https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj_1CzKUR4wSAARBROS... WE ARE SO BACK!!!!
why did they pick the lightest skinned most european looking indian. curious.
They made the title memeable on purpose, didn't they?
>>737585519That's just a normal looking Brahmin
>>737585306>>737586223curse vishnu
>>737585519>videogame chooses an actual attractive person as main character modelwelcome to the early 2000s, my boy
>>737585306Looks like he has 100% steppe Aryan DNA. Meaning he is literally just white. You can still find guys like this in isolated parts of Northern India and Pakistan
>>737585306Brahmin are honorary whites. Proto-Aryans. It's no wonder so many of them are billionare CEOs at US companies
>>737585306He's English.Also who gives a fuck where anyones from, is the game good? No. It's Returnal but less fun.
>>737585306>INDIAN MAIN CHARACTERAm I a bad person if this game doesn't look appealing to me simply because of this?
>>737585519europeans are... le racist?
>>737585306SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARos
>>737586909I will now buy your game
>>737586741and yet their still importing their shit-kin...
>>737585306HA HA HAYOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNYHA HA HAMAKING FUN OF INDIAN PEOPLEIT NEVER FUCKING GETS OLDHA HA HAI CAN'T STOP LAUGHINGBECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE INDIAN PEOPLE HAVE IT DIFFICULT ENOUGH ALREADYIT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE TO ENDURE ABUSE AND OSTRACIZATION EVERYWHERE WE GOHA HA HAIT'S FUCKING HILARIOUSYOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNYHA HA HA
>>737586741True. We are original Aryan, unlike cumskin timmies who are the son bastards of only fan whores.
>>737586854>Also who gives a fuck93% of the world give a fuck and they use that fuck they give to help their own and fuck over you.
>>737587132He's back lmaoGet ready for his demented spam of AI feet pics
>>737585306I get why people wouldn't want to play this:>Woke Diversity>Sony ExclusiveBut I believe this game will legitimately mog RE9 and Pragmata gameplay wise, and probably story wise. I don't think it will do Pragmata numbers but I bet the hate-tries and Returnal Cult Following will make Saros sell better than expected.
>>737587756The marketing for Saros is non-existent compared to Pragmata. No demo, no online push. Just some trailers. This is one of those games I think would have done well on PC for Sony, but now its just stuck on PS5 for good.
>>737585306
I find it boring to play games these days where the story is not engaging. RE9 and Pragmata are the only games I played this year as the stories and characters were engaging along with the fun gameplay. All the reviews say the story and characters are shit in this game so even if the gameplay is good its pointless.
>>737587874>The marketing for Saros is non-existent compared to Pragmata.Well one, you're currently participating in the marketing for Saros. It's been a fraction of Pragmata, but Pragmata also didn't break records (it do well, but not crazy well). The demo for Saros was Returnal, and Pragmata needed a demo because nobody was sure the gameplay would even work before the demo released. I think it will take a week or so for Saros to hit a million. You also gotta factor in that Sony guarantees people will at least see the game.
>>737588141>RE9 story >engaging lel
>>737588141Returnal was engaging story wise, but it was also a LOST style mysterybox (except there was actually a mystery). I bet most reviewers didn't even realize what the story for either game was about.
>>737585306lots of organic engagement on that video I see
>>737585306That just looks like Arthur Morgan
>>737588328It doesnt have to be some high art. But it was engaging enough. I wanted to see what would happen with Gideon and Zeno
>>737588328better than whatever slop this or returnal is
>>737588483>Gideon and ZenoI think Zeno was handled perfectly, and so was Gideon... until they killed him. Gideon impressed me at the end with how onboard he was with Umbrella to a cult like level while also still being a genius scientist. I wish he became a recurring villain. Wasted opportunity. I miss Wesker.
>>737588328If you watch reviews for Saros even the reviews that give it a high score say the story sucks and is worse than Returnal.
