>pillar of the Horror Community>never ever played Siren or Visage in 10+ years of streamingholy shit this guy is a scam
hey would you shut the fuck up, somebody shoot this bitch already, get banned from my stream hehehe thank you BUTT HASH hey get parried break time creamed corn i gotta get up and stretch be right back LIGHTNING... AND SHIT *Cuphead music starts playing*
>>737587364VIDEO GAMES, FAGGOT, VIDEO GAMES!
>>737587364who?
>>737587364Final Fantasy XIII playthrough when?
when did you realize it wasn't a bit and aris is actually retarded?
>>737587364He's a pillar of the 3rd world developer community
>>737591393After he stopped playing Tekken
>>737591393Easily clears 125 IQ. He just developed an incredible skill for acting like a retard by being forced to commingle with the LA stoners he went to high school with.
>>737591393as soon as he starts talking about literally anything outside of videogames
>>737587364Hey. It's that guy from the Crowcbat thingamajig.
>>737591983He struggles with basic life activities like turning on an air fryer.
>>737591393When he timed me out for making a simple comment he didn't like regarding a subject on jobs and careers in the fgc I realized he was kind of an idiot when it comes to actually discussing topics and only attempts witty little zingers about everything so I unfollowed. His chat is like a cult that keeps spamming dumb little catch phrases and posting his lame channel emotes everywhere thinking other people understand them (no one knows who valle is anymore)
>>737592154kek you just reminded me he threw food in the microwave for like 8 minutes the first time he used one because he never had one growing upMaybe he's a little tarded
>>737592379Get shot bytch atpRtsd
>>737592379Honestly, good on him for keeping his chat readable instead of everyone feeling incentivized to type up dumb shit like usual, no one is there to read about having a fucking job while watching some stoner replay RE
>>737592379nice essay i can see why he banned you
>>737587364This miserable guy only plays crappy games.
>>737587534oh, yeah, and buy a shirt, will ya?
Aris' chat is one of the last places where lurk more still applies and I'm glad it does.
>>737592687list good games
Resident Evil 1Resident Evil 2Resident Evil 4Demon's Souls Dark Souls Bloodborne Super Hexagon Diablo II Evil Within
>>737592379>Hey alright.>click>click>click
why listen to a retard who whines like a bitch about current tekken?sometimes, you just have to judge people by their looks alone if they are reputable enough in anything
>>737593543Everyone hates current Tekken and Tekken players. They're bitches.
>>737587534fpbp
Reminder Aris jerks off to onlyfans trannies on twitter
>>737593720proof?
>>737593720Aris loves hidden taepodong missiles
>>737593752It used to be visible before likes went privateHe also makes on streams sometimes about trannies like "y'know makeup goes a long way, I've been fooled before, no hate"
>>737593720>>737593752california genes
>>737593752kayopolice and her hidden chinese hot dog stuck with him
>>737587364Hagrid if he was a degen streamer.
>>737587534And it’s kino every time
in a just world, this guy would be serving pizzas at 50 like he was destined to. instead hes a millionaire.
>>737591393When he said that he would rather throw away dirty dishes and buy new ones rather than washing them
why is he green?
>>737593752https://youtu.be/eEya08GzZRE
>>737587364am i supposed to know who the fuck this is?
>>737594094that doesn't mean he's retardedit just means he's rich and doesn't give a fuck
>>737594075Hes got that luck buff, it just came at the cost of his hair.
>>737594146Soul Calibur II world champion and former pillar of the Tekken FGG
>>737594178That absolutely means he's retarded.
>>737593543why wouldn't you whine like a bitch about current tekken?
>>737594120Why aren't you?
Is Crying Is Not Enough still king? Has it been dethroned?
>>737594274I don't play it. Neither does he.
>>737594370>I don't play itwhy not?
I still don't know what RTSD means
>>737594370>Plays early test>Cautiously optimistic>Sees that they doubled down on making it worse at release>Sees how awful tournaments are>Is sponsored to play a FF characterHe has plenty of reasons
>>737591393you can figure it out by watching his stream for 5 minutes its literally never been a secret his brain is cooked from being a chronic stoner for decades, why do you think he takes so man "breaks"? Every "break time amigo" is Aris smoking more weed. He's the typical California pothead.
