>mon'keigh
>>737578940Damn, I'd be her platonic companion
*distorted AAAAAAHHHHHH*
>Xeno witch.
>surrounded by assigned moralfriends>go ahead chief go try heresyI am also starting to think dual wielding doesn't work.
>>737578940Damn, I’d be her sexual companion
>>737578940Shut it, nai'feere.
my wife
My husband. Total Jimmy Pondering!
XENO FUCKING SHITS
>>737578940A friend of mine played this game and said she's a massive fucking bitch. I said, "How can someone with a bukkake crystal in her forehead be a bitch?" I didn't get an answer.
>>737578940I might romance Yrliet the fourth time after seeing this picture.Too bad I'm doing a full dogmatard playthrough right now so I killed her at Janus after making her betray her superiors first.
>>737579030Grey Knights are so fucking gay holy shit
Was she sorry?
>>737578940I sacrificed her to Slaanesh for being a cunt.
>>737580782Jimmy x Marazhai is canon
>>737583338Wrong! Jimmy giving me many heirs is canon. Master of Creampies is the title
>>737578940What does female eldari asshole taste like?What does dark female eldari asshole taste like?
>>737583935Probably nothing because Eldar do not shit biological waste in the same way humans do. It's all stored and become crystaline.
>No Argenta>No Yrliet>Yes CassiaWhy?
>>737578940Do you have that art with the new meme "hands shadow hiding tits" thing
>>737578940White women are known for fucking animals. Does this extrapolate to white elves too?
>>737584248Nah.
>>737579030Grey Knights are so fucking cool holy shit
>>737578940
>>737579030Grey Knights are kinda meh
>>737584015Because Cassia is best girl, that's why
>>737584472I like Kibby better
>>737580606Might as well. They were all terrible. No idea why they refused all sexo for everyone but the inquisitor chad.
>>737584014Can you snort it
>>737579030Holy shit Grey Knight
More like Gay Knights haha
>>737579030Grey Knights are
gay
I like Ultramarines.
>>737578940OUUGH SHE'S SO INHUMAN AND FREAKISH HOW COULD A SON OF THE EMPORER EVER FIND XENO ATTRACTIVE!?!?
Now post an on-model pic of Yrliet.
>>737586486Please don't do this, my dick would burst from the intense erection
What is the fat priest's gimmick? If his personality is just "I hate Necrons", I'm going to be mad.
>>737578940bearded lady sexo
>>737586762He's going to tackle the question of humanity and the paradox inherent in admech and necrons as a netural and rational middle ground.
>>737586762He’s a Xenarite, so he’s going to be into learning about alien technology to a borderline heretical degree.
>>737586486
>>737582030She has craftworld autism, please be patient with her.
Interests:>The Omnissiah>knowledge>tech>xenotech>mild tech-heresyWoah...
>>737586762Loads of tedious technobabble exposition dumps So just Pasqaul 2
>>737587173Fuck I love redheads with green eyes. UGH I NEED
>>737587136>hamburgers>your waifu
>>737587173She looks fine, what's the problem
>>737587445nothing
I like to give her the Drukhari Armor talent then have her wear their slutty latex outfits
>>737586920Except Yrliet's autism is so bad even other craftworlders hate her.
>>737587520hot
>>737582030>bukkake crystalWhat?
Why would anyone worship a corpse that forbids them from fucking sexy xeno's daily? I never really understood that part of the lore.
>>737587681>bro doesnt know about JO charge crystals
>>737587728>forbids them from fucking sexy xeno's dailyIn this case it's the xenos herself that forbids you from doing it
>>737587728It's not an absolute law. The Imperium is built on hypocrisy.
Holy shit 40kfags are even more cringe than 2hfags
>>737587728Here's your sexy xeno gf anon
>>737587728The emperor actually says you're allowed toIt's in your warrant
>>737587282Stop asking questions about his special interests and he won't sperg out
>>737587845WouldThat being said, do Tyranids have even a single model that's clearly made with monsterfuckers in mind?
>>737587728All the kosher xenos died around the time when laws started getting turned into a religion. All that's left are the dickbag aliens that you would do well to not associate with.
>>737587845The irony is nids are the one xenos species who do technically go out of their way to propagate with humansHe could bag himself a hybrid gf
>>737588070Eldar Corsairs are pretty chill
>>737586762What if he's literally hatemonger except legally distinct.
>>737588149I wonder if Yrliet is chill after becoming a corsair in the ending where that happens
>>737587728The only xenos who want to fuck humans are into torture, murder and rape
>>737588070I'd bring up exodites, but they absolutely want nothing to do with humies, so they're doing humanity's job for them.
>>737588234what, Africans?
The Eldar corsair in Dark Heresy will have some trauma that can only be cured by mating pressing the female PC
i want to lick the kroot
>>737588273Romantic
>>737588394Same, especially when she excretes her liquids.
>>737588394She will be the new Cassia ie cutest romance Laarthyr is the new Heinrix
>>737588572>the ugly bird thing with zero feminine features will be the cutest onemonster fuckers truly do live in another dimension huh
>>737588572Yeah and the Blank will be the reverse Yrliet
>>737588572The admech girl will be the new CassiaKroot will be the sexless xenos romance ala YrlietAspyce Chorda will be Aspyce Chordaand the unannounced inquisition agent is going to be Heinrix tierLaarthyr is actually going to put out.
>>737588657I would gladly take her over the bald negress tee bee haych
>>737588661blank is not a romance option.
I will defeat Trazyn by raping him
>>737588657Worked for Cassia >ugly fish thing with zero feminine features
>>737588776Ok Orikan
>>737588783touched a nerved didn't I krootbro?
>>737588767There's no proof that any of them are romance options, but it makes sense that she will be>Can barely bring yourself to touch her >But love wins in the end
>>737588698Do not have sex with the admech girl, she will peg you
>>737582925She's not even capable of being sorry. Despite the fact that her race grasps the concept of trust, she cannot comprehend that she violated it to the most extreme possible degree and is directly responsible for what unfolded afterwards. To her, you are an asshole for having a problem with it.The sooner you stop applying human sensibilities to a filthy xenos, the better.
