Microsoft's first party studio DOUBLE FINE just released their new game, and it's a massive success!
ban steam charts threads
>>737606785Hey, it beat Dustborn.
Sad. Been excited for Kiln since Amnesia Fortnite, but it got screwed with unfortunate marketing and a saturated market.
Don't get in the kiln
>almost 4x the all-time peak of relootedgreat success!
>>737606840I think it's time to filter out the phrase "ban steam charts threads" and transfigure into "A couple of steam charts threads are fine, actually. Unless there have been so many wokeflops released this month that each wokeflop requires its own steamcharts graph wokeflop analysis thread."
Such a nothingburger failure that these threads actually have less posts than players
>>737606967Steam is a woke platform so your woke hate spam is pointless and contradictory to your cause
Damn they're Kiln' it.
>>737607014I don't think about video games much anymore but steam allows all sort of bilgic cancer on its platform as well as actual works. Also, how each game discussion forum goes is up to the individual developer, is it not? Outside of flagrantly illegal speech, Valve will not intervene.
>>737606840you made the thread you retarded turd
>>737607014nobody cares you retarded turd
>>737606785saars…
>>737606785I'm still confused on how this studio survives under microslop for so long. Despite Tango's flaws they were a far better value than Doublefine
DoubleFine has true talent in their art department, but someone needs to grab them in a chokehold and force them to make platformers like Psychonauts 2.Keeper (and what I have seen from Kiln) looks really good but at the end of the day it's a genre nobody fucking plays, a walking simulator.These guys should have been the new Rare by now. But the heads of the studio prioritize being quirky over making good games.
hope every microjeet product continues to flop and that freak ceo they have blows his brains out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S1tcmHcp8Qwhat the HELL was his problem? Saturn worshipper? Khronotic sclerotic?
>>737606785Almost three times as much as Drag x Drive, my fellow MCC tendiewatchers!
>>737606785>capitalism is dyingthank fucking god
>>737607014Nah, there's too much female sexualization for that to be the case
>>737607260>Despite Tango's flawsTango deleted themselves, by the time Hi-Fi released, the heads of the studio had abandoned the ship like 4 months prior. And the rest of Tango got ought by Krafton.
>>737607368Morning makes me happier than currysoft losing money
>>737606785I haven't even seen this on showcases for smaller games. Rip double fine.
Who do they think the target audience for this shit they keep making is? I can't believe they released a multiplayer game. They seriously do not have the manpower to keep an online game going. I don't think they can survive unless Microsoft gives them one of the IPs they own to make a game for. Their original ideas are frankly just fucking stupid.The environments in Keeper are massive and you just walk through them in a few seconds. Not a good use of development time for a small studio.
>>737607834I can't believe it's 2026 and I'm witnessing an adult complaining that a children's video game wasn't made for him.The human race is doomed.
>>737607982Do you really think Keeper is a children's video game? Did you even play it? It's made for millennial art majors
>>737607447They literally all vote liberal and all donate to democrats at Valve
>>737606785I love steam charts threads! we need more
>>737608086meds
>>737606785pin steamcharts technical analysis threads
>>73760729610/10 visuals1/10 gameplayThat's Double Fine, except psychonauts
I think it looks neat, but it was always going to be niche.The only time I can think of buying it would be to play with family, but 1: I don't have a console, and 2: I don't play video games with my family, because we go out and do other things.From what I understand, they've wanted to make this for a while. I respect that they're using this time under Microsoft to do whatever they want.
...
People don't want to admit steam is dying and kids are on roblox so steam is a aging millennial base
>>737608486The only original games that sell on steam are roguelike trash that waste your time. It's over.
>>737608486Capitalism is dying in general. Trump/Republicans, Israel, The Epstein class and techno oligarchs are going to start putting the chains back on us now that we're done creating a society for them.
microslop is shit
>>737607296I always got the feeling the Double Fine team is in the business of making video games. But doesn't like actually making (or playing) gamey games.A symptom that started with leadership, and has since spread to the rest of the studio.The Psychonaut sequel and remaster were more of a break glass in event of emergency funding. And people who had a hand in making things like Trenched are probably long gone.
>>737606785Reminder microsoft went the hardest into queer capitalism and are paying the hardest for their mistake.
>>737606785>game already has cheaterskek
>>737606785>Bethesda Mass Effect style Preylike MMO gets cancelled>Makes flop after flop, and still aroundFunny how being a member of the tribe still makes you immune to years upon years of mass layoffs at a company
>>737606785does this fit into the concordian timeline?
Let's be real here. This game didn't fail because of DEI or whatever. Nobody has ever heard of this piece of shit before.
>>737610632it was shown at a number of showcases but there's no audience for this kind of game
>>737610632it had a 15 minute reveal inbetween forza and fable
I remember having to playtest keeper, i wanted to persona myself.
>>737610632Many people watched the trailers but everybody ignored it because it's the most pathetic friendslop ever made
>>737608486I think it's more that there's so many dogshit indie games releasing every day that people don't look at new releases or clock out instantly when they see something mediocre looking.
>>737608396game pass filler
>>737608396they aren't marketing these games at all. even indie devs have better campaigns. what the fuck are they doing?
>>737611214>friendslopfriendshit works better
>>737608360Psychonauts sucks too. You guys overhyped that dogshit.
Studio is artificially kept alive by Microsoft, so they pump out any slop without worrying about being shut down.
>>737613778Microsoft leadership must be beyond braindead because they've shut down much better games and studios.
>be adventure game developer>make friendslop because you wanna cash in on Peak's popularity
>>737606960relooted sounds like what they'd call a Borderlands remake
>>737613982>Microsoft leadership must be beyond braindeadThat's news to you?
