I DIDN'T PRESS THAT BUTTON! FUCK YOUR MOTHER
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
>>737587529VIDEO GAMES, FAGGOT, VIDEO GAMES!
It comes in denim.
>>737587529meaningful.content.
>>737590546N cums in Nana.
>>737587529How is he more insufferable than Andy Ditch?
>>737590632wtf is a kings tax and why does DSP think he can issue it
BUMP!Come on guys! Let's give him some money.
>>737591005I have NO idea what you're talking about, but thanks for the five bucks, idiot. *snort*
>>737587529I saw there was some 2 hour long video PROVING he cheated on DS3 a decade ago or some shit, and the comment section is full of spastic trannies saying shit like>he said he didn't dupe back then but now he says he didn't even know there was a dupe bug! which one is it Phil????as if anyone who still has an intact penis would remember such a mind blowingly autistic thing they did 10 fucking years agomade me like phil more. the guy is under constant attack from the biggest faggots in the entire world
It's crazy to me that this guy made a career out of being a retard
>>737591389The fact that he was so retarded that game devs studied him is amazing
>>737590998It's when OIC gives him $90 dollars every stream every day forever
>>737591389his life genuinely isn't worth living.
>>737589548video... games?
never go full retard
>>737587529this guy is every gamer but he streams himself being a buffoon. he is the combined energy of every person that has ever complained about a game
>>737587529>le gamer face
>>737587529>literally can Keep up again the BEST marvel online playerTHE GOAT
>>737593427>>737593502>people will still fellate miyazaki after shit like this
>>737589548dsp is board culture thobeit
He will outlive you.He will outlive me.He will outlive the world.He will outlive the universe.He will outlive existence.He will outlive wojaks.
>>737587529I don't know how people like DSP could happily live their lives being such a bottom feeder
>>737593293kek
DSP is so unbelievably boring I don't even know how people hatewatch him. he somehow makes something that would take a minute to explain 20 minutes. He sounds like an 80 iq retard who's trying to reach a word count requirement
>>737593354It took DSP until the year 2013 to stop doing off-screen recordings
>>737593230That's fucking hilarious
is it true that someone who worked for his house's ISP knew who he was and intentionally cut off his internet when he streamed?
I can't stand that weird inflection he puts at the end of words can I have a hard time articulating what I mean. But you know what I'm talking about
>>737594469he's only fun when he starts beggingthen again, it's always the same schtick>nobody is donating>barely pays attention to the game>"guys I don't know what to do, people aren't engaged with the game, nobody is talking to me", blah blah blah>a whale comes in with a big donation>he starts "enjoying" the game and goes clown moderinse and repeat, two times a day, six times a week, for all eternityhaving fun, uce?
https://youtu.be/Q8rgMhg0ulQ
>>737593354He was pressing buttons thoughbeit
>>737594469Agree. I don't get why people even bother with it.He doesn't even rage and rave like a good lolcow anymore. He can seem vaguely irritated but he's too low-IQ to phrase why properly and too passionless to really care. He's just a tired, quiet and skill-less old man now.Even TIHYDP videos are stale now, not for lack of editing or skill, just because Phil himself is such a bore.
>>737596327Great, just what we needed: A second Chris Bores.
>>737596327good summaryi am baffled people give this dude moneyat least he had value when he was loud, stupid and autistic but there's no point to him nowhe's just a generic, dull low skill tard now who's only redeeming quality seems to be going the way of his hairline
>>737587529All I know about Phil is a video about the banana song saga I got recommended the other day and a clip of him playing a truck sim where he tried to enter a blocked section of highway for 5 minutes before having to turn the truck around. They were pretty funny
Did the people who still obsess about this guy not get the memo that nobody cares anymore? He's boring, and it has become increasingly obvious that he's self aware that being a retard gets him attention.It's like watching Wings clips past 2018, there's no point, shit's all dried up.
AHNLINE CAHMBOSAHHNNLIIIIINE CAAAHMBOOOOSI'M BLAOHCKINGACK ACK ACK I'M LITERALLY BLAOHCKING*loudly mashes buttons into the mic*THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO DUDE
>>737592953Phil won in life.
>>737587529I PRESSED THE FUCKING BUTTON! THE GAME IS FUCKING CHEATING! THIS IS BULLSHIT!
>>737596923Nobody has a bigger family than Phil, just look at her.
>>737595036>whaleThis has to be mostly stockholm syndorme at this point.
>>737596923I'm so felted.
>>737596923>went from porking some thin cute girl to a fat gross bitch who cooks and does dishesAs man develops, so does his needs.
is this the guy who needs more laptops
WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHOOAAAAAAAAA BBBBBBBBUUUUDDDDDYYYYYYYYY
I tried that denting zone video, got like 7 minutes in but it was just so boring. Phil content is just uninteresting these days.
>>737596665I suspect it's someone from here giving him money to be an epic troll. I've seen people dedicated to shitting on a japanese cartoon character every day for at least a decade. Same MO.
120 begs per second gameplay
>didn't work yesterday and todaywhat the fuck is doing?
>>737599121kek
>>737597482>CooksThey order doordash literally every day>Does dishesThey only have disposable paper dishes and plastic utensils
>>737587529this but unironically
>>737599420they're just like me fr
>>737597851KAT IS FATPHIL IS BROKEHE USES A HANDCART
>>737591389It's even crazier when you find out he's spent almost every dollar he's made playing some wwe gacha game
>>>/wsg/6133784What did he mean by this?
>>737599628Out of all the shit Phil has said the handcart arc is the weirdest one yet. Why did he lie about that? Why is he still lying when he accidentally showed his discord where he takes a picture of his handcart and says it's his? He's so fucking strange.
phil is like when someone gets cancelled but they continue soldiering on anyways through it. also hes been at it for 10+ years.
>>737599848He just can't accept his detractors getting any kind of a win.
>>737599121Tax shit perhaps, or Doctor appointments.
>>737599791Funny
>>737600131HOW IS HAVING A HANDCART A W FOR DETRACTORSIT'S A FUCKING HANDCART, WHO GIVES A SHIT
>>737600349They can never be right about anything dood.
>>737599848why does he continue to lie about demon's souls? a complete nothing lie that nobody even cares about. because hes the GOAT lolcow.
>>737587529>FUCK YOUR MOTHERThat's not a DSPism. Hey'd say something like "the game is busted!" or "I literally did everything right!"Are you even a fan?
>drunk calling wingsofredemption at 3am
His grandson already has a wife and kids. Jealous?
>>737593354Type of shit they'd write creepypastas about in the 2010s
Look at the cameraLOOK AT THE FUCKING CAMERAGET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE DUDEFUCK YOUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN8BQk7iKf0&t=603s
>>737593354Tommy cosplaying as David Leatherhoff
>>737600349What do you guys mean by a hand cart? Like a shopping cart you'd use at the grocery store?
