>A Steam gift card? We don't sell them here kid. You should be studying instead of playing these dumb computer games.
why is cleavage so hard to not stare at?
>>737583214Bitch you work at a gas station now show me them tiddies.
the joke is old women tits? that's it??
>>737583214Yep, tits too fat
>>737583284>he isn't just staring directly at the tits
Glasses are so unattractive on women, I swear they wear them deliberately to upset me
>>737583214does she do porn?
>>737583284https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-025-03122-5you are biologically wired to be aroused by breasts
>>737583284Your brains rewards you for doing it. It's a simple, quick, and easy way to feel good for a moment.
>>737583214breasts
>>737583591yeah look up Kendall Penny
>>737583576Leave it to a /v/irgin to have the objectively worst taste in women, they never disappoint.
>>737583214>photos of candy on the shelf stuck on instead of the actual candysomething tells me this area has a lot of future rocket scientists
>>737583796How? Reverse searches have degraded to the point that they're worthless half the time.
>>737583853just trust me bro
>>737583883Now that's a red flag not to trust you.
>>737583214Alright well in that case let me suck on your tits and maybe you can suck on my little kid dick hehe
>>737583825That's cyrillic so it might actually be
>>737583214Shut up rapemeat
>>737583214>short hairi'll pass
>>7375835762nd gayest man alive>>737584189his competition
>>737583214>I could be the son you never had miss
>>737584291>not liking short hair is considered gayok just fuck a dude then retard
>>737583214>maybe I can do something for you to get a gift card?end up fucking her tits and cumming inside of heris that simple
>>737583605not me though
>>737583284That's what women like.
>>737583938Your loss. You just missed the chance to meet and possibly envelop in a passionate romance with with, the coolest most hottest most trustworthy anon that ever roamed this interactive laundromat
For the price of a video game you could touch boobies at your local whorehouse.Yet you choose video games.
>>737585097I can touch my wifes boobs whenever I want. I used her feet just last night too
>>737583214I cum buckets to sperm hospital, grandmams and agedlove. Mature women are so happy when they get dick, its so fucking hot. Young whores who get flooded by simp comments are so fucking dead inside and it's so painfully obvious that they're just acting
>>737584291it's a troon retard.
>>737583214i wanna get molested by her
>>737583214I want her to peg me
>>737583214Ew
>>737583576genuine faggot
>>737584291Your ideal woman:
>>737585025All the more reason not to trust you.
>>737583825its in russia somewhere so you are correct
>>737584968Same, I am wired be aroused by hard throbbing penises.
>>737583284It's where our first meals are supposed to come from. It is instinctual. Even when we're not hungry, we hunger for breasts.
>>737583214are gift cards the biggest scam ever?the shop is just selling you store credit at a 1:1 ratio but since there's no guarantee the gift card will ever actually be used the store just randomly gets free money
>>737587309Yes. The amount of gift cards that expire each year is in the billions of dollars.
>>737587309>the shop is just selling you store credit at a 1:1 ratio but since there's no guarantee the gift card will ever actually be used the store just randomly gets free moneyCongrats anon, you just discovered why gift cards exist.
>>737587309>get $50 gamestop giftcard for secret santa from coworker in 2004>lose it>remember I lost a free game of my choice every few years>move serval times>move to Europe>get married>have kids>2025>I should read that mechwarrior book legend of the jade phoenix again>pull it off bookshelf>gamestop gift card falls outYou have no fucking idea how much I fucking seethed.
>>737583214I should be studying? How about you give me some special education huh?
>>737583214imagine her giving you your first forced blowjob and then she swallows the evidence before they come back home
Unless you're going for medical school you really shouldn't waste your youth studying all the time.
>>737587710>>move to Europe>>get married>>have kidsneed I fucking hate living in the US
>>737583284I didn't realize girls can tellI stared at my aunt's tits for like 30 minutes when she sat across from me
>>737588976You know how you can tell where someone is looking by following their pupils, right?
>>737589228yes but i didn't know at the time
>>737589308>>737588976You probably made her wet and she was just ashamed to admit it lil bro
>>737584189>short hairI'll impregnate
>>737585268Even better
>>737589380shut up freak
>>737588976If she is showing her fat saggy hag tits around then she clearly wanted to seduce you and lure you into incestuous impregnation sex. Well done on resisting, anon kun
>>737583214How do I honestly pick up women like her who are like in their 40s??I always wanted to fuck a girl that looked like OP's pic.Should I just try Hinge. I don't care if I gotta pay but there HAS to be a way to meet these hags without much problem.