>>737588872>there's no proof>Owlcat saying that the admech will be their craziest romance yet>Kroot has a statue and is obvious waifubait
>>737579030Grey Knights
>>737588927>kroot >waifu bait
>>737588972every time I see this image it's always attached to smarmy shitlib post or profound mental retardation kek
>>737588878Come on, it was just a little torture, you fucking baby.
>>737588972Of course. This is Owlcat we're talking about.
>>737588878She said she's sorry
>>737587728actually the empra doesnt prohibit it. if anything certain parts within the imperium and the inquisition actively prevent the imperium from wiping out several known craftworlds and the empra probably had dealings with a bunch of them until he and eldrad had their little falling out
>>737588927This could mean wild cyborg sex or it could mean it's an Yrliet type thing
>>737589045Trying to pretend that something that looks like this is waifu bait is both an extremely retarded thing, and something an unironic leftie from reddit would say, so I'm afraid your theory is wrong in this case
>>737589087>has to lie in order to make their memeoof
>>737588234where do i sign ?
>>737589057Commorragh was great>Argenta got some exercise shooting xenos (important for SoBs)>Idira got a job and a lead on fixing her brain problems >Yrliet got to yell at a farseer, who actually turned out pretty cool>We rescued Ulfar and all those soldiers >I got to finally kill Marazhai I only took Yrliet, Idira, and Argenta but once we recruited Ulfar we were back to a party of five which is plenty if you're not a jobber.>But anon you got tortured Nothing a rogue trader can't handle
>>737589148She's a magos biologis which means she'll be "mostly" human, probably, and seeks to extract your seed to make the most ultimate baby in a gene vat.
>>737589347thats not how magos biologis work, dumbass.
>>737589156Waifu bait is about personality, not looks Ra'akhti is serious, a little bit haughty, but also gentle and shows signs of affection towards the player That's waifu bait
humie women are better
>>737579030grey knights and eldar are actually on good terms with each other
>>737589321Commorragh was great, but not due to what you listed. It is great because>Argenta admits to killing Theodora and you can rightfully leave her in Commorragh as you should>Cassia the mutant can be left in the sensory deprivation tank forever>Heinrix can cook his own guts forever>Jae gets dismantled>Solomorne loses his stupid fucking dogEveryone gets what they deserve.
>>737589414>Waifu bait is about personality, not lookslollmao evenYou can't be fucking serious
>>737589465>Heinrix can cook his own guts forever>Cassia the mutant can be left in the sensory deprivation tank foreverFor what purpose
>>737589384>anon doesn't know a single thing about biologis but calls other people dumbasseslol. lmao.
>>737589347>mostly human
>>737589501For the edgy bait purpose (you just took it)
>>737589485Cassia is the designated moeblob but she's objectively ugly, unless you try to assert she has a "great ass" using that AI pic
>people want to fuck YrlietHere's a male Eldar, lol>people want to fuck PasqalHere's a female AdMech, lol
>>737587997There's the obvious one.
>>737588572>Laarthyr is the new HeinrixWhat a preposterous idea. A knife ear will never replace my Jimmy
>>737589501I don't like them. >>737589574It's not bait.
>>737589554Would
>>737589542Nigger the biologis fully believe in modifying shit the same as the rest of the mechanicus.they modify BIOLOGY.that is the only difference.the body is a machine so they seek to modify it.shut the fuck up with this retarded headcannon
>tfw no soul gem buttplug gift for the eldarifu
>>737589602>people want to fuck PasqalNobody has ever said this or thought this
>>737589590>objectivelyIs this the part where I post the survey and you say "doesn't count" because apparently only your opinion counts as an objective fact?
>>737589672wrong
>>737589657>they modify BIOLOGYDamn, so they remain mostly human. Shocker! Wow!
>>737588783>pretending a regular human but PALE is the same as ugly bird thing
>>737589465What happens to Yrliet in your scenario?
>>737580782>the crows brain boiling and steaming out of the seams of a botched servitorizationVGH..... grimdark....
>>737589747Dead on Janus.
>>737589636It's bait.
>>737589827It's MY game and it's not bait. NIGGER. Your fault for liking Owlcat writing.
>>737589590>Cassia>Objectively ugly
>>737589321That's metagaming
>>737589739>dude modifying biology means uh.... human lol!lying stupid nigger.most of them focus on finding ways to lethally modify xenos.like the tyranids you fucking moron.they are you normal HEAVILY MODIFIED inhuman freaks, but focused on screwing with biology.the closest thing to what you speak of are an ancient offshoot that is obsessed with the emperors physiology.they don't remain "human" either.None of them do.Remaining merely human is weakness.They modify themselves, replace their parts, etc.Their main focus, across most of their orders, is understanding xenobiology in order to KILL IT BETTER.
>>737586486behold
>>737589913Nope, I'm just naturally that good
>>737589606Made for straight human males.
>>737589956>They modify themselves with nids genes just to enchance how tight their pussy iswtf since when is owlcat so based to allow us to romance a semen demon like that
>>737590005>Character pickek
>>737589885
>>737589590>unless you try to assert she has a "great ass" using that AI picNo, that's because of the actual official artwork, having a nice ass or not has nothing to do with one's face though, you might be retarded.
Guys, guys. Cassia is ugly cute.
>>737587997Neurolictor was highly suspicious and even spawned a meme about painting thigh highs on it because of it's pose. For me it's the Norn Emmisary. She a Queen.
>>737589956Nah they're a minority within the subfactions of the biologis.
>>737589739>hmmm I am a genetor adept... that means I modify genes so I would never replace my parts with all this machinery- ACK>What do you MEAN I need to replace all my senses with mechanical ones to analyze forensic evidence!>>737590081no they would never get to do something like that.they are more likely to remove both that and the womb and shove in a power supply
>>737590005>The Hapsburgan Chinseer
>no no no trust me the bird with zero feminine featues, no vagina and that sweats its own shit is the waifu bait, trust me, people love thatThis is what happens when you spend too much time browsing monster fucker threads on /v/, it warps your perception of things and makes you think you're the majority
>>737590227>Nose still intact>mouth still intact>hands and fingers still intactdoesn't look like all senses to me
>>737589739>>737589956Sperg fight let's gooooo
>>737590303She's the most prominent character on the cover AND has a statue
>>737590303>he bird with zero feminine featues, no vagina and that sweats its own shitBro my erection can barely contain itself when you write it like that
>>737590332>ah yes... the HAND sense>ah yes... the LIPS sensefaggot
The fishfu is not attractive.
