What's the greatest shmup of all time?
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>>737559382Does Life Force count? Or Minishoot Adventures?
>>737559382TouhouNthpostbestpost/Thread
>>737559382Boku no Pico of course
>>737559382
>>737559763i have never played a shmup and prob never will. but that cover art is gorgeous.
>>737561307You should listen to the OST too
>>737559382Darius Gaiden
>>737559382Don't know about the best, but I genuinely adore the Twinbee Series
>>737559382Ikaruga.
>>737559382Mark said its DDP DOJ and he is probably right.
>>737559382Super S.W.I.V. is up there
>>737559382This question has already been answered many times:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhi5YsZdyCA
>>737559763Looks like a huge dong when minimized
Just downloaded the Touhou all in one pack. Where do I start?
>>73756471214.3 Impossible Spell Card.Then you can delete the Touhou all in one pack.
>>737564712>biggest 2hu fans of 20 years is now ready to finally play the games.jepg6 7 8 are the holy grail
>>7375647121 if you're autistic and trans6 if you're just autistic
>>737564619Like top 10 or so of this is actually pretty reasonable, I don't know why anyone would argue with that. Whether or not you would say those are the best shmups ever comes down to personal preference but I hope you at least like one of those.
>>737564619>doesn't name a single Touhou gameABSOLUTELY BASED
>>737564867>biggest 2hu fanswhere in that post does anon imply that?
>>737565073>>737565073its self implied you fucking faggot, 99.9% of 2hu faggots didn't play a single fucking 2hu game
>>737564838>>737564867>>737564956Thanks, I'll start with 6.>>737565185I just see it around a lot and wanted to try it. I don't engage with the Touhoufags.
>>737565185>self impliedoooh cool, i didn't know we could do that. so i can just make something up and say it was implied? that's a nice lifehack
>>737565374why do you type like a retarded redditor? also your a fucking newfag if you dont know the basic 2hu fanbase meme you fucking faggot
>>737565515You were already proven wrong nigga, let it go
Guwange, ESPrade, Mars Matrix, Radiant Silvergun, or Ikaruga. Probably one of those.
>>737565591lurk more faggot
>>737565515You are why these threads are terrible
>>737565643Nice meme you made bro
>>737565663its called gatekeeping, its a necessary measure to keep faggot like you away
>>737565752If the last threads were any indication? No. The previous thread was about the fucking music and nostalgia. The goddamn Pokemon threads are like that.
Eschatos
Actual non-poser shmup player here>Star Fox 64>Sin & Punishment >Resogun>Geometry Wars 3>Sine Mora>Skyforce Reloaded>1944>Sonic Wings AC>Rayforce>Raiden 2 AC (earliest rom)>Jackal NES>Out Zone ACThese are the peak of the genre.
>>737565883>Tranime
>>737566016>Sin & Punishmentwhy are you spamming threads like a schizo tranny?
>>737566016Based, fuck bulletslop
>>737566159?I'm not sure what you mean, I haven't made a thread about S&P in ages
>>737566159You can ask the same for Mr. Shmupnigger here
It's time for you to play ketsui
>>737566403>Tranime
>>737566403im playing it since like 2012 an still no 1cc
>>737566403CAVEslop fucking blows. Play Raiden 2 or Sonic Wings or Darius Gaiden or Rayforce like a man you fucking troon
>>737566612I already 1cc'd rayforce and I've been playing through psikyo's catalogue which is just sonic wings on roids. Play it bitch.
>>737566523Skill issue
>>737566702>avatarnigger
>>737566702>play bulletslop>troon out like youNo thanks
>>737566016pretty normie-core. all that's missing is cygni
>start playing shmups cuz i thought i'd get to hang out with cool kids like mork>only get to hang out in these shit threads with troons like onifag insteadbiggest lie of my entire life
>>737568120it's ok chapjeet, we hate you too
>>737564712Start by deleting all that garbage
>>737568120Troon genre
>>737559382Under Defeat
>>737568120I too fell for the shitmup memeAt least Darius is a goated series
>>737568120So you're a poser who never liked shmups in the first place. You fit right in.
>>737568501So true bro, you could be discussing darius with tough manly men like kamuihttps://youtube.com/shorts/hzqZHiH_3ZA
>>737559382Fuck you retards degrading the human language. Shoot-them-ups. Your helmet is on delivery.
I really like Crimson Clover.
>>737568749nice try chapjeet
Zeroranger is great. Only shmup I've ever cared enough to 1cc
>>737569038That's your name chapjeet-chan
>>737569001>why yes I got into shmups in 2023, how could you tell?
>>737569141hi zborgbluf
I really like Touhou.
>>737569219I like Vampire Survivors.
>>737569142Name a better new one.
Note that if you have ever 1cc'd a shooter game you don't get an opinion because you don't play the games Life Force TwinBeeSection ZSilpheedPulstarSome Darius gameSome R-Type game Rez
Is Call of Duty a shmup?
You only need to beat the game within 2 continues to be a trve fan. I'm mostly playing for the music anyways.
>>737559382I can tell you Einhänder is my absolute favorite.
>>737569476Yes.
>>737569576Oh no, you'll never beat the game according to the 3 schizo troons ITT.
>>737569576>I'm mostly playing for the music anyways.Zased
>>737565643I mean there’s a lot to enjoy outside of the games themselves. I call myself a touhou fan but I have two of them on steam and can’t get past the 3rd level on normal on either of them
>>737569670To be honest 1cc'ing a shmup is not that hard. You'd have to be really disinterested in the genre to not be able to accomplish this.
>>737570226Why would I "play" a video game by doing proscribed movements? What would be the point
>>737570226i don't feel like playing the same game again, autist tranny-kun
>>737567279Normiecore would be sucking off a bunch of CAVE and Trashure slop that I've never cleared
>>737570420Then you don't like it, it's that simple. And this isn't limited to shmups. Games are not interactive experiences, they are designed to be won. Perhaps you don't like video games as much as you think you do.It's not very interesting to have a discussion where it's>oh I like this pixel art, this is the best game ever
>>737570306Probably because routing is exponentially more complex than flow charting, perchance.
>>737571209>Games are not interactive experiences
>>737571209Shmup games aren't played by 1ccing them. That removes the gameplay You're like 20 right, and have never played almost any of my list >>737569461Can you tell me where I would have watched the patterns to learn those games? In like 1989 and shit. Retard. >UHHH DONT LEARN FROM WATCHING JUST PLAY SHMUPS 6,000 HOURS AND GIT GUD!!!!lol sacrifice everything to pretend to be a fucking jap, no thanks bro I get my dick sucked every few days
>>737571209Have you ever 1CCd a game longer than 30 minutes?A modern console game that's like 10 hours?
