nowadays it us morally good to pirate. Blame the publishers and absolute state of industry.
>>737523003You're glowing
I hate most vidya streamers but Phil is one of the good ones, he's honest and doesn't make it all about money or drama.
>>737523192I don't care if it's morally correct now or not, I pirated back when it wasn't and I still pirate whether the public agrees with my actions or not. You either live the life or you don't.
>>737504067I wonder whether DSP actually has a very interesting niche as a game reviewer. He judges games purely based on whether his retard audience holds his hand through them and then gives him money when he plays them. Back when he used to let them choose what games he played, they would always pick some nostalgiafag PS1 children's game like Crash Bandicoot or Spyro, or they would pick a tranime game like Danganronpa or Persona. Therefore, my theory is that if you like those categories of games, you might actually be able to discern whether you'd like a new game based off his review.
Jesus christ, the LOD in this game is attrocious. I have all the setting set to Cinematic yet the trees look like that Pokemon meme.
>>737523003Hasan isn't going to fuck you sister
>>737523041That’s pure undiluted affluent white female liberal though, or as I so cleverly call them, AWFL.
>>737520078>he stopped by on stream again on Phil's birthday to say hello, but Asmon immediately got banneddamn, Felipe really is the living sonichu medallion
>>737505486Get gook cock out of yours
I kinda stopped following the DSP lolcow shit when I saw people making threads trying to calculate how much money he spends on mobile games. A lot of the "detractors" are just losers with nothing going on.
>>737523662>A lot*AllI don't mind. Snort and Soma and them are decent second screen content. The only really embarrassing part was the forced escort saga.
>>737523003>extremely harmful viewsThere's an old cypherpunk mantra that goes to the effect of "No thought is a crime". The idea being that judging someone based on subjectivity is foolish. By comparison, an object, or an objective action, are quantifiable and are therefore worthy of judgement.Now, in modern society, this is backwards. Perspectives, harmless by themselves, are seen as the core damaging forces, instead of the actions that stem from them, which creates an environment of political intolerance. The goal has shifted from a transaction of mutual understanding to something that must be won, or upheld, or protected.Moralists and consensus psychologists have worked their way into every corner of society. Look at the state of the world, and how much distrust and hate there is. It's all manufactured, none of it really matters. Sad.
>>737523662>I stopped laughing at something because I don't like some of the people that were laughing at itOkay, Dave Chappelle, good for you.
imagine putting your face in the thumbnail when you look like that
>>737523920his face is marketable because he is famousdoesnt matter how you look, as long as people know its you
>>737505115>sayThey actually did it though: everyone is conventionally attractive except the monster races, they made the most comically racist jew goblins in decades, there’s zero homosexuals or sexual deviants, there’s no tranny-enabling character creator, and the story is straight white male fantasy.
>>737523840This is why I don't argue with anyone and laugh at all the losers who debate game mechanics and politics online seriouslyAll it takes is one person to derail a thread and it becomes a shouting match of people with hurt egosReal life debate is not much better unless you are in a courtroom where they at least sometimes have the decency to be relaxed and not talk over each other
>>737523368are you playing at 1080p with like DLSS performance? that seems insanely bad
>>737523852There's a world of difference between laughing at some guy and dedicating your life to catalouging every detail about him. Of course you know that, you're just a disingenuous faggot.
>>737523840>Perspectives, harmless by themselves, are seen as the core damaging forcesI wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that those perspectives are roots that bloomed into violence in the past and that's why people know better than to let them thrive, hmmmm...... It's a mystery!
>>737523057Youll see
>>737523920Not everyone is ashamed of their face like you kiddo
>>737504067is he 50 yold?
>>7375241131440p Upscale mode off.DLAA looked kinda blurry so I disabled it.
>>737524167The obvious point is that you can do the former without paying attention to the latter, you might not be as smart as you think.
what armor is this
>>737524170But I thought video games DIDN'T cause violence?So, uh, which is it?
>>737524170True, sis. Can't wait for the time when we can scan people's minds and arrest them for their thoughtcrimes.
>>737524343I'm smarter than you
>>737524170Anon, if you could shape the planet into your ideal world just with your "thoughts", everyone would be doing it. Humans learn quickly that thinking something is self-contained and internal. You have to convert those thoughts into action. Arguing otherwise is obviously delusional.
