>thank god my son isn't gay

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>>737635778
>grandpa walks in
unironically
this really happened to me playing bayonetta on the xbox 360 shortly after launch

I gooned to this shit back in the day. My favorite was the brown woman with red lingerie.

>>737635778
>the fuck are you doing, son? She's a jew

>>737635778
>he's starts helping you beat off

Thanks Dad!

>>737636246
>this post right here mr. hitler!

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>>737636010
It's 100% like this. I never thought it would be the case because I love him no matter what but god damn does it feel like a dodged bullet. Spent his whole childhood obsessed with rainbows, playing girly characters like peach and kirby, and has exclusively had more friends with girls than guys his whole life. But my boy just got his wife pregnant so I am pretty damn content.

Little does he and everyone else in my life know, I am gay as all hell. The missus pegs me all the fucking time and it's so nice.