Well, /v/ ?
No because i am already brought up with the current tech if you took away those memories yes.
Not with normal crops. Takes 30 days to respawn, You Thane house craps respawn in 3 days, though.You can totally chop firewood to make a living but the money is infinite (though boring to get) so it kinda destroys any sense of living a normal life since you can afford anything you want.
>>737589810I love talking into a microphone in front of a greenscreen
>>737589810This guy has the phenotype of marrying the the girl he lost his virginity to.
>>737590189What about holding a mug in your other hand
>>737590350That's based IF she also lost her virginity to (You) (impossible dream)
>>737590390mmmm perfect
>>737589810See that basedboy? You can rape it
shill thread btw
>>737589810>can you larp for million of zoomoids while wearing some gay hair pins and make millions?
>>737589810Why is the girl on the right wearing a Michael Myers mask?
>>737590537Dont forget about flubbing up your words constantly and keeping it in the bideo every time haha that's so funny! It's SO funny to watch someone struggle to pronounce a word for ten seconds! I LAUGH! I LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME!
cancer accelerate content
>>737590189>>737590390>>737590537>Don't like people talking in front of greenscreens>Don't like people sitting behind a desk>Don't like people narrating footageYou people don't like anything
>>737589810>Any Autism
>>737590778correct. fuck you
>>737590542thank you loverslab
>>737590706GOTTA STUTTERG-GOTTA STUTTER
>>737590778Words on the screen is literally perfect for communication
>>737590778We like things with substance. Everyone knows the answer to this video because it's a videogame with 5 people "cities" and any wildlife bigger than a butterfly can and will kill you.This, while an interesting thought, is a literal waste of time in every single aspect other than killing time. I'm going to watch it anyways because I like Austin's voice.
Miscegenation with khajiit women. That is my contribution to your thread.
>>737589810VIDEO GAMES, FAGGOT, VIDEO GAMES!
>>737590464>That's based IF she also lost her virginityNo, she's probably a fugly used goods Asian.
>>737589810THE HAIR CLIPSWHY DOES HE WEAR THEM?!
>>737589810what the fuck is in his hair
>>737590778I like all of these things if they're done well and in an intresting mannerThe best "video essayist" in the first/second category is slow start. He uses greenscreen and talks into the mic, but he uses costumes, sets, and has skits that are funny and fit with the topic he's covering. A recent really good vid from him was the kentacohut video. You have to use the medium / your presence within it to elevate the video's enjoyment. If the person just plops infront a greenscreen and sits there without doing anything entertaining, it's just boring and it distracts from the content on screen. The best at narration is whitelight.
>>737591247he wears hair clips to get clicks so people will comment in his comments about it.>I look retarded for engagement.
>>737590584I kinda don’t mind this faggot but those hair pins definitely cross a line
>>737589810>Can You Live An Average Life In Skyrim?Yeah, sure you can. Most NPCs do. Wake up, work the field, eat, go to sleep. Dragons are rare and magic happens elsewhere. You could be a peasent or inn owner, easily.
>>737591212Because it forces people to generate internet content (comments/replies/etc.) asking about the hair clipsHello. Enjoying the internet so far?
>45 minutesFor what reason?
>>737591641We've got to have... money!
>>737590778Don't like people listing things with the quote feature either.
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>>737590350Whoa you are right. Now for me, pic related.
>actually interesting takes>no reddit hecking quirk chungus type of crap>no zoomer cookie cutter dime a dozen fr fr shittery>no vagina gaymer with thinly veiled OF ads horsecrapThis is easily better than 99% of content on youtube these days.That is simply due to the account of the bar being SO FUCKING LOW nowadays, but hey... it still counts.
>>737589810Skyrim is so badly made literally no one could live there. Not even gravity works in that game. Houses are bigger inside than from the outside. And no, a wizard did it is not a reasonable explanation
>>737589810What is going on with this guy's hair?
>>737592068Interesting takes?All he does is yap over footage of him walking aimlessly or standing still in video games.>Hi guys, today I'm going to be counting how many rivers are in Skyrim.>*boots the game up, records 30 minutes of footage for the video*>See, there's this river here, and there's this one here...>Huh, I wonder what the developers over at Bethesda were thinking when they made this river...>That's it for today guys, let me know if I missed any other rivers down in the comment section.