>>737590421>goalpost movedconcession accepted
Mon'keigh paws will never touch thisThis prize is reserved for Drukhari males ONLY
>>737590374>She's the most prominent characterYou only think that because you're attracted to her>AND has a statueRight, so does the ship from The Expanse, your point? I also fail to see how Owlcat's weird business decisions mean anything
>>737590510I really want to feel her ass in the palm of my hand
>>737590543Arueshalae and Cassia both had statues.Both were moeblobs
>>737590491>doesn't know what moving the goalpost is.>too stupid to look into what a verispex adept isoof alright bro if you are gonna give up like that sure.
The female admech is a trans girl with a DIY sex change and that's why it's the craziest romance ever.
>>737590612>the patterns, follow the patterns!I'm not repeating myself, reread my previous post
>>737590227>human but... In goggles!Boring ass design. I sure hope this is not what the've meant when they said "CUUUUURAZIEST romance ever!"
>>737590664Pattern recognition is not a trait found in the brown.
Cassia
>>737590719>faggot is desperate to bait at this pointsad to see, have my pity (you)
You WILL have sex with the chicken and you WILL enjoy it
>>737590735Right, can't wait to romance the ship then
>>737578940shit franchise to goon over, desu
>>737590759>withered hag clawsWalled.
>>737590781t. Joker
>>737590620I already accepted your concession, no need to embarass yourself further
>>737590759Cassia!
>>737590759Fish tits
They should let you romance everyone and then kill off anyone you didn't fuck.
>737591017sorry retard no pity (you)s left for secondary retards who can't look up anything :-)
>>737590759>>737591046Would she do anal?
>>737591134She's can't. She has a fish cloaca
>>737591182NO! NO!!!!!!
I would fuck the ship in Rogue Trader
>>737591182That just means anal is always an option
>>737591046>>737590759>didn't get the same artist back for DHI'm crying.
>>737591228Nomos should have been romanceable
>>737591228the ship has aids, they even made a dlc about it.
>>737591119You always know that you have BTFO a sperg when they pull the passive aggressive non reply
>>737591326more like crabs and an ecosystem
>>737591326>>737591386this is slutshaming
>>737578940>monke
>>737591523>got a fat fucking tech priest instead of a Jokaero for the dlc
>>737591601I'm guttedI was so sure it was going to be a space tech support orang
>>737578940does having babies with eldar give you space cooties or what? why is the warhammer galaxy so fucking gay? you'd think most races would be mingled quite a bit by now.
>>737591601Aren't Jokaero basically mindless and just running off of genetically engineered scripts?
>>737591601same difference
>>737591662It seems that way, but sometimes they seem to understand what you're saying
>>737591634Same.
>>737578940daily yrlietard thread
>>737591637>you'd think most races would be mingled quite a bit by now.Why the fuck would you think that, mutt?
>>737591719Either way they don't sound like they would make a very compelling party member.
>>737591634The sad fact of the matter is it’s because there isn’t a new jokaero mini for GW to shill
>>737591637Genetically incompatible. They are space aliens after all
>>737589590she is ugly but the deny it
>>737591801I am Bureger prease understandru
>>737591780I liked the daily Clementine threads we were having earlier this month
>>737591881Yes saar she ugly yes
>>737591903Of course you did, fartfag.
>>737591839>Genetically incompatible. They are space aliens after allAll the more reason to intermingle before marriage. All elf women should ride the human cock carousel before settling for an elvish beta provider.
>>737591947
>>737591937Yeah she is
>>737592090That's a good ideaI think Yrliet would understand
>>737592090Human males are stinky manlets
>>737592090That's how Yrliet paid her way across the Koronus Expanse before arriving on Janus.
>>737592090you are never fucking a space elf
>>737591637Half eldar aren't a thing in 40k
>Romance Yrliet>Sparks in the Dark play once >Romance Jae>Sparks in the Dark plays every sceneIt sure cements the whore status of Jae.
>>737592145I hope you can be one day cured of your homosexuality saar
>>737592276You will never be White
>>737592506It was cool that it played only once at the end when she asked to get married
>>737592619Yeah that was based
>>737592506Kibellah too>Ok Kibbles let's go to a dinner party >Sparks in the Dark blasting out>Fuck the shit out of her on the first date
>>737592747That locks you out of the good end for her romance howeverbeittho
>>737592276At least I can tryThat's the indomitable human spirit
>>737592846Nah you can still navigate to the good endThe trickier part is the second date where she has a meltdown and you need to guide her through itt. have done it
Yrliet
>>737592971She could fit a lot of human cock in that mouth...
>>737592971my wife
Man I hope The Expanse flops so Owlcat doesn't become nu-bioware and leave the CRPG scene behind just like they did.
>>737593079I played the "beta" (more like a very short demo)It looks good and the combat is fun enoughThe writing is extremely clunky at this point and seems almost poorly translated.It's very far from release judging by its current stateI think they'll be able to make it pretty good given a year or so
Why is chaos so fucking lame?>Khorne: bog standard fantasy demons but really angry >Slaanesh: crab arm and uniboobTzeentch: magic birdsNurgle: zombies
>>737593289>magic birds>lameFuck you.
>>737593289Because chaos is for losersFaith in the Emperor is for winners
>>737593315
>>737593160What a shame.
DLC 4 will feature an eldar corsair male who will actively compete with you for your female love interest
>>737593767>Marz looks more like a woman than Yrliet
>>737579030grey knights are grey and are also knights
>>737592565cassia still IS ugly
>Bring the imperium into chaos>sacrifice eldar and dark eldar to slaanesh>sacrifice orks to khorne>sacrifice tau to tzeentch>sacrifice tyranids to nurgleDamn bros what do ya know theres a god we can pay tribute to for every xenos.
>>737578940>>737580606>>737586894>>737586920>>737587173my cute autistic beautiful wife>>737580782he's pretty coolif I was a fag I'd go for him
>>7375935793 DLCs3 humiesit's over.
New companion might be cool if they're a heretek.
>>737594304pasqal already is
>>737588273DOMIN!
