Post your favorite game and what stage of the Norwood scale you're in
Who makes threads like this
Scars of SummerI'm not balding
ARCO1
>>737562948Teenagers who force memes from ahutty shows like smiling friends.
>>737562790I'm pretty bald but my gf is unironically an ex-model, so it doesn't bother me that much.
Warcraft 31My family has good hair, my grandpa died as a 1 and so will I.
>>737562790Minoxidil and microneedling gave me a new shot at life
>>737563127>shows like smiling friendsThat's a millanial boomer show for people that can't let go of Newgrounds. Zoomers aren't watching it, they wouldn't even get all the references to 2000s internet culture.
>>737562948OP is starting to bald and to make himself feel slightly better he wants to know how much worse other people are. But since people can just lie here, it would be better to browse r/balding or something
why are millennials aging so badly?you know how a typical millennial looks: star wars/pokemon t-shirt, ugly ass glasses, neckbeard, 20%+ bodyfat and norwood 3 at the minimum
>>737562790Frostpunk 1 or OblivionNorwood: II
>>737562790|TF2
sekiro1
>>737563275Vegetable oils and onions products.
>>737562790Mount and Blade Warband1 at 34 years old
>>737562790Dragon's Dogma.20 BMI girlfriend. Nothing hotter than that lil hint of ribs.
VIINikke
>>737563275Vegan diets.
>>737563127>ahuttyWhat the hell is ahutty ESLbro?
>>737562790Mario KartVII
>>737562790zombies ate my neighborsII
>>737563836>This is who's shitting up every non nintendo thread
>>737562790kind of like the guy from misfits just the widows peak and balding the rest
>>737562790SaGa Frontier1
>>737562948Weirdos.
>>737562790Elden RingDisco ElysiumFallout New VegasLast of Us 2Kingdom Come Deliverance 2Dragon Age VeilguardI'm kind of VI coded and I'm 27 years young
>>737562790StarfieldV
>>737563275>why are millennials aging so badlythere's a term invented by gen z last decade that described how good millennials were aging called millennial aging
Im actually going to push back on this slightly and suggest theyre not agong HORRIFICALLY badly, they just tend to not stop dressing like children which makes them look way worse. Picture Humphery Bogart. I dont even have to say when, he looked great his whole careeer. Now picture him in cargo shorts and a zelda t shirt. Hed look like a deseased mental patient. Plenty of cool enough characters and actors and what have you in history have been balding, but even a combover can look classy if youre in a tux instead of your sons clothes.
>>737562790I'm norwood 3. maybe 4.
>>737562790Top 5:Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door Dead Space 1Quake 1TF2Dawn of War 1 Dark CrusadeScale:1.5
>>737562790runescapenordwood 3
>>737564312imagine this guy, with his hair - whats left of it - slicked back, in a bespoke tuxedo suit, with his posture and facial mannerisms and hair status. just imagine it.
>>737562790TF2III Vertex is probably closest to where I'm atWhy do guys get so touchy about being bald? It's not a big deal unless you make it one.
>>737563275>ugly ass glasses, neckbeard, 20%+ bodyfat andThese things aren't ageing. just a lack of self care
>>737562790Morrowind III vertex
>>737564256I find it weird too I've made zoomer friends playing games and they're all balding badly, including the troons.
>>737563237You're retarded. Zoomers love this shit it doesn't matter that they don't understand it. >>737563795>ESLIt's a typo from being barely awake and posting from my mobile device in bed. A native English speaker could have deciphered it easily btw
>>737562790san andreasfull head of hair
>>737562790Street Fighter IVII at the front, VII at the backI can hide it pretty well with a cap.
>>737565052>mobilefagThe jokes keep writing themselves
>>737564312Each generation is getting more dysgenic than the last. Chalk it up to microplastics, lack of proper eugenics, interracial marriages spiking up, corn syrup but thats just a bonafide fact.
>>737562948Zoomers are starting to have mental breakdowns, because they based their whole identity of being young.
>>737562790Deus ExVA
>>737563275t. 23 year old zoomer that looks 40 because he started vaping at 14
>>737562790Norwood 1Beyond Good and Evil
>>737565260Yea, if I'm going to use this website it's exclusively on phone. If I'm at my PC I could be doing literally anything else. My mobile options are 4chan, doomscrolling, or manga. If you go to your computer just to use this dogshit site you're actually retarded, brown and unemployed.
