>Finally have enough time to play some video games today.>It starts raining outside...
It's snowing outside today.
>>737603521Why would rain stop you playing games?
>>737603521Rain is comfy. I wish it rained every day.
>Finally stop playing games to go for a walk>it starts raining inside
>>737603575Cuz then you literally can't, do you really need us to explain this to you anon?
>>737603575His favela loses power when it rains.
>>737603521What? That's the best, most comfiest time to game.
>>737603668>do you really need us to explain this to you anon?Yes, I think I do
>when i was a kid mom used to get mad and yell at me to get off my pc when it would rain because having it powered on means lightning would be attracted to the high energy use of the pc and it would be damaged when that led to a power surge>even if i snuck around that schizoshit the internet would randomly flip on and off while raining making it impossible to do anything onlinethe early 2000s were a hellscape
>>737603521do you not have a handheld of some sort?? that's maximum comfy.
>>737603702That must suck
>Begins to rain>Loud thunder>PC shuts offNOOOOOOOOO MY STEAM LIBARY!!
>Finally have enough time to play some video games today.>I hear the winds picking up outside...
>>737603615Why don't you move back to Ferenginar then you greedy fuck
>>737603521>>Finally have enough time to play some video games today.>no reason to go outside because im demotivated from my chronic illness
Wasps fucking bugs there is no god
>>737604032>my chronic illnessWhich one?
>Finally have enough time for rain today>It starts playing some video games outside
>try starting a videogames session>bowels start moving>stomach starts churning>begin twisting in my seat >can't take it any longerGOD WHY CAN'T I JUST PLAY MY FUCKING VIDEOGAMES FOR ONCE
>>737604364seriously, what the fuck is going on?Every time I sit on my PC, get comfy, open a game and start playing, 5 seconds later I have to rush to the bathroom almost shitting myself.
>>737604364>He doesn't shit himself.Go away, poser.
>>737604452Mafia 3 does things to a man
>>737604364Nerve gas emitted from your PC and remotely activated. I had to seal my PC in an airtight cube to stop that.
>>737603668Quit with the reddit tier cringe anon, your parents wish you were better than that.
>>737604452You were tense and unable to relax. Once you relax your body starts doing things properly again.
>finally get to sit down and play a game>my falcon begins making uproarious noises
>>737603521wut
>Finally get to sit down and play a game>the mongol horde breaks into my dwelling AGAIN
>open my favourite multiplayer game>get into a match with a group of what sounds like teenagers who are all using rapspeak>close the game and open a single player one
>>737606670You keeping it ABAP?
>get comfy and ready to play my favorite vidya>water heater explodes due to being half a decade past recommended replacement date
>>737603891I have a friend who lost his gayming pee cee because of a thunder. Big sad.Told him to invest in a good UPS...1500 shekels pee cee, couldn't invest on a 100 shekels UPS.Worse of all is that he eventually ends up wasting that same amount of money on consoles to cope up with losing his pee cee.
>>737604269Ass pain
>>737607016Chronic butthurt is not to be taken lightly, least of all here.
>>737603575I live in a third world country (the United States) where my power goes out when it rains.
>Finally have enough time to play some video games today...>friend tells me if i want to play with him>play a game with him and end up having fun
>>737603615For me, it's overcast with a faint on and off drizzle.
>>737607052rain also fucks with wifi
>>737603707On a late, cold night with the room dark as fuck
>>737603575Because you have to go sit on the porch and enjoy the rain?
>>737607352I just take everything outside
>>737603891get a UPS dude
>time to play a game>start getting horny and completely distracted>fine i'll go jerk off>after an hour of edging to lesbian jav and cumming, i no longer feel like playing a game
>>737603637is he OK?
>>737607452God I know this feelcumming just feels so much better than playing vidya I hate it
>>737603521>>737603989yep, it's nap time
>>737606985>>737607403What would a parcel service do to fix the computer?
>>737607537UPS = uninterruptible power supply
>>737603521Damn son, what shithole are you from?
>>737607537Who else is gonna deliver you a new computer?
>>737607564if it's uninterruptible how would you turn it off?
>>737607640my ass is gettin wearyahmy balls are gettin tighti'm sittin here in traffic with shit in my pants tonight
>>737607671Buy a IPS ro counter it
>>737603702I fucking love living in the first world. It sucks sometimes, but there are thirdies out there seriously playing shit like picrel and I'm gaming on ultra modern, brand new everything in the fucking AC on fiber internet.
>>737607452>>737607528You need to take a break from fapping for like a week
>>737607671with an Unstoppable Power Severer.
>>737607806that makes me much hornier. i need to go 3+ months which is what i did once. but then you just blast big loads in your sleep which is even more annoying.
>>737607806I think they just need to be busy in generalI moved out of my apartment and I realized I hadn't jacked off in 3 days or even wanted to
>>737607806>>737607918low T detected
>>737603575lightning might strike nearby and fry your tv and ps5, which may be out of warranty.sony support was cool about it tho.
>>737607939Jacking off kills your motivation to do anything elseThis is not some conspiracy or mystery, stop being a tardIf you have shit you want to do then jacking off is going to get in the way of that
>>737607967do you people not even use surge protectors???
>>737603737There was nothing to do online in the early 2000s except search for random cheat codes on lycos or yahoo and chat with your friends on AOL/MSN/IRC. I was mostly emulating SNES games offline at that time.
>>737608065i had everything in a surge protector but i guess they get old and dont work so good no more or somthin cause everything on it fried.
>>737607743Favela monkeys playing Tibia and CS1.6 on dial up have more fun than you.
>>737607491He just needs more nuts.
>>737608101Nta but i used to spend hours downloading game demos or watching old flash shit like stickdeath kek
THIS IS NOT REALITY
>>737608495They're really only good for one use so if something fried it beforehand, that would probably be why. Ideally you should get a UPS
>>737607452Thats why you need a second fap monitor, so you can game and fap during pauses when you are dead or waiting your friends to rez you or looking for game
>>737603575OP is a Merman and he transforms back whenever he gets wet. He has to return to the sea and you can't play video games underwater.
>>737603575because once it starts raining, it doesn't stop raining, and then the mudslides happenbad times ahead friend
>>737608534I will consider that next time I have a Whopper delivered straight to my door.
>>737608101Homestar Runner was pretty entertaining to watch.
>>737608663>how to fry receptors even fasternah you gotta take a break I learned that that hard way crashing and burning out fuck sucks bro.
>>737608764I accept your concession.
>>737603702kek. only had experienced literal power outages because of a:>flood, snow storm (x2.)never due to some shaky rain or lightning. First worlders will never have issues like this.
>>737603737>>737603891>>737606985>finally have time to play some vidya>oh now I feel it coming back again like a rolling thunder chasing the wind forces pulling to the center of the earth again>I can feel it
>>737603637>free his balls>he bites you
>>737608792you act as if you invented nofap and it hasn't been proven false a hundred times over the years
>>737608906you're fucked in the head for even thinking of doing that when you have a perfectly good pinata to turn into a red mistFUCK rodents
>>737608953>Proven false because the scientists made up an "expert analysis" based on their own biased world view that confirms their existing hypothesis without any analytical or clinical analysis done under scientific testing conditions; pushed by the same industry that pushed LGBTQIA+ identity and woke idealism for the las 40 years.Tranny, you lost any credibility, semen retention has benefits, just because you can't stop jerking off to hentai doesn't mean others can't and receive benefits of longer memory retention and better focus. (cooming 24/7 destroys your dopamine receptors and attention economy in your brain.)
