Reviews drop in 3 hours Launch Trailer:https://youtu.be/rj_1CzKUR4wRelease Date: April 30
>>737532569>SARos
good morning saars!
>>737532603XDDDD EPIC INDIA JOKE ANON! +1
>>737532603
>>737532646WOW YOUR SO ORIGINAL BRO
good morning
>>737532569>particle spam
>>737532710>>737532714If this was on pc or a switch exclusive you would be all over it
>>737532751nobody played the dyke prequel, so no
Review: 10/10 must buy for maximum rupees. India gaming CEO superpower by 2030
>>737532775holy shit
Good morning.
>>737532775kek
Returnal was actually really good despite everyone hating on Samus's grandma. I have zero interest in this because of jeets thoever.
>>737532783It’s not a prequel or sequel it has nothing to do with returnal
>>737532775DO NOOOOOOOOOT
>>737532775oh my god I hope this game has an eldritch train boss
I liked Returnal but I find it strange that Housemarque took five whole years to make a slightly more refined Returnal.I have to assume Housemarque was working on some live-service slop that got cancelled before this.
>>737532775It's over. This is it.
>>737532569Kitboga final boss battle is going to be ebin
>>737532783>dyke prequeldespite being old I'm pretty sure she had a kid
>>737532569SAARos
>>737532775
>Objective: Regain lost Izzat
>they pulled a metroid 4 and added a bunch of fuckstick characters nobody cares aboutDevelopers are so retarded it's insane.
Looks like third person doom the dark ages
Good morning sir support india gaming please redeem the saros
>the only good games Sony released this gen was gt7 and Astrobot These western studios are giant waste of money
>>737532882The leads are extremely obsessed with shmups and are doing iteration hell to port concepts to third person
>>737532714>particle spam
Good morning
The original sold 400K copies in the first year and yet they're still keeping this PC game exclusive to PS5KEK!Even I'd buy it on the PC despite having a nigger and jeet fatigue.
>>737533336Good, fuck PC
>>737532751Nobody plays snoy games. Not on ps5, not on PC. Astrobot only sold 2 million btw
BUY GAME BLOODY BITCH BASTARD
>post wall karen>street shitter>???WHO'S GOING TO COMPLETE THE "UNMARKETABLE PROTAGONIST" TRILOGY?
Pcbros...
It's going to be impossible to discuss this game.
>>737533409A nigger
>>737533427>not on switch>not on pc>ps5 game>Indian protagonist Discussion will not be had.
>>73753340950 year old jewish male
Reviewer hype from Reddit. LETS GOOOOO
>>737533602Shitposting doomers left the thread immediately after seeing this
>>737533548that you goldman?
>>737533839Fuck you
so what's it with indians and trains?
>>737533914I dunno it's like don quixote and windmills I guess.
>>737533914At least they have trains and public transport
>>737533914FAVSTIAN SPIRIT
>>737532775masterpiece
>>737534029who doesn't have trains?
>>737533914Indians like to stand in front of trains, it's part of their religion, google the original Juggernaut. There is no greater calling in an indian's life than to be crushed to death.
>>737532775Jej
>>737534074Burgers
>>737533914I imagine they're like dogs except instead of enjoying the feeling of wind on their faces they enjoy it on their bare asscheeks as squeeze one out.
>>737532775LE EPPPIC XDDD ADD ME TO DAH SCREENCAP OMFGGG THIS IS SO EPIC
>>737534164india doesn't even seem real sometimes
>>737532775Based>>737534147Kek snoyjeets having a tantrum never fail to make me smile
>>737534164The rich culture of India
>>737532696good morning sir!
>indian tries to tell me indian culture is superior>they invented everything>the best mathematicians in the world>country is still a shithole
>>737532775Saaar, I kneel...
>>737534489India is literally a super power
>>737534694Why are they all so ugly?
>>737534695The only power india has is being super dirty.
>>737532775Made me spit my coffee goddamit
>>737534889fucking reddit tier post
>>737532775Kek
>>737532841I have to confess I was filtered by it, despite trying for some hours.3D roguelite is a good idea on paper, but the runs were taking too long and I eventually lost my patience.
>>737532569i boughted a regular copynever gonna give anyone an extra $10 for early access
>>737532775saars please remove this now i reported it to the authorities removed it now bloody bastird or face considerences
>>737535036Based>>737535124Cringe
uh oh sarjeet melty
>>737534919>>737535283>>737535301Good morning saar
>>737535439This
>>737535439>milktoast Brown detected
>>737535439>milktoast
>>737532775DO THE DELETEFUL BLOODY BENCHOD
>>737535301>>737535339>>737535402>>737535472>>737535552jeet melty
>>737535439>milktoastWay to out yourself as a jeet lmao
>>737535402in your dreams jeet
>>737535552Where do you think white girls come from?
