>steam medieval saleWhat are we getting, knightbros?
>>737515903A divorce
>>737515903hopefully no bullshit like your picture where there are female knights lmao
>>737516629congrats! hope it goes alright
>>737515903I was thinking about getting half sword but the autists that already have the game seem pretty pissed at the moment. I'll probably just not buy anything.
>>737515903Hopefully a game that is historically accurate and has no female knights, HA!
>>737515903I bought Felvidek, heard nice things it looks fun
>>737515903Pillars of eternity 2 is on pretty heavy discount. I've played like 30 minutes of the first one but was pretty ungripped. I've heard its really good but idk if I should try to play it, got a pretty massive backlog already
>>737515903cute
>>737515903Hot
>>737516672>>737516848Why do redditors hate female warriors so much?
>>737516672Why is it not one single game developer has made a game specifically about the Scythians, when they are the one society in history we know did definitively have female warriors and rulers from time to time.
>>737518782I like the little nod to one-tit Amazons with the platemail.
>>737518782Rage bait to steer conversation to their hatred of women that retards like you eat up
>>737518782Because I do armoured combat sports and women want to fight with the men and literally end up with brain damage.
there are no games
>>737519043>Because I do armoured combat sports
>>737519043>literally end up with brain damage.They actually had it before
>>737518782because its lame and reeks of stereotypical feminist fantasies of "i can do it too!"
>>737518817Probably because they constantly got assraped by actual civilizations like the Greeks, who coincidently did not have 'female warriors'.
>>737519535>Probably because they constantly got assraped by actual civilizations like the GreeksNot really. The Greeks managed to keep hold of a tiny colony in Crimea, because they hired so many Scythians to fight for them.Meanwhile the whole time they were raiding the Greeks for slaves and mass executing them to please the war god.
>>737519653Where are the Scythians now? Oh, right
>>737519152Read Beautiful Fighting Girl by Tamaki Saito
>>737518782Weak men can’t handle strong women
Subhuman wokecel thread
>>737519751im not a sexual pervert so i am not interested in this subversive nonsense
>>737519747Uh, mostly in Alania. It's crazy, they haven't had the Slavs as their slaves in like 2000 years and yet Russia is still willing to go to war for their territorial claims.The ones that didn't leave anyway. The others wound up largely in Spain, France, and some in North Africa. A later group migrated to Hungary with the Cumans.
>>737516629You still have your brain parasite.
>>737515903I have AGP fatigue
>>737519152I'm sure that's exactly what Red Sonja's authors had in mind.
>>737518782Why do you agp faggots never post women as modern soldiers?Too much stigma of guns shooting blacks and muslims?
>>737519747>>737519869Oh, and Afghanistan. Can't forget about them, they're Scythians too.
>>737519869Right, so they ceased to exist as a nation. You came to your senses, congrats.
>>737520161I mean, they have at least two independent nations currently no matter how you try to rationalize it, Tajikistan and Afghanistan are both populated by descendants of Scythians.
>>737519874just hide 100+ threads a day.
>>737520161The same could be said for former world powers. Like what is greek today but as a destitute country that is genetically turkish?
>>737515903I was thinking of getting dark souls 1 remastered and dark souls 2 sotfs but they've greatly increased the price. It's 50% and each of them cost 20 eurobucks lol
>>737518874No that's more like because that is a chaos warrior of Slaanesh. Chances are she's a hermaphrodite too.
>>737519957Because this a medieval thread. You could have just asked for a fallout 4 thread if you wanted.
>>737520546if you are a medievalist, why in the world would you be into women as warriors and especially as knights?
>>737521045Nta but why are you such an annoying faggot? Why do you care?
>>737521045Because I am not a purist.
>>737521110because you shit up threads with your coomer waifu bullshit and i'd rather you just jerk off before posting so your brain is in a sober state
Shane Gillis said this was good, what am I in for?
>>737521182You are the one shitting up the thread though.
