shane never got to watch the mario movie
this isnt funny
>>737607483>shane wayneno fucking way, how did i never noticed that?what a despressing image
What a shane
Nintendo should sue.
>>737607483I thought it said Super Shame
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waggle your nunchuk to pay respects
>>737607839M
>>737607483shane would go bing bing on random neighbours' doors if he grew up
Can you do the money challenge? I can maybe do the hard mode one but the others are too much, I would lose when they start the reenactment
>>737607483He had the opportunity to watch the only SOULFUL Mario movie.
>>737608469The 2D animated one, or Bob Hoskins' KINO?
>>737608519Of course the Hoskins/ Leguizamo/ Hopper bizarre fever dream train wreck of pure SOUL.
>>737607483Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mav6BXbQQJg
>>737608879kek
>>737607545Shut yo' bitch ass up, nigga.
>>737607545Why would you think someone found that funny? He missed out on a great movie. We should be grateful we lived to watch it.
>>737607545Are you really going to disrespect Super Shane like that?
>>737609558>He missed out on a great movie.It came out in 1993, anon.
You gain access to the funeral and you're told you'll be awarded 5 million dollars if you make it through the entire service without laughing. No snorting,smirking or smiling, though you won't be disqualified for facial spasms. You must be 100% serious during the whole thing and you must pay full attention, nobathroom or water breaks, no sleeping and no distractions.Can you do it?>Medium mode:The priest will constantly but randomly mispronounce the kid's name as "Super Shame"- prize raised to 10 million dollars>Hard mode:All of the above, plus the two guys in costume will reenact the first Mario level as a tribute and they'll make the sound effect themselves, all 100% serious- prize raised to 50 million dollars>Impossible mode:All of the above, plus the kid will be cremated at the end with the WWAAOWW owowoWoW and game over Mario 64 sounds, being placed in a little mushroom-shaped urn- prize raised to 1 billion dollars>Nightmare mode:All of the above, plus a man dressed as Wario shows up to sing "My heart will go on" as tribute, with the Wario Voice, while they scrape the ashes into the urn- prize raised to 5 billion dollars>Shane must die mode:All of the above plus Nintendo representatives arrive by the end because of the copyright issues, and a massive battle royale for the ashes ensues- prize raised to 10 billion dollars + you'll receive 30% of Shuntaro Furukawa's salary for the rest of your life
>>737607483Vaxx status?
>>737610380would lose at medium mode
>>737610649ONE GUY?NO CONTINUES?
>>737610380Didn‘t read it and this kinda proves me you never went out in your life. I would do all of that without laughing, because beeing there would be depressing as fuck. Thinking how a mother lost her child must be devastating.
>>737611237Sucks to be you. I'd lose at Nightmare Modo.
>>737610380>Actually impossible mode: You're someone that laughs before crying
>>737611565All the girls in school laugh at you and say ew lol
>>737607483The fucking green Asian weegee is trying his hardest to hold his laughter
>>737611237This just tells me you have no friends.
>>737611841Not autistic ones that don't understand context, yeah.
>>737611724Good. Fuck them cunts.
My dad was buried with his star fox 64 copy :(Hope the woims had fun with it
>>737609180>play vidya>mom says you should walk the dog>get shotit aint fair man
>16 September 2015 >Shane Owens and his father recently passed away last Wednesday due to a house fire. We were recently contacted by the funeral home to bring happiness to his sister and cousin to their Super Mario themed funeral. Shane and his sister would always play Super Mario Bros together and he was a huge fan as well. Even though this was our first time doing something like this, we were able to bring smiles because that's how Shane would've wanted it. Our condolences to his family and may God be with them. If you can donate any money to this family, who's lost everything, please check out this link. Any amount helps and would be greatly appreciated.
>>737607483So long Gay Shame
>>737607483If my kid is a Mario fan I'm making him watch the 1993 movie. No way he's gonna think Mario was all AI-italian brainrot shit.
>>737607483Making fun of a dead child is exactly what I'd expect from this shit board.
>>737612148That doesn't look like the corpse of a fire victim. Also posting all these pictures takes it from funny to fucking creepy dude.
>>737610380Super Shame is already the nightmare mode
>>737613256Deal with it, nerd. VIDEO GAMES
>>737612080who's the little girl supposed to go as and why is her dress semitransparent
>>737613471Could have died of asphixiation/CO2 poisoning
>>737613471Most victims die because of smoke and lack of oxygen.
>>737607483sad
>>737610380>Shane must die mode
>>737612116Minding your own business and life just hits you with a game over.
>>737607483>white boy>black name??????
Fuck... Shane... FUCK!
aint nothin better than cumskins making fun of other dead cumskins
>>737611237>thinking about how other people feel>having empathy and compassion >not being an unapologetically self-absorbed sociopath who thrives on others' suffering and miserySHIGGY DIGGY PIGGLY WIGGLY!joeytribbianiholdingatennisracket.pcx
>>737618034by the way does anyone know where i can find the trans porn on this site? Thanks
>>737611237moralfag jeet. do the needfuls and not laff saaars
>>737612080>>737612238>>737612283its weird because they're at a funeral but acting like it's a birthday party
>>737618116/gif/That board has an astonishingly disappearing amount of bbc and troon posts
>>737618371Thanks Sir
>>737607483what a rotten way to die
>>737618340more like DEATH party, OHOHOHOHOHOH!
>>737618340Or a Mario Party
4chan users have two approaches to children, they either want to fuck them or laugh at them when their dead.
>>737618818SAAR INTERNET IS OF SERIOUS, MAKING THE POST TO SHOW RESPECT FOR SUPER MAX IZZAT!
>>737618818Their dead what?
My question is why are two Asian dudes dressed up as Mario and Luigi? What is their relation to this child?
>>737618967Man you guys really are autistic. I genuinely thought it was irony now i feel kinda sad.
>>737611237owowowowow
>>737618818It wasnt like this before 2016
>>737619156Mitchell Henderson
>>737608879holy kek