>>737587364Being unfamiliar with a genre helps originality.
>>737587364>>never ever played Siren or Visage in 10+ years of streamingBased
>>737594471Rush that shit down
>>737594503If he was really upset at the state of the game he wouldn't have accepted the sponsorship money but he has no moral integrity.
>>737594338because I'm blue daba dee daba die
>>737594594And miss out on an opportunity to shit on the continued failure that is Tekken 8 and Murray some more? He'd have to be a fool.Look at the screen Michael.
>>737594692>OOOOOOOOUGH
>>737594225I haven't played any of these shitty games so yeah, no wonder i have no clue who this is
>>737594692that was cheap
>>737592379seething redname
>>737594550Siren is literally unplayable trash and Visage is edgy walking sim trash. I’d deduct points from anyone trying to aurafarm off these games.
>>737594760keep it that way, amigo
>>737593720old guy i used to work with had like 4 onlyfans subscriptions and he was proud of showing it to usboomers zoomers millennials everyone is retarded
>>737594760I don't even like fighting games, but Soul Calibur II is peak vidya
>>737587364>>737591393He installed the Pragmata demo and started it up and when he saw that you could see Diana's feet on the title screen for the demo he called it a sus pedophile Lacari game for weirdos and uninstalled it performatively without even trying the game.
>>737595276Man's a clairvoyant.
>>737595276Evil is in the eye of the beholder.
>>737595276I get why he doesn't want to stream it. There are some weirdos in his chat.
>>737587364and thanks abeat mameat
>>737595540also, thanks to kojinas pussu
he called me ESL and the chat laughed at me. it was really mean :(
>>737594715He didn't shit on it at all. He couldn't, or he wouldn't get the money.
>>737595276He doesn't want coomers in his chat
>>737587534This kind of thing is why he can develop a community around him
>>737587364>Pillar of the horror community>Literally only likes a couple of resident evil games and nothing elsehonestly a very accidentally faithful representation of the horror community
>>737592137Really? Looks like the guy in The Gigantic Beard That Was Evil.
>>737595276Reminder that Lacari's entire life was ruined in literally 7 seconds. Regardless of your stance on the notepad incident it's incredibly fucked up just how quickly someone can lose everything.
>>737594120it used to signal he smoked weed and was high, now its just a bit I dont think he smokes anymore
>>737587364hey alright
>some retard in chat tries to get chummy with him>berates them extensively and bans themonly real nigga in the game anymore
forsen
>>737593441add dkc, mario 64, and mgs1
>>737595980That's why if Aris is smart, he'll just save money and not spend it frivolously; his streaming career could end because of any little thing.
>>737596403For someone who has extremely high standards for video games and checks out of everything at the first sign of bullshit, it's really strange that he likes MGS. At least he is right about Kojima being a hack now.
>>737596548he only likes 1 and 3, said 2 and 4 were terrible, and said comparing MGS3 to MGS1 is like comparing Fraiser to Cheers
>>737595653greeting from america :)
Be right back im going to go look at flowers
>>737595980that's karma for having goon material on his streaming pcthere's no reason to be that careless as a stream with over 1k viewers
>>737587364Why would anyone subject themselves to Siren?
>>737595276>boot game>get flashed with little robot girl soles I mean that's pretty weird. Perverted jap devs
shut the fuck up red name having bitch
>>737595980Don't know why that idiot didn't have a second computer for that problem. Most streamers typically don't use the same pc they use normally for opsec. You could even right it off on your taxes, there's really no excuse.
>>737596987You have to understand that lacari is retarded.
>>737596784well he is a nigger, so he is dumb
>>737596867she's on her knees because at the beginning of the demo she's drawing a pictureit's not like that in the actual game
>>737587364>SirenHe sucks at gamea he would hate it
>>737592379Bitch im not reading that essay no wonder you goy shot
>>737587364>pillar of the horror communityHoly shit! Insym got FAT!And he's American now.