>>737518782holy SEX SEX h-h-HOOF MOMMY
>maximillian wurst still isn't outat this point I'm convinced he abandoned it, a shame
>>737519043
>>737520427
>NOO YOU CAN'T HAVE HOT WOMEN IN A GAME ABOUT KNIGHTS BECAUSE THAT'S TOO HETE-WOKE! THAT'S TOO WOKE! THEY NEED TO ALL BE BURLY SHIRTLESS MEN!
There sure are a lot of city builders in this. Is that the default go to option for medieval games and is there room for all of these nigh identical games to coexist?
Why do Valve do this?Why do they want to hide the arrows?Extra bizarre since the home store page has backgrounds for the arrows, but not for these event pages
>>737518782Because, as is displayed in this thread, they can be sexo too and it completely fucks up their whole bid where they put female characters into shitty looking ill-fitting armor out of misplaced and performative moralfaggotry.
>>737522427listen, contrast and UI design are incredibly complex fields that even industry leading experts occasio-lmao no, valve just doesn't care. they're all too busy being millionaires.
>>737515903>fem laios>in mignola style i'm confused
>>737519874>Are those men liking w-w-women? AAAIIIEEEEE I'M GONNA TROON OUT!!! Why are you trannies like this? No one sane thinks that way, you aren't pulling le ebin reverse psychology and make others follow you into cutting their dicks off. All you do is immediately calling yourselves out by projecting your mentally ill mindset.
>>737521848Ah yes the "white people are so corny and cringe" card despite everyone in the fucking world wishing they were white and wanting to enjoy the fruits of white society.
>>737518782God that image is so reddit
Taunted grail any good? Is it more like Skyrim or dark souls combat?
>>737519043>I do armoured combat sports
>>737518782redditors love female warriors but only if they aren't even remotely sexualized
>>737519957
>>737524325Suddenly dying for Israel doesn't seem so bad for some reason.
>Suddenly dying for Israel doesn't seem so bad for some reason.
>>737515903>think about getting mortal shell 1 before mortal shell 2 comes out>not on saledamn
>>737519089>>737521848>>737523619why would brown video game nerds think they have a place mocking HEMA nerds?it's retarded
>>737522585You can't convince me that Valve's, and thus their golden goose Steam's, behaviour and practices in the past ~6 years isn't some sort of odd scheme to make Ebin look (relatively) better.
Imagine seeing a beautiful woman in armor and not seeing the aesthetic appeal of it, how does one develop taste this shit?
>>737525478obsession with realism and immersion I guess.
>>737525478closet homosexuals who mistake being manly with looking at men
I love women in armor so much, I wish they were real.
Why is like every game shit?17 out of 23 games rated as mixed.The other 6 "Mostly Positive" with a few "positives" in there.Embarrassing.
>>737526774the highest rated game is free 2 play slop with 70 reviews.
>>737521848Looks fun. The ball thing looks super intimidating, it sucks there aren't any games where you can use it as a main weapon.
>>737519043>I do armoured combat sportsthats pretty cool mang, you do buhurt or hema? I wish I werent a brokey and a thirdie, everyone here is retarded and the concept of an armored combat league would probably degenerate into a shootout. Have fun for me , will ya? :(
Women knights are boring.Where are the landsknecht or le olde times European warriors games?
>>737527594>landsknecht You can pull this look off in Elden Ring.Armor, greaves, and torso:https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Eccentric+SetHeadwear:https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Gilded+Foot+Soldier+Capor maybehttps://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Aristocrat+Hat
Is FFXVI good? It's only 20 smackers right now.
>>737525268Going outside and making friends is lame and gay, gigachads shitpost on 4th channel and think about playing video games all day.
>>737528057sure, just be warned it's more Devil May Cry than Final Fantasy at this point
>>737519870Kek, cat fags deserve it.
>>737518782That's an unnaturally long tongue.
