the perfect controller doesn't exis-
>>737506180glossy plastic gets dirty too easilythis controller would be better if it was made with a matte plastic texture like the xbox 360 controller
No gyro
>>737506180>that stick placement
>>737506235the xbox 360 controller also becomes glossy after you use it for like a decade, at least my black one did
>>737506314it's unironically more comfortable than both sticks on bottom
>>737506727>symmetrical slop in 2026trust the saars
>>737506180don't like the right stick being above the buttons, means you have to move the stick with your index finger during claw grip, which is just awful.
>>737506180>Symmetrical sticksGross. Are your hands symmetrical? No. So stop shilling crap
>>737506180t
>>737506871are... are your hands not symmetrical anon?
>>737506180That's not a PS5 controller
>>737506871>Are your hands symmetrical? No.
>>737506913>>737506958
>>737506180I love this shit so much. How the fuck Nintendo managed to fuck its own DPad when they achieved perfection with this.I need to buy a new one btw, the one I have is ancient and some shoulder buttons are not working properly :(
>>737506180Oh shit OP here I posted the wrong pic and didn't notice until now. Here you go
>>737507420That boomerang meme controller starts to look pretty good when you compare it to shit like this
>>737507420DPad is awful.Is there any controller with a better DPad than WiiU? Genuine question.It's the only controller I can play fighting games without miss inputs.
>>737506859That's an advantage. Flicking the stick with the index finger is much more comfortable than pushing buttons. Claw grip is mostly used in situations where you need just need basic camera control, not precision aim.
>>737506180>digital triggersinto the trash it goes
for me it's>SNES controller>Sega Saturn model 2 controller>Switch 1 pro controller>PS5 controlleri will not explain further
>>737507420FUCKING LET ME BUY IT ALREADY GABEN YOU FAT OVERWEIGHT ROUND BULGING MASSIVE TOWERING SUBSTANCIAL LUMPISH INFLATED LARGE IMPOSING MOUNTAINOUS COLOSSAL PLUMP GINORMOUS HUGE MONOLITHIC WALLOPING CYCLOPEAN MEATY CORPULENT MONUMENTAL HULKING BOUNDLESS LEVIATHAN BLUBBERY HUMONGOUS VAST GIGANTESQUE OBESE IMMEASURABLE MONSTROUS VOLUMINOUS IMMENSE PUDGY ELEPHANTINE SIZABLE BROBDINGNAGIAN FLABBY HEAVY OVERSIZED CONSIDERABLE HEFTY BLOATED TUBBY BIG-BONED ROTUND GARGANTUAN WELL-FED LARDWHALE NIGGER
>>737507546>DPad is awful.my cope is that it'll be improved from the steam deck's d-pad design, despite looking identical
>>737506180Not sure which I like better between this and the Switch pro controller. I haven't used my Wii U pro in awhile, I wonder if I even still have it around. I haven't tried the Switch 2 pro but it looks like just an updated version of the Switch 1 pro so I imagine it's pretty good too.But yeah, Nintendo has been making fantastic controllers the last couple generations, it's actually kind of funny that they have such good traditional controllers when their consoles are defined more by their gimmick controllers.
>>737507420can't unsee the face
>>737506180Oh yeah, now we're gaming.
>>737508272WARIOWARE...SHOVE IT UP YO ASS GAME
>>737506180Seems pretty good for shooters but that's it.
>>737506180>tfw no Switch 2 Pro Controller with symmetric top sticks and analog triggers
>>737508440It'd be passable if it had analog triggers but it'd still be overpriced for what it is (a basic controller with alps sticks)
>>737508510it also has by FAR the best gyro outside of expensive custom controllers, and the face buttons have perfect material and action feel, and the HD rumble is so good that it's practically a third game data output alongside video and audiocontrollers in general are overpriced but that's a separate conversation
>>737508721it's more important to get the basics right before adding marginal gimmicks desu
>>737506180>shitty sticks with poor grips>handles too short No thank you. Even if it was good there are only like 2 games on the Wiiu. Xbox360 controller is still the king.
>>737508897gyro is the exact opposite of a marginal gimmick
>>737509042sure sure
>>737506871>>737506913uhhhh
>>737507898>my sides
>>737509140it's effectively 1:1 with mouse input for shootersit's the reason why Splatoon has zero aim assist
>>737506727Bottoms sticks are the ergonomically superior placement for anyone with properly formed human hands.Do you have to hold a cup with both hands like some monkey?
>>737510259I, too, like to add completely unrelated questions at the end of my posts.Do you have to pinch when you wipe?
>>737509713Splatoon also has bullets the size of planets
>>737510449not him but when I wipe I run my finger slightly into my asshole and clench down on it so it rips a small part of toilet paper into my ass so I don't skid my underwear. probably sounds weird but it works really good
>>737510631fascinating
>>737506180I dont remember having issues with the stick placements and recall loving this controller. But its been decades so who knows.
>>737510631have you tried just wiping until there's no more poop?
>>737510604it also has extremely fast gameplay with sniper rifles and split second 180 turns which are impossible on sticks without COD-tier autoaim which may as well be a built in hack
>>737506180while I like it in concept, the angel of the grips makes the controller feel cramped.
>>737507420would be perfect if it were asymmetrical
>>737508175it was done on purpose. valve is so fucking reddit
>>737507420Looks horrendously uncomfortable
>>737506180you're a mentally ill man twisted by drugs