>>737600693he only whips out fuck your mother during really nasty fighting game segments.
One of the biggest phil blackpills is when you actually get into fighting games and realize he's better than 99% of the trannies that shit on him online and post edited down "compilations" of him sucking/whining. Even worse was when I realized he wasn't always bullshitting about shitty modern games trying to do inputs for you.
>>737599628HE'S FRIENDLESS! HE HAS NO REAL EXTRAMARITAL COMPANIONSHIP
>>737596923LMAO holy shit she got fat, almost looks like Phil too
WHAT THE FUCK AH AH AH *SNORT*IM PRESSING THE BUTTON, LOOK!*holds controller up to camera*
>>737600693It's more of an old insult he used desu.https://youtu.be/qZI7gBH6_VI&t=3672
>>737601629People hyperobsess over the one tournament he won that used the shitty PS1 port of SSF2T, but he actually used to be decent back in the day.https://youtu.be/POf_Y2fCcaA
>>737596665video game companies still model their gameplay around him so there's that
>>737587529>>737588359I love the "DSP vs vtuber" compilations because hololive women are often borderline retarded and even they're smarter than DSP.
>>737587529>gets $300 in the morning>in the afternoon "*sigh* Can we get some support guys? Nobody is contributing. Come on lets get some subs let's hit "our" goal! Nobody is supporting this game... I don't know what to tell you I guess nobody likes it..."I could almost like the guy if it wasn't for the naked fucking greed and entitlement
>>737593293WHAAAAAAT
>>737602103I've seen tons of those pop up in my youtube feed but never saw them.
I NEVER FAILED THE MISHUN
>>737587529
>>737602383Why is he randomly replying to some Vtuber? I haven't kept up with lore on him since 2020.
>>737602308If only there was somewhere you could go to get paid consistently. Like say, performing tasks and being compensated for them.
WHY AM I TOXIC
I might have to get a fork
>>737600842them kids arent safe
>>737602474america doesn't do that anymore
>>737601915That Madden segment is some of his funniest shit.
>>737602467He watches hololive
What was his lowest moment?
>>737602474He doesn't have to, because people keep giving him money for some reason.I have no idea why. He consistently treats his viewers like shit and then gets pissy when they're not giving him money RIGHT NOW and he has to finish the day with $410 instead of 450
>>737603041him getting de-partnered while live was pure cinema
>>737603041When he fapped on stream?
>>737603263That was when he was launched into stardom howthougheverbeit
>>737603041low iq individuals will say its when he got "caught" jacking off on stream without realizing that was clearly a publicity stunt as he feared fading into irrelevancy (more than he already was)just look again at his "reaction" to being "caught", it's so obviously fabricated>Wow! The camera's been on the whole time, huh? I didn't even know!
>>737594469I would love to know how that faggy 2 hour video about dsp cheating somehow got like 500k views. Who in the fuck has that kind of time to watch something so fucking boring
>>737603435>Wow! The camera's been on the whole time, huh? I didn't even know!It only sounded fake because he was shitting himself and trying to act casual.
>>737593230>>737593293personal favorite
>>737587529that's looks like one very happy and susseful individual
>>737596665>>737596327He rages constantly you God damn stupid fucking retards. He has been crashing out on SF6 for weeks. I really fucking hate nu/v you faggots just shit out complete lies based on zero knowledge
>>737599420>They only have disposable paper dishes and plastic utensilsi seriously can't comprehend how there are people that live like this
>>737603263If anything that got his name out even more, he always been an unlikable guy, having a reason to go to him to laugh and publicly shame only help him. The worst thing you can be isn't bad, being bad can be funny or circle around of being so bad it is good. Being mediocre is how you become forgotten. Thankfully the amount of people who exist seemingly to hate the guy for the sport of it at this point will keep his name alive. Objectively speaking he done more with less than Jerma. Is it really failing when he basically getting pay for nothing?
>>737591389he's the most american to ever americanright down to having a constant need for special fastfood promotions to be excited about his food like some child
>>737603675cause its funny. that guy also did one for his mgs3 playthrough i think.
>>737593354kek
>>737603846Well yeah, the people making fun of him make money too so they will never go away.
>>737603041this >>737603161 or him getting double perfected by another streamer https://youtu.be/MhdbOu40vxY
Guys, stop it. You're threatening his family.
>>737590632
>>737603943It's weird that he always says "my family" and "my wife" instead of her name
>>737603905How?
PAY UP
>>737602467He jerked off on stream once. Accidentally, of course.
>>737604081>local man jacks offOne of the biggest nothingburger controversies ever.
>>737593230i hate how this hides how retarded it is that the enemies dont even react to the explosive barrel
>>737603992My wife makes sense, most people refer to their spouse that way when conversing to a large crowd, like a comedian or a streamer would. The family thing is really fucking weird though.
>>737597482>went from porking some thin cute girli highly doubt he sexed liana more than once and doubtedly that even
>jerks off on streamit was muh depression!
>>737603435It being fake is funnier than it being real
>>737599121Emergency meetings with the SPLC
>>737601629he's not as bad as people make him but he is no where as good as he think he is or should be which is the reason why it makes his baby tier rage against SF6 so hilarious, because it genuinely hurts his ego and he needs to cope about every single time he gets hit
>>737602308>I could almost like the guyhow?he's is genuinely the most unlikable person in existence, its like every single aspect of him was design in a lab to be as unlikable as possible
>>737604385She looks really hot there
>>737603994Clip videos and restreaming.
The cooking streams were kino, right into the toilet
>>737593230>>737593293>>737593354How the hell do you have this type of bad luck with video games?
>>737587529oh myOH MY GODIS THIS AN E-CELEB THREAD? I LOVE E-CELEB SHIT SLIDING DOWN MY THROAT
>>737604607
You make fun of Phil but he probably finished more games then you did
>>737594726Yes. A dude at Comcast was fucking with him. Changed his wifi names to insulting things too.
>>737587529he's pahsitive and he helps people!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjt0Qu2VFUA
I feel sorry for the cat. Always sniffing in mold and pigroach miasma.
>>737587529Bugged box mechanics https://streamable.com/vtmwz5
>>737604852lmao they cant do that shit, thats local. he was fucking with yall
He's completely buck broken by Cammy
no one watches him anymore
https://youtu.be/svIaMHUu2mE?si=SziaxELTFqhloj9d&t=915DSP is quite literally the living embodiment of kino, his hardware setups videos are proof of that especially if you know the lore
>>737605028Ingrid is gonna rape him
>>737604887Nigga spamming fly/unfly like a 40iq ape then wonders why he's getting blown up
>>737594726no. someone told him that and he just ran with it.
