OOoohhhit's like a whale :D
almost if the game is about a stranding which is something whales domakes you think
why did you give it eye lashes? why
>>737535448>>737535635KOJIMA IS GOD!
>>737535448what the heck I never noticed this
>>737535635el steve jobs de los videojuegos ...
Neat. Never caught that
>>737535448Kojima you sly dog
ever notice that Sam calling out to other Sams is like whales calling out to other whales
>>737535448Huh? I think you guys are reading too far into this. There are plenty of buildings in my city that look just like this
>>737535752>Hideo Kojima was too subtle for meWhat's it like being 40IQ?
I think I’m gonna rape op ^^
>>737535448Beginning scan.Scanning Bridges ID.Clear.Weapons detected.All weapons will be locked until departure.Cargo verified.Welcome, Sam Porter Bridges.
>>737535448I thought the tall ones looked like PS5s
>>737535662girl whales exist incel
>>737535938noooo D:
>>737535850Fuck off Atlantis fag
>>737535917Nta but the place wasnt fucking called something like "the west whale distribution center" or "whale buildingstore" or some shit. It's a little more subtle than Kojima's naming conventions for sure.
>>737535998>Weapons detected.>All weapons will be locked until departure.The product of a non-American mind.
>USE OF WEAPONS IS PROHIBITEDI'M JUST TRYING TO TIE MY FUCKING CARGO DOWN.
>>737536095It's the Western Hauling And Luggage Emporium
>>737535917>401
Cargo...everywhere...i'm getting...all wet...
>>737535448Resident: Moby Richards
Die hardman, and he happens to be someone who is hard to make die. Damn...
>>737535448I like they look like sergal heads
I'M SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
>>737536481Hey I'm Sam too!
>>737535448lol
>>737536435What heads?
what the fuck where is anonymous ritual pastaman
Why is Kojima so obsessed with Moby Dick?
>>737536795revenge and whales are coolwe need punished kojima already I want full on revenge
>>737536863But revenge bad or something
>>737536624It's a bot bro. The key words to activate the bot weren't used in the OP
>>737536795It's the greatest American novel
>>737535448>eyelashSEXOOOOOOOO
>>737536910fuck off cuckmann
...whales?
>>737537173imagine the smell
>>737537503Now that you mention it, the beach must smell fucking putrid
I wish all survivalists a very unpleasant death.
>>737538341nah, they'll survive
>>737538513Not with this lethal mode cheatcode, they won't.
Has anyone ever in the history of the game reached 5 stars with another player via Strand Contract? Is it even possible?
On the Beach's ending didn't earn that dogshit begining.
>>737539374One anon in these threads had reached 3 stars with a random player. 5 stars with randoms seems extremely rare, most of the likes come from roads. It's probably doable with players you make a strand contract with
>>737535448"I don't think I need to remind you, Sam Porter Bridges, the Porter who builds bridges for the Bridges company, that your mother is Bridget Bridges the president of the United States of Bridges"
is the 1-year old sequel less than 100 bucks yet?
>>737536535HEY MINE'S HEAVIER!
>>737536481>>737536535And I'm Dollman!
is it worth finishing ds2I just got the trike
Strands across America
>>737535635no idiot, whales beach
>>737542574
>>737535448dude it says bridge right there
>>737535448>release DS2 on pc>make no noise about itIt's as if Kojima hated his own game. Is it worth the buy? I enjoyed the walking aspect of DS 1 the combat was dogshit and even if it improved in DS2 I just want to walk and see vistas
>>737536795he used to use snakes as his revenge symbolism cause of ouroboros but for a while he couldn't legally do that anymore so he used moby dick
>>737542753it can be pretty engrossing, but it's very easy to trivialize the challenge (currently playing on brutal but not TTW)i deliberately chose to walk to heartmans bunker and had a much more fun time than physics-defying my way with a truck or bike