>>737589484Oh I'm supposed to just think that she had her tits hanging out for no reason?
>>737589571>>737589627it was like picrel cleavage isn't this minimalshe's religious i doubt it was to be a whore
>>737583214Imagine taking a fat shit in between her tits then tit fucking her tits then having her suck off your shitty dick
>>737587309Steam gift cards is a way to pay for Steam games with cash essentially. That’s not nothing.
>>737589734Show us what your aunt looks like
>>737590101she's hot desu i saw her again last week she's like 60 now but looks 46very pale skin and black hair
>>737590027What do you mean with cash? It's so easy to get debit and credit cards now.
>>737590230Fuck show us bro
>>737590305When you're an adult maybe. 12 year old me had piss all but cash and gift cards as options.
>>737590230At least check out the milf thread on /gif/ and find a look alike.
>>737583214Do I insert a cd or cartridge in there?
>>737583214Care to help me study for Sex Ed?
>>737583796oh you son of a bitch
>>737583214She's ugly but kinda hot at the same time.Also, with that schnozola, she's what Bayonetta would be irl(a Semitic devil-summoning witch)
>>737583284you're engaging in a battle that no straight man has ever managed to win
>>737583853For anything reverse image search related, use YandexWay fucking better for whatever reason
>>737591016>>737591016Already checked. Got some results, but they were random russian sites.
I work part time in a shop (please kill me) and for some reason the only person who buys Steam cards is this one guy who comes in at least once a week to buy a ÂŁ20 card with cashLike, what the fuck is he doing with them all? Hats? Over the time I've been working he must have spent hundreds, maybe thousands on Steam by now, surely he's not so bad at trading that he needs to keep pouring money into it?
>>737589734Religious women still have their own sexual desires, just supressed. My aunt was hyper religious but was always showing off her thick hag body with tight clothing and revealing cleavage. She made me cum gallons. Sexy aunts are the bane of boys between 13 to 20
>>737591256You should let him fuck your tight boy pussy anon, maybe that would heal his steam card addiction
>>737590230God I fucking love gilfs
>>737583284I know right? It's like a black hole your eyes can't escapeI don't even like big tits
>>737589621Most hags over 40 are desperate for cock so its not that hard, just be confident and invite them to drink something and once theyre drunk enough you can fuck them all night. Ive fucked like 4 milfs and 2 gilfs lile this. Just dont look like a homeless guy and show youve got money to take care of them
>>737591686>show youve got money to take care of themwhy the fuck would they be looking for that when they're hooking up with a younger guy? that makes no sense.
>>737591745So they dont think youre an useless piece of shit. Buy thrm a drink. Not all of them are sugar mommies or have money.
>>737591613I know its them purring but I fucking hate that gif so much its insane. I live in a rat free place and always wanted one as a pet till I saw that gif.
>>737591404I remember in middle school there was this girl who was known for having a very religious family and everyone knew her as the religious girl. One day she disappeared and turned out she was kicked out of school for letting dudes fingerbang her in the restroom during lunch
>>737583214what is bayonetta doing
>>737583214sag hex
>>737586685L O N D O NONDON
>>737591885LmaoThe more suppressed the more perverted and extreme they become
>>737587309Its a safe way to make sure the person buys something from store and doesnt go buy a sack of weed instead if the gift was cash
>>737591885heab cnnuy
>>737583214God imagine going in her store at 2AM and she invites you to the back for a quick bareback fuck
>>737589991Easy, Rajesh
>>737583214Shut up whore. Our workplaces have been consumed by petty drama, our education system has stopped caring about the things that actually matter, our justice system has stopped working to keep us safe, and our society has been ran into the ground since we started letting women into positions of power.Take your vapid social games and belief that men should exist to serve you and piss off.
>>737592170And then reveals her huge futa cock and fucks you instead!