>>737534060Never noticed how different Asuka's facial structure was. I guess it's realistic, she's half White.
video games
>>737535658
>>737535724we're talking about saros, the latest bullet hell slop exclusive from Sony, mr. wannabe janny
>>737535402Reminder that several independent studies have proven that indian 'males' are the least attractive demographic on dating sites, including to indian women :)
Paki psyop thread
>>737532775Amazing
Look at this dude lmfao, one guy says 'saar' and that's enough to make Sukhdeep have a mental breakdown.I've noticed that thirdies lack any ability to take a joke, and are also incapable of understanding sarcasm, like autists.
sony redemption arc incoming
>>737535974>sony redemption>after releasing maraflop
>>737535970>heh it’s just a j-jokeYou’re a fucking pussy
>>737532775SAAAAAR VERRI BLOODY FUCK YOU BLOODY BASTARD BITCH BENCHOD
Brown melty?
comments of this game reminds me of the comments of the now you see me card trick scene.someone post it pls
>>737536027Yes thats how redeem works
>>737536232>OMFGGGGGG THEYRE NOT POSTING LIKE CHANNER TARDS!?!? HOW DARE THEY BE NORMAL
>>737532775kekkers
>>737533409sheboon
>>737536247Im implying that they won't be able to redeem themselves because they will continue making concord likes until the end of time
GUYS guys GUYSSS guuuysss>SAAROS GET IT LMAO I CAME UP WITH THIS MYSELFWhy is nu-/v/ like this?
>>737536042I'm starting to think you are a paki larping as a jeet, surely you can't be this retarded and cliché lmao
>>737532775Most epic post this year+20 upvotes
>STOOOOOOOOOOOP STOP CALLING US JEETS ITS NOT FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYwhy is nu-/v/ like this?
>>737536045No one is afraid of jeets, you somehow lost a war against inbred goat fuckers with chinese planes lol
>>737532657>joke about astronomy>indiaLiterally obsessed jeet.
>>737536268I preorder for she
>>737536407why did this anon seethe for getting called out for reposting doo doo?
>aquajeet
>Why is nu-/v/ like this?
>>737536386Perfectly captures the """"""""""OC"""""""" of modern /v/. And the ones that don't see how retarded the spam is will call you a jeet for this.
>>737536232>>737536268
>dalits are foot fetishists nowThey're evolving, it used to be all about bobs and vahgene. Oh, and monitor lizards.
>>737536439I didn't post anything it's just funny that you guys seethe about it so bad
>jeet jeet jeet jeet jeetDamn you motherfuckers are obsessed with us. How about you talk about the game in the OP which looks fun?
>Damn you motherfuckers are obsessed with us. How about you talk about the game in the OP which looks fun?
>>737536491>ummmmmm im not seething ur
>>737536514Why did you post a picture of yourself
>>737536474>The 'people' complaining about/pol/ in every thread are indiansThat explains a lot, actually.
>>737536529I look like this actually
>>737536569He’s unironically correct
>>737536486I'M A RIDAHPROVIDAHBRING THE JEET GIRLI WILL BRING THE POOON MY NAME KIDSHARTING WORLDWIDESO MY JOB IS TO POOPIFY ਆ ਆ ਆਯ POOPIFY
Can’t even talk about a promising game because of this retarded hate
>>737532696
>>737536569See the problem is this guy is a khalistani sikh, and those are good people. I love sikhs honestly, I used to help one out at work and he would constantly feed me snacks.HINDU INDUS are dirty ganges bathing trash, they smell like shit, they're always scamming, and they look down on everyone even though they would eat a pepperoni off of unwashed carpet.
>>737532775fucking kek
>>737536702I'll give it a try when it comes to PC. But cmon dude the memes write themselves.
>>737536820>when it comes to PCanon….
>>737532775This should meme of the year!!!
>>737536724Is this SAAR?
>>737536848Sony can say whatever they want, they will kneel to PC gods at the end of the day. And if not oh well I don't really care.
>>737536764sikhs are indian
>>737536857According to his logic anglos have right to entire india because they immigrated there and btfo jeets lmao. Also europeans should be able to kick out every single shitskin too. Browns and negroes virtue signaling about immigration is corny and their gold medal on olympics tier mental gymnastics always fail.
>>737536857>TimmyThe black guy who coined this meme got killed by a White man after hitting on his girl
>>737536569>putting yourself on a pedestal with a fake videojesus christ even canadian indians have no shame
saar
Less than an hour for reviews
>>737536702>sony movieslop>promising Are you bored with marathon already?Aren't you hooked?Having a blast?
Do you atleast collect google play cards?
>>737532569I’m not playing a game with a jeet protagonist. Being a gang banging negro in San Andreas was my limit. Anything even lower than that is an instant “no”.
>SAAARR!!>DO NOD!!Chills...
>>737536885Underrated post.
>>737537427If there was a gta in the slums of mumbai I would absolutely play