>>737571373>Can you tell me where I would have watched the patterns to learn those gamesAt the arcade???
>>737571373>1ccing removes the gameplaywhat did she mean by this
>>737571381>Have you ever 1CCd a game longer than 30 minutes?>A modern console game that's like 10 hours?Yes? I can't remember the last time I've died in a console game.
>>737571209This you? >>737535287
>>737571572No.
>>737571463??? Nobody in america was ever doing that stuff and arcades in america generally did not ever have any shmups. I think viewpoint is the only one of any of those I never played coin opLike everyone else of your generation you are stupid and can't think tasks through
>>737571707Ever* played fuckin auto
>>737571707What are you talking about? America by and large never progressed beyond like old ass Namco games that don't even have continues. Like you can't continue in pacman or galaga, you just play it again and again. If you lose you have to start over.
>>737571873confirmed zoomer ass retard
>>737571953He says retarded bullshit to feed himself replies like a Twitter nigger.
>>737571953The cabs that existed when I grew up did not have continues, and I can go to the jersey shore and they are still there lol. What I see in these threads is generally projection. Like when you say arcade games aren't meant to be 1cc'd that's something (You) picked up from a grifting youtuber.Like when I see people say>X is my favorite shmup, been playing it for 20 straight years and still haven't beat the gameThat just makes me sad. Its not that hard. Just learn the game.
>>737571873Games like galaga are not shmups
>>737572332Galaga is literally a shmup.
>>737571953Even American zoomers remember rail shooters and old school shmups like Raiden as arcades went downhill. The avatarnigger is lying out of his ass as usual.
>>737572392>bro I totally remember mashing on this singular raiden cabinet for 2 minutes in the movie theater when I was 5 years old, I'm totally the hugest shmup fan ever
>>737572669>I'm totally not moving the goalpost and deflecting like a Twitter nigger tranny
There's no such thing as the one greatest shmup of all time because there's several that are good for different reasons.
@everyone
>>737559382they're all equally garbage
>>737572854hatsune miku wouldn't talk like that retard
>>737572854Reimu would be the one telling you to fuck off.
>>73756471215 (legacy of lunatic kingdom) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UubKYqEy3s
>>737573259Even jaimers said this game is slop and he likes everything
>>737573259touhou music is lit
>>737573293literally who? nevermind i dont actually care
mushihimesama 1.5 on maniac/thread
>>737559382who's the purple haired girl on the right?
>>737573362Ah so you're merely pretending to care about the genre. Otherwise you'd know who that is.
>>737573259LoLK is fucking shit with all the micrododging garbage. Ironically Clownpiece who everyone hates is the only fun boss.
>>737573534Is eceleb worship part of the gameplay density too?
>>737566016>non-poser >Sine Mora
>>737573556hi jamears, congrats on the junko lnn like 5 years later lmao
>>737573631Touhou's a hard game. Can't blame him.
>>737573580Player profiles actually matter in skill based games. It can be kind of jarring if you come from a Nintendo background but it's not the same youtube channels talking about the "flow state gameplay" of Donkey Kong
>>737566016>Star Fox 64Oh shut the fuck up
Most shmupfags don't actually enjoy shmups, it's just the next thing after being a soulsfag after souls got too popular. You play "hard" game, wow.Just see >>737572218. He doesn't understand how someone could possibly enjoy the game without being good at it, because is sole measure of value is telling others he beat a hard game and not that the game is actually fun.
>>737573785When you 1cc a game you're dissecting and learning how it works. If you truly like a game a 1cc is inevitable. Challenge is a part of games and if you're trying to shame people for confronting obstacles you probably don't like games very much.
>>737573745I too keep up with speedtrannies when I play a video game. Retard.
I hate this thread so fucking much.So fucking much.And all of you as well.
>>737573996Just get the 1cc sissy
>>737573946>When you 1cc a game you're savescumming and shitposting on 4chanfixed
>>737573996even me?
>>737573956If you were serious about speedrunning you would seek out information
>>737574065No, you're cool.
>>737574062I know TASing is still a big issue in the touhou community but that's not really the case any more with other shmups. Like m2 ports literally show the inputs the player is making.
>>737574138Thanks!
>>737559382>>737565883>>737569670>>737571349>>737571873>>737572392>>737572735go away
>>737573996I'm just ragebaiting the schizo
>>737574160post handcam sissy
>shmup threads are the most active part of /v/ now because of retards slapfighting
>>737574160>that's not really the case any more with other shmupsLol. See every longplay on YouTube.
>>737574295Shmups won.
>>737570226Not true at all. No missing the first 2-3 stages of most games is actually really easy. Doing the whole game on 1cc is a lot.
Everyone is bad at shumps besides me
>>737574251He won't do it, he's Indian.
>>737574313The difference between a long play and a 1cc is obvious. Shmup wiki and restart syndrome are not full of "long plays".
>>737574226And he's just baiting for (You)s. Simply don't reply to him. It's the worst thing you can do to him.
>>737574416True, those are full of retards entering numbers with zero proof and larping about playing them.
>>737564712Start with Perfect Cherry Blossom (7). Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil (6) has growing pains since it was the first in the Windows series and lacks a lot of the mechanics that are standard starting at Perfect Cherry Blossom and beyond. Said more simply, it feels really fucking clunky compared to later games in the series. You can still start with EoSD if you want, but I'd recommend starting with PCB since it has the "correct" gamefeel before the shift in UFO (12).
>>737574495TRVTHfinally someone said it
>>737574363I disagree with this. How long do you think it takes to like.... 1-all a CAVE game? It's like 30 hours. Like I know you've got dudes like aktane who spend 120 hours to beat ddp, but this dude literally does not play and actively avoids getting better. People who whine about 1ccs fall into that type of profile. People will sink 1000 hours into a roguelite deckbuilder then whine about playing a shmup for 30 hours.
>>737574495Shmup wiki is all sourced video replays.
>>737574454I still have 2 hours left in my cuckjob so I'll keep going for a bit
>>737574626>shmups aren't even worth 30 minutes of my timesame
>>73757462630 hours in a shmup is equal to 300 hours in any other game. The intensity is so much higher. Most people can't even stand a few minutes let alone a gaming session.