>>737592373Never tell anyone that story again. Even anonymously dont admit to having watched that. DELETE YOUTUBE NOW.
>>737589810this dude is lowkey making the lore faggots working inside videogame studios sweat. because he fucking checks. Fuck this guy. what the fuck
>>737589810anons really love this guy
>>737592738>>737592802very organic posts, sisters
A person needs 500 square meters of farmland to survive. A village of 100 people would need 50,000 square meters, which is equivalent to ten American football fields.The villages in Skyrim wouldn't be big enough for even a single person to survive.
>>737591641zoomers only want either a 18 second short with single word captions or a 40 minute video essay about some obscure lore or someone answering a question literally no one asked
>>737590029Yeah I don't really get what the fuck Bethesda was thinking with giving everything a full 30 day respawn timer. Like you can clear an entire area of the map in just a few days leaving fuck all ro do for like 3 weeks til everything resets
>>737592068I’ve never watched any of these videos, but if there aren’t any sketches where the host himself puts on a fake mustache and plays another character talking to himself, that’s already a huge improvement over what people had on YouTube 15 years ago.
I've watched this guys videos. I don't understand why he's worth a thread on here every time he uploads.
>>737592068>Youtuber with a Manager, a Scripter and an Editor>OMG SO SOVLFUL!!!
>>737591586I flat out do not watch him due to those clips
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
Culture is literally fucking dead
>>737593478why?
>>737593489when was it alive then
>>737593268he's posting them
>>737593561im a cuck...
>>737593572Prior to October, 539 BC
>>737590778If I was making these videos, I would be sitting in a fancy armchair in front of a bookcase so people think I'm smart and know what I'm talking about.
Skyrim is barely civilized; Whiterun, Riften and Solitude are just normal towns in Oblivion and Morrowind.
>>737589810I always hated these "what if realism in a game is possible?"Its low hanging fruit to act like you have insight on something
>>737589810i hate his stupid fucking "haha i'm so heckin quirky" hair
>>737593668I would sit on a throne and drink blood out of a goblet, and when someone entered my throne room, I would tell them I had not returned by my own hand, that I was once again given flesh, and I was called there by humans who had wished to pay me tribute.
>>737590778Maybe I just don't like you, faggot
>>737594959woow i never knew someone could pretend to like peoplei'm so devastated, my life has been a lie
>>737593924Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves.
>>737589810>zoomer holding a microphone green screen superimposed into game backgrounds video essay
Nakeyjakey and his consequences has been a disaster for youtube video essays
>>737592068>no reddit hecking quirk chungus type of crapHis entire appearance with the multiple hair clips jimmy neutron cut and "dude let me hyperanalyse a video game as if it were real life lmao" is peak reddit wtf are you on about
>>737595305I liked his videos on where all the rivers and streams terminate in BotW and TotK. It's the kind of shit I'm always curious about but never autistic enough to find out for myself.
>>737595028Perhaps the same could be said of all religions!
What do you call this type of YouTubers?
>>737589810>>737596149Todd's cultural impact is hitting to this day
>>737596149I think they're Imperials, maybe Nords.
>>737596149Millenials
>>737596149Consequences of not bullying white autists enough
>>737596149tired of wageslaving for no benefits in society
>>737595305>mexican kid on the right who does'nt actually fit in>george as the dad>mom looks like a man>son looks like a downey damn the 2000s were grim
>>737595305The people making these videos are Millennials born in the mid 90s.
>>737589810Skyrim roleplay be like>The game doesn't have any mechanics to support roleplaying at all so I'll just pretend it does like I'm a toddler playing make believe
>>737589810Nope. because first thing i'm sticking my dick in a khajit, and if i'm not dead, i will be living a really weird life.
>>737597540>I'm a toddler playing make believeYeah, that's role-playing in a nutshell.
I just watched the whole fucking video because of this thread. As a fellow RPG autist who has spent days just "living" in Skyrim, it was a decent watch.
>>737597540Toddlers have more fun than adults do so maybe we should become toddlerpilled?
>>737589810>don't watch any skyrim content whatsoever>this shit still got recommended to me 2 hours after being uploadedwhy is youtube shilling this nigga
>>737589810He's a normie trying to understand things through forced personal immersion. It's kinda like trying to give themselves autism or a mental illness. Which is quite interesting content.
