Uh oh
>>737507309Whatever. Miyamoto flip-flops on Mario canon everytime he wakes up in the morning
Miyamoto going the way of Kojima.
So then what the fuck does that make Rosalina's storybook?
>>737507868just a story then, chud.
>>737507868uhhh the green one is holding her ass
>>737507309>playing Nintendo games for the story
>>737507868Retconned.Wouldn't be the first time Nintendo introduced some big change after putting out a marketing tool that leans heavily on the past.
>Peach is now canonically a stardust goddess>Still has to be rescued by a fat plumber from Brooklyn
>>737507309They just want to keep Rosalina around.
>>737508552>It's Nintendo trying to steal the Elsa market share and Disney can't do shit because Rosalina came firstKinda funny desune
When is Miyamoto going to finally die? He's 73.
>>737508468That isn't going to happen anymore.The next 3D Mario will have a new villain kidnapping Mario's daughter.
>>737507309didn't watch, won't play the gamesget fucked nintendies
The Mario Bros. weren't even associated with Brooklyn originally until the cartoon and the 90s movie was also the first time Luigi and Daisy were romantically involved.
>>737507309>Mario has been fucking an alien godess this whole timeThat sounds based to me
>>737507309What is with nitendo selling out so much lately?
LMAO and just days ago Tendies were coping how the movies are not canonBe happy, Peach is a special snowflake girlboss now and not a cute friendly girly bimbo.>>737510025>Mario never actually saved Princess peach and canonically is a Player 2 to her girlboss adventuresTendies will accept anything
>>737507309It's weird to share this board with Nintendo Adults who think the minimal story in a game for toddlers is something that matters.
>>737510364I mean, what the fuck did they think was going to happen? They praised this normie garbage to high heavens and are now upset its canon.
>>737507868Didn't Miyamoto hate that storybook?
>>737510265Iwata died and the company went back to appealing to children instead of trying to trick geriatrics into buying DSi XLs.
snoy goy thread
>>737510405It's snoys the ones that lost their minds at this changes actually, see>>737510364
I hate to say it but Miyamoto needs to be put out to pasture. He's a liability at this point.
What's the issue anyways? I've been playing mario games since snes and couldn't be bothered to learn about the lore. Jump on goomba, goomba dies. Throw shell at koopa, koopa dies. Yoshi is hungry. All I need to know. Let the old geriatric nip tell himself whatever he wants.
>>737509609He's a rich jap, he'll be 102 when he dies.
>>737510751Nobody cares about the lore. It's the fact they are making Peach a girlboss which goes directly against all previously established characters of her AND doing so only because of some shitty animation films
>>737511434The fool is you for seemingly thinking that any franchise in the modern era would not have a self-motivated female character who actually does things
>>737507309>nu-tendoWho the fuck cares? Nintendi hasnt made a good game since ultimate.
>>737507868>>737507309Hackamoto always had a seething jealousy of Koizumi and this further proves it. It's why he promoted him, so he would never touch another Mario or Zelda story again.
>>737507309>Nintendo finally fucking cares about lore>it's the lowest grade Hollywood phoned-in children's animation plot that doesn't even understand basic story beatsWhy couldn't he have latched onto the Bob Hoskins movie instead?
>>737509142Being first means nothing. Felix the Cat is the original western animation animal mascot and Mickey Mouse destroyed him. In gaming the first gaming mascot is Pac Man and Mario completely took over.Rosalina may have shown up first and even then she and Elsa aren't similar in concept at all. And in the end Elsa sells more merchandise than Rosalina. Disney even in their weakened state is more powerful than Nintendo. And the only reason Nintendo is challenging Disney is because Shitty Jews infiltrated Disney poisoning Disney from within. I can't wait until its Nintendo's turn to get infiltrated by shitty Jews and ruined from within. You dumb assholes don't hate Jews enough.
>>737509609Sadly Asians are long lived bastards unless they are heavy smokers and drinkers like Itagaki. Miyamoto used to be a smoker during the NES and SNES era but its clear he stopped smoking decades ago (though he still has the ugly discolored smoker's teeth). This isn't enough to send him to an early grave. I really hope something kills this shitty hack quickly. So tired of him existing around. But hey if evil shit like George Soros is still alive then Miyamoto may linger on like a ghoul.
>>737512020>People buy garbage and continue to support said garbage>jews did this
>>737510025Mario has been officially rejected by that bitch. If anything the Mario franchise needs a new direction. Peach rejected Mario and as it turns out she's so powerful she was never in need of Mario. So I say the next Mario game drops Peach as if she doesn't exist and give Mario a new love interest and go on new adventures with nothing to do with the Mushroom Kingdom. If the next game involves Peach I'm not buying because that bitch is unlikable now and I mean the GAME one not the movie one that's always been garbage. To quote Michigan Frog from Looney Tunes in regards to Mario and Peach's relationship "If you abuse me honey you lose me!"
