this is getting ridiculous
>>737527989AYO DRIVE BY BLAST INCOMING ('n SHIET)
Why does /v/ hate blast havers so much? Is it lack of proper parental support as a kid and a desire to see everyone as miserable as themselves?
>>737528080>so I did unfortunately have to beat herdumb bitch should know better than to interrupt a marathonchad's daily blast having
Imagine being so obsessed you stalk the fucking subreddit to post it here
>>737528195how bout you blast off to the other side of town, bud
Imagine being so buttblasted you stalk the blasted subreddit to blast it here
>>737528195homo projecty
>>737528526>tranime
>>737528545aryanime however
>>737528412greetings, mara-stranger! Having a blast today, I see!
>>737528509kek
>>737528195they hate that they're having a blast! playing video games instead of having a blast! shitposting about video games
>>737527989Amazed the thread wasn't deleted
still rent-free?
GO ROOKSOROOKS
>>737527989Kek, at least they have sense of humor
>19k playerspeople don't even want to shitpost about this game anymore
>>737530227im rent free in ya mom's puh
>>737530868makes sense, women your own age or younger ignore you
>>737530996looks like im in yours as well, bud. rent free
>>737531171
>>737527989They're not even being subtle about the astroturfing bots now
>>737531418Rent. Free.
I'm noticing alot less marathon shit posting lately. Where these niggers at?
>>737527989Where's the steam chart?
>>737528195> desire to see everyone as miserable as themselves?Yes.
>>737527989his son will 100000000% troon out
>>737534146unnecessary atp. we all know where it's headed
>>737528195
>turned out to be concord 3 after allremember when people were coping that the game was doing well much less fine?
>>737527989why did he eve specify that he's a dad? It's not really relevant to his post. Does being a "dad gamer" become your personality once you have children?
>>737534472welcome,
>What happened.... to our passionate players...>*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
>>737534909Marathon sisters...what are we to do??RECOMMENCING IN 3...2...1...BLAST OFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>737527989>35 Year Old Incel Chud - this is GEM material and something special!
>>737528195I hate blast havers because I'm a dad enjoying this game and they're more likely to get it killed than 4chan shitposters. I can't fucking grind the meta progression of the game on my limited hours and these fucks will convince Bungie that it doesn't need to be fixed
>>737528195Because there has never been a legitimate, honest blast haver, because actual blast havers are not posting online, they're just playing the game. Anyone who posts about a game online is virtue signaling, shilling, or anti-shilling.
>dad gamer>blast>beating wife for interrupting gamer timeI can’t tell what’s more depressing, that /v/ doesn’t realize this is a troll post or that Reddit didn’t realize they were being mocked. Read his responses in the comments and it’s obvious he’s a shitposter, and not a clever or witty one at that. Be honest OP, you made the reddit post.
maratroons completely ignoring that their game is dying:
>>737537306They're having a blast and you're being a bitter chudcel who makes hate posts dailyWho really won
>>737534909matchmaking was a mistake. Bring back servers
>>737537306>d-don't leave me!
>>737537306you lost
>>737527989Would someone care enough to tell me how is it that a game with a staff of more than 200 people could not manage to launch a game with more than 4 maps?Let's ignore the dev time and budget which only makes it worse.Like why does this game have a single mode and 4 maps? I played the beta, these are not gigantic maps either. Enemy Territory had bigger maps. Frontline on Xbox 360 had bigger maps. The latest Battlefield even dabs on this and that was not particularly good. I played games with more detail and even useless pointless detail.I genuinely can't picture why you would need more than 80 people to run this and now the sum is 450 devs.