>>737599848He is a massive narcissist and even light ribbing from detractors hurts his ego and he can't have that. Same thing with the banana song and him saying denim. He is insanely obsessed with trolls and does everything in his power to seem above them.
>>737605240it probably raises his donations, makes him money
>>737605236It happened. The retard bragged about it on Kiwifarms and got fired from Comcast the next day
>>737605028>his main re-streamer destroys him at Street Fighter most of the time
>>737604748How does he do it?
Favorite DSP arc? For me it's Post Pandalee where he got real snippy
>Jim 'died' from cancer>DSP still truckingAmazing, this man's utter failure has wrapped full around and made him into a God
>>737605778sidescrollers
>>737604748He truly was...a dark side phil....
His studio setup is on new levels of retardation that I didn't think was possible
>>737605939"Keem, you're someone wh0oo00ooo"
>>737596923nigga he never fucked PandaLee, he lost everything
>>737604519Pandalee looking sexy as hell
>>737601258Nah it's more like an old person shopping caddy cause he's fucking uncmaxxing
pandalee had some really nice booba. phil is gay not wanting to fuck her
>>737606062the fact that he thought everything went good and smoothly and was thanking and glazing craig until the very end only for his dents to tell him and make him realize during the decompression stream that he was grilled and cooked like a pig and for him to immediately 180 turn on kraig with the most retarded pretext is just primo
>>737606210>that one time phil flipped his shit over her nip slip
>>737606114Bro, I would smash panda so hard. He fumbled the bag so badly.
>>737605305kek
>>737606060
>>737605778For some reason this reminds me of Brick from The Middle
>>737590998It's his tips. He calls it that because some fat fuck and coke head convinced him to pretend he's a king
>>737604997They absolutely can do that shit and Phil is not creative enough to think of doing it to himself to pose as a victim for dent donos. Also getting fucked with by the Comcast kill switch and then faking the wifi names would overall hurt his position. It's a Comcast routed which they can backend to do support. They can definitely change the settings.
>>737594469the shit he says is just so outlandish and retarded, I don't understand how people can't find the humour in that I guess it's an ackquired taste>Did they try to get my channel shut down? Did they try to take money out of the the mouths of my wife and my cat and me?like that's a quote from him from about a week agoI can't imagine anyone else genuinely saying shit like this
>>737606060>wake up at the crack of noon>fire up the battlestation>ah...time to humiliate myself on the internet again
>>737606060how does this work...
>>737593230>this late in the game>only 3 heat orbs
>>737594469its because dsp streams very consistently. always 2 streams guaranteed with a 2 hour pre-rant. he is not the most offensive lolcow but the content is a never ending waterfall.
My favorite recent moment was when 3 devices on his network failed to establish connections (implying the router was bugged), and instead of reseting the router (which takes two seconds), he went on a three hour wild goose chase trying to fix his computer while deriding anyone that dared to suggest it was his router. In the end it was the router and he wasted hours for nothing.
remember when he held a cake hostage
Someone post the pragmata clip where he gets mindbroken by a moving platform
>>737606884>explains it as a perspective shift>he's literally in a room full of moving platforms and doesn't expect the next platform to move
>>737605778Not arc but the one crashout where he says he doesn't have a handcart, it doesn't come in denim, and that he didn't cheat at demon souls is funny cause all three of those things are the most easily proven true and he just flat out doubled down on them
>>737605778When he got mad at PandaLee for being the hospital https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzMPa_ryC-I
>>737607161look at that succulent titty meat
>>737607509I love El Crimson Kings DSP puppethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQoe08-nJoU
>>737607140It comes in denim is so fucking mental The lyric is undeniable and yet his own personal narcissism and gas lighting is so strong he cooks himself into believing it.
>>737607140it's also the most asinine crap imaginable and no one would care if fessed up to any of thislike who gives a fuck aside from DSPhell, a better streamer would have an emote with a banana wearing jeans or something by now
What are the greatest TIHYDPs?I’ve only seen the Fromsoft ones, which are hilarious, especially Dark Souls 3.
>>737607140>it doesn't come in denimqrd?
>>737607938Need for speed is a goldmine
>>737606157I'd feel like a chad using this at the grocery store to be honest.
>>737607945>sings this song during playthrough of dk 64https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCK7PQIrEn4>just a normal meme song he sometimes loves or hates depending on when and how you bring it up>even has a video he often shows with lyrics that show "It comes in denim" is said>one decided that's not what he said and people who think so are retarded, etc>sticks to this every time it gets brought up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0ypevIImCU
>>737608138>one dayI'm dented and it's almost 2am but nonetheless it's the most obvious proof of how he will lie and hyperfixate on the most minuscule details to prove he is right and everyone against him is wrong no matter what evidence
>>737607938The Scarface and Crash Bandicoot racing ones are probably the best ones there is. The amount of rage you see him do is insane. What's funnier, it's both time he caught himself from saying something to land him in hot water.Scarface:>This game is fucking retar-trash.Crash Bandicoot racing:>This game is gaaaaaaa-it's so bad.
I never said 'it comes in demin." I clearly said in comes the nana. All of you are mouth drooling dunces.
>>737607938Crash Team Racing and RE2make are great
I TOLD YOU TO BUY THE FIGURE, WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME
>>737607945>The one that got awayDidn't she imply they never had sex or did anything really intimate?
>>737608563He was with her for years and there is zero chance they didn't have sex at one point. But it's pretty established that Phil is low T as fuck and that little bunny wanted a roll in the hay more often than she was getting with the Philphamale
>>737608563She said that they had sex like twice the entire time they were together and that she had to initiate it every time. He's either low T or gay
>DSP thread still up /v/setera is healing
>>737608782Lots of little signs point to him being gay. The big buff men statues, always picks the biggest buffest men in fighting games, his obsession with LTG, and he was apparently posting naked black men on forums back in the day to troll.
>>737607614I like how Joon The King gave us new memes on top of a documentary.
>>737594726Yes it's true. The guy bragged at Kiwifarms about doing that and got fired (and probably got criminal charges for it as well)
>>737604554Wasn't doody making like 50k a year from clips?
>>737609236Imagine being so obsessed with this retard that you lose your job just to fuck with him a little
>>737607945https://youtu.be/b4Q86MIaeu0?si=g48mCdcAKgTrijou
>>737607945>>737609642https://youtu.be/uGpdXggTWqs?si=G21oF0VdZXiNOAk5ooops posted the wrong version this one is more banging
>>737605778His unhinged as fuck crashout when he played Like A Dragon and compared himself to some character in the game, and mentally ill thralls dared to question him about that comparison.