>>737512378Jews make the garbage but additionally humans are mostly stupid who will buy trash. And it takes two to tango.
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>>737507309nintendo and not exploiting one successful idea until it kills their entire franchise challenge: impossible
>>737512472Fair explanation.
At least Princess Toadstool is safe from this non-sense
>>737507868>So then what the fuck does that make Rosalina's storybook?A fucking nothingburger it was snuck in behind Miyamoto’s back. I’d be pissed too if I were Miyamoto.
>>737509142>Disney can't do shit because Rosalina came firstENTER!
>lore in Mario games matters nowdo /v/rowns really?, what's next, tomodachi life or Animal Crossing?
Miyamoto knows how to sell toys and make levels, he should have stayed in his law instead of getting uppity about why people hate his slop “films” when they are just 90 minute ads
>>737507973well someone had to
So Rosalina isn't a hag confirmed?
>>737513074I would rather my princesses be feminine instead of man hating bitches.
>>737507309KIt's not like it will ever be mentioned in the games. Do they even mention that Peach and Daisy are Related in that new Mario Tennis story mode?
will Daisy be their cousin or something
>>737507309
>>737507309>trusting headlinesActual source or bullshit
>>737507309Mario is a movie franchise LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Miyamoto>claimed father of Mario>he didn't design mario>didn't even create Jump Man>he just did the Jump Man art for the side of the arcade cabinet
>>737511434And once again, who cares? When I boot up super mario world I don't think "hmm peach doesn't need rescuing because she's a bad bitch. I actually suck at doing this platforming thing cause movie." nah, get yoshi, eat blue shell and fly, nothing else. I hate niggers, I hate trannies, I hate kikes and hate all modern day liberal brain rot but you're getting ruffled over the dumbest shit ever. Is playing Doom ruined for you because of that dogshit movie that came out? If so, you might be retarded.
>>737516446At the end of the day yeah who cares about bing bing wahoo lore but you also can't undo and forget what you know, if some day Nintendo makes a Metroid movie and Samus turns to be trans and Ridley a quippy comic relief villain, you may not consider it canon and not care but when you play Super Metroid it's gonna be in the back of your head, and online discussion will be about Samus being trans.
>Guy who hated all additions to Mario like Rosalina, all the unique characters in Paper Mario and such now wants Hollywood jew produced normgroid slop to be canon.I fucking hate this faggot.
>>737507868We hate it too since Miyamoto doesn't care for it. Only if he likes it, then we'll like it. As of now, anyone who currently likes it is a snoy.
Big win for futa porn enjoyers
>>737508468>implying being a stardust goddess means SHITCHADio is the strongest character in fiction
>>737509609>When is Miyamoto going to finally die?Why do I get the feeling people are gonna wish the same thing on Sakurai if Sakurai were to ever do something as bad as Miyamoto?
>>737511650>Nintendo hasnt made a good game since ultimate.Uhhh that was Sakurai and Bamco
>>737507309Koizumi mindbroke this old senile man.
>>737516310Takashi Tezuka is the real mastermind behind Super Mario Bros and The Legend of Zelda.
>>737507309Meh, movie Peach isn't even remotely the same character as game Peach.
>>737516446
>>737516446You caring literally doesn't matter when the creator says they ARE caring retard. Why do you think people hate Doom Eternal?
>>737507309I don't really mind. As long as they don't give Peach her movie design to go with the story retcon (and I don't really count the Showtime boxart change).
>>737512020>Felix the Cat is the original western animation animal mascot and Mickey Mouse destroyed him>Walt Disney saw the future and heavily invested in making Steamboat Willie (1928) a fully synchronized audio-visual experience. The public was absolutely mesmerized.>Meanwhile, Pat Sullivan (who owned the rights to Felix) was stubborn. He believed sound was a passing fad and refused to adapt, keeping Felix silent.wtf lol, how can you think sound is a fad
I hope the next Mario Movie flops. I just want a new 3d platformer already.
>>737512876I'd be pissed if I were miyamoto because I'd only be the second biggest nepotistic man in Japan right behind this guy
>>737523343>stubborn retard refuses to adapt to change and see the writing on the wall You need look no further than /v/ to see how this is a persistent, enduring trait in humanity. I'm sure somebody looked at the wheel and said it was going to summon demons or said the steam engine was Satan's work.
So Incest porn will be officially canonized?
>>737507309I wonder if Miyamoto is into lesbian incest
>>737519867The worst thing he's ever done was adding tripping to Smash, nobody that isn't a mentally ill stinky is hyping up his death
>>737513687Non sequitur
Who the hell cares, it's fucking Mario, I don't play Mario to look at the deep lore, there's Kirby for that instead.