>>737593579nah another dogmatic human
>>737594367doesn't count
>>737586762https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Mindshackle_Scarabs>Mindshackle Scarabs are one of the Necrons' chief methods of controlling alien races. At the bearer's command, tiny scarabs bury into the victim's mind and bypass cerebral functions, turning the victim into little more than a puppet under the control of the scarabs' master.[1] I looked around and it turns out this is Trazyn's gimmick>Trazyn the Infinite's main gimmick on tabletop used to be that he used Mindshackle scarabs. And it's pretty much exactly as you think it would, makes enemies attack one another.>The main difference though is that the Mindschackle scarabs take control of a person, but they still act like themselves. It isn't a mind control making someone into a brain dead puppet. It also actively changes their perception.>In the Infinite and the Divine we get the PoV of multiple people implanted with Mindshackle scarabs, and when Trazyn releases them to fight for him they do so like 95% as themselves. But it messed with their brains to perceive the Necrons they were fighting alongside as things like "the ally I don't need to pay attention to!" and such.>Along with that, remember that the most notable person he used a mindshackle scarab on was an Inquisitor. Who, presumably for years, gave him all the info he wanted on the Imperium. And in her brain it likely felt like her being in a willing arrangement with a xenos, similar to how Ravenor deals with the Aeldari. So the amount of chaos and military value they bring is pretty significantFat Pasqal is enslaved by Trazyn, that's the plot twist
>>737594367From his point of view it is the Admech who are the hereteks
>>737594453Makes sense. I suspected he had some Trazyn related twist
>>737578940If you raped her while having her pumped full of the Admech's finest pleasure inducing serums would her soul be consumed by Slaneesh the moment you make her cum?
>>737594648No actuallyPure loving sex actually would shield her from SlaaneshSlaanesh is drawn to perversion and decadence
do space marines have functional cocks?asking for a friend
>>737594706nothing is holding you back from writing that fanfiction, anon.
>>737594648Freaky shit like that would open her up to she-who-thirsts because it's so unnaturalBut gentle cuddling would have a protective effectAfter losing her spirit stone, her best bet to protect her soul is to hold hands with you
>>737594706I'm pretty sure Space Wolves used to have.
>>737594648No but that's more because slaanesh already owns every Eldar soul but only when they die.
>>737594706no
>>737595054If she marries you then the Emperor will protect her soulOfficially xenos aren't included under his aegis but the Emperor is very busy and will overlook that the rogue trader's wife is not exactly human
>no option to move the capital to Janus for the ending so that Yrliet can live happily alongside you, protected by the world spirit of the Maiden World
>>737593767yo that Kefka?
The idea that Eldar see humans as no different from other animals is retarded because we are obviously sapient and can communicate with each other unlike 99.9% of other animals. I'm not a 40k lore nerd though but it seems dumb to me
>>737578940Owlscat is bad and you should feel bad.
>>737596749Do you think the melanin enriched are human?
>>737578940Isn't it kind of contrived that an alien race's slur for a race evolved from primates is suspiciously close to "monkey"?
>>737578940i love you Yrliet! thank you for giving me a reason to buy Rogue Trader!
>>737597307Sure. But 40k has no particular interest in realism.
pirate*
>>737597307No it's pronounced "mon kai" like "mankind"They're saying it wrong in rogue trader
>>737578940i will not buy Dark Heresy because there's no Eldar woman romance. Yrliet superiority!
Is Yrliet just a redheaded version of Arya from Eragon?
>>737596749ANON NO YOU'LL ATRACT THE ELDAR AUTISTS SAYING THAT
>>737598987>Yrliet>romance
>>737598987>would buy a faggot game if they threw you a bonelol
>>737594453He's ugly so that nobody feels bad about killing him in a gimmick bossfight
>>737598987>Redhead>Arrogant >Will refuse to let you touch her >Poor judgement >No sense of right and wrong You can romance Aspyce Chorda instead
guys i will cry when eogunn febreze dies
Without the mind scarab, Eogunn is an evil Dark Mechanicus bastard Trazyn actually improved his personality
idc
>>737599834>Will refuse to let you touch herAnon she's from a rogue trader dinasty, being an hedonistic sex crazed degenerate is the least you can expect out of her
>>737600129Yes, with her equalsShe will regard you as a horrid little man whom she is forced to co-operate with, due to temporarily reduced circumstances Of course eventually you'll win her over and even improve her dreadful disposition
>Aspyce, you are NOT the Lord Captain anymore, you are a very naughty girl
>>737599834This bitch is probably going to cuck youall stocks on the blank
Aspyce Chorda is a named character from the actual ttrpg setting so I doubt you'll be allowed to stick your dick in herMaybe Larry will
>>737600214Nah, she'll love you immediately, that's why she will want to join you. She will see you as an adventorous, dangerous chad
>>737596749>eldar female x human male romance>she's pathologically disgusted by you>every moment she's next to you is agony for her>you STINK, you are an animal, you're the most horrid thing in existence do not touch me>40k fanbase: [several page long autistic essay about why is perfectly justified in the lore]>eldar male x human female romance>fucks you immediately>"holy shit I love human women">perfect boyfriend>the same fanbase from before: erm... that's just the way it is...what's with the weird double standard
>>737600395Why?
>>737600574>white female x indian maleLiterally never happens>white male x indian femaleIt happens occasionally
>>737600574where did these happen?
>>737600574Isn't this how it is in Warhammer Fantasy too only much much more common?
>>737600574>human malexeldar femaleDisgusting bestiality>eldar malexhuman femaleSHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCK ELDAR MEN
>>737600607Something something kingmaker Amiri non-romanceable because she's a mythicThat doesn't apply to 40k, that anon is an idiot.
>>737600716
>>737600747people who play owlscat games are all idiots, so...
>>737600792you beat me by one second
>>737600574IM GONNA POST IT
>>737600716In Fantasy it's significantly more racial and cultural posturing as opposed to 40k where it has more a bestiality taboo attached to it.
>>737600736>Yrliet, talk to your kin and get them to cooperate>BITCH>If I can just...>MON-KEIGH'S WHORE>...say one thing>*signal lost*Once a eldar lady's reputation is lost, there's no salvaging it
>>737600820Lmao I love that image. marazhai popping up from under the table
>>737600885The taboo is literally only for menIIRC there is literally one exception, in some small story where a Bretonnian knight goes to Athel Loren as an envoy and as a reward for not falling for any of their traps the wood elves send some nymphs to entertain him
>>737600574A coalburner girl is worse than a chocolate dipper ladIts just how it is.
