>don't be good>don't be bad>don't have sex>don't not have sexwhat did kreia mean by this
>>737524437Id fuck this hag desu
stop letting the force dictate your life
why are you niggers so obsessed with spamming this shit
>>737524489
>>737524528KOTOR2 mind broke many /v/ermin
>>737524437>don't not
>>737524540>had no problem with having to dress up in skimpy clothes to dance>only doesn't because the recruiting guy says the hutts like their women on the young side
>be good all the time but explain my choices>don't be a simp for the council when I don't have to>Kreia says she is proud of me when I beat herWorks on my machine.
>>737524518>you can't have a sense of justice and human decency without the force>also uhhhh don't listen to the force even though I'm a jedi or some shit and it's literally how I operatefeminists are just retarded simple as
>>737524708Haha you dumb fuckin esl nigger
>>737524518>stop letting gravity affect you>stop breathing in oxygen>stop releasing endorphins when experiencing biological and emotional pleasureThis is how she sounds. You can't stop a fundamental part of the universe. Not even The Vong could and they were 40k tier psychopaths.
>>737524437>"EXILE!!! DID YOU JUST GIVE THAT HOMELESS MAN 5 CREDITS!" Kreia asked calmly.
Every time /v/ talks about this game, it's always about made up bullshit headcanon that never even happened in the game.How are we even supposed to discuss the game if you fags just keep making shit up and then arguing over the made up shit?
I still don't know what her problem was with the droidHer saying BETRAYAL while she electrocutes it is pretty comical
>>737524437>savescum because you get an answer that doesn't kiss your ass>get another answer that doesn't kiss your ass>make threads about it on /v/ for over a decadelmao brainlets
>>737525021It's jokes, Anon.When you love something that doesn't have feelings, like a video game, it becomes easier to amplify some of its aspects to poke fun at it.Also we're not reikafag. We know that star wars shouldn't be taken seriously in current year.
>>737524437I love cock.I want to rub it on my face and cheeks.But I'm straight.KOTOR 2 is for straight people.Like me.
>>737524528They dont have any good ones to spam
>>737524437>always nags you no matter what you domost accurate women in gaming
>>737525234this came completely out of nowhere for me and it's literally never addressed after
>>737525021
>>737524437she meant don't blindly do what others tell you and think for yourself
>>737524872I mean, yeah, That's point of Kreia. Not that she is right, it is that she is "right" and she has her perception colored because she was basically chewed up with life (The Force) screwing her and her students over no matter what she did.She's a sad bitter old woman yelling at the clouds for raining on her who just wants you to listen and consider her words, you don't even need to agree with them, just humor her. And if she can somehow Kill The Weather doing it she's gonna do it! (She can't.)That's what makes Kreia and her view of the Force more interesting then shit like Ashoka or Rey.
>>737524437sweet, slow, passionate lovemaking with kreia
>>737524437shes a /v/ contrarian seeking (you)s
Accept that no matter what you do, there'll be consequences to your actions. You lads are too thick. Now post Kreia porn.
>>737524437fucking kreia till she stops her rambling or continues with it makikg me fuck her more
>>737524528Because the part with the beggar was the first time a lot of /v/irgins couldn't savescum their way out of a negative outcome and they've been seething ever since.
Kinda off topic but why is Filoni hated exactly? I honestly don’t mind his stuff. Well, it’s better than whatever the sequels were anyway.
>>737524528It is such a quiet thing, to kreiapost. But far more terrible is to admit it.
>>737524437she means>be good to me>don't be bad to me>don't have sex with other people without my permission>do have sex with meand im not even joking, she is eternally seething at being pumped and dumped by both jedi and sith and just wants someone to want her.
>>737525021mira is an underrated companions because she gets a fuckton of damage boosting blaster perks for free.
I bet she could do some freaky shit with the force.
>>737524437>Kreia my actions are dependent on a system that i will not disclose to you and could be entirely made up. All i will state is i have done things i did not want to do merely because this system told me to therefore I am blameless the system also forbids me from not following it and forbids me from telling you anymore now i will proceed to get naked and jerk off to your wrinklesshe litearlly has no counter to this argument shouldve been a dialouge option imo
>>737524518>>737524437she's literally an evil sith lying to you to manipulate you for her own selfish goals
KOTOR2 is the worst Star Wars game ever made. Avellone couldn't have misunderstood the universe harder if he tried.