>>7375627901Nuclear throne
>>737562948Demoralized zoomers realizing they're becoming the uncs they keep making fun ofLike chill the fuck out zoomoid retards
>>737563275What are you talking about, stupid zoomer?We are aging slower every generation. Just look how someone aged 30 looked in the 80s.
>>737562790Leisure Suit LarryNot sure what norwood I am, hairline is same as it's always been, but i have a bald spot in the back. had no idea until i just checked. whatever.
>>737562790Thief 2/Stalker SoC CS2-3
>>737563275Zoomcucks crawling to 4chan, usually from twitter or reddit, then accusing us of being redditors is something else. Why are they like this?
>>737562790the vltimate trvthpill is that the norwood reaper does not matter, it's better to be norwood XCXIVVIX but 6'+ than to be norwood 0 and <6'
>>737562948Corporations that sell finasteride and minoxidil.
/v/ - Video Games
>>737562790Why do you fags act like women over hair
VA. Symphony of the Night, but mostly I like teaching ny kids to play these days.
>>737565570>>737565857>>737566206>>737566216>>737566485>poke slight fun>immediate meltdownwhat made uncs turn out this way?I thought they were the "le based" trolls a decade ago, but now they're incapable of handling even a slight banter
>>737562790Dark souls 2I'm a 1 at 34yo, got some gray already but I am never ever going bald
>>737566494cope harder baldie
>>737563275It's funny because lil zoomies are not only objectively more retarded than millennials (first generation in human history stupider than the preceding generation, btw) but they'll balding at historical rates. Most of them go straight from the broccoli "bussin' frfr ong" haircut to Mr. Clean in five years.
>>737566549This is the correct answer.
>>737566785you can cover up being bald and most men eventually lose their hair in their boomer years, how are you going to cover up your height?
>>737562790I think I'm either a 3 or a 2 with a big forehead.
>>737566827High IQ Millennial trans women with full heads of hair with their skinhead gen z chud boyfriends will save America
>>737566697ZDS is at an all time high. Millenilols are not taking their 40s well
>>737566997TZD is also happening at the same timewe're the uncs now and it's no longer cool to be on the onlinesphere if you're a mid twenties and older unc
broccoli heads really think they're going to, somehow, never age. it's going to be even worse for them. pounding monster energy since they were small, never spending more than 5 minutes without being online in some form. and 100 times more insecure about all this shit than any generation in history? its going to be fucking brutal for them, and it's going to be here in the blink of an eye.
>>737562790Demon's SoulsClose to II but not quite.
>>737562790Mario 64 and Norwood 1
>>737562790Its weird I've nearly lost all the hair on the back on my head but I still have quite a bit up front. My hair is like a 7 and 2/3 mixed together.I shave it all off now because it looks awful when grown out. The worst part about it is maintaining a bald head, it grows back so quickly so I have to shave it often its probably because im so young though(27)I tried taking nutricap and used rogain to try and prevent my hair loss at 25 but my hair seemed to aggressively go away in spite of it. I dont know if theres any other options aside from a transplant when it all goes away or just sticking with being bald.
MUH HAY-UR!!!! THE HAY-UR WAS THEIR STAY-VUN
>>737565987>zoomer speakMY FUCKING SIDES!
>>737566865Not being an insecure faggot bitch like you.You don't need to cover up anything, we all get old, just deal with it like a man.
FF9not even on the chart, my hairline is even better than I @ age 34 i am 5'7 though
>>737562790Crash Bandicoot 2 & 3.1.5
>>737562790My dad lost his hair at my age and I got the genes of my mother's father with a full head of hair.
>>737567246You can chemically castrate yourself with the drugs, but they make your hair fall out first. It usually comes back, so long as you keep using the tranny meds the rest of your life.
>>737562790>TFW II but I'm 40.
>>737563269>it would be better to browse r/go back
>>737562790I am obsessed with looking at hair transplants, bald people, and their hairlines. Yet I am not bald myself.Also, video games.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foPEAlHSgxk
>>737562790X (not pictured)Factorio
>>737567290>zoomer speakFiltered, it's a common use word now, by all age brackets.>my sidesNo one has said this unironically in 15 years. Even zoomers aren't this embarrassing.
>>737567450Oh and Xenogears.
>>737567202It's crazy how hard they have been psyopped by influencers peddling decades-old PUA and lookism takes. They try to play it off like a joke by using the terminology as a meme, but its prevalence shows how much it affects them. We're approaching Korea levels of plastic surgery and medication.
