I'm not having fun
>>737531818no gaems
>>737531818Sega (((Saturn)))
>>737531818more like the smegma shaturn
>>737531996This is funny because in all three cases they actually won just not in the way you would think a win would count.
>>737531818i am
>>737531818Be more open to arcade and arcade-adjacent genres.
>have drinking problem>have one (1) shitty day that ruins my life for the foreseeable future>pick up drinking after a month of sobriety>play battle garegga>get mad when i die due to withdrawal>smash my saturn controller in half out of ragei used to have fun...
>>737531818filthy casual
>>737532297I wish Xoxak reviewed Raizing games. I'm sure he'd have plenty to say about them.
The sega shiturn, loved by hipsters everywhere
>shmuptranny not mention e-celebs challenge (impossible)
Fun? Anon, you're not supposed to have fun. You own a saturn to display it as a trophy while you shit on the n64 and ps1 because you have a complex. Who the fuck said anything about fun??
YOU MUST PLAY SEGA SATURN.YOU WILL PLAY SEGA SATURN.OR HE WILL KICK YOUR ASS.
>>737532180Is Rayearth fun if I don't care to watch the show?
>>737532842Yes. Easily one of the better licensed games out there.
>>737532842Yeah but use the unworked designs patch.
>>737532180>>737532284unrelated but is is there something like this for the SNES?
>>737532154Hot. What game?
>>737533000Sexy Parodius.https://vsrecommendedgames.miraheze.org/wiki/SNES
Whoops. My link in >>737533124 was meant for >>737532975
>>737531818Start doing this.
>>737533214Care to explain? No way I'm whipping out my phone to Google Translate this shit.
>>737533446it's glue. The adhesive used is a fairly strong one. Guy is making it into a display piece instead of leaving it playable
>>737533712
>>737533446He's creating a "Death Saturn" that can only play Death Crimson. It's a very special game.
People say the Xbox One was a generational fuck up but Sega fucking up with the Sega Saturn is as bad if not worse. The audience they had built with the Genesis got thrown away with bad decisions. The 32X was an early sign of what was going to come.
>>737533927>blows up California
>>737532180> Sega Rally Championship> Dragon Force> Panzer Dragoon Zwei> Panzer Dragoon Saga> Dark Savior> Virtua Fighter 2> Virtua Cop 2> Last Bronx> Dead or Alive> Magic Knight Rayearth> Astal> Guardian Heroes> Shining Force 3> Shining the Holy Ark> Baku Baku Animal> Daytona
>>737532180>Sonic RFucking really?
>>737534802Dark Savior was so jank but somehow charming. My only real complaint is that there aren't enough enemies to fight. The battle system was fun.
>>737532975Barely even necessary, because the SNES has exclusives that are actual classics and the best games on it are generally its most popular, so there's no need to dumpster dive into its library to find the good stuff.This pisses off SEGAfags who can't point out any must plays on their systems, so they resort to the idea that there'd be tons of random stuff you'd appreciate if you knew how to look for it, to mask how little they have that matters.
>>737535273See >>737532180 and >>737532284
>>737533965This video is a must watch if you want to understand why Sega fucked up:https://youtu.be/gQPFKMx21Sk?si=rMuFeC-NuXjKYLDTSega of America spent money like drunken sailors.What I think Sega should have done:> Don't release the 32X, > Do release the Wondermega/Multi-Mega as successor to the MegaDrive/Genesis.> Delay the Saturn release. Don't release it till hardware and games are actually ready. Sit on the Megadrive/Genesis in the USA and Europe.> Release a smaller, longer battery life GameGear Lite instead of the Nomad.
>>737535391You're doing exactly what I'm talking about.Nobody ever needed to become "more open" to SNES games because you aren't reduced to choosing between arcade games that aren't even best played on that system or half-baked jank that is only brought up because it's not quite as mediocre as the other things on it.
>>737534914Alot of Saturn games like Dragon Force, Dark Savior, Shining the Holy Ark, deserve to be available to modern gamers.But Sega just keeps endlessly re-releasing Megadrive/Genesis games.