>>737504067Yes
>>737524439dunno but this seems like a good site to find outhttps://crimsondb.gg/armor
>>737518997Well shit looks like I was right. "Feel anything" lmao. Your pedo game ain't winning any awards either.
>>737524469>>737524509>>737524545"Oh no, my ideology was outed as toxic and harmful to society! Because I have a persecution complex, I'll immediately spin this into some philosophical nonsense and worryingly wax about going to jail for my... um, thoughts? Even though that has nothing to do with anything?"
>play for a few hours>story is complete schizophrenic nonsenseits not gonna get better is it
>>737524735Have you tried not scrolling on your phone during cutscenes?
>>737524469Except I'm talking about his political views? He wasn't even relevant to games until he decided to singlehandedly try and kill AAA games for no reason.
>>737524728Asmongold becoming part of dsps extended viewership circle was the worst thing to ever happen because now we have to deal with ur dumb roach politics in the comfy de/v/ractor threadsPlease gtfo and thanks
>>737524953>He wasn't even relevant to games until he decided to singlehandedly try and kill AAA games for no reason.I struggle to understand how anyone ITT could authentically adopt a pejorative view on this. You do understand which board you're on, right?Also, putting that aside, what good has the AAA industry done in the past six years? Be for real.
>>737504067VIDEO GAMES, FAGGOT, VIDEO GAMES!
>>737524735I miss when schizo wasn't a buzzword and was only referred as an actual mental illness.
>>737524113The game looks much better at night for some reason.
>>737525285DSP is allowed though
>>737525750Same reason movie CG looks better in dark scenes, dummy.
>>737525819If you remember the 2013 DSP threads you are a real one
>>737525926I'm a 2016 Old One and even I wasn't there for those
>>737504067One of the shittiest games I've played in years and I immensely regret falling for the shill lies here. Wish I could refund it. The marketers that spammed it for months should all be lynched.
>>737522910if you really believed that you wouldnt be in this thread booty blasted because people are talking down on a known hypocritical piece of shit. you would just ignore this thread and move along
>>737527192Holy mother of projection. Phil's life is a circus and I like laughing at it with the /v/ros. You're the one making it into your personal moralfag political campaign, you're so up your ass about it you can't even imagine just enjoying the show.
>>737527273what do you mean? you quoted me calling me evil for laughing at a clown.
>>737527101kek what a retard
>>737527469Sorry, that was another guy. I was just doing a shitpost-n-run with my comment. I didn't think it would turn into a conversation but I saw a (You) and which post of mine was being replied to and made a response based on that.
>>737504067If this guy is too retarded to do a zelda puzzle. This game is a nightmare to him.
The only Lolcows that I don’t give a single fuck about are the Sektur. They are boring as shit, not funny, no funny catchphrases, they look like shit, they sound like shit, and you have to watch hundreds of hours of streams to even get half a clue as to what’s going on. I don’t see how anyone can realistically a-log them and give them attention which is what they want.
>>737523840>Perspectives, harmless by themselves, are seen as the core damaging forcesthis is just completely sidestepping the entire modern news cycle and the ability to massively influence populations just by lying on the internet with easily verifiable claimson a fundamental level, yeah, sure, you would just debate every incorrect perspective out of whatever talking theater you are holding as if its some kind of greek philosophy gymnasiumunfortunately we live in a time and age where not only do you not have any control over the news you see, but you are constantly and actively subjected to both echo chambers that further push you into whatever your niche beliefs are, but ALSO subjected to boogymen that are constructed so thin as to be paper tigers you can easily "take down" (in your own mind even) and feel a sense of security and value for having done one of the most masturbatory forms of rhetoric conceptually possibleasmongold sits comfortably in the latter half of that, being the paper tiger for people to "debate to prove him wrong"an algorithm will incessantly push him and his retarded shallow talking points to anyone with any kind of opinion at all, because it drives engagement and thus profits.nobody likes having to critically think about fucking anythingnot other people's argumentsnot even their ownenabling this system by simply appealing to what the largest and broadest contrarian point at any given time could be is inherently disruptive to a larger debate system, because it means things that might ACTUALLY cause someone to gain any amount of lucidity for even a fraction of a second get completely drowned out by some faggot with bleached/shoulder length/dyed hair shouting "I'M A RETARD AND I THINK YOU'RE WRONG. DEBATE ME OR YOU LOSE"he exists to be pushed around in a way he can never feel or will ever react to because its profitable, and is a distraction from legitimate discussion for any topic he touches. he's like a lighthouse for retards
BUMP!Come on guys! He's based and red pilled. Let's give him some money!