>Girls can't be historical knights>They can be highly stylized hyper-religious paladins though
If there are dragons, a female knight can be allowed.
>ywn go on adventures with your fiercely loyal armored beauty gfy liv?
>>737532543This except she’s 6ft+
>>737532543I don't want to go on adventures with a fiercely loyal armored beauty GF.I want my harem (one high elf, one wood elf, a dark elf, a halfling, and a Japanese lolibaba) to be safe in my manor while I and my loyal retainers go on adventures. At most I'd accept a slightly tsundere princess-knight squire who is constantly heartbroken that I don't understand her advances and ignore her attempts to flirt.
>>737521668saved aesthetic >>737521848those dodges and blocks
>>737515903Ex Voto, of course
>>737529681 did a catboy steal your tendies or something? calm down edgelord, it’s just pixels with whiskers.
>Finished Dark Souls 1 for the first time last week>DS2 and DS3 on sale>Friend offered to lend me his PS4 so I can play Bloodborne yipee!
>>737532543No! You must live! Anon!See you in Battle Talent, or Dungeons of Eternity?
>>737519043>combat sports Doesn't everyone end up with brain damage?
>>737516848what games are you playing for historical accuracy?
>>737518782Is that a slaanesh mark?
>>737527345>The ball thing looks super intimidatingthe thing that can only be swung at that speed because it's literally sponge and any amount of real mass in it would make it way too heavy to work in close combat?
>>737516629>fell for the marriage memeMy condolences anon. Don't fall for it twice though. And remember, you can gift things to your mom she can't take. If you got a mom you can trust.
>>737521045>Oh you like aliens in your sci-fi? Don't know know that aliens aren't real, we haven't found any after all! What a loser!
>>737516629Get a load of this faggot kek
>>737516629Hopefully you signed a prenup so she cant take your stuff or file for child support. If you didnt well....enjoy your life of indentured servitude. Remember to go down the road, not across the street
>>737537047>Hopefully you signed a prenupDudes who get married in current year +12 aren't getting prenups. They're sure it won't happen to them and they found the actual one. Then the woman shows her real colors.
>>737529819Look at her hooves and arms. She's no longer human.
>>737537148>30 years of the Maury show later>"""men""" will still get married without prenups and sign birth certificates without paternity testsWhat's that saying? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>>737521848I love boffing. It has actual rules unlike larping.That ball looks super unfair though and I'd ban it in a heartbeat.
>there are people who still think pre-nups work and cant be thrown out in courtwhat
>>737539016Im sorry you live in a blue shithole without any rights
>>737539175>he thinks a red state will save him in the divorcelmao
>dragons and ghost a okay>women in armor make you screech like a faggot
>>737538510What is boffing? Also is there actual videos of hema floating about? Some guys I knew used to be into it and they loved it.
>>737539623>didnt deny itCope all you want, cuck. It's all you can do at this point
>>737539717Doorbell chud if he in shitrim
>>737539717You can play coomer skyrim without being the slut? It really is the future
>>737539814i mean, i dont live in the states at all, but, eh, youll just go "third worlder" then ill say "im an american citizen" and then youll say "prove it" then ill post my passport card with the place of birth and then the conversation trails off, yadda yadda. i just dont wanna do it again this time, bruh
>>737538397I just made sure that my wife knew for sure that I will kill her and her mother if it happen. Her mother also know this.
>>737532543Name 5 games that let me have this fantasy
>>737519957>>737519152>>737519043It's not real
>>737519043Just say no. Women can't fight you without your consent.>and literally end up with brain damage.This happen to men too, kek. You just usually can't tell the difference
>>737519957what?
>>737539928>I dont live in the states>Im totally an american citizen though>No I wont prove it>now let me tell you this obviously wrong thing about the statesAgain, Im sorry for you. It's not your fault that living in a blue state turned you into a subhuman cuckold. But choosing to stay this way is entirely on you.
