I like going on no sex runs. I avoid all women and focus on finishing the quests. My Geralt is a proud virgin just like me. Better a virgin than a whore.
>>737534435>I like going on no sex runs. I avoid all women and focus on finishing the questsThis but irl
>>737534473Yeah, I don't care for women. Fuck Yen, fuck tris, but I'll protect ciri cause she's my baby girl.
>>737534435I'll be a wizard someday. Then you will all regret insulting me.
>>737534547I already amDoesn't really make a differenceSure I can multicast without chanting, but kikes still rule the world and I'm surrounded by niggercattle
Holy grail geralt is best geralt
>>737534547My Geralt doesn't whore himself to women. Women mean nothing to him, except ciri cause she's his baby girl but that's it!
>>737534592>not just a wizard>a grand wizardI kneel.
>>737534638He's indian.
>>737534531is there anything more embarrassing than the reddit chungus pretend dad who is too attached to fictional children
>>737534687All women are not worth it, but your daughter is a treasure you must keep and take care of.
i liked how KCD had a virgin achievement since you had to be a decent speaker to avoid having drunken sinful sex with bar thots during the Priest's quest otherwise.
>>737534739your fictional cartoon daughter is made of unchanging photons and is available to anyone with access to a computer. you are made up of stress, poison and unchanging level of mental illness.
>>737534971Well doesn't matter. She's a Witcher now which means she's infertile just like Chun-li so I don't have to worry about bastard grandchildren.
>>737535017unfortunately for you the witcher 4 will likely present opportunities for a male character to correct her
>>737535084Don't care, can't bear children. I win.
>>737535084Will Witcher 4 be the first game where you are forced to play as a woman who has sex with men? I can't think of another 18+ game like it.
>>737535320They added the lesbian dialogue in 3, so they'll probably add lesbian choices which every straight man will go for anyways. Geralt probably approves.
>>737535084you control the dialogue options you pick.
>>737535376This. I'm going to exclusively go the Virgin route but if there's a really cute girl I'll do 1 lesbian choice. Witcher 4 is going to birth years of futa content.
>>737535084Nah it'll be a nigger that looks like Debra Wilson, "dark" elf or super rare female Witcher. You heard it here first.
>>737534435Heh just like me irl
>>737535463I don't think CD will go that route, don't forget they made her model more cute in the tech demo reveal after fans complained she looked ugly in the trailer reveal at the game awards. Anyways with these games you can always ignore sex all together and just focus on quests.
>>737534435This, but I don't just not fuck females. I kill them.
When did you guys give up on finding women?
>>737536305They've annoying and exhausting. Fictional women are superior. For me I discovered this around college.
>>737536305When I realised how much better it is to be a fag
>>737536305When I found one
>>737534435>Men...!! Are the real monster!!
>>737534435>My Geralt is a proud virgin just like me. Better a virgin than a whore.More like flaming coward faggots, amirite
>>737534435>Better a virgin than a whoreIt's really not.>Better a glutton than a prude, for mortal life without greed is hollow
>>737537345>It's really not.It is according to the book.
>>737534435>finally start playing witcher 3>that combat system>these side quests with just spamming witcher senseDoes it get better or was I memed the fuck out? Whats the point of healing items early in the game when they dont heal you during battles too lmao.
>>737537618You were memed anon. Witcher 1 is the best, followed by 2, then 3 in dead last.
