Why does Nintendo want players to fuck ocean life?
I claim this thread in the name of Frye "Utsuho" Onaga.
It's nip culture
>>737571597We will all return to the sea eventually
>>737571597The Octolings are more fuckable than the Squids. These goddamn aquatic succubi.
>>737572362By the time we all return to crab there won't be any sexy squids left, they'll be crabs too.
>>737572142/thread
STOP sexualizing cephalopods.
>>737572138i want to draw her purple nipples and pussy again
Veemos are pure, beautiful souls who deserve nothing but the best.
>>737576953Yes, lovely molestation.
>>737574060what's stopping you
>>737577387No molesting. Only sweet kisses and taking her home for lewd cuddles.
>>737577794And groping on the train.
>>737578000Never, I'd save for from that life.
>>737576953Come here VeemoTime to Turf War
>>737578209NO FUCKING RACE MIXING.
>>737578259You're way too late.
splatoon 4 better not have oc*olings
>>737578902Inkopolis has fallen. Billions must splat.
>>737578902
>>737578902>>737580593>the reason they weren't in 3's base game is they were too busy fucking
>>737579276>>737580593>>737580659The purest form of love.
>>737580659>Wishing he was home plaping his Octo gf
octolings and inklings cannot reproduce together
>>737580945>Callie and Marie offer themselves to him nonstop>he just wants to go back to his girl and sleep in the same bad togetherLife is rough.
>>737580935Pure octo love.
>>737581780This is what men truly want.
>>737571597Trojan horse for tentacle hentai.
>>737582996There's hardly any of that, though.
Octolings sure are... robust.
>>737585000Indeed.
>>737585413
>>737584676Gotta get people used to being around tentacles first.
Canon octos are the best, just look at that bottom.
>>737586175
we finally get new shit about the next game and a few days later its already nothing but gooners
>>737586740Love all octos.>>737586961You knew what this was from the OP.
>>737585625Uh-oh, Shiver's going to crush me with her giant bust~
>>737587469damn youre right i didnt even notice, i just saw the word splatoon and clicked
>>737587518Damn I knew she was sour about being a flatty but this seems too extreme a solution.
>>737586961It bring a tear to my eye how Splatoon ruined decades of indoctrination to turn an entire generation gay with just an octopus on a tank top and two squids in spats.
Just stop giving squids big boobs it doesn’t make sense
>>737585413>>737585625>>737587518>le flat character actually has big boobs!do you even like the character that point
Default Hair, Best Hair.
>>737589264
>>737589226Also known as Pokemon-Cynthia Syndrome.
Obviously, Ink Tank Up is her outfit's Primary Ability.
>>737587721There should be a good thread, but here I'm going to enjoy octo girls.
The Splatoon Raiders news has me playing Side Order again and it's like holy fuck, Nintendo. Someone has a plan when they include Octolings.
>>737589226Love her.
>>737590047How can one creature be so cute yet so damn sexy.
Frye sex.
At your own risk...just you dare...
>>737571597ive never seen anyone discuss this game in these threads it's always just some image spammaybe /v/ has no real players of this game?
>>737591608News on Splatoon Raiders has just started again, so we don't have much to talk about.
>>737591608We just got Raiders new but it still doesn't really tell us anything about what the game actually is.
>>737580593Me on the left
>>737591929>In this single-player-focused adventure, play as a mechanic working with Deep Cut—a trio of swashbuckling musicians—and venture out into the mysterious Spirhalite Islands!>Customize your character, kit yourself out with mechanical gadgets and ink-splattering weapons, and take on waves of enemy Salmonids as you raid the islands for treasure.It's an extraction shooter.
>>737591608>only says this in dedicated splacoom threads>ignore all actual discussion threadsAnon gets high on false statements.
>>737591575
>>737591575>touch waifu >die instantly
>>737596398No need to worry, it's only if she bites you. Just try not to get too passionate together.
>squids and octopussies die after matingIt's joever...
>Now I have to go buy a Switch 2Damn it.
>>737571597When I was a kid touched the head of a dead jellyfish with the tip of my dick at a beach and nothing has ever came close to it.
>>737597472>Captain Cuttlefish
>>737599898Cuttlefish is actually only 50. He just looks like that because of the sex.
>>737601452Just how often does he get laid?