>>737595276Thou doth protest too much
What flyover state is that inbred from?
Hey alright
Shut up, bitch. And thanks.
fat lol
I always remember how he got banned from playing RE7 on stream. Funny shit.
>>737591393the one that stuck out to me recently was him playing re9 insanity, of course he forgot this sequence from playing it two weeks ago, but he was progressing with no gun in his inventory and basically nothing of value for combat, he reaches the scripted conveyer belt area, saves over his only slot with nothing on him, and locks himself into a segment that is essentially unbeatable because of it
>>737591393When he started a fight with floe for no reason.
>>737597459what happened?
>>737597384Southern California
>>737597604>guy sends him donation>spoils game in donation for lulz>Aris uses the guys info contained in the donation to dox him to chat>gets banned and has to play game off stream or wait days.
lot of notepad users in this thread right now
he likes to dab on midwits who praise shitty games like siren and visage, based boomer
>>737592379I'm happy he banned you. You seem extremely retarded and sound like the type that doesn't get the hint.
>>737595709lmao, if you thought him going through the move list was genuine praise then we know who the real retard in the room is
>>737592379in one stream he asked a question and i said "nice question amigo" like he does and he banned me (only for like 1 minute though)
>>737598190That was a warning ban, next time it's permanent pendejo
>>737587364I drew him a while back because he has such an iconic appearance.
one of these days I'm going to win one of those shirts...
>>737598190someone shoot this red name
>>737596987Space issues.
>>737598109He literally linked to the DLC dozens of times during his paid ad.Why would he do that if he hated the game or had principles?
>>737598778!n0pantsdont talk to me
>>737598445Hagrid my beloved.
>>737591393I like watching his stuff on Youtube and I still legitimately don't know if he's developed god-tier Twitch acting or he's retarded. God bless his green fat bald ass.
>>737597657is it a funnier spoiler incident than Jotaro dies in Part 6?
>>737598778LOOK AT THE WINGSEXCLAMATION POINTN0PANTS
Does someone have the clips of him saying the n word?
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
He knows what makes a game good.
>>737591393when he played GTA San Andreas and literally couldn't figure out anything for himself for more than 30 hours, it hurt so much... he may be 80 iq
>>737598445me too
>>737599605Casino in 10 minutes
>>737593543If he was willing to go to Japan and do commentary and support the game out of his own pocket I'm pretty sure he's more of a fan than your average Tekken shill.
There's not much you can do when the developer repeatedly rapes your game and the community gets filled with undesirables because clay fighter 5 was bad
>>737588179They still connected to vidya doe. You gon cry about it?
imagine how disgusting his beard is. he probably spends one hour in the shower and afterwards just for it to not look and smell like shit.
Aris gets more bitches than me. I wish I had charisma
>>737591393when he wanted to bang KayoPolice
>>737602492>Aris gets more bitches than me.those bitches come with hidden rockets, amigo
>>737602559I still want to bang kayopolice
>>737600414Hilarious that he thought SF6 was interesting, only to realize the S stood for Slime and drop it instantly
why is this thread still up
>Say I love you Aris>I love you aris AHHHH IYA IYA NNOONONONO>Rabbit season Duck season the oldest trick in the book baby
>>737587364>never ever played SirenI can't blame anyone for that. Getting a physical copy is harder now and the emulation of this game sucks shit for some reason.
>play ESL horror game>damn, this is better than RE8
>>737602837anything is better than RE8, bru
>>737602837>Hate RE8>Play SH2R>Realize RE8 isn't that bad
>>737602821>the emulation of this game sucks shit for some reasonworks on my machine, problem is the shitty controls don't translate to mouse+keyboard at all. it's also not a very good game. it's the sort of thing they would put in a gameinformer article in 2003 as the SCARIEST GAME EVER MADE because there were no other horror games besides resident evil
>>737604302>don't translate to mouse+keyboard at allWhy the fuck would you play a PS2 game with mkb?