>>737518959The no-true-tendie fallacy needs to stop.
>>737519229Mogged by Kars.
>>737507309Was Miyamoto always so tasteless? Why is he handing over the Mario canon to LA screenwriters?
>>737508092>Donkey Kong now eats rocks instead of bananasI don't understand this change
How is this slow ass thread still up with less than 100 replies? Makes no sense.
>sistersmmmm mmmm mmmm all that incest porn...canon.
>>737513570>>737526284god i love rosalina's rosalinas
>>737512020>Felix the Cat is the original western animation animal mascot and Mickey Mouse destroyed him. In gaming the first gaming mascot is Pac Man and Mario completely took over.Another example is Famicom Wars and Fire Emblem, the former was the first in turn based strategy but the latter completely took over.
>>737512020Can you try saying all that again without spamming racial slurs every sentence? Thank you
>>737516446I think that other anon means that since Peach is so tough and competent it makes all the games where we rescue her age like milk. And 80% of Mario games are games where you save Peach.
>>737526358The ego on this nigga.
>Rosalina/Peach is now incestThanks Miyamoto.
>>737523965
>>737512395Say what now?
grok generate an image of a four way lesbian toe sucking session between rosalina, peach, daisy and pauline
>>737507868OG timeline before the reboot that happens at the end of the game.
If only you knew how bad things really were
>>737527452On the other hand, the modern film industry.
>>737508468Leave Bowser to me.
>>737507309>film>canonlmaoSomeone give gramps some warm milk and send him to bed
>>737512979>left's clothesnigga that's a white mage
>>737527593Oh shit, anon might be cookin here.
>>737508468Wait the movie made them aliens?I'd heard the sister thing but they also changed Rosalina just being a girl that found and cared for the lumas?
>>737527649Bowser.... means nothing to me
Only Snoys are seething at this.
>>737519229Mario can kill the sun with a single stomp, even in his base form. Kars had to use a fucking deus ex machina mask and jewel, then have nazi man blast it with sunlight, and he STILL jobbed to a fucking New Yorker. A FUCKING BRITISH ONE NO LESS, WHICH IS A DOUBLE INSULT.
>>737518959>there are actually people that think like thisIt's grim.
>>737527723Actually yes.https://www.mariowiki.com/White_MageIt's because Square-Enix developed a few Mario Sports games.There's also a Black Mage.https://www.mariowiki.com/Black_Mage
>>737519229>>737526182>>737527967Oops, I quoted wrong. Also I forgot to note that he needed the mask, jewel, and nazi man's solar blast concentrated in the right fashion to overcome the sun.Also, Kars fucking quit thinking as soon as he got into space, meanwhile, Mario fucking bing bing wahoos the very second he gets to the first stage in Galaxy.
>>737528012oh shit
>>737527723>Nigga doesn't know about that time a Cactuar dunked on Mario
>>737520101My man Tezuka never gets the credit he deserves. One of the last great devs at Nintendo. Still makes good games for the most part, not senile, has never acted like a faggot or sold out like Miyamoto, Aonuma, etc.
>creator says retarded thing about their creation from 30+ years ago that nobody should take seriously because they've gone senileWow stop the presses. Same thing happened with Toriyama and Dragon Ball, James Cameron and Terminator, Ridley Scott and Alien, etc. People change a lot over the course of their lives and want to pretend like their latest thought is the way they always though and it's just not true.
>>737528486>sold out like Miyamoto, Aonuma, etc.Oh fuck off, snoy. If anything, it's people like them who are the reason Nintendo is more successful than ever.Go back to sucking Iwata's dead dick.
>>737528720Go to bed Miyamoto.
>>737528878You first, snoy.
>>737528720Hey, the wording that sentence could be that Aonuma acts like a faggot, which is 100% true.
>>737507309HahahahahahahaGet fucked Mario cucks.
>>737507868In the next movie probably gonna revealed Rosalina was Peach mother all along.Nintendo truly hate Mario.
Paper Mario trannies be seething
>>737507868The girl in the storybook was never outright confirmed to be Rosalina, only heavily implied
>>737526358lmao this stupid faggot is so desperate to be the next Walt Disney when he thinks like this>>737530172The updated epilogue and the new storybook in the Galaxy 1/2 remasters only reinforce that it's Rosalina herself.
>>737507309>future gamesPeach and Rosalina are still not sisters in the original Super Mario Galaxy game.
>>737530476You don't understand.Nintendo need the Frozen audience too.They are a small company, they need to whoring out the cast , without it they won't survive.
>>737519969Steve completely shat the balance of that game.They needed another patch that never came.
>>737519867He's halfway there because his cat died
>>737507807they're japs. conformist subhumans and natural cock suckers.