>>737574724Sadge but fair enough.
>>737573751Are you trying to say SF64 is not a stone cold classic or that it's not a shmup?Either way you're a fucking retard.>>737573585Posers and larpers blindly hate Sine Mora. They bitch about how it's not a shitty CAVE carbon copy failing to understand it draws inspiration from classic shmups (which they don't play because they are secondaries)
>>737574775I believe this unironically. People are so incredibly brainrotted they can't play video games any more. Modern slop has absolutely subverted the idea of what a video game is.
>>737574545It took a while to get 6 to work but it's fun. About an hour and a half in and I beat Normal with almost all my continues. I'll try 7 next.
>>737574956>>737574775Nah, this is not remotely true, as someone with more clears than anyone ITT with 50+ no-miss clears including well over a dozen multi-loop no-miss clears, shmups are the single most braindead, autistic, repetitive, and soul-crushingly boring genre out there
>>737575103if you care about trying the extra stage you can download the scorefile with everything unlocked herehttps://maribelhearn.com/tools#scorefiles
>>737573946When you 1cc a game you were just playing the game you enjoy until you got good enough to beat it without dying. Beating a game is secondary to enjoying a game. This is inconceivable to your average comp troon who looks up every detail of a game online and "practices". Some games do take a long time to beat when you aren't a faggot that looks up spoilers.>dissectingDissect your penis.
>>737574375I've posted my hands a bunch of times
>>737575289And as somebody with 100+ no-miss clears, half of them also no-bomb, you are full of it.
>>737575437Difference is you are a liar and a poser while mariax is the best western superplayer
>>737575392Games are learning. Playing the game is learning. 1ccing the game is a test of what you've learned.
>>737575408Then you have zero excuse not to buy a $20 handcam and attach it to the top of your display.
>>737574626>People will sink 1000 hours into a roguelite deckbuilder then whine about playing a shmup for 30 hours.Why is this weird? Roguelites are built around randomness and player customizability, they keep you on your toes in a way that shmups just don't because of their deliberate, static design.
>>737575518Everyone can make bold claims and say they are anyone else here. First day on 4chan?
>>737575571>tranimai nigga has $20
>>737575585They cannot handle a situation that isn't completely within their control. It's why Touhou filters them hard.
>>737575571If I was going for a world record I'd do that, but that seems a bit silly for 1ccs
>>737575601>he doesn't knowRetard
>>737575601>Everyone can make bold claims and say they are anyone else hereAnd as somebody with 150+ no-miss clears, half of them also no-bomb, you're right
>>737575680low level speedrunners use handcamshmuptrannies are too retarded to understand how to use obs and post screenshots of their WRs
>how long does it take toit takes as long as it takes.
>>737559382Ketsui.
>>737575585>Roguelites are built around randomnessThis is wrong. Roguelites are about memorizing a flow chart. By necessity, a flow chart will always be exponentially less demanding than a route. People sink time into roguelites because they are less demanding and full of mundane tasks.
>>737574950SM is a run of the mill euroshmup that got journo praise for being a "deconstruction" and was then quickly forgotten. Any list that includes that game can't be serious about the genre.
>>737575571Post your hands.I want to see how obese and brown you are, trannoid.
>>737575794What STG is that?
>>737575747Jokes aside though, saying something like that wouldn't make anon's argument any better.Fuck did you waste your time getting 50 no miss clears, not even regular 1ccs, in a genre you supposedly hate? Either of those things is necessarily false, because somebody who doesn't enjoy shmups isn't even going to conceive 1cc, let alone attempt it no miss, and let alone do this in 50 different games.
>>737575792Incorrect, handcams are entirely voluntarily in the speedrunning world. This is moreso a twitch thing, for the entertainment of the viewer.
>>737574950I'm saying sf64 is a safefaggot pick you'd see in a "top 10 best shmups of all time" alongside Zeroranger or some gay shit
>>737575841gif related is me after cumming inside ya momma's cunt
>>737575972>can't readno matter how much you want to project there is no lie to what i said
>>737575856It's not, it's one of the only modern shmups that feels like an elevation of classic shmup design instead of just blindly copying bulletslop. The time system is really unique and encourages aggressive play, the scoring system is surprisingly deep, the game feels great to control with true analog control (digital also works fine too if you prefer), it strikes the perfect balance between memo and on-the-fly reaction to dynamic semi-random patterns, it utilizes environment extensively instead of just being a shooting gallery over essentially background art, and the bossfights are extremely fun, unique, and memorable.You literally only hate it because the CAVEslop poser clique blindly hates it.Basically every single thing that posers bitch about are classic shmups mechanics and design that make it appealing.
>https://shmups.wiki/ fucking dies>check Plasmo's twitter>no words about the Shmup Wiki yetBros, I'm worried. All the data, useful info, strategy guides, WR videos and scores... It's all gone.
>>737575986It's a safe pick because it's extremely fucking good, whether you're a casual or a superplayer.Decorate the nearest wall with your brain matter.
I can't get into CAVE games.
>>737575986>oh no if i don't pick a hipster game 0 people heard of the 4trannies will judge me!!!(You)
>>737576289You're upboat, ma'am!
>>737576251>shmup>wikinigga just play the fucking games
>>737576136https://www.speedrun.com/forums/speedrunning/m4sha#6izi2
>>737576251Fuck, really? The data is still available on shmup forums usually, but it was much easier to find on the wiki
>>737576251Holy based, it's all nothing but trash.
>>737576317Post your SF64 1cc, larpbro :)
>>737576315not my problem, now get the fuck out of my thread you tourist
>>737576251lolrest in piss niggers
>>737576346>you are le tranny for liking SF64Please fuck off back to wherever you came from
>>737576353Retard, it was a database
>>737576251LOL
>>737576251I've had the cached page for replays for the game I'm playing sitting in my browser for weeks. This is unironically an extremely convenient resource.
>>737576521yeah? why dont you data this base*unzips*
>>737576251IT'S OVERZl
Play Twinkle Star Sprites.That's also the answer to OP.
>>737576608Is there sex with her in it?
>>737576608>Twinkle Star Sprites1v1 me fag
>>737576251Big loss for the shmuptroons, now xhey actually have to play the games instead of memorizing routes for months
>>737576608Play PoDD instead, you actually have to dodge stuff in that.
>>737576428No.
For me its R-Type.
>>737576710please?
>>737576634Ta7ri2vZ?