>>737587173>why the long face?
>>737600574Eldar men will fuck human women, but they will never marry one.
>>737601113She's sad because she found a piece of her homeworld in your room, like a trophy, and now she's afraid that you were lying to her all along
Argenta isn't a romance option because the rogue trader is an adult and Argenta only goes in for shota cock
>>737601113Elantach... this is the third time you make this jest today. Is it common for your people to repeat the same humorous statements so often?
Bar DLC where you can visit that officer's club that gets mentioned sometimes. The Cove or something>Drinking games with Idira and Jae>Regicide with Heinrix>Yrliet tries some wine, then tries some more, and gets totally drunk even as she insists she's not drunk at all
>>737599834is this a Dark Heresy party member?>>737599446i'm extraordinarily bored. i'd take what i can get.
>Argenta being shy about singing hymns>Pasqal being overly proud of his augmentations and showing them off whenever asked>Heinrix is a chess nerd, not the sinister smart people play chess trope thing but actually super into the game>Ulfar likes to drawI like these little nothing moments that don't mean anything but give a window into the characters soul.
>>737601593>is this a Dark Heresy party member?AllegedlyShe was found in the alpha game files
>>737579203> dual wielding doesn't work.It works perfectly on navy officer origin.
>>737578940never played this game can i side with Slaanesh or am i stuck being an impericuck
>>737601593Yes, there is reference to her in the alpha files. For example>Text": "[Send Aspyce] \"Lord Captain, may I ask you to settle this misunderstanding?\""This is from a very early hostage negotiation and is right alongside similar lines for the playable characters. So it looks like you acquire Aspyce if you visit the spire before going to the underhive, which is currently not possible in the alphaAlso there are all sorts of text lines reffering to "Chorda defender", "Chorda enforcer" and so on. So it seems that you visit her palace in the spire, and there's some sort of fight, and she ends up tagging along with you.
>>737578940No SoB romance no buy
>>737601774Undivided with heavy Tzeenth influence since you end up usurping/absorbing a Tzeentch cult.
>>737601309>What the long face?>Hey Abelard you hear what I said? I said "why the long face?"
>>737601774Don't waste your time with this slop. Owlcat are notorious faggots and activists.
>>737601774Yes you can, to a degreeYou definitely can play a chaoscuck, but it's not super well implement.
>>737601830but i wanna have sex not be a fucking book nerd
>>737601687>>737601812interesting... i will now reevaluate their game. thanks bros.
>>737601874too bad
>>737601841
>>737601812>Well acolyte, you sure know how to show a lady a good time!>Until I get back my warrant, you got more than you bargained for, I'm your throne-damned partner!
>>737578940>couldn't win even with the krorks and the webway cheat code the old ones gave them
>>737600290>all stocks on the blank>*press B to hug the Blank*>*she trembles under your touch*>n... no one has ever hugged me before
>>737602192They did win though. They dominated the Galaxy for MILLIONS of years.
>>737578940Best written character in the whole game. By far. You just hate her because she won't have sex with a retarded ape.
>>737602332She's also really well acted which helps elevate her.
good, yes, good...now have T'au romance please, it is more interesting writingwise
>Best written character in the whole gamehahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>737602431
>>737602461"Best written" does not mean "most likable"Pasqal talks about the most interesting topics of anyone, but he himself is not that interesting.
>>737600574Both are written by women. Here's your answer
>>737602535Cope and sneed, moids
>owlcuck
>>737602519>but he himself is not that interestingHoly shit stop doubling down
>>737602573I just said his personal quest is very interesting and covers serious topics>progress vs stasisin an interesting wayYou don't have to gaslight everyone into thinking that Pasqal is personally interesting as well
>>737602476just think about it : the character would maybe feel a little superior but still would really like you in a very gentle way, and probably also try to recruit you with the Greater Good. Like there's potential for cool writing here.
>>737602196If only
I like when Idira bullies Marazhai and he can't do anything about it because he's scared of her
>>737602196>hug the blank>roll for not shitting in your pants with high penalty>roll for not pissing in your pants with high penalty>roll for not vomiting at her with high penalty>roll for will save with high penalty
>>737603245Now you know how Yrliet feels
Eldar women are literally built to be sacrificed to the ruinous powers
>>737603415Love cultistchan
>>737603415Gimme threesome with Slaanesh-chan and Tzeentch-chan
I liked when Yrliet tried to hug you in Commorragh, but decided against it because she knew she would vomit everywhere and spoil the moment
>>737603415Nurlgechan is just an average fujoshi
>>737603376The key difference being that the power of love will win in the end and we'll overcome the inherent disgust towards blanks to romance her, unlike Yrliet
>>737603415normal people:> "that's a nice tail!"40k lore-knowers:> "that's her cock she's holding, isn't it..."anon:> "should've drawn her fucking herself"
>>737603468Mossa's art is so good, I need to practice more so I can draw like that one day
>>737578940Kibellah mogs so hard
>>737604124His characters are always tastefully grimy somehow
>>737604148Jae mogs all because she's shorter than you like a woman is supposed to be
>>737604521You're the first person who has a good thing to say about her
Jae only becomes decent when she drops the noble slut act and shows her trueself as a dirty imperial guard regiment's barracks bunny with dreams of grandeur
>>737601870>Can actually condemn Yrliet to an eternity of tentacle rapeOhDidn't know that
>>737604482I would like to kiss each and every freckle on longshanks-chan
>>737593079Well do you want more Mass Effect but eurojank and shitty accents? Do you want to explore the belt and meet exciting new types of jeets and niggers?If yes, then Owlcat's The Expanse is for you.Shills will laud laud it as a great Mass Effect spiritual successor, but with everything in the beta. Its gonna be middling.
>>737604482i like canon and fanon felinids.
>>737593079They obviously won't leave but they need their own original IP instead of constantly having to bend the knee to either Paizo or GW now, same reason Larian probably won't touch anything baldur's gate now they got the people looking forward to their next game which they actually own.
>>737578940Why are elves such niggers in WH40K
>>737605747Quoth the DH elf, "Do I care about you humans?" "Do you care about yourselves?" "In our time travelling together I have seen nothing at all to suggest you do." "So how can you expect another species to do what you will not."