>>737562790There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair.""What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."So they did.Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
>>737567202These problems are exclusively urboid problems. People who don't live in the shitty are fine, even zoomers and gen alpha.
>>737562790Elden Ring Norwool VII
>>737567450zamn unc got aura fr
>>737567290>oomerpostingIncredibly ironic that you point out underage speak while using it yourself.
In my thirties and my head is still full of hair. I wouldn't care if I kept it or I went bald.
M&B WarbandVII'm 37, this summer and just pulling out the lawnmower
>>737565570Big true. A huge part of zoomer meme culture is mocking millennials for being "uncs" and boomers for being geriatric. Theyre also the generation most obsessed with their physical appearance (looksmaxxing, mogging, etc). Theres sone irony involved with these jokes but its to mask genuine insecurity.
>>737562790Monster Hunter Freedom Unite, VI, I'm dead in life.
>>737562790Half-Life 2been shaving my head since it became III
>>737569084>Theyre also the generation most obsessed with their physical appearanceSo that’s why a board that claims to hate normalfags will unironically give balding threads hundreds of replies before they get nuked by jannies.
>>737565052>15:39 GMT>Friday>Barely awake>WhiteYou're not fooling anyone.
>>737567745Whatever helps you sleep at night Cletus. Tell your sisterwife hello for me.
wtf i thought /v/ was populated by autistic young feminine twinks, was i really talking to balding uncs this whole time?
>>737570443Will do Pedro, your boss called me and said that you are free to go once you are done cleaning the toilets.
>>737562790the world with all the generational faggotry going on is not going to end wellas shit as the 2020s was, 2024 will be the last real year before boomers starts cranking out genwars fucking again and brainwash retards to spam uncs to further amply itlike why do you retards keep falling for the boomer traps again and again , get a room already and stop caring about fucking hair of all things theres more worse shit to worry about
>>737570986As a master electrician the closest thing I have to a boss are my clients. I’ll refer you back to >>737570443
>>737562790The witcher 1 EE1
>>737562790Final Fantasy IX VA
>>737571164>As a master electrician
>>737562790SA2BII
>>737562790Metal Gear Solid1
>>737562790IIIWoW Vanilla
LifewebNorwood 1
>>737562790>Enters stage 2Time to shave
Right now it's Kerbal Space Programbetween I and II
Tekken 8
>>737563275>why is a mindraped soigolem obese drug addicted retard generation aging badlyI don't know man. I can't figure it out.
tekkenVA
>>737562790Morrowind3A
>>737562790GalCiv 22.5, I'm 33 and on fin+min
>>737562948Brown posters
>>737566216>What are you talking about, stupid zoomer?>We are aging slower every generation.
>>737563836God I hate tendies so much. Pic was from a line for the pii u smash sisters game if you're wondering.
pokemon i guess nw2 since 19 now 31 i take medicine for it but im not sure if it even works though>>737570960this is my first time posting in here im lgbt tourist im still a feminine twink despite my age and hairline i always get mistaken for a teenager and there are a lot of nw1s in here
>>737576680it will happen to you
>>737577260I'm already pushing 40 and yes I look like shit, but I still don't look THAT shit.
>>737570960Are you serious m8? Everyone here is getting old as fuck. Why do you think we've gotten so cranky and unable to enjoy things?
Why do white people go bald so early?
4 seems closest I guess, maybe 4AShogun 2Shots fucked but it's been some time since I accepted my fate.
>>737577256make it the last time posting here too, faggot
>>737562790SkyrimVA but with long hair (looks kinda like pic related)
>>737562790Battlefield 1.I was III until a month ago. Good bye, respectable receding hair line; hello, bald spot.
>>737577931Too much testosterone.
i will kill myself this year.
>>737578256Dog almighty inflicted this upon us to compensate for our high IQ, high height and large penis size
>>737562790Factorio, STALKER5, 3 generously
>>737578348Amen.
ff71
>>737562790>favRight now? unironically Marathon, not even baiting>norwoodId say maybe around 2, but im 33, so it could just be a mature hairline. im not stressing about it though, long hair is too much work. I would much rather go cue ball, and buy a collection of really expensive wigs.