>>737588750Which one?
>>737588141>Anime shit>Pedo shitBoth have gay dialogue. You have the mental maturity of a teenager.
>>737589139Okie dokie
>>737588332Devs confirmed that there's no concrete story to Returnal. They just mashed a bunch of concepts they liked together. That's why if you try to form a theory on the story, it falls apart unless you ignore chunks of stuff from the game. The promise of a story is just there to get you to keep playing, but it's a non-existent afterthought.
>>737588368>RE4residentevil4jeets explain yourselves
>>737585306>SARRos
>>737585306fun fact: "sáros" means "muddy" in hungarian
>>737586223Nah there are some dark ass Brahmin sorry jeet but you will never be white, whites literally do not care that you are Brahmin you are no different from Shudras to us
>>737590407Reminds me of evangelion
will AAA get the fucking hint when this flops?
Ive never played a bullet hell game and I want to try out something new. I might get it
>>737585306Is he really indian or is it another stupid meme
>>737587756Yotei caught all the same shit and sold 3 million in a month. Saros should be fine.
>>737585519he is def not glazed enough fpr my tastes
>>737591826He is a British actor of Indian descent. If you watched the show iZombie in the CW, he was the forensic guy on it.
>>737591990So he's Indian.
>>737585306Good morning, Saaros!!
>>737587132Damn mutahar its going to be okay man
>>737585306>SAAROS
>>737587132ramesh melty
Street shitting jannies are handing out bans for making fun of Indians, and people try to claim Indians haven't made /v/ worse
>>737587756saaaar(os)
>>737591779Im indian btw
>>737585306->jeet main characterSigh, they never learn do they?No, I won't buy your gameYes I will review bomb wherever I canYes I will share memes about how shit Indians are and how woke the game isNo, you can't stop or prevent this.Loom I am sorry, but I am just going to do it ok?
>>737587132Shouldn't have rejected the way of the Buddha in favor of the way of cowshit, faggot.
its just so easy to stop being made fun of, and these street shitters just refuse
>>737599954nice bird, welcome to the world, little man
>>737586421>Attractive>Indian
I noticed there were absolutely no women in the trailer I saw.
>>737600340I refuse india is a real placeit's all one massive psyop to make me hate the world outside of my bedroom even more
>>737600340Imagine the stench. This is what the elites are trying to import into your country.
>>737600340Why are they like this? Even Africans have more self control. I used to think African countries were as bad as it could get. Turns out there’s a place even worse than that.
>>737585519Doesn’t look European in the slightest. Nice try, saar.
>>737585306found him @FBI
>>737601519>GermanpreetI'm starting to believe these names ain't even real
>>737587132GM
>>737587132>MAKING FUN OF INDIAN PEOPLEYou know what's even funnier? You thinking Indians are people
>>737586223Ranjeesh...
why did they make the MC Arthur Morgan instead of a Indian
>>737599954What a sophisticated little bird, he's gonna go far i bet
>>737586909Me on the far right
>>737601961faster!
>>737585306So it's like Returnal except you shit yourself over and over?
>>737585306>>737585519>>737587132>>737591962>>737602453Rahul Kohli is hardly indian, loved when he would appear on funhaus, shame they added that tranny. Besides he gets to put it in Alanah's ass thats kinda based right?
>>737585306My damns: not giving them
>>737587132Fuck off poop worshiper
>>737585306I can play games with black man protag but Indian shit eater?? That's the line I will never cross no matter how good the game is, fuck Jeets
SAAAR ARE YOU VIDEOGAME? BITCH AARE YOU???
>>737585306modern slop all looks the same.it looks so fucking ugly.
>>737587902haha
>>737585519Good looking jeets exist. They are very rare though. Most of jeet DNA is shit.
>>737600417The psyop was the past seventy years of television and film conditioning you to believe that third worlders were your more cultured intellectual peers. Smartphones and worldwide internet access shattered that hymie fantasy instantly.