>>737583284My 50-something 8th grade social studies teacher had the same haircut and glasses as the lady in the op, but a much different face, with an upturned nose. Not ugly by any means, just different. One day, she wore a black blouse with a v-cut neckline that gave everyone a good look at her voluptuous breasts and deep crevice that parted them. She would usually stand to the right of the dry-erase board where she projected her Power Point presentations, sometimes waiting patiently while we jotted down notes. That day, I finished writing and lifted my head, when I caught her doing one of those stretches that women do, where they plant their hands on their lower back and push their chests out. I felt my eyes widen involuntarily. I kept my gaze on that magnificent rack until she turned her head and looked me in the eyes. She must've known of the effect she could have on a 14-year-old boy because she stopped stretching immediately and turned her attention back to the dry-erase board.I told my friends about how embarrassed I was, to which my best friend responded, "Dude, that's what she wants: attention. It's all any woman wants." I didn't totally agree with that analysis, but I appreciated his support.
whenever a woman shows cleavage I just make aggressive eye contact instead, fuck you you stupid bitch I'll look where I want. it's like watching tickling joi videos, as a matter of fact I will NOT blow my load when you count down, I'll do it whenever I want. you can't control me women I'm emotionally complex
>>737583214they'll hate her, but she told the truth>>737583358>Bitch you work at a gas stationthat makes her an even greater authority on the topic of 'things you shouldn't be doing'
>>737583214genuinely did anyone ever “study”? i dont know anyone that did. what were you supposed to do? read material that was already shown in class? then what is class for?
>>737594894>then what is class for?Anon no you're not supposed to say that.You're getting too close to noticing.
>>737594894You look at it a second time, and do the exercises, so you remember
>>737594636i should do that more often just stare at peoples asses and cleavage like a niggerthey deserve to feel uncomfortable
>>737583214disgusting jew whore
>>737594894Studying (with flash cards) reinforces the memorization>internalization meme that leads to abysmal knowledge retention in children.
>>737594894I graduated from university somehow even though I bombed anything multiple choice but aced anything written. Multiple choice is so fucking stupid, especially when the layout it >A) obviously wrong to the point that it could be a joke>B) the answer the professor wants>C) not the answer the professor wants but you could make a case for it>D) kinda wrong but again if it was short answer you could easily get partial creditto say nothing of all the nonsense group work that only existed so there were less papers to grade
>>737583214Foolish woman. I've already obtained all the knowledge in existence.
>>737583214>ok butterface
>>737583284It's easy if you aren't a titfaggot. Infact I love staring at a big tit slut's eyes just to break her ego
>>737594636Based
>>737594636I started averting my gaze from women in public around the time MeToo started to avoid looking like a creep, and it became second nature over time. You may think I'm a pussy, but I see it as being mindful of their comfort, and also a great way to knock some of them down a peg. Like an ego check for those who think they can waltz through life on their looks alone.
>>737583214>yandexholy fuck is there some kind of slav fetish for hag shopkeepers?Based.
>>737596391>You will never operate a convenience store in some backwoods Russian shithole with your cute Russian wife Why live?
>>737596842>Slavs live shitfuck lives>But atleast it's with a cute foid
>>737583214
>>737589621You don't.Woman in their late 30s-40s don't age out of being picky retards. They like young guys, yes, but they're looking for young frat guys with money. They're not gonna fuck the autistic guy just because he has a thing for hags.You will find them on Hinge, but they always, and I mean always, have kids.
>>737597571Any nightmare is tolerable if you've got someone to suffer with
>>737583576
>>737589621Majority of old bitches cry and mope about muh age gap. "No, I can't have sex with you, you're in your 20s/30s and it'd be so weird.". My personal favorite is, "my kid is around your age it'd be soooo weird haha but I matched anyway to shatter your dream.". Older women deserve to be smacked for gatekeeping their ancient tomb holes.
>>737591745Because you're a grown fuckin man. It isn't attractive if you're still leeching off your mother.
>>737598019Yeah but if they gave it up easy you'd still be shit talking them
>>737598474>Yeah but if they gave it up easy you'd still be shit talking themOf course. I loathe women and see them as my cum sock.