Esp ra deDarius GaidenSuper AlesteZanc x Zanac
>>737576641Yes, but only if you get a 99+ chain.In single player, since with another player you can sort of coordinate it.>>737576709Shallow imitations that never understood the appeal of the original.
Is Dodonpachi Maximum good?
>>737576869>caveslop lmao
>>737576781>the appeal of the originalWhat, the casualness of it?
>>737576909Yes.
>>737576909The fact it's a mix of shooting, but paced like a fighting game of some sort. It's not just dodge autism, though you better believe you will do a lot of dodging.
>>737576909>the casualness of it>t. spent the entire thread sucking off a retard playing through eosd normal with 7 continues because they're so desperate
>>737576251They are deleting our history.
Dariusburst arcade mode is actually kinda straight up filtering me lol... I can do the basic top row run easily enough but am getting walled by every other stage. There's just way too much shit on the screen and I can't clear it. Anyone else still playing that game who can help?
>>737576869every ddp game is exactly the same.
>>737575856The fuck does Euroshmup even mean? Is it just region shit?
>>737577660Lurk more
>>737577660Weeaboo seethe term for when a shmup doesn't exactly conform to a carbon copy of post 2000s CAVE bulletslop style
>>737577660>The fuck does Euroshmup even mean? inertialife barrpg progression elements
>>737566016
>>737577660They usually don't play like arcade shmups. They usually have more than one of the follwing aspects:>widescreen in a vertical shmup>extremely easy compared to arcade games and they don't encourage you to improve your skills>little to no scoring mechanics>mouse controls>health bars>shields>screen shaking effects>western developer>story/cutscenes between stages>big hitboxes, usually 1:1 of the ship sprite>linear shot, really makes you feel underpowered all the time>slow speed>upgrades between stages (not to be confused with shop system like the one you find in Fantasy Zone and Trouble Witches)>bland space or military settingthe list goes on..
>>737577660It's a catch all term for "shmups made by people that don't like or understand why people play shmups". They just get a bunch of things wrong outside of the surface level aspects like "be a guy shooting bullets at things on screen that shoot bullets at you"
I like Cave, I like Touhou, I like Psikyo, I like Euroshmups, I like arcade shmups, I like indie shmups and everything in between.I like shmups!
>>737578235Post 1ccs
>>737578235>t. Has total 40 minute playtime in any given shmup
>>737578235based
>>737575841Who is this girl and what animu is she from? Please.
>>737577660Those are shmups in the style of Tyrian2000 or Jets n' Guns. The bullet density in those games are typically relatively low compared to CAVE/Touhou-style shoot-em-ups, you're able to upgrade your ships as you progress, and they also typically have shield/health systems rather than being 1HKOs. They don't need to have all of those traits, but they'll typically have one or two of them at least.Danmaku/Bullet Hell are designed for arcades. Euroshmups are not.
>>737578370She plays MMOs, you wouldn't like her.
>>737578317>>737578346Doesn't matter. Video games are meant to be fun. VIDEO GAMES
>>737578370Careful anonhttps://youtu.be/NCvNksazjV0
>>737578317
>>737578430Based slopslurper
>>737578380Oh, another one I can throw into that pot is Hydorah and Super Hydorah. The first is freeware and the second is a paid remake, though you can get most of the experience out of the former. Really solid game that plays like R-Type with a bit more bite to it.
>shmup thread>only people talking about playing the game is touhouniggers, again
>>737578380It's not just about bullet density, you can play like flying shark or something and you'll quickly find you have no fucking clue how to play a shmup.
I like Contra. I like Doom. I like metroid. I like shmups!
>>737578530Wdym, game rec #2634237967023092092908210812 is playing the game
>>737578346
>>737578457Thanks, based anon>>737578473You bet.
>>737578657It's time to play a hard game
>>737578039what some examples of euroshmups?
>>737578370That's a grown ass man
>>737578762Like Osu?
>>737578762It just shows you don't play shmups if you can't see any hard games in there.
>>737578657You're supposed to have 1000h in one or two shmups
>>737578538You're saying "shmup" when it sounds like you mean to say "bullet hell." "Shmup" is just a shorthand for shoot-em-up that covers a very broad number of subgenres, including bullet hells and what people have taken to calling euroshmups. Bullet hell are shmups, but shmups are not necessarily bullet hell.
>>737578845nah, bloons td 6
>>737577779Sine Mora has none of those btw
>>737578846I can literally tell by which games you've spent the most time in that you're not playing hard games lol
>>737578876No anon, go play flying shark right now and you'll see what I mean. It is not a bullet hell. Euroshmups are a complete and utter absence of fundamentals.
>>737578879Bet.
>>737578921Do you think gaming exists only on Steam? Let's see your playtime then.
>>737578791One of the few ones that I like (nostalgia?), X2 No Relief. The OST is fucking RAD and the sprites are gorgerous.
>>737578964Okay then, I don't know where "you have no fucking clue how to play a shmup" comes from though. Flying Shark just looks like a very casual shoot-em-up where the brunt of the difficulty stems from the fact that the bullets the enemies shoot blend into the background very easily.
>>737578985post medals
>>737579185Why don't you try it and find out
I recently picked up Sonic Wings Reunion and R-Type Delta.I’ve seen a lot of people criticizing Sonic Wings Reunion, but I think few people remember just how bad the original Sonic Wings was toward the end, the game would just throw you into situations that were impossible to solve without a lot of trial and error The faggots who accuse shooters of being bad because of memorization would be right if they were all like Sonic Wings...Considering all that... I doubt the new Sonic Wings is worse than the old ones.
>>737579185Will never not be funny how people who aren't into shmups, or only played danmaku before, think the classic style was meant to be any more "casual".Actual reality is the opposite unless you are using extremes as a metric: danmaku was always the more "fair" variant that requires more pattern recognition than raw memo, since in the latter you will usually die from one aimed bullet fired at max speed before you could even react, or an enemy formation that moves in a certain way.
>>737579197I only played CHIMPS, 2TCs and the user-made challenges.
>>737578657What's bottom row fourth from the right? The name is cut off
>>737578657nigga i probably have 2k hours only in Ketsui, how about you start actually playing the fucking games?
>>737578024Post clears poser shitter
>>737579494Mad that your general is dying?
i swear to God not even 5 years ago the shmup threads were actually normal and not filled with schizoids, newfags ant tranny obsessed faggots... what happened?every fucking daily shmup thread is the most cancer thread on /v/
NOOOO, YOU HAVE TO MEMORIZE THE GAME, YOU CANT JUST REACT TO WHATS HAPPENING ON THE SCREEN AND REACT ACCORDINGLY IN REAL TIME
>>737579605No, I did CT once and never bothered again so I never used the general.