>>737579203Dual wielding needs either a Navy Officer perk for melee (main hand at least), or commissar and the pair holster for pistols (or just being Jae because they stacked her with perks and improved dual wielding for some fucking reason) to be alright.
>>737604482>Psyker>Ratling>Beastman>Ogryn>?>Voidborn?>?>NavigatorWhat are the others?
>>737605902I'm 14 and this deep ass quote
>>737606096Felinid and Nightsider.
>>737606096And they're all girls, including the ogryn
>>737586083Based desu. Don't let them fool you that you need fruity space elves
>>737589672People bring it up here all the time man.
>>737590191Got a picture of it painted with thigh highs? For research purpouses.
>>737607304People are shitposting
>>737600716It's only ultra common to one group and that's the fimir because they genuinely need to do it in order to not go extinct and because the grandmas say so.
>>737579030biggest gary stus lmfao
>>737607493Not even close, the space wolves beat them by a country mile.
>get to act 4>every second interaction becomes 'oh you won a speech check, so i'm going to change my entire philosophy on life right this second' >teleport back to the bridgeuhhhh does this continue until the end of the game or what
>>737607992No there's a big wave of it right out of Commorragh It settles down
after the DLC comes out i'm so excited to go full dogmatic. i've found out that reddit loves the iconoclast stuff, plus i got so sick and tired of being a pussy during my playthrough of it. i'm going to have a nice catharsis where i don't have to listen to alien faggots talking shit to me, i'll just kill them immediately.
>>737608067I have a strange problem in that of my two playthroughs I went iconoclast the first time and dogmatic the second. Now I can't even contemplate not going dogmatic, sick xenosloving freaks. Its good because I enjoy it, bad because its soft locking me out of other content I might enjoy
>>737608186Cooperating with the xenos has no bearing on your alignment It's completely separate
want to play rogue trader but I heard the buff spam is as bad, if not worse, than WOTR. is this true?
>>737608063i'm pretty far past it already...argenta in particular is funny. oh btw i killed theodora but this will never come up again. now here's my personal quest, go to this planet, walk for 10 seconds, kill a group of enemies, then go back to the ship. oh hi rogue trader, since you won a speech check i'm a sister repentia now, i just decided. my appearance and demeanor have not changed at all though. seeya.
>>737608270Not true whatsoever There's nothing like buffspam
If we ever do get a Fantasy CRPG an elf will definitely be a companion. The question is will it be a High Elf or Wood Elf
>>737608270>is as bad, if not worse, than WOTRWhoever told you this is a liar, you can't even really prebuff in rogue trader
>>737608316>since you won a speech check i'm a sister repentia now, i just decidedAhaha holy shitYou got the bad end You didn't "win" shitYou were telling her "Hey sister, has it ever occurred to you that you are fucking stupid and lots of people are dead because of you?"She didn't even get to go on her vision quest, the ship wouldn't open for her
>>737587845>>737588126>"I don't take your genes for the Hive Mind. I take them for you and me. Til death do us part">tfw
>>737608270Ehh not really. Buffing is powerful but it's more about extra turns and action economy and building a strong offense. Sadly classes that don't do well on extra turns or have bad action economy or are built to be defensive are just shit, like Operative (bad action economy and exploits don't trigger on extra turns), Assassin (their mechanics don't trigger on extra turns), or Vanguard (everything dies fast making defensive classes pointless).
>>737608316Oh ok maybe I don't remember right I guess aside from Quetza Temer, and the DLC stuff, the remaining content of act 4 is rounding up companion quests The DLC quests are good though Act 5 is short but quite complete
I'm going to have sex
call it hogmatic the way it controls my life
>>737608452i completely won then, thats exactly what i think, she's retardedalso i'm just talking about how the game completely shit the bed. everything became way shorter after commoragh.>>737608506yeah void shadows stuff was excellent, hope to get the same level from the new one. lex imperialis was fine, i like the final quest a lot though.
>>737603007kibs love!
I wish Darktide was less faceless mooks fighting zombies and other mooks in sewer levels, and more of a run-on joke that starts with a Space Marine, a Dark Eldar, and a Tau assassin walking into a Necron's interdimensional bar...
>>737608223Yes but its in character to just space anyone you don't like if you're dogmatic.
I like Argenta more than Yrliet>God Emperor move through me! Be the fire in my heart!
>>737608576then it would be spess muhrine game #492 and not darktide.
>>737589606>that mouth>those legsGene stealers need this addaptation too to win.
>>737608510An incubus is a boy thoughever
>>737607493Space Yiffs though
>>737608614>I am not your mon-keigh servant, xenos>Emperor, guide me!>I hear you blaspheming, no more>You cannot force me, xenos>Pay with your blood, in the name of the Golden Throne!>I deal death with my hands!>An unworthy soul!>The hymns of my order sing of victories long forgotten and matrydoms glorious. What a shame you lack the righteousness to understand even a single note.
>>737586920>>737587550I think Yrliet unironically is supposed to be such a weirdo/autistic femcel that she became an Outcast because nobody at her Craftworld could connect with her or even stand her being around.
Recs for games with haughty unattainable elf characters like Yrliet?
>>737603245That's only if you're a Psyker, and in such an instance you should unironically roll for not just flat-out losing consciousness and dropping on the ground like a sack of potatoes.>>737600290>>737599834I'm all in for the Adeptus Mechanicus female, especially since she's the only one 100% confirmed to be a romance option.
>>737608939It's implied so in a very early conversation. Something like "I chose to become an outcast, even though there were SOME who disapproved" which implies that her parents were unhappy that she didn't do her Warrior path after school like all the other girls.And she outright says she doesn't have any eldar friends.
>Join me in meditation!>The ancestors set my path!>Khaela Mensha Khaine, move through me! Be the fire in my heart!>This is why I was chosen!>Pain cleanses the soul!>*unhinged laughter*>I awoke to a feeling of wonder. As if a Maiden World were blossoming and flourishing, a spirit stone was saved from She-Who-Thirsts, a thousand mon-keigh were burning alive, begging and sobbing and howling.
>>737608993THat depends on a blank power. Not every blank is a sister of silence tier
My dear Anons, we all know that Owlcat is holding back a few romance options for a game/DLC where they can be certain to milk it for maximum profits:>Harlequin Female>Dark Eldar Female
>>737609097
>>737609115Gunner Jurger from the Ciaphas Cain novels is supposed to be a "regular" blank, and still heh as such an effect an Inquisitorial Psyker can't even be in the same room as him.