>>737594636>>737595073>>737596265
>>737583284Because breasts are proof of good nutrition, therefore good health.You wonder why theres so few girls with little tits anymore? That's the growth hormones in the milk.>b-but they're for feeding the babies So are they in all mammals, yet the human is the only mammal with a permanent breast. Turns out my dairy farm experience makes me uniquely qualified to talk about this. If you don't keep a dairy cow consistently pregnant, the cows udder shrivels. In fact, they don't want you to know this because people want "young meat" (at least if you care about flavour and texture) but the beef you buy at the store? That's sometimes dairy cows too old to get pregnant. Not illegal if the abattoir doesn't ask the age.
>>737589991Most based man alive
>>737598749Breasts≠dick, chud, as they're a secondary sexual appendage. A dick would be a primary sexual appendage.
>>737599351>secondaryboobas are more important than pussy!
>>737599351so i can show my ass cleavage?
>>737599502true>>737599802yes, preferably with low-rise jeans
>>737596265i agree, i've been doing it for years now. primarily because i want to annoy them though. the best is when a coworker was so blown out by me never taking her bait that she said 'oh i finally realise, you must be gay' because of course i would have to be, to not be interested in her. i got her in trouble for sexually harassing me, it was amazing. using the weapon of the enemy against them. our other women coworkers immediately turned on her too. also she had a boyfriend the entire time she was strutting around work like a streetwalker and flirting with me.
>>737599351if i wear a tshirt and then complain about others being able to see my bare arms, is that logical and acceptable for me to do?
>>737599802Become a plumber.
>>737600065Based thotslayer understanding how to play the game
>>737595260i feel like multiple choice favors midwits (like me) that have recall memory. just pick whatever sounds the most familiar and it usually is right.
>>737588939yuropooristan is worse tho
>>737599252>If you don't keep a dairy cow consistently pregnant, the cows udder shrivelsIs this true for other milk animals? What about goats?
>>737599802No because ass has no meaning for a manThe equivalent would be hands and forearms. Strong forearms indicate health and strength in a manNot coincidentally, many women gush over a man with good forearms
>>737583358
>>737600065I completely detached myself from foids in the workspace when I worked at a warehouse with a cute Puerto Rican girl. She was your typical sassy, outspoken, funny, dumb as hell, but endearing Boricua, towards me at least. Anyway, one day I'm unloading a container with her and another guy. At some point, the two of them stop working and just share stupid tiktok videos with each other. They're laughing with each other and just generally having a good time, while I keep working. Like two hours after we finish unloading the container, one of the older ladies I worked with said that the Puerto Rican girl was looking for me because she wanted me to corroborate her sexual assault allegations against the other guy. I was in there the entire time, and saw ZERO foul play. I thought to myself, "If this were Wednesday instead of Tuesday, or if I wore a red shirt instead of a black shirt, those arbitrary allegations could've been targeted towards me." To further prove that her story was bullshit, the older lady told me later that the Puerto Rican girl sat at the same table as the other guy during the lunch break, talking as usual, as if everything was fine. Turns out she had a crush on the other guy, despite the two of them being in committed relationships.
>>737587309they're also really disrespectful as gifts for loved ones, it's fine for a job to give you one for like winning a raffle or whatever inane shit but to give someone you're supposed to care about worse money as a gift is just awful, don't do that to people
>>737602008Yeah the whole point of a gift is to show your understanding of the recipient. It's a form of communicating that you understand what interests them
>>737587710>be given 50$ gift card for the mall at high school graduation by nice woman who worked at kids support office>didnt expire for years, put it aside because not in a rush to spend it>looked through old school grad stuff recently, found gift card, unspent>felt like the biggest ungrateful loser
>>737597571>t.
>>737583214I haven't been called kid in decades old hag.
>>737603181I get called kid all the time, people say i look 14.I'm 32.
>>737583576Just making this post to call you based, anon, and tell you I approve.I swear, the internet almost had me convinced I was the only one on this gay reddit earth who thought that the stupid "sexy librarian" glasses look terrible on women.
>>737604116>t.
>>737598418I can be the son they never had
>>737604683Literally me except i'm uglier.
>>737587309I often buy gift cards when they're on sale. Best cases I get 20% off, like $50 gift card for $40. You just gotta be patient and shop around.
>>737591745Because they're women>>737604925They probably have kids already
>>737605001Well, at least you're honest, you ugly boy! ;p
>>737605372you're a retarded third worlder that doesn't understand what I meant
>>737604116Sorry about your manlet status
>>737605508Hey, i never said i was small. That'd be hell.