>>737579598You first safetard
>>737579574Holy shitter. Most players have the WR by less than 500 hours. My longest and by far hardest clear which was no-miss + decent score took me only like 100 hours and that was insane for me
>>737579574Show your Evaccaneer Doom nmnb video. If you don't have one, live stream it right now. Should be easy for you.Otherwise shut the fuck up.
>>737579704Larp Larp Larp Sahur
>>737579704post your Ketsui scores then mr. god gamer
>>737579702The fact that you think those are safe shows you are a complete poser retard who has no idea what he's talking about and doesn't actually play these games lol
>>737579663Memofags and speedruntroons, that's what happened
>>737578657HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>737579565The one next to Nanoforce?https://store.steampowered.com/app/2403370/I7_in_vitro/
>>737579663Shmup threads were always a cesspool
>>737579705never played that shit in my life and probably never will
>>737579493I have listed 3 really good shmups already (Hydorah, Tyrian2000, and Jets n' Guns) and can fire off many more off the top of my head. Cho Ren Sha 68k, GUXT by Studio Pixel, the touhou and len'en series, and I'm pretty sure this one is reaching but MiG 29 Soviet Fighter was one of my favorite games when I was growing up (my family only owned an NES until the year 2000 so I played that one a lot)I'm just calling it as I see it. Flying Shark looks like a very casual and easy game, where the only source of difficulty is bullet visibility. It doesn't matter how fast the game is or how dense the bullets are if you can't see them.
>>737579364In Video System/Psikyo case, the devs aren't even bothering to hide it.Though again, that's their style, it's not every shmup, not even every single non-danmaku shmup while we are at it, though the hardest ones will generally be difficult because they shoot shit fast.
>>737579845touhou but futuristic and candy bullets
>>737579845Yeah I meant that one, the style looks cool.
>>737579705why the fuck should i post my youtube here? to get schizos like you happy? no thanks
>>737579901It's more like Ketsui on LSD.
>>737579763622m. My Japanese friend saw me play it on Discord so it's legit.
>>737579917Just upload it on streamable.
>>737579763I don't play nor give a single fuck about Ketsui or any caveslop for that matter
>>737579873>I'm just calling it as I see it.You should try actually playing as opposed of spouting uninformed bullshit based on watching a video and vibes. I know this is /v/ but still.
>>737579912who fucking cares about style, it's about the GAMEPLAY DENSITY.
>>737579674
>>737579917>why the fuck should i post my youtube hereIt's unironically pretty fun, do it. You get used to the schizos.
Shmup tribalism shouldn't be the new console wars. Make love, not war!
>>737580021>or any caveslopHe says with 30k hours in dodonpachi resurrection, deathsmiles and mushihimesama kekkekekkkekekek
>>737559382Thunder force 4 is such an underrated classic. Nobody ever talks about it but its such a hidden gem.
>>737580040I can play the game and the assessment will still be the same. Yellow bullets on lime-green backgrounds is fucking retarded. It looks fine when you're flying over the ocean, but not in any of these levels that take place in jungles where the visibility is complete ass.
>>737579901>every bullet hell ever
>>737579917throw it on litterbox.catbox.moe or something.
I'm about to commit a crime.
>>737580195>chatgpt give me a underground shmup pick for me to post and not get clowned on
>>737580204Maybe do it then. See how the game feels like even when you see the bullets.
>>737580249
>>737580249time to 1 cock clear
>>737580253Heh.
>>737580175Wrong person, I've only cleared Mushi OG nomiss and that took me like 50 hours
>>737579364Having played all the sw games for dozens of hours, including the newest Reunion, I can easily say it's the worst of the whole lot. I never played the n64 spin off, but it would be hard to compete. It feels unfinished in my opinion, like it needed a few more passes through to make it a quality game. It can get by for most people because a 1all is trivially easy so people can get that quick 1cc.
>>737580249>mork's favorite ship is rosa because she's the closest to being legal KWAB
>>737580257>uh durr just play le game faggotNo, faggot. Link a rom and optionally an emulator or piss off.
>>737580325sharty please end the thread already
>>737580376Rosa is unironically the strongest ship
i tried playing gladius 2 and kept dying at the fire dragons
is this thread a psyop to hate shmups? this level of cancer cant be organic
>>737580195Overrated game that gennytards prop up for its graphics.
>>737580484Go back to bloons homo
>>737580072In basically any game you react to patterns unless everything is random, though I guess in fightans or PvP in general the "random" element is what kind of behavior your opponent has. As a rule though, the more you approach optimal play, the more it becomes "memorization", even in PvP because players will generally try to go for the known best moves, a beginner or intermediate player is a lot more likely to improvise.
>>737580484i think like 3 mentally ill guys are derailing every shmup thread for some reason
>>737580352>literally one of the safest picks possibleAsk him to chose a safe normalcore pickI'll bet he picks star fox
>>737580484Shmupniggers were always this obnoxious.
>>737580072Yeah bro and first person shooters like Portal are actually puzzle games
>>737580591Portal is a shmup, you shoot portals from a gun retard
>ARRRRRRGH THEYRE DISCUSSING SHMUPS IM GUNNA BURST A BRAIN ANEURYSM
>>737580542Kek.
>>737580670Cavesisters...
>>737580670Caveslop and Trashure are peak posercore. No one is picking Sine Mora, Geometry Wars, Sonic Wings unless they just don't care what posers think about their opinion
>>737580634But you have to memorize the exact places where you shoot the portals, you can't just react to the environment and act accordingly
>>737580515I regret buying these.
>>737580729Nobody would pick DFK though. It's always DDP or DOJ.
>>737580740>CrimzonslopKekw, somebody took the bait
>>737580797Agreed, DOJ is the poster child of posercore in this genre
>>737580484It's the niggers from the Plaza discord or whatever it's called. It's just ironic shitposting for the sake of the shitposting, because this is "le 4chan" and everyone is angry all the time.
>>737580670Normies can have very good taste sometimes.Though DFK isn't really what I would recommend for people who want to get into CAVE stuff. Mushihimesama was carefully designed around these players instead.
>>737580850>poster childQuite literally with how often the cover gets posted.
>pissed off instead of linking a romThank you for your cooperation. Have a nice day.