>>737528453the ideas for the third game proves that there was more to be misunderstood about the setting
>>737528453>Avellone couldn't have misunderstood the universe harder if he tried.Avellone literally DID try to misunderstand the universe
>>737524437She means "don't repair the tear on the force or my 2000iq plan might fail"
>>737528453Kreia being wrong doesn't mean the writer misunderstood the universe. It just means Kreia is wrong.
>>737528453He didn't. He essentially pushed the history to a realistic conclusion.
>>737524437>hmmm good? a poor decision>hmmm bad? A poor decision>hmmm neutral? A poor decision>hmmm none? A poor decisionSurely this won't get tiresome after an hour
>>737529291I'm not some angry lucas-head but you can't convince me Kreia wasn't a stand in for some super smart dev making a kidsit critique of the force.
>>737529665She isn't. She's objectively wrong in the game itself, and almost everything she says is to manipulate your character. Pretty much the only time she's honest with you is at the very end of the game.
>>737529665She absolutely was and Avellone has copped to that in multiple interviews. He is a hack of the highest order and Torment was a fluke never to be repeated.
>>737524437finished this game last nightwas disappointed kreia was the antag and the game ended really trashily, kotor 1 is better
>>737524437>>737524489
>>737524437There is not a damn thing Kreia can do to prevent me from cumming balls deep in Visas as much as humanly possible
Who are the better lay, Jedi or Sith?
>>737530205NeitherThat is Kreia's problem, she didn't find good sex in either side.
>>737529665She is written in a way that literally spoonfeeds you about her hypocrisy if you’re not retarded
>>737529291Chris Avellone infamously went on a multi-page long rant in force.net forums over 20 years ago about how he didn't "get" the Force and took umbrage with a FICTIONAL religion in a FICTIONAL universe featuring FICTIONAL supernatural abstractions like destiny and ghosts like some stereotypical retarded fedora-tipping internet atheisthe is exactly the sort of person who is responsible for and adores Andor (Trandor)
>>737529974She has criminally low r34 out there despite mommy kink being at an all time high
>>737524528Kek
>>737524872>the Force obsessive autists say "NOOO DON'T HAVE PASSION OR CARE ABOUT ANYTHING OR LOVE ANYONE">countless examples of Force sensitive people having passion, caring about things and loving people with no downsideThe Force and Jedi religion isn't all its cracked up to be.
>>737529665>The Force is bad because of some philosophical mumbo-jumbo>play the game long enough and its mostly due to personal betrayal and believing Revan and her other students got duped into doing its bidding (in reality they all made a conscious choice to fight the war) Shes not a critique on anything, shes meant to be somewhat pragamtic but also somewhat insane.
SPONGEBOB MRS. PUFF NEEDS A NEW FUR COATYER SPENDING ALL ME MONEY
>>737524437NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LOVE THE DEVOTED ALIEN GIRL AND SAVE HER SPECIES FROM EXTINCTION YOU JUST CAN'T
>>737531075Andor was kino howeverthobiet
>>737527985
PURE PAZAAK
>>737527985A whole grievance industry built up around hating on Disney Star Wars because Disney shit all over Star Wars for a solid decade. With Kennedy gone and Rian gone, people need someone to hate on and Filoni gets to be the punching bag now.I don't get it. He's had a few dumb ideas; but he hasn't done anything particularly egregious. Certainly nothing that compares to the shit show that was the sequel trilogy.
>>737531075KotOR 2 is what Trandor wishes it was.
>>737531075And he's still the greatest video game writer of all time
>>737527985Because he is a hack, feminist, and furtroon.
>>737531942It's the ashoka worship that annoys me about him ngl
>>737531942>He's had a few dumb ideasHe's had nothing but dumb ideas, he invented helicopter lightsabers for fuck's sake.
>>737531608>andor was shit zoomerbotspeakdribble
>>737531942Filoni is a fan of Star Wars. But huge super fans who only copy superficial ideas and names of things they love, then repackage or update them for modern audiences doesn't translate into good writing. I'll use a less example than his fanservice, Glup Shitto bullshit with his new OC named Omega. A female clone of Jango Fett, implying the Kaminoans aren't the near-perfect cloners they were in the EU. She is also somehow force sensitive. She is also somehow the key to everything going on with The Bad Batch a group of also defective clones because yeah they just exist now. And none of them have personalities either, they're just superficial tropes. Tf2 characters have more personality than they do.
>>737524489Gross.
>>737532330Everything involving Maul post phantom menace has been absolutely fucking ridiculous. I thought Witwer knew a thing or two but he's just as bad.