>>737577931jew weapon for the anti white natalism op
>>737562790>Norwood II with developing bald spotWWZ
>>737578492>Id say maybe around 2, but im 33, so it could just be a mature hairlineNordwood 2 and "mature hairline" are literally the same thing
>>737562790Arc RaidersNW 1.5 (fin + HT)
I'm on fin and min so I'll never bald. get on my level, nerds. also fo1
>>737578834>needing outside drugs for his failed genetics Are you the same retard who thought this was an achievement in the last thread that got deleted?
>>737562790Ratchet Deadlocked I
>>737571460Not sure if you don’t realize that’s literally what it’s called when you test out to advance past being a journeyman or don’t believe me but I’m not that interested in impressing the Beverly Hillbillies here.
>>737562790>Norwood 0God of War Ragnarok
>>737576296Yeah cuz cumskins are all bald
>>737563269Opposite actually
>>737570443>layover state coastoid getting uppityLol
>>737580238They speak English out there in the boonies?
What's so bad about being bald? Many men pull that look off just fine
>>737580437Sadly for some, many more don’t.
Majora's Mask. 3
>>737578978ntathe balding genes are too various to ever disappear therefore becoming an unfuckable baldcel for the sake of humanity is pointless
>>737562790Fuck you!!!!
>>737562948Terminally online trannies who the mods refuse to ban despite their blatant off-topic threads. They do it because they enjoy the fact that they get away with it.
>>737563836Me riding my wife's strapon.
>>737562790You do understand that balding is just your scalp overheating? The purpose of hair is to hold onto water so that your head can use it as coolant. If no coolant is provided as in you don't shower often enough, the body does a last ditch effort and gets rid of the hair. That way it can at least passively radiate the heat. and there's no hair blocking it.
>>737578084every time i venture to step out of my containment board i get told that
>>737582827stay there then gayboy nobody sane cares what you have to say
>>737566549>cheap generics that have been off-patent for 20+ yearsman you guys are dumb
>>737582938k:(the funny thing is i was checking my hairline right before googling for info on opus prism peak and this board came up on the google results then i checked the catalog on and saw the norwood thread lol
>>737562790Dominions 4/5/6Norwood 0
>>737562790You have to post this in a 30+ thread. All the zoomers here still have their hair. My condolences to the zoomers that are slowly starting to lose it though.
>>737563275They aren't. Look back at average 30 year olds from the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90, and you'll see that they aren't doing any worse at all and probably age better overall but people are much more obsessed with youth and appearance and avoiding aging and any sign of it, people have much higher standards now, everyone is so much more neurotic
>>737562790E33VA
>>737583361
>>737562790MGS1 or 2I've recently entered IV
>>737583421one of the most buckbroken anons ever to grace this website, kek
there's nothing wrong with balding btw
>>737583361The more matriarchal society becomes the worse it's going to get. Look at zoomers and lookism, imagine what genA will be like.
>>737562790WarCraft III: The Frozen ThroneVA
>>737583653Well Gen A actually will age much worse due to dying environment and pollution to come alongside the relaxing of drug and food regulation, return of old diseases and plagues, stress from the declining living conditions, death of free trade engender food crisis and lack of easy cosmetic access, and increasing war and conflict in this century.
>>737562790MorrowindVII
>>737583556What?
>>737562790Majora's MaskI
>>737562790
I have the II but with salt and pepper. I’m in my mid 30s so just grateful to still have hair
>>737562790Tfw you're still a 1 ChadHOW WE FEELING BROS?!?!
>>737584070ChaaaaaaadChad!
>>737563137u r literally me, anon
>>737562790Ocarina of Time, it was my first game1
>>737583805>Well Gen A actually will age much worseWhich will be disastrous because these people will off themselves the moment their hairline starts receding, and the women will be even worse because social media will have been even more pervasive. If a woman can jump on some 8/10+'s cock with a few taps on a touchscreen, she will never again accept anyone below that. More importantly, nobody will put in the effort of becoming an engineer, doctor, etc when women select for lower IQ and more violent predispositions. The 80IQ repeat offender convict has a lot more sex than the 135IQ nuclear physicist. The idea of becoming a successful member of society to ensure a family is goneWe're going back to neolithic warring tribes in a constant state of inter- and intra-tribal fighting where the current ruling alpha picks the women he wants for his harem and everyone else fights over the ones he didn't want. Until they beat the chad's head in with a rock and take his harem, and the cycle repeats.