>>737580740>he got filtered by kinotoshttps://youtu.be/eaeZ3RrzpLA
>>737580882Maybe you should go to their Discord and tell them to fuck off
Just posting some shmup music I likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RVPRxxMJBIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iShGAt_TMU8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmy6wmCmChE
>>737580797DOJ is peak posercore, DFK is peak faggotcore. DDP is fine, it's CAVE's last decent game
>>737581057where's the gameplay density?
>>737580889It was my first DDP and I found all the different modes etc. way too confusing and overwhelming so I didn't play it at first.I recently got the 1.5 omote 1-all normal with strong which was surprisingly easy once I had the laser wheels routed.Gonna try to get to the 2nd loop if I have some time.
>>737580882You know what they say>ironic shitposting is still shitpostingAlso "keep discord on discord" while we are at it.
>>737581105Music density is also important
What are some basedcore shmups but not too tryhardcore
>>737580889DFK is popular because it's the only one on Steam
>>737581182Touhou 8
>>737581182Touhou 9
>>737581187Out of DP series, you mean? Sure.By the way, it's getting a remake too.
>>737581182I gotchu fampai.
>play shmups with a arcade stick because i have it for fightan games>always suck and never have a good time>one day decide to play with a Dualshock dpad>suddenly having the time of my life and getting 5x betterfuck you whoever convinced me years ago that shmups are best with a stick, FUCK YOU
>>737581272Chapjeet living up to the name.
>>737581057>Cho Ren Sha 68khttps://youtu.be/qaIjLUsH2yI
>>737581351use a mouse stupid nigger
"asking a chatbot and posting the results in a thread" might be the lamest modern posting gimmick ever.
>>737581167>way too confusing and overwhelming so I didn't play it at first.Also yea, that's why I wouldn't recommend it to somebody trying to get into the genre, or CAVE games specifically. It's a game with a lot of mechanics and modes, when you probably are still trying to think about how to effectively switch between the spread shot and the laser, for instance.
>>737581351It's your own fault for relying on others instead of trying it yourself.
>>737581272>>737581206All slopHere's the official /shmupg/ approved list, accept no substitutesGOOD SHMUPS FOR BEGINNERS (BEST VERSION NOTED):>Armed Police Batrider [AC] (emulation)>Batsugun [AC] (emulation)>Blazing Star [AC] (emulation)>Daisenpuu [AC] (emulation)>DonPachi [AC] (emulation)>Darius Gaiden [AC] (Cozmic Collection)>Gate of Thunder [PCE] (emulation)>Gradius 2 [AC] (emulation)>Gunbird 1 [AC] (emulation)>In The Hunt [AC] (emulation)>Jamestown+ [PC] (Steam)>Out Zone [AC] (emulation)>Raiden 2 (original rom version named easy" in MAME) [AC] (emulation)>RayForce>R-Type Leo [AC] (emulation)>Salamander [NES] (emulation)>Sine Mora [PC] (Steam or PS3)>Soldier Blade [PCE] (emulation)>Sonic Wings [AC] (emulation)>Tiger-Heli [AC] (emulation)
>>737581351Boy, wait until you find you about "keyboards".
>Ikaruga>Hellsinker>R-Type Final>Giga Wing 1 and 2>Under Defeat>Raiden Fighters Aces
>>737581461>dildo cover again
>>737581351The best controller for shchmchups is actually a button box/leverless, but don't let anyone tell you I told you
i boughted these years before ever coming here. It's simply what looks good on the store. There aren't many options; if you don't know to sort by cave you're basically looking at mushihimesama and a bunch of sub 150 review shmups from literally anywhere.
>>737581506nah its actually the M30 dpad
>>737581461i started with keyboards and I just can't move as smoothly as with analog. NTA btw.
>>737581443I audibly laughed when I saw in the hunt
>>737581506Does anyone actually good at shmups plays with leverless?
>>737581529I liked Vampire Survivors. I went through all the original levels last time I played, up to the casino level.
>>737581529jamestown is unironically euro kusoge
>>737581585It's one of the best gamss on that list and miles better than caveslop tho?
>>737581351Instead of faggot ass LS-32 and Sanwa buttons the best shmup controllers are the native ones to the system you're playing and leverless ones
>>737581706Sure thing bud
>>737581739>the best shmup controllers are the native ones to the system you're playingso the LS32? ok
It looks extremely uncomfortable ngl.
>>737581506All-button setups make my hand sore. Stick is the most comfortable for long play sessions. I haven't yet played a game where I was physically incapable of doing micro on a stick so I don't see the point of "superior" input methods
that stage in r-type final where a shadow couple has sex in the background referring to the origins of the bydo is total kino
>>737581778In the Hunt is fucking amazing. It's like Submarine Metal SlugYou lost + ur trans + you have no clears
>>737581790Imagine hooking up an onahole to the bottom of this thing
>>737581790I actually realized this is the optimal angle after a while.Whenever I play on laptop for instance, I open the monitor inclined like that, it does something to your depth perception that makes it easier to see both what's coming up from above more easily, and how much space you have below.
>>737581632Most top players are pad or stick players.Leverless is basically just a straight objective upgrade to keyboard tho
>>737581790I want the buttons to be lower, and set up like-_- so that I can press them with my palm and not my fingertips.
>that one time when some random anon mogged literally everyone on /vg/ with his setup
>>737581967holy based
>>73758196720k usd well spent.
>>737581967This probably cost as much as that tendie's gamer den.
>>737581967Cool beans
>>737581967Jesus, i remember this pic it was like 15 years ago i wonder if this anons still posts here
>>737581967>spend your inheritance money to show off on the internet>collects dust for 5 years>sell it on ebay for 10x the cost
I'm about to beat the shit out of Viridian in hard mode Ginga Force bros, wish me luck. I earned it after that bullshit dreadnought stage.
Why do Cavege always punish you so hard for bombing? Its a genuine mechanic and some ships like our wife Shootia are specialised to bomb but they fuck you over for score, loops, and sometimes even survival by using them.
>>737582320You have savestates, you don't need luck.
>>737582369you vil learn ze patterns
>>737580509I prop it up for its gameplay, ost, graphics and its distinct lack of touhou faggotry. Not many people saw the credits where Booby Master was credited for making this game.
>>737581945Leverless controllers don't feel natural to play at all which I think is a genuine negative. With a keyboard at least it feels intuitive, and you can even emulate the leverless experience by using say wa-spacebar-d. Also leverless doesn't transfer over to any other game genre other than fighting games which are also skill gate games.