>>737604360because I don't have a PS2 controller for PC emulation? what kind of retarded question is that? 90% of games are perfectly fine on mouse and keyboard anyway, it's this game in particular that has a shit layout and analog stick dependency that makes it difficult
>>737604526What kind of retard complains about controls when he doesn't have the controller it was designed for? What's the next take, that the racing wheel turns 90 degrees when you press A or D despite the fact you don't want to turn that hard?
>>737604665keep shitting your diaper over nothing faggot see if I give a fuck, the point is the game is not very good and that's besides anything I said about the controls
>>737593752Look at his xwitter and the accounts he follows
>>737604825I can clearly see you as DSP complaining the game sucks because you are bumbling around like an idiot>These controls are garbage! I can't do anything! Wooooow
>>737594594>>737595709>>737598778Indians really don't understand irony and sarcasm
>>737604989I knew you were going to spaz out and start seething for every post like an autist just because I disrespected the shitty controls. I have played it on a PS2 and the controls are dogshit. and for the 3rd time the game is not good regardless of this, name a few things you like about the game without sounding like an angry little faggot
>Shenmue is in English>Yakuza is in Chinese>Shenmue doesn't try to be funny but is>Yakuza tries to be funny and isn't>Every conversation in Shenmue is memorable>In Yakuza conversations last 20 minutes and say nothing of substance>Shenmue is an ambitious and fun interactive detective adventure game>Yakuza is a brainless beat 'em-up movie game>Shenmue is for cultured old-school connoisseurs with taste>Yakuza is for zoomers and normies
>>737605127Ah, suddenly he didn't emulate it, he played it on PS2
>>737605205I've done both, the post I was originally replying to was about the emulation of it, and shockingly you cannot explain why you think the game is good. I rest my case
>>737605262I'm just being a dickhead in an e-celeb thread so I'll save it for the next horror thread I come across, cheers mate
>>737592379Why would you say anything to Aris besides talking to him about food?
>>737605634well good luck this is the first time in years I've ever seen Siren mentioned on /v/, literally the only reason I'm in this retarded thread
>>737597657LOL what a butthurt pussy
>>737594075He used to work at a library, think he's better read than the vast majority of people. It's clear he's just gotten burnt out over time
>>737593720>>737593752>>737604901>it's realwhat the fuck, this troon is from LA toohttps://x.com/luna_foray
>>737594075> a just world Kill yourself jew
>>737591393when people on /v/ decided they had to defend his retarded ass.I watched like 10 minutes of his stream one time and thought he was one retarded nig and the only people dumber than him are his fans. the only streamer more insufferable imo is sequisha. what a fag.
>>737605720Years? It doesn't get its own threads, but its not like it's some obscure series that won't get mentioned when people ask about classic horror games
>>737606409I'm not claiming it's some obscure dark web youtube video essay game. yes, years, because nobody played it
>>737606185>These games are perfect for getting on the front page to bait new people and banning themHe doesn't try to hide it
pooooof. what's up amigos. happy big wednesday. hmmm i had a pizza earlier today and man it was so delicious it was crazy.anyways i'm going to be playing some diablo toda-HEY WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT??? 777777777-hey alright. lord 7 thanks!anyways look shhhhhh will you guys keep it down???BUTTHASH JACK MILLER FOX 30 NEWShey aris i w-HEHEHEH THANK YOUbagoooosh get parried bitch! don't ever ask a question around here pendejo!let me read what that guy said…hmmmm hey i dont like your name so FUCK YOU.kick rocks shithead! hey someone shoot this guy. mods take this guy out back and have sex with him will ya?anyways what was that guy saying?i think it was something about being gay or some shit…anyways SHUT UP. and get shot bitch. and thanks!hmm so what was i doing again? oh yeah i was-FOGHORN SOUNDS you're my favorite streamer smilehey thanks. anyways SHHHH. i'm trying to concentra-ooOOOHH FUCK!!psh psh psh. you guys did that not me.sigh okay listen chatroom i'm taking a break. 5-7 min be cool. and buy a shirt will ya?sourpls sourpls 77777777777777
>>737605016What's sarcastic about saying "hey if this looks cool go buy it here's a link"?