>>737604483Of course a poojeet would like anal
You niggas don't play games kys
>>737591962Dudes built like a thanksgiving turkey
>>737585306>PS5 gameso no one will ever play it?
>>737607727Same, desu. Indians just trigger some sort of primal, uncanny valley feeling within me. They’re very off putting. Even the so called “good looking” ones. I had no problem playing as the ugly grandma in Returnal, but I shan’t be playing this. No matter how many jeets shill it in these threads. I’m going to laugh when this horribly flops because of how off putting the idea of an Indian protagonist is. Even Indians don’t want to play as an Indian.
>in returnal you played as troon david bowie>returnal 2 has you played as an indian>alongside old hagswhat is wrong with that studio?
>>737608729What's the problem is the game is gameplay first and the gameplay is good?
>>737608609Indians are fucking repulsive and narcissist>>737607947Fuck off jeets you will never be as cool as blacks, disgusting piece of literal shit race on earth.
>>737608916>the gameplay is good?you don't sound very certain of it
>>737608916bullet hell slop isn't good gameplay. also first impressions matter. nobody wants to as ugly old people (as evidenced by the abysmal sales)
>>737608916>what's wrong with driving around in a gay looking car if the car drives really good?
I’m having a good time with Pragmata, I can’t do RE games anymore so it’s nice Capcom figured out something I could enjoy. Not a fan of bullet hell games so this is a miss until it shows up in the extra catalogue at some point but this games got way too much going on for me. Feels very adhd with all the spaz jumping around but kudos for moving away from a female protag.
>Launch trailer has less than 300k viewsKek, flop incoming.
that run/gun animation with the static upper body and the fast legs looks like some loony tunes shit, holy kek
>>737587902remastered
>>737611960>the pixelated dung in the cornerkek, based gemini turning on it's masters
>>737585519Theres no such thing. Jeet is jeet.>>737586223Theres 0 difference between braphmins and dalits, to us you are all dalits.
>>737607894Selfie! They know how to have fun
>>737585306>nigger tier intelligence>chink tier physique>jew tier morals>pig tier hygieneWhats wrong with pajeets? Its as if God just set every slider to min when making them.
>>737587132This but unironically.
>>737608021Yep
>>737587132HELLO SAROS!
>>737609001I am pretty certain it is great just returnal If you into bullethell Unlike this nigga >>737609038>>737610059But car is cool looking 99% of the time you are dodging and shooting and not looking at faces but /v/tards are addicted to drama related to games they have 0 interest in
>>737610971Returnal was already pretty niche. I have no idea who thought “let’s do that again but one where you play as someone from the most hated race”? It’s like they’re trying to fail.
>>737613126What percentage of people who would have otherwise bought an exclusive TPS bullet hell game would do so if the protagonist were white instead of brown?
>>737588141>RE9 and PragmataShouldn't be a problem then considering you're used to shit stories.
>>737613224Can’t speak for anyone else but I would have at least given it a shot. Returnal was decent. Not playing Saaros, though. Sick of seeing those goblins everywhere.
>>737607947>>737586421>>737586223>>737585519>lightest skinned most european looking indianDOES NOT EXIST good attempt jeeto
>>737613383>he looks Italian, saar. People can’t tell us apart at all. We are just tanned white peopleThey genuinely believe this.
>>737602545
Lovely thread, fellas. I’m sure all of you own a PS5 and would have bought this game if the protagonist were different
>>737613869I got my pro in early March so after first price bump but before the last one but I’m not interested in this or bullet hell in general. Pragmata was fun but back to Palworld or Satisfactory for me. Long time til Last Epoch pops on over and I’m done with PoE/D4 so I’m kinda in need of a loot game with friends as Arc Raiders has fizzled.
>>737585306nothing about India can be trusted. just look for average indian movies on IMDB and see for yourself. their blind nationalism and lack of sentience is disgusting.
SAAAAR