Anybody got some good Panda pics? she's hot
>>737602312Hoooooly kek
>>737602415>I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay AHLAHLAHLAHLAHLAH
i wish indrid would step on me
>>737606539His house is a real life humiliation factory
>>737605778when TIHYDP got big. i just want to go back to when there was no chat handholding him
>>737606761Holy shit I forgot this, that was hilarious. The way he just dunks on all the people who tried to help him and were right after he spent that long being retarded. >Sorry for fucking what?
>>737587529Its just bad design, mmmkay.
>>737607938IIRC Vice City any time he gets in a vehicle is a goldmine, also the one Dark Souls run he did before chat became his personal walkthrough
>>737591313That's why I like him too. If he makes those types of fags seethe then hes got to be doing something right.
>>737608271He still calls people retarded so that can't be that bad
>>737590632>suikoden 2based phil
>>737608325CWC tier rant, jfc
>>737606373Lmao
>>737614375It's pretty pathetic to be obsessed enough to do this but the guy became lolcow tier by bragging about it like the retard he is. Oh well, you mess with Phil you pay the bill.
>>737607938Doom 3
>>737602103hololive women: sub 70-IQ, DSP, 93IQ.
>>737614586Phil is just smart enough to second guess himself sometimes or explore options that most people know better than to try, vtubers aren't smart enough to play as dumb as Phil does.
>>737600842Derich is married??!
>>737614682Yeah, he's a pretty normal dude. He was just doing the Doofy thing until some poor OpSec and very salty detractors ruined it.
>>737614659I mean that just showcases he got basic levels of intelligence required to bluff, deduce and figure out puzzles which puts him above at least 60% of his hate-watchers who are failed theatre kids that hate anything fun and wasted their time jerking off to porn and doing drugs and whatever. They are mad he's succeeding and they are not.
>>737606761i'm just baffled by how wetbrained you have to be to come to that conclusion regarding the router. slightly more baffled even than i was when he wanted a new pc because his hdd started failing and he said he could break the computer by taking it out
>>737614792Derich is not normal. You don't speak to both male and female pornstars so openly and fragrently. I do think the playlist was a little overblown but for certain Derich is not normal.
>>737607938Scarface is a classic. Crash Team Racing and Jak 2 have some of the best rage. The Metal Gear Solids demonstrates how retarded he is. The Fromsoft TIHYDPs are the peak thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDDvj7KZK3Q
>>737614859Phil's mind while gaming is like a Mega Man Battle Network navicust that has a bunch of abilities available but limited space to put them
>>737615358kek, true.
>>737614996It was all for the bit. Gotta respect the commitment.
>>737614996I mean he did ask whether or not you should go to prison or get a slap on the wrist for kidnapping a child that one time
>>737607938The original PTs for Dark Souls, Demon Souls and Dark Souls 2
>>737600842
>>737615754>unironically blocked from talking to pornstars>made an apology video where he's lying on his stomach kicking his feet in the air>banned by his own father so he and a fat ass can start a wrestling podcast >people who liked him in the chat made a video for his birthday to be played on the stream which never got played because it was so embarassing. Derich sucks but I have some sympathies
>>737605778Its always gonna be him getting an email as for why he was removed from the Twitch partner program (HATEFUL SLURS) and instead of reflecting on his actions he proceeds to swear at the people who sent the email.
>>737608138I was never sold on the theory that he's secretly gay, but him not being able to admit the denim thing convinced me, lmao
>>737616717>>made an apology video where he's lying on his stomach kicking his feet in the airWhat the fuck?
>>737614251He's a pussy and a faggot who had to wait for Donald Trump to be voted in before he could say "retard". Right up until the inaguration he was even calling people out for saying retard and even had to churlishly justify saying it by going "well retard actually means to hold something back! It actually means flame proof!"He's such a man child.
>>737600842>that sweaterThis dude literally sent selfies of himself in that very sweater to DSP and he would bother him while he was streaming asking if DSP saw the pictures. No he's not married thats his two nieces that he'd talk about playing with. t. Been stalking Phil and fucking denthead fans for 10 years
>>737606090how did he not fuck her? Weren't they together for years?
dsp is fucking kino. Imagine not finding this peak comedy. Its like a human zoo https://streamable.com/yzcb7u
>>737587529today i learned this guy gets paid 6 figures, legitimately has a seeing problem and needs glasses (but doesn't wear them), and apparently designers watch his streams because he's such a dumb fuck they can use him to design games to make them playable for the 20% lowest IQ quintile I actually kind of hate him. I resent his success
>>737587529>>737588359>loser cock sucking threadKill yourselves.
>>737596327>not for lack of editing or skill,It is this. Faggots like outsyder leave nothing on the cutting room floor so you get 12 hour dogshit videos with an hour or two of good stuff in there.
>>737618054>>737618097The King of Retro.
i was wondering today though, do you think he's self aware? does he know he's a lulcow being propped up by a few whales who love to watch him go insane?
can't believe he actually has muscles now
>>737606090he didhe accidentally showed her nudes once
>>737587529It's kind of impressive that his haters ended up being 10x more obnoxious than DSP ever was.
>>737618097>looking at chat once every secondholy shit
>>737618097There was no way he could have won that.
>>737614375always annoys me when people do actual harmful shit like this. it's the same with the people who called in to his bankruptcy hearing turning it into a total joke that the judge probably just wanted rid of him. he's perfectly capable of orchestrating his own downfall i don't see why people have to jump in and give him validation
>>737618441https://youtu.be/Y-D9MkZLwR8?t=48it's great
>>737618402How is that impressive? DSP is not obnoxious at all so being more obnoxious than him is trivial.
>>737618598>DSP is not obnoxious at allhe is literally unwatchable post-kino casino fuckery
>>737587529Our boy looking kind of sickly as of late
>>737617013Based Phil reading the room and strategizing his wordplay
>>737618483He literally scams children and the disabled. You are defending the literal devil, like actual Satan incarnate.
>>737593293I NEVER FAILED THE MISSION
>>737618598>activate clown mode
>>737606090Damn!
>>737608782I have a theory that Philip is a repressed homosexual due to his Catholic upbringing. There are many small signs that point to this.
>>737619436Ozempic will do that>Im the healthiest i ever been!
>>737594469Same thing happened with LTG The Milk would so often flow.Now most of his stream is dedicated to normalfag drama and watching AI movies of himself.
>>737589548You are really cool and intelligent for posting this.
>>737607938Vice City Stories & NFS Payback. The latter is pure kino.>FUCK YOU GHOST GAMES
>>737619457If you aren't the dude standing up in the Norman Rockwell painting you have no right to call yourself based. Bro is walking around pretending he isn't a sheep but he's the fattest one in the herd
>>737619595the thing is I don't think he's doing it intentionally, he's deluded enough to honestly believe his own crap to a pointit's just the only people dumb enough to get suckered into it happen to be even more retarded than DSP
>>737618234You don't like extended 2-minute long clips where he isn't even playing the game but rather reading a dumbass donation from a "funny" troll? You don't like cinstant cutaways to the same 8 or 9 clips that are four times as loud as the rest of the video? You don't like giant walls of text where the guy making the video provides his personal opinion on the game and other random bullshit? But dude, the video is so LONG, you can tell it's high quality because of how LONG it is, I'm very impressed.