>>737535854>choosing between arcade games that aren't even best played on that system or half-baked jank that is only brought up because it's not quite as mediocre as the other things on itSo basically, my experience with the SNES. I have a total of 9 games on it; "the essentials" (DKC 1 and 2, Yoshi's Island, and Super Metroid) and a few shmups. That's pretty much it.
>>737535854>arcade games that aren't even best played on that systemSo, Gradius 3 and Thunder Spirits?
You're doing it wrong.
Play Lunar faggot
This looks cute how is it?
>>737535632Release the Sega Saturn in 95 with a better lineup. Have a 3D Sonic game ready for launch or near launch. Make the Saturn easier to develop for like having better documents for devs. System priced at $300 or at least at $350. If they did this, they would've won easily. Guess this happens to all companies when they think too highly of themselves since they were in first place with the previous console, thinking they will automatically win no matter how much dog shit they throw at their consumers thinking they will eat it up.
>>737535991Sega needs to pull a SNK Neo Geo re-release with actual hardware with HDMI. Easy money for Sega.
>>737532180>raymanit's a fucking jaguar game
>>737531818I had a dream last night that I was stealing sega saturn games from some random house. I also had a 14" boner. What an awesome dream.
>>737537207I ould buy this in a heartbeat, the emulators FUCKING SUCK
>>737537456Sega could put it out for $250 and a bunch of new reprinted rare games like Saga and make the system not regional lock.https://plaionreplai.us/products/neogeo-aes
>>737536641You can feel the sunlight emanating from this image.Things were brighter.
>>737537267Right, and who actually owned a fucking Jaguar?>>737537798>SagaHe doesn't know...Sega lost the source code ages ago. Same with Burning Rangers.
>>737537798I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at here.
>>737537798Holy shit, it's real.
>>737531818You simply don't like video games.
>>737532180>arcade-adjacentWe used to just call them action games.
>>737532842Yes. It was one of 2 games directed by Rieko Kodama (the other one was Phantasy Star IV).You have to play it in Jap or at the very least patch it though.
>>737534802>Astal>Guardian HeroesBoth crap.GH is treasure's worst game, it's a straight copy of sega's Arabian Fight which is also terrible.They were both my 2 biggest regrets when i was collecting saturn games.
>>737537456SSF and Mednafen are both excellent... and SSF has been around for 20 years now.I finished a bunch of games on it back in 2008 and they ran perfectly.And there's a new one called Ymir that is already on par with those other 2.Stop talking shit.
>>737537970They're re-releasing the neogeo AES with 10 games. Unfortunately the games are mostly crap and there are no plans to release any other, better ones.They're also ludicrously expensive.
>>737538895never heard of those in my life, what the fuck are you talking about.
>>737532492Better library than the n64 making it the second best console of the fifth generation.
>>737538827>Guardian Heroes>by any means badI'll give you Astal but GH is fun if you have a local friend willing to play it with you. Name ONE other beat-em-up with the layer-hopping feature.Dante Must Die Mode: No saying Code of Princess.
>>737532975Outdated Reddit recommendation pictures? Yes there are heaps on the wiki.
>>737531818Did you play Bulk Slash or Daytona USA, no way you're not having fun with these.
>>737535273I could post my personal top 50 for the saturn which i have done several times but what's the point. You clearly don't like the thing, which makes me wonder why you're in this thread in the first place.... you absolute weirdo.
>>737538991Hilarious, N64 got several games that are superior to the entire Saturn library.
>>737535854The saturn's library is fantastic.You just don't like video games dude.
>>737538827Guardian Heroes is one of the best beat em ups ever. An example of what the genre could've been if most of them weren't arcade slop.
>>737535854Ok dunning Kruger-kun
>>737531818Play Sakura Wars and Shining Force 3
>>737533861the game is fucking, but the music is amazing
There are quite a few games that aren't exclusives that are still nice to play on Saturn, like the Capcom Marvel fighters and such.I really like playing the game that came before Tokyo Xtreme Racer, it's also on PSX but it has a really nice look on the Saturn.
>>737537970Do they need to for reprints?