>>737583976I don't drink and i'm still balding. its genetics
>>737562790Majora's Mask IVA
>>737583653I didn't think about it but this lookism stuff is sort of a new extreme symptom of the kind of hyper neurotic obsession with appearance and looking good, the distorted view of yourself and others, that social media has given everyone now. I wonder how AI will contribute to that, what freaks will we have in future decades
>>737562790Wild Arms 2 , VII
>>737563275Your choices age you faster than anything. Junk food, tattoos, drinking, smoking, getting fat, heat styling, chemical treatments, nutritional deficiencies, too much sunlight, too little sunlight, not getting enough sleep, stress, depression, eating disorders, fad diets.
>>737583976>>737584253I'm 35 and I have 0 balding with thick hair. My dad developed a Norwood 1.5 at 76 and is still at that point at 85.
>>737584612Forgot last line:I'm sure diet and other factors influence it, but it absolutely has a strong genetic component.
>>737562790DK22.5
>>737563275I'm millenial myself and not evne one of my friends, colegues or schoolmates looks like this. Admitedly I live in Europe so that might be it.
>>737562790what do you call having I level but your front hairs don't have any volume and appear flat?
>>737584873>europoorReplace pokemon with snoygger shit
>>737562790>Post your favorite gamei dont have one>stage of the Norwood scale you're inII probably
>>737584958Thinning. So somewhere between I and II
>>737584612your dad was 50 yo when you were born? how old was your mother?
>>737562790>your favorite gameStarcraft>Norwood scale0
>>737565570This is what happens when you grow up with social media making everyone hyper sensitive to their looks.
>>737580238bodied that tranny freak.
>>737562980Best route?
>>737586587there is no 0 in the norwood scale you moron
>>737585860>ThinningWell I see some of my pictures from years ago and my hairline still looks the same, then again I've never been able to pull off the front part of my scalp, it has no volume pic related
>>737562948shapeshifting wizards
>>737587007There is now. I look very similar to 0 except I'm not Chinese.
>>737586856No you didn’t.
>>737587043diffuse frontal thinning
Is IV acceptable for a 35 year old man? Asking for a friend.
>>737587373
>>737587387how is it that some people that are thinning can have their hair like this?>>737583202
>>737587492nope, its over
>>737587946idk
>>737588680damn
>>737589189go to a dermatologist and make sure all your vitamins arent deficient
>>737587946impressive. very nice.
>>737562790Megaman XNorwood 1Age 38
>>737562790Cave StoryVAI quite like how male pattern baldness looks
>>737562790Fallout 2I'm like Norwood III but only above the temples, the center part of the hairline hasn't receded much. It's gotten very thin overall though.
vampire the masquerade bloodlines2
>>737562790>the average /v/irgin is a 30-year old sex haver with no hair recession who makes six figures, has a reaction speed under 250 ms and an IQ over 130, and are in the top bracket of every competitive game they play
>>737570960What part of "you're here forever" didn't you understand?
>>737562790KetsuiV
Stage III age 38Command and Conquer Tiberian Sun
all jokes and memes aside I feel terrible for kids having to deal with this shit, when I was young no one thought about or talked about balding but kids nowadays are going over every inch of their scalp every day trying to figure out if they need to hop on "finn" or "minn" or whatever the fuck and they're not even 20 years old, shit seems stressful as hell
Sid Meier's Alpha CentauriBetween I and II, started taking meds for it when I saw the hairline pulling back and never had to worry about it again
>>737562948it made me laugh so it can stay
>>737585105damn, nintendo fans are obsessed
Space Station 13VA>>737578834I'm quite jealous
>>737591072I'm pretty sure people, especially young people, have always cared and they'll grow out of the looksmaxxing stuff too
>>737562790>mfw actually worse than VA somehow nowadays>went chrome dome when I was at IV at 26My favorite game is probably Star Ocean 3 or kotor 2
>>737562790>Duke 3D >Still have all my hair at 36I count my blessings every day.
>>737593152based blessing-counter
>>737562790starcraft broodwarIII vertex
>>737562790how does it feel going bald? is it really that devastating to your confidence?
>>737562790Deus ExV
>>7375627902 tetris
>>737593297It feels like death. You go through all the stages of grief and then you are reborn as a bald old bastard.
>>737563275The ones that age badly are the ones who smoke and drink. Ive been straight edge my whole life and I look mid 20s at 36. Also stay out of the sun, it will kill your skin.
>>737562790>blessed with no balding at all at 30>too lazy to go to the gym so still look like a fat retard