>>737578940>What Y'riletfag expected>>737587173>What owlcuck gave
>>737608939>nobody at her Craftworld could connect with her or even stand her being around.She's literally me fr
>>737609097Did anyone actually do the whole romance with Yrilet? I got bored after the little meditation session and just lost interest.
>>737609171Yrliet's disaapointments have nothing to do with appearance.
>>737609264I went up to where she asked me to pick between her, Kibs and Cassia and she didn't win. Sure Yrliet, let me thrown away my entire Rogue Trader business by entering a sterile relationship, sure.
>>737609121Press S to smooch your memory of Yrliet, while the real Yrliet watchesPress H to hold her handPress RT to Resist the Temptation
>>737609264Yeah I did it. It was cute at the end. She comes into your room and more or less asks if you want to get married>Yrliet and Elantach>Elantach and Yrliet>Do... do you feel the same?She finally got the romance music to play, too
>>737609121Cryptek female
>>737609272Her model actually looks better than her portrait. Jae likewise.
Why don't these people bathe? All they want to do is humiliate me with bullshit skillchecks. And I'm naked too.
>>737609361Which one did you choose?
>>737599834I hope she's not as ugly as incendia
>>737609520Only Pasqal actually joins you in the bath as far as I know
>Commander what is that commotion from your bedroom?...
>>737599834Part of her romance will be her having a complete meltdown when she realizes that she really isn't a rouge trader anymore, and you have to help her through it.
>>737609524Cassia, who then ended up cucking me while Yrliet went and jumped Marazhai's Corsair cock. Should have picked Kibs. Owlcat really needs to chill with their cuck fetishism.
>GOOD HEAVENS!
There's a new sex mod now, which includes YrlietWhen you tell her to go to your room for meditation, it takes place in bed instead of next to the bath, and you smooch first
>>737609668Cassia is a real gutpunchIt makes no sense what happens.>WILL marry you in a loveless political marriage, but this ends the romance>WILL NOT marry you in a loving normal marriageIt's stupid.Kib is the only one who is pretty normal. I think you can marry Jae too but I guess she's too old to have kids.
>the cuck schizo has arrived
>>737609743>It's stupid.>retards still can't understand Cassia's character and arc
>>737609743I got mad at the Cassia ending ngl>their love quickly extinguishedBitch whatI think given rejuvenat, Jae should be fine if you want to brown your dynasty. Superior space tech, they should have IVF. It still makes Kibs the patrician choice, but I'm not going to go back and replay.
>>737609843It IS stupidBecause she literally WILL marry you if you tell her "let's have a loveless political marriage"She'll do itBut she won't marry you if you say "lady cassia, my love, let us marry for true love"All the political advantages would still be there
>>737609567Oh yeah, he didn't join me, he hogged the whole pool, got oil everywhere and made me watch him bathe. Why is he like this.
>>737609795It's not schizophrenia if a bunch of your romances actually do fuck off and seem happier with other people than your dude in their ending slides.Femcels meanwhile, if they fuck up Jimmy romance have him as a lord inquisitor in a LDR and Marazhai still hits them up for feasts iirc
>>737609843Yeah this. She outgrows her childish interest in you, and decides that she doesn't need you anymore.
>>737610009>romances you don't pick end up with someone else>that's cuckoldingyep, schizo
>>737609880>their love quickly extinguishedOh no, how unfortunateAt least Yrliet tries really hard to make it work. You have to send her away in the end because it's just not possible for her to live among humans
>>737609949Idira is best. She brings weed and tells you jokesArgenta makes you do pushupsYrliet sings a song for you, and you have a skill check to join in the duet, and if you pass she is astonished at how talented you are
Why does Heinrix keep telling Cassia that she's "special"? Is he calling her retarded to her face?
>>737610195What is that text? That's not the ingame one.
>>737610195>it's just not possible for her to live among humansNo, it's the lack of a spirit stone that does her in. Harlequins have no problems whatsoever traveling the Imperium and doing plays for the local populations.
>>737610256It's a version which is still there but can only be accessed by flipping a switch in toybox. It's like her "true romance" ending, but it never naturally activates.
>>737610352I mean the actual font.
>>737610443Don't know about that, I just saved the image. Maybe from an early build?
>>737610283I think she gets a new one.You can see it's fixed in the ending portraitWhen she's looking for "stones" that's stones plural. She's collecting fallen stones from dead eldar, which is the main job of an outcast.
>>737610467Why on earth would the ending slides have a different font from the rest of the game's text? I think you're just full of shit. Early build my ass.
Do not romance elf girls. Human men live for a fraction of a second to them. Your love will transcend boundaries, you'll make her the happiest woman in the realms and then you die, leaving her alone and suffering for the next millenia. Tolkien literally wrote about this. Just marry your home village's farm girl, anon
>>737610737Tolkien also wrote of a elf girl leaving her immortality behind to live and die with her husband.
>>737610532Don't beleive me? Check the RT localization file named en_GB, found in WH40KRT_DATA/StreamingAssets/Localization "bc307436-6a12-4dfe-bfde-09663f6695e2": { "Offset": 0, "Text": "But though her heart ached for home, she could not leave her elantach. Rejected by her kin and deprived of a spirit stone and protection from the filthy claws of Slaanesh, the Aeldari withered away like a bird in a cage. Yrliet was to be found more often in meditation, trying to escape her suffocating reality. Each time her search for strength in the depths of her soul took longer and longer." "7da9fba9-7e63-4fac-8f66-973a12b76db5": { "Offset": 0, "Text": "The elantach {mf|him|her}self put an end to this torment. Not willing to see Yrliet wither away in an alien world, {mf|he|she} persuaded the Aeldari to leave the Expanse. It seems that some things are just not meant to be, and a happy union between a mon-keigh and an Aeldari warrior is one of them." "c2425cc1-4286-4ff7-80d1-8812873d7e5c": { "Offset": 0, "Text": "After bidding farewell to her elantach, Yrliet made her way to her surviving kin."
>>737610490The fact the portrait is unfucked it just Owlcat being retarded.
Yrilet's autism sperg out is quite surprising since she's actually willing to kill fellow craft world eldar as long your rogue trader managed to foster her autism.