>>737531942Filoni was hated before Lucas even sold Star Wars to Disney. He was using the franchise to basically turn his fanfiction into canon lore. He lucked out with Kennedy because fans focused on hating her which gave him breathing room. Now that she's gone, people will be reminded why he's a faggot again
>>737527985he treats star wars as a toy box where his toys are better than all the others he also steals other people's creations and bastardizes them in his own works people used to say that it was filoni that kept george in check during tcw, but now that we've had enough time with just filoni it's clear that that line of thinking was wrong and the opposite was true george was the one who stopped most of filoni's retarded ideas and more or less kept tcw in line, and once he was ousted from the company filoni wasted little time making sure his characters were better than all the others
>>737529665if kreia is correct, why is she the antagonist?
>>737532658Witwer wants a paycheck and with LucasArts gone no more TFU. Maul should have never been revealed to have survived his fall at Naboo. Really it should've been Savage who tries to avenge him but also either dies to Obi-Wan or Anakin. Or Maul returning should've just been pure fanfic wank like TFU in the first place with that cancelled game they were planning.
>>737524778using the tools of the enemy is a time-tested strategy
>>737531942>>737527985He added time travel.
>>737530205sith, but that runs the risk of getting killed at any time before, during, or afterjedi are probably less intense, but more fulfilling long term
just driven insane by memes
>>737531292Zoomers don't want old women they just want young ish women who behave like "mommies"
>>737533021Filoni basically lucked out on the fanbase warming up to Ahsoka, the only positive contribution he's made and even then, she was initially hated because she was basically a fanfic made canon because Anakin was never said to have had a padawan up until that point
>>737532341Moocha shaka paka!
>>737532658>>737533045i think witwer does know a lot but he ultimately has no say in anything because he's just a vathere was a guy who was the offical loremaster at lucasfilm, no idea if he's still there, who constantly brought up issues with the st and other disney shows but kept on getting ignored and walked over because the company actively does not give a shit about anything making coherent sense
>>737533167They embraced her because she's a sexy little orange slut in a mini skirt. Disney should take notes.
>>737533195kiponabonana kichu
>>737532237Unc melty.
>>737533167ahsoka's story is funny, she went from hated, to beloved, back to hated again due to over exposure filoni could've killed her off with her being one of the most loved characters in the franchise in rebels, only to invent literal time travel just to save her ass because he can't imagine star wars without her being the bestest totally not a jedi ever
>>737529974wtf this can't be real (sadly)
>>737524540she would accept the offer
>>737533207disney hates the female form if you haven't noticed every single woman in nuwars has only ever had their head and hands exposed, maybe the rare upper arm but never any more than thatcompared to lucas, it's disgusting
>>737533165True, all these so called "hag maxxers, are just lusting over 30 year olds
>>737524732iirc even atton admits she was probably hot when she was younger
>>737531292Mommy =/= Grandma
giving wanton help doesn't actually help anyone but yourself. it's the greedy thing to do, and if want people to do better you should almost never extend a helping hand. not kreia btw. I don't even like pretzels.
>>737524872not really since those things are typically benign, or at least in gravity's case is universal enough that we know how to avoid falling prey to it in most situations. if people could train to use gravity at will but in aggregate all gravitational actions ultimately sought balance and murdered millions of people in the process, the analogy would be more appropriate.the force is more like if people learned how to wield natural disasters at an individual level to further their own ends. ULTIMATELY, kreia is trying to murder tornadoes.
Malachor V made me what I am
>>737533368>kids head is bigger than mom's
>>737533480you're a faggot, you are
>>737533105To be fair, writers have used the force to do all sorts of magical bullshit long before time travel was introduced. The shit EU Luke could do with the force bordered on nonsensical
>>737533368If Nu Talon from the recent Maul show was hot I guarantee you there would be porn of her. But Disney chose to give her the body of a boy.
>>737524437the point is do whatever the fuck you want and be the master of your own destiny instead of letting the omniscient all-encompassing eldritch power lead you entirely on autopilot, which is kinda stupid when it's consistently shown that the light side (read: not necessarily the JEDI side) leads you to higher understanding and enlightenment instead of following dogma in either directiongranted Kreia is a hypocrite and not even ultimately right anyway
>>737533447>https://files.catbox.moe/9p15u6.mp3
>>737533507her head game is better than mom's
>>737533436To be a grandma, you have to first become a mommy
>>737533394Tobato the dog does good shit
>>737533105>He added time travel.Yeah, not a fan of that. That's honestly the one thing he's done that really bothers me because its a can of worms. He could have just had them throw Ahsoka in carbonite if he wanted to save his OC for later.