>>737525750I don't really agree with you there but I do enjoy the shadows and lighting at night.
>>737530167>appeal to authorityYou have not convinced me
>>737505115>Retardsthe only retards are subhumans like you, off yourself already
>>737530295Hic, I need that money I really do guysh! Hic! No I am not an alcoholic. That's a detractor meme ack ack ack.
>>737530840its not an appeal to authority you fucking moronits an explanation of how retards on the internet are empowered by algorithmic engagement, and why it poisons modern discourse if you cant understand why discourse being compartmentalized into tiny echo chambers is bad then there is no saving you since you dont even understand what "discourse" is or why its important
Didn't this guy quit because he couldn't get more than 8 dollars in donations? People are saying he was getting killed by random mooks too kek. They nerfed all the mooks in the starting zone.Also>eceleb threadGo back >>>/lgbtq
>>737530167Always baffled when this excuse is popped out. I can't control the stupidity of anyone else, I'm only responsible for me. Not my problem if someone else is an idiot.
>>737504067>"Wheres the yellow paint" phil hates itKek. Must be kino
>>737531504He actually hates yellow paint, believe it or not.
>>737531403>Not my problem if someone else is an idiot.it is evidently effecting the media you enjoy and consume, otherwise you wouldn't be fucking whining about itit is literally your problem, and just saying "well its not in my backyard" is plugging your ears and closing your eyes in the face of a car plowing through every fence in your neighborhood
>>737531538ironic since he got stuck at the first puzzle.
>>737531403Its a collectivist mentality, usually the sign of a collapsing society in a panic. You can and should only ever be looking after and interested in yourself and your own family
>>737531538I'm actually shocked
>>737504609>It gets good 30 hours in!>NO WHY DID YOU PLAY FOR 30 HOURS SO YOU CAN CRITICALLY REVIEW MY SHILLED SLOP?
>>737531597Chill out unc, I'm not "whining" about anything, all I said was that I was baffled.
>>737505128Youtube has highlight reels of him being terrible at the game. I'm only being shown them because I clicked on this thread. I bet they have more views than the actual stream
>>737531651Well, to be fair I don't think it's that deep here.
>>737531403case and point >>737531651retards like this are only manufactured by propaganda and media making them terminally antisocialthe literal boomer mentality and identity of "i got mine and fuck off" despite every factual piece of evidence we've ever found indicates the more you contribute to society the better society is for you specificallydo you want less crime in your city? invest in public infrastructure and resourcesyou want less homelessness? invest in programs to help themyou want less traffic? contribute to public transportation projectsyou want cheaper gas and groceries? vote for representatives that value and work towards those goalsyou will die alone, poor and miserable if you dont take an interest in your environment. the literal only reason people still think they can "make it alone" is because they've been fed a detailed and customized feed of media to make them think they'll be the ones getting ahead while everyone falls behind.
>>737524170Yeah, like socialism and communism.
>>737531597>>737531941Holy shitMeds now plsThis is a DSP thread
>>737531941>you want cheaper gas and groceries? vote for representatives that value and work towards those goalsRead the site rules, you're breaking one of them.
>>737531941>the more you contribute to society the better society is for you specifically
>>737531941I'm too drunk to understand this properly but I don't agree with your last point because I am a hermit and my life is great, in fact I feel significantly better off for not caring about the folly of society, I can just work hard at my business and come home and be content. Maybe if you have more a worrywart personality it is important but I am perpetually relaxed due to a fight or flight trauma response so I do not think you are correct on the whole.I love scotch.
>>737504067why would you put yourself in a thumbnail if you look like that? even at that, i'm sure he could've found a frame where his mouth doesn't look that stroked out
>>737531941exquisite bait, ill give you that
>>737504067I will now buy the game. I was waiting for his review to come out. If he likes it, i avoid it
>>737504067This is what people who use the term 'slop' sound and look like. DSP.
>>737531941Your optimism is admirable, but it also betrays your inexperience with the world and how it actually works. I don't know how old you are but just FYI it is obvious that you are a young man full of spunk.