>>737607938Joster's Doom 3 tihydp is my favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpo9AzU5AC0
>>737621075He goes out of the way to ban people who question him. Literally sitting in an echo chamber where the only thing people do is give him money or act really faggy towards him like the way a parent pampers a child except these are children or grown men.
>>737590998Because he is the king.
>>737623973>big fucking gout editionStill the best subtitle for a TIHYDP to this day. Need for Speed Chargeback is a close second.
>buys Cyberpunk 2077>its a broken mess>hears people are refunding it>calls everyone who refunds it bitches >even Sony is refunding PS4 version>tries to refund it>doesn't get the refund>spends the entire time seething >the fact he couldn't hop on the refund bandwagon actually ruined his experience in the gameTruly pathetic
>>737607938I love this bloodborne video, it's well madehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAVrSh9SRLI
>>737608980this but unironicallyDSP has always been and will always be the personification of /v/ so this is fine
>>737626419Yeah this is probably the best one, there's also another one with the JUGGERNAUT BITCH
The fact that there is a podcast twice a week just to talk about him is pretty amusing. I don't think that there is any other content creator or celebrity who has so many people orbiting around them and making content about them like he has.
As an expert on the topic I can confidently say that the retards obsessing over DSP are more deranged than he himself is. >no, you don't get it, it's totally justified because he's an aggressive beggar on his own stream
>>737591005>Tipping jar isn't making any rustling noise. Come on you guys!
>>737602467he's a fan of Calli
>>737626778Asmongold has way more orbitders, same with Piker. It's much easier to get lost in the DSP sauce and forget there's an outside world though with how much infrastructure the detractors have built over the years.
>>737627376I don't know much about them. Are there other people making podcasts just to talk about their lives?
>>737588359For me is biboosexo
>>737627473They aren't branded as such yet but yeah.
>OH MY GAHD HE'S DRINKING >HULK HOGANS>SPEERRMMM???
Will it save him?
LEAVE THIS DSP FELLA TO ME!
>>737591389>It's crazy to me that this guy made a career out of being a retardHave you ever looked at Donald Trump?
>>737597482>thin cute girlI sincerely doubt DSP ever even TOUCHED a cute thin girl in his life, nice lies
>>737587529Didn't this dude commit tax evasion or something a while back and managed to get away with it?
>>737628317yes
>>737628317No. He didnt pay his state income tax for his business in washington for a few years, the irs eventually got him. What he got away with was erasing 500,000 in bad debt in a bankruptcy and pretended his $5,000 a month spending on the WWE Champions mobile game was a business expense. Super based.
>>737619595I'll be the first in line to shit on Phil but it is absolutely not our prerogative to gatekeep the internet for children and the retarded. If he is suckering them out of their money then there are a 100 other levels that have already failed before it has landed on our doorstep.
>>737603741I laughed like a retard in front of my family watching this webm. Not sure, but I think I made this webm. I made tons of tihydp nioh webms back in the day as well.
>>737589548DSP is /v/ culture. He was making vidya content before you were born
>>737628317>>737628516 (me)Actually now that I think about it he did get away with it because he did a fundraiser to raise money for the back taxes then another follow up fundraiser blaming them for giving him too much money which meant he needed to pay more taxes on that extra income
>>737604385does she ride motorcycles now? that's cool, Phil doesn't let Khet have any hobbies.
>>737591389he made a career out of sheer brute force and ignoring haters
>>737605778Either the whole bankruptcy thing or the vest streak ending, I think that's also when I stopped paying attention
>>737607938I honestly can't stand a single one, they are terribly cut and cherrypicked to the extreme.Don't get me wrong, Phil is a complete fucking retard, but I have watched the actual 30hr+ long longplays on his channel more than once.They are more amusing, since he's unfiltered.
>>737607938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ru5gHSWBSA
>>737619595>He literally scams children and the disabled.He plays computer games on the internet, he isn't trying to sell you weight loss shakes or magical rocks. You need to get a fucking grip.
>>737591389He's still the streamer version of the pay-cheque to pay-cheque minimum wage worker. His expenses are too much for the income he has so he can never take a break and is still in massive debt.The moment he stops streaming, he will be homeless just like a normal person when they stop working for a small amount of time. Success is not really success
>>737593354>>737593354unreal holy fucking shit this is peak comedy
>>737627749>"WOOOOOOW, what was I supposed to do?"
>>737592953lol is he crying at his own birthday party?
>>737629571He has two big bills coming up and nobody is contributing
>>737593354>>737593293>>737593230>>737593502>ACK ACK AC- HAWH?!!!
>>737607938none, they're all over an hour long with like 5 minutes of actual funny moments.
>>737629571Yes. This was soon after he had a fallout with his only two friends, where he originally thought he was having an internet "renaissance" but the drama blew up in his face culminating with him asking "do you guys really like me!?" on his own birthday stream once the realization set in that no; nobody likes Phil.
>>737628942>Phil doesn't let Khet have any hobbiesWhy?
You now remember when he played InZOI as his own character and InZOI-Phil ended up killing himself accidentally. Absolute kino.
>>737630110>works one day>diespoetic
>>737604607I was 10000% sure it was all a really good big act. DSP realised early on in his $10 budget shit that people liked watching him fuck up and he leaned into it. The set-pieces are too "bad luck" and him being shit hits the right notes. He affected that perfect rude arrogance so on.But if it's an act it's better than Niko's fat fucking gay ass because he's been doing it with his own life for decades now too. I just don't get it. I don't understand how someone can just live that bad a life and not either give up or change tack. Even people who post on /v/ eventually fuck off and turn trans or get a life or an hero. Nobody is still here back from 2006 having not changed a bit.Right?
>>737587529He's so spiritually Indian.
>>737594469theres only a few videos worth watching and some of the compilations. i would never willingly watch him. the final fantasy unboxing video with teh glaring house alarm and him not even talking about the game, nor unboxing it is peak phil comedy. it's truly kaufman-esque
>>737604519>>737604484>>737604385its mystifying how girls like that end up with someone like phil.
>>737630584my personal view is that it only worked as a "in the moment" kind of thing. The novelty of being surprised by how he was fucking up this time. Not the actual content which is very, very generic. CWC at least has a ton to unpack and speculate about even now and there's lots of "side characters". DSP has and always was just "Haha angery gamer who bad at game" and it's never evolved from that aside from one brief spark when he fell asleep wink wink.