>>737607143kinda sad he won't ever do silly stuff on camera anymore
>>737587364Anything as scary as visage these days?
>>737607243visage is just singleplayer phasmophobia
>>737607440I played that, it's not as scary as Visage or PT even if you play alone. So is there really nothing else on par with Visage?
>>737607243Horror is way too subjective to recommend at random.Except for VR, play VR horror games and you will find an experience that makes you scream.
>>737607673PT is a nightmare because it taps into the amount of attention you give it, visage is just a walking simulator with a slow opening 1st hour. I really don't think it's that bad
>>737606213Maybe they went to super when they were still a man nigga
>>737608136And then Aris let "her" use his arcade stick, if you catch my meaning
I've been watching since 2020 and never been banned or timed out
>>737591393when I noticed he doesnt ban all the faggots with no personality trying to act like him (90% of his chat) who constantly drive out old viewers
>>737608661"old viewers"If you got filtered then you deserved it
>>737587364This fucking fat fuck I don't understand how anyone finds him (or any streamers) entertaining.
>>737608521Speaking of, would one have a higher chance surviving in an Aris chat or an LTG chat?
I've been watching Aris since TTT2 and I've never been banned or timed out, but I only post valle faces because there's nothing to chat about
>>737591393https://youtu.be/cGMs_uBq3qA?t=141If anyone ever thought it was twitch acting after saying shit like this lmao
>>737610589Even in the apology he just called everyone a bitch for badgering for him about it.
>>737587364>never ever played Siren or Visage in 10+ years of streamingnot a big loss to be fair
>>737587364Streamers like CohhCarnage destroy this clown
>>737610589This n0nigger guy sounds like a very expensive feller for Aris.
>>737591393The way he talks about food like it's NTR onlyfans feet pics
>>737602559/v/...
>>737592379>hey arnis read my twenty pages essay my dog's girlfriend has a test tomorrow
>>737611235but he's old and ugly
>>737592379You're definitely the kind of person who needs to learn to read the room and learn the unspoken rules of the place before you start running your dicklicker. Different streamers have different rules. Aris's rules, which he helpfully repeats often, are "don't talk to me" and "don't ask any questions".
>>737591393Quite a while ago. n0pants being his #1 side-guy (and the faggot that runs his jewtube) being a huge hint. No longer watch him (suddenly stopped long ago and didn't care to resume), felt like he was just getting worse overall.
>>737592379It's insane. /v/ can't even talk about video games outside of /v/.Here's a streamer streaming some funny janky piece of shit and in comes the anon, trying to talk to him personally about some boring off topic shit.
>>737611235Brotherman
>>737611235Who?
watch the retard play poe and you instantly notice what an utter shit of a player he ishe can't go 3 minutes without needing helpalso same jokes the past 10 years
>>737595276>he called it a sus pedophile Lacari game for weirdosand hes 100% right
>>737594075>instead hes a millionairenot even close, lmao.also both his parents are extremely sick and/or disabled and he lives in Goymerica, so all his money goes into hospital and pharmacy bills
>>737595980>it's incredibly fucked up just how quickly someone can lose everything.no its not. streaming is not a real job.
>>737606213>>737608182tekken players love a good bat top
>>737602837he thought re9 was good, he's a complete retard
>>737617591He was shitting on it though, promising to ban people that liked it https://youtu.be/ZJu4PJjQ6Sk?t=23502He just hates Village more
>>737610589He's right about YouTube conditioning retards to expect curated content and not folding about accommodating to it, the whole VOD rant is petty but I get it, however he has no one to blame but himself for the kind of audience he created.
>>737610589n0pants youtube blocks (it's a shadowban) people in comments who ever mention archive/vod channels etc. I noticed I got blocked on there for replying to someone when this vod shit was going down. Zero merit on blocking, and I noticed some other frequenters are silent all of a sudden, and newer videos since have gotten far fewer comments on avg too. And no I wasn't being a fallacious twat or whatever, neutral and straight to the point in response to someone asking about it. On one hand they can do whatever they want, but on the other, both are kinda fuckin' lame and I nigh-never watch streamers (live or otherwise) anyway so I don't feel like I'm missing out, nor do I converse with people who consumes such content still.
