*leans casually in front of you*>Overheard your conversation. Sounds like you've got a problem... a monster problem. I might be able to help.
>>737581431I always figured impersonating a Witcher and teaming up with one of those shapeshifting dudes would be a pretty good way to make a living. Arrive in town. Shifter plays the Scooby-Doo monster of the week. Pretend to take care of it. Get paid fat chunks of gold dubloons, move on. And since all you can do ye olde medieval settings is spend money on booze and wenches, guess where I'm going motherfuckers, daddy's coming for those big old milk maid tiddies
>>737581431WOT, IS YOU A WITCHAH?PISS OFF, CUNT
>>737581675Don't most quest in Witcher games require/award a trophy, that you then probably present as proof you actually did anything? I swear it's even a plot in some side quest, or maybe the books, that witchers regularly get fucked over because for whatever reason the monster they dealt with didn't leave anything, whether that was from the Witcher's mercy or something else, and as such they don't get paid or paid much less than agreed
>>737581431two swords?? do you have two pricks as well? hehehe
>>737581431I just started playing W3 for first time. Im only 10 hours in but like...will combat get better? Combat is insanely janky. Also whats the point of healing items early in the game when they dont really heal you during enemy encounters like its a bizzare system.
>>737582083My favorite is the city guard NPC who just rips ass then guffaws like an absolute zero fucks given gigachad