>>737594469because he's a cash cow for his antis, they have channels dedicated to clipping him and such, so they need to keep him streaming. kind of a really stupid symbiotic relationship
>>737587529>hold W+M>press V>nothing happens>diehappens to me all the time. I have a bad keyboard.
>>737604078He looks like Ricky Gervais with down syndrome
>>737630489The problem was that that rude arrogance wasn't an act, but everyone went along with it thinking it was. With that arrogance moving forward he's managed to burn every bridge, waste every opportunity, and isolate himself from the real world more and more to the point where now the only interactions with people other than his wife are with the chat. The rude arrogance is now the only thing he has left, without it he's a streamer in his 40s that's not funny to watch in the slightest and he's too old/stupid to change anything.
>>737626419Still the single best piece of detractor content outside of El Crimson Kings stuff
>>737600842>>737614682it's his siblings
>>737587529https://youtu.be/hMeDMlGVwPgInsufferable pisspot
>>737590998In many ways he is a king.
>>737629975Can't go outside. can't spend money on her. She can only stay home and eat and play 70 IQ sim games.
>>737587529You're the one with the controller, you know if you pressed that button or not. Never let the game gaslight you.
>>737628991The vest streak in 2020 marked the death of him being semi-watchable. In 2018 he was still at least failing and complaining at games I like, such as MGS2/3, Mario Sunshine, GTA Vice City/San Andreas, Bloodborne, Half-Life 2, Persona 3/5, and so on. 2019 had a few memorable moments like playing Mario 64 and getting $2000 to reveal that he has a cat. But from 2020 onward it's been full send on playing every single new slop AAA game, begging, and catty drama. He needs to realize that since he isn't very entertaining himself, he is very reliant on the game itself being good and should stick to the stuff people have nostalgia for and would want to see him fail at (and that doesn't mean playing Super Mario World for the 8th time).
>>737607938His Max Payne 3 TIHYDP is pretty underrated. It hits all the highs. At one point he falls through the floor and is stuck for like 15 minutes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHDJxqenhMA
>>737628942The rumors I've heard is that the new guy she was living with was gay. But she's in a lot of pictures with him, going to places, living life, etc. In other words, the gay thing is bullshit to throw people off, it really is her new boyfriend. Although, these pics are old, and now she's getting married.
>>737626778why did they sack steve?i sensed there was animosity between him an ALT for the longest time but was a better explanation than the official lack luster one ever provided?i didn't care enough to join their cords and follow the drama hands on
i need that moneyi really really doi need that money
Welcome..... Home... *nods*
>>737600842GET THOSE KIDS THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM!!!!
>>737634028I think he was pretty left leaning and argued a lot with people on twitter enough for it to become a problem.Grave dancing on the Charlie Kirk killing was the actual thing that got him dropped tho
>>737605778For me it was Tuesday.
>>737633760she's probably a POS too since she was with DSP in the first place, but she unlocked the good ending I think, staying with DSP would've definitely been the bad ending.
>>737633760Do you think she's still annoying as hell?
>>737630537true.
>>737635975She's just poor white trash from a broken home that found an e-daddy to make up for the attention and validation not received from a real father. She at least had that excuse and the fact that she was a literal teenager to explain why she was a self-important moron, but DSP was a 30 year old man. As soon as she grew up a little and got some real life job experience she dumped his bum ass.
>>737635101>and argued a lot with people on twitter enough for it to become a problemoh i see wasn't aware of that part. that makes the whole kirkantor thing make much more sense, it was just the straw that broke the camels back.it seemed much more weirder in the perspective of it being just that in a vacuum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3MzgbtxyGUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p20oW6XtM0
>>737636297probably, just to a lesser extent due to age
>>737589548Samefag schizo
>>737637761That silence in his conversation with Wings about having some basic savings for emergencies and retirement was deafening.
>>737637761>Spends more money on a gacha game than paying his fucking mortgage
>>737638030it doesn't rain in renton you stupid fucking idiot dunce troll morhan
We really need a new mod staff.
how's the gout philhow's that seattle air
Another BUMPJoin the stream and drop a fat dono! He's a based GOD!
>>737641252who is that fat geisha next to him? Did he go to japan?
>>737641252If she lost a lot of weight and cut back on the clown makeup she'd be ok.Also even if they broke up, i have no doubts he'd get someone else, DSP has no self awareness, women strangely mistake that with self confidence.
>>737628739He’s healthier than ever btw
>>737618234Most of his detractors are worse than he is and don't understand that Phil is the real star of TIHYDPs. All you're supposed to do is cut the fat. But they always insert their own unfunny garbage.
>>737590632>>737591005>>737641252im not trying to defend the clown that is DSP here, but wtf is wrong with you? you know how much i think about scumbags like Hasan outside of times people bring them up? virtually never.Letting a smooth brained boomer live rent-free in your head, makes you more pathetic than DSP could ever be.
>>737642146Unfortunate state of the internet these days is that every "content creator" tries to monetize everything.
>>737641252Based, a new episode.
>stream off to a positive, interactive, contributive start>north american ape tevin still in hiding it's going to be a chill day phil bros
>>737642775
All he does these days is brag about shit he buys and how he's lifting weights. Like genuinely unwatchable shit. And the worst part is he still shits on the very people who give him money. >oh its a dollar? Thats it? Gee thanks. Can we get some more support. Nobody has given anything all streamGrranted the deserve it for giving this retard money in the first place. But he doesn't care and doesn't realise how easy he has it. Him even daring to call his shit "blue collar" is aggravating
>>737600390Its true. He would rather defend a creep like derich, despite his pedophilic tendacies and spamming, just so detractors wont win.
>>737587529literally fucking who
>DSP threads staying upAre the Jannies his latest victims?
>>737643781Listen man when he talks about his life at least he often gets inside his own head and starts talking about detractors and having a meltdown. Have you seen him actually trying to play a videogame? I tried watching him play StS 2 because I love that game and I wanted to see him fuck up but all he does is make chat handhold him and make every decision while he describes what's going on in his screen in the most dry way possible. I swear to God I remember he spends like 5 minutes in his first fight as Ironclad describing the UI, reads every sentence in his screen, what his cards are, and not understanding what the enemy intent that is a red number with a dagger meant. It's fucking unwatchable.
>no jan jan to sweep for the pigroachBased
>>737644963>Many such cases!pretty sure there's only one
>>737645035And a gay one at that
>>737637761>plays sweaty man candy crush instead of saving for central air and not having to have a daisy-chain of floor-unit air conditions and fans to cool down his middle-unit fart box ""house"">or paying down his mortgage with an extra few hundred a month and saving the rest in an emergency fund (no, a rainy day fund isn't for a literal rainy day)can't wait for bankruptcy 2 super turbo.