>>737581967i wish i was rich as some of these fags, this is what a 50k gaming rooms looks like
Why is Daifukkatsu considered one of the easier Cave games? Also what are the differences between Resurrection and Reignite?
I love how shump threads are now the newest schizo hotbed
>>737559763BASEDFITH POST BEST POST
>>737582698
>>737582369Ikeda said something about how a real man wouldn't even keep his finger anywhere near the bomb button.In the OG DOJ especially it's weird though, because Shotia is definitely the most uncomfortable way to play it.Took until BL to make her feel like more of the "default" choice for people who are there to beat survival runs without being too ambitious about score.
>>737582698I like boomer shmups but it seems like people only want to talk about the gay tryhard ones on Steam. Oh well.
>>737582960The actual good boomer shmups are very hard
Any other Cottonfriends here? Are you excited for this?
>>737583034One of my faves is Giga Wing but I wouldn't call it that hard honestly.
im too poor to play shmups :(inb4 you can emulate... thats like saying just watch porn instead of having sex
>>737583101It's just a merchandise event in a bar, they did it like 2 years ago for KOF stuff in the same place (they swap it every year or so with different game brands etc.)
If your shmup doesn't have a space ship and a factory level I'm not interested
>>737569102What's your go-to loadout?
>>737583170On what planet is giga wing a dad shmup
>>737583181>It's just a merchandise event in a barThat makes sense desu, thanks for letting me know
>>737582898Seems a shit take to me... And if you didn't want people to be hovering over the bomb button then why not have a more generous deathbomb window? Bombing shouldn't be shamed when it's a way for the average player to get through your already objectively difficult game.
>>737583249Would Raiden 1 qualify or do we need to go back all the way to Salamander or whatever
>>737583178In the time it takes to make that much money and import that with shipping you could probably learn to make the PCB yourself.
>>737583101I'm still to play the second reboot game. I need to catch up
>>737583195>If your shmup doesn't have underaged girls piloting the ship I'm not interested
>>737583340Raiden is way too hard and it's almost impossible to recover if you die with how long the fucking power ups take to change color. NTA btw.
>>737583178The thing is, the emulation of these games is often really good, so it’s kind of like having sex with a robot that’s 99.9% just like a woman.
>>737564619He doesn't even follow his own criteria. Says he won't put Space Invaders because the gameplay doesn't hold up but puts Xevious. Xevious is awful.Says he wants to identify influential shmups. No Gradius. No Touhou. No diversity in types. No Fantasy Zone style. No Space Harrier style. No PVP.Talks about creativity, zero actually thematically creative games.
>>737583418yes but you are till fucking a robot not a real women
>>737581967Explain to me what I'm looking at and why it is so valuable. All I know is it's dodonpachi
>>737575585Depends on the game. If you play shit like isaac, you memo the layout of the rooms and items so you turn the game into a resource management with no time pressure of any kind, with the final goal of raping every room and making the game dull.
>>737569102Agreed. I don't know what it is about it. I'm not even a hardcore shmooper and i barely get the references. It's just a really good game.
>>737583450So it’s like getting a blowjob from a transvestite at a nightclub where the dim lighting makes it impossible to tell him apart from a real woman.
>>737583320It's certainly a narrow view of bombing as a crutch.If you want a more fun take, try Batrider. Bombing is a scoring tool to break stage parts and reveal hidden medals, and destroying stuff with bombs in general gives you more than using your shot
>>737573489Reco from mushihimesama
Anyone tried the new Shmupmame? Worth it or can I just stick to 4.2 if I don't care about CV1000 shit?
>>737583673Yes I cleared a couple of games on it>worth itI don't know
>>737583673shmupmame is outdated because it's using an older laggy version of mame. Use the latest groovymame branch (or gourmame) because they changed how the vsync and audio driver is handled and there is significantly less lag compared to any other arcade emu at the moment.
>>737583249Late 90s is cutoff for dadshmup, it's borderline but leaning to bullet hell
>>737579845Oh damn it is ketsui
>>737583436This nigga got shit taste
Progear.
>>737583436Touhou didn't influence anything except for porn artists.
Everyone shut the fuck up and post bangershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrXIOYfr83o
>>737583392That's because Raiden is the dad's dadshump of all dad shumps
>>737584172You first
>>7375834362hu didn't influence nothing
>>737580740>DooDooPoo>Helloverrated>MushishitGo buy yourself Darius collection, Gradius origins, Ray'z collection, and Under Defeat. Thank me later
>>737581351Playing shmups with a stick is fun but has never been as precise as just using a keyboard in my experience
>>737584287I'm not wasting more of my company's well-being stipend, thanks.
>>737583386Honestly kinda true?
>>737584069It's sideways ketsui when you think about it
i fucking hate shmup's
>>737584128>>737584262uh oh...
>>737584172
>>737584750>aislop overview
>>737584750>touhou is famous for flooding the genre with normalfaggotsGiga yikes
>>737584750>doodoopachi and 2hu are casual enablersLol
>>737584287Darius 1 and 2 are pretty dogshit to play now. You need a deathless run and they're simply not satisfying.
>>737584748They're pronounced shmorks
>>737584172https://youtu.be/kl8buN2_YC8
>>737584750GRADIUS GRADIUS GRADIUS GRADIUS GRADIUS GRADIUS GRADIUS GRADIUS GRADIUS GRADIUS GRADIUS GRADIUS GRADIUS GRADIUS GRADIUS GRADIUS
>>737584750Space Invaders was always the best and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
>>737584919Bretty good. I like the 90's techno buildup
what's you're favorite shemoop?
>>737585004Galaga*
>>737585142Perfect Cherry Blossom*
remember when some guy whose favorite games are shitty jrpgs got challenged by onitroon into playing espgaluda and so the guy played it despite hating shmups and having no experience in them he cleared it and posted his score and it was higher than onitroonslol
>>737585132touhou 10
My favorite? Ikagura because I have fake interest and is a shitter
>>737585426this but touhou for the same reason
uh oh, melty
>>737584036You gonna pretend to like Xevious?
>>737585132Blue Wish Ressurection.
drinking mork zero
>>737585426same i love ikarugahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyf4BkHvcpA
What Touhou games would you say actually have respect to their name? SA or something?