>>737521045NTA but I like women and armorWhy I would not want both?
>>737536673this. just marry and impregnate your mothers
>>737538397The niglet toss always gets me
>>737527594Unicorn Overlord have some
>>737534407that sound gay
>>737540269alright so how you wanna move them goal posts back.again....like we did the past 5 threads....(but your right i never did say i wasnt a blue state, but that wasnt the point)
>>737542316Wtf are you doing in Queensland? Seppos out ree
>>737542316yankee go home
>>737542443Yeah yeah. We didnt want to move back to new again, already done that. Get off our ski slopes ya jaffaYou have no idea what mileage i get out of that aussie flag tho. Wew is the shitpostan good>>737542521Y'all gave me CITIZENSHIP. del wit lmao
>>737542575*new south whales, not new. Fuckin autocorrect
>>737521848Alright that was pretty sick
>>737524325Beta Israel girls are always super cute.
is this the female kight and armor thread?
>>737543050yellow soft..
>>737518782Dunno good thing I'm a channeler
>>737533243And I'm 5'8
>>737515903Instant loss is the one of the greatest humanity achievements of the 21st century.
Female knights in full armor is the epitome of safe horny.
>>737524487>>737542951wtf they look like lopsided coconuts
I drew a goblina fighter
>>737516629get well soon
fellas please give me first person medieval gamespic related was kino and I want more.
>>737544161The scar on her cheek is a bit weirdly placed, because looking at the thumbnail my brain was trying to work out where her mouth is placed. That also happened when clicking on the image.Very small nitpick, she's cute. Great art.
>>737544632Thanks bro, ur right I'll fix that shit
>>737544161cute
>>737542316>born in washington>queensland governmentKek blue as the sea and just as retarded
>>737539659>the small down of kavine:-DDDD :DDDDD
>>737526084this has been my phone background since it came out and I don't even know what she sounds like
>>737535727Wouldn't a smaller iron or lead ball be way nastier and just as easy to swing around?
>>737540087Dragon's Dogma 1 & 2Divinity Original Sin 1 & 2Skyrim
>>737516629As long as you never re-marry you'll get out alive. If you have literally nothing to lose and she's taking everything you can always Chris Watts her, you'll be out soon with good behavior if you go that route
>>737533243I long for a doujin or hgame about some yandere female knight/retainer milking her young squire/lord dry.
>>737521239I thought the medieval setting and dynasty mechanics would get me over my hatred for crafting and collecting games. It didn't. Prepare for hours of chopping trees and carrying logs.
>>737548529This is a subplot of Overlord
Go back being a mage or rogue. Leave the Warrior role for me.Dumbass women.
>>737518782Faggots and roasties hate fictional women
>waist belt on metal plateLol
>>737518782Redditors love female warriors, they just hate any sort of sexualization of them.
>>737516629Cheers, I hope you get another
>>737516889Its so good. Take your time and explore everything in between quests.
>>737527554>Want to practice HEMA>People are only interested in soccer and pumping children and making even more single mothers>The only people I met with any interest in HEMA live across the country near the fucking Amazon regionFuck nigger and fuck single mothers.
Ahblooblobloo sexy women bad and trans!
>>737515903I got songs of syx
For Honor is dirt cheap right now and I am gently encouraging you to try it out.
>>737518782I don't mind them but I don't like how they look like bulldykes in western media and exist only to shit on male fighters
>>737516629This got a chuckle out of me over how random it was, bless you anon.
>>737542316>>737539016>Yes, prenups—officially called Binding Financial Agreements (BFAs) in Australia—can be thrown out (set aside) by the Federal Circuit and Family Court of Australia>Yes, prenuptial agreements can be thrown out in Washington courts if they are found to be substantively unfair, signed under duress, or lack full financial disclosureI've never understood this "crabs in a bucket" mentality men from these places have. If you live in a leftist hellhole where prenups are meaningless, maybe you should change that