>>737644682>the quartering and SideScrollers both interviewed DSP>now both are mutually destroying one another>Asmongold interviewed DSP>is $400,000 in debt to the IRS>Kino Casino is banned on YouTubeHe unironically can not keep getting away with this and I want each of you to know you do a disservice to yourself by not flagging the shit out of this bastard's channel
>>737645959Oh hell no I’m not invoking the pig curse on myself. Fuck that shit
>>737641530that's just a new real life sized e.honda figure he boughtyou can afford such luxuries when you're sussesful like him
One of his fans has been on the run due to suspicion of distributing cp. He finally got arrested.
>400 posts >0 contributions
>>737646331You mean Derich?
>>737639645DSP is approved /v/ culture, newfag.
Best DSP art go
>god i fucking hate this lol cow, watch this shit>links 10 hour long video
>>737645959>>the quartering interviewed DSPWhen?
>>737587529 Reminder that DSP is actually based and /v/ has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.Stop being a sheep.His DNF review:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th2z0xT-X5sHis RE6 review:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_MY3BRrE1gHis Halo 3: ODST review (part 1 of 3):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tyVxk0juyIHis AssCreed Unity review:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VOkTBGJbykHis 1886 review:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oTBvJYb0YwHis Evolve review:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Unbg_9dkFMCalling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8NJeTmroMY#t=30mHis stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk1FMam9yiY#t=39m16sFive Nights at Freddy's:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HehkqUuJyV8Nintendo being faggots (38:55):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i3epDsznQs#t=38m55sNot afraid to call out YouTube on their ridiculously unfair business practices:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myBv7M8eG34Calling out Anita Sarkeesian for being a Professional Victim:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aazXmCp-udsDropping Truth Bombs regarding Twitch (27:25 onwards):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNoFu1Q3wdE#t=1646His thoughts on shitty video game reviewers (Revelations 2):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwIHqqK0fs8Also, as a streamer:>Does not accept donations. >No follow/subscriber alerts>No stream gimmicks>No facecam>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum>Literally just the video game>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPSDSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he as a player comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP /v/ mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.
>>737646512No. Its another pedophile named Redemption Games
>>737589548Get help.
>>737646849>Does not accept donations.
I LOVE MY E-DADDY DSP! I GIVE HIM EVERY LAST CENT OF MY SSI CHECK!
>>737627606I like her I just haaaate the way she does that 'cutsey' voice all the time. and that repeating thing she does where it takes her 8 tries to say one sentence>chat I'm just- I'm just- I'm just- I'm just
>>737646849>plays gacha shit regularly>based
>>737596923Jim Sterling?
>>737606472>ackquired taste
>>737647030It’s called “support”
>>737596923>>737601817>almost looks like phil tooholy shit I can't unsee it
>>737593427fucking kek
>>737589548You lost. lol.
>>737647030Contributions ARE manditory You WILL donate
>>737604607He's actually cursed. I've never seen anyone with such bad luck in video games, always getting hit by obscure bugs and unintended enemy behavior.
>>737647387ALRIGHT LET'S GET SOME MAHMENTUM GOING ON FOR THE START OF THE STREAM. I WANT ONE KICK, ONE SUPERCHAT, ONE MEMBERSHIP, RIGHT NOW!......
IronChefSakai is dropping crazy candies on his sock account right now, come by his stream and maybe you'll get one
>>737646879Oh shit acid face got arrested?
>>737646687Literally me right now listening to his 3 hour prestream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HycOWFERaYs
>>737630809He's famous.
>>737646687I don't hate him I just like laughing at his delusions.
>>737646849It's been a hot minute since I've last seen this pasta.
RENT FREE REE!
>>737648328>ASS SMELLING>BLOB LOOKING>MAYO GUZZLING>CHEESE DRINKING>CRISCO BATHING>LARD GLARGING>CALORIE THIEVING>CABBAGE PATCH FACE LOOKING>DOCTOR ROBOTNIK LOOKING>WING STOP EATING>MCDONALDS GORGING>T-REX ARM HAVING>NON VEGETABLE EATING>GREASE OUT OF THE GEORGE FORMAN GRILL DRINKING>WIDE LOAD>HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO>PLANETOID>THYROID PRETENDING>FREE WILLY>CLASS TWO BUS LOOKING>YOKOZUNA>FLUBBER ASS>KIRBY INHALING>SALAD DODGING>CHAIR CRUSHING>BUTTER BALLING>GO TO SUBWAY AND PUT EVERYTHING ON IT>MICHELIN MAN>WIFI BLOCKING>GASTRIC BAND HAVING
>>737646805It was years ago and super boring. You're better off watching those Quartering-hosted flat earther debate
>>737648225More infamous.Sure the guy has paypigs but even theyre leaving his findom bullshit for something more fulfilling. Most of his online interactions are from trolls who make fun of his constant begging and game journo tier skills.Id bet a blind child could even beat him at fighting games where he claims hes world class.
>>737648328DSP WANTS DAT BBC
>>737593230fucking KINO
>>737596923honestly if she lost all the weight she might be okay looking.
>>737618259
>>737591389Just like Andrew Tate and Pirate Software
>>737589548bot posting is against site rules
>>737593427tsk tsk should have leveled adp
A L L E M P L O Y E E SLLEMPLOYEES
DSP is the following:-Former pro fighting game player-Originator of the Let's Play phenomenon-Has over a 10 year legacy of high-quality videos-His detractors continue to drop like flies (Kiwifarms, Kojima World Order, Sons of Kojima, Tevin, Cult of Hate, Hate Army Watch, etc.)-Survived the Adpocalypse-Survived the death of Machinima-Survived the death of EVO-Survived being (unfairly) kicked from Curse-Survived being (unfairly) banned from Twitch-Survived being dropped by all his sponsors-Survived the IRS-Survived getting swatted-Survived the #MeToo era completely unscathed-Survived a barrage of illegitimate DMCA strikes-Survived (unfairly) losing his Twitch partnership-Survived having his identity stolen (a federal crime)-Survived having his bank info leaked-Survived having a rogue Comcast employee hack his modem and commit fraud-Survived getting exposed for his lies regarding WWE Champions-Jerked off live on stream and only got more popular as a result-Got a smoking hot 9/10 wife-Released the corona virus upon humanity to prevent foreclosure on his rightfully deserved house-Took down Cloudflare after being unfairly banned from Twitch again-Embraces positivity-Will outlive every single e-celebIf you choose DSP, you won't choose wrong.
>>737618097Pretty sure starmie was my second big obstacle back when I was seven years old
>>737588359For me it is squchan and pekora
>>737649719>Fredrik I remember when he tried to be a furry then dumped that shit quick lmaaaaaaaoo
>>737649719>-Originator of the Let's Play phenomenon>-Has over a 10 year legacy of high-quality videosIt is funny to think of today but he genuinely was a very popular LPer at one stage. A lot of people found him unironically entertaining.Then again, they also found AVGN unironically entertaining. The bar was not high.