>>737584172https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6qdalup2s4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szciTKif8ZYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g29qK5WUvTAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW2AnsiNh0Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kB9pogBBikhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrEHyYlJjVAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5hCFuTy9TUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heMdH4ne0JQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgmnpOxkc2Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0knrf--NMQ&t=6098shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su8kVwGvDlwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipsStu7J9Nshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLK6hcbddQs
>>737585564Honestly none dude
DOJ with a less autistic and more lenient chaining system would probably be the greatest.I also really fucking respect Hellsinker. Favorite is still Futari because it was the first one I imported some 20 years ago and really got into.
>>737585601all shit
>>737585325Kek, btfo
>>737579364Say, what's the roster of Reunion like?
>>7375855643 6 7 8 9 9.5 10 11 12 12.5 12.8 14.3 15 16 20
>>737585325Post link
>>737585601based banger boster
>>737585325I thought the onimai nigga said espgaluda was a retard game and played it to harass some guy who kept saying it was his favorite game but he hasn't beaten it in 20 years
>>737585632Abhorrent taste. I can tell you are a faggot poser with no clears worth a damn either lmao
>>73758569217 is worth a playthrough for the final stage. It's hype.
Daily Salamander 2 loop 2 is done.https://litter.catbox.moe/o2h36sx9n870hamj.mp4
>>737585601>>737578657>Find Gundemonium Collection recs in both posts>Try to look up the games on Steam>They were all delisted two years agoAAAAAHHH WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
>>737586000>2:47Don't care for savestate slop
>>737586000How long have you been grinding away at the 2-all?
>>7375855646 and 15
>>737586017They're cheap on key sites.
>>737585601>Zero wingoh is tht actually worth playing?
>>737586017shartenumps devs like to delist their games for the lulz
>>737559382Gradius II Arcade
>>737585601>Bullet Heaven musicI knew some of you were based
I'm sorry I just hate horizontal shmups everything feels wrong.
>>737586050I have been on and off in the past 2 weeks but I'm back to it.
>>737586183post clear
>>737585719funniest thing I've seen on /v/ in yearshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736826451/#736830749https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9GJxKo_zWQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwASRYR5H1A
>>737586205Pretty cool, good luck. I am also working on a 2-all.
>>737586183Gradius III*
>>737586245BTFO
>>737586126Absolutely. It's old school so it's hard but it comes with qol features like auto fire and save states.
>>737586190I fucking love Phyrnna and I 100%ed all of Matt's games except the cat clicker.
>>737586245Holy kek.>Not playing on 2P>Playing not as Tateha>6 total livesEven more better
>>737586256What game?
>>737586637touhou 4
gradius 5*
>>737586637Touhou 12
>>737586637Crimson Desert Online
>>737586637Doom, the father of Shmups
>>737586637Sengoku Ace. It's not exactly a tough 2-ALL, loop 2 is pretty much equivalent to the other psikyo 1-alls I've done, but it's a long time not to die and you truly cannot die even once in this game or its pretty much over unless you're right at the end. You can't even panic bomb.
>>737586809STG*ShooTing Game
>everyone loves and recommends touhou 6,7,8nostalgia or something else? I saw the newer games the models turn all 3d and yucky
>>737566016I think Star Fox (SNES) is the better version
>>737586898They lack soul
>>7375868987 and 8 have the most depth to them. 6 is the most simple but has the most recognizable characters and music.
>>737586908I thought the snes version played much better also but the graphics were really pushing the limits lol. I remember the lava level was always a bit wonky.
>>737586898sadly Zun is getting too old to make a good game anymore, i think the alcohol gave him brain damage
migrate when ready >>737583553
>>737587026kill yourself
>>737587026Thanks!
>>737587051:)
>>737587026Mmmmm nah that thread smells bad.
>>737587051>>737587112For such an oldfag genre, shmuptrannies are the biggest babies on the board
>>737587263it's impossible to have a shmup thread with a troonhu op and you'd know this if you weren't a larping newfaggot
>>7375872632hu was always the cancer thread, you would know this if you lurked at least 15 years before posting
>>737581272kek
>>737587382>>737587424There was one yesterday because you retards had a melty and made your own safe space thread.
>>737581272>thunder force 4he almost had it >>737580253
>>737581790>3 button stickI don't know why, but this really flares up my autism in a good way. Pic related also had a proper microswitched stick in nippon btw. Fuck SoA man.
>>737581882He malds against Kino Slug too. As you said, he lost and is a tranny with no clears.
>>737586827Aine's bomb is so busted in this game. Pretty much you can one-shot most bosses with it.
>>737587026you retards are trying way too hard rofl
>>737588226I'm using koyori. She can melt stuff even faster, at the cost of having no defensive capabilities whatsoever, and she feels a bit smoother to control than Aine for me.
>>7375868986 is the start of the new canon (1-5 is a separate canon) and the first game released for Windows (1-5 were PC98)7 is the first good game in the new canon8 is generally easier but wins out on pure style alone, as well as the extra stuff you can do outside of the main campaign.
>>737588409I forgot about Last Words, those were so kino. Overdrive was lame in TD, that should've been a new difficulty for the full game.
>>737583489It's a Sega Astro City cab with a PS2 plugged into it. I guess Astro City cabs cost a fortune.
mork is cute! C-U-T-E!!!!
>>737588821They would, yes. At least $2000 sans import duties seems to be the going rate right now
>>737587607>point device 705 deaths on normalI'd be humble if I were you, ngl
>>737589020Clean shaven or no? I think he looks better without facial hair
>>737589085without facial hair. with a facial he looks like a bum
>>737589061>cries like a baby but refuses to use discord
>>737586848They should call them STOOGs then
>>737589247>i love playing stoogesfitting
>>737589221You died 705 times in a mode that's not even half as hard as the stuff that gets posted here. Come on, dude. This is just retarded. It's like an ant shit talking an African bull elephant.
>>737589042Kek you may as well build yourself a minimalist cab like this >>737581790 for a fraction of that. TVs and monitors are stupid cheap right now.
>>737589386the stuff posted here is savescummed 2 minute slop reloaded 2000 times
>>737589453lol sure thing bud
>>737589386He posted a 1cc, you just shitposted and talked about music and graphics for 5 threads straight.>>737589453Nuh uh!
>>737589646>He posted a 1ccUh no he didn't, point device mode has 999 continues. It's a 705cc.
Damn touhou players are genuinely stupid as fuck. This is astounding.
>>737589735>705ccNot how that mode works. But keep thinking you know what you're talking about.
>>737589735let's go back to why you make gameplay density threads then spam youtube urls to ecelebs and dogshit music