>tfw no U_Mgf
>>737532320he loves souls games, so obviously he knows what good games are
>>737517952>joshThe worst thing Jim never did was feeding that fat faggot to his pigs on his farm (josh is fatter than phil now lmao).
>>737530939His laugh unironically does not actually sound like that, I'm surprised that became such a widespread meme.
>>737531538Not surprising. Yellow paint is the ultimate and final YOU ARE STUPID sign. Stupid people don't want to feel stupid, they want to be led to the answer rather than blatantly shown it so they can feel like they came to the conclusion themselves, yellow paint takes away any sense of subtlety even if that subtlety only barely hid the lack of player agency.
>>737505017https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A1ZK9hMDQkkino
>>737517952ive donated 12k to dsp this year just to keep him going
>>737533615Hope this is a LARP for your sake. That money isn’t going anywhere good.
>>737534125>you should only spend excess wealth on "good" thingsHow I envy the simple minds of the poor.
>>737534186>Making assumptions about people’s wealths because they consider giving money to known gambling addicts a poor choice Yep dented.
Did she really leave him? He's one lucky fag if so!
>>737534715This is like character select where both characters are the same person but as different genders
ANOTHER BUMP!>>737533615You did well. If you choose DSP, you won't choose wrong.
>>737513798he never fucked PandaLee
>>737504067Hide all Crimson Desert threads. You've talked about this enough, fag. Shut up already, god dammit.
so this thread, a literal SHIT thread stays upbut discussing the actual game is considered a no nomeanwhile theres a dd2 thread up DAILYmake it make sense
>>737535578>make it make sensemods are based
>>737535676that is not an argument at all
>>737504067Who watches DSP's video?
>>737504067Omg!! Its the guy!!
>eceleb thread is gonna hit the bump limit
>>737505115>all these markers are just random yasssukecoin tokens to unlock afro samurai skin for Naoe
>>737534715She was heard recently telling him to shut up when he was talking to Wings early in the morning. Unironically she has it pretty easy since he doesn't like sex and makes around 6 figures. She can just do the bare minimum and DSP can act like he's better than the detractors because he has a wife. She just probably doesn't want to appear on stream to get made fun of.
>>737504067>nobody actually posted why he crashed out in the first placeHe died to a literal random mob, not even a boss. Yet detractors will claim the combat is braindead and how normal enemies are harmless. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgkOljYmnOo&t=6929
>>737536108Also true btw
>>737536063Oh wow I'd forgotten about the Mommy Khet Gets Mad phonecall, stuff that would be major embarrassments for others is just another Tuesday for The Guy.
>>737530657Looks last gen compared to Star Wars Outlaws
>>737504067>proper crimson desert thread died>this is still upproof that /v/ is nothing but engagement farming now
>>737536108>>737536160
>>737536521That and DD2 threads daily, someones really upset CD is the better game
>>737535735His detrannyctors.
>>737535795>a true /v/ classic actually gets replies in 2026the horror
honestly why is this thread still up?are tranny jannies still so asshurt?i've seen threads younger than this talking shit about marathon get pruned today
>>737504703>zoomers unironically defending DSPThis retard is one of the original lolcows.
>>737535676gaysed
>>737513798>Originator of the Let's Play phenomenonDo zoomers actually believe this.
we had a Spoony thread hit limit last week so many DSPchad can do the same since mods are such faggots
>>737537043>>737536521>>737535795"I need to refill my PrEP" coded ahh posts
how the fuck has phil had sex while 85% of /v/ and kiwi users are still virgins lmao
>>737508024>neo geo conversion of SF2 not an offshootKek, you're clearly retarded
>>737536063>She just probably doesn't want to appear on stream to get made fun of.If I was 400 pounds I'd probably feel a little insecure about it too
>>737537130>Phil had sex with an actual hot chick and a horse>CWC had sexGuess they just have better genes than most anons. Probably because they're white and most of you aren't.
>>737504067>67i would have an opinion if i could pirate it firstbut for now it's a bit cancerous with hypervisor being the biggest obstacle
Remember when the mods used to delete threads like this?
>>737537130has phil had sex?
>>737523226/s post
>>737537889>I've entered a thread full of things I dislike and now I am mad. How could this happen to me?
https://youtu.be/SnL3oKfoA1g?si=90gdH31vsTItAyKU Reminder that DSP died ragequit after dying to a combo fodder enemies.