>>737630584The only good content I can remember involving this guy was some of the early how you don't play stuff. It very quickly became obnoxious though. I don't know how people can sit through those 10 hour ones where the editor of the video feels compelled to start replaying bits to explain what DSP did wrong. When you're nitpicking to that degree it just feels pointless, the funny stuff should always be self evident
>>737590632Bro looks like he's getting the dirtiest blowjob ever
>>737591389It's been a while since you searched for anything on Youtube, right?Almost every single result you get today is some teen or man-child making a "retarded / shocking" face while pointing at something behind them in the thumbnail along with some stupid click-bait title.
>>737649719i absolutely dont believe dsp will do anything positive after bankruptcy. i think hes just biding time until he can max credit cards again.
hes streaming right now, 2.5 hours in and no gameplay
>>737649996>When you're nitpicking to that degree it just feels pointless, the funny stuff should always be self evidentI'd argue that DSP hate watching only really becomes enjoyable when you pettily nitpick him and his intricate web of lies, hypocrisy & cope. I never really gave a fuck about how bad he was at video games desu
>>737647984No thats ANOTHER pedophile lmao
>>737649996>the editor of the video feels compelled to start replaying bits to explain what DSP did wrongAt least they're picking on the gameplay.The worst is when they get offended by his "sexism" or "racism" or whatever. DSP is not shit because he called your waifu a gook whore. It's so pathetic to see these people take umbrage on behalf of fictional video game characters.
>>737650176i can stomach him as background noise only when its tevin alt or meerkat talking over him
>>737649756Peko Mami > Pekora
I can't bring myself to date DSPhe's a 50 year old man that's shit at games and has given us over a decade of hilarious contentHe's gonna be missed when he passes
DETRACTOR FLY
>>737650570I'd imagine most of the world can't bring themselves to date DSP
>>737650335Nah fuck this guy. He was literally kvetching about the word retard last year but now that it's "okay" to say it he's laying it on thick. Retard this. Retard that. Sexism? Racism? Bro had a whole slide claiming to be an LGBT ally. These days he's talking extremely reckless. He's practically begging for a tos violation. And I'm his Huckleberry. There are niggers on Green Reddit that think its not worth wishing him to get banned because of the lols. The fact is it would be extremely funnier if he did get banned and had to fuck off to Kick where everyone hates him. KingCobraJFS should not have died it should have been this wortnless parasite.
>>737650163From what I recall he mostly went bankrupt because he kept a property he bought vacant for a long time with the understanding a relative would be taking over the property eventually. That relative passed away leaving DSP in a big financial hole.
>Phil outlived the CasinoBased King Snake.
>>737650637>>737650570hate*i think im hungover
>>737650176>1 hour grocery shopping and dinner recap>1 hour rant about trolls>1 hour business meeting about how every stream is underperforming and he doesnt know whyhes got a lot to cover
>>737650829Was it gin?
>>737650856i wishbut vodka
>>737650757he botched that whole thing. he for some reason wanted to just gtfo of that condo and left without sorting it first. but the main thing that killed him was 13 maxed credit cards.
>>737650407That is correct, and pekomama is way more sexo.
Who was that black guy making videos about him? I remember those being comfy
>>737650759The king snake arc was fun while it happened but I knew the curse was too strong and they wouldn't survive it. The king steals yet another soul.
>>737608271Also the Other M one.>Thumbs down nig-mothafucka!
>>737651532Almighty Tevin? He still does it, just nowhere near as often.
>>737587529>>737590632>>737591005>>737593230>this barely functional retard can make money off playing video games>yet you still can'tIs this why /v/ has such a hateboner for him?
>>737652687He doesn't make money for playing video games. No one pays him to play video games. Its half trolling and half trying to own the trolls
>>737652687He was just in the right place at the right time. His whole life is supported by like 3-5 weirdoes.
Dsp is involved in a HUGE money laundering scheme. You read it here first if he ever gets busted. Do you honestly think such a boring retard like him can make his goals almost everyday legitimately?
>>737653240hes not that smart. he has a secret discord where theres like 5 dents who take turns supporting him.
>>737653589Thats when he's not faking the funk himself or getting an artificial boost from a popular streamer
>>737653589Those 'dents' are mafioso money launderers
>>737646849>it takes just as long to get an updated pasta as it took Phil to switch to direct capture and PC gaming kino
>>737652520
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>>737593230has he played any of the monster hunters?
>>737649719>former pro fighting game playerOnly notable achievement was get 4th in a single Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo tournament (a game thats known to be complete shit, so many of the best players never touched it) >Originator of the Let's Play phenomenonImagine squandering this achievement by never actually capitalizing on it.>-His detractors continue to drop like flies (Kiwifarms, Kojima World Order, Sons of Kojima, Tevin, Cult of Hate, Hate Army Watch, etc.)honestly most people who follow lolcows are just as bad as them so fair enough, good on him for this.
>>7376541314U, World, Rise, and Wilds, you can find clips on youtube
>>737599848honestly i think he has some sort of memory issue. the shit he fights against when its recorded and wrong and continues to fight against is borderline insane. like the it comes in denim thing. hes sang it comes in denimmore than once, says he doesnt remember singing it, but remembers the intent of the song. its crazy
Why doesn't unc get a real greenscreen? It looks like shit.
>>737654712Head so oddly shaped that it distorts reality.
>>737650570You shouldn´t be so picky. He seems like a catch. A solid 6/10.
>>737654712cause he discovered the webcam can just auto greenscreen and now he doesnt have to put forth any effort
>>737594204>He will outlive wojaks.impossible
hitmonree
stationary n_____
>>737602312kino
>>737605778the ltg arc. its amazing to see him point out dales faults completely oblivious that everything he says about dale doubles for him as well. he might as well be shitting on himself in a mirror
>>737606060how does this work? are there multiple people in the room with him?
why is his greenscreen so bad, it's distracting
>>737619595? go back to kiwitroons
>>737656004it's not a real greenscreen, it's a camera feature. I've seen a streamer using a $5 green shower curtain that looked miles better than phil's bare-minimum effect "greenscreen"
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>>737657836She kinda reminds me of that fat octopus witch from the little mermaid.
>>737591389Does most of his money come from fans or a-loggers?
>>737659424Ursula. And yeah, I see it
>>737659152PUZZLE COMBAT OH MY GOD
>>737603741>>737628735Wait is that a phil clip!??
best thread on /v/ in years
>>737652687>fat wife>condominium>toyota corolla>state of washingtonThis is the power of video games?