>>737610985>Owlcat being retarded.Could that happen??
>>737610240I invited Yrliet because I wanted to make her uncomfortable but yeah she too ignored the pool. At least she was forced to look at my almost naked body.
>>737611037she's very compliant
>>737611087You should invite Cassia next if you haven't done it
Wonder how much if any of that old Xenobiology book is canon.Eldar apparently poop crystals and require multiple mating to properly fertilize an egg since they build layer by layer. Also their ears are confirmed erogenous zones.The book also has pariahs though and those are mega squatted.
>>737611149Sure, I'll choose her next
>>737611195That's a really cool book. I regard it as canon. It has a good plot thread too - the inquisitor investigating alien samples and things going wrong.
i let yrliet talk to her retarded friends in order to save their asses despite the success chance being 0%. she was so upset.
>>737611195The book is still canon, yes. The multiplap holds. For the poop if you re-read it's not flat out crystal it's cristalline spoor, so it's still a sort of poop. Tell Marazhai to wipe before you tongue his anus.
The crew have some choice words for the two of you during the Quetza Temer fiasco.
>crystalline poop
>>737611470It's my empire I'm allowed to be as retarded as I want.
Anyone who thinks Eldar aren't cool can eat the long end of my Helbore bayonet.
>>737611532And throne knows you exercise that right to the full, Lord Captain
I want to make Abelard's life as difficult as possible
>>737611709t. Theodora
>>737587728Because practically any other human civilization which did things differently, didn't survive in the grimdark universe of 40k. Whatever the Imperium does, keeps it going, whereas anything different spelled the death of any other civilization
>>737611787This. They used to have an egalitarian republic that endured for ten thousand years, until there was 1) an AI robot uprising2) the eldar had so much ass sex they created Slaanesh and warp travel stopped working for 1000 yearsThe Imperium is the second attempt at the stars
The B team having to run things while you're stuck in Commorragh would be a good DLC>Janris Danrok>Jocasta Sauerback>Einrich Monteg>Helmsman Ravor>Vox Master Vigdis>Maive
I like her so much
>>737612103The bodyswap scene taught me a lot about male priviledge
>>737612229It taught me I was right to hate horses
>>737592090Funny you should saying that seeing as the exact opposite occurred in rogue trader
>>737605415making a spiritual successor to Mass Effect with no aliens is brain dead. lol
>>737578940She doesn't look like that.
>>737612229More body swaps were neededYrliet <-> ArgentaCassia <-> IdiraAbelard <-> HeinrixMarazhai <-> KibellahSolomorne <-> his dogEveryone would learn something new>Argenta recoils when you try to calm her down, because your touch feels strange in her new body>Yrliet reaches for her spirit stone and finds the Aquila instead, and feels the presence of the Emperor for the first time
>>737611976Maive would be making coffee for the rest of them and that's about it
>>737612103She's cute but I can't get her happy ending no matter how hard I try
>still no tau waifu
>>737612103>in my room all the time>can't take to my bed or the bath>>737612803There isn't one, owlkek hate Maive
>>737579030Why are you grey?
>>737612878>There isn't oneNo... no that can't be right
>>737578940Im using her to kill other eldars then i kilka her, how you can make non heretical char and ally with this filth
>>737612803Not possible unmodified. There's a mod that lets her have a happy ending where she gets married.Without that she always has a bad end.
>>737608939This is why she's perfect for Marazhai who is such a jobber that everyone in Cumrag wants him gone.
>>737613003>how you can make non heretical char and ally with this filthIt says right there on the fucking warrant you pillockYou're allowed.
>>737613031>not married to the RTWhat is this cuck shit?
>>737613032I think their son would be normal.
>>737613003Daddy Emps already gave you the pass
>>737613114DH is before the events of Rogue Trader, Larry could be Yrliet's dad. Would explain her "let me fuck off as a teenager and jump Drukek cock".>Starlight I need to hop around the galaxy some more>Come back Larry your daughter is exhibiting fatherless behaviourPlease Owlcat it would be so kino
>>737578940Keep your mouth shut when you speak to me
>>737612878I like how when you do your big romance finale with Kibellah, Maive is just chilling there off to the side
>>737613270>Larry could be Yrliet's dad.Holy shitThis would work perfectlyThat explains everythingYou could even have a crossover
Wish dark heresy was in 3d and partially was like them old sherlock holmes quests I am starving for detective games
>>737579030Dumb fuck, thats the Deathwatch. Grey Knights actually help Craftworlds with daemons and shit.
>Go to GW the other day>See Death Guard vs Tau>See Necrons vs Tau>Tau is winning bothAre Tau OP
>>737613824>Speak, Lord Captain>I have learned much in my confinement>The interests of house orsellio align with yours - for now>I need no Novator to set my path>You cannot force me, Lord Captain>Stop trying, peasant>My vengeance will be swift!>I see the inner worlds of those around me as an ever-changing canvas of colors. What a shame you lack the capacity to perceive even a single shade.
>>737613968It was ever worse back in the days. They were completely broken and absolutely the antithesis of fun. It heavily contributed to their unpopularity
>>737614040I thought Eldar were the kings of broken on the table?
>>737613968>Are Tau OPYesIn polite society you throw bricks at tau players
>>737614107You need to actually know how to use eldar units since they are all specializedTau can just shoot across the map since the first turn even with basic shitter units - guard needs artillery for that (it costs more points and is less mobile)>inb4 NOOOOO IT ISN'T ACROSS ALL MAP IT IS ACROSS 87,0000009% OF THE MAP THEREFORE IT ISN'T OP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND MY GUNDUMS CAN'T 1v1 ANGRON IN MELEE THEREFORE THEY AREN'T OPGet bricked
>>737614295Is fish of fury still a thing?
>500 replies/ourgirl/ does it again
>>737614529I'd bury myself so deep in her that even Slaanesh would feel it
>>737614529she looks like she fucks Elantachs
>>737614551
Domin
I was raped
Shereen
>>737615810FuckJumpscare
Rape Abel
>>737615918>blows Abel's fucking brains outHeh, nothing personnel, Shereen
i wouldn't even rape jae
>>737615806How'd you manage that?
Rape Maive, rape the horse, rape the jester, rape the rogue trader
>>737616372>Rape MaiveCanon
>>737616372Ok Marzipan settle down