>>737533507gotta love the shitty early tcw style
She got kicked out of the order because she refused to conform. She wasn't betrayed by the jedi order.Also Master Vrook was 100% correct about the character in both games UNLESS you played a pansy peace-loving faggot
>>737533646i thought she was kicked out because all of her students went to war and turned to the dark side
I love both KOTOR games and Atton is my favorite character. I just wanted to say that. I love seeing the occasional KOTOR thread on /v/! My favorite character in the first game used to be Carth before I got older and realized he was a whiny annoying faggot. Now I usually go with Canderous/HK-47 unless I need a melee Guardian, in which case I go with Juhani. Tell me about your favorite party/character builds anon!
>>737533694Yes. Precisely. Exactly my point. But she also constantly undermined adherence to the Jedi Code with her conundrums. Pretty much Jedi Socrates but more solid evidence
>>737533865i remember using bastila/ jolee a lot when i first played kotor, couldn't figure out how to make the gun users useful i played kotor 2 more recently and managed to get atton and mira to half decent gun jedi, although i only found one mando ripper so the strat fell off closer to the end
>>737524437>do a good thing>"why did you do that?">"shut up you old cunt because I want to">Kreia relation ++
>>737534037That's always been Kreia's thing. She doesn't dissapprove of your good actions, she dissapproves when you don't justify why you did them.
>>737534123Obsidian was always good at making games that went beyond the typical Good/Evil shtick. Unlike Bioware, who were so fucking blatant at trying to make Sith basically be racist/sexist/ every other ist when that's not how the sith work
>>737527985why was he NOT hated much sooner is the better question>begged lucas to not kill his waifu on the condition that she would leave the jedi order and never appear again>completely ignores that then adds her to a new show where she has a duel with vader and dies.... except she isn't dead actually and was saved by some time travel multiverse bullshit>not only did she survived she was also conveniently back from said time travel dimension AFTER the OT so people wouldn't ask wherr was she>also, apparently, not confirmed dead even in the sequels among other things like reusing ideas and characters from the EU but with terrible execution, being obsessed with his clones OCs and of course the stupid chips that caused order 66
>>737527413Sex with gilfs
>>737531292KOTOR2 is too old
>>737535453The game is old but people still play it to this day, it's not like it's unpopular either.
>>737531979Avellone is the ultimate redditor pick as far as writing in vidya goes. The best parts of FNV wasn't from him btw. Amy Hennig, Takahashi, that fag from Disco Elysium are better unironically
>>737533436A grandma is just a super mommy
>>737525234>>737527089Revan's druid and Revan was her student. Revan went back to the light side.
>>737535557Kotor 2 is popular but It's not like KOTOR2 is getting that much fanart these day's anyway outside of people drawing Nihilus maybe and plus milfs and gilfs getting popular in coomer art is only a recent thing>>737529974Fucker made me actually check
>>737528453>misunderstoodAvellone admitted he didn't like star wars. He's is a lot like Zack Snyder where he's tells you straight up that he thinks all of this is gay and lame nerd shit and that he's going to deconstruct it to make it more "cool edgy and mature" but the difference is that unlike Zack, Avellone is somewhat competent
>>737531801I love this edgy faggot like you wouldn't believe. What's a good build for him in the late game? He usually falls off for me unless I horde all his levels until he's a jedi.
>>737525234droid was talking non-stop shit. You just don't realize cause you don't speak clanker. It's like some mexican dude talking non-stop shit and karen who speaks spanish from highschool class tazes his ass.
>>737536005Who was the retard that thought it was a good idea to make it so you can't choose jedi abilities for the levels you earned instead of giving you points retroactively?
>>737536395me
>>737524518yeah, let this old hag dictate your life instead
>>737536005iirc if you want to make the most of his starting class you wait until he's level 20ish to get sneak attack 6 then promote, but unless you're running dual mandolorian rippers he probably isn't going to be doing much with blastersatton really benefits from buffs, so any combination of speed/ resists/ b. meditation is probably going to work out i've never bothered giving him offensive force powers
>>737529974if only it was real>while you try and make love to your partner>not herruined
>>737529665>NOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T DECONSTRUCT MY CHILDHOOD MEDIA!!!!!lol, get analyzed, faggot