>>737591393you can pinpoint it EXACTLY, during Tekken 7 S2
>>737617591He got peer-pressured by his friends to give Requiem a second chance and do an Insanity run, and it turned out that he liked Grace's Rhodes Hill part considerably more (he didn't like 9 at first since he thought it was too easy and trash). In his second run, he also really liked Grace's FBI outfit since it reminded him of an X-Files protagonist. Though I don't think he liked 9 all that much in an overall sense. Especially with how disappointing Raccoon City turned out to be.
>>737591393a year after Tekken 7 launched when he embraced his retarded "no questions" persona, before he used to discuss and answer everything despite being a retard
>>737607143>hey aris i w-HEHEHEH THANK YOUkeked
>>737594225It's really easy to forget sometimes that he used to be one of the best in the world in Soul Calibur II.
>>737587364is it just me or did he completely stopped commentating police chases??he used to do it almost every stream when i was a neet it was peak entertainment
>>737618668I appreciate he made a system guide and character specific videos for it.
>>737587534It never gets old
>>737610589To be fair to him, he doesn't realize how big of a following he's gotten for people to start uploading his stuff on their own, and his argument for putting vods on his channel being a good negotation element when doing sponsored streams is valid. He's still a dumb retard who pretended too much until he actually ended up retarded.
>>737594178>>737594094When he asked what to do with the uncooked chicken he bought by mistake I couldn't believe my ears. He jokes about being a manchild but maybe he wasn't joking after all.
You can tell in this thread who couldn't shut up and got banned
>BRO I HECKING LOVE ECELEB HE'S SO FUCKING COOL I WANNA BE JUST LIKE HIM WHEN I GROW UP HEHE HEY ECELEB CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT LIFE ADVICE????This generation is lost and america is clearly done for.I hope china takes over the world.
why is his room green anyways
>>737587364Literally who?
>>737597657>doxxedMaybe the chud shouldn't have ruined another man's fun.
>>737591393When he mentioned he is still afraid of the chink coof and still bans people for making jokes about it because it "makes light of the people who died from it". I stopped watching him in 2023 and I remember him getting pissed at some guy for call him neurotic because he was bringing napkins with him whenever he went to 7-11 to open the doors with.
>>737597657basedI would have done the same thing. whats a lil ban over striking the fear of doxxing into every faggot who thinks hes being funny with spoilers.
>>737620231BUTTHASHjack miller fox news
>>737615516>he can't go 3 minutes without needing helphe is just twitch acting
>>737620231It's his green screen
>>737620272xXcockFaggot of the dicksucking community, my hero and inspiration! i wouldn't have any interests if an internet talking head didn't make a 15 minute video essay about them
>>737618668SCII was not that competitive, there's a reason he never placed well in Tekken
Bagoosh.
>>737594139Imagine talking like this and he calls anyone else a weirdo. Christ almighty put him out of his misery.
>>737587364What? He is pillar of talking about big dinner.
he stopped playing jedi academy after one stream. was kino seeing him fail at a game which i had no problems with as a kid.
>>737587364I'm terminally online and down know this nobody
>>737587534atpDance
>>737592379you sound like a bitch atpRtsd
>>737587364Green Forsen
>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>737627108>FUCK!>sighs>chugs water bottle>looks at chat>Uhh. Red Delicious Asshole, Claire Redfield Hot Body, Rip Is A Bitch, Aliens Are Gay. Hey thanks for the subs, everybody. Ahum (clears throat). Man these names SUCK.>continues playing horror game
even Mega64 took the saudi money
CLURR
>>737610589hahaaha what a fat faggot, he really fell the fuck off>>737617738>>737619504heard of making a second account?
>>737592379Hey that's cool, guy-who-talks-a-lot, get shot