>>737597407gen z started at 1996
>>737589810Stopped watching his vids after he had hbomberguy on one of them. Fuck this breadtuber bullshit.
>LE TALKING IN FRONT OF LE GREENSCREEN HOLDING LE MIC IS FUNNAYFUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>737589810are these identikit youtubers part of some talent agency or something? i have seen this exact same format like 8 times at this point.
>>737599495you click links from /v/ which means google has tracked your account and tagged it "4chan" "autistic" "likes long form video game content" and myriads of other similar things.so if anyone in those groups likes a video, you get recommended it too because the algorithm assumes you'll like it.
>>737599749It's kinda like how let's plays became popularOne nigga did it and got views, then everyone else copied the formula
>>737596261Nah these are clearly Zoomers, Millenials more talk over footage while GEn X did "LE FUNNEY SKITS" inbetween footage
>>737599778/v/ needs to get better taste
>>737599683No, it started at 1997.Even if you think that, the mid 90's includes 1994 & 1995.
>>737599825CHEFPK is literally in his 30s. Why do Millennials blame everything on Zoomers, just like niggers blame everything on crackas?
I prefer video essays
Does he have a presentable body? I’m thinking about starting a youtube channel and I’m physically similar to him.
>ZOOMER ! ZOOMER! ZOOMER! ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER!! ZOOOMRR! I haven't seen a single valid criticism of him in this entire thread,that means you people are only jealous of him being so successful by talking about whatever he likes. That's all there is to it.
What do they eat?
>>737600101I don't friend sim so I have no idea who you're talking about Fuck off and die zoomie
>>737590778and if youre different, anons on this site WILL try to gaslight you into things
>>737599062>toddlerpilled>toddpilled pottery
>>737602523Takes him minutes to explain what the video is before it even starts.
>>737589810Reminds me of this blog. Unfortunately all the images are dead
>>737589810I secretly like this guy, deep down I find his style funny
>>737598141>I'm a Toddler playing make believe
>>737602859Jarl Balgrufs piss water that flows down from the cloud district to their wells, his turds are considered premium cuisine as they are rare due to his constipation for sitting so much, or that's what I heard..
>>737603526Did it work?
>>737604063Yeah it was pretty fun. He did end up doing some adventuring though despite trying to be a normal citizen
>>737589810This autist is spammed in my youtube recommendations despite never seeing a single one of his videos.
>>737590778No actually Im fine with the other twoIts the fags who copy what nakeyjakey did (it was already annoying back then) who are clearly too insecure about their own video that they have to "spice" it up by being funny in front of a greenscreenShow some god damn self respect and let your video speak for itself instead of inserting these annoying ass gimmicks
>>737604114Hes some shitter that won the YouTube algo lottery. If you look at his channel hes been making videos for 13 years
>>737596149fags
>>737589810We're bandits actually a normal thing in medieval times? Like you couldn't take a few steps outside your village without being accosted by some guys with knives?
>>737596149nakey jakey clones
>>737606819Yeah it's true.
I instantly select the "Do Not Recommend Channel" button. Videos like this lure you in with a somewhat interesting title but the video itself is the most vapid and boring time waster. Bonus points if the speaker has a shit voice.
>>737606819Yes. Bandits were a thing through all of recorded history. They were even institutionalized in many societies, ie the mannerbund, fianna, vikings, border reavers, Scotti (the word Scot literally just means raider.) It seems to have been a trend in the bronze age in all Indo-European societies for young men to literally be kicked out of their clan and sent to go be violent rapist raiders and kill other people. It persisted in numerous forms until the middle ages in Europe, disappearing in more civilized societies first and persisting in more remote ones. These weren't even like, "real" bandits as in they were not outlaws, in their own society. They would come back home at whatever age their culture deemed the age of manhood to be and live normal lives. But that would hardly matter to an outsider as their goals and way of life was to kill outsiders, take their women and cattle and wealth, and bring it home.Beyond these were actual criminals who were not welcome in society who formed military bands. These were numerous in medieval and earlier societies. Any time there was war, there were displaced peasants, disgruntled soldiers and mercenaries. These very often became bandits. Then there were pirates which were omnipresent in coastal areas.
this guy makes the most dogshit low effort videos ever if you watch them you are an npc
>>737589810DSPAvgnThis nigger Asmongold When the fuck does the youtube bullshit on this board end
>>737596149Shameless
>>737590029>so it kinda destroys any sense of living a normal life since you can afford anything you want.I mean, being a richfag doesn't sound so bad...
>>737607225It ends June 14th, 2028.
Niggas still can’t move on from Skyrim
>>737591061The question is explicitly about the game
>>737589810I can’t stand these videos. One of the few channels I have actually gone out of my way to hit “do not recommend on”Even worse, he has copycats. Other channels asking the most vapid pointless bullshit possible. Just pointless slop to consume while you eat your Cheerios. It’s getting harder and harder to avoid.
>>737602523Trvth nvke
>Can you [play the game in a way that isn't intended at all]?The answer is always yes but it's a totally retarded waste of time. Why the fuck are zoomers like this? This shit never happened watched some random guy fuck around in Dark Souls and now everything has to be soulless post-post-ironic dogshit.
>>737607384I sincerely recommend not opening Youtube.
>>737607420>The answer is always yesThe best videos are the ones where the youtuber has to use exploits, bugs, unkown wiki mechanics etc to bypass clear roadblocksThe worst videos are the ones where it's just tedium, and the game is beaten normally but simply takes longer.
>>737589810These videos are the white guy version of a black guy being an over eccentric nigger that talks highly about a anime character being a savage while throwing around ghetto slang and Twitter reaction gifs. Obnoxious "content"
>>737607608I've never seen one of those videos. Do those actually exist? How do you get recommended something like that?
>>737589810Does the question operate on game rules or on irl rules?
>>737607501I open it every day. I love it. It’s my favorite website. It’s best when I don’t get recommended garbage like any austin but I manage. What’s worse is when the man himself and his band of retarded discord faggots shill his content here where I thought I was safe. Hard to get more pathetic than that.
>>737607420that's not the premise of the video, thoughbeit
>>737607718https://youtu.be/2DLg-3sbryE?si=PLgAMPc4R4Ih0HkNThey do. I don't even watch anime like that, but if you watch some youtube clips or some video about a fictional character's feat this shit will pop up. Then there will be three more to take it place.
>>737608152>but if you watch some youtube clips or some video about a fictional character's feat I'm seeing those hoodweeb videos are being indangered by AI narrated powerscaling/explanation videos invading their natural habitat in the youtube shorts section
>>737607384Yeah, all of those fucks are trying to be him same way all of the "can you beat [game] by doing [pointless shit]?" fucks are trying to be the new mitten squad (RIP), modern youtube is dreadful.
>>737608152Wild. The only things I see on youtube are Japanese girls singing and bald middle aged men talking about medieval weaponry.
>>737595680Your words are as empty as your soul, mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
>>737589810subhuman video genre
>>737596149>I will put myself in front of what I'm trying to show you.A narcissist.
>>737593136Maybe try playing the game on a higher difficulty
>>737589810Cyberpunk one was better, I was mad how he kept calling the Battle-Born gal Gwendolyn's sister and thought Lars was an aspect of Sheogorath. A peasant would be aware of the noble family he was working for.
>>737590778if you're face have more than 10% screentime, you can fuck off
>>737607225Avgn is 4chan culture
>>737611564>play on higher difficulty >Bethesda TM sanctioned difficulty that's simultaneously HP bloat and nerfs the player damage output>everything takes an unreasonable amount of time to kill>until you essentially exploit weak points in game design to ultra murder everything anyway>can exploit further with known bugs if you want>wind up with the same issuehmmmm
>>737589810What do I eat?
>>737602523Most importantly, I criticize him for seeing on him /v/.
>>737612746That's only a problem if you play the game on Legendary. Play it on anything higher than Novice and lower the Legendary, sweetie.
>>737589810>Not allowed to watch Any Autism cause he said you can't watch if you're a transphobe.Damn I really wanted to see a guy talk about pointless shit in a video game for 3 hours...
>>737589810Is he /our/ guy?
I used to like his videos when it was "hey look, these are the weirdest places in Zelda". When he started doing too many Skyrim and GTA videos and green screening himself in more it ended up feeling a lot more kind of generic I guess?
He unlocked the meta
I don't mind analysis videos, but sometimes it feels like they're reaching a bit for the sake of quirky. Enjoyed a recent one about skyrim's wildlife, but it was more like satire
>>737596149white niggers
>>737614379The only good morrowind youtuber is 'best opinion haver